Most companies: "now with 90%less packaging" Doc: now with 450% more packaging

@mysticblue56

Ай бұрын

Doc is GeNiUs u know

@narlano05

Ай бұрын

It's even worse, since one shulker would be enough for the one stack of wood(even one box is too big), and Doc used 64 boyes, Doc used 6300% more packaging :)

@coitcordery8501

Ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure Iskall ordered the gift wrapping at checkout. 100% legit purchase... Doc went green and constructed them on site to reduce shipping costs.

@IncredibleSpace1

Ай бұрын

Its amazon equivalent of shipping 1 pen in a bigass box😂

@thomasfplm

Ай бұрын

@@narlano05, it could fit 27 stacks, so it is actually a 172 700% increase. 😂

It would be really funny if you just rebuilt the pink house, and then told Beef "I saw someone stole your pink house, so I decided to rebuild it for you!"

@spiinniing

Ай бұрын

EVIL GENIUS 😂

@dawiddulian2403

Ай бұрын

LOVE IT 😂

@RtsShrtFrRtthw

Ай бұрын

i second this motion......

@christophershenton899

Ай бұрын

Needs to be red this time or yellow

@Planeswalker77

Ай бұрын

Perfect

Hermits: Lets regulate the shopping district. Also Hermits: How many loopholes can we create to get around regulations.

Iskall, you should make a subscribtion based way of buying rockets, where your factory automatically sends rockets to the subscribed hermits

@kopanvezer

Ай бұрын

I'm boosting this, it's an awesome idea c:

@trixit1

Ай бұрын

@@kopanvezer Thanks!

@hello_im_nothing

Ай бұрын

Also boosting this!

@strana6875

Ай бұрын

This is a genius way to incorporate the rocket shop and mail system

@trixit1

Ай бұрын

@@hello_im_nothing

Overbearing crazy cat lady Stress is so wholesome.

@samlewis6487

Ай бұрын

Especially the sheer sorrow in Iskall's voice when he successfully tames the cat.

@KevSB07

Ай бұрын

The cat should be called Adam as short for “Adamant”

@nancynguyen_

Ай бұрын

She's so cute! Her laughs are so funny HAHA

6:50 "But nobody said how much log needs to be in a shulkerbox", the best line ever. EVER

@WhySolSirius

Ай бұрын

I died when Iskall opened that shulkerbox lmao.

@TheStaffmaster

Ай бұрын

I saw docs view first. It's not about the amount of log in the box, but the QUALITY.

@leonard4138

Ай бұрын

its literally so german - taking Grian's words about the permits and analysing them word for word, then finding loopholes lol

@jasonreed7522

Ай бұрын

He's almost as wasteful with his packaging as american companies. I guess shulkers are as cheap as single use plastic.

@sovi1156

Ай бұрын

​@@leonard4138grian would have absolutely done that too

Personally, I would nametag that cat, then leave it in inconvenient places in Stress' base. After the first few times, I would start breeding him and multiplying intrusive cats wherever Stress wants to build.

@quaruke9489

Ай бұрын

On a chest

@christopherparkin7162

Ай бұрын

​@@quaruke9489YES! LOL

@biertje3734

Ай бұрын

I am all for it 😂

Iskall: "You can do whatever you want with the house. You can even tear it down." Beef: *Tears the house down* Iskall: *Shocked Pikachu Face*

@miniciominiciominicio

Ай бұрын

He wanted to be there for the TNT blasting though 😢

@thomasfplm

Ай бұрын

​@@miniciominiciominicio, Beef said it would be a good source of materials. Iskal even asked if he was going to build with pink when he listened it.

@miniciominiciominicio

Ай бұрын

@@thomasfplm I know these things. The reason why I'm sad for Iskall is a selfish one. I wanted more content from this conflict. It's not a big deal though.

“…I think it’s a beef-permit and he’s been busy doing…TEARING DOWN THE HOUSE! WwwwaaT!” - the moment iskall feels betrayed

@tallynnyntyg6008

Ай бұрын

Three hundred sixty-five degrees! TEARING DOWN THE HOUSE!

@AevisError

Ай бұрын

On VintageBeef tearing down Iskall's Wonderful and magnificent house: It was at this moment that he knew, He Messed up.

