Random Wrestling Sketches *A lonely suburban street. Triple H, Stephanie and Shane McMahon all run onto the scene, stopping for a breather and leaning down hard on their knees* Triple H: (wheeze, wheeze) Oh, I can't be doing this.... (wheeze, wheeze) It's not doing wonders for my pacemaker... Shane: (pulls out an inhaler for him) Here you go... (wheeze, wheeze) Bro-in-law... (wheeze, wheeze) Have one on me... Stephanie: (noticing the camera) Hey, boys... (wheeze, wheeze) Can we stop with all the... (wheeze, wheeze) There's a camera guy right there, and an audience who doesn't understand what's going on. Triple H: (immediately regaining composure) Right, thanks, Stephanie. (adjusts his suit and walks over to the camera) Hello. Following the recent success of Money In The *River* Bank last month, which was won by our very own Bray Wyatt- don't ask how- the top brass at WWE started throwing around new ideas about how to add new twists to some old classic matches. Stephanie: (joining him) And somehow, *somebody* managed to get the stamp of approval on the idea of *putting the Money In The Bank money* in an *actual piggybank!* Shane: We're not naming any names, but I'm pretty sure this person's name rhymes with "Cycle Troll". (Trips and Stephanie both glare at him) Anyway, to make the match more exciting, we commissioned a genius mechanic to build a literal *mobile robotic boar* with a compartment in its stomach that we could stash the money inside. Camera guy: *And, did that work?* Stephanie: Like a dream! The only problem then was- *Cut to a pink robotic boar running squealing down the road, with Alpha Academy pursuing it desperately, holding wads of dollars between their fingers* Chad Gable: STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM US!! OR I SWEAR, WHEN I CATCH YOU, I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO BACON!! Otis: Uh, Chad? It's a *robotic* pig! You can't make bacon out of a *robotic* pig! Chad: I CAN HAVE FUN TRYING, OTIS!! *Cut back to Triple H and the McMahons* Triple H: Well, you can't put money in a pig that *doesn't stay around for you to put money in it.* We've tried everything to slow the porker down- tripwires, electric fences, electromagnets- none of it worked! Not even *Andre and Yokozuna combined* could bring that hoggie down! *Cut to Andre the Giant and Yokozuna, both clinging to the neck of the robotic boar, screaming helplessly as it drags them along for the ride, their feet flapping and bumping off the road repeatedly* Stephanie: This is one of the *worst* ideas we've ever had the bad luck of agreeing to! Half our roster's injured, the other half's worn out from pursuing the pig, and if someone doesn't bring him down soon, we're gonna have to cancel- *Suddenly, Stephanie picks up a signal on her earpiece and raises her hand to it* Stephanie: Hello? Yes, this is Stephanie- no, *we* haven't caught the pig- Wait, hold on. *What?*- HE *WHAT?!* HOW THE- (notices her husband and brother both watching her, then coughs politely) Let me put you on hold. (she returns her attention to the camera) That was our man in the field, apparently, some lucky soul has just succeeded in catching the pig, and it's none other than- (groans and rubs her head) Oh, I hate to say this, but- *Cut to the robotic boar, face-down in a pot of gold coins, which it's clearly happily eating. Standing in front of it is a proud-looking Hornswoggle, who turns to salute the camera* Hornswoggle: Now, you may be wondering to yourselves, "How did Hornswoggle catch this pig?" Well, I had a long think, and I came to a reasonable conclusion. *Everyone else was going about things the wrong way.* You don't put *dollars* in a piggybank, you put *coins* in a piggybank. So I dug up a little leftover from my old leprechaun days, and here's what I came up with! (grins) I *knew* that gold would come in handy one day! *Cut back to a tired Triple H and the McMahons* Triple H: (very worn-out voice) So... there you have it. Hornswoggle won Money In The Piggybank... by being the first to actually *put Money In The Piggybank.* Here's hoping we never have to do something equally ridiculous ever again. This is Triple H, signing off. Author's Note: You *know* I'm gonna make them do something ridiculous again. You *know* it.

