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@Dr._Bo

11 ай бұрын

Good add ngl

@loturzelrestaurant

11 ай бұрын

Bathroom-War was covered in the LGBT-Videos by 'Some More News'.

@malikapollard3618

11 ай бұрын

Please don't end up being some pedo or fraud in hindsight. I'm getting tired of unsubscribing from great content channels made by awful people. I really like your flavor of wit and sarcasm. ❤ Don't take that away from me. Be good😅😂

@SleepToRain84

11 ай бұрын

I assume you look at KZread studio and it's discouraging, but you're honestly one of the top 5. You. Ryan. Caleb, Ozzy Man, ..... Want to say LBG, but he's hit or miss.

@death-istic9586

11 ай бұрын

Hi.

"Freedom Has Its Consequences" could be the alternate name for this channel. Glad to see most everything is tidied up 997,976.37 years from now

@jameswalker68

11 ай бұрын

Australia here...I thought the spiders would get us eventually - but they were in it for the long game!

@jiltedpredator9638

11 ай бұрын

I didn't get the last one can anyone explain

@TBKOTOROB

11 ай бұрын

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@Random-kz4jd

11 ай бұрын

Biggest history lesson that I paid attention to

@deleted-something

11 ай бұрын

Ye

Incredible that people in the year 1 million speaks perfect Ancient English, old things does come back sometimes.

@mausm7534

11 ай бұрын

History repeats.

@GeekNewz

11 ай бұрын

They do it to practice for their Ancient American class. It's like how today people learn Latin

@comrade8759

11 ай бұрын

obviously, they used babbel to translate it to ancient english

@reda29100

11 ай бұрын

They translated the vid mid production with lip syncing and translated clothes captions. Is that too difficult if you already have s time traveling machine?

@felipevasconcelos6736

11 ай бұрын

@@GeekNewzI was going to point out that languages become impossible to reconstruct in less than 10k years of evolution, but while nearly all of the internet will probably be lost within a century, just the tiniest portion that is successfully archived for all of human existence would be enough for future linguists to understand English with much more detail than we understand Latin, or even some modern languages like Basque.

"How many world wars have there been?" "15432." "And what caused them?" "Germany." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Darn those pesky Germans...

@loturzelrestaurant

11 ай бұрын

Bathroom-War was covered in the LGBT-Videos by 'Some More News'.

@Drag0nvil

11 ай бұрын

​@@loturzelrestaurantyeah but thank God that war isn't on a world scale just yet.

@noveled_1

11 ай бұрын

@@Drag0nvil dunno how long that'll last with these sorts of conservatives in the US

@beastboyashu4841

11 ай бұрын

​@@noveled_1DW these are all just first world country shenanigans 2nd and 3rd world countries don't have time for that bs

@truthhertz10

10 ай бұрын

We're giving them ONE more chance, we mean it this time!

As an Indian time traveller, going bankrupt does hurt a lot

@slevinchannel7589

11 ай бұрын

If this was funny, what about Zee Frank and Some-More-News?

@kenny_eats_many

11 ай бұрын

​@@slevinchannel7589 wat?

@4jonah

11 ай бұрын

Babel: "This video fits our brand p e r f e c t l y

@judeearlywine9759

11 ай бұрын

teach me your ways

@boboman1993

11 ай бұрын

I am time

That Babbel thing sounds interesting. Can't wait to try it in 997,977 years.

@ccgprime

11 ай бұрын

But even with the 60% discount then, it will be really expensive in today dollars....

@patrickrobertshaw7020

11 ай бұрын

why is 1000000 - 2023 such an aesthetically pleasing number?

@djweavergamesmaster

11 ай бұрын

@@patrickrobertshaw7020 because it has repeating numbers with the final number being one higher, so as you have to fetch numbers from the left due to 1000000 consisting of zeroes in a base-10 system, you effectively take an extra from each digit save for the last, akin to 100-23=77 being a nice outcome, in comparison to 100-33=67 which is off a digit.

