**You close KZread for a nanosecond** Your brain: _I am once again asking for you to open KZread_

China: *Gets Coronavirus* Douglas MacArthur wanting 50 nukes to destroy China: You couldn't live with your own failures, and where did that bring you? Back to me.

Japan: * Destroys pearl harbor * US: Your about to feel the wrath of the cursed realm jimbo

@feartheghus

4 жыл бұрын

2 cities for a harbor, best trade deal in history, maybe ever.

Coronavirus: *exist* Plague inc devs: *Dances intensifies*

World: How many children did you have? Ghengis Khan: YES

@haitamc5611

4 жыл бұрын

The person with most children in history is noulay ismael, he is moroccan and has 1171 kids.

@ahumanistpotato0501

4 жыл бұрын

Let's take a moment to appreciate how these guys never got bored of sex

@projectmayhem6898

4 жыл бұрын

Star Wars Prequel Meme as an answer: 200,000, with a million more on the way

King Henry’s advisors: Introduces poll tax Thomas Baker about to revolt: You weren’t supposed to do that

Video: exist Literally every idiot: _first first first first first first_

@jordenhenderson4691

4 жыл бұрын

FIRST

@jordenhenderson4691

4 жыл бұрын

Firsr

@jordenhenderson4691

4 жыл бұрын

Firts

@onetrucksizedsalmon2962

4 жыл бұрын

But am I a saucy boy

@LennyTheSniper

4 жыл бұрын

me : *QUINTUPLE BLUE SHELL*

Jânio Quadros: "Exists" Carlos Lacerda: I'm about to end this man whole carrer

@luandasilva2554

4 жыл бұрын

HUE HUE BR COLEGA

@hueabano1016

4 жыл бұрын

Luanda Rego what the heck

Dad: start studying or you'll fail the exam Me: "passes the exam" Dad: "visible confusion" Me: the secret ingredient is crime..

@dimsthedimwit600

4 жыл бұрын

Cri-memes

@dimsthedimwit600

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nouman. Welp, Black Oops. (Not racist,just a pun on Black Ops)

@sanyalox01

4 жыл бұрын

How's the Black ops related here?

@sanyalox01

4 жыл бұрын

+Don't explain your puns right away. And if you want to make a pun, then make sure it's at least 50% accurate and is fitting into the situation.

@dimsthedimwit600

4 жыл бұрын

@@sanyalox01 Ya know,i wouldn't CRIME about it.I DONUT care about my bad and unfitting cinnamon puns.

Dolphins: **exist** Brazilians: "So anyway, I started blasting"

@baianinhooreidasinuquinha4312

4 жыл бұрын

Hehehe boa

@MartinHendrick1834

4 жыл бұрын

Doninhas nossas maiores inimigas

Me to my parents every once in a while : I'm once again asking for your financial support

Jânio Quadros: "Exists" Also Jânio Quadros: "Let's invade French Guiana".

When the man actually gives you candy and let’s you play video games in his white van: Impossible.

When people stop making memes about WW3 * chuckles * Im in danger

Nobody Germany: im once again telling you i'm sorry

@rasputin5100

4 жыл бұрын

Lol i'm from Germany. But I have to say, I'm sorry

@iamclearlygerman8439

4 жыл бұрын

i am sorry );

@zekisaribulak10

4 жыл бұрын

@@rasputin5100 germany must stop apologize because of their history. Love from Turkey :)

@harold5932

4 жыл бұрын

I'm germen 2 btw😂 so I'm sorry

@iamclearlygerman8439

4 жыл бұрын

@@harold5932 you are not germen you are German /=

UK: hey America wanna hear a joke? America: yeah sure UK: independence America: I don't get it UK: I'm asking you now for your financial support

Nobody: Memenade: I once again am asking for your financial support.

Me: I cant eat anymore Grandma: you have chosen death

The middle East: *exists* Arab nations and Israel: kawabanga it is

0:17 ITS TRUE THOUGH! Poles cracked Enigma

Australia: the fires are the worse natural disaster of 2020. The flood and coronavirus: there is another

@ericjohnson6120

4 жыл бұрын

renato queroga and the funnel spiders

In the 19th century: *Russia:* does anything not bad *The entire world:* iT iS sO pOwErFuL wHy

When KZreadr does sponsor I am once again asking for your support on my financial support

The first meme is still accurate to this day Pls save us

Memenade: Skips History meme's 69 Nobody like that

Nazi germany: *exists* United States: i think they are doin somethin illegal

5 views 10 comments 18 likes. THAT'S KZread EVERYBODY

Laser: exists Cat: OH SH*T! A RAT!

@ucrazyraccoonnintendo5799

4 жыл бұрын

Stephen 12 I like it

Everyone: Can you please update the cave. Minecraft: Did you say you wanted bees?

@RasmusMuntzing

4 жыл бұрын

Danko you comented this on the last video

I am Brazilian and seeing a Jânio Quadros meme here fills me with pride This absolute madlad deserves to be world-known

me: corona virus my mom: Kung flu

The last meme fills me with an odd feeling of hope.

First one isnt only historic, it is still the case

Me at 21: Delete history Mehmet 2:Destroy Roman empire

7:30 I almost forgot about that. Thank goodness they never had children.

@somenbwithabadhistoryteach5872

4 жыл бұрын

**sings Sweet Home Alabama while reading The Man Who Was Poe.**

America: "Free's Philippines from Spain" Aguinaldo: Thanks you, finally independence will come tr- America: "Formally annexed the Philippines as part of it's peace with Spain" Aguinaldo: ...

Memenade10 = 10% off Memenade100 = *100% off* Ahh yes smart

Everybody:Commenting to get likes Me:Enjoys memes

Me:"exists" Every single one in the universe even the area 51 aliens:I'm going to pretend not seeing that.

