Hitman 2 but I kill every single NPC on the map

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Hitman 2 but I kill every man, woman and child
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  • @crankfastle7919
    @crankfastle79194 жыл бұрын

    “Little did he know, he’s gonna wake up dead”. Gotta feel bad for that guy. Waking up dead is the worst feeling.

  • @whytho8856

    @whytho8856

    4 жыл бұрын

    i hate when a street performer murders me in my sleep and i wake up dead

  • @sugoistalin7809

    @sugoistalin7809

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@whytho8856 wish that was me tbh

  • @vinnietom6766

    @vinnietom6766

    4 жыл бұрын

    **WALKING DEAD THEME INTENSIFIES**

  • @spicybeantofu

    @spicybeantofu

    4 жыл бұрын

    I do it everyday.

  • @bluscout6440

    @bluscout6440

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@whytho8856 Wait, how?

  • @Anthony-xe9nw
    @Anthony-xe9nw4 жыл бұрын

    I can see the headlines now. “Man Loses Golf Ball at Mansion. No Survivors.”

  • @DylanSmith-fo7pu

    @DylanSmith-fo7pu

    4 жыл бұрын

    😆😂🤣😭

  • @f-14enthusiast63

    @f-14enthusiast63

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tis But A Scratch did we ask?

  • @dillonc7955

    @dillonc7955

    4 жыл бұрын

    Little did the man know that his explosive golf ball was in his apartment the entire time.

  • @bodaciousdoggo8971

    @bodaciousdoggo8971

    4 жыл бұрын

    I find this thread quite amusing

  • @brremsilverte.9022

    @brremsilverte.9022

    3 жыл бұрын

    CNN take note, that’s breaking news.

  • @delladamson1345
    @delladamson13454 жыл бұрын

    "He got circumcised right in the face..." Best way to die ever.

  • @Thenoobestgirl

    @Thenoobestgirl

    4 жыл бұрын

    Is it tho? Is it? 🤔

  • @delladamson1345

    @delladamson1345

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Thenoobestgirl I suppose me and you will never know

  • @ILikeToLaughAtYou

    @ILikeToLaughAtYou

    4 жыл бұрын

    Della Damson would a “face circumcision” mean cutting the skin off of the tip of your nose?

  • @delladamson1345

    @delladamson1345

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ILikeToLaughAtYou well seeing as it was your idea, I vote we try it out on you first

  • @TheGardaffian

    @TheGardaffian

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ILikeToLaughAtYou Well, circumcision is another way of saying "mutilation of the genitalia" so idk. No one wants circumcised, shits gross and barbaric. Wouldnt be surprised if americans started mutilating their kids faces next tbf

  • @rikzz0r
    @rikzz0r3 жыл бұрын

    "I'm not even holding a shotgun, I'm holding your boss" made me snort my milk.

  • @adamlauer1096

    @adamlauer1096

    2 жыл бұрын

    You know I think since it still said compromise that there was someone left on the map but Hey he killed almost everyone Also I thought this was really funny as well

  • @aliveslice
    @aliveslice4 жыл бұрын

    "My subconscious, it doesn't want to kill" - person who regularly kills entire towns

  • @LisaD478

    @LisaD478

    4 жыл бұрын

    There must have been a new personality active in his mind lately

  • @whytho8856

    @whytho8856

    4 жыл бұрын

    @David Lydon *10000

  • @emlynselene1096

    @emlynselene1096

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@whytho8856 *1,000,000,000,000

  • @xavierf6832

    @xavierf6832

    4 жыл бұрын

    Grognak the destroyer is the conscience he uses when destroying towns and villages, but ps2 Hagrid had stepped into the light to say that

  • @whytho8856

    @whytho8856

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@emlynselene1096 true

  • @goth.1e
    @goth.1e4 жыл бұрын

    "Today we won't be hitting just men, we're going to be hitting women too" My man Kevin, a true supporter of gender equality

  • @zayaanatif4474

    @zayaanatif4474

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alex Voak He didn’t just hit the men, but the women and children too.

  • @JuicyBagel44

    @JuicyBagel44

    4 жыл бұрын

    Zayaan Atif And anything else that has a heartbeat

  • @zayaanatif4474

    @zayaanatif4474

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dj Juice Thanks for ruining my Star Wars reference. See you in the Nether.

  • @spectatorpancake

    @spectatorpancake

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@zayaanatif4474 Damn it he ruined it :(

  • @Xehanort10

    @Xehanort10

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@zayaanatif4474 They're like animals and he slaughtered them.