@EboismyCat

6 ай бұрын

I would use babble but I can’t. Only 997976 and 23/24th of a year left

"It should be over in 2 weeks." I'm dead

@Dillbihly

11 ай бұрын

What a way to end it, right? Loved that last joke. 🤣😂🤣

@iwillbrb8723

9 ай бұрын

i'm stupid wait 😭is the joke that it's been going on the whole time? idek tbh

@trentgawd4292

9 ай бұрын

@@iwillbrb8723yes

@DanielChannel89

9 ай бұрын

@@iwillbrb8723 Yes

@kikiretzorg1467

7 ай бұрын

Yeah no shit you’re dead it’s the year 1,000,000

Thank you for helping me study for my history final, I wouldn’t have been nearly as prepared without you.

@boboman1993

11 ай бұрын

You will ace it

@JatPhenshllem

11 ай бұрын

​@@boboman1993Definitely, you got this man

@alexheller5602

10 ай бұрын

Spoiled you the answers for a million years into the future

@mgames3209

5 ай бұрын

I failed it:(

@eWosMrV

5 ай бұрын

Yeah i ordered someone to burn the history from year 2389 to 829310(no need to thank me)

"Spiders" "Yeah we burned that shit down" lol I was not ready.

@JM-mh1pp

11 ай бұрын

Hey, Sweden got nuked cause they disrespected the chocolate (ALLEGEDLY) so burning Australia for spiders honestly makes sense.

@kaze217

11 ай бұрын

Me neither! 😂😂😂😂 Totally agree though. The bugs in that country are freakin alien monsters. Just burn the whole thing. It's the only solution at this point.

@reda29100

11 ай бұрын

Wait. Australia is real? I believe it's a conspiracy theory govts used to cover up their missing funds until the 5000s. Apparently it was discovered fr this time in the early 3500s. One thing to think about, the numbers.. What do they mean?

@billybob4895

5 ай бұрын

I was 100% expecting it to be the emus

@KariIzumi1

4 ай бұрын

Valid tbh

Kim Jung Quatro has got to be one of the smartest jokes I've ever seen

@GeekNewz

11 ай бұрын

I liked Kim Jung Diez better. He had this complete vibe to him

@GilbertGaylord

10 ай бұрын

Kim Jung tres the best fr

@datguy8468

10 ай бұрын

literally just mistaking languages, how is that smart

@BRUH-lx3jv

10 ай бұрын

​@@datguy8468 Because: Kim Jong Un(o) Kim Jong Quatro Also It's supposed to be a joke.

@ShrekOgrestone

10 ай бұрын

​@@datguy8468 r/woooosh

As an Australian, I am surprised it wasn't another Emu War.

@jeremykraenzlein5975

11 ай бұрын

I'm sure that if the spiders didn't beat them first, Australia would eventually have died of shame after fighting 42,042 Emu Wars and losing all of them to armies of discount ostriches.

@GeekNewz

11 ай бұрын

They tried nuking the emus during Emu War 13,895 and the radiation weakened them and strengthened the spiders

@sarahglover3286

11 ай бұрын

If he made a skit of this you'd never be able to convince anyone it actually happened ever again!

@cosmictreason2242

10 ай бұрын

The emus were pacifists in that war though

@determineddaaf3

10 ай бұрын

Especially since after enough wars, those things would learn to shoot back.

The idea that the leaders of Switzerland and Sweden weren't already gifted polyglots is where this skit falls down.

@ccgprime

11 ай бұрын

He had to fit in the sponsor somewhere.......

@Alec0124

11 ай бұрын

polyglots, hey that's a new word for me. thanks. I suppose it would be more believable if the country being translated to was the US :P

@kphaxx

11 ай бұрын

Yeah but that was nearly a million years ago

@estenslop

11 ай бұрын

i am offended

@derekthornton3692

11 ай бұрын

The witch's stairs is where your mom falls down.

