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@wesss9353

29 күн бұрын

Why can't you use your real voice instead of AI? Or have the guy doing the scam in video ad for the narration?

@Ze_Moose

29 күн бұрын

Uber DOESN'T give rides at 2pm!

@HensleyTG1

29 күн бұрын

They just had to taze and arrest him, sad

@wesss9353

29 күн бұрын

@@HensleyTG1 he fucked around and found out

@jhs8496

29 күн бұрын

I buzz muh groinhairs with muh mangroinhairbuzzer. The short-and-curlies fly like wood chips at a lumberjackin' contest when I get to buzzin' muh groinhairs.

The more bodycams I watch, the less I want to drink alcohol.

@triz313

29 күн бұрын

Or just enjoy it responsibly? I mean the reality for most of us is not getting so crunk that we have our boss call our moms to figure out a plan with the police.

@Lochias333

29 күн бұрын

Good. I'm more and more convinced every year that alcohol should be illegal again.

@ataridc

29 күн бұрын

​@@triz313a lot of people think they know their limits but are way off

@susanh6877

29 күн бұрын

True enough, but it's even less that I would want to be a police officer as I dreamed when I was younger. I would definitely not have the patience for this foolishness.

@azureavocado5195

29 күн бұрын

“Spirits” are called such for a reason. You’re opening yourself to possession/influence and releasing control. It’s legal FOR A REASON.

You can tell that she has a lot of experience herding toddlers.

@VioletJoy

28 күн бұрын

😂

@billionairebychoice8436

28 күн бұрын

That's what she should be doing instead of this.

@CollectingYourTax

28 күн бұрын

@@billionairebychoice8436Not wanting to pit someone in jail and save them from going to jail and ruining their life is bad? New one

@lornaginetteharrison7168

28 күн бұрын

@@billionairebychoice8436What a sexist, misogynistic statement.

@toyamwarr

28 күн бұрын

Every police officer is overqualified to teach preschoolers.

As a full time Uber/Lyft Driver; I’m begging you PLEASE don’t just dump agitated/belligerent/vomiting drunk people on us. I have no problem driving drunk people home, but if they’re acting like this dude then figure something else out and maybe get help.

@Real_Steve_Sharpe

17 күн бұрын

I did wonder about that. They're more than happy to let him off scott free if he gets in an Uber - not to any particular place, just as long as he goes _somewhere,_ ideally on the far side of the county line, anywhere it's someone else's problem.

@mattb6646

16 күн бұрын

Yeah that was my thought, shitty for them to make it an uber drivers problem. They should atleast tell you the situation so you can agree or not

@smacc1323

16 күн бұрын

I feel your pain on that, I wouldn’t even be working past 11 PM if I were you

@FranklinHicks-qs4gs

16 күн бұрын

😅

@melip-hd8nu

15 күн бұрын

@@ironsam2381 facts

the girl on the phone "ya hes not my problem" lmaoooo DAMNNNN

@CcBeautiful94

13 күн бұрын

Especially he called her a different name LMAO 😅

@MORONICO3

4 күн бұрын

She definitely wasn't in South Carolina 😂

This is my father, regrettably. I have seen some comments here where people say “oh he could be a good guy, he’s just drunk, maybe he’s decent when hes sober! He has a bench warrant in South Carolina for not paying child support and has over 50,000 dollars in arrears, which is supposed to help my mother - his ex wife - take care of and pay for me and my little siblings. My mother has sole custody because in 2020 he was charged with domestic abuse, spousal r@pe, child neglect, and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. All things ive witnessed multiple times and the aggravated assault was him holding a knife to my mothers neck threatening to kill her. His benchwarrant is on him for life and if he is found within South Carolina borders he will be arrested and held in jail for not paying child support. The “kirsten” in the video I never was familiar with, but the “Lisa” he mentioned I was familiar with. He finds people like Lisa or even his boss seen in the video to take advantage of, live with, and then indulge in his alcoholism, drug abuse (marijuana, cocaine, etc.) and then when that person finally figures him out, the cycle continues. As of now I have no clue where he is, I have a protection order over me as does my mother because of the acts against us. He is not a good man, he does not deserve to be a father, and his mom mentioned in the video has her own skew of messed up mental issues. After a lifetime of fighting with police ill say, its entertaining to be binge watching these cop videos and the next one in autoplay has your fathers voice and face of which you havent seen in years, even if this video is from 2023. In this video he is funny, likeable, and a charismatic asshole. Its all apart of his act and disconnection from reality, making life a joke. My family continues to heal every day. Cj, Anna, or Mary/current girlfriend - if you see this, fuck you.