  • @alsojoseph7458
    @alsojoseph74584 жыл бұрын

    Kevin: starts shooting at far away npc with a pistol and complaining that they wont die with a sniper rifle on his back

  • @slickythesloth

    @slickythesloth

    2 жыл бұрын

    he said he was outta ammo for all his guns before that

  • @slickythesloth

    @slickythesloth

    2 жыл бұрын

    i would assume that he killed some guards for the pistol ammo cus thats the gun that the guards use

  • @Chyllstorm
    @Chyllstorm4 жыл бұрын

    WHO: "Practice social distancing!" Kevin: "I've got a better idea..." *kills everyone*

  • @joshuascotti1088

    @joshuascotti1088

    4 жыл бұрын

    No body can catch the virus, if there isn’t anyone to get it!

  • @maximodubs4189

    @maximodubs4189

    4 жыл бұрын

    who?

  • @toffee5266

    @toffee5266

    4 жыл бұрын

    Máximo Dubs world health organization, “WHO” for short.

  • @tuxstfilms7547

    @tuxstfilms7547

    4 жыл бұрын

    a very NK way

  • @finno5827
    @finno58274 жыл бұрын

    Kevin: travels to Italy in a plague doctors outfit Me: coincidence? I THINK NOT!

  • @IamaPERSON

    @IamaPERSON

    4 жыл бұрын

    Heyo Finn O. Mama Mia, that's a scary thought.

  • @LisaD478

    @LisaD478

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, he doesn't make it too obvious

  • @shekelman9336

    @shekelman9336

    4 жыл бұрын

    While looking for a virus

  • @MrKing-771

    @MrKing-771

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nooo no no, he travels to Italy THEN steals a plague doctor outfit!

  • @noodlenoxo

    @noodlenoxo

    4 жыл бұрын

    and one of the objective is to "destroy the virus"

  • @Mimori97
    @Mimori974 жыл бұрын

    The last thing any npc wants to hear when they hear the murder coming right around the corner.. "𝗛𝗲𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀, 𝗵𝗼𝘄'𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻'? 𝗠𝘆 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗞𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗻."

  • @KDill29

    @KDill29

    4 жыл бұрын

    Commence T-pose

  • @IamaPERSON

    @IamaPERSON

    4 жыл бұрын

    *T-poses*

  • @vinnietom6766

    @vinnietom6766

    4 жыл бұрын

    *Ω T-POSE*

  • @imeantherearethedarktownsy5210

    @imeantherearethedarktownsy5210

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh that font is uncomfortably perfect for kevins voice

  • @electricspider2267

    @electricspider2267

    7 ай бұрын

    I can't read that, none of us can read.

  • @Captain_Yogurt
    @Captain_Yogurt4 жыл бұрын

    “Don’t sorry I’m sterile this is fine” I haven’t burst out like that watching a KZread video in a while, something about the delivery murdered me

  • @ILikeToLaughAtYou

    @ILikeToLaughAtYou

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sam Foley Kevin says in the same video he runs around with a circumcision knife, and looks for his ball for half the time.

  • @monikacamile7283

    @monikacamile7283

    4 жыл бұрын

    Probably the fish

  • @rowbotia

    @rowbotia

    3 жыл бұрын

    guess you were at the mansion then

  • @harleypeterson2433
    @harleypeterson24334 жыл бұрын

    This would be a great horror movie. Kevin in broad daylight wearing that street performer costume with his throwing shovels, circumcision knife, and pirate sword hunting down the last few residents of his now island while his bells ominously jingle in the distance.

  • @SwedishBs

    @SwedishBs

    2 жыл бұрын

    Anyone who shows up to try and kill Kevin gets murdered and put on a pike to remind the people who come in that they are now hunted for sport by a lunatic serial killer

  • @bionicdragon5
    @bionicdragon54 жыл бұрын

    6:42 "He got circumcised right in the face, that time!" That was a sequence of words I wasn't expecting to hear today.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache4 жыл бұрын

    Alternate title: Hitman 2 but Kevin is being himself

  • @IamaPERSON

    @IamaPERSON

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hey, are you ever gonna get a mustache? I've been wondering for a while.

  • @i.ftekhar

    @i.ftekhar

    4 жыл бұрын

    Just Some Guy without a Mustache lte

  • @zayaanatif4474

    @zayaanatif4474

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ugh, I’m so tired of you and that UwU guy’s unfunny, low effort comments everywhere getting hundreds of likes just because you’re everywhere. At least put SOME thought and effort into your comments.

  • @IamaPERSON

    @IamaPERSON

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@zayaanatif4474 Dude, what's the big deal anyway? Even if you don't like their comments, it's better than having a self promoter getting top comment.

