Hipster Massage ASMR Roleplay | The Elusive Masseuse

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‘Ello, ‘ello, ‘ello - it’s time for another stress relief appointment with another ‘mediocre gentleman’ for a relaxing Indian head massage ASMR roleplay.
This fella’s a hipster (do people still say that? I’m quite old), but don’t judge him solely on that. After all, he promises to pamper you with personal attention and positive affirmations as he delicately and deftly massages your head with relaxing sounds and whispered cockney eccentricities. Thank you all for watching and enjoy!
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🎙 What is ASMR? 🎧
ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response) is synaesthesia of the soul. It’s a relaxing feeling, it’s a tingling down the spine, or it’s simply a sleep aid. Whether it’s being ‘held’ by someone you have confidence in, or ‘looked after’ by someone with authority, or just feeling ‘safe’ with someone you trust, it uses audio-visual triggers to enable you to let go of your worries and stresses - even just for a bit.
📽 What is FPC? 🎞
FPC (first person cinema) takes all the relaxing elements of ASMR but has much more of a focus on immersion and the suspension of disbelief. It’s kinda like being the main character in your own short movie, with popular figures you know and love, or entirely created worlds - just for you. There won’t be any visible mics or traditional triggers in these videos, and they will seem more unintentional than the usual ASMR videos - but they are unique and relaxing experiences designed to transport you to different places, worlds, and times.
Disclaimer: This video is intended for relaxation. Any views, opinions, or advice expressed is purely for the purpose of entertainment, and to induce tingles through ASMR. These videos are not a substitute for traditional medicine, therapy, or any other professional medium, and should not be treated as such! Take all the advice with a pinch of salt, and certainly don’t take it to heart. That being said, please enjoy them, benefit from them, and hopefully get those warm, tingly feelings. Oh, and it’s not for kids.

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  • @amymyers5503
    @amymyers5503Ай бұрын

    Jim - Thanks for being here every week. Your creativity, dedication, and hard work are appreciated. Why is the sound of someone smoking so oddly emotionally comforting? It's not the smoking itself, but it's the breathing. Like someone is in the same room or next to you. It's been a dreadful day. My cat crossed the Rainbow Bridge. I laid down for a nap and you lulled me to sleep about 15 minutes in, so I'm going to watch it again. Thank you.

  • @turqussy

    @turqussy

    Ай бұрын

    im sorry about your cat ):

  • @goddessvamplou

    @goddessvamplou

    Ай бұрын

    I'm so sorry to hear about your cat passing. 💙 I'm sure it's raw right now. But, you loved them and grief hurts. Sending some digital hugs to you if you want them.

  • @amymyers5503

    @amymyers5503

    Ай бұрын

    @@goddessvamplou Thank you. His name is Bubba

  • @chookinathunderstorm3446
    @chookinathunderstorm3446Ай бұрын

    SO Jim we are all obviously aware, by reading some of the comments here and throughout other creation posts of yours, that your work truly matters in this world. You are very fortunate ( and as smart and agile as a whip) to have found your work niche that you love and as a bonus benefits others who often use your created characters as a psyche soothing, sounding board when nobodyelse is about. I have to confess to entering into your different consulting rooms or scenes, more than one or even half a dozen times. Sometimes even for a bit of a quiet rant at a particulaly nasty character. Which is still good for the soul. Streams of lovely empathy from this bloke and perfect timing as I've started waking up startled after dreaming I've forgotten my wonderful old mum, left abandoned and alone all night, wherever I have been that previous day. It is hard to shake and get back to sleep. It was the same when my dad passed. I am not sad though as she is released from her last two years of nightmarish suffering and is now finally, as she begged to be, with dad and her parents that she thought were still alive somewhere needing her help. Also, together again with her joyful, cheeky gang of friends that all passed many years before her dementia began. I AM actually happy and immensely relieved and relaxed since her funeral last month released all of the stress and opened up clearer times ahead for both of us. So I'm not really grieving at all. I was grieving more for her living in mental and physical torment, with no medical intervention able to prevent it. I miss her happy true self but I am not grieving her being gone. As an only child it is easier too without more other teary faces to keep starting me up. My subconcious cannot seem to grasp that though, like it is a separate train running on an old track. Thank YOU Jim. Being from OZ I appreciate the touch of eucalyptus as well as the cool down.