@waiejijie

Ай бұрын

And after he met doc to get the sand, the house is still there 😂

@nickellizard3447

Ай бұрын

... and then at 6:02 he flies past the house, still standing

@dopedog5316

Ай бұрын

@@nickellizard3447I thought I was delusional, glad other people saw it

How to tame a cat in Minecraft? "Hit it with a salmon!" - Stressmonster

@JacksonOwex

Ай бұрын

When she said that I thought Iskall was ACTUALLY going to start hitting it with the salmon so he didn't have to keep it!

@8roomsofelixir

Ай бұрын

I can hear Stress' voice when reading this line lol

I imagined the firework shop as like a crater in the ground with a building in the middle that was damaged from a rogue firework with a sign mentioning “0 days since last accident”

@antone1304

Ай бұрын

Dope

@__lasevix_

Ай бұрын

Next to it, the explosive firework shop, with a sign simply stating "whoops."

@foxstudios9643

Ай бұрын

If he edits the sign to actually count days he can light a tnt on the landscape every once and a while and change the sign to zero.

@AnoneemusNoename

Ай бұрын

If that were irl gunpowder with that torch placement at 21:05 that's exactly what you'd end up with lol. Even without it gunpowder stored in the open is a big no-no. Moisture leaches nitro glycerin from it and you end up with super dangerous impact sensitive explosives that can set off the whole shebang. Besides that it can spontaneously ignite the same way oily rags in a pile can. (Spontaneous combustion of oily rags occurs when it slowly heats to its ignition point through oxidation. A substance will begin to release heat as it oxidizes. If this heat has no way to escape, like in a pile, the temperature will rise to a level high enough to ignite)

i love that etho showed up. he still has a shopping problem

@Gojibeere99

Ай бұрын

And he still uses iskalls diamonds while at it 😂 you love to see it

It's like the Jack Daniels tactic. In certain places they can't sell their alcohol, so they sell "souvenir" bottles that come with free alcohol in them.

@JaRyCu

Ай бұрын

Or when you go to the actual JD Distillery just south of Nashville. They sell you the tour and a "tasting" at the end that happens to come with 5 shot glasses of whiskey.

@God-nv7cp

Ай бұрын

This is more like you can't sell the bottle so you sell drops of alcohol with a ton of bottles

@shonuff5297

Ай бұрын

Global Poker- same tactic

@theforestofoak

Ай бұрын

or that Tumblr post about that kid who couldn't sell toasties at school without a food license, so he sells napkins that come with a free toastie

@JacksonOwex

Ай бұрын

We have a similar thing in the US when it comes to our flag! It's apparently illegal to sell a used flag so they are often "gifts" when purchasing the pole or will be part of Lots of other things that you are buying and you get a "free" flag.

Watching 6:54 this on Doc's video i genuinely thought he was trolling iskall i had no clue this is another kittyCafe settlement.

@woomynation

Ай бұрын

I realized what was going on since iskall was in need of shulkers last video, but I didn't realize iskall didn't know about it beforehand. The fact that it was presumably improv makes it so much more funny

@Anna_Evan

Ай бұрын

Especially because Doc edited the Iskall bit after his kitty Cafe one.

@discochaotica

Ай бұрын

Doc's entire episode was calculated to strike back against the shenanigans which have been going on this week.

@JacksonOwex

Ай бұрын

Technically there's NOTHING stopping Doc from giving Hermits items that others have permits for, they just can't PROFIT from it! Yes, the spirit of the permit gets muddled but let's not let semantics get in the way!

@ThatOneIsSus

Ай бұрын

5:20 The second I saw the shulker shell in Doc’s hand I knew what shenanigans were afoot

the giant hourglass should have been etho's glass shop. since he's sharing profits with all the hermits that gave him permits it could have been called the OurGlass shop

@50sRockChick

Ай бұрын

That’s clever. 😂

@riccardocalosso5688

Ай бұрын

Have you ever thought of doing marketing for a job? Because I would buy the hell out of a shop with that clever a name.

@SKsuprakirby

Ай бұрын

Too bad. Doc was faster.

Iskall: *(names his cat Adam)* _(Flashback)_ *Video with Captainsparklez* Jardon: Atoms are really the pixels of life Iskall:... Adams? Jardon: Yeah. Atoms Iskall:.... I know an Adam once

*Iskall's half-baked rocket shop gets 2 sales* "I deem this... a *GREAT* success!"

@khushijannat7273

Ай бұрын

26 diamonds 2 mins after opening is a great success

@Nyerguds

Ай бұрын

One of them was a bulk sale, though. That's really decent.

Iskall has that dad energy of not wanting a cat, but always plays with said cat.