  • @ninaozas5212

    @ninaozas5212

    4 жыл бұрын

    Im glad you found out kevin is a thing

  • @eddiecoughlan2244
    @eddiecoughlan22444 жыл бұрын

    The way Kevin circumcised the women too, hows that for equality

  • @ChanceKearns

    @ChanceKearns

    3 жыл бұрын

    I am a

  • @mohammadrezapahlavi4578

    @mohammadrezapahlavi4578

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ChanceKearns keem

  • @B1smarkk
    @B1smarkk4 жыл бұрын

    Kevin: I might have deleted the virus... Everyone on the Earth: *happiness noises*

  • @HappyGingerWolf
    @HappyGingerWolf4 жыл бұрын

    "I will admit, this is my first time doing a circumcision" "Where are my balls?" "Don't worry I'm sterile" That CANNOT have all been accidental

  • @dipolarcircle5911
    @dipolarcircle59114 жыл бұрын

    When the icon above the map says "compromised" or "hunted" that means there are people left over. Like this so Kevin sees it.

  • @diamondjules3910

    @diamondjules3910

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was wondering if someone say that.

  • @IamaPERSON

    @IamaPERSON

    4 жыл бұрын

    Can you get hunted if someone finds a body on the floor?

  • @guntherderbaum253

    @guntherderbaum253

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@IamaPERSON Yop. sadly the npcs in Hitman aren't just like "Meh, it was probably just the wind".

  • @IamaPERSON

    @IamaPERSON

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@guntherderbaum253 dang, seems harder than most stealth games

  • @dipolarcircle5911

    @dipolarcircle5911

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@IamaPERSON heres how it works. If a npc that's not a guard or soldier finds a body they will tell a guard and you will se "searching" or "hunted" (searching means they are looking for anybody that is suspicious and hunted means that the guards know what you look like and are trying to find you) "compromised" means that a npc knows what you look like and is trying to find a guard to describe what you look like to them thus making you "hunted".

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs2 жыл бұрын

    Kevin out of context: ”Everyone’s dead! This is great news!" "Let’s just take out the old circumcision knife." "There we go. That whole little island is dead. That was fun!" "The circumcision knife is really handy! It’s really quick!" ”Get circumcised!" "Circumcision? I’m a doctor; I know how to do it." "Leave me alone! They wanted circumcisions! They wanted them!" "I’m not even holding the shotgun. I’m holding your boss." "Well, isn’t it your lucky day? Unfortunately, that means it’s time for a circumcision." "Oh, god, he got circumcised right in the face that time!" "It’s actually not as dangerous as you would think. I hardly ever kill people with it. I usually have to snap their neck afterwards."

  • @vergil4418
    @vergil44184 жыл бұрын

    “I don’t like violence!” He says while slaughtering everyone

  • @ggs27

    @ggs27

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's the joke...

  • @vergil4418

    @vergil4418

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ggs27 I know

  • @Sunimec

    @Sunimec

    3 жыл бұрын

    banan dio

  • @green_vessel2696

    @green_vessel2696

    3 жыл бұрын

    he also does it with a cold fish the most deadly of weapons

  • @fkayliane

    @fkayliane

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @BoredMurphy
    @BoredMurphy4 жыл бұрын

    "LEAVE ME ALONE THEY WANTED CIRCUMCISIONS! THEY WANTED THEM!" Every Kevin video there is a new sentence made

  • @IamaPERSON

    @IamaPERSON

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is no exception

  • @volodyadykun6490

    @volodyadykun6490

    4 жыл бұрын

    Brand new sentence

  • @wassupitsyaboi3680

    @wassupitsyaboi3680

    4 жыл бұрын

    Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

  • @IamaPERSON

    @IamaPERSON

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse I can't tell if you're being serious about this, or if you're joking.

  • @theodensuhrie7915

    @theodensuhrie7915

    4 жыл бұрын

    a death sentence, that is

  • @rebeccak6573
    @rebeccak65734 жыл бұрын

    You’re very talented at this, Kevin. I’m almost concerned.

  • @LisaD478

    @LisaD478

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm more impressed than concerned

  • @ElevatedMiata

    @ElevatedMiata

    4 жыл бұрын

    He has years of experience

  • @LisaD478

    @LisaD478

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ElevatedMiata Maybe it's because I didn't expect much seeing his other videos

  • @noopacity4854

    @noopacity4854

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hes the greatest

  • @rellko3900

    @rellko3900

    4 жыл бұрын

    Rebecca K “almost”

  • @squilliam4489
    @squilliam44894 жыл бұрын

    7:00 "Lot of fish attacks around here recently, dodgy part of town" you had ONE opportunity to call it fishy and you missed it

  • @WallanDallan

    @WallanDallan

    3 жыл бұрын

    Have some goddamn faith! Stay calm! We can work this out!