  • @jkhartley1260

    @jkhartley1260

    Ай бұрын

    You express yourself very well, and what you wrote is very moving. Thank you for sharing this here; it means a lot. ❤

  • @chookinathunderstorm3446

    @chookinathunderstorm3446

    Ай бұрын

    @@jkhartley1260 Thank you jk for your note of appreciation, I know many are turned off from reading comments that are not succinct and smoothly straight to the crux of the matter. I can't seem to summon up succinct though I do try. I always find I've hit fire hose mode. You say you were moved, so you must have experienced or be experiencing the same grossly unjust situation that just should not exist. It hits so fiercely when you are helpless to even bring normal painless existence to the one who has spent all her life dedicated to keeping pain away from your own self as mothers and fathers naturally do. My mum lived a harmless good life, being good to others. She experienced some head injuries growing up in rough, isolated remote areas, where town doctors were too far away in those old days. Early onset dementia is such an unntold injustice that crushes so many people. Please tell your kids to look after their heads or dementia may eventually crash land them in later life, yet leave them to survive on and on in a situation of the worst defenceless vulnerability. At the time of life the elderly have the earned peace to enjoy it all.

  • @mieastra
    @mieastraАй бұрын

    I read the title as "Hipster Massacre" at first and was like "woah they can be asshats but I dunno, Jim..."

  • @Travis_Phelps.

    @Travis_Phelps.

    Ай бұрын

    better than.. better than what i read

  • @ricebeansrockroll882

    @ricebeansrockroll882

    Ай бұрын

    I read it the same way, but I pictured a group of hipsters going postal.

  • @ausomeaspie
    @ausomeaspieАй бұрын

    Just what I need, relaxing massage from a cockney hipster. I LOVE the cockney accent. Although all of these videos are intended to be relaxing, some are more ASMRy than others, I usually find myself needing to stay awake to watch what is going on because they are so exciting. As I am under the weather at the moment and very sleepy, a more traditional, relaxing video I can just fall asleep to is most welcome! ❤

  • @victoriancuddler
    @victoriancuddlerАй бұрын

    mediocre gentlemen has gotta be my fav series of videos, the English teachers also plus that one mafioso doc patching us up.

  • @KiaraM
    @KiaraMАй бұрын

    Thank you so much my dear "mediocre gentleman" for this heavenly massage, I really needed it 🥰🥰🥰 how beautiful is the sound of oil and your hands rubbing against each other, your pampers are always super appreciated ❤

  • @catherinejustcatherine1778
    @catherinejustcatherine1778Ай бұрын

    A delightful lad A lovely bit of personal attention Best wishes to you too, Jim (Second comment because I believe the first one never materialized) Dear algorithm, please share Jim with others. He's so underrated

  • @jkhartley1260
    @jkhartley1260Ай бұрын

    This is so wonderful! The closeness to the camera, and looking straight at the viewer creates an intimacy that helps me to relax and be present in the moment, enjoying this gift that you’ve given us. I didn’t want it to end and I kept checking to see how many minutes were left and feeling disappointed that it wasn’t going to last longer. I’m sure I’ll be revisiting this video very often in the future; for the kind words, your beautiful slate coloured eyes (grey and blue, it’s really unique and deep, adding such physical beauty to the beauty and tenderness of your words.) It’s like your soul is truly reflected in your eyes and looking into them is seeing perhaps a glimpse of your soul, at least that which you’re comfortable sharing here. Thank you Jim, truly so grateful, as this comes at just the right moment for me, just when I really needed it most, and I notice that often happens when you release a new work of art. Thank you for the warmth you’ve infused into my heart and I hope that you are being kind to yourself and treating yourself to at least one gift each day. Much Agape/Love to you and your viewers. ❤

  • @GoldenCloud524
    @GoldenCloud524Ай бұрын

    I've seen a lot of people do ASMR but I've never seen one of the best, and honestly this is one of the best channels I've ever seen.

  • @asmrenthu7321
    @asmrenthu7321Ай бұрын

    Jim is like the Tom Hardy/Gary Oldman of ASMR. A literal chameleon week to week.

  • @ladyliberty417
    @ladyliberty417Ай бұрын

    In my quiet corner with Jim and a pleasant massage ASMR- just the thing🥰 Thanks so much❣️

  • @MeandNata2
    @MeandNata2Ай бұрын

    "Robert De NEARo" ba dum tss 🤭🤣 🖤🖤🖤 'The league of mediocre gentlemen' is back in the house 😁🖤

  • @PearlGourami
    @PearlGouramiАй бұрын

    This might’ve slightly distracted me from a monster of a migraine. Hopefully that doesn’t improve on your mediocrity too much 😉 Thanks for the treat mate 🖤

  • @roseur.
    @roseur.21 күн бұрын

    something about your personal attention makes me feel safe and gives me a serene feeling, thank you so much!!

