😂😂😂 she learned how to whisper in a helicopter 😂😂

@lesley5380

8 ай бұрын

Brilliant 😂

@anthony562

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@74alyse

8 ай бұрын

hearing is the last sense to go and she did not understand that the brother heard her.

@goodpainlive1

8 ай бұрын

that was hilarious

@freestate4564

7 ай бұрын

Jamie Foxx said that back in '96 on his show

As a Mexican, I appreciate you being able to laugh with us, and chill with us. I was cracking up 😄...comedy is about laughing with people, the sooner we laugh together as a country, and not be so delicate and try to be so PC over everything. the sooner we can really be the greatest country in the world... Together we stand, divided we will fall ...

@nnekachapman8336

8 ай бұрын

Here, here. I completely agree with you, and I love your message. I'm Trinidadian, and I've said it all along. Keep being positive, and have a wonderful holiday season. 😊❤🎅🏽

@Luciflesh

8 ай бұрын

I love this 💯🫡

@papinacho239

8 ай бұрын

What we need is more mexicans who think like you homie nowadays our ppl by their own families and parents are raised to hate or dont like a certain demographic of mexicans despite us all being the same but I agree with you the sooner we all laugh together and understand our differences we’ll get along way better

@machinegunners3000

7 ай бұрын

​@papinacho9283 we need to support each other more rather than be envious of each other. It's a real problem within the mexican culture. There's that saying, "a Mexicans worst enemy is another Mexican." I absolutely hate that and wish it wasn't true.

@papinacho239

7 ай бұрын

@@machinegunners3000 you got that right bro hopefully soon we can all get along cuz Mexico has potential to be a global leader but we stop ourselves cuz of bs and greed

So true 😂I lived in South Texas an hour from Mexico. It’s always someone watching. No lie, I’m black and I started watching the neighbors houses too when they were away. Like for real no break ins for 4 years and just about everyone got a gun too.

@rickprime83

8 ай бұрын

You should come down during Charro Days for the Sombrero fest in Brownsville, lot of food, drinks and music. Everybody welcome.

@Londaw23

8 ай бұрын

@@rickprime83 I went to college in Brownsville, for a short time.

@Iammikeyrivers

7 ай бұрын

Your cute btw

@ddave7026

7 ай бұрын

Same. South Texas love thy neighbor

@Londaw23

7 ай бұрын

@@Iammikeyrivers thank you

Ali is the fucken best 😂 “Neighbor hood watch is on your ass” I can definitely see an abuelita keeping and eye out 😂

Facts I love Hispanics I was the only black guy in a all Mexican neighborhood store and restaurant owners became friends and neighbors would take my dogs and watch them for me if it happened to rain and I wasn’t home or they got out they would feed them and watch them until I got home I love Hispanics fucking helped me fix my car cut my grass no charge man look say what you want they really are a United people can’t come to my house without them screening you or calling me and asking if I know you

@Jenndaniellee

5 ай бұрын

Damn, ngl you’re cute. Living with Mexicans is great but dating one is better 🤪✨😏

@airiksg817

5 ай бұрын

Sometimes I'll stay with family friends and she would come and talk to me and be like. Hey, I've noticed this car's been parked across the street for about 2 hours now. I'm not sure if I should call the cops and I'd be like do you want me to ask 'em what they're doing here? She'd be like no, I don't know and so I'd go and ask and the person's like oh sorry, I've just been having a conversation for this whole time and I didn't want to drive...

@paulbarragan5732

5 ай бұрын

That’s Mexicans for you brother. We’re always here to lend a hand.

@dangercat9188

4 ай бұрын

Just remember that not all of us are mexican. I hate when people, mainly non east coast Americans say that stuff. It's like saying Asian and then only talking about Chinese folks 🤦‍♂️

@DrAldoGuerra

3 ай бұрын

He thanks for the love to us hispanics, and you're cute

Im glad after the Mexican boots incident you had, you still gave us another chance.