This guy puts so much effort into his videos, He invented a time machine for it.

@josh7827

11 ай бұрын

"It's never been done before."

@redacted878

11 ай бұрын

But its the only way to save my goldfish@@josh7827

@Baguette_Lord

10 ай бұрын

Actually Zach just exists outside of time

Considering that Babbel still exists in the year 1,000,000, I think it might be a good idea to start investing in them.

@GeekNewz

11 ай бұрын

That what they thought the first time, but then it all collapsed and divine punishment and stuff

“The civil war on which bathroom to use” killed me because it’s totally something that won’t happen but exists in twitter

@slevinchannel7589

11 ай бұрын

That bathroom-stuff was covered by Some-More-News?

@pauliesnug

11 ай бұрын

okay but he's really just saying how stupid it is. just let people use whatever bathroom they want lmao

@slevinchannel7589

11 ай бұрын

@@pauliesnugYeah, and so do the very-funny trans-videos and lgbt-videos by SMN

@Kirasupporter1

11 ай бұрын

@@pauliesnug How about no

@slavishentity6705

11 ай бұрын

@@Kirasupporter1 Yeah let's just have a civil war over bathroom signs instead because that's the mature thing to do

I'm not surprised the education system hasn't changed in one million years.

@GeekNewz

11 ай бұрын

They are studding about other countries

@hackman669

11 ай бұрын

So this cannot be America then. Since most Yankee institutions are obsessed with themselves@@GeekNewz

@Quil63

11 ай бұрын

@@hackman669 Wrong, America speaks less truths in its schools about itself than any other nation. The most accurate it gets is....France...

@GeekNewz

11 ай бұрын

@@hackman669 yea, but the school system is obsesed with their own country in every country, so this is a change no matter which country you compare it to

@aqswd6825

9 ай бұрын

A wild MTG player appears?!

"Tell me about the 2020 covid pandemic." "It should be over in two weeks." I'm dead 😂🤣😂

@thelongestyoutubechannelev6433

10 ай бұрын

Bruh

@extropiantranshuman

10 ай бұрын

1 million years later - they still are battling it. They think it'll be over in 2 weeks for them.

1:22 _"Alright, ancient Romania?"_ _"- Andrew Tate died."_ 😂😂

@randomationstudios24x68

10 ай бұрын

This had me dead because it ment that history repeatedly had Andrew Tate appear just to die again

I wanna see you write a history book of this timeline you've created.

@MyUsersDark

6 ай бұрын

Writing a history book about a million years is a lot to ask for.. would be funny though

interesting how there are no technological advancements in the next 997,977 years

@elvirak8846

11 ай бұрын

why the actual fu#$ are we still using paper in the year 1 000 000!

@speedy01247

11 ай бұрын

Actually that's due to the limits of the laws of physics most of society lives in the virtual space where those laws don't exist, it's like how quantum physics is it's own thing separate from physics while simultaneously existing in concert with normal physics. Now there is virtual physics as well.

@alenasenie6928

11 ай бұрын

​@@speedy01247quantum physics is a superset that includes classical physics, you can do every calculation of physics with quantum physics, the results will be more accurate, but who cares about a difference of 0.00001ms in a travel that took 5 hours.

@theonebman7581

11 ай бұрын

I mean... it's not THAT surprising when you think of it tbh...