I think there's genuinely something wrong with The Neighbourhood. There's a farmer who's working with Big Salmon. A crazy cat-lady who's been busy partying in the office of Susan. There's a Kitty Cafe owner, who's been kidnapping villagers while selling beverages + 1 free book of choice. A missing minister of administration. A Knight building a castle in the middle of an island. The secretary of Neighbourhood who has been dealing with horse shenanigans and business trading (with extended horse warranty). And then there's Chester and Perry the Platypus.

@Shadonicus0652

Ай бұрын

Xisumavoid?

@audreymation

Ай бұрын

Hey I'd read that book

@SKsuprakirby

Ай бұрын

​@@Shadonicus0652 He's the only normal guy in this area of the server.

@MansakeLabsOfficial

Ай бұрын

Nah, sounds alright to me.

@siliconsulfide8

Ай бұрын

@@Shadonicus0652 Paying people with fake diamonds.

oak is just so heavy that it takes many boxes to store it

@riztiz

Ай бұрын

True. That's a whole meter³ of oak right there

@Nanoqtran

Ай бұрын

Mumbo found out that 1 frame = 1 log (oak) so either the oak is heavy or the frames are heavy

Individually wrapped oak logs... Malicious compliance at its best 😂😂

You could make the RockBoxes 30 diamonds but 25 if you return the container. That way you don't run out of shulker boxes AND people will feel like it's a discount.

@sabrinasugar2819

Ай бұрын

And you can hopefully work around the issue of selling shulker boxes without having a permit. Edited to correct myself: I forgot they were specifically allowed to “package” product in shulker boxes for convenience. 😅 how did I forget that quickly about Doc’s masterful malicious compliance? 🤣🤣🤣

Iskall and Doc working together is like Beef's worst nightmare

stress was so exited to finally give iskall a cat

23:20 Etho buying Iskall's rockets with Iskall's money 😂

I realized halfway through the video that the shipping container does not in fact say “BS” but rather 85.

10/10 episode. Stress agressivly gifting Iskall a cat, Doc commiting licence fraud AND the rocket shop shenanigans? All in one video?? We eating good today

Grass fed all natural organic high quality oak logs individually packaged for your convenience.

We now as a community demand a Adam interaction every episode.

@tahunuva4254

Ай бұрын

Adam Smasher, as the creepers call him

@russellwiedeman5098

Ай бұрын

Second

@Ironsight_Army

Ай бұрын

Based

@jadam42

Ай бұрын

Adam is a wonderful name choice. Funny to watch that while sitting here with my white cat 😂

@KevSB07

Ай бұрын

I like to think that Adam is short for “adamant”… because iskall was so adamant he didn’t want a cat, not enough to withstand stress

Iskall, if you make gambling in your shop, please have it shoot off a bunch of rockets when the gamble doesn't pay off for them. *pays diamond block on gamba* *gets 1 rocket* *40 rockets go off all around them*

@somejerkbag

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

IMPORTANT CORRECTION FOR AMERICAN VIEWERS!! If you are wanting to tune into iskall's stream tomorrow, the times he gave on screen are not accounting for daylight savings starting tomorrow. It should be 6 AM NY and 3 AM LA

@DisasterAster

Ай бұрын

Ah thanks!!

“I’ve got something important to deal with” *approaches Adam with sword*

1:19 You can tell by the enthusiasm

@emilelesaffre

Ай бұрын

Yeah… a cat…

@CarpathiaS

Ай бұрын

wooohooooo

1:30 it's okay Iskall, the universal cat distribution service gets all of us eventually

Your actual shop definitely needs to have a slot machine for Keralis. 1 Diamond per stack or use the machine where you can get 0-3 stacks.

Love to see Doc shulker laundering

@Gustavo-vs6qy

Ай бұрын

Beef wont go though the trouble of building his own shulker farm now that doc has given infinite amounts of skulkers to tango iskall and etho, flooded the market

@martinrichter9325

Ай бұрын

@@Gustavo-vs6qy Actually Beef and Xisuma built a shulker farm yesterday on stream. It's already working, so I expect a shulker shop open soon :D

@thegameplayer125

Ай бұрын

and the funny thing is that i guarantee cleo laundering enchanted books to keep doc from profiting them is probably what inspired doc with this idea. loopholes are definitely fun to exploit

@Gustavo-vs6qy

Ай бұрын

@@thegameplayer125 and Cleo got that idea from doc literally doing the same with other hermits Log Permits

@Shortnamesareoverrated

Ай бұрын

You love to see it

The theme of this season seems to be "Malicious Compliance" >:D

@thegameplayer125

Ай бұрын

as cleo said, hermits are petty

Since you have the permits for rockets and for TNT, you could build affiliated shops under the name Blast Off

@enanirwin2182

Ай бұрын

Omega Blast off tm

The organizing alone earned the like. I'm proud of you iskall, you did good.