As a Mexican that's not racist lol it's hilarious 😂. Love you Ali much love to you

@samsneadd

8 ай бұрын

Its sad tht today we have to even say tht cause ppl of all races and places are just so damn sensitive. I too have found myself in the comments lettting everyone know that I am ... And i was laughing and not offended.

@marthawilliams8876

7 ай бұрын

As a Mexican, I’m not offended either. I think when people get offended is when they clump all Latinos/hispanics in one. My husband is black and would get mad at his dad when he would generalize and say that Mexican. My husband would always say how you know they Mexican, did you ask them?

@NurseVale33

5 ай бұрын

As a Mexican, I agree 😂😂😂😂 i think it’s so funny bc is so real 😂

“Where you learn to whisper in a helicopter?” Lmfao!!!

Yup. Mexican parties ain't no joke. Food out on 2 tables all night. Kids sleeping on 2 chairs. Uncles passed out on lawn chairs. Grandma watching TV with a Corona, watching a drama or the kids playing, men talking about work at 3 in the morning, women somewhere there's a comfortable bed-even on an airmattress. Cousins all over the bedroom floors with bags of hot chips and candy. Then at around daybreak the damnrooster wakes everyone up and they start cleaning to loud music pissing off the neighbors😊😂🔊🎵🎶

@NurseVale33

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 giiiiiirl soooo real

@mindymorgan8479

5 ай бұрын

This is what I miss the most!

@bigbodykarate6403

5 ай бұрын

A la Verga , giving me straight up flash backs haha .

@Arrona222

5 ай бұрын

With Selena or Tigres del Norte or even Ramon Ayala music

@vargasmartin7143

4 ай бұрын

This is all latino fiestas. From Mexico to Argentina we all act the same 😂

"put that down thats not yours" 😂😂😂😂😂 as a fellow houstonian he told no lies, its always somebody home and some shit poppin in the mexican neighborhood...good times to be had

This is hilarious. I have been married to a Mexican man for 10 years and you described everything perfectly. 😂

@602State

6 ай бұрын

@QueerdoLocAsians are bad for the economy

I'm always watching my neighbor's houses. I'm Mexican. That made me laugh. 😂 I instantly recognized I was that person. 🤣

@doracampos2088

5 ай бұрын

You’re a good neighbor 😊🇲🇽

@julvwildcat190

5 ай бұрын

@@doracampos2088 🤣🤣🤣

I live next door to a Dominican family. I can confirm this is all true. I was hit by a stray bullet and they started coming out from everywhere trying their best to keep me from bleeding out. They were awesome and now tell everyone that I am family! Shout out to the Hispanic community! #family

As someone who lives in Mexico, I can confirm all of this is true. My neighbors are the reason why I fell in love with the culture. And, yes, every neighborhood has a Carlos, too! 😆

@MarinaESC-gt9ri

7 ай бұрын

There is a Maria and a Carlos in every Mexican family . Mines has 3 carlos😂😂😂😂

@WarriorJournals

7 ай бұрын

Guau, I feel less Mexican now. Mi familia doesn't have a Carlos. I've lost count of the Maria's though.😄@@MarinaESC-gt9ri

@johrathbun

6 ай бұрын

Don't forget your primo,@@MarinaESC-gt9ri , Juan!

That neighborhood watch shit is real. One time we werent home and our neighbor noticed a car she didnt recognize in our driveway, she went up to the door and knocked on the door all brave and shit and started questioning them. It was my aunt and uncle that were there to fix our bathroom.

Pure facts, partying with mexicans are different, you will end up in your neighbors yard being Mexican lol

Ali siddiq and chappelle are the 2 best comedians i have ever seen live. 2 different styles and both KILLED😂

@frederickamilner558

8 ай бұрын

I agree

@resah18

8 ай бұрын

It's that Richard Pryor inheritance.

@OllyhayOffittmay

4 ай бұрын

Can’t forget Gastor Almonte! 😁

Luv, Ali Siddiq😂😂😂! His delivery is so natural and unmatched!

@karrie354

8 ай бұрын

❤😂 that is EXACTLY what I was going to say.. I've watched all of his videos!!

