I love that he struggled to maintain an American accent, while playing a character who *does not* have an American accent.

@UpIsNotJump

3 жыл бұрын

this comment killed me

@saint4life09

3 жыл бұрын

Who? 47 definitely has an American accent

@milodoesgaming1203

3 жыл бұрын

What part of the video?

@bppvids2392

3 жыл бұрын

@@milodoesgaming1203 0:20

@AtlasGuitar

3 жыл бұрын

@@saint4life09 Nope, definitely doesn't. David Bateson is a South African who lives in England, his accent is definitely not American.

My favourite aspect of Hitman is how Agent 47 is a master in every skill, like he will perform a drum solo or paint a masterpiece just to get close to his target

@skkk12

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@abysscashierlightning-fast670

3 жыл бұрын

That's bald people for ya. No hair obstructing their connection to vast knowledge of the beings from outer space.

@slaycationnation

3 жыл бұрын

@@abysscashierlightning-fast670 I guess my dad is the exception because he’s got a brain the size of a walnut.

@f.palmero5010

3 жыл бұрын

@@slaycationnation What is a dad?

@LokivSource2

3 жыл бұрын

jeez, you're everywhere! nice to know you're also an UpIsNotJump fan!

Hey wait a minute you didn't actually shave your head! You almost fooled me!

@TK-317

3 жыл бұрын

@@jpramirez4218 Damn, stop fucking simping so hard.

@Grilly2368

3 жыл бұрын

Wait he didn't shave his head!?

@mostbasedman1686

3 жыл бұрын

I love you crusty!

@Guillo78

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god is crusty

@thegamerclone5882

3 жыл бұрын

But he did didn't he

“It’s the thing that gets you to the thing.” - Every American politician alive today

@davidcranfill3097

3 жыл бұрын

Come on, man!

@repubblesmcglonky8990

3 жыл бұрын

Except Vermin Supreme, he's the only guy in American History to have his shit together...

@nonnapapera69

3 жыл бұрын

Well the constant is almost a politician.

@Horzinicla

3 жыл бұрын

funi

@ronaldlennier86

3 жыл бұрын

Actually I would say any politician anywhere

I’d actually watch the hell out of a TV show where Agent 47 solves somewhat-unrelated murder mysteries while still assassinating people in the background

@oliverlong8493

3 жыл бұрын

What like dexter

@Tuna224th

3 жыл бұрын

It would be so fucking funny if whenever 47 is not actively telling people something or finding a clue you just see him murking people, like while some other characters are discussing what he has found you just see him strangle and drag some dude around a corner. before coming back as if nothing happened.

@darkrai2007

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tuna224th I picture that they do the murder mystery house, 47 says that he suspects the waiter, so all the people confront the waiter but in the background 47 is dragging the countess' body to the nearby bathroom. Of which 47 suddenly wanders up behind the crowd and says the police will handle it from here and then just leave with a bloody fish in tow but no-one questions it.

@TheJunky228

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tuna224th fyi it's 'mercing' as far as I know. Like as in mercenary

@Tuna224th

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheJunky228 Merking is just a weird slang for murdering, its not a real word I just used it because its infected my vocabulary

Your wife is such a trooper lmao

@jasonalcatraz5817

3 жыл бұрын

"SAY YOUR LINE" These two are golden.

@Sonichero151

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no his wife is just as funny and insane as he is....

@antonyborlase3965

3 жыл бұрын

She added to the video. Is she okay after being strangled?

@TAGMedia7

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't that Caddie's sister?

@emilpersidski

3 жыл бұрын

@@antonyborlase3965 he held her shoulders, not her neck

Matt: “Especially when it costs £54.99!” Me, an Australian: *Cries in $99.95*

@lachlanc7092

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but we get to live in Australia though

@woofyou1186

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah Australians have to deal with spiders, how insensitive of you to comment this without knowing their troubles. How could thee?

@blackoutlol2857

3 жыл бұрын

Oof I know what it’s like... cause I’m an Australian too 🥲 at least I got it on sale for eighty something dollars.