@fhwkeifuenw

11 ай бұрын

Well there were fifteen thousand world wars

Soo, Germany and Turkey are the only still existing country from today ... Impressive

@supremegodemperorderpfestor

11 ай бұрын

He said ANCIENT United States so there is likely still an United States of America

@meinuser1

11 ай бұрын

@@supremegodemperorderpfestor Could be, but didn´t everyone get conquered by the turk empire

@activatewindows7415

11 ай бұрын

@@supremegodemperorderpfestor The only United States I know is ISIS

@supremegodemperorderpfestor

11 ай бұрын

@@meinuser1 ancient greece was conquered by the romans but greece is still here today

@yourmum69_420

11 ай бұрын

@@meinuser1 he was actually talking about the Turks and Caicos Islands, not Turkey. It's a group of islands in the Caribbean. Funny story about the name, apparently the type of cactus that grows there looks like a Turkish man wearing a fez

The fact that he defined Germany through Schnitzel really hurt my Austrian soul

@DragonSkylander30

11 ай бұрын

I mean, you're right. After all, technically speaking, both world wars were started in Austria So it is Austria which caused all 15.000 of them

@OmniscientWarrior

11 ай бұрын

​@@DragonSkylander30one was started in Austria, the other was started in Germany by an Austrian

@Tall-Hobbit

11 ай бұрын

@@DragonSkylander30the first one started in serbia no?

@WERTYUIO821

11 ай бұрын

​​​@@Tall-Hobbit It was a Serbian/Bosnian student that killed an Austrian Archduke in Sarajevo. Which before the war belonged to Austria, after the war it belonged to Serbia/Yugoslavia and it is currently in modern day Bosnia and Herzegovina

@Tall-Hobbit

11 ай бұрын

@@WERTYUIO821 okay not sure where you heard from that serbia belonged to austria before world war 1, because all I could find that it used to be economically dependent of austria before king peter. bosnia and herzegowina were annexed by austria and there were tensions before the assassinations for sure but i found no mention of the country of serbia actually belonging to austria before the war.

The fact that Zach thinks humanity can make it past the year 10,000 (that's a generous guess) is pretty wholesome due to his optimism in our species.

@cosmictreason2242

10 ай бұрын

Especially since 10,000 is when you're nearly at full dyson anyway

@nevogal4861

10 ай бұрын

I think humanity will survive well past the year 10,000 if we play our cards right

@isaacm4159

10 ай бұрын

We've already made it 200,000 another 8,000 is nothing.

@cosmictreason2242

10 ай бұрын

@@isaacm4159 lol no. Written history coheres very closely with the Biblical record, going back only to about 1800 bc for the most part, with a few debatable examples eg the Chinese going back to the 2100s. Long time spans don't match population dynamics anyway. The population increases by a factor of 1000 every 1-2,000 years, and the only way to keep it stagnant over 100,000 years would be to have exactly two children per couple in perpetuity, or cyclical apocalypses EVERY population doubling period, cutting the population in half. The lowest observed population growth increase in history has been a doubling time of 150 years. The black plague only killed 1/3 of europe, itself only 1/4 of the world population, and only once. Europe's population now is over ten times what it was then, 700 years ago. Wwii only killed 5% of the world population. You would have to have a wwii level total war conflict going on every year for all of human history, or 6 bubonic plagues every century, to keep the population stagnant. There is no evidence of anything like this in ancient records or in archaeology/fossil records. In short, humanity has not been around for more than 10,000 years, and history strongly sippoy it only being around for 4500 years. Take thing YEC pill (btw the earth is a sphere and we landed on the moon)

@jindrichsander7271

10 ай бұрын

​@@nevogal4861you poor poor soul😢 climate change will hit its irreversable point in about 2030

This makes me realize how lucky I am to be born in the 2000's instead of the 20,000's😂😂😂 I feel bad for the students who will study our lives

@Dr._Bo

11 ай бұрын

If humanity would still exist💀

@Dan280974

11 ай бұрын

@@Dr._Bo it probably will

@csacognitiveassets

11 ай бұрын

​@@Dan280974It won't. There is a meteor headed for Earth in the next 14,000 years.

