Joel just spawning in as soon as etho mentioned him was too funny

@user-pipis

2 ай бұрын

2:02:57 you can see him approaching menacingly in the disctance lol

@silverxpanda5852

2 ай бұрын

It was so smooth lol

the "oh my god" horn getting passed in a circle was maybe the funniest thing I've ever witnessed on hermitcraft lmao

@Cody_Clayton

2 ай бұрын

The silence afterwards may be second

2 ай бұрын

When did Impulse say that? Nevermind. I continued the video and it's apparently from the time they were eating hot wings.

Tango: I'm not dying, I'm a champion. Mrs. T: okay *crunches popcorn* if you say so *crunches more popcorn* ...I'm dying of laughter over here

@leevio

2 ай бұрын

I might have missed this part. What timestamp?

@flythinking4245

2 ай бұрын

​@@leevio1:20:36

I’m glad tango is taking a break to do something fun with his family. I am going to miss the videos, but he works so hard and totally deserves a nice break.

Mrs. Tango: I brought popcorn to watch you die. Lol. A woman after my own heart.

@tuyuu2191

2 ай бұрын

i LOVE her shes hilarious

@dbseamz

2 ай бұрын

@@tuyuu2191 Same! "When a mommy zombie and a daddy zombie..." got me.

@user-dp7tc2yb7j

2 ай бұрын

Timestamp?

@leevio

2 ай бұрын

@@user-dp7tc2yb7j 1:20:30

Tango, I am referring to the style of your house as "Cog-age Core"

Hermits chilling will always be the best content on Hermitcraft

2:16:37 for the impulse “oh my god” rotation 😭

@zwrulez185

2 ай бұрын

Oh my god

@_davidgoood_

2 ай бұрын

Most important timestamp in all of hermitcraft lore

@Blueeyesthewarrior

2 ай бұрын

What's the context for the clip?

@zwrulez185

2 ай бұрын

@@Blueeyesthewarrior Impulse made that sound during a Hot Wings challenge with Skizz (and Tango I think?) and they made a soundbite of it and put it on a horn. The horn is Gem’s but they were passing it around in a circle to bypass the cooldown.

Can never get enough of hermits chilling with hermits. Also, Mrs. T is so pretty! I only know her by her voice from her funny cameos.

@JenesisDark

2 ай бұрын

She used to stream so you can see her on her twitch channel clips. She's a lovely person, inside and out :D

On the topic of builds encroaching on Gem's and Etho's area, since you are going for a Steampunk-ish style, and Gem is referencing Dredge, for buildings closer to Gem maybe you can build with corruption/pollution template, and towards Etho since he is in a jungle, an overgrown abandoned factory template. Just a suggestion to organically merge the bases!

2:02:39 Etho is so brilliant... It's so funny from Tangos POV when Etho punch Gem and then does the faceplant to the ground. He does these subtle jokes all the time and not everyone sees them but he's alright with it, he knows that some people will see it and I love him for it.

@christianbugtai4461

2 ай бұрын

his space key is broken, its extremely sensitive lol

@Ron-qi8hz

2 ай бұрын

@@christianbugtai4461 Nah, I believe more in the faceplant theory. Like a facepalm but that's not possible in MineCraft so the faceplant was the perfect response.

@Pathfinder-qp1he

2 ай бұрын

i like to imagine its a panic reaction where he goes "oh no i did it now!" and leaps in fright and falls on his face

"pink glass pink glass PINK GLASS !!!" happy wife happy life lol

You guys passing that horn around had me shaking with laughter 😂

I don't know if you'll see this Tango, but your one of the main reasons I didn't take my own life 6 months ago. So thank you.

just been binge watching Decked Out 2 since i completely missed it and ready to carry on watching another 3hr vod

@Some.username.idk.0

2 ай бұрын

Lol same here

27:40 dude, one if my first memories of Minecraft as a itty bitty kid in 2013 or 2014, was watching my older brother play from my uncles Xbox. He looked over to an overhanging cliff in the jungle that was pitch black under, with the slow pan of Xbox controls, and we saw the two glowing eyes and we were all spooked, suddenly it starts popping around teleporting loudly and jumpscared us before disappearing. He quit the that game for the day 😅 it really imprinted into my memory, like my first time getting spooked by a bee landing on me, settled that fear in forever. So uh, I played on peaceful like 5 years after that and still jump out of my skin when anything happens despite the countless hours watching the game over the decade lol

May have said this before Tango but seriously try some one a day hay-fever tablets. Whenever I get a cold I'm left with a persistent cough. One lasted for close to a year, had lung function tests at doctors and hospital, was given several courses of antibiotics and nothing helped. Taste tested some of my sons proton to see what it tasted like and could actually breathe for the first time in ages. Got some tablets and the cough was gone in a week. My theory being, coughing irritates the throat, you produce mucus that instigates a cough to clear the throat. The tablets stop the mucus breaking the cycle. Worth a try for the sake of like 3 quid.