@colnz1233

3 жыл бұрын

@@alvinviklund it means we work more for less money, say I'm on a benefit, and I get $80 NZD spending a week after my weekly expenses this game is $104 NZD for me, meaning I would have to wait 2 weeks to by it, but if I were to live in the uk, assuming expenses were the same and the benefit is the same in pounds, i could buy it in 1 week as i would essentially be getting 154 NZD per week of spending

@LuizAlexPhoenix

3 жыл бұрын

@@alvinviklund Bruh, the issue is that to someone it might be a tenth of their monthly income and a fifth or fourth of their free/spendable income, while for someone else it might be a third or a fourth of their total income and twice their free/post bills income.

For a guy with "no personality whatsoever", 47 has some pretty good puns

@kayagorzan

2 жыл бұрын

Yes indeed

@realmark8125

2 жыл бұрын

exampl?

@funkycord1336

2 жыл бұрын

@@realmark8125 "I promise once I'm done you won't feel a thing"

@KillerMeme

2 жыл бұрын

@@funkycord1336 less a pun and more a innuendo/double entendre

Time to watch this video, then have his voice narrate everything in my head for the rest of the day

@dubbadog4life320

3 жыл бұрын

This is the most relatable thing I've ever read

@turtlenoshell227yt8

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty accurate

@jamiewilson9547

3 жыл бұрын

This is so accurate

@yuvallivnat-schwartz7630

3 жыл бұрын

Tru dat

@Kyanite_45

3 жыл бұрын

I _actually_ want that to happen...

Can't believe you blinded yourself in one eye just for a thumbnail, now thats suffering for your art

@HARRY_BAINS

3 жыл бұрын

@Make random vids Guy no shit

@Gennj

3 жыл бұрын

@Make random vids Guy r/whoosh

@EpixFusion

3 жыл бұрын

@Make random vids Guy Wym? You can literally see the scratch on his face

@garry_quack

3 жыл бұрын

@Make random vids Guy no Shia LaBeouf

@brokenlightbulb9500

3 жыл бұрын

@Make random vids Guy WOW I DIDINT KNOW THAT

That last-minute breakdown at how much you've spent on VR was too relatable.

Honestly a hitman style game built from the ground up for VR would be amazing it'd get you put on a watch list but amazing

You successfully managed to review the entirety of hitman 2 before even addressing 3. That's content

@xuvvy

3 жыл бұрын

Well, hello there

@nhbglace6677

3 жыл бұрын

@@xuvvy 0,0 Ah Scway man

@alexcrouse

3 жыл бұрын

I played Hitman 2 end to end a dozen times and i've never see the game he played. ioi is a dumpster fire. lmao.

@Hevymin

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexcrouse ???

@alexcrouse

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hevymin there are two "Hitman 2" games.

To be fair, "no personality whatsoever" is the end goal of training a perfect super-assassin.

@arksigma7709

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@thewanderer93

3 жыл бұрын

Mission complete

@LuizAlexPhoenix

3 жыл бұрын

But the whole thing is that he still has one, so the conflict between his whole raison detre with his actual disposition is a great point of the series.

@antzzors126

3 жыл бұрын

But isn’t the point of an assassin to perfectly blend in

@ManoredRed

3 жыл бұрын

@@antzzors126 Not calling attention to oneself goes a long way.

0:09 caddy shooting his PC he's trying to build

4:28 “Oh no they have me surrounded!!!!… Those poor bastards…”

But the real question is....can you accidentally set off the grape press while you're still in it....in VR?

@Dracomancili

3 жыл бұрын

Now this is a crossover i wasnt expecting

@PristianoPenaldoSUIIII

3 жыл бұрын

If I accidentally set off the grape press while still in it in VR, I would simply unpress myself. But ig I'm just built different

@nutsyear

3 жыл бұрын

Yes you just oppress it

@WebContractor7407

3 жыл бұрын

you said it JUST as he would......