At 5:06 that should be Britain minding it’s business on its island

2020: exist Plague: oh boy here I go killing again

9:22 finally some creativity.

Me: *watches this video cause memes* Also me: *understands none of these history related memes* ;-;

@monticore1626

4 жыл бұрын

if you see a topic you don't know I recommend searching it up on Wikipedia or seeing if there are any good videos on youtube. this is how I know history stuff

Americans when the trees start speaking Vietnamese: 😥 Russians when the snow starts speaking Finnish: 😣 Ottomans when the hills start speaking Polish: 😫

Well, didnt expected that we were faster. 0:16

I never knew people could be such meme - ologists 😯

I’m still amazed that people other than me love this content. History buffs rise up!

0:34 aaa thats the 1 meme i saw talking about this and i was waiting for this so much thank uuuuuuuuuu

1:14 Me:*sees a meme about Brazil* Also me:*Happiness noises *

@bizkitii821

4 жыл бұрын

Se brincar ninguem q nao seja brasileiro entendeu essa

@joaopedroaraujo7202

4 жыл бұрын

Bizkit II concordo kkkkkk

me : laughs for literally no reason kid sitting next to me: how do you use this power of magic?

Europe:We should thank Poland from saving us from the Ottomans. Bulgaria and Greece who stoped the Umayad caliphate from invading:Are we joke to you

*histori eckspert*

You know, this is technically the 69th episode. The reason why is because on the playlist this episode shows: History Memes 69/111 While on the last episode it shows: History Memes 68/111

10:24 - Companies: (Realize they can lay off employees and make record profits by overcharging for goods and pretending it's because of "inflation") The guy who said "Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it": "You weren't supposed to do that!"

When you're early but don't know what to comment Frick

@ucrazyraccoonnintendo5799

4 жыл бұрын

Thunder Games Nice But did you know what to comment when writing this

Coronavirus- *Hits the USA* Stores *Goes down because of the new virus* USA- *I'm now asking for your Great Depression again*

History memes are best memes

Meme that pays your student loan

Varus and his Roman legion at the Teotoburg Forest when the trees start speaking German: *My time has come*

4:44 Liberia: am i a joke to you?

As a French person, the first meme is quite true lol.

Byzantine:Bulgaria you will not defeat me i ocupied your capital. Bulgaria:Check this out

That one about Poland and the enigma code is a factoid. They cracked part of it but (I think it was the navy enigma code) they couldn’t figure out

Nobody: Memenade text to talk voice: *L* *I* *N* *C* *A* *W* *N*

Holy shit this is the earliest I’ve ever been!

Politely commenting on Memenade's videos until he uploads You Weren't Supposed To Do That memes, day 97

Getting a lecture from parents Mom:why did u do that Me:well becau- Dad:dont talk to your mother like that

I get bullied so I’ve got a load of memes stored in my brain Big kid bully’s little kid Little kid beats the cr*p out of the bully The bully: little dude is big now he’s big now Next one Bully calls me names Me: uno reverse card The bully: you dare use your spells against me potter If you use them please tell them at the end of the video that I thought of them

Me at by 16nth birthday: *somthing*. Babur at his 16th birthday:*sacking samarkhand*

Memenade: *Has 420K subscribers* Me: Huh, nice.

No one Not a single one Memenade: *No episode 69 two episodes 70*

As a french, I must say that the first meme is true but it doesn't said that the french governement does the same.

Love your thumnail:😂😂😂

Haha I'm in your discord server xd and cool meme hahahaajja

Me: *Gets Taken Hostage* Kidnappers: WE DEMAND $1 MILLION DOLLARS!!! Me: Aight imma stay here forever.

9:50 Radicals say: The gray must pay

Just here to say that i like your videos.

What school teaches you vs what memes teach you

5:45 Nice rhyme.

The first one isn't an history meme but an actual thing.

Never surrender!: 😒 NUTS!: 😎

Well, the Poles did crack the original and enigma code,.however it was then improved. The improved version was cracked thanks to the original work of the Poles, but also thanks to the work of Alan Turing and Bletchley Park

Finally a Brazilian history meme

Im here before the corona virus gets here

@slimebor7059

4 жыл бұрын

*coronavirus* but ok

2:42 Actually the Portuguese guerrilha, by Roque Gameiro.

Someone tell me the format on thumbnail

1:13 True 😂

Everyone:everyone: Me:Everyone:everyone:

Glue is made from the bones of horses and cows

Me : 2020 is going to be amazing Corona virus : Allow me to introduce myself.

I liked the Chicago fire meme

3:37 davit 4 the builder: *am i joke to you?*

*As a French I agree with the first meme*

First WWIII, Now a Virus Bruh Who changed us from Multiplayer to Zombies 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️

@Spadoff421

4 жыл бұрын

And thebush fires

The battle of the Plains of Abraham. Where losers buried: Picture of the giant monument to the French. Where the winners are buried: Picture of the highway built over the graves of the British.

YEAH BOIII

Nobody : Britain: I'm once again asking for Brexit.

@-_-Baguette-_-

4 жыл бұрын

It was 51% for brexit and 49% for remain

America: *kick the spanish in the philippines* Filipinos: oh sh*t here we go again

Carona Virus starts spreading faster Black Death: not bad kid

@averagecat4220

4 жыл бұрын

ReverendLuc Black Death: My true successor

@pancakeman1570

4 жыл бұрын

The Spanish Flu:We tought him well old Man. Black Plague: Indeed we did but Wait, Where are the other diseases. Spanish Flu:They're getting ready to strike the planet once again, but this time more Genetically Advanced It's about time I do the same and we all make you proud Papa.

Thanks for including something from Brazil (Jãnio Quadros)