Knives doesn't hurt people, people hurt people. very cliché. but true

@MarbleRyeBread

8 жыл бұрын

Facts.

@mmmchikenwangz8005

8 жыл бұрын

+oliverrevilo10 Very true, same with guns. But it still expands people's options if they wanted to hurt someone. Not the gun's or knife's fault, it's the person's. But it gives you a pretty ez way to kill someone.

@MarbleRyeBread

8 жыл бұрын

***** Do you get what he is saying? The knife itself is not dangerous. Its how you use the knife.

@maixwaix6740

8 жыл бұрын

+oliverrevilo10 what if you slip on your knife does that count as suicide then even though it was accidental?

@oliverrevilo10

8 жыл бұрын

Hahaha :) Then I guess its the knife's fault :)

In third grade I got suspended for bringing an orange cap gun to school because I'd been playing games with my backpack and I forgot it in there. I gave it to my teacher immediately in the morning when I noticed it and I got suspended for three days. My mom laughed, took me to get ice cream and said this country is going to shit.

@user-gr9co5pb1g

7 жыл бұрын

Jose Ahumada where do you live? XD

@HomoTube

7 жыл бұрын

Яна Василева in Russia

@user-gr9co5pb1g

7 жыл бұрын

FEETERKESE possibly, but his name doesn't sound very Russian XD

@HomoTube

7 жыл бұрын

Яна Василева iam Russian and my name doesnt sound russian either

@user-gr9co5pb1g

7 жыл бұрын

FEETERKESE what is it?

Hold scissors out in the open at school- No one bats an eye... School finds a multi-tool with a tiny blade attachment in your bag- *EXPELLED!!!*...

@jafflaur

6 жыл бұрын

More like hold scissors by the blade everyone's fine. Holds by handle *WORLDWIDE PANIC*

@voli293

6 жыл бұрын

Dubstep Missile It's more safer that way

@voli293

6 жыл бұрын

Ajit 'I have a micropenis' Pai Because scissors are more dull especially when they are Saftey scissors.

@wise2872

6 жыл бұрын

Entity you can still stab with them

@voli293

6 жыл бұрын

SnipingKangaroo1 I can stab with anything, but it depends how much they will cut.

Kid in my class was called on his phone during class by the school office. The kid asked the teacher to go to the office and she said yes, so he went to the office. He asked the office why they called him and got his phone taken away for having it on in class. Moral of the story: Never give the school your number

@SanderoPlays

7 жыл бұрын

Lol what a shit school.

@adoadolescent6815

6 жыл бұрын

SuperPsycho 720 principles have tried that with me, but when they saw they weren't getting it without a fist coming at them, they'll usually back down or put you in ISS which is basically in school vacation.

@randommemesweekly4417

6 жыл бұрын

lol I just play the Soviet anthem if the school tries to call me

@SAMPLETEXT285

6 жыл бұрын

*hands over phone* Jokes on you bitch I have 2 phones Oh I almost forgot that phone is a remote bomb

@wowdude5056

6 жыл бұрын

ISS is only in middle school and below why are you threatening to beat up your teachers in middle school hahahah

I was a new kid in school where another kid was almost bullying me, so I stuck a sharpened pencil in his arm, didn't get suspended.

@theenderlord2256

8 жыл бұрын

Heh. Hehe. Hehehe. HAHhahahahahhahahahahahahhahah. MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

@Cybot98

8 жыл бұрын

+TheRussianGenius Did the same exact thing with my "ink pen" idk if thats the right word in englisch. He freaking cried and talked about it 3 days later. definitely worth it!

@chef9748

8 жыл бұрын

I used to get bullied, Like chocked and mentally fucked with, so one day in class while I was next to him he was bitching about my mom and how I had no friends, So I turned around a jabbed a fucking compass point into his thigh.

@TheRussianGenius

8 жыл бұрын

DrSlurps Your creative!

@Cybot98

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah. I wasnt sure whats the real name for it. But fountain pen is probabaly the right word.

Oh wait hold on guys let me assemble my knife

@en_vy

7 жыл бұрын

Sam Games lol.

@hotwheelsmania6963

7 жыл бұрын

Ya that person need to get fired for telling the student to open up the nife when it was safer closed

@Sam-bm6yf

7 жыл бұрын

lol

@guest324

7 жыл бұрын

Sam Games

@dull_postergames3208

7 жыл бұрын

you missed the point

*Brings an rpg launcher to school* Yeah, this? Don't worry, it's just a key to my home.

@seanb6986

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@kova1577

2 жыл бұрын

It sexually identifies as one so why not?

It's a transformer for adults

reach to your pocket take your wallet open your wallet take the credit card knife close the wallet put pack the wallet in to your pocket remove the security from the credit card knife flip it the knife up close the flaps lock the flaps so many steps.. just start to run instead

@ZUBSIDERZ

7 жыл бұрын

JUGG Fire just think it was funny... there is so many steps that you need to do

@jjconway9805

7 жыл бұрын

Zubzubzub k

@minimasterd

7 жыл бұрын

Zubzubzub again, knives are tools, it isn't meant to be used on a person, it's a compact convenient knife if you need to cut stuff.

@joroladrido8095

7 жыл бұрын

There is a flaw on step #2 the next step after that is wallets gets stolen OMG lol

@sunnymak9655

7 жыл бұрын

:

I got sent to the office for bringing a fake LIGHTSABER to school for costume day!!

@grapealien4814

8 жыл бұрын

no dude it was a real light saber lol

@mrmonsterhunter808

8 жыл бұрын

I got called to the office for wearing a grim reaper mask in the 5th grade because it was too scary for the little kids. Another year, I had a nerf gun toy from McDonald's by accident in my bag and I was almost suspended for a school year for having a weapon.

@blakestallsmithofthematrix3438

8 жыл бұрын

when i was 12,for Halloween i dressed up as a hunter. i got all camouflaged up and i had asked if i could bring my bow*with no arrows duh* i was stopped by the parking police, stared at by almost every supervisor like i was gona kill sombody at any sec. all the time thinking am i gona pull an arrow out of my ass or somthing bec idk where they think im gona get an arrow.