@carlosortiz1070

3 жыл бұрын

and why he didnt include the other 8 references

Therapist: its okay James, American UpIsNotJump isn't real. He can't hurt you. American UpIsNotJump: Agency, This is FORty-seven. Me: *Panicked screaming*

@imatree4015

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't even realize he was trying to do an American accent until after rewatching that part, but the way he said his Rs were still so jarring

@Fae-Fey

3 жыл бұрын

what? can you give timestamp for that?

@imatree4015

3 жыл бұрын

@@Fae-Fey 0:20

@ogredwing

3 жыл бұрын

47 has a South African accent, so god knows why he chose a bad American accent, rather than a bad South African accent.

@medotaku9360

3 жыл бұрын

"patch me through to Dianahr."

The “gameplay” they showed for the VR had me so excited. Total letdown

@musicni3729

3 жыл бұрын

Keep in mind these are limitations I can see for the PS4 and PSVR only, the draw distance and loading etc. A good gaming PC rig and the PC VR availability come 2022 upon the steam release and the time to fix bugs like the shaking etc, it would be a pretty capable VR game and making most of the criticisms void as they are fixed

@tizerk

3 жыл бұрын

@@musicni3729 There's no confirmation that PCVR will ever come, let alone alongside a Steam release in 2022.

@rriverence

2 жыл бұрын

@@tizerk now there is

@tizerk

2 жыл бұрын

@@rriverence Yep, glad to hear it!

@dragoxk4542

2 жыл бұрын

@@rriverence heck yeah, I hope it’s good.

'I brought you this tea, you should drink ALL OF IT' 🤣🤣🤣

Can’t wait to watch him repeatedly walk right next to enemies that are so dense they can’t spot you from half a centimeter away while you murder their friend.

@samsmith9764

3 жыл бұрын

"Must've been the wind!" *looks down* "Oh no! someones been murdered!"

@TheArklyte

3 жыл бұрын

Well, outside of Thief(and few other example, where stealth was a single railroaded sections) it's a staple of "stealth" genre:))

@the-hd5cx

3 жыл бұрын

I need your profile picture pronto chief

@TheAdatto

3 жыл бұрын

Guess the jet makes me jittery...

I love you

@bradleysmoke1556

3 жыл бұрын

Oh look, two people I'm subscribed to in am awkward crossover.

@decendup8521

3 жыл бұрын

I love you too

@graywill5395

3 жыл бұрын

DAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?

@nonamerugby1672

3 жыл бұрын

Thx

@PlatoonGoon

3 жыл бұрын

@@bradleysmoke1556 That's not awkward. At all.

your reviews are EASILY the most honest, engaging and overall best reviews on the platform. I can tell how much love is put into each and every frame of your videos. Its always a disappointment when the video ends, cuz I just want more!

Just wondering if anyone else thinks it's baffling that Matt is 30. Give me your precious youth elixir you immortal you

@deanobeany

2 жыл бұрын

30...isn't that old?

Each time you bring your wife in she looks like a confused yet happy to be here hostage

@VaCuYT

3 жыл бұрын

well this is messed up more likes on a comment than a single video of mine xD

@anroidanicver6783

3 жыл бұрын

Stockholm Syndrome is a nightmare - here is why

@VaCuYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@anroidanicver6783 Underrated

@sabatheus

3 жыл бұрын

"Say your line!"

@kartoffelbrei8090

3 жыл бұрын

13:57 Shes like: Are you not entertained?

We all saw how he cried when he was handling those headsets but imagine the look on his wife's face

I love this channel

@raavhollywood

3 жыл бұрын

@Sweet “What in the Goddamn?” Tea He just really cracks me up.

I'm so glad i found this channel. It's extremely rare, that someone can legitimately make me laugh out loud. and so far it happened in every video multiple times. Thanks for all the effort you put into these videos. Stay awesome

*Introduces sponsor ... "I should probably get rid of all these weapons" keeps deadly assault bananas*

"Is anyone looking at us" " BeaNNNNNNs" masterpiece

You are literally the best rant youtuber ever because you make everything fun, thanks up.

finaly someone saying something truly positive about Hitman 2 Silent Assassin - my favourite game in the series, and one of my favourite game of all time. I love how it's great stealth game, great puzzle game and great shooter at the same time. Atmosphere is great, Agent 47 is sooo cool here, and most of all - the best murderer sim.