As A True Undertaker Fan I'm Glad He Showed Up At WM

Awesome as always 🔥🔥

Ultimate Warrior looks like Kerry Von Erich!

@RickyJSports

2 ай бұрын

lol he does and he was part of the same survivor series team back in the day

Dom is Dirty Dom based on him ending up in Jail.

@extremegrieferjesus7002

Ай бұрын

Yup for 2 hours..that apperently make him dangerous..🤣🤣

@finnover9781

Ай бұрын

And on him being a dirty coward... *and* dirtying his family name with his antics.

@extremegrieferjesus7002

Ай бұрын

@@finnover9781 yep

Yes!!! I loved the Anderson Silva impression 😂 one of my faves that Ricky does haha! Ricky , I saw Anderson Silva in a Hong-Kong action movie , The Invincible Dragon, and his acting was horrendously bad! 😂😂

@RickyJSports

Ай бұрын

I love u bro and appreciate you coming by. You are da best!!

Love your videos!! Keep it up!!

@RickyJSports

2 ай бұрын

u made my night man!!!!!!!

3:27 "Jimmy Ouzo!" - Jámas!😀

I like when you share some backround stuff.

The final 2, to steal a quote: I prayed for this and it happened.

@RickyJSports

2 ай бұрын

haha awesome!!!!!!!!!

Dirty Dominic Mysterio is called that cause his gimic is basically he did hard time and he's a heel

You know what you should do is that you should take the winner from your Most Downloaded wrestler and this one to next seasons Champions Rumble because it will give you a head start for next season. That was actually a very fast paced fun Rumble loved it.

@RickyJSports

2 ай бұрын

great idea man! help things move along!

This is a true wwe event dreams! Really Do come true ! Jamie 😊 nice to see 👀 u again ricky j Jamie 😊

Hornswaggle eliminated the Warrior and the Deadman, unreal! Another awesome episode Ricky J!!

@RickyJSports

2 ай бұрын

thanks so much richard!!

Chyna is the the first woman to compete in the royal rumble and the only female to hold the IC title

Bianca got so many impressive eliminations of her own, and prevented so many of yours, honestly brother, it was kinda funny on like the 5th time she did it 😂

Can you do a royal rumble when you only have super heavyweights

How is women in men's rumble done ?

Yes, I too was sad to see Roman lose his title. Wanted to see him surpass Hogan’s 4 year reign and then see where we’d go from there. Hopefully he watched this video for some consolation. 😏 Loved your reaction at the end there when he got the briefcase and you said he’ll cash it in to get the title back. 😂🤣

In regards to taker coming out without his gear, I don't know if this was when they were talking about, but they did an interview at some point. Apparently Michelle was real sick at one point. Like, almost died sick. Anyway, I guess she was running cold, so mark took off his jacket and covered her with it, then proceeded to head to the ring.

This work 4 me brother 😂😂

@RickyJSports

2 ай бұрын

lol thx

Yeah the dirty thing also I'm thinking is just a classic heel nickname (as in "fighting dirty"). A few wrestlers had it before , perhaps most notably Dirty Dutch Mantell who has a good wrestling podcast now 😄

I like this idea.

@RickyJSports

2 ай бұрын

thanks big dog!!

Woohoo!!! Go Jackets!! 🐝 Maybe you can run this back and make the guys start 1-15 then have the girls come 16-30 …. Or start w/ 5 guys-girl-4guys-2girls-3guys-3girls-2guys-4girls-1guy-5girls

Bianca eliminated The Rock and Undertaker. She was the automatic MVP.

Don't let Oklahoma see this video or Ricky will be in big trouble🤣

@RickyJSports

2 ай бұрын

who is oklahoma?

@robbo5life

2 ай бұрын

@@RickyJSports Oklahoma Athletic commission, who is threatening to ban AEW due to intergender matches

Hornswoggle mvp there for where im at eliminated a lot including warrior

Men…

What would have been podadict if the fiend would have faced Alexa bliss 😊 the joker 🃏 vs Harley Quinn 👱‍♀️ jamie oh I'm surprised 😮 liv morgan wasn't in this also jamie 😊

You should have Roman cash that in against the winner of the Champions rumble should he not win lol.