Doc really is the most fair Hermit. Iskallman has some competition

Beef: takes down house Iskall: I’ll fucking do it again

@Ararebear

Ай бұрын

And then he does it again

@AevisError

Ай бұрын

It'll be like it was never gone.

@BixbyConsequence

Ай бұрын

Cactus house

A thought… why not embrace the shipping container idea and run with it? More containers on the ground, a crane on top of the base with a container being lifted up by it, small mini-farms in various containers.

Goes to show how useful Doc is as an ally. The way all of the events Iskall and Doc went through independently, to now Iskall recieving 64 Shulker Boxes is poetry.

5:03 What did Doc do to the poor donkey. He wanted to DASH away as far as possible 😭.

@derandere4356

Ай бұрын

Iskall had a golden carrot in his hand that attracted it

@jsw973

Ай бұрын

Generations of selective breeding, likely with incest involved as well

Excited for the Catskall era :D

Best way to use the mail system is have a subscription and mail rockets to the hermits. At an up charge for convenience of course

It would be fun to see Iskall get super cat obsessed so we can hear Stress say "Oh dear, what have I done?!"

Look at that, individually wrapped logs... Genius...

6:50 The realization I had just as he was saying it... Brilliant

now iskall’s factory has a security guard, stopping and scaring away any creeper escapees !! thanks for your service adam

Doc said the creeper farm looks like a rocket. You could add large gray fins and an engine where the box is right now and make it look like a crashed ship

Congrats on your new child Iskall, Adam aka Iskat is gonna have an epic life

Most people: Now with 20% less packaging Docm77: Now with 172,700% more packaging

Rather than using the mail system to restock your shop, it would make more sense to let hermits mail you their empty RockBox(tm) with a payment inside (because the mail system requires s shulker box anyway) and then, you could refill their RockBox(tm) with rockets and send it back to them in the mail! I think this would streamline and be a really good system for the hermits. Another idea is you could also have a spot in your shop where the hermits could trade in an empty RockBox(tm) for a full one.

@katherinehaig4660

Ай бұрын

This is perfect. They send it with payment and their stamp inside so he knows who it's from and it's easy to send it back to them.

For the mail shop, what about a subscription service? They send you (x) diamonds and a renamed note saying who it's from, and you can send the shulker back and (x) tier amount of rockets inside each week lets say - perhaps 10 diamonds for 12-15 stacks? No need to refill yourself on shulkers either Able to pay in bulk, like 120 diamonds for 3 months or so and a reminder to renew at the end of the period

Im telling you iskall is about to go through a "dad doesent want a cat dad and cat a year later" ark

I am absolutely loving this season! It feels really different then other seasons(in a good way ofc) Keep up the good work iskallMAN

I've noticed it before Iskall, but I just wanted to say I appreciate you posting the local Sydney time for your streams. As a Sydneysider, its nice to see us get noticed, and while I've spent 20 + years knowing the time zone differences, not everyone has, so I'm sure my fellow Aussies value it as well.

Automating the rocket delivery system through mail is basically sahara 2.0

Iskall just randomly getting a cat from Stress is now the highlight of my day

I can't stop laughing and the episode just began. Stress is so wholesome but funny at the same time.

😂 Cleo is the genius. Doc is just following suit. 😂

Iskall getting a cat has to be one of the best Hermitcraft moments I've seen so far. Absolutely adorable and hilarious.

Poke the GOAT, ruin the economy. That's just what happens.

Iskall and Adam are amazing, the best duo in existence, 10/10, life-changing

1:54 Iskall calling his cat Adam like it's the post credit scene of Guardians of the galaxy 2

I thought the shipping container wrote "BS" but it was 85 lol!

@collicou

Ай бұрын

Oooooh that's what it's supposed to be 😂

@vzihall

Ай бұрын

Was looking for this comment .. Couldn’t figure it out and now I feel silly hahaha. Watching half asleep is not a great idea

@decadoodles

Ай бұрын

Same!!