@themoongateofficial

8 жыл бұрын

Blake Stallsmith of the matrix a real bow?

@blakestallsmithofthematrix3438

8 жыл бұрын

+Ethan Cadle yes a real bow

In Russia we all carrying knives in High School

@voli293

6 жыл бұрын

Butch DeLoria In soviet russia. Knives carry you.

@easty204

5 жыл бұрын

@@romajiroblox2957 let me guess u live England 😂

@conordesgroseilliers783

5 жыл бұрын

Lucky

@ajetsela6137

5 жыл бұрын

in Albania too

@cark1.0

4 жыл бұрын

Dimitri Hadzic, do you know what that means?

Scissors are basically two knifes so why can we not just have 1

@craftingmac6162

7 жыл бұрын

Nick S because scissors aren't knives, knives are way fucking sharper

@localbtsfancam

7 жыл бұрын

crafting mac idk, ive seen dull knives and scissors that are sharp as fuck

@acanofspam4347

7 жыл бұрын

lmao, I heard someone got suspended for bringing a plastic knife to school so he could cut his lunch why aren't scissors banned then?

@pittcrunch6513

6 жыл бұрын

Nick S I am dead

@Will-jy1ef

6 жыл бұрын

I'd bet a firm pairof scissors would cut you up way more than these flimsy 2 inch credit card knives

a pen can be a weapon

@user-we4bl5sr9w

7 жыл бұрын

Vikstar Doom the pen is mightier that the sword

@slashd0t1

7 жыл бұрын

verax spem I'd like you to try that theory out with me in a gladiator pit

@user-we4bl5sr9w

7 жыл бұрын

shashwot kc give me a reply big pen, that has a lever on it so when you pull it it makes a bang an then throwes lead at you then yeah sure

@isaiahorten101

7 жыл бұрын

Vikstar Doom I would not say that or that will be illegal in schools to

@royalphoenix395

7 жыл бұрын

pencil too

I got in-school suspension because I brought a plastic butter knife for my toast at lunch... smh

@perpetualconfusion5885

7 жыл бұрын

itsKeeei lol... I got suspension for a metal fork

@mvshies9411

7 жыл бұрын

INSANE_BANANA

@itzmediego8898

7 жыл бұрын

itsKeeei your fault everyone knows that the most used knifes are plastic butter knifes

@MoreCazador

6 жыл бұрын

Lol i got 3 days suzpension for crushing a coke can so that it cracked open and the school thought i was making a weapon.

@calasquidd8214

6 жыл бұрын

itsKeeei Wtf America???

All found knifes or any sort of utility tool, in school should be judged by intent of use. Not for having it.

@66tobi66

7 жыл бұрын

True, it be that harder part, it have to be set by what you perceive as a lie to get out of trouble, Say they didn't intend on harmful use. but they have a record for causing trouble. Ask them to empty out their bag and pockets, and say. We are holding on to the knives and will have your parents pick them up, Rather then strait up suspend or Expel them. If its a repeated offence, then set that line as a possible outcome if they continue to bring unwarranted Tools to school.

a pencil or bracelet can be a weapon COME ON PEOPLE BE SMART!

When I was about 14, the principal of my school asked me and a friend to carry some boxes to her office. When we got the boxes there she wanted to open one but couldn't because of the overly ambitious wrapping. She then asked if we had a knife to cut the box open with. We said we didn't have one because they were/are not allowed on school property. She said everyone should always have a knife handy for reasons like that. Even during school. Just leave it in your pocket and don't make a big fuss about it.

@jasonjohnson6938

9 жыл бұрын

if only if only

@AIRFORCEFREAK1

9 жыл бұрын

Ya don't do that in school because then you will be this kid and probably have a criminal record.

@BullrockMcHammergeil

9 жыл бұрын

USPATRIOT96 In the US maybe. Not in Germany, because we are way more sensible when it comes to stuff like this. Teachers in Germany would confiscate that knife and keep it until a parent picks it up. And that's the worst case scenario.

@AIRFORCEFREAK1

9 жыл бұрын

Well unfortunately in America we are extremely political correct and we believe that just taking things away from people instead of teaching them the proper use is the best way to do things. If one mother doesn't want her kid to be taught or be around something. No child will be.

@ninja29mv

9 жыл бұрын

Its true unforntunately we are extremely political, if only we where more political where we actaully should be.

That's not too bad...my daughter is an avid shooter..her and i went to the pistol range one weekend and she used her school bag to carry ammo to the range..when she got home she cleaned out her bag and re-loaded her books into it..she apparently missed an empty shell casing and when she pulled out her folder it had come out and fell onto her desk and rolled into the floor..they searched her bag and i got called at work about the ordeal while she was being treated like some sort of criminal despite me explaining WHY there was an empty shell casing in her bag...she got suspended for a week for an EMPTY shell casing! school is getting a bit too ridiculous..

@izzycirrus

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah, schools are too paranoid. Their logic: Empty shell = OMFG CODE RED CODE RED EVIDENCE OF .22 COLT MAGMA (I made up the name) EXPELL HER NOW!!!

@confucheese

9 жыл бұрын

You can thank the social justice warriors for that.

@MrSauceman09

9 жыл бұрын

2 school shootings within more than 20 years of each other and guns are now for some reason the ultimate weapon that should be feared by all. Seriously people need to stop living in this fear mentality. Some people just don't realize that a very rare thing to happen and the Blake needs to be put on the shooters mental state, not the piece of metal he was holding.

@MrSauceman09

9 жыл бұрын

Sorry about the grammar errors, I'm using mobile so I have to use auto correct, I meant blame not Blake.

@confucheese

9 жыл бұрын

Maikin Chaikin Nuggets Colt Magma sounds fucking sweet.

I was recently arrested and expelled for having one of those in my wallet.

@hithere913

4 жыл бұрын

CH192 ? Really?