@rivivuel8188

11 ай бұрын

ICE CREAM! YUM! YUM! LICK! LICK! *laughing*

@joshurlay

11 ай бұрын

​@Dan280974 I can see that. The remnants of human civilization living in giant bubble cities built to protect citizens from the super hot and uninhabitable environment. Of course this means only the richest bloodlines survived. This is in contrast to maybe some people who survive in some of the coldest spaces on the planet, either at really high latitudes or hopefully even the tropics of Antarctica, if that's still inhabitable.

Germany also has really good chocolates, so I'd say the wars were worth it

@yourlocaltransgirl

11 ай бұрын

Agreed, Id even go as far to say it's better than Swiss chocolate

@marcofioretti6908

11 ай бұрын

​@@yourlocaltransgirl someone is about to get nuked by the Swiss.

@Luna-pg6xd

11 ай бұрын

​@@yourlocaltransgirlyou finna get nuked like sweden bro dont say that lol

@Poliostasis

11 ай бұрын

your profile picture almost looked like the new X logo for what used to be Twitter until I looked closer

@twistedbroom

11 ай бұрын

I like Swiss cheese

The Pearl Harbor part was hilarious 😂😂😂

"It should be over in 2 weeks." 1,000,000 years later...! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yeah, I believe it. 😅

@johnnyvivic8730

11 ай бұрын

I think the joke is that this phrase defines the pandemic and is what it's memorable for 1,000,000 years later.... not that the pandemic is still happening in the year 1,000,000.

@MyUsersDark

6 ай бұрын

@@johnnyvivic8730 or is it

I love the idea that Switzerland has the power to turn any of their opposition into ash, and the only reason they haven’t done so yet is because they don’t have an opposition.

@Thirty_Five

5 ай бұрын

baba is you holy shit

in reality, they'll probably just sumarized our entire modern human history (from 200.000 years ago up until today) as "the emergence of internet" or something.

@bramvanduijn8086

10 ай бұрын

-12 000 Agriculture. 1800 Electricity. 1900 Industry. 2000 Electronics. 2050 mass extinction event. 20 000 end of dark ages.

@Hat-Kid

9 ай бұрын

@@bramvanduijn8086 2050 is too early, i'd say around 2250 is more likely

@catritonix

9 ай бұрын

​@@bramvanduijn808631 000 😨

@LadyDoomsinger

7 ай бұрын

@@bramvanduijn8086I don't think there'd be any distinction between Electricity, Industry, and Electronics thousands of years from now - it'd all just be summed up under the umbrella term of the Industrial Revolution. It's only a significant distinction to us, because it's still a comparatively recent development.

For all the talk of history repeating, all of these empires ended on quite different notes... :D

@sydneypascal9370

11 ай бұрын

But all ended😮

@RedLaundryBasket

11 ай бұрын

@@sydneypascal9370🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠

As a Taiwanese, I would love the idea of rock paper scissor deciding our independence

I died at "Kim Jong Quattro".

The transition between so many of his ads and scenes are so smooth

I asked you to roast Australia in a previous video, so it’s very pleasing to know that my country’s ultimate downfall will be our spiders, as we always knew it would be!

@hotmilo

11 ай бұрын

Australia is like a separate world. You guys have some weird animals going around, especially spider season.

@andruwgreen2531

11 ай бұрын

Didn’t y’all lose to birds tho?

@hellraiser217

11 ай бұрын

​@@andruwgreen2531 Yes but the birds warred with the flies who were then invaded and eaten by some very fat spiders who then started rapidly growing in intelligence to the point where they had to be nuked from the face of the Earth or else humanity would perish outright.

@jaketerpening3284

10 ай бұрын

@@andruwgreen2531To be fair, they were pretty big birds.

As a German I can approve of really good Schnitzel - we do have those 😊😊😊

"It should be over in two weeks" damn that's a good one

That last one hit deep. I was in grade 10 and left all my books in my locker because I thought it was just going to be two weeks. It lasted months and I couldn't study because I didn't have them. Sad boi vibes ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

@jwalster9412

10 ай бұрын

Yeah, it basically took away a good quarter of my high school time. Canada took so long to get back to 'normal'.