Belair MVP

1. Stephanie McMahon/Eliminated 1st by Seth Rollins F- (-) 2. The Ultimate Warrior/Eliminated 6th by Hornswoggle F (+4) 3. Lita/Eliminated 8th by Hornswoggle D (+5) 4. Jimmy Uso/Eliminated 2nd by Seth Rollins F- (-2) 5. Charlotte Flair/Eliminated 3rd by Ultimate Warrior F- (-2) 6. Seth Rollins/Eliminated 9th by The Rock D (+3) 7. Stacy Keibler/Eliminated 5th by Hornswoggle F (-2) 8. Razor Ramon/Eliminated 4th by Seth Rollins F (-4) 9. Shayna Baszler/Eliminated 7th by Becky Lynch D (-2) 10. Hornswoggle/Eliminated 17th by Bianca Belair C (+7) 11. Becky Lynch/Eliminated 10th by Bianca Belair D (-1) 12. Dominik Mysterio/Eliminated 14th by The Undertaker C (+2) 13. Bianca Belair/Eliminated 26th by Bray Wyatt A (+13) 14. The Rock/Eliminated 13th by Bianca Belair C (-1) 15. Trish Stratus/Eliminated 11th by Bianca Belair D (-4) 16. Damian Priest/Eliminated 12th by Asuka D (-4) 17. Asuka/Eliminated 23rd by Roman Reigns B (+6) 18. The Undertaker/Eliminated 16th by Bianca Belair C (-2) 19. Nikkita Lyons/Eliminated 15th by Hornswoggle C (-4) 20. AJ Styles/Eliminated 20th by Logan Paul B (-) 21. Chyna/Eliminated 19th by Bianca Belair B (-2) 22. Finn Balor/Eliminated 18th by Chyna C (-4) 23. Piper Niven/Eliminated 21st by Bianca Belair B (-2) 24. Logan Paul/Eliminated 24th by Rob Van Dam B (-) 25. Rhea Ripley/Eliminated 22nd by Roman Reigns B (-3) 26. Roman Reigns/WINNER!!! A+ (+4) 27. Ronda Rousey/Eliminated 27th by Bray Wyatt A (-) 28. Rob Van Dam/Eliminated 25th by Ronda Rousey A (-3) 29. Bayley/Eliminated 28th by Roman Reigns A (-1) 30. ‘The Fiend’ Bray Wyatt/RUNNER-UP!!! A (-1) Bianca Belair: 7 eliminations/Eliminated 26th Roman Reigns: 4 eliminations/WINNER!!! Hornswoggle: 4 eliminations/Eliminated 17th Seth Rollins: 3 eliminations/Eliminated 9th ‘The Fiend’ Bray Wyatt: 2 eliminations/RUNNER-UP!!! Ronda Rousey: 1 elimination/Eliminated 27th Rob Van Dam: 1 elimination/Eliminated 25th Logan Paul: 1 elimination/Eliminated 24th Asuka: 1 elimination/Eliminated 23rd Chyna: 1 elimination/Eliminated 19th The Undertaker: 1 elimination/Eliminated 16th The Rock: 1 elimination/Eliminated 13th Becky Lynch: 1 elimination/Eliminated 10th Ultimate Warrior: 1 elimination/Eliminated 6th Bayley: 0 eliminations/Eliminated 28th Rhea Ripley: 0 eliminations/Eliminated 22nd Piper Niven: 0 eliminations/Eliminated 21st AJ Styles: 0 eliminations/Eliminated 20th Finn Balor: 0 eliminations/Eliminated 18th Nikkita Lyons: 0 eliminations/Eliminated 15th ‘Dirty’ Dominik Mysterio: 0 eliminations/Eliminated 14th Damian Priest: 0 eliminations/Eliminated 12th Trish Stratus: 0 eliminations/Eliminated 11th Lita: 0 eliminations/Eliminated 8th Shayna Baszler: 0 eliminations/Eliminated 7th Stacy Keibler: 0 eliminations/Eliminated 5th Razor Ramon: 0 eliminations/Eliminated 4th Charlotte Flair: 0 eliminations/Eliminated 3rd Jimmy Uso: 0 eliminations/Eliminated 2nd Stephanie McMahon: 0 eliminations/Eliminated 1st When the WWE started featuring women wrestlers during a rumble that was specifically catered to men, some had called it a historic moment as a demonstration that women can be just as tough as the men (Even if they weren’t expected to win). While women would eventually get their own Royal Rumble matches in recent years, when fifteen women are put in the same ring as fifteen men shenanigans are bound to ensure. We’ve seen situations like this numerous times on Ricky J’s channel, and most of the time it is heavily expected of the men to dominate the match. But there have still been times when the women can pull off some incredible runs in a short period of time, even eliminating a few of the men just to prove a point. And yet, as to be expected, a man would ultimately stand tall in this match and that man was none other than one of the most