The allies: “sends multiple assassins to kill hitler and they all fail” Hitler: Fine I’ll do it myself

@bemotivated8443

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody Hitler: suicide is badass

@arisu4902

4 жыл бұрын

i already seen that meme

@sidtheplayer

4 жыл бұрын

Allies: * invades germany fully* Hitler and other high officials: you cant kill me asshol *takes pill*

@jonamaximiliankao9262

4 жыл бұрын

God: “Whoever kills Hitler gets a free pass to Heaven.” Hitler: “I’m going to do what’s called a pro gamer move.” Hitler: *Commits Suicide* God: *Surprised Pikachu Face*

@slippingskikz5590

4 жыл бұрын

They studied Hitlers so call skull And then found out it wad a false skull.ps they spoted him out of Germany

5:40 British museums: *"The Secret ingredient"* *_"is Crime"_*

@jonathanjoestar__

4 жыл бұрын

5:40 British Museums: good question

When you make a history joke but no one react much *There seem to be no intelligent life form here*

@utngt0080

4 жыл бұрын

Yep facts.youre included too

@Polavianus

4 жыл бұрын

@@utngt0080 No u

@gamingwithmemesandotherstu2633

3 жыл бұрын

Oh but it’s not about the loughs *LOUDLY SMACKS LIPS* it’s about sending a message

Where girls cried: *Titanic* Where boys cried: *The Walking Dead ending* Where real men cried: *Yugoslavia breaking and falling apart*

@GAtTheTop

4 жыл бұрын

isaac candelario nobody except communist degenerates cried for that

@jmight318

4 жыл бұрын

Where girls cried: Titanic Where boys cried: The Walking Dead ending Where real men cried: Yugoslavia breaking and falling apart Where gods cried: Fall of the British Empire

@khepasomaster7953

4 жыл бұрын

@@jmight318 Where people like Keanu Reeves and like Chuck Norris cried: *The fall of the Soviet Union*

@alanya2259

4 жыл бұрын

I didn’t cry during the titanic. It was stupid. But the real history behind it is amazing. Same with ww1. Best war in my opinion.

@stevesteve7386

4 жыл бұрын

@@jmight318 we shall never forget the empire that the sun never sets 🇬🇧 😭

The Pope: _I don't grant you permission to divorce your wife_ King Henry the 8th: *Fine, I'll do it myself*

@Admiral45-10

4 жыл бұрын

Pope: ,,You must return everything you've stolen and pay contributions to Polish Kingdom" Crusaders: *OK Boomer*

Nobody: Japan in WW1 when Germany sends no reply: *So you have chosen death*

@Admiral45-10

4 жыл бұрын

Don't you just hate it, when this pet runs away? *Cat* *Dog* *Hamster* *Congress Poland*

@Nate-gj3jx

4 жыл бұрын

Ya I do

Some rich dude: *dies* Countries: *W A R*

@angeluwu5563

4 жыл бұрын

*WE NEED RICH GUY TO BE RICH*

@Admiral45-10

4 жыл бұрын

Staging a coup by storming with army into a palace: *Benito Mussolini, small brain* Staging a coup by storming a Parlament with your bookclub: *Vladimir Lenin, medium brain* Staging a coup by shot in tavern and doing nothing for a couple of hours, until you got disarmed: *Adolf Hitler, big brain* Staging a coup because one of soldiers accidentally shot at the enemy's trench: *Joseph Piłsudzki, enormous brain*

Normie: You can't sum up the battle of Thermopylae in 10 words or less Me: *Bronze men literally too angry to die*

Germany: *Brutally invades the USSR* USSR: Im still standing

@Admiral45-10

4 жыл бұрын

USSR in 1918: invades Poland Poland in 1920: *I'm still standing*

@cheems6020

4 жыл бұрын

Ya ya ya

@jimjohnson4884

4 жыл бұрын

I Eat Glass the Germans got close to Moscow before the winter took them out. After that the USSR relied on the lend lease act which supplied them enough money to contribute massively in the defeat of the Germans.