  • @legatelanius9762

    @legatelanius9762

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@WallanDallan Dutch Van Der Linde? Is that you?

  • @loganbrunzlow9294
    @loganbrunzlow92944 жыл бұрын

    “At least the fish makes a believable accident” what did the fish jump out of the water at the fishers and beat them senseless then just swim away?😂😂

  • @thatpixelgirlangie
    @thatpixelgirlangie4 жыл бұрын

    "I don't like violence" - says the guy who initiates it in every game in existence.

  • @goldenfiberwheat238

    @goldenfiberwheat238

    4 жыл бұрын

    xAngiex what is that symbol next to your name?

  • @user-qk5bc3fj6g

    @user-qk5bc3fj6g

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@goldenfiberwheat238 It's support symbol. He paid Kevin for this.

  • @niteeshharshavardhana1638

    @niteeshharshavardhana1638

    4 жыл бұрын

    Congrats, you got the joke

  • @goldenfiberwheat238

    @goldenfiberwheat238

    4 жыл бұрын

    2 /10 ew what a shill

  • @thatpixelgirlangie

    @thatpixelgirlangie

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ye I pay Kevin for his top notch content 😊

  • @19Sakurachan92
    @19Sakurachan924 жыл бұрын

    Coronavirus: "I'm taking down italians fast and hard" Kevin: "Hold my fish"

  • @bobograndman

    @bobograndman

    4 жыл бұрын

    haha he said joke about funny virus

  • @saintazepam

    @saintazepam

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@bobograndman at least it's relevant this time

  • @mattkissinger7292

    @mattkissinger7292

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oof

  • @LEEKOPHOBIA

    @LEEKOPHOBIA

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wow very funny, you're the god of comedy. So cool

  • @ILikeToLaughAtYou

    @ILikeToLaughAtYou

    4 жыл бұрын

    Astrid_Disastrid why did you have to say “fast and hard” in the one video Kevin runs around with a circumcision knife?

  • @cesthefox
    @cesthefox4 жыл бұрын

    Well I guess Kevin makes a better SCP-049, instead of trying to cure the plague he wants to circumcise everyone

  • @samigaming1339
    @samigaming13394 жыл бұрын

    Enemy: That guy got a little itch on his head Kevin: Here, I'll scratch for yah! YEETS KNIFE

  • @aliveslice
    @aliveslice4 жыл бұрын

    "Some guy is being a nuisance to everyone." Famous last words

  • @MaiaMirabell

    @MaiaMirabell

    4 жыл бұрын

    And that comes from the "How to annoy"-guy... Teh Ironeh is thiccc in thiz one.

  • @IamaPERSON

    @IamaPERSON

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MaiaMirabell bruh

  • @MerkhVision

    @MerkhVision

    4 жыл бұрын

    I love how they consider murdering multiple people as merely a nuisance lmao

  • @vinnietom6766

    @vinnietom6766

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Holy Fuck!" Another famous last words

  • @felixkalenskyy93
    @felixkalenskyy934 жыл бұрын

    Kevin: Hitting them with a fish sounds vicious! Me, an intellectual: FISH-ous

  • @felixkalenskyy93

    @felixkalenskyy93

    4 жыл бұрын

    None Of Your Business done

  • @wassupitsyaboi3680

    @wassupitsyaboi3680

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is an underrated comment

  • @DioLT

    @DioLT

    4 жыл бұрын

    I actually thought he said Fishiest with a weird accent 😂

  • @spencermcintyre4206
    @spencermcintyre42064 жыл бұрын

    Kevin should do the mission “Chasing A Ghost” in Hitman 2. It’s got the most NPCs out of any mission in Hitman 2.

  • @coffeecrispy2673

    @coffeecrispy2673

    3 жыл бұрын

    There is at least 431 people in isle of sgail, how many are in Mumbai?

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru4 жыл бұрын

    -"I'm going to need my fish, and this sword." -...What? You're taking this to a... -Don't question it he's the best in the business, you might not like his methods but damnit he gets results!

  • @Flory.and.flowers
    @Flory.and.flowers4 жыл бұрын

    Seeing Kevin throwing fish at people makes me think about this common saying we have in Italian that literally goes "Throwing fish at someone's face" (it means to insult them!🤣) It's so fitting for that part of the video!