I feel like he’s becoming more family friendly because he knows his students watch his videos

@knoven-

3 жыл бұрын

Im pretty sure he isn't a teacher anymore

@ezmodey1105

3 жыл бұрын

Did you miss the old lady murder montage ending in a visceral shotgun blast?

@JamyOats

3 жыл бұрын

Or the Red Dead video where he murdered a wide variety of animals using as many weapons as possible?

@jlc5639

3 жыл бұрын

@Java Monsoon There's truth in what you say, but if teachers weren't so criminally underpaid...

@knoven-

3 жыл бұрын

@Java Monsoon Well, you could think of it like he's expanding his classroom. I'm sure he's reaching out to much more people through the videos

UpIsNotJump is slowly becoming a respectable content creator and filmmaker.

@InternetDog_

3 жыл бұрын

Slowly? He's there.

@jonathankarsh3874

3 жыл бұрын

Becoming?

@Plex42

3 жыл бұрын

Respectable?

@UpIsNotJump

3 жыл бұрын

@@Plex42 this is my favourite of these replies

@Fernando-sr3he

3 жыл бұрын

@@UpIsNotJump review thumper

Love your videos and was pleasantly surprised when I saw you made this about Hitman! Some context on the story: the hitman trilogy (the last 3 games) is a bit of a poetic goodbye to the HM series and sets up an arch in which agent 47 goes from only following orders to realizing that shit is more complicated and that he has free will. But that story isn't something most people playing will focus on. The main demographic of players are livestreamers and speed runners that explore every single corner of the maps and gameplay. Totally agree the prices are a bit up there unfortunately but the studio was only recently independent. Thanks again for a funny and informative vid! Love your presenting style a lot :-)

Love your videos man! Glad you broke out of the VR Niche to move up! (which isn't jump)

Things I learned from this video: 1)hallumi fries are a thing 2)you dip hallumi fries into egg goo 3)there are a lot of vr headsets

@thecheezyweebboy8835

3 жыл бұрын

He dipped toast strips into the egg

@irregular1430

3 жыл бұрын

That was soldiers (strips of toast)

@Priest015

3 жыл бұрын

Those are "dippy eggs and soldiers" which is essentially just toast cut up and dipped into the egg. The hallumi fries are a separate thing.

@lililyy

5 ай бұрын

that not even half the amount of modern vr headsets available

“I probably should get rid of all these weapons “ highly relatable

@mrgw98

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like an American problem.

@cephaleaorion4888

3 жыл бұрын

T H I S I S A M E R I C A

@adamgray1753

3 жыл бұрын

Well, when you have "Gun Storms", @@mrgw98, it can be quite the hassle putting up your new free guns that just fall out of the sky for you.

@Dream0Asylum

3 жыл бұрын

But he didn't get rid of all the weapons ... he left the deadliest weapons of all, *the bananas.*

“It’s the thing that gets you to the thing.” Thank you, Marv from Sin City, that was deep. As deep as the hole in your brain.

I’m glad that Sid will forever be immortalized in these videos. R.I.P. Sid

Awesome, I could really use some distracting, enjoyable con- *PREMIERS IN 3 HOURS* "Oh... Well fuck that then.." 🤷‍♂️

"Skillshare has no ads." Yeah, I'm paying for it with my own money, I should hope there's no ads.

@chrismanuel9768

3 жыл бұрын

You ever watch television?

@emilpersidski

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrismanuel9768 no need to pay for cable in my country when you can just use a Pepsi can as an antenna and still have access to 40+ channels.

@5Andysalive

3 жыл бұрын

Sky Sports: "hold my beer".

@EmoChipmonkVOD

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrismanuel9768 nope

@janeblogs324

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrismanuel9768 you pay for television?