@Daniel-qz3pk

4 жыл бұрын

USSR deserved it

*ah yes, unoriginal people at comments*

@how2changemyname765

4 жыл бұрын

MaxToTheMax yes, see?

@bnanaaasbrown9529

4 жыл бұрын

People having fun, how awful.

@caenen_cantspel

Жыл бұрын

*ah yes, dumbass 2 replies above me*

List of powerfull warrior groups Vikings Samurai Mongols But we all know That farmers are the best

@Admiral45-10

4 жыл бұрын

Wait... Where are Winged Hussars (they didn't lose any battle in history)? But 10% of Polish Army during ,,Polish - Bolshevik War" were volunteer farmers.

@nikolehtonen3747

4 жыл бұрын

@@Admiral45-10 honestly there are many warrior groups that did not lose fight but was it a fair fight in many cases no mongols grow big army by taking villages and adding them to army even france has won many battles even when evidence show that france had more soldiers more advanced weopons

@Admiral45-10

4 жыл бұрын

@@nikolehtonen3747 I just showed it as an example, that in Polish - Lithuanian Commonwelth at least the best were Winged Hussars. But in 1920, Army on conscripted - farmers - based, managed to push out more Red Soldiers, with better guns, having one type of gun and ammo, and we were also preparing another Up - Rising (in Upper Silesia, 3rd time, in 1921)

@nikolehtonen3747

4 жыл бұрын

@@Admiral45-10 jup

@huytruonghuytruong3728

2 жыл бұрын

Mongols: I am the most powerful one Đại Việt:Kick Mongols ass three times in 1258, 1285, 1287. Mongols.Ok, I have to say, war is easy, except Dai Viet.

Poland: I’m being invaded by Germany France and UK: put some ice on it

@Admiral45-10

4 жыл бұрын

Germany invaded Poland: *Allied Powers, I sleep* Germany invaded Belgium: *Allied Powers, Real sh-t?*

Nobody: dislikes Stalin Stalin: so anyway I started blasting

my dad before milk store:is here my dad after milk store:is nowhere to be found

Wait, the Swedish empire is not over, Ikea is from Sweden and it's spread along the whole world so Sweden indeed has the largest economic empire.

@oke.1736

4 жыл бұрын

Xd

@izakireemsi2783

4 жыл бұрын

Swedish empire is still living, under IKEA

@cactusman1771

4 жыл бұрын

A challenger appears ... Walmart with his cronies ASDA and Sams club. *cracks knuckles*

@Silvia_Arienti

4 жыл бұрын

FBI: stay right where you are

8:52 What the hell? She would be the perfect girlfriend

@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx

4 жыл бұрын

For some people, no.

@darklordaranyx2467

4 жыл бұрын

@@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx This comment is 5 months old. What makes you think I'd ever notice your replie?

@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx

4 жыл бұрын

@@darklordaranyx2467 Because I know that you will. I have replied to comments with a 1 Month-3 Years gap.

@darklordaranyx2467

4 жыл бұрын

@@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx I never will.

@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx

4 жыл бұрын

@@darklordaranyx2467 And what are you doing right now?

When you had a really big empire in europe but the only memes about you are about some archduke assassinated: *angry radetzky march noises*

@jimjohnson4884

4 жыл бұрын

Simunic ww1 was funny on that side due to it being a chain reaction. He gets assassinated, countries want revenge, more countries want revenge on them, ship sinks, factions made, total war is initiated. Not in that order but yaknow.

I'm very angry because it's 2019 nearly 2020 and Half Life 3 hasn't been released. Instead people are still making remakes for HL 1

1:53 When I need to go to army: Guess I'll die.

The UK before Ireland:We are Unstoppable The UK after Ireland: *Sad tea noises* *Meanwhile* Ireland before Ulster had the UVF:WE ARE GODS!!! Ireland after Ulster got the UVF: *Sad potato noises*

@SirConethefirst

Жыл бұрын

Agree

No one: Memeade: zecolasvakia

Country: exists Britain: Hippity hoppity you are now my property

If you read this... You can read, congrats!!!❤️🎉😁

@LittleBlueYT

4 жыл бұрын

Yay! I’m not dumb :D

@airplanenoise1379

4 жыл бұрын

Yay

@oke.1736

4 жыл бұрын

What did you type, I can’t read it.