@WolfMimirMori

4 жыл бұрын

Wait...What were they doing in your wallet?

@faethe000

4 жыл бұрын

No you weren't.

lol its not meant for killing people... it's a survivor knife

knives are tools hammers are tools people are tools screwdrivers are tools

@fukquro

7 жыл бұрын

Dangerous intention is the only issue

@DieselTheDirtSailor

7 жыл бұрын

Smoking well a gun is a tool too though. It's also a deadly weapon.

@colinwhitlock5148

7 жыл бұрын

TreZ/GFX that's my point. just keep things in check because people are um.. very good at making anything a weapon anyway

@colinwhitlock5148

7 жыл бұрын

it's probably more simply put, keep the tools away from morons and psychos

@colinwhitlock5148

7 жыл бұрын

man it took me forever to find this video to clarify earlier. now I look like a tool. not this kind of tool but... nevermind. I don't care about gun or knife regulation, the comment was just a joke....b...because I said PEOPLE are tools. eh? eh? comedy gold right here. but I'm a KZread commenter so I need to put my life story here. it all started when I was a young boy. I digress. now I look like a douche

anyone else here because it's in your recommended

@billythebinman8660

7 жыл бұрын

Elitedestroyer00 yea

@kingofdoom6086

7 жыл бұрын

Elitedestroyer00 yes

@tristanashe5143

7 жыл бұрын

yep

@elitedestroyer0083

7 жыл бұрын

lel

@elitedestroyer0083

7 жыл бұрын

Why is a 2 year old vid even in my recommended anyways?

LOL AS SOON AS HE SAID BRANDYWINE HIGH SCHOOL I CHOKED ON MY FOOD (I go to same school) I didn't know this happened

@cloud9821

7 жыл бұрын

What state is this in? Or is the rules by county?

@KoalaKontrolJr

7 жыл бұрын

Cloud White Delaware Newcastle county

@KoalaKontrolJr

7 жыл бұрын

Cloud White Whats also funny, I changed school sophmore year and that year, a girl died there as well. search up "Howard High school of technology fight". I live such a weird life

@bump2859

6 жыл бұрын

New Castle county cops suck

tmw you've seen kids with actual guns and/or using school supplies as weaponry running around a school yet kids with money, broken credit cards and packaged, unopened CAP GUNS get suspended and expelled.

@victoriaupchurch8880

6 жыл бұрын

I. Love your. Videos.

I see many weapons at school that could be used as a weapon hell you could knock someone out with a book for god sakes

@fulldrawoutdoors1685

7 жыл бұрын

Fuck I found a screw/large bolt in my school hello shank you could unscrew a screw and easily kill someone with them the fuck people don't realize that

@lolflowerr

7 жыл бұрын

Southern Survival I found a random big nail in my science lab, just sitting on the floor, no reason to be there.

@Wolf-xy6ri

7 жыл бұрын

I almost got suspended for bringing a butterfly trainer to school. Its bullshit you have a better chance of stabbing someone with a dull pencil than with the trainer

@finnawhale7188

7 жыл бұрын

A kid at my school used a SCHOOL landline phone as a weapon in a fight once. Never seen a knife used though. Landline phones are more dangerous than knifes.

@maxkordon

7 жыл бұрын

everything has the POTENTIAL to be a weapon but banning EVERYTHING is completely unfeasible and illogical, so why not just ban the things that are explicit weapons instead? you don't really lose anything and you potentially gain a lot of safety and peace of mind for parents.

knives are tools that can be used as weapons. Pencils and scissors are tools also that can also be used as weapons. People just need to wake up.

@SlayerVH

8 жыл бұрын

+Douglas Gardner couldn't agree more, sadly we can carry a pair of scissors to school in most schools ie the ones without metal detectors and them in half and now you have a pair of knives, athlete's carry there equipment to school, from baseball, softball, field hockey to even lacrosse sticks. I remember that schools used to even teach archery during physical education, some even fencing and we know japan teaches it since they have school clubs. Even the janitors closet is a treasure trove of potential weapons mop and broom handles don't get me started on the chemicals and sprays, putty knives and scrapers are easy weapons. Your right people really need to wake up

@editbros9025

8 жыл бұрын

+SlayerVH my school still does

@SlayerVH

8 жыл бұрын

so very true joey

@user-ft6nr2ho9g

8 жыл бұрын

I agree

@notateddy1409

8 жыл бұрын

Pencils and scissors have uses in school... What are you going to use a knife for?

anything can be a weapon. anything

@moe_lester2628

7 жыл бұрын

Andrew Hunter I can kill some on with my banana

@Shoornloo

7 жыл бұрын

Give me a length of rope and someonw will be dead

@zinexgameplays9588

7 жыл бұрын

OxiClean yeah just poke it right in there eye

@seanb6986

6 жыл бұрын

Even OxiClean. On average, it kills more people than school shootings

@fateneon5550

5 жыл бұрын

Even with my shit hardened and Sharpened?

One time a brought a switchblade comb,then i got suspended and had to talk to the police lol

I got suspended in 4th grade because I had a multitool with the world's tiniest knife.

@torrinclayhague1717

7 жыл бұрын

Rhett Having a Vietnam Flashback I love your channel's name and picture. Top ten.

@teavu6093

7 жыл бұрын

Best. Username. Ever

@cosmicpoptart6340

7 жыл бұрын

Rhett Having a Vietnam Flashback I was suspended in second grade 'cus I flicked a pice tape and it got someone in the leg

@bigguy4389

7 жыл бұрын

Don't mock the size, size doesn't matter, it's how you use it that counts.

@skullcrushers1000

7 жыл бұрын

I would have to get my backpack, take out the multitool, open up the multitool, then basically break my thumbnail getting the knife out, and get within 2 feet of someone to pierce two inches in.

Here in Austria Guns are illegal to carry. It's even hard to own one. As for knives, we all had them in highschool. Literally everyone had a butterfly or even automatics. Not once, not a single damn time did anyone even come close to getting hurt.