  • @ratking2912
    @ratking29124 жыл бұрын

    Kevin: this pistol is so innacurate from far away Also Kevin: *has a sniper on his back*

  • @Perri-Winkle

    @Perri-Winkle

    4 жыл бұрын

    He ran out of ammo

  • @ratking2912

    @ratking2912

    4 жыл бұрын

    ok thank you mr platypus

  • @farhan_arbud

    @farhan_arbud

    4 жыл бұрын

    Quack?

  • @Snazzydaps
    @Snazzydaps4 жыл бұрын

    Guard-"Drop the shotgun, right now." Agent fourtykevin-"I'm not even holding a shotgun I'm holding your boss" he says while taking out a shotgun and shooting the guard before finishing the sentence .

  • @ballechong
    @ballechong4 жыл бұрын

    "GET CIRCUMCISED" and "i'm looking for my ball" in one murderous video

  • @not_oweb
    @not_oweb4 жыл бұрын

    These hits rated E For Everyone

  • @LoveRemains
    @LoveRemains4 жыл бұрын

    Kevin: “Leave me alone! They wanted circumcision’s. They wanted them!“ Also Kevin: “That’s a weird sentence to be saying today, never thought I’d be saying that..” Guy: “Some guy is being a nuisance to everyone!” Kevin: “I’m not a nuisance! How dare you. **continues killing everyone.**

  • @over00lordunknown12

    @over00lordunknown12

    4 жыл бұрын

    Circumcision is barbaric and evil, crooked abuses behind closed doors strap neonatal infants mere hours after birth to have major surgery for what is classified as “non-medically necessary cosmetic augmentation” IT IS NOT A BENEFICIAL PROCEDURE, and the innocent boy is incapable of anything but screaming louder in a futile attempt to make the pain stop. But you monsters do it anyway because you think “he’ll have it done anyway” so you deny him the choice. Absolutely abhorrent the “”modern”” society we live in.

  • @hunterst6321

    @hunterst6321

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@over00lordunknown12 Interesting, could you explain what happens in these?

  • @ILikeToLaughAtYou

    @ILikeToLaughAtYou

    4 жыл бұрын

    over00lord Unknown okay. What do they say about babies getting their ears pierced? I’m also circumcised, and my son will be circumcised as well. Try and stop me. I’ll cut off your foreskin too if you’d like. Maybe it’ll open your eyes to how great circumcision is? Because that’s why parents have their baby boys circumcised. It’s to watch them squirm in pain and agony that they won’t remember by the next day, and sure as hell won’t remember by the time they realize all other penises don’t look exactly the same as theirs. Get off your soapbox. There are African tribes who put sticks through their kids noses and put rings around their necks to elongate them over the course of their lives, I’d rather lose about a couple square inches of skin on my meat rocket than spend a lifetime stretching my fucking neck to prove myself. Fucking loony.

  • @toffee5266

    @toffee5266

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ridog_ ...what? You know circumcising causes mental harm, right? If anyone or thing was brought into the world then immediately taught that the world/people in the world existed to hurt them then they will become more aggressive. It could be why you’re such a dick. Or maybe you’re just an edgelord who thinks he’s so cool and unique for acting “tough” and worships the jokes and aspires to be a “m’lady” saying neckbeard headass☺️😇🧚

  • @TheGardaffian

    @TheGardaffian

    3 жыл бұрын

    No one wants circumcised so he was defo lying. The only people who are circumicsed are people that had it forced on them, be it forcibly mutilating them as a child, forcing it with religious brainwashing or people lying about its necessity (mainly America where they wont offer less invasive solutions for simple issues like phimosis where a simple cream would fix it). only 1/1400 people actually choose to get mutilated themselves and these people often have mutilation fetishs.

  • @mr.ltrenchcoat1627
    @mr.ltrenchcoat16274 жыл бұрын

    “At some point I just have no sympathy” Kevin, you never have sympathy

  • @thechaosbringer858
    @thechaosbringer8584 жыл бұрын

    2:12 *SCP-049 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT*

  • @damaan1243
    @damaan12434 жыл бұрын

    Hit and run: Choose the smallest map and kill everyone there in the shortest time possible. (Get away in a cool style earns you extra points on the cool scale)

  • @BlazingImp77151

    @BlazingImp77151

    4 жыл бұрын

    you need to specify what the smallest map is if you are going to suggest this buddy

  • @Jayden-kw8px

    @Jayden-kw8px

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@BlazingImp77151 that is super self depricatibg calling so eone probably older than you buddy.

  • @KevinMcScrooge

    @KevinMcScrooge

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Jayden-kw8px What? How so?