He said any Hispanic people.. I'm like 🙋🏽 and my mom is maria! And my abuela would def say that😂.. somebody pleazzze put Ali in a movie 🥰🤣🤣

I’m near Huntsville, Texas! Love Texas Latinos and Latinas… they have hearts of gold. Proud to be their neighbor!

2:24 😆Mexican, grew up in Socal. Never did our house get broken into it. There was always someone home and lights on. With 8 kids and too many backyard dogs, there was always someone running around. We knew when our neighbors were away and when someone new was around. You don't screw around with a Mexican house. Someone did try to steal our beat up car, but one of us ran out and scared him away. 👀 Always watching.

If your at a latino party and you didn't see how the drinks were made or WHO made them let your first drink sit for a min 😂😂😂

@jaythemachine3845

7 ай бұрын

Same thing with the salsas!. Gotta be careful with those too lol

@42Ccastro

6 ай бұрын

As the one who usually makes them, that's good advice. I make the kind that don't taste like alcohol. They usually find out when it's too late. 😂

@iecomputersandmore4663

7 күн бұрын

Make sure they open bottles in front of you.

Been on the lawn myself. Mexican party are the best!! You ain't leaving That house sober or hungry!!😅

I appreciate how Ali handled those ladies. He wasnt mean, or try to use that interuption opportunity to disrespect those ladies. He's very smart and understood they were just naturally loud and aint know no better. He got his point across and a laugh. Very smooth. Id definitely pay to see him live just based off how classy he carries himself.

You call it street pharmaceutical rep, I call it urban pharmaceutical distributor

@saradavis9137

8 ай бұрын

Oooh I like 😏✌️

@heathertea2704

8 ай бұрын

That's a New one. 😁

@nicolevahai5982

8 ай бұрын

Upd

@Malik_Free

7 ай бұрын

I just call it the plug lol

@logan5326

Күн бұрын

🤣😂😭

I'm Mexican and I don't see no racism in saying that work you have me rolling haha keep it up bro

@Utubedeletescomments

7 ай бұрын

Racism? Why would it?

@jdelamora3770

4 ай бұрын

That's what I'm saying why would it

That lady was DYING for a solid 3 minutes, haha. He is not lying about the Hispanic culture, at all. Grew up around several in the Hispanic community. Love yall.

LMAO!!! I grow up next the Mexicans as well and boy did they know how to PARTY!!! 😂😂😂❤

@kingjellybean9795

8 ай бұрын

To the point ya wanna start slashing tires on a Tuesday night... fuckin settle down Hector, your my ride to work

@34blackula

8 ай бұрын

Oh yeah, you might not know what the party is about lol but you be out there with their asses because they won't let you just walk by.

@cjohnson_

8 ай бұрын

7 days a week!!! It's going up on any random day 😂😂😂😂

@cjohnson_

8 ай бұрын

​@@kingjellybean9795😂😂😂😂😂😂

@elianamejia7045

5 ай бұрын

😂

Houston texas culture is black&brown 💯✊🏾✊🏿Love it.

Massive Respect. Massive Blessings. One Love. Thank you for the laughs Mr.Siddiq.🫶🏽

Sign of a great comic is improvisation. Bro used that moment of them talking to give a bonus laugh. 🔥

Living in a Mexican neighborhood in Texas I however am yet to see a dude sprawled out on his lawn lol. Fingers crossed I'll see it soon 😂😂😂

@davidday2373

8 ай бұрын

Just to let you know, in case youre ever invited to your neighbors party...., Margaritas are a woman's drink. Mexican men don't go around drinking a lady's Margaritas.