  • @ohshsu
    @ohshsuАй бұрын

    Thank you for this video. There are a lot of things you said that hit home for me. Lots of tingles too!

  • @LisaEHerzog
    @LisaEHerzogАй бұрын

    This one reminds me of some of my favorite classics of yours, I love it so much! 🌞🌞🌞

  • @TemplarsatAcre
    @TemplarsatAcreАй бұрын

    Brilliant as always Jim.

  • @kaninekodiak
    @kaninekodiakАй бұрын

    WOO finally early to an upload again!! thank you for my sleep aid after a very stressful day

  • @anberlinnewberry2965

    @anberlinnewberry2965

    Ай бұрын

    SLEEP TOKEN MENTIONED RAAAAGHHHHHH ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

  • @kaninekodiak

    @kaninekodiak

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@anberlinnewberry2965 worship 🙏

  • @valkyrja-
    @valkyrja-Ай бұрын

    Your whisper voice is so soothing

  • @Olivia-pj9wy
    @Olivia-pj9wyАй бұрын

    I never know what to expect, but I always fall asleep (positive)

  • @invicta_yami
    @invicta_yamiАй бұрын

    I'VE NEVER BEEN SO FAST- Anyway, I just wanted to say that I love your videos and every time I see a new one, I'm getting really excited hahah ❤ Hope you keep that content, it's amazing and you're very talented! Love from Poland! (Also, more Leon Kennedy one day?~... Just kidding, I'm not a simp, totally not-)

  • @ausomeaspie

    @ausomeaspie

    Ай бұрын

    I totally need another Leon Kennedy vid! I adored both but love the 1st, RE2 Leon is so hot! Older, more cynical Leon is still hot but just a tiny bit less so IMO. But I adore the personal attention in the second one.😊

  • @foulmoodcentral2830
    @foulmoodcentral2830Ай бұрын

    Yours are the kind of dulcet tones that quiet my endlessly noisy mind. as always, my thanks.

  • @jshWhelan
    @jshWhelanАй бұрын

    you are so talented!

  • @luckyday7wastaken985
    @luckyday7wastaken985Ай бұрын

    Rare 7 day post and I am here for it thank you so much

  • @siegfriedrobinette6200
    @siegfriedrobinette6200Ай бұрын

    Well, bloody hell, Jim, I appear to have come down with a severe case of longing. Thank you for such lovely content. ❤

  • @lorifromtemeculaca426
    @lorifromtemeculaca426Ай бұрын

    Goodness me, I need this!

  • @amonimon
    @amonimonАй бұрын

    Perfect ❤

  • @NyxGuyASMR
    @NyxGuyASMRАй бұрын

    Such a lovely, gentle video. Thank you. It was a great reset during the middle of the day. I’m curled up in the windowsill in my (home) office, with a giant captain’s mug of tea, 2 of my 5 dogs and the lingering effects of RSO and the video helping me to relax a bit for the first time in ages. Before this posted I was watching the “C.I.A-MI6-Interpol” series and I loved that! Fantastic storytelling. Thank you for the effort and creativity you put into your work, it is consistently fantastic

  • @noooothisispatrick
    @noooothisispatrickАй бұрын

    not the way i laughed so hard when i saw this title 😂😂😂😂 jim’s at it again 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

  • @wepr0digy
    @wepr0digyАй бұрын

    it would be so cool if sir hipster had a big old vape from 2010. so authentic thing

  • @christysank7705
    @christysank7705Ай бұрын

    This awesome

  • @Crystal_Snowflake
    @Crystal_SnowflakeАй бұрын

    Оу, это было кайфово! 🥰 Мне теперь более спокойно, а то у меня просто истерики были от последних видео 😢 я за год прослушивания АСМР поняла, что мне очень нравятся АСМР, где трогают, это очень удовлетворяет тактильный голод, странно, что такие звуки успокаивают, хорошо что такие звуки заменяют живую тактильность, потому что некому меня трогать как-то приятно, у меня многие люди прикосновениями тревогу вызывают. Даже много мурашек вызвало видео, чего от многих последних видео не было. 🤩 Как же мечтаю, чтоб появился человек, который будет меня трогать и не вызывать дискомфорт. Но звук всё ещё ужасный, года 3-4 назад он был лучше, вот мне не нравится, будто как через фильтр какой-то прогнали, какой-то не чистый и не чёткий звук, неприятно.

  • @WATCHINGBYPROXY
    @WATCHINGBYPROXY22 күн бұрын

    Lovely, thak you.