  • @billaros1000

    @billaros1000

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Jayden-kw8px I don't think you know what self deprecating means, m80

  • @aristonaragao3171

    @aristonaragao3171

    4 жыл бұрын

    BlazingImp77151 hawkes bay is the smallest, don’t know which is the shortest after this, maybe bangkok

  • @roseofindigo7911
    @roseofindigo79114 жыл бұрын

    Kevin in almost every game he plays "You're the first to die for no reason"

  • @IamaPERSON

    @IamaPERSON

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kevin in the Sims: You've been sacrificed for the cult.

  • @blazingphoenix5460
    @blazingphoenix54604 жыл бұрын

    "Don't worry this is sterile, this is fine" -Kevin as he shoots a guy with a shotgun

  • @LittleLuiGaming
    @LittleLuiGaming4 жыл бұрын

    Honestly disappointed Kevin didn't say "fishy part of town."

  • @PearlDrumsHead
    @PearlDrumsHead4 жыл бұрын

    “Everyone gets a hit” yesterday it was “everybody’s stoned” lol. It’s okay Kevin I’m always blazed watching these.

  • @IamaPERSON

    @IamaPERSON

    4 жыл бұрын

    Make sure to watch at 4:20, for the full effect.

  • @viscountrainbows6452

    @viscountrainbows6452

    4 жыл бұрын

    🖖🏿

  • @somenameidc
    @somenameidc4 жыл бұрын

    Kevin: *shoots two bullet in the back of a guy killing him* NPC: that could kill, you know?

  • @scottmiles824
    @scottmiles8244 жыл бұрын

    8:37 “my subconscious doesn’t want to kill” probably the first time I’ve heard Kevin lie

  • @user-rl8tm9jz1x
    @user-rl8tm9jz1x3 жыл бұрын

    After murdering the entire population of an island: “To be fair this a believable story, anyone who plays golf will be this mad” As a golfer I can say that this statement is very correct

  • @Vociferous
    @Vociferous4 жыл бұрын

    **Kills every NPC on the map** Kevin: _kills someone with a briefcase_

  • @IamaPERSON

    @IamaPERSON

    4 жыл бұрын

    RT: kills people with fish _I see a pattern here_

  • @jackbudi

    @jackbudi

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kevin’s really skilled because all I can do is die a lot

  • @spookyspider2820

    @spookyspider2820

    4 жыл бұрын

    Vociferous i’m sure it was brief.

  • @spookyspider2820

    @spookyspider2820

    4 жыл бұрын

    The REAL person! i know it’s kinda fishy

  • @IamaPERSON

    @IamaPERSON

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@spookyspider2820 water you talking about?

  • @gamingninja1384
    @gamingninja13844 жыл бұрын

    *misses 3 shots" It's my subconcsious, it prevents me from killing!!" Now, if you would kindly direct tour attention to this playlist of Kevin playing Sims...

  • @LisaD478

    @LisaD478

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's just a bad excuse for his bad aim he got sometimes, we all know. Pffff, like his subconscious would *prevent* him from killing. Never laughed this much

  • @ryze2391
    @ryze23913 жыл бұрын

    Kevin:"I don't like violence!" Also Kevin:Shoots 100 people

  • @NoteToLoser
    @NoteToLoser4 жыл бұрын

    I love how 'Hitman but I kill every single NPC on the map' is becoming a series 😂

  • @alender6200
    @alender62004 жыл бұрын

    3:37 oxford dictionary's explaination for nuisance: mass slaughtering everyone in sight with medieval brutality.

  • @meinkungfu
    @meinkungfu4 жыл бұрын

    again you didn't kill everybody, it said "compromised" above the map when you left which means someone who knows your identity is still alive

  • @KantenKant

    @KantenKant

    4 жыл бұрын

    I tried it myself today and got 297 people. According to some other guys on steam there should be 299

  • @lpdp6741

    @lpdp6741

    4 жыл бұрын

    There is someone on top of the tower ruins on the small island. Dunno if Kevin got him

  • @cielo498

    @cielo498

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Unknown User man this was a while ago but why were you calling yourself a god on every comment relating to murder

  • @dubby1567

    @dubby1567

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Unknown User at least someone replies to a question

  • @williamisenhower7967
    @williamisenhower79674 жыл бұрын

    "Isnt it your lucky day. Unfortunately, that means it's time for a circumcision" may be the best thing I've heard all year 🤣🤣

  • @chaytonmiller802
    @chaytonmiller8024 жыл бұрын

    "I did say id be back to kill you lady, sorry im a man of my word" xD

  • @DungPham-dr3lt
    @DungPham-dr3lt4 жыл бұрын

    I love when you kill everyone on the map please do more!