@ichigoktwq

8 жыл бұрын

Yea i had a knife when i was there as a transfer student and visiting my uncle, they dont really care

@gmrads

8 жыл бұрын

I'm under 15 and have 5 knives and do not intend to use them as a wepon

@gamersam7212

8 жыл бұрын

+Gmrads same tho

@jasons518

8 жыл бұрын

Some of my friends that are in scouts have 5 just in there camping back pack

@alittleolder

8 жыл бұрын

I honestly don't know how many knives kids or youth carry these days. Although I can imagine they are pretty common among scouts and such. It's been a long time since I was that age. I rarely if ever hear of any knife related crimes. It's the same as with guns. People who collect knives or anything of the sort are rarely involved in any shootings or stabbings.

how can he hurt people when it takes 10 seconds to fold and lock this knife

@voli293

6 жыл бұрын

juraj anđal He could secretly do though. It's really not that hard.

"YEA, U WANNA GO BRO?!" "YEA BRO!!!" "LET'S DO THIS!" "Wait, hold on. I just gotta put my knife together first"

@skrrtdotcom9120

3 жыл бұрын

oh, i dont think- im still grievin- GIVE HIM TO MEj

Anything is a tool, only in the wrong hands can it be used as a weapon. Hammer, cell phone, pencil, anything.

@NineS5

7 жыл бұрын

The Fireturtle rock broken glass hands tables clothes

@cbarnett9173

7 жыл бұрын

Nine's And AK's Gaming Channel ME

@TrueFlameslinger

7 жыл бұрын

The Fireturtle a KZread channel (cough cough keemstar cough cough)

@Sciguy95

6 жыл бұрын

The Fireturtle I had a fossil megalodon tooth in my bag after going on vacation once and I almost wasn't let on an airplane because they were scared it might be used as a weapon. Only my logic that literally anything can be used as a weapon and the tooth wasn't really that sharp and my military Id card got me onto the plane.

@dt8698

6 жыл бұрын

Any thing can be a weapon, a fucking fire extinguisher can be a weapon. Trying to get rid od everything as a danger is stupid, schools should juat teach kids not to fucking fight and use weapons.

a kid at my school was trying to sharpen his finger with a pencil sharpener XD

@lokii5779

7 жыл бұрын

he was 12

@betrayu

7 жыл бұрын

Lokiiy figures

@Jqaay

7 жыл бұрын

I totally haven't tried that....

@tatikukkahattu6933

7 жыл бұрын

Lokiiy i have done that

@R888EDG

7 жыл бұрын

Lokiiy HSSSSsssssss that creates such a bad image in my brain and makes my finger feel wierd!

I forget where I heard this, but 1/3 students regularly carried a knife in school and 70% have broken that rule at least once. I carried a knife in school regularly, I openly admit it. There was times I carried two or three. For a while in high school I would carry a boot knife on and off. I eventually just stuck with a credit card knife, because its far easier to hide than most other knives. I only ever got caught with a knife once, and I didn't even know I had it on me. I was in 4th grade and had gone on a camping trip the weekend prior and I stuck my hobo tool in my pocket, and forgot it was in there. I was talking with the teacher, and she made me empty my pockets, because she wanted to know what was in them (something she couldn't do, and caught hell for it). I pulled out the hobo tool, and shoved it back in my pocket when I realized what it was. She, loudly, asked me if that was a knife, and I said it wasn't, that its a camping tool for eating. I took it out and let her look at it, and when she opened up the blade, it was confiscated. I was taken to the principles office, and was talked to like I was going to run through the halls and start slashing peoples throats. What pissed me off the most about it, was a potentially 5 minute conversation lasted for an hour and a half.

"And it sucks as a weapon" Hmm sounds like you're speaking from experience.

Don't bring any kind of blade to school. Kid made a mistake. The expulsion is debatable. imo: it's too extreme here.

@cutlerylover

9 жыл бұрын

yeah I agree, I think in most cases its justified but in this case things are a little different, opinions can go either way

@odobenus159

9 жыл бұрын

***** Watch what you do, if you do damage to someone, even in defense you could face some serious jail time. You should check your local self defense laws.

@NeilHanlon

9 жыл бұрын

I carried a knife (or two) throughout high school. Not openly, but I carried them in my bag.

@CoolGuyAtlas

9 жыл бұрын

The fact that knives are banned at school is silly. If a kid wants to cut up someone he'll just sneak it in the day he actually wants to do it and its very unlikely he'll get caught until after he does it, and by then he's already got in far more trouble than "bringing a knife to school." Hell I've heard old people say how they used to be able to bring real hunting knives and firearms to school, and guess what it was perfectly safe.

@86gtforme

9 жыл бұрын

i was in hs a few years ago and everyone had knifes on them, no one got expelled. we used them in shop classes ect.

I got suspended for dropping my mixtape at school, it gave my friends 3rd degree burns.

@valkyt9382

8 жыл бұрын

*fucking amazing joke*

@eliasdemme9355

8 жыл бұрын

Damn Straight

@GreatTav

8 жыл бұрын

lol

@torcrawley6882

8 жыл бұрын

noice me,me bro

@erikhundseth9744

8 жыл бұрын

joke of tje century

My pencil sharpener broke and the blade fell out and I got suspended for having a weapon

i brought i knife to school everyday and literally everyday of my life basically, sometimes multiple.

schools are dumb a kid in my class got suspended for rolling up a peice of paper so that it had a point

i got sent to the office for having $20 in my pocket -.-

@dieguscl

7 жыл бұрын

Someone On the internet Why? wtf

@yiutommyboy

7 жыл бұрын

that $20 must be dangerous lol... must be a weapon cuz it can cut people to cause papercuts

@misterfaust1435

7 жыл бұрын

Doubt

@dieguscl

7 жыл бұрын

Carniath ye Lol

@HeavenXylos

7 жыл бұрын

[ X ] Doubt

When i was in middle school, i brought a folding knife of my dad everyday. My dad had so many knives, swords, batons and stuff that he didn't notice it went missing... I played with the knife every class, showed it to my classmates. During the lunch break i often practiced knife throwing on the soft board in the classroom. Whenever i succeeded, AKA not hitting the board with the hilt. We'd scream and applaud. Teachers never caught me, cause boys think it's cool, and girls just don't give a shit about it. Nobody reported me. Ah the good old days. Later my parents found out. My mom got freaked out, but surprisingly my dad was okay with it, and taught me how to use the knife properly without hurting myself. As it had turned out he was into knives, archery, and hunting equipments just like i do. Later the folding knife disappered. I've never seen it again. I firgured one of the boys had stolen it, never get to find out.