People talked about Minecraft constantly in school but I didn't have access to internet and no one said any specifics about the game, so twelve year old me was very confused as to why a bunch of twelve year olds were raving about Minesweeper all of a sudden

14:36 “if there’s a cow nearby we’ll milk it.” Tango, 2024

At this point Tango should just join the next season of Naked & Scared.

YIPPE JOEL INTERACTION! EVERYONE CHEERS

That horn needs to be put into his base somewhere so it goes off everytime he is around the base.

Can't wait for Etho and Tango bring Gem to the Permit Office to complain about the pickle issue. Then Skizz can act as the Big Salmon fixer and lobby to have the permit revised.

2:13:00 through 2:20:00 is some of the funniest content I've ever seen from Hermitcraft 😂

I've also noticed the iron golems in my world behaving weirdly. They'd glance at a zombie for a moment, take a micro step forward and then look away. Then see the zombie for a split second and loop the entire thing

For the floor of the factory I’d personally recommend soul soil instead of soul sand, because if someone visits who doesn’t have soul speed or you respawn and don’t have your boots then they’ll be a lot slower

The bib and straps on the bee hat are to wrap under the arms so as to make it harder for bees to get inside the veil/hat because it is tucked in to the bee suit (typically coveralls with elastic bands at the wrists and ankles). Bees can still find their way into veil or suit, but out of the tens of thousands of bees only 2-3 might maybe possibly make their way into the protective gear. And no a bee can NOT rip its way through the veil.

I was introduced to MineCraft by a friend that saw a reddit post about it. I bought and downloaded it for 99 SEK from a website which I assume was Mojang. My account was created 2010-08-16 during the Alpha version. I remember mining redstone and had no idea what it was for. I had a single player world and later my friend and I also joined a server on which we each recieved a plot from a moderator that only we could build and make changes inside of. It was pretty much the size of a chunk and other people had plots there too, my friend was the neighbour across the street. I wish I remember what server it was. Ah the memories and nostalgia this game gives me is absolutely amazing. I remember caving and then a song starts playing. I'm exploring, mining, crafting and surviving. I'm the conqueror of these lands. This is my story.

Hermitcraft is the last place I expected to see a couple of friends gathered in a circle and giggling while passing something around as they all put their mouths to it. ...the first would be college.

Finally realized why the soul speed test feels slow - Tango has the speed FOV warp turned off in accessibility 😅

That talk about mindcrack brought back some nostalgic memories for me, I still tune in to the marathons when I see them pop up ❤

True Etho fans would know that every speed boost buff stacks ;)

The nightmare horn rotation… legendary

1:38:13 against hornets, no. You need special suits against those. They can chew through normal bee suits. I have a hornet rated suit. We have them a lot in our area.

I got minecraft when it was the "indev" version. I remember the days of finite worlds, where you had to select the world size from a set of options and the biggest one was only about 200 blocks long. I remember nether portals not working in multi-player for years, and 90% of the public servers were "museum servers" with thousands of players on them just exploring the builds, teleporting between worlds by means of water portals. I remember when the only redstone components in the game were dust and torches, and building my first AND gate. Or when the only way to speed up a minecart was to run another minecart alongside it and they would glitch and pick up speed. Or when the first lighting update came in and we had the option of smooth lighting. People mentioned pistons but I was playing minecraft for like 5 years before pistons were introduced haha. That was always seen as a modded thing. I love how far the game has come but I have such nostalgia for those early days.

@prasadbhalerao8556

2 ай бұрын

Isnt it still on google like you can play it online on computer?

Im so glad tango is getting to spend some time with his family!

I was a Paul Soares Jr. Survive and Thrive baby. ^_^ I didn't take minecraft seriously at first - was just learning to play so I could play it with the kids I babysat. But I quickly became so addicted. I was TERRIFIED of endermen when I started playing the game. My first bases were all only two blocks tall so I'd never have the HORROR of having an enderman inside of my own home. Man, my first world was so funny. I had a raised railroad that traveled all over the world. I kept under estimating how deep I had to mine to find diamond. It took me forever to screw up the courage to go into the nether and then my FIRST portal opened up directly into a nether fortress. Good times, lol.

EEETTTHHHOOOOO IN THE THUMBNAIL!!!