  • @askeletonsgooch3979

    @askeletonsgooch3979

    4 жыл бұрын

    There are two ways to interpret this sentence 🤣😆

  • @IamaPERSON

    @IamaPERSON

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@askeletonsgooch3979 ?

  • @LisaD478

    @LisaD478

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes, would also like to see more of that, I feel a lot better now. Better than shitty comedy night. It stresses me out to see someone being the victim, being a skilled killer is much better!

  • @PommeDeTerre8

    @PommeDeTerre8

    4 жыл бұрын

    You should watch Bigmooney06, he has a load of videos of him killing everyone on every hitman map and he's funny too.

  • @geegee7978

    @geegee7978

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hannah for scooootlaaand

  • @biscuit715
    @biscuit7154 жыл бұрын

    "15 seconds ago". Epic

  • @hashbrown4781
    @hashbrown47814 жыл бұрын

    *click*click* "Well isn't it your lucky day..." 6:15 ABSOLUTELY DEAD

  • @yeetwheelyautomobily4384
    @yeetwheelyautomobily43843 жыл бұрын

    This mission hit different with 2020 boi, check the targets

  • @mistywho5697
    @mistywho56974 жыл бұрын

    I literally just killed everyone at Miami, turned my ps4 off, opened my phone and got the notification for this.. ahahaha

  • @wonk123
    @wonk1234 жыл бұрын

    i am now officially convinced that Kevin is a murderer after he has told us that he killed people many times

  • @rapunzel9849

    @rapunzel9849

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@AxxLAfriku It's because I'm INBRED! And I'll keep commenting to prove it! See why no one likes me? Because I LIE about my sisters-i mean girlfriends! And I like my own COMMENTS because I'm INBRED!

  • @rapunzel9849

    @rapunzel9849

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@AxxLAfriku and here's PROOF of my lies! kzread.info/dash/bejne/lqaHls6wZrO4qMY.html

  • @rapunzel9849

    @rapunzel9849

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@AxxLAfriku you have girlfriends? You having good content? You not using bots?

  • @rapunzel9849

    @rapunzel9849

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@AxxLAfriku yes, I know what a prank is

  • @FurryShroomLad
    @FurryShroomLad2 жыл бұрын

    I like to think that every time 47 changes his disguise, he gets a new level of Dissociative Identity Disorder!! 🤣

  • @naomi8785
    @naomi87854 жыл бұрын

    Honestly with everything that’s been going on, thank you so much for making me laugh and smile and generally forget the chaos around me. Now more then ever I’m grateful for you.

  • @slipperycipher9889
    @slipperycipher98894 жыл бұрын

    Me: Can I have Big Mooney? Mom: We have Big Mooney at home Big Mooney at home:

  • @thechazzler8934

    @thechazzler8934

    4 жыл бұрын

    He did just steal the idea

  • @drunkenhobo8020

    @drunkenhobo8020

    4 жыл бұрын

    An Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a picturesque Italian town. No one survives.

  • @CptnWolfe

    @CptnWolfe

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@thechazzler8934 it wasn't stolen, it's a rather basic idea

  • @thechazzler8934

    @thechazzler8934

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cptn. Wolfe fair enough

  • @freedog927hd5

    @freedog927hd5

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thank you I though I was gonna be the only one to acknowledge that

  • @askeletonsgooch3979
    @askeletonsgooch39794 жыл бұрын

    I like how we have a regular norm for the way Kevin is being “just himself”. 🤣

  • @aidandavey3241
    @aidandavey32414 жыл бұрын

    By the way, just a heads up next time, right where you picked up the cannonball at 5:12 , theres gunpowder right next to it.

  • @brainyskeletonofdoom7824
    @brainyskeletonofdoom78244 жыл бұрын

    0:24 "Regionale Prima" yeees, gimme some more broken Italian, i love it!

  • @alexanderthegreat2678
    @alexanderthegreat26784 жыл бұрын

    *_How did 6 people dislike this premium content?!_* Also stay safe Kevin! Please don't get sick

  • @michaelsw2468
    @michaelsw24684 жыл бұрын

    Either Kevin is proof video games prevent violence or cause violence, we'll have to wait and see what he does

  • @ahhgeez
    @ahhgeez2 жыл бұрын

    Fun drinking game!! Take a drink every time "non target killed" comes up on screen!! *gets alcohol poisoning*

  • @WorldOfGiants
    @WorldOfGiants4 жыл бұрын

    You're one of the only youtubers whose videos I can easily watch multiple times, and you're always getting better. I was crying at half of this vid. Thanks, Kevin.