@bleepbloop404

8 ай бұрын

​@@davidday2373yea only women can handle how strong they are. Men need the weaker stuff... or they end up spending the night in the grass ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@hang1893

7 ай бұрын

So a drink thats mostly tequila with a squirt of Lime juice is a womans drink? Then i guess im a woman then. @@davidday2373

Ali is so dam good as a story teller ❤

"Them margaritas got your ass, uh, bruh?" 😂

i always thought it was rude the audience is talking while comedian is on stage. if u want to talk, pick your ass up, an leave the place. nothing u saying is funnier then what he is saying

@animefreak122ist8

8 ай бұрын

You could also argue he has a good and familiar rapport with his audience. That being said I agree that talking during his performance is a bit rude

@PLEASURE_MeMe

8 ай бұрын

Agreed

@sherylmoss642

8 ай бұрын

The late great Paul Mooney didn't play that I remember a club he was performing in Washington DC A person was on the phone having a conversation he heard it and stopped the show and tore the audience member a new butt hole It's rude and disrespectful If you want to talk stay the fuck home Had that happen in the movies where I've told people to shut up

@valeedadavidson678

8 ай бұрын

ALWAYS IN WASHINGTON IT'S ALWAYS DISRESPECTFUL.

@jessicagirts3250

8 ай бұрын

Yeah people have NO RESPECT ANYMORE, everyone thinks they’re the main character….. wonderful days of social media….. 😂😂😂

I lived in a neighborhood with Mexicans and someone in their home is ALWAYS up😂😂😂 and their alcohol is NOT the same. Same as Jamaican or Dominican alcohol...it's strong‼️

Out here being fkn Mexican 😂😂😂

I grew up in Houston and Ali isn't lying. We had the Hispanic neighbors that used to watch our house. The lady of the house would come over and make faces at my moms baracho beans. (They weren't right, smh). It was nice of her to teach mama how to do it properly.

Mannn when I lived in Dallas my neighbor stayed keeping me up to date with things that were going on, and every holiday she'd give me tamales.

You are a breathe of fresh air!!! Real comedy! Love your timing and storytelling!! ❤ GBless

I love my Hispanic neighbors 😂

@davidday2373

8 ай бұрын

Its Tamales season! You know how good of neighbors you are if they bring you a bag of tamales or not.

This brother always makes me laugh harder than ever and I hope to get to see his new show in San Antonio. Keep spreading your joy brother

@vahuntress5940

5 ай бұрын

I am here today because a Hispanic family saw a guy breaking into my house. They called multiple times and I didn't answer that thought the person had did something to me. I was sleep and heard nothing. They held the guy down until the police arrived. They thought their were others because of the screeching car and items found outside from 2 other neighbor's home. OMG the food they cooked for parties was unreal and usually they sent us a plate.

I thought i was watching a bootleg dvd from the 2k era😂, that lady talked all through the show.

"My friend" lol! True! 🔥 ❤

He ain't lying about Spanish neighbors lol I'm Puerto Rican and I had some Cuban neighbors and Brazilian neighbors when I moved into my neighborhood a couple years back. I had one of my friends pulled up and wait for me at my crib while I got out of work and both my neighbors came out questioning who he was and they hit me up to let me know lol I don't know how they got my number either lol but it's good to know I got that type of security

As a Hispanic we always love to joke the impposible and party like it’s the end of days lol 😂 so this hit SPOT ON 😂😂😂😂

in d a good Hispanic neighborhood with traditional values. if one of us sees someone or a car that we don't know, the entire neighborhood watch instantly finds out 🤣

When other ethnic groups tell you not to intake more than two of their drinks, Listen ‼️‼️‼️ I'm Jamaican we have a rum called John Crow Batty,,,,, It translates to a vultures ass 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 yep

@logan5326

Күн бұрын

Hahaha 😂🤣😭….I tried that in 8 Rios…🥴🥴🥴🤕

"Do something with her, your a@##es going to jail"😅😅😅😅

Yo....my Mexican neighbors be blasting that reggaetton all hours of the day and night.

The fact that all Latino being called Mexican 😂yeah call them out for talking on the audience 😂

"These Mexican neighbors were friendly. They did not have on BOOTS" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Grew up in south central LA hella mexicans all you hear kn weekends is ay ay ay but i loved it 😂😂

This was a good set, and he ain't lying. Ive definitely experience variations if this theme. The Mexican homies cool af to live around down south.