  • @Ashen-One1
    @Ashen-One1Ай бұрын

    Fighting sleep as I type this, but I have to comment about the silly little jokes; they had me cracking smiles.

  • @user-jm4rw3li1s
    @user-jm4rw3li1sАй бұрын

    The little karate chops on the shoulders is called shiatsu (she-ot-sue)

  • @Cleciav
    @CleciavАй бұрын

    Nice vid, my frie... 😴💤

  • @rachelzx97
    @rachelzx97Ай бұрын

    Please get the black dot next to your left eye checked if it is not a make up!! If it is, then plz ignore me. I see two on the right side of the neck too but they seem to be a part of make up. Did you do a vampire video before this?

  • @ChrisPomeroyOfficial

    @ChrisPomeroyOfficial

    Ай бұрын

    I’m willing to bet it’s makeup. I haven’t seen it in any other videos even from a month ago where you can clearly see that part of his face. I am not sure about how quickly skin cancer can develop in the form of a mole, but if it’s less then a month absolutely get checked out. I do believe it’s a make up choice. Along with the moles on the right side of his neck

  • @rachelzx97

    @rachelzx97

    Ай бұрын

    @@ChrisPomeroyOfficial I got this health anxiety disorder for some time and currently seeing a therapist (who doesn't work as much as I wished). So this is freaking me out as a kind of trigger too😥 we care about his health right? Apologise if there is any offence to anyone

  • @Crystal_Snowflake

    @Crystal_Snowflake

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@rachelzx97 я тоже переживаю за здоровье любимого АСМРщика 😢

  • @rachelzx97

    @rachelzx97

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@Crystal_SnowflakeThank you for the understanding. I felt it a bit rude, even parental authority, to comment like this but I also felt I need to. Although this is mostly my anxiety talking. Don't get health anxiety😅

  • @Crystal_Snowflake

    @Crystal_Snowflake

    Ай бұрын

    @@rachelzx97 оу, вы такой понимающий человек! Видимо, это зависит от менталитета, потому что у нас в России наоборот даже не извиняться за такое, а будут яро придираться к болячкам. Я люблю некоторых иностранцев за эту эмпатию, чему учусь, потому что не хочу быть жестоким человеком. Тем более, пытаюсь исцелиться после моего жестокого отца, раньше я была токсичным человеком, в какой-то степени даже Джим помог стать мне более позитивной и эмпатичной, я просто уловила это настроение с помощью пары фраз. Мне психология так же очень помогает понять, что такое жестокость и абьюзивное отношение.

  • @rachelm5105
    @rachelm5105Ай бұрын

    Oddly specific, but I feel like you’d do a really good Sebastian from Black Butler roleplay video 🤔

  • @rachelzx97

    @rachelzx97

    Ай бұрын

    He did, years ago. You can search for it

  • @rachelm5105

    @rachelm5105

    Ай бұрын

    @@rachelzx97 THANK YOUU

  • @lolno6975
    @lolno697529 күн бұрын

    This is almost as hipster as having Graham Potter in your top 3 Prem Managers of the last decade

  • @claudiabronsteijn4612
    @claudiabronsteijn4612Ай бұрын

    Hi Jim can you make part 2

  • @nataleamccaughrin2886
    @nataleamccaughrin2886Ай бұрын

    Dear Jim 5, Thank you so much for the terrific video 🤗! With my beloved maternal Aunt’s enactment of the epilogue of her ephemeral existence at the tragically young age of sixty-nine, our family has been grieving terribly. Your observation that “we call life a grind because it wears us down” is so profound and relatable 🥲! And, I loved your “Robert De Near-o” joke! Your philosophy of kindness, to ourselves and others, is exemplary. I think that I will commence bestowing myself with “a gift a day!” Thank you again, and I’m eagerly anticipating your next role play 🙏🤗❤️🎁! Love, Natalea Via Afflatus, Sunday, June 23, In The Year Of Grace 2024

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079Ай бұрын

    yes

  • @cjloud01
    @cjloud01Ай бұрын

    The Elusive Masseusive... He's real

  • @mcdaviddeservesbetter8
    @mcdaviddeservesbetter8Ай бұрын

    Another Homelander video would really hit right now

  • @Fizzchic

    @Fizzchic

    Ай бұрын

    Idk about that… but go Oilers 😂

  • @brandonlee2284
    @brandonlee2284Ай бұрын

    Gn Jim! Thank you 😪

  • @islandgayneery
    @islandgayneeryАй бұрын

    jimchi quitting ciggies!? 😮 trading hand rolled asmr for a healthy long life :)

  • @user-kt6fw2dd9k
    @user-kt6fw2dd9kАй бұрын

    日本からこんにちわ。 あなたの素敵なマッサージで私のヘルニアが治りそうな気がします。ありがとう。 私はあなたの動画をいくつか見ましたが、特にあなたの眼鏡姿の動画が好きです。 吐息もありがとう。

  • @dianaa4550
    @dianaa4550Ай бұрын

    Te amo❤

  • @breadmonkeys
    @breadmonkeysАй бұрын

  • @ambskater97
    @ambskater97Ай бұрын

    22:53 a Mr. Bungle reference? As if Jim wasn't already cool enough.