@marniejane11

Ай бұрын

Hahahaha omg of course 😂 I was like "Why did he put BS on it?!"

The deal Iskall and Doc made is almost exactly how buying certain recreational substances works in some parts of the US. In some places they’re not legal to buy or sell, BUT you can give or receive them as gifts. So there are places where you can buy, say, a pen for twenty dollars and then get a “free gift” of a little baggie of the Devil’s lettuce. I hooted laughing when I figured out what was happening.

Stress being nosy is the gift that keeps on giving this season 😂

"Resemblanceof gunpowder I would say?" -Continues to place burning torch under a wooden barrel right above it :')

beef tore down your house, and made the post office agree to screw over Doc, in order for doc to GIVE them shulker boxes for the postal service.... He had it coming ;)

For your base, you should build a 'nuclear power plant' thats powered by burning diorite and make it look like thats powering all your farms

And that’s why doc is everyone’s favorite goat

Congrats on adam of doom

Always love the interaction between stress and iskall. Always having a good watching those 2 converse

16:06 ISKALLL!! In addition to using the mail system for automatic restocking, you could also have Hermits sign up for a Rocket Subscription, where you mail them a RockBox once a week or something like that! That way, they don't have to go to the shopping district even!!

Curries PC World in the UK sold *preinstalled* windows licenses with broken hardwrives and even offered to send the hard drive streight to the rechyler. It works in real life as well!

Doc is really a madman in this season, his business plan is bonkers. Like, he's not only bypassing Beef's Shulker box permit, he's also "selling" them for way cheaper than Beef probably will. Absolute genius.

"This is the only sugar cane I have left" *six shulker boxes*

Docm77 is indeed genius, but he will be at his worst when some incompetent hermits are too incompetent for his ingenious plans!

Your sarcasm over the cat is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

"My pet ~~duck~~ cat Adam going for his first swiiim~." "Adam...? ADAAAAM!"

I love how Doc's plan is basically to just sell wood to people but ship the wood in 64 different cardboard boxes. Meaning that he's not selling the boxes, but they're just packaging.

Omega Flight to the moon!

@KamilZmarzly-im6jc

Ай бұрын

Of Doom

i know simple gambling probably isnt what you had in mind but building a slot machine where you can either win rockets or tnt or not win at all sounds super interesting, just coming up with the visualization options for such a build sounds so funny, thereš so much redstone potential damn, now i want to build one xd

My favourite thing about the permits is all the ways the hermits are getting around them. "It's free real estate" after all. 😁

He called the cat my name!!!!! Omega Pog Love you Iskall for this amazingng coincidence. I am now apart of the server 😂. Love the new added SFX too. Keep it up up buddy!!

@InfiniteCat15

Ай бұрын

Nice

@daseapickleofjustice7231

Ай бұрын

I love that Iskall community still use pog, I’m sad people don’t say it anymore run my country it sounds funny in Swedish

@Darkest9469

Ай бұрын

@@daseapickleofjustice7231 Iskall is the one who got me saying pog. He’s my all time fav person to watch

You could make it so if someone mail you a diamond you auto detect that on your side with a item filter then it could automatically send back a rocket box , you probably would also have the sender include their own stamp in the orderbox so you auto load their stamp and send it back to the correct person. And with that system if someone wanted to order something and send it as a gift to another hermit, they could simply add the other hermits stamp in the order box.

Doc actually uses Flight Duration 3 rockets... but of course, he already has his own facilities set up to produce those for him.

Suggestion for the box above the creeper farm- Make it a crane which will eventually pull up the container and make it a part of the base.

DOCS BACK IN THE CIVILIZED PART OF HERMITCRAFT

@albuspercivalwulfricbriand5363

Ай бұрын

Which is what will make hermits go to war once again…

atom is such a cute name for a cat (if you know, you know)

@Gojibeere99

Ай бұрын

I immediately remembered that as well 😂👌

@Rightsideup23

Ай бұрын

Thanks for bringing back that memory, lol!

I love that Doc is selling in sand solely out of spite

Stress thanking Iskall's new cat like hes a new born mother is halarious.

yay new episode!! I'm having so much fun with this season so far

would be funny to have the flight rocket store be in the sky

A Swedish stack of wood; some assembly required.

I hope Iskall does the whole “dad doesn’t want a pet” thing and ends up becoming over-emotionally attached to Adam

Adam should be renamed to Dio! It's short for a certain block that he resembles

Beef has been busy starting beef 😂