@chucklesdeclown8819

4 жыл бұрын

wow, where did you go to school?

@JarodMoonchild1975

4 жыл бұрын

@@chucklesdeclown8819 It's probably not so much about where he/she went to school, but WHEN he/she went to school. Cos in case you didn't know, the world wasn't as ridiculously strict back in the day, as it is now. To put it in perspective, you could bring a water bottle on the plane. Can you do that today, without it being confiscated? Probably not. And there's your answer. The world sure has changed quite a bit since those days, sadly, I might add.

thanks for this 2 years later KZread

@azraeiazman

6 жыл бұрын

3 years later*

@sebanilsson5275

5 жыл бұрын

4 years later*

@lemon_jooce1955

4 жыл бұрын

I know how you feel...

More people fall out of chairs and get injured than school so chairs should be band from school

@blakestallsmithofthematrix3438

8 жыл бұрын

most people get hurt lifeing should life be banned?

@sk0tch1

7 жыл бұрын

Exactly!!!!

@danielsmith8483

7 жыл бұрын

Lain Daley What are we supposed to do then, hang from the ceiling and write withe our feet? Just kidding bro.

@FARMERHARDY

7 жыл бұрын

Lain Daley but shouldn't school be baned because anything can happen

@Loafy01

7 жыл бұрын

School make me wanna kill my self stay at school make me hurt why dont we ban school?

My cousin got suspended over a 2 inch blade on a multi tool after he forgot it when we were building a fort in the woods. He had no trouble with the school or police before that. They actually took him down to the police station with hand cuffs. That's ridiculous, that blade was a tool not a weapon.

@pickleparty247

8 жыл бұрын

+Anonymous Spiderman Sounds stupid AF, is legislation on knives that bad in your country? In the UK of all places, if a knife is 2 inches and doesn't lock then it's perfectly legal for an ordinary person to carry

@AnonymousSpiderman

8 жыл бұрын

It's because we have stupid nosy soccer moms that think that their "sweet innocent" children are in danger, when those kids are the ones fucking shit up

@glend7753

8 жыл бұрын

After a day of hunting I wore the same pants to school, I left a 12 gauge shotgun shell in my pocket. No one noticed and I told my friends once the day was done. We thought it was funny as hell.

@jimmylousier7379

8 жыл бұрын

+glen d I had a whole 50 round box of 45 ACP. Try hiding that noise in your bookbag

@glend7753

8 жыл бұрын

+Jimmy Lousier damn. Bet that was fun.

I love knives, I am a knife person, and I just want to say. THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING THAT KNIVES ARE TOOLS!!! NOT WEAPONS!

Thank you jeff. Your so calm and collected when it comes to these matters. Thank you for showing people the truth of knives as tools and defensive weapons.

Knives dont kill people, its what people do with them

@OracleAnus

7 жыл бұрын

pinakabudlayngapangalan ngamapaminsaranko same thing for guns

@vencinttheinkdemon6618

6 жыл бұрын

The knife is not the weapon the person is by abusing it

@ale661

6 жыл бұрын

A gun won't fire unless someone pulls the trigger. You don't blame a pencil for mistakes.

@Dizastermaster.

6 жыл бұрын

pinakabudlayngapangalan ngamapaminsaranko Just like guns or bombs so lets take them to school!

@dougjohnsonbushcraftandbjj5561

6 жыл бұрын

Sokol ...Actually guns have fired without someone pulling the trigger.

Robber: gimme ur wallet bud I have this $400 knife! Person: I only got $36 in here lol

@fant987654321

8 жыл бұрын

lol ur $400 knife is prob field tested

@mariocombat1000

8 жыл бұрын

+Scaredspermarrow ha lol

@fant987654321

8 жыл бұрын

+John4titude I has a dragon claw hook and do don't wear shirts in my set she has a elegant dress from asia😂

@jaidenhenry2759

8 жыл бұрын

+Scaredspermarrow omfg I died when I saw this

@CaptSTFU

8 жыл бұрын

+Eric Lastname Lmao... too much CS man... chill before you hurt yourself :D

Give me all of your money!!! Oh wait let me just do this -grabs wallet- -takes out credit card- Wait this will just be one second -assembles knife a few mins later- Oka- wha?? Where is he... and where is all my money ?!

Omg I love this guy his explanation of the world scared of everything and knifes as defensive and tool is exactly what I think THANK YOU

Dude you have a serious case of "baby hands" :P

@ronjeremiah1038

8 жыл бұрын

Hahaha giant baby hands

@smallmatcha3445

7 жыл бұрын

lordnevetsz lol i now noticed that when i read the comments Lol nice catch!

@juanpa9908

7 жыл бұрын

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO

Got suspended for 5 days for forgetting a 2 inch folder in my backpack from the day before. Its the weekend, I carry a knife, I forgot about it. Needless to say I'm an Honors and AP student who has never been in the office one time and I got 5 days OSS for an accident. They said I should have gotten expelled. There are people who sell drugs in my school and never get caught but I forget a TOOL in my backpack and get the boot. Now I have to carry this record like the kid in the story.

@anxiousamoeba8661

8 жыл бұрын

kids at my school cut people from broken scizzors with the handle wraped in duct tape. and nobody bats an eye. you bring a baby 2 inch blade amd everybody loses their minds

@apexshinkerton4239

8 жыл бұрын

that's hapend to me

@artcrash5781

8 жыл бұрын

I remember one day in art I was flipping a pair of scissors around my fingers and I got in shit for suggestive behaviour. What the actual fuck?