dominant champions in the history of this business… Leati Joseph Anoa’i a.k.a. Roman Reigns, leader of The Bloodline stable with a title reign of 1,316 days as WWE Universal Champion marking the fourth-longest world title reign in WWE history and the longest championship reign since 1988 (Additionally Reigns was the sixth-longest reigning world champion in professional wrestling history, also behind Lou Thesz and Dory Funk Jr. acknowledging the NWA (pre-1993) and WCW titles as world championships). A week ago when WrestleMania weekend came about, I was heavily expecting Roman Reigns to retain the title because by this point, I had predicted this win so many times I could’ve been the richest man in America. But then it happened, despite everything he threw out, Cody Rhodes overcame the odds to finally secure the Universal Championship and thus Roman Reigns would suffer the biggest loss of his entire career. While I would feel bad that Reigns did lose, a champion is only as dominant when they learn how to endure a big loss. Winning this particular rumble may not mean much of anything, but if Roman Reigns can bounce back, he’ll be a champion again (Just hopefully not as long as his last reign because it was getting a little boring). But who was my MVP of this men vs. women rumble? Let’s get down to the numbers: Of the fifteen men and fifteen women involved in this match, NINE men and FIVE women secured the most eliminations, with a grand total of FOURTEEN competitors in total (One superstar short of reaching ‘half’ the roster). The highest count reached a lucky ‘7’ eliminations, which is six points higher than the average ‘1’ elimination. I give the Golden MVP Award for ‘coolest’ performance to: Bianca Belair There’s a reason why they call Bianca ‘The B.E.S.T.’ of this business and we’ve seen this woman perform some incredible feats of athleticism whether as champion or not holding a belt. Based on this performance Bianca delivered in this rumble, I will admit I thought she was going to pull off the victory, but I applaud her for her efforts. A bonus award goes to ‘Hornswoggle’ (Because one, Roman Reigns already ‘won’), who somehow managed to hold his own with the biggest competitors of the industry just when we think he’s that one competitor to count out. The Dull Participation Medal for the ‘lamest’ performance goes to: Stephanie McMahon You know the drill by this point. When you’re the first competitor to enter the match, only to be the first eliminated, that’s automatically a call to hold a ‘lame’ record in this battle. It’s not that it’s entirely Stephanie’s fault in this case, her presence just wasn’t measured well and to face reality the odds were stacked against her from the very beginning. As for the men’s department, there are a few candidates worth mentioning for having the least impressive showing: Razor Ramon Damian Priest Finn Balor Ironically enough, two of these men (As Part of Judgment Day) lost their titles at WrestleMania and yet Priest would redeem himself by cashing in his Money in the Bank contract to obtain the WWE Championship off both Seth Rollins and Drew McIntyre. As for Razor Ramon, well he often has bad luck when it comes to these rumbles, and we can’t say we didn’t see this coming. In the constantly heated battle of boys against girls, Roman Reigns truly ‘reigns’ supreme against all the incoming talent. All of which begs the following questions: Who did YOU want to win this match? Could Roman Reigns expect to mount a comeback in hopes of recovering his status? Are today’s women living up to their moniker of being among the best in the industry? What new talent do you hope to see make a measurable impact in their respective rosters? And the biggest question of them all: Who’s next?