I admire how far you go and how much work goes in to your comedy

you finally hit 1 million subscribers I’ve been rooting for you for years a couple years back I put a comment saying you should do “subnatica vr is a nightmare” for real good for you keep grow and making epic addictive videos 😁

The halumi Fries Joke was Just an Excuse to Eat more Halumi fries

@pogeri6229

3 жыл бұрын

@Space Dootboy That is also True

@GoddoDoggo

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, so halumi fries can be called "fries," but every time I call potato fries "fries" my English friends grind me under their imperial heels with, "ThEY'rE CAlLed CHiPs, YOu YAnK."

"a fucking bungalo" is now part of the upisnotjump canonical references as it has been used twice in total

@TheAquaAuthor

3 жыл бұрын

VR go brrr

@dante.2639

3 жыл бұрын

same with the hitman 2 thing

@UpIsNotJump

3 жыл бұрын

now see I thought that felt familiar

@dante.2639

3 жыл бұрын

@@UpIsNotJump well now its part of the canonical lore, along with the hitman 2 confusion since you referenced that in the budget cuts VR video ( i think )

The Soldiers being blinded by the lights is realistic. As a Romanian, i can confirm that we do actually react like that to flashlights. Edit:im happy that Romania is in a AAA game :)

@johnyshadow

3 жыл бұрын

And those were pretty strong flashlights. I can barely go out into sunlight without flinching. With dark-glasses. (mid EU)

@commisaryarreck3974

3 жыл бұрын

Some modern flashlights just well "flash" very quickly to disorient and blind the enemy

@Blazedlevelbort

3 жыл бұрын

when watch dogs 3 came out i just thought "for fucks sake, i dont even want to live here why would i want to play a game thats set here?"

@dapperpixelguy6576

3 жыл бұрын

Did they not have NV goggles on? Bright lights will make it impossible to see out of them for a good few seconds

@FonuhYT

2 жыл бұрын

@@dapperpixelguy6576 In Romania we dont use such technology.

“Are you the boy that’s been hwhacking off in muh tool shed?” 🤣

I'm surprised he hasn't done "Fnaf VR is a Nightmare" yet

@shootingthebrez6163

3 жыл бұрын

"Fnaf VR gave me a Nightmare"

@grape91

3 жыл бұрын

It's on his second channel

@shootingthebrez6163

3 жыл бұрын

@@grape91 Its not so much a review though as it is Gameplay of the game

@grape91

3 жыл бұрын

@@shootingthebrez6163 ah sorry I just went by the title

@thanosthefarmer

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, more like “fnaf VR gives you nightmares” lmao

Broke: "Power's the thing that gets you to the thing." Woke: On the Dartmoor level you can accidentally do an action that causes someone else to straight up murder your target and confuse the hell out of you in the process.

@LeQuack147

3 жыл бұрын

oooooh, details?

@strawberryowl962

3 жыл бұрын

@@LeQuack147 If you open the greenhouse and fixed the thing that makes the plant poison, one of the family members will actually try to go there later and poison your target's drink.

@johnyshadow

3 жыл бұрын

@@strawberryowl962 Yup, and if you tell your target, she can ask you to kill the other killer. (Unfortunately, I don´t think it does anything / has any reward.)

@tragedyplustime8271

2 жыл бұрын

@@LeQuack147 The Dartmoor mission has an assassin kill the target's brother, if you fix up her chemistry set on the greenhouse she'll kill the target as well Also, you can don a detective's disguise and solve the case, but instead tell the target that her brother killed himself due to guilt from both killing a third brother long ago, and then after you can reveal your identity and she'll give you Arthur Edwards (The Constant)'s files before jumping off a balcony

Holy shit is that an Everything Everything poster at 7:25? This is now my favorite channel ever made and I will donating my left and right kidney.

"It's the thing that gets you to the thing" Damn, that's deep

How do you expect me to wait 2 hours, how dare you.

that nail polish really pops with his shirt ngl

@Kostadin_Arolski

3 жыл бұрын

Looks like a cry for personality

@Thesprittomb05

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kostadin_Arolski ah, I see you managed to get that full time position?

@ActionScripter

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thesprittomb05 rekt

@marlonseiring-andersen1680

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thesprittomb05 bruh u really killed him XD

@BobbyTortiIIa

3 жыл бұрын

I've never watched him before and didn't notice a punchline or anything, did he lose a bet?