@tatsuyasuou974

4 жыл бұрын

Wat dit it sai. sory mi no red

@bowlofonions6888

4 жыл бұрын

Abel Rodriguez-Chiquini lol

People: Its November which means that Christmas is coming. Thanksgiving: Am I a joke to you?

No languages: No existing weird alien language: Hungarian language: *MEGSZENTSÉGTELENÍTHETETLENSÉGESKEDÉSEITEKÉRT*

Omg, Sabaton got a shoutout. Me likey

japan: *bombs pearl harbor* america: *wins the battle of midway also japan: *sad japanese noises*

@jimjohnson4884

4 жыл бұрын

Soviet SPY Dam capitalist Admiral Yomomoto was the only one on Japan’s side with sense about American workforce power and that’s kind of sad because not even Tojo nor Hirohito knew

9:08 Rafael Trujilo, DICTATOR (1930-1960) of Dominican Republic: *"GIVEE **_THEM_** TO ME! NOW!"*

0:37 Max Schnell: Am I a joke to you?

Me: *listens to Hamilton and SIX* I have achieved historian level knowledge.

US children "speaking in British accents" because of Peppa Pig British Empire: *God save the Pig*

If you think that france is a coward Just remember how many coalition's the european power needed to make just to take down france

WW2: *exist* Dunkirk: *exist* The German army: I'm gonna reach the beach and captured the Bristish army. Some French soldier outnumbered 20:1 : No, I don't think.

Me in vietnam war: Me in modern war: what im am doing here

America:”has the most powerful military in the 70’s yet lose to some rice farmers with ak 47’s”

@jimjohnson4884

4 жыл бұрын

Go Yo we got 1 millions kills to 56 thousand deaths in the 20 years of fighting we are 100% the most powerful on earth lol.

UN when USA commits a crime: Round spongebob UN when China does the same thing: ANGErY spongebob

Teacher: "We're going on a class field trip to Paris!" the normal students: "Wow, that's so cool! This is gonna be so much fun!!" Theater kids: *"Paris is a tinderbox..."*

i learn more history here than in school

Black Friday: *exists* Fidel Castro: I guess ill die

America: nukes Japan Also America: want to see me do it again

Napoleon: *Wants to get crowned* Also Napoleon: “F*ck tradition” *crowns himself*

Girl: How have you not cried to Titanic, Do you even have any emotion? Me: Breakup of Yugoslavia

@Admiral45-10

4 жыл бұрын

Girl: ,,How you didn't cry to ,,Titanic", do you even have any emotions?" Me: *History of ONR - ABC*

SOLDIERS WHO ARE WATCHING THIS: PTSD *intensifies*

Scientists: Most of homophonic people are gay but try to hide it Hitler and Stalin: Seems interesting for me

Boys cry when Ireland doesn’t get independence Men cry when the Irish empire isn’t formed

Kids cry for Titanic Boys cry for Yamato *MEN* cry for *BISMARCK*

4:15 Me a South Korean: Wait...thats -illegal- accurate

History Memes *39* Me: Now this looks like a job for me

The War of 1812: *Exists* America: I don't even know you

we need geography memes i got 99 in the history exam and only 78 on geography test

Finally somebody cares about albanian history thanks

Albanian when they see the Skenderbeg meme: SHQIPËRIA ETNIKE

Congrats for 270k!!

Time for freshly baked memes that came from ww2

This is our new history teacher

learning history in school : nah learning history by memes : YES

When Ethiopia defeats Italy in 1 year Ethiopia: I am speed

the way Czechoslovakia pissed me off

Nobody: Italy in the alliance with Germany and Austria before WW1: I will support you in case of war. Also Italy when WW1 begins: Aight imma head out

@Silvia_Arienti

4 жыл бұрын

Also Italy: *wanna see me do it again?*

@oke.1736

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry, you’re wrong. In world war 2 they did participate, unlike in world war 1.