@kiratwo4u

2 ай бұрын

nah that's Kakashaki

Tongo, you should try tea with honey instead of coffee. The acidity of coffee tends to aggravate a sore throat. Plus honey is tasty 😊

Re alpha / early beta. I remember when redstone didn’t do anything. It was just a useless ore you could mine. There was also only one type of tree. A copy of the game in pre alpha cost 2 pounds and was supposed to be perpetual.

“They don’t have knives on the front of their faces” - Mrs T I don’t know why but that broke me 😂

Tango will likely never see this but wonder if his cough is allergy / asthma related? I can get a persistent cough during allergy season and the coughing itself exacerbates and persists it. Might also be why he feels fine otherwise. Maybe if he addressed the asthma with a bronchodilator, maybe a steroid longer term, it would stop.

@JenesisDark

2 ай бұрын

He has school aged boys. Thats pretty much 'nuff said XD

Tango fighting for his live in Etho's spawner, mss Tango in the Background: "great television, let me get some popcorn". o-) I suggest you let her comment your video's. Would be hilarious!!!

tango: for the iron farm, I struggled with the villagers even seeing the zombie with the design y'all used, so I switched to a redstone-toggleable method with full blocks that can be pushed down to block LOS, and that has given me better rates. I also got annoyed with it and have been working on a 13-wide chamber design with 4 vills per cell that seems to be even better

This vod went from very to productive to not productive at all very fast and I love it!

I loved the "most noobish death ever" prank you did on Iskall. It really made him eat his words and it was so funny. He has learned since season 4 though, but people still are not letting it go.

Fun>efficiency, etho style farm

Imagine any time Gem gets Mail that sound plays

I can confirm... Gem absolutely modified her permit... (kidding, I went back and watched her episode 5, and it did include in purple that it includes sea pickles.)

"Pickles is for the server" that should be a battle cry

No way tango called cheesing the wither with a underground tunnel "the brave way" The hermits can be incredibly talented and intelligent sometimes and sometimes they can't even cheese a wither! I love them lol

You need to have a chest of guests slippers with soulspeed at the front door.

Tango tryna eat popcorn through the netting took me outttttt 💀

My early Minecraft was age six, right after 1.3 came out in snapshots. I’d asked my dad what it was, then very quickly ended up playing much more than he did. I originally learned with the PSJ Survive and Thrive series- anything after 1.4 still feels vaguely like “the new stuff” to me. I think I got from there to etho and then to the mindcrack server (specifically via etho’s perspective of the first edition of the von sway prank) and a few other people, and fell off watching stuff around three years after that. Did keep vaguely following etho though, and in the past month and a half backwarched everything since the end of when I last was fully caught up some nine or ten years ago, and recently came over to tango as a result after I ran out of backlog.

THATS A BUG HAT if you live in canada it's a nessicsry thing to wear when youte in manitoba. It's to protect you from mosquitoes becuase they swarm like s black cloud and I'm not st all joking

"are those mini pickle blocks!?" im crying haha

Minecarts should get a speed buff! I'd like to see some sort of self-supporting track too - maybe it could spawn in fragments in the nether?

Tango Vod! Ahhhhhh!! Love the hats :)

It's funny, I think tango is the only KZreadr I watch who talks fast enough that I can't watch him at 2x speed.

No Tango, no Skizz! So sad :( But I am glad you're taking time for yourself you deserve it.

the 'oh my god' is 43 min in to the hot one challenge

19:37 to hear Tango's version of the Lost Woods theme played on the Minecraft Shears, performed live for the first time!

@HarmonyMoonbeam024

2 ай бұрын

*HAH!* How did you even manage to catch that 😂 That’s absolutely hilarious!

Just letting you know - Scar is moving his mailbox himself. So if there are any issues .....

@kiratwo4u

2 ай бұрын

They know.

While I love the permits and the new dynamics they bring to the server, it's clear that it delays quite a few things for the would be customers. For example Doc has a shulker farm ready to go, because of course he has, but people need to wait for the permit holder to open their business. Gonna take a while until the people who don't focus on hyper efficient farming have the goods ready, but then again I love how Doc now has some rules he can't break like the fabric of Minecraft.

Fairly sure the golems were stopping when the aggro switched from you (the player) to them - if the pillagers’ aggro is on the player, the golems will attack, but as soon as the pillagers’ aggro changes to the golem they just don’t fight back

TF2 is how I ran across Minecraft as well, but it was through Reddit. Would love to see the boys do a Friday night naked TF2 stream!

Not to restart drama but the inciting incident for the fall of Mindcrack (and the rise of Hermitcraft) was that Guude wanted everyone on that server to sign contracts and officially commit to Mindcrack (I forget the specifics. It contracts were definitely involved). Some of the bigger fish weren’t comfortable with that so Etho, Doc, Beef, and Bdubs all eventually migrated over to Hermitcraft (which at the time was the second most popular smp)

@fizzle7421

2 ай бұрын

I just started the stream. I'm like five minutes in. What makes you say that?