@johnsandy1326

8 жыл бұрын

I sell all the time in school😂😂 and carry knifes

@khahillurhsheilf9256

8 жыл бұрын

that's the kind of bullshit that makes me sad

You are right. I strongly believe that knives are tools and would love to get a high quality fold knife to have in my backpack for every day use. But sadly I live in the UK where knives are the item of choice for thugs who want to threaten, wound or kill, so laws are becoming ridiculous. The best I can get away with carrying is a small box cutter with a blade not even an inch long

I was accused of having a knife at school and they searched my backpack and found nothing yet they still suspended me for 2 weeks

@refrigeratorNO

3 жыл бұрын

Jeez they did that to the FBI?

@f.b.i7334

3 жыл бұрын

@@refrigeratorNO Lol I forgot about this comment

00:30 do it 01:00 fucking do it! 01:30 CAN YOU PLEASE JUST FOLD IT?!!! 02:00 I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE FOLD THAT DAMN CARD KNIFE 04:00 DASDAGO%H$OYJ$#ROQWJFGSDGFUADS=IFV=BFGNIYRJ%=UEYKTREF=SCDVG NHYUJR&UE%YRSEXG 05:25 OMFG YES IT FEELS SO GOOOOOOOD! OMFG HAHAHA

@shadow13kill26

8 жыл бұрын

hmmm i guess you pleasured yourself to this?

@keithallen1066

8 жыл бұрын

lol

@joaosampaio2247

8 жыл бұрын

***** i know right? so much torture.

@keithallen1066

8 жыл бұрын

+João Sampaio it was I had to o pull out mine just to satisfy myself

@homedawwg4366

8 жыл бұрын

+AK Milli it is true for me too

you know what is more dangerous? a hardcover textbook. those are heavy enough to cause some serious damage, and has an instant unfoldable feature to double it's striking range.

@confucheese

9 жыл бұрын

Those sharpened pencils are lethal as well. One minute you're doing trigonometry the next minute you've got a pencil in your jugular.

@Loltrumpisgodhsgjdn

9 жыл бұрын

@Tactical Turd A really close friend of mine actually was tripped by a guy in class and her pencil went right into her throat. She lived but now she's terrified of pencils, she hates the guy, and she's got a big ugly scar on her neck.

@ikabaruraj

9 жыл бұрын

asleepyinsomnia Knoking your Head with a Hardcover Big Book had been one of the Venezuela's Police Interrogation tools since founded in the '50......very much answers talked out..... and crushing skuls by this "Books"

@Loltrumpisgodhsgjdn

9 жыл бұрын

Imagine the school administrators going through your records. Administrator 1: "Samuel was suspended for a week" Administrator 2: "how come?" Administrator 1: "he beat a kid with a book about medical care"

@wepntech

9 жыл бұрын

asleepyinsomnia i got a tooth cracked by a book thrown at me at school... nothing was done about it. instead i got kicked out a bunch whenever i defended myself.

Reminds me when my dad had his boyscout knife, he went into the office right off the bat because he realized he had it on his pocket on the bus, he was arrested immediately

My dad gave me my first pocket knife when I was in 1st grade. I accidentally took it to school but I was smart enough in the first grade not to tell anyone it's a knife. Kid shoulda said it was a credit card tool he sells online and if he takes it out the wrapper he wont be able to sell it.

suspended for using a knife at school?!?!?! NO WAY!

@Blooddatt

8 жыл бұрын

I know it's crazy i bring my gun to school and they don't say anything

@tannerlatrell648

8 жыл бұрын

+alexconnor11 gaming no way thats true

@Blooddatt

8 жыл бұрын

Like i brought a rpg and they did not say anything its not dangerous

@pandagod9678

8 жыл бұрын

Actually, he didn't even fucking use it.

@JgHaverty

8 жыл бұрын

+Deez Nuts there's just things you don't do. bringing a weapon to school is one of them. it's literally the same as people getting upset for a guy getting arrested for bringing a gun to a bank. the reasons may be completely altruistic, but damnit, stupid will be punished!

Thank you for sharing my family's situation with your viewers Jeff, Joseph, (my brother) received a 5 DAY SUSPENSION (not expulsion but still pretty bad.) Anyways thanks for the kind words you did a great job of explaining the knife too, my whole family appreciates that you took time to make this video. Thanks - Julian Wahl (My name says Julian Volare because that is sort of the stage name for my violin covers and such)

This knife saved my life once. I was 15 years old and an guy ran at me with a club, then I remembered I had this knife and as he swung threw the knife at his leg and as it stabbed his leg I ran away. The guy was later arrested for attempted murder and robbery.

Patiently waiting for him to assemble the knife the whole video 😂

I got suspended for bringing in a spoon so I could eat my chocolate pudding

@horsebutt7614

8 жыл бұрын

r.i.p

@doga5899

8 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD HE HAS A SPOON!

@gamersam7212

8 жыл бұрын

I brought a metal butter knife to elementary school and it got confiscated

@DanielTseng100

8 жыл бұрын

I brought tweezers, I repeat, FOKIN TWEEZERS to remove a tiny glass shard from a girl's finger (she was my crush). Teachers freaked out on me because "it's not something you bring to school" and it got confiscated. I don't know what would happen if they knew about my edc lol

@DanielTseng100

8 жыл бұрын

***** well, comparing a gun with a pair of tweezers is a bit weird, but if you live in a dangerous area you should have the right to carry it. people usually freaks out because they think that we aren't responsible enough because "we are too young". anyone can be responsible enough with a good education, for exampe, I have a powerful laser pointer and when somebody wants to use it I always tell him to not point it into aircrafts or people. I already had some arguments with morons who pointed it at the sky or at windows, (some of them were adults telling me that "its not dangerous, calm down"!). the best part is that nobody taught me what to do and what not to do with a laser, its just common sense

Being suspended is no big deal. If anything it's like a free vacation for the kid. I was suspended many times in school and I laugh that they consider it a punishment. I enjoyed the few days away I got from school from suspension

@blakecampbell0416

9 жыл бұрын

At my school we get sent to a different high school for those days and get sent back afterwards they are really laid back at that school though.