🎉🎉🎉🎉Congratulations for your ONE MILLION SUBS!!!!!!! I was here since your fallout is a nightmare vid

Your point about story narrative is a good one - Blood Money always felt like it had an underlying theme or story to the missions and the newspaper headlines afterwards, still remember poor Clarence the Swing King and his failing marriage and drug dealer problem.

agent 47 is skilled at everything except expressing his feelings

@nobodyimportant4778

3 жыл бұрын

Like me except without the skilled part

I can't believe he made an entire video just to show off his nails, that's true dedication!

@naglispetrauskas4061

3 жыл бұрын

Why are his nails colored tho?

@blood5898

3 жыл бұрын

@@naglispetrauskas4061 bc it looks sick

@naglispetrauskas4061

3 жыл бұрын

@@blood5898 can't argue with that

@blood5898

3 жыл бұрын

@@naglispetrauskas4061 he looks like an anime villian

@naglispetrauskas4061

3 жыл бұрын

@@blood5898 maybe, but he looks more like an anime hero tho, just without the colored hair

I keep forgetting about this channel, but I think about it randomly sometimes and get reminded of how fuckin magically brilliant you are.

MILLION SUBSCRIBERS LETS GOOO, good job lad, you deserved it.

fun fact: my life skills teacher in secondary school was head of production (or something along those lines) for the OG hitman game

@cdubsb3831

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like she mastered her life skills.

there are haloumi FRIES!?

15:18 Great skillshare ad. Your videos are intense and this sneak peek of your spreadsheet tickled me in a good way. I dread to think what your wardrobe is like.

thanks dude. I needed a laugh this morning. you have gained a new subscriber good sir.

I remember playing gorilla tag in a lobby with you, it was rather cool

@thecartelfoundme

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds fun

@Nusrich_06

3 жыл бұрын

@Caleb Dikes certainly did, he was Gorilla 3017

@carpetsmell2523

3 жыл бұрын

Nice, is gorilla tag fun?

@thecartelfoundme

3 жыл бұрын

@@carpetsmell2523 yes, and it works up a sweat too

@ZeraNex

3 жыл бұрын

@@carpetsmell2523 also, its the most dangerous game in the universe

This guy spent 10 minutes not on the review and I didn't even notice until he pointed it out

this was a very well done review, I liked the cinematic bits in the intro & elsewhere. very nice

I never saw this video, because I ignored Hitman 3 since no VR support for PC, but now since it comes in a few days, I fell over this video and died of laughing! Suscribed! Awesome humor!

Comments:We love you Upisnotjump! Upisnotjump:And I love you too random subscriber!

Wow, his hair grew back so fast!

I love your videos buddy. Always I am so excited to see more content you create. This one particularly I have watched again for the third time! All the best mate

11:20 is when he actually talks about VR

@kennyalale4904

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you.

That eye made me realize you look quite a bit like David Bowie. You're welcome.

@MannyJazzcats

3 жыл бұрын

Not really at all

Hitman 2: Silent Assassin was my introduction to the serie. I played it on PC, then later on Gamecube. So I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for it, even though it hasn't aged very well. It definitely has the best premise of all the Hitman games, shame it didn't do much with it. Also, it has one of the best menu themes ever. I would always wait for the whole track to play before loading my game. In fact, Jesper Kyd's music in the first four games is an integral part of their atmosphere, and as good as the "World of Assassination" trilogy is, I find it severly lacking in that respect.

This review is bananas! Loved it. Laughed all the way through. Thanks for the giggles!

“-so you have to rely on the snap turning-“ Even though there is a smooth turning option of which as long as you aren’t prone to getting sick with motion in VR easily-makes the game more immersive-I always change turning to smooth in any Vr game.

Video: 10 minute history of original hitman, 2 minute review of the vr. gotta love it

@therealpanse

3 жыл бұрын

well... kinda points out how much content is to be expected. You can't say anything about something, that isn't there. the rest of the game is... well hitman. new levels but same mechanics, there's nothing to add...

I listened to the bit at 6:33-6:38 maybe more times than I should've.