@RickyJSports

Ай бұрын

U r a legend

@Mortal-Monk

Ай бұрын

Wrestlemaniac829 the official spokesman of Ricky J Sports.

@wrestlemaniac829

Ай бұрын

@@Mortal-Monk Well, I don't know about a 'spokesman'. I just enjoy passing the time.

damn, plenty of ladies comment on Ricky's videos, that's pretty crazy! and they're *OBVIOUSLY* real. I guess they don't know Ricky is a family man

@RickyJSports

2 ай бұрын

Lol some ai girl group keeps coming back lol

@Mortal-Monk

2 ай бұрын

It's Ricky's sexy voice, it gets the ladies all the time.

@OG_DouG

2 ай бұрын

yeah, he's right, your voice gets the robots going, Ricky. maybe when they try to take over the world you can soothe them with your voice and save us

Do you remember me the thundermaker guy

@RickyJSports

Ай бұрын

Did u create him

@unv0lted

Ай бұрын

@@RickyJSports no but I kept asking for him to be in every video

Yo

Why don't women go in the rumble with the men more often

@RickyJSports

2 ай бұрын

i agree man!

@wrestlemaniac829

Ай бұрын

@@RickyJSports Everything changed since women suddenly got their own Royal Rumble matches to partake in. These days, even the women who can match power with the guys have no reason to compete in the men's division when they just have to win their own respective rumbles.

Thx Ricky j. U did it give me a shout-out!!

My favorite female werestler of all time is Rosemary. Got to meet her a couple times. She saw my artwork which was very cool. Whos yalls favorites?

@RickyJSports

2 ай бұрын

Nice clay. Mine is miss Elizabeth and Stacy Keibler

@claycollins9852

2 ай бұрын

@RickyJSports and Trish. You said it in the video buddy. But it makes me feel good when you respond so, thanks man.

@Choom89

Ай бұрын

Lita, Naomi, Bianca Belair, Asuka and Rhea Ripley

Boo, Roman Reigns won. I was also going for the women. So is this rumble added for season 10 winner instead of the latest royal rumble?

How does these jail bait accounts comment faster than me?😂

@Mortal-Monk

2 ай бұрын

If you take your clothes off you too can reply just as fast as they can.

@ronplunkett8148

2 ай бұрын

@Mortal-Monk they have unfair advantage,they are only wearing dental floss...Lmao.

@RickyJSports

2 ай бұрын

​@@ronplunkett8148don't fight it enjoy it haha

@RickyJSports

2 ай бұрын

In all honesty I don't know how they came about

The Rock has a lot more going on than just wrestling and acting. He's on the WWE board of directors, still runs his production company and has other ventures as well.

I think the Hornswaggle model is about half a foot too tall. Here he appears to be about 5 feet tall, like some of the women, when Dylan is actually about 4'5".

How about having Male and Female Cartoon Characters Rumble With Bugs Bunny,Lola Bunny,Popeye,She-Ra,Fred Flintstone,Betty Boop,Woody Woodpecker,Olive Oyl,Yogi Bear,Sailor Moon,Garfield,Daphne Blake,Bart Simpson,Smurfette,Pink Panther,Babs Bunny,Wonder Woman,Scooby Doo,Wilma Flintstone,Goofy,Kim Possible,Space Ghost,Marge Simpson,Fat Albert,Natasha,Donald Duck,Lois Lane,Huckleberry Hound,Minne Mouse and Shaggy.

@RickyJSports

Ай бұрын

Love t!!

Ricky I totally agree with you about both the Undertaker and Austin in regard to Wrestlemania. Undertaker is great if it’s the Undertaker… but it wasn’t… just Mark Callaway.. not even biker Undertaker… it should have been Stone Cold..

Here first

@RickyJSports

2 ай бұрын

Thx for coming by man

First

@RickyJSports

2 ай бұрын

U r the man