@MysteriousFuture

10 ай бұрын

Feels bad for the Chinese, they were the last country other than North Korea to reopen and ended up being pointless due to a recession there

@michaelporter7629

10 ай бұрын

I was in 11th grade, and I remember that my school left for Spring Break and literally never came back.

@hotmilo

10 ай бұрын

If I can remember correctly, in 2020 or 2021 more than 500 000 students dropped out of school (in South Africa) because they couldn't keep up. The school I was in is academic and mechanical engineering based (I don't know what the word in English is, but we had Civil engineering, electric, mechanical, graphical design and IT). We had about 500 students. My grade was 87. I remember they had to split all the classes (we had A,B, and C). Only grade 11 and grade 12 could go to school but had to make turns. The grade 12 on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, the 11 on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I also remember that we were writing our June exams but had to stay at home for two weeks, which was great because I had more time to study. Hundreds of small businesses had to close. Our electricity provider (Eskom) is total shit and we have loadshedding every single day. We have at least 6 hours a day without electricity. We get loadshedding three times a day. With Eskom being as shit as it is PLUS COVID even MORE businesses closed. At this point Eskom is so damn pathetic that we sometimes have 12 hours without electricity. All our electronics like fridges break because of the loadshedding. You can have solar panels but then you have to give a portion of the electricity to Eskom. The only good thing they did was legalize smoking weed, probably to calm everyone down.

@hotmilo

10 ай бұрын

I also remember our one teacher that took a photo of our grade and said that she wants to remember us if anyone dies. We love her tho.

OMG! in 0:22 when he asks how many World wars there were, zach gives the same number he gives in the "Engineering jobs in the future" video, when he says his grandpa faught in it! Multiverse is consistent wtf is this attention to detail!

Video: 1 minute ago. Zach’s comment: 1 day ago. Hulk: TIME TRAVEL!

@kaiwut

11 ай бұрын

this video was released a day early for channel members

“You’re hungry but……. That view.” How I feel living in Venice Beach.

As a German, the first one hurt 😂 but we probably deserved that

@GeekNewz

11 ай бұрын

The first was also not really your fault

@stargazer-elite

10 ай бұрын

@@GeekNewzneither was the second one as the silly mustache man was from Austria so by technicality it was Austria both times

@BruceWayne-us3kw

9 ай бұрын

@@GeekNewz Germany didn't start the first one. Austria did.

@GeekNewz

9 ай бұрын

@@BruceWayne-us3kw as I said. The first is not really their fault

@clarehidalgo

4 ай бұрын

@@GeekNewz Germany's mistake was thinking "Swiggity swooty, while they are distracted we will steal their land and booty"

0:34 my Romanian dad makes schnitzel occasionally and I can confirm this is true

I’ve been waiting 1,000,000 years for this

honestly schnitzel is fucking good and swiss chocolate also slaps

I think the most mesmerizing thing in this sketch is not the fact the guy got all answers right, but the way his friend described everything as if he was there watching it happen.

Honestly, I never thought about things becoming like this. Those poor future students who want to become historians will have so much to memorize.

@nnnp634

10 ай бұрын

I don't know any historian, but I imagine they have a broad general knowledge and are experts in one or at most a few specific periods within specific context. They probably know how to efficiently find get deeper knowledge on any other period, but I doubt many of them simultaneously know details about WWI nad early Rome

@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets

8 ай бұрын

Most knowledge on human history would likely be lost due to civilizations collapsing hundreds (if not thousands) of times over that span of time. That far into the future their only frame of reference for this time period would probably just be some dug up fossilized skeletons in goofy poses holding the mangled remnants of smart phones and they'd never be able to make sense of any of it. We won't be painted in a dignified light, is what I'm trying to say.