  • @GabrielKnapp-xn3xe
    @GabrielKnapp-xn3xeАй бұрын

    Is he a vampire? He has Dotson the side of his neck that look like bite marks.

  • @lesleymaher6799

    @lesleymaher6799

    Ай бұрын

    I was wondering the same thing!

  • @Mia-bf1dy
    @Mia-bf1dyАй бұрын

    Can someone tell me what that thing he's smoking is? I'm in Europe atm and keep seeing them but idk what they are... some sorta cross between a vape and a cigarette?

  • @maverickredfield8986

    @maverickredfield8986

    Ай бұрын

    E-Cigarette to my knowledge.

  • @Blank-bu2ep

    @Blank-bu2ep

    Ай бұрын

    It is a Heat not burn device for cigarettes but I don’t know the specific brand

  • @afelisya
    @afelisyaАй бұрын

    ❤❤❤Вау!!!!

  • @tempestates13
    @tempestates13Ай бұрын

    I misread "Elusive" as "elven"

  • @Siriusblack-ny7vt
    @Siriusblack-ny7vtАй бұрын

    Helloooooooooo

  • @auroralovescardigans
    @auroralovescardigansАй бұрын

    This is who Jake gyllenhaal wants to be. Ehem now that I have your attention, I believe this is the 4th attempt to ask for the return of the clumsy mortician asmr.

  • @Mappa_scout.1
    @Mappa_scout.1Ай бұрын

    . 👍👌⚡️🗿

  • @aeropuerto300
    @aeropuerto300Ай бұрын

    Bro really said "idiota"???

  • @ghoul1713
    @ghoul1713Ай бұрын

    More Ghost and Konig please ! I am hungry A

  • @Zero_Shift
    @Zero_ShiftАй бұрын

    It's Masseur not Masseuse. Unless that's part of the hipster personality joke of using fancy words wrong

  • @amymyers5503

    @amymyers5503

    Ай бұрын

    Yes. He's a cheeky monkey and a cunning linguist. 😂😂😂😂

  • @Crystal_Snowflake

    @Crystal_Snowflake

    Ай бұрын

    Я теперь впервые узнала, что в английском существуют феминитивы. И странно, что в США, допустим, очень развит феминизм, но почему я никогда не слышала за борьбу за феминитивы. У нас только в СНГ борются за феминитивы (В России очень раздражаются многие, особенно, мужчины, что кто-то использует феминитивы, женщин всячески унижают и подавляют).

  • @Crystal_Snowflake

    @Crystal_Snowflake

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@amymyers5503 нет, он просто бесполый 😂 Ну, реально, где переодевается в женщину, то там очень похож на неё, напоминает внешностью там одну мою знакомую. Даже комментарии читала и не удивляет, что он нравится лесбиянкам, он же прекрасен, как женщина (и как мужчина тоже, мужественно тоже выглядит, идеал!).

  • @Zero_Shift

    @Zero_Shift

    Ай бұрын

    @@Crystal_Snowflake the google translate version of this is really whack, but generally the english language doesnt have gendered nouns. But the language, given it's roots and the fact that it an amalgamation of like 4 major languages, borrows a lot of words. Masseuse/Masseur is french, and like most non-english languages, they have gendered words.

  • @amymyers5503

    @amymyers5503

    Ай бұрын

    @@Crystal_Snowflake Yes. Yesterday I made a comment referring to Jim expressing his gender identity, and I said he was fluid. Many people posted negative reactions. The OP deleted the comment. People haven't been paying attention. Jim has always been an ally for others and made his channel a positive place.

  • @QueenAqua
    @QueenAquaАй бұрын

    First video in about 2 years that seemed to me to have a little bit of that spark back. Only a little. But it's still there. For now, at least.

  • @Crystal_Snowflake

    @Crystal_Snowflake

    Ай бұрын

    Согласна

  • @bigd4746

    @bigd4746

    Ай бұрын

    Please do not discourage, Jim. ❤

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