I'm hispanic and this is true. We are like that. We look out for one another. You don't even have to ask...we got you lol. Best believe nobody gonna take your stuff💯😂🤣😂

This is so true! I used to live in the student family housing at my university and sure enough, the Mexican family always let me know when/if the maintenance stopped by. I miss my old neighbors. Also, I’m Mexican, nosy and home most of the time and you better believe I’ll be letting my neighbors know if something looks shady

Not a mexican, but as a south American, i relate and dont think is racist at all!!! 🤣😂🤣

A Street Pharmaceutical Representative. You need to give resume advice cause this is gold😂😂😂

I can't wait until January 28th when I get to see you live!! I love the way you tell a story!! I laugh until I'm crying

How you gon' tell somebody IN SPANISH that their asses stink "TOMORROW"?!?🤣🤣🤣

Love you Ali. I have to go so I can binge watch your specials beginning with DOMINO EFFECT.

It’s the Godamn roosters lol you getting up whether you want to or not

“Where did you learn to whisper, in a helicopter (0:55)?” lol 🤣

Carlos was shit faced from the night before. I done been there more than once. Passed out in my front lawn in the morning😂😂😂

Ali the 👑 of Storytelling Comedy ain’t nobody fucking with him .

Guy is really involved with his audience on and off stage kudos brother

She snitched too fast

Lowkey he ain't lying its 4am and it looks like we sleepin but im chillin with my german Shepard waiting for a mothaEffrr. 😂

This is really beautiful. If more people would listen to this, we could cure racism in this country. Ali, keep on keeping on, Bro. You are special.

"...where you learn to whisper in a Helicopter" WTF LOL OMG 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Al Hamdulillah I love this Brother May Allah continue to reward him and his family Ameen

🇲🇽😂😂😂 lolz "my fren" So true. I already knew you were about to end up on that grass when you went to drink with your neighbors.

Mad respect to you ! For making us laugh !

There’s an abuelita looking out the window every second of every day just remember that

Ali would be invited to all my messican family functions💯

omg 😂already got me with "i used to be a street pharmaceutical rep"

Ali is the best Mexican I know

Hot damn Ali is goated 😂😂 learned to whisper from a helicopter I’m stealing

Where you learn how to Whisper? IN A HELICOPTER 😅😅😅

“Them margaritas got your ass huh boy?”😂😂😂

Ali is really one da best out there.

she snitched right away 😂

gotta love his delivery ❤❤😂

Hispanic neighborhood watch good looking out. Back in the day when I live in Austin I loved those frozen margarita at taco cabana !!!

"learned how to whisper in a helicopter" 😂😂 Ali im gonna use that 1 .

This was actually really good!

😂😂😂 she snitching 😅

The seasoning part is hilarious. I love that

Not gonna lie, that was hilarious. Thank you for a good laugh my man.

I can confirm "Mexican Neighborhood Watch". My mom constantly has me try to find out who is parked in front of our house or our direct neighbor's houses to make sure that the person parked is not up to no good.

I ❤ Me some Alii comedy 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

As a Mexican, let me tell you... men dont drink Margaritas, thats a lady's drink. Just to let black people know. Its friuty for a man to drink a Margarita.

You invited to the carne asada any time Ali. 😂😂 🍻 🇲🇽

He said he wanted to be the best storyteller. I can't think of anyone better rn.

Best part is how you can yell at them for nothing and they'll still invite you to their party next week.

Idk if it’s the topic, delivery, or wha but I was smiling and laughing the whole time 😂

Thank you for making me laugh this evening. God bless.

“Where did you learn to whisper? A helicopter?” 😂

Ali Sadiq is the realest. He is soooooooooooo funny

So true! I told my husband that a Hispanic neighborhood would be so great to live in! My parents bought two condemned side by side shotgun houses in a Houston barrio in the 80s. Crack houses and cat houses next door and drug dealers on the corner. We lived in one when they were still dirt poor before I hit preschool. My former Mexican nanny married our El Salvadorian family friend, whom my mom started her landscape design company with, and sold the other house for like 10,000 grand. They lived in that tiny house with three generations of family, and my brothers and I later took turns living in the remaining house next door. They watched out for us 24/7 and come over to take care of urgent matters when we weren't there.