@laurafrakinroslin

2 ай бұрын

@@fizzle7421 he mentions the Mindcrack server in passing. I thought the history might be interesting to people who weren’t around for all that

Minecraft KZreadrs didn't really come about until Fraps came about, it made it really easy to record any fullscreen application. I bet you people still use Fraps to record it anyways.

For your base and the soulsand/soil, because the soil takes down the durability so quickly on the boots: you could have little patches of boost areas around your base, kind of like Mario Cart boost jumps/speed boosts. That would be really cool to incorporate/build around! TLDR; Mario speed raceway + steampunk + fully automated + factory Sorry to drop this bomb on you right before vacation! Haha 😂 have a good one. You’ll get better planning done, but seriously enjoy your vacation!

Missed the streams and i dont know if Tango reads these comments but if you do please please PLEASE try not to stress about us when you're enjoying your time with your family. Of course, not everyone is understanding that you need and deserve a break too but don't let that make you think you have to be concerned about not getting content made. You deserve to put time and effort into your personal and family life too ❤️❤️

@AshleyThePie

2 ай бұрын

I agree with this! Enjoy your vacation and don’t worry about us. Family is the most important

@brunokingz

2 ай бұрын

He's not stressed about us.. he's stressed about the algorithm

joehills talk about dedicated headset for mrs tango should be a good thing

The Impluse "oh my god" clip when Tango went down to get more iron 😂

2:15:42 That was a clear shot at Gem and Pearl right there from Etho 😅

that mug is amazing

@Tango... I hope your cold and cough are getting better. I have a genetic disease that makes me cough 24/7, so I sympathize. It is one of the many reason I do not talk in my art videos or attempt to stream. I was never over concerned of how others saw my cough until covid stuff kicked off, and I was made more aware of it than in my 40 years of life. Ehh... is what it is, and hope you get over yours soon. Coughing is exhausting, but others reminding you of it like you're aware is even more exhausting.

Ha Mrs T and her hatics. Love the content. Only subscribed after this but been watching since season 8 . Thanks hermicraft

When Tango sais he wants a beacon, he's definietly gonna put a farm together to get streams of wither skulls... Like, hundreds at least.

Hope you're feeling better for your vacation. Have yourself a good time with the family!

My favorite thing to do is play titan quest and listen to tango’s livestream in the background

I genuinely thought the "omg" horn was Mrs.Tango! I was thinking y'all were being disrespectful. The fact that it's actually impulse is wayyyy to hilarious

You know what’s good for a cough scrambled eggs with honey.

I just remember coestar playing that seven days to die with doc and he started attacking gued and doc. Then he mined under docs tower and made it collapse and Doc rage quit.

hey tango if you read these i do believe scar was officially given a title from skizz meaning scar now carries the title bestowed upon him as his person which means his title is carried across the hermitcraft server and all the hermitcraft plebs must conform and call him his propper title of Sir scar the tszar of star wars. its official😂

Paul was who I found when clicking the tree didn't work and hold click was to advanced for me lol. I remember the first days, there were KZreadrs lol

I too found Minecraft through playing with friends on TF2, wonder if we ever played on the same server

can't wait to see the mail system finished.

At 5 11, I guess I'd be a giant in a hermit craft meet up.

Enjoy your vacation!! Take all the rest you n Mrs. T need!

I think for how big the box for the factory is, I would think it feels closer when it is far away. You can at least see it.

45:19 🤔 Aren’t those golems going to take out your captains? Also, some of those guys were spawning in the fortress on the upper floors (and falling through the broken stairs)….Maybe want to take out the walls, if visibility is the goal? 😉

I want more streams with Mrs. Tango Commentary!

If you really want to troll people. Put the Creeper sizzle sound on a horn and just play it randomly.

back then I used to love watching sims videos and one day they posted a Minecraft series and then the first Minecraft youtuber I watched was stacylee and Mousiemouse 😂

Yeah they are happy all the time miss Tango. They are pyromaniacs with an unlimited supply of matches.

Oh my God

Poor impluse, i am dying!!!

Ah yes, something do for the next 2 hours

you can make a custom model for the shulker box used in the mail system ( tbh, not 100% that is possible for shulker boxes, never used custom models), and make an agreement to hermits avoid using them out side of it

new metric systems check: 1. Ren 2. Hourglass

@bluewolfgaming7782

2 ай бұрын

How many rens equal an hourglass??

If you landlocked the squid you could milk it.