  • @BoredMurphy
    @BoredMurphy4 жыл бұрын

    "I don't like violence" The irony

  • @JimmyBasquiat
    @JimmyBasquiat4 жыл бұрын

    Kevin's stuck in house, so he's only killing in virtual world. Phew!

  • @rapn21
    @rapn214 жыл бұрын

    I love your Hitman videos, I think they might be my favourite series to watch you play. I'm always laughing so much during them.

  • @Shadowfire204
    @Shadowfire2044 жыл бұрын

    "You've been hit by the harsh reality of life." Missed opportunity, man. Could've been "You've been *hit* by the harsh reality of *man."*

  • @josephikrakowskiwithflextape
    @josephikrakowskiwithflextape4 жыл бұрын

    -In italy -on mission to find a virus -dresses as plague doctor h m m

  • @JamieLeighGagnon
    @JamieLeighGagnon4 жыл бұрын

    When he was throwing the shovels I actually snorted 😂

  • @cryojudgement2376
    @cryojudgement23764 жыл бұрын

    2:17 this is what its gonna be like in april

  • @tempeperoni
    @tempeperoni4 жыл бұрын

    Kevin: *uses gun to kill someone running away* Me: *impossible.*

  • @Vvv-mb8vv
    @Vvv-mb8vv4 жыл бұрын

    Kevin in this video took the lessons of Master Skywalker to use

  • @prest01
    @prest014 жыл бұрын

    "im a pirate!" please tell me you have the pirate suit

  • @erk2311
    @erk23114 жыл бұрын

    Just Image being one of the last survivers, hiding in some basement when you suddenly hear jingling steps coming closer to your hideout. You hold your breath in terror, then you hear this haunting voice right behind you saying: "Hey there friends, my name's Kevin and today we're doing something different"

  • @gechoman44iwantahippo
    @gechoman44iwantahippo4 жыл бұрын

    I really want him to do this at the castle with a cult party going on at it...

  • @waffles321
    @waffles3214 жыл бұрын

    Kevin: this guy is still gardening. Respect Kevin: *still shoots him *

  • @Phoenix-ny1mo
    @Phoenix-ny1mo4 жыл бұрын

    I just wanted to say kevin is my cat just died today i was really sad but watching your videos makes me feel better

  • @MariaTex3
    @MariaTex32 жыл бұрын

    The aura that radiated from the sentence "Unfortunately, that means it's time for a circumcision" was absolutely threatening

  • @LukaZorko
    @LukaZorko4 жыл бұрын

    Kevin: Hitman 2 Hitman 1: Am I a joke to you?

  • @abbyfathauer1211
    @abbyfathauer12114 жыл бұрын

    I think I’ll just binge Kevin videos during my quarantine. See y’all in three weeks!

  • @adenmoore3055
    @adenmoore30553 жыл бұрын

    “Pistol on not accurate, or powerful.” He says WHILE ZOOMED IN ON A SNIPER RIFLE!😂

  • @joshuadelgado52
    @joshuadelgado524 жыл бұрын

    Jiggling and killing my two favorite things about this video. Please do another Kevin and thank you for making another one.

  • @cianmcguirkdigitalmedia
    @cianmcguirkdigitalmedia4 жыл бұрын

    "I'm just a golfer looking for my ball" - Kevin 2020

  • @ltamha
    @ltamha4 жыл бұрын

    I have a double broken ankle and have just had an op so one of your videos is the perfect remedy for the pain! Stay awesome my guy.

  • @IamaPERSON

    @IamaPERSON

    4 жыл бұрын

    Get well soon!

  • @ltamha

    @ltamha

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@IamaPERSON Thank you :)!

  • @cheyesaikin9004
    @cheyesaikin90044 жыл бұрын

    This is making me feel better even though my day has been horrible, thank you for making this :D

  • @Bellandora
    @Bellandora4 жыл бұрын

    That’s was hilarious! Would love to see more Hitman 2

  • @ufcgril
    @ufcgril4 жыл бұрын

    Hit man is not a game I want to play. But I just LOVE watching you pla....kill everyone!

  • @jacknoaps4851
    @jacknoaps48514 жыл бұрын

    Damn was hoping for his reaction when he found Mario and Luigi but he didn’t find them or kill them

  • @ahobbit1273
    @ahobbit12734 жыл бұрын

    Kevin in the street performer costume: *the fool jingled miserably across the floor*

  • @hondaryderz
    @hondaryderz4 жыл бұрын

    2:10 all I can picture is Reaper from Overwatch. "die, die, dieee" 😂

  • @shawneeg214
    @shawneeg2144 жыл бұрын

    “The circumcision knife is really handy” I assume that was a pun

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