@LadyDoomsinger

7 ай бұрын

We already have over 200000 years of human history to learn (though a lot of it remains unknown because there's no surviving record) - we condense most of it down to the most significant events - usually wars - in history class already. If you had to account for all of human history, even just all that is known and on record, it would already take a ridiculous amount of time to recount and be impossible to memorize. There's no reason to believe the future will be any different.

@MyUsersDark

6 ай бұрын

@@LadyDoomsinger Yeah, well the difference is that all of history from now will be so well documented, as well as there simply being more. The only difference is quantity

@LadyDoomsinger

6 ай бұрын

@@MyUsersDark Well, unless some kind of post-apocalyptic scenario happens in which such documentation is lost 😁 Also, we *do* in fact have a ridiculous amount of documentation about the past, not just written accounts, but physical evidence, such as archeological digs and artifacts, and such - far more than could reasonably be summed up in a high school or even college history class. And that's not even getting into whatever inferences we can make about the past based on that evidence. There is a reason people study history at university level, you know.

Hilarious segue to Babble! Also, Winnie the Pooh will chase you down, Zach, for showing that Taiwan will be free in 747,977 years.

1:59 for north korea - I would've said that the rocket they were trying to send up was so massive but with all the puny budget spent on that - instead of landing in the ocean - it landed on their country which exploded then and there.

Do the history classes then remember the ancient musical classic "Go Jesus, it's your birthday" as composed by Pilate and the Boyz?

6:05 “if you hear good news, keep it to your F**ing self” 😂😂😂😂😂

Love your content keep up the great work

3:23 “that’s why theres no more Sweden” that actually perfectly describes the Swiss’s power levels, and you can’t tell me I’m wrong

@yesplatinum7956

10 ай бұрын

switzerland could never

@emeryduhgamer

10 ай бұрын

Not until you say their chocolate is ass they couldn’t

I wish this was made into a Year 1,000,000 series

ok but the "Kim Jong Quatro" pun was absolutely hilarious

The writing in these is always so incredible. It's seriously impressive.

6:40 XD

So proud of us Serbs starting that first one🎉

its always funny seeing people try speaking swedish, great vid.

4:59 he says jesus came back on april 20th in Jerusalem, a place with a lot of jews. Now, i don't know if this was intentional or not, but adolf hitler's birthday is on april 20th

@KcFish09

8 ай бұрын

420 means weed

@striker-zq1040

8 ай бұрын

@@KcFish09 cool, more meaning to it. But still, I'm wondering if he knew about hitler's birthday when writing that joke

Zach, your KZread channel is the only skit channel that legitimately never disappoints me. Most other skit creators are hit-or-miss, but you nail it every time.

@nickronca1562

11 ай бұрын

I think Caleb City always hits

@aolien2739

11 ай бұрын

@@nickronca1562 truuuu

@MyUsersDark

6 ай бұрын

@@nickronca1562 He's the OG

We're living in the year 2000 and considered that 4000 years ago already ancient. In the year 1 million we'll probably call that more than just ancient 😂

@TheAnonymousKnightOfJustice

4 ай бұрын

SUPER ANCESTRAL CORRELATION OF LOST KNOWLEDGE MIGHTY TRANSITIONAL MEGAAINCENT.is probably the term😂

@Ammiad

17 күн бұрын

Primal

0:17 as a German, I love this XD

As a history nerd I simply love this.

2:39 I'm curious how such a feat (reforming Pangea) would be achieved if a "realistic" sci-fi movie was made on it 🤔. If it breaks the laws of physics, it's not "realistic", e.g. inventing anti-gravity or using anti-matter without electromagnets.

Swedish: "It's just a prank" Switzerland: This calls for a 2001 incident but bigger 🗿

Glad to hear that Germany still exists in the year 1.000.000 even if it's just for austrias food.