@Thewowchamp408

9 жыл бұрын

But if you're on a sports team, and they have a big game coming up, that you were looking forward to, you wouldn't be able to go to it... Also, depending on what classes you take, and how long the suspension is, you'll have a lot of work to catch up on. Is it the worst punishment? No. Is it an inconveniencing punishment? Definitely.

@mikh.574

9 жыл бұрын

Doesn't a suspension go on your record?

@Blu3raNger88

9 жыл бұрын

Mik H. if your getting suspended your not caring what goes on your record.

@mikh.574

9 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

Recently got expelled for having pocket knife on me after I forgot to take it out of my pocket. I'm a senior btw.

*getting mugged* lol give me a second so I can build this rifle from scratch.

Someone had an in-school suspension for having a trainer balisong (with a comb instead of a blade or a practice blade.)

@nelsonkai

8 жыл бұрын

That happened to me but i had a full suspension

@biocta

8 жыл бұрын

I had one with a pen and was playing with it at recess and got it taken away at school.

@blackhearted1911

8 жыл бұрын

+.RAR File lol I sold those at my school for $20 each

@lionemoji4756

8 жыл бұрын

I carry one everyday to school. My middle school didnt give a fuck. I'm in highschool rn and they still don't give a shit. My school is an A school so its not like its a bad school.

@biocta

8 жыл бұрын

I Spend Money On Drugs I guess my school is just very strict :|

The knife isn't Dangerous at all. The person holding the knife is the danger.

@lanji2497

7 жыл бұрын

Delerio lmfao hahahaha

@idrinkchocolatesauce7408

7 жыл бұрын

Oructuro How is that funny?

@Carrot__Panda

7 жыл бұрын

Delerio Because its true

@lanji2497

7 жыл бұрын

BlueFlamingoTiger its kind of funny -.-

@templehang4489

7 жыл бұрын

Yes, but the knife only makes it a lot easier for the person to hurt someone.

When I was really young I accidentally brought my grandads pearl handled case knife to school. I was so nervous that I threw it away. Thanks society

@chucklesdeclown8819

4 жыл бұрын

did you ever get it back?

Don't go to school tomorrow if you know what's good for you *pulls out a sharpened crayon and starts jabbing the air*

any thing can be a weapon if your brave enough 😂

@nyx9208

8 жыл бұрын

meh dick

@ZachNagy

8 жыл бұрын

+Succ your name is fitting with your comment

@trocer2235

8 жыл бұрын

+Znagy07 so can i use air as a weapon?

@ZachNagy

8 жыл бұрын

+Kenneth Pratoyo yes... of course

@nyx9208

8 жыл бұрын

Kenneth Pratoyo I think we should take air away from the people of this nation it is a potential weapon that I don't want to be used on any person.

I got suspended in high school once for talking to another student who was pissed off. I bumped into him as i was walking out, then he beats the shit out of me. I get suspended for apparently "fighting" him when i did nothing.

@conorburke1696

8 жыл бұрын

Wow that's harsh

@rav1997

8 жыл бұрын

i imagine you tried to become a titan. stop watching anime which is why u got your ass kicked and couldnt defend yourself

@rav1997

8 жыл бұрын

i imagine you tried to become a titan. stop watching anime which is why u got your ass kicked and couldnt defend yourself

5:50 "they're not gonna just let you assemble your knife in front of them, I mean come on people" made me laugh so hard

Actually my classroom has a full set of kitchen knives beside the sink

I was suspended for 10 days for having a key chain Victorinox. I carried that Victorinox every day at school, but one day someone had a problem with it while I was fixing one of the overhead projectors with the tinny screwdriver, something I did 100 times. The school was too cheap to hire a repair man so they let me do it. Anyway I carried that knife for the last few months after I came back anyway.

@GOonTedgi

9 жыл бұрын

ha, thug life!

@Alpatriod

9 жыл бұрын

I hope colleges will let me carry a knife :) I carry a cared sharp anyways who cares about fucking rules that are domb

@GOonTedgi

9 жыл бұрын

Alpatriod yeah, I agree with you, but I'm sure most colleges won't care, as long as you're mature which pretty much we all are. I know for sure I'm going to start carrying in college.

@Jesses001

9 жыл бұрын

Alpatriod I am out of collage already. They did not like the knife. I did not care and they never pressed the issue. They REALLY did not like my handgun but again, did not press the issue...maybe because I had a gun, ha.

Knives aren't bad. Guns aren't bad. People are bad. You can make the same argument with propane tanks or belts. It's the fucking societal view of all of these things that makes them bad. Of course society never accuses the main bad thing in the world to ban, and that is the human race. Every bad thing done with weapons is committed by people (maybe the occasional chimp), but they never tackle the source of the problem. If you have chicken pocks, do you slice off the bumps, or try to get healthy?

@uselesswatergod1814

7 жыл бұрын

Pox*

@sierradetwiler1042

7 жыл бұрын

Alex Johnson cool, You're the guy who does infinity lists.

@THE-BIG-JP-REILS

7 жыл бұрын

Refisher they could use guns, or use they're hands, we should cut off all of our hands and the world will be peaceful

@voli293

6 жыл бұрын

THE-BIG-JP- REILS But with there hands they have a higher chance of living.

I got shouted at twice for having chewing gum while i didn't have it by the same teacher today lmao.

Sooo, a finger poking an eye out, can already be considered an injury inducing weapon for that school? LMAO!!!