Your videos are always fun to watch that I forget you are actually reviewing a game. Your jokes always land!!

I am fairly certain that the first minute of the video is made so we can admire his nail polish with how much he shows his hands, and I LOVE IT

That nod to Silent Assassin in the intro was awesome. I'm honestly really happy that classic Hitman games still get lots of love to this day, they were the murder simulators I grew up on.

Viscool 8332 I love how at the end he’s talking about not buying a lot of VR headsets until they get more advanced technology, WHILE being handed headset after headset and slowing crying

@dannydean2032

3 жыл бұрын

danny dean agreed!

I feel like I have been missing out on this channel brilliant content!

You put so much effort into your videoes, i love it!

Massive plothole: Hitman 2: Silent Assassin isn't available on PS4. It's only on PC and Xbox via backwards compatibility. Literally unwatchable.

@CyanEyed07

3 жыл бұрын

Unless you were talking about 360, Silent Assassin is not backwards compatible on Xbox One. I just checked and was very disappointed.

@CassidyCope

3 жыл бұрын

@@CyanEyed07 It's part of the "Hitman HD Pack," a repackaging of both SA and Contracts made for the 360 and backwards compatible on the Xbone.

@AleK0451

3 жыл бұрын

it's on ps2 and if you just run 2 ps2s at the same time thats a ps4

@WolfsGimpyWrath

3 жыл бұрын

My DualShock 4 connected to my PC begs to differ....

@time_lapse9296

3 жыл бұрын

@@AleK0451 big brain time lol

You need to just...just narrate everything. I could listen to you for hours man! Hilarious, entertaining, and informative! And your science explanations are THE BEST!

great video. u really make ppl laugh out loud, not just smirk and sniffle,

Watching this video again after I finally got around to play Hitman 3 (and dozens of hours in the freelancer mode they released later for it) And it's still an amazing Video for sure. That story tho really makes no sense without everything that happened in the former games. (And the random dialogue of the party guests in the level in Argentina referencing so many things you did in past missions was great.)

It’s amazing that your wife can match your chaotic energy in the skits

I saw what you did there with those beans, my friend. Though, you look very different from another hitman I know, one whom is green like Slime... Who knew the secret way to become a trained assassin was to tattoo the barcode for baked beans onto the back of your head? Fascinating. Loved the video by the way.

I watched one of your videos for the first time the other day and was so amused that I immediately subscribed, hoping your others would prove similarly funny. I can safely say you have not disappointed.

I remember playing the very first hitman way back when, my uncle was the only one in our family that had a computer back then so I would play it whenever I had the chance. I always played the first hitman and the original Road Rash from back in 1994.

usually whenever i paint my nails, i do a pretty boring blueish grey, but after seeing yours in the intro, i might have to try that shimmery sparkle 😳🤩

That Jesper Kyd soundtrack is the only thing missing from these new games. God, he's good.

I decided to watch this video again because i forgot the stuff you mentioned about hitman 3, and then i remembered your video format.

Diana: "It's good to hear your voice, we all thought you were dead." 47: "Yeah haha I need info" Diana: "Haha so I know we thought you were dead, but between when I answered the call and now I've already heard through our network of spies that you're kinda rich UwU"

I bet you thought nobody would notice that you left your ultimate weapons in plain sight the whole time, even after supposedly clearing out all your weapons. Well played, sir. Well played. They'll never suspect a thing.

@TiMonsor

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, i was going to mention the deadly bananas)

You gradually filling hole in my heart that JonTron left there.

Nice congratulations on a million man been with you from day one glad to see you at a million

6:13 I may be wrong but I’m pretty sure that the Exploding Golf Ball was a reference to an extremely obscure 70s B-movie from the Philippines called Blood Debts where the Protagonist at one point sneaks onto a golf course that one of the bad guys is playing on and switches out his ball for one that Explodes. Though the movie is so obscure it’s entirely possible that it’s just a weird coincidence since the only reason I’m even aware of it the first place is because it was featured on an episode of RLM’s Best of the Worst a show that covers extremely obscure movies in addition to other random crap.