“what caused them?” “germany” hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

3:39, that translator must be Sam O'nella

You know each time all continents combine the super continent has a different name right? 2:20

in the year 692137 poland launched the whole country into space thus ending the "poland can't into space" meme

“&airplane emissions, & then we were all Gucci after that” is my favorite line in cinezactic history

that iran joke was actually pretty accurate ngl

"How many world wars have there been?" "15432." "And what caused them?" "Germany." as a german i found that really funny

@MR_ZERO230

7 ай бұрын

As a German how do u learn about ww2

@_kawaii_kowai_Kun.2004

7 ай бұрын

@@MR_ZERO230 We learn how democracy in the Warmia Republic came to an end and how Hit*** Had his rise. Also the invasion of other and countries his ideology. Until the victory over the NaSIiic. And also about the camps. But not about Japan Italy and the others. I only found out later that others besides these two were allied with the 3rd Reich. Which is kind of sad. We don't learn anything about the Allies either. I'm very interested in JP and have always been disappointed that so much comes out of a lot. But when I wrote my exam there was Corona Which is why we only watched documentaries in history. I always got an A in history. And I was very sad that we didn't actually learn anything in history. Everything I know is 90% self-taught. The same with languages ​​like English and Japanese.

Beautiful closing line! And great video.

The Japanese American war had me dying! Best part of the whole video

Bro had the nicest friend helping him study, that friend is gonna be the real reason he passes this test

As a Mormon, that Mormon Crusades one was funny. 😂

@KnuttyEntertainment

9 ай бұрын

5000 years after we secured the holy land of Missouri, we retrofitted the New Zion temple into a spaceship and then relocated to colonies on Kolob.

4:26 very clever editing there lol

2:59 Thats not the funniest war. The funniest war is Australia vs Emu's

@THAT_INTERNET_GUY_REAL

4 ай бұрын

Yep

SMOOTH AF TRANSITION INTO THAT BABBEL ADVERTISEMENT! lol

If humanity survives this long I feel this could be pretty accurate seeing how advanced our system of documentation is.

As a german I can confirm that we will be the reason for all fututr world wars, but will be forgiven due to schnitzel being too fkn delicious

2:25 I would've answered - because it killed us all first. Then it reversed itself - so the planet itself wouldn't be destroyed.

Kim Jon Quadro killed me lmao

I would actually want to learn this history 😂

@iibreezy2x868

11 ай бұрын

Ur living it😂

that pearl habour thing really would be a genius move 😂

I usually skip the add read, but you uploaded an 11 minute masterpiece last week so I’ll throw you a bone. Thanks for all the laughs Zach!

Ancient Maldives? “The whole country sank under water like a million years ago”

As an Australian I can confirm nothing bad would come from torching everything with more than 2 legs

@Vertraic

6 ай бұрын

Nah man, I LIKE Pork and Beef in my diet. Now, more than FOUR legs... Well, I guess TECHNICALLY torching cows and pigs is part of that? Just not all at once or with too big a flame:D

The least realistic part of this is the idea that Switzerland and Sweden need translators

I think the funniest war was probably the emu one.

@a_d3mon

11 ай бұрын

Yea, I don't think ANYTHING could beat that... BUT I have been wrong before soooo...

This is my favourite one of your videos. Love the sneaky ad integration lol

It's a shame how accurate this is.

As a Swiss person, it hurts to hear "Swiss prime Minister". (We have 7 ministers, no prime one and no president) (Well, there is a president among the ministers but he has no more power than the other 6, it is just a title)

1:43 lol that was hilarious and will not happen

@ImNotReal574

7 ай бұрын

Yes it will.

That schnitzel is amazing

I love the optimism that Earth will survive to the year 1,000,000. But the Pangea idea just might work...

"Kim Jong Cuatro"💀

3:30 So, since Germany was responsible for all wars, does this imply the translator was from Germany?

@Zachyshows

10 ай бұрын

No, just world wars

I love how the student studying is like “I’ll never know all this” and then he continues to know the answer to every question in full detail