I was sitting there waiting for 6 minutes for him to open the knife

why was this in my recommended

@cutlerylover

7 жыл бұрын

because KZread knew you would enjoy this video, lol...either way thanks for watching

@saul2555

7 жыл бұрын

terran shen same

@leoloennhammar600

7 жыл бұрын

terran shen ikr

@timeforrick5413

7 жыл бұрын

same

@sara-oq8by

7 жыл бұрын

Exactly, you're like 9, you should be getting cartoons in your recommended

"Aye bro give me a sec to assemble my knife to cut you "

the best weapon at school is a pencil

A axe is a tool too, but pretty sure you're not allowed to have those at school also. It's a liability, someone else could get hurt with the tool.

@asonofliberty3662

8 жыл бұрын

They haven't been opened plus how in the hell do you get a axe into school

@none-ya-dam821

8 жыл бұрын

Light Yagami you're missing the point.... You don't take them to school.

@FalseKoa

8 жыл бұрын

+Light Yagami Its not that hard if theres no metal detectors. Hell, a friend of mine used to bring a big ass butcher knife to school. I would like to note that he was a gangster and somehow was never caught with it, despite the fact he had it with him all the time.

@WristFreeze97

8 жыл бұрын

+Paul Hollowell Why would you need an axe with you? A knife can be used to cut many little things like paper. Scissors are a tool that can be used to kill. Actually scissor would be more effective than a credit card knife. But I'm pretty sure you don't get expelled from your school for bringing scissors in your pocket.

@none-ya-dam821

8 жыл бұрын

Edward Elric you missed my point. A knife and axe are both tools but you don't take them to school. I'm using an axe as a example.

A similar situation happened to me last year, I was wrongfully put in ISS for having a knife while everybody else had switchblades and 8 inch blades open on campus. My knife was in my backpack and a teacher searched it without consenting me first.

@th3rdeye983

7 жыл бұрын

Legally they are not allowed to do that without your consent so maybe you could take this to court.

@Arguedbog

7 жыл бұрын

Thx for the support. I might use court next time

@vince494

7 жыл бұрын

Zyllyst Actually, they do not need to have warrants, but they have to have a valid, concrete reason to search his things. So, the court thing may backfire depending on why they searched him, but even then he would be at a disadvantage regardless because they did find a knife on him.

My body is a weapon,or just a pen I'm actually suspended for biting someone lol

I carried all throughout highschool. Everybody that needed to know...knew. Did I ever use it as a defensive weapon? No. And believe me there was a couple scraps and hostile situations. I used it as a tool and a tool only.

@sea9984

9 жыл бұрын

Honestly high school and adolescent boys just mean fights so i guess there is a base behind the expulsion HOWEVER extreme that is

@mikh.574

9 жыл бұрын

I respect you for that, but however not everyone can be as trustworthy as you. Unfortunately there really are some pretty messed up kids out there in the world we live in.

"nobody uses a plastic knife to kill someone" Well no fucking shit, it's gonna fucking break.

Thanks man!!! Now my bully doesn't bully me anymore!

Mate you're bringing a lethal weapon to a school

Actually in schools there is a knife: a Butter Knife...

@nermket4849

8 жыл бұрын

nope

@myinsanityisyourinasnityik5718

8 жыл бұрын

lol

@gamersam7212

8 жыл бұрын

My math teacher has 2 knives in his back room xD last time I checked he has not stabbed a single person

@huckleberry2307

8 жыл бұрын

watchout it might be plastic

@ryanwright8633

8 жыл бұрын

Yes

well, you're not really supposed to bring weapons in a school...

@WBOWLER126

8 жыл бұрын

It's not a weapon... It CAN be, but a knife is just a tool.

@ThePcHelperdude

8 жыл бұрын

ThatGuyChoro | TF2 and more! yeah, when its a swiss army knife multitool kinda thing, but thats just a knife

@user-jo7pg2mr7u

8 жыл бұрын

+harry stone Well yes I agree with you your not supposed to being weapons in school. But I have a knife that I bring to school everyday and no its not to hurt anyone but most people use it for protection like me.Cause I live in a rough neighborhood but kids that are 11 or around that age don't understand the consequences of caring a knife to a school.

@ThePcHelperdude

8 жыл бұрын

Aviael Sanchez yeah its fine if you do that but in middle class white neighborhoods bringing a knife to school is a bad idea since they are only doing it to 1. look cool 2. stab smeone

@user-jo7pg2mr7u

8 жыл бұрын

harry stone yess very true.In a middle class neighborhood you shouldnt expect anything to happen to you at all

I was like “OPEN THE GODDAMN KNIFE GEEZ” the whole vid

This video is great 😂 thank you. People do need some freaking common sense

In Canada a man jumped the wall of are Prime Minister house made his way inside the house and was then caught before being able to murder the Prime Minister. His weapon of choice.... a plastic KFC knife. LMFAO.

@webuild7843

9 жыл бұрын

Lol

@JakeW50

9 жыл бұрын

Lol he's an idiot I'm guessing he just had lunch

Why wouldn't he be suspended? He brought a knife to school. Common sense would tell you that you shouldn't bring a knife to fucking school.

@flashdemonic5576

8 жыл бұрын

You guys don't understand that defending yourself shouldn't be something looked down upon, and having tools used to cut things that just so happen to be capable of cutting people shouldn't be feared.

@Oliv_r

8 жыл бұрын

FlashDemonic It should in schools.

@XXfAzEXXXXd0gEXX

8 жыл бұрын

+Oliver Amorim well, its kind of ridiculous he was suspended because he brought the knife on accident, was a really good kid, and the knife was ridiculously flimsy and dull. scissors would be a much better weapon.

@nicktayler2046

8 жыл бұрын

I bring I pencil to school but I can do a trick where the pencil disappears guess where it goes into stupid people eye sockets :-)

@Oliv_r

8 жыл бұрын

Nick Tayler How old are you exactly?

people be face smashin that panic button

Dude, I would be PISSED if that happened to me. That's insanely unfair.

They knew he was a good kid altogether. All they had to say was "You can NOT have these 2 knives in school, do not bring these back!" If he was a good kid, which he was, then he wouldn't have brought the card knifes back to school. Another option they could've done was to take the two card knives and hold them until a parent came and retrieved them as well as telling him to never bring them back. Suspending him for that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.