@Silvia_Arienti

4 жыл бұрын

But both times they fought against Germany in the end

@oke.1736

4 жыл бұрын

Silvia Arienti, I wasn’t talking about that though, I was talking about their neutrality.

5:49 America was 50 states, Now it’s 50 colonies

As an American to the Peppa pig one, "Oh no we're being colonized again! get George Washington from the grave!"

The trees, they're talking

History: Exist MEmenade and the bois: I'll take your entire stock!

Commenting on Memenade videos until he makes Romanian memes part 2 day 8

When you’re playing Tornado Alley 2 and you turn off the sounds but you still hear sirens: *visual confusion*

5:49 as it should be *Happy british noises*

I laugh so hard at this pls dont ever stop making this I love this😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

No one: Alexander Hamilton: You've never seen a Bastard Orphan more in need of a break Elizabeth Hamilton and Angelica Schuyler: -"Am I a Joke to You?"-

Before WW2 USA: Shotguns Yes After: Shotguns No

USA: *puts missile in Turkey* Soviet Union placing it’s missile in Cuba: right back at ya buckaroo

German soldier: I'm fighting for the furhur British soldier: I'm fighting for the king Polish soldier: I'm fighting for my fucking life

The only reason why the pyramids in Egypt aren’t gone is because they were too heavy for Britain to take away

5:50 *God save the queen intensifies*

When everyone makes of you for surrendering in 6 weeks but nobody talks about Denmark surrendering in 6 hours

THIS IS HISTORY CLASS TIME

1:15 you know what's sad? The fact that my Great Great Uncle died in Gallipoli. He was in the 2nd Australian Light Horse Field Ambulance. He died while carrying a stretcher out of a field hospital and the Turkish dropped a shell on his head.

Great Britain and Germany: make peace for three days at Christmas 1914 and celebrate it together World War: Am I a joke to you ?

Skanderberg's full name is Gjergj Kastrioti the 1(Skenderbeg is just a title given to him by the sultan himself during his training .Skender is his Otoman name while beg (be(in albanian)is a title wich means ruler .

I remember when one of my classmates said "Who cares about the presidents of the past?" They actually said that. SMH.

2:42 A ungistorical meme about the Boston "Massacre" where five civillians died. The five British soldiers that shot the crowd were encircled by a huge a mob, that has been throwing snoballs, rocks and even glass at the soldiers for hours by the time the soldiers opened fire one after the other. The mob was geting closer and closer to them and so, they panicked and shot.

Hello and love from Vietnam! ❤

Hitler: I was the worst man ever to live. Nero: Am I a joke to you?

@Admiral45-10

4 жыл бұрын

Mao Zedong: *Am I joke to you?*

Employer: So can you speak French? Me: Yes Employer: Speak French Me: I surrender Employer: Now listen here you little shit.

One of the places England couldn't conquer in 1800... Finland.

4:13 Mr Ir.soekarno & Doc Moh.Hatta: *im gonna stop u right there*

4:06 Flash back Moment 💀

ONLY STAR WARS FANS UNDERSTOOD THE SECOND ONE. THANKS. LOVE IT.

0:02 who from VN

2:36 lol Eric Andre

8:51 UN when Turkey clear its borders out of terrorists which they killed a lot of Turkish citizens

United States of America: invade and destroy countries only for oil United States of America: I am the hero

That tea meme was iroh from avatar the last airbender

Kid: When I grow up I'm going to be rich. Polio outbreak of 1894: I'm about to end this whole mans career.

5:16 damn 😂

2:57 I never would have thought new Zealand history will make it on here

Lol One of the main reason I understand most of these memes of because of other meme anyone else?

5:49 That is happening in my country to, my neighbour's kid speaks in a British accent

I was listening to I'm still standing when I was watching this

Not ruled land:. .. Britain: MINE MINE MINE

Tito was the leader of the country where i live today