@imabeardsley9280

15 күн бұрын

Wow- I am sorry. I felt every damn word you wrote. I hope your heart heals😢

@JimiJames-xq3kc

13 күн бұрын

Thanks for clearing a few things up with the backstory.

@ilovetati91

12 күн бұрын

so sorry

@lulumoon6942

12 күн бұрын

Can imagine this is A LOT for someone unfamiliar to digest. But if you've lived it like we have, it's just another day. I also served for years as a Victim Advocate, so have gone at it from a different perspective. In my 50s and STILL healing. Hope you've had support with Complex Trauma C-PTSD. These Sociopaths are destroyers and parasites and you deserve SO much better. Proud of you for the clarity and insight shared here, and the one thing I could suggest is to flip the script and choose DAILY the things that bring more joy and future. In ALL things. Look forward, best is yet to come. 🙏🕊️

@sophiemarcaurele

12 күн бұрын

As someone who grew up in a messed up situation, I feel you! ❤ Take good care of yourself and try to get therapy if you can, even "children of alcoholic parents" meetings can help. I think you already know this, but it's not your fault your genitor is like that! It was never your fault. Forgive him not to excuse his behaviour, but to set yourself free from him... then live your best life ❤❤

Babysitting a grown drunk man, acting like a kid. Just take him to the drunk tank

@Ze_Moose

29 күн бұрын

"Don't do that CJ!" 😂

@Ena48145

29 күн бұрын

​@@Ze_Moose "Seeee Jayyyyyyyyy, don't do that Seeeee Jayyyyyy."

@Mary_Beth_Reimer

29 күн бұрын

Do we even have those anymore? We really ought to!

@yanevaknow1017

29 күн бұрын

Awe be quiet

@JM-qn3tf

29 күн бұрын

So sick of them coddling ppl.. this should have been over in 5 minutes

The way she has to talk to him like a toddler and the way he listens only to her when she speaks like that is both hilarious and embarrassing

@imabeardsley9280

15 күн бұрын

Lol She had to mother him because he was responding well to it… yes ma’am😂

@volpelunare3613

3 күн бұрын

C'mon CJ! You need to catch the train!!

this guy should have been arrested for being drunk in public 30 seconds into this fiasco.

that female cop is totally a mom

@AB-nk5wv

26 күн бұрын

“CJ!” The way she says it is a total giveaway 😂

@ferretyluv

26 күн бұрын

Nah, she’s clearly a former teacher.

@bayadere8308

26 күн бұрын

You're right, which is why she's hopeless at enforcing the law.

@ShesMajickal_

26 күн бұрын

Why was she bonding with him?

@Soohook

26 күн бұрын

@@bayadere8308well said wannabe cop. I love it when armchair quarterbacks say stupid sh*t…😂

“You need negative beers, man” - fucken brilliant line officer 😂

@AB-nk5wv

26 күн бұрын

4-5 cops wasted an hour negotiating with this fool when it should have been 5 minutes. 🤦‍♂️

@michaelhaydenbell

25 күн бұрын

@@timosnorthshore Yep, it's THAT clever 👍👍

@anti-ethniccleansing465

25 күн бұрын

22:27 Who writes these subtitles?! Lmfao - Obviously English isn’t their first language, because if it was, they’d know the dude said BUBBA, not “buh buh” (wtf is “buh buh?!” 😂).

@awesom-o1570

24 күн бұрын

​@@AB-nk5wvsometimes it's better that way, there peace officers not gustapo.

@star_gazer2967

23 күн бұрын

Watch yo mouth weirdo... and stop liking your own comments 🤡 it's WEIRD! 😂🤣🤣

The cop with the tattoos was there the whole time and only spoke at the end “your getting sued”😂😂😂 bro was another level of unbothered

“This shit needs washed off” “Leave their car alone” “Aight.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@imabeardsley9280

15 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@lyndawhite5171

6 күн бұрын

Yep, that one made me belly laugh 😂😂😂😂 Talk about being distracted, Geesh. 😵‍💫

She's a Mom.

@heatherwolmarans8287

29 күн бұрын

She did a super awesome job, but there's no pill for stupid, sadly.

@karenneill9109

29 күн бұрын

Great Mom voice! She had him going for a while, but he was just too far gone.

@erismana2105

29 күн бұрын

@@heatherwolmarans8287 She did a great job trying to get him to think about making better choices , some people just can't be saved though

@cleemungo

29 күн бұрын

I thought she must've been a horse trainer because the way she had to lead him around lol

@GasstationnSushi

28 күн бұрын

@@cleemungoI thought the same lmao

Dumping this guy on an Uber driver would be the worst thing for the Uber driver

@Thanks-Again

24 күн бұрын

As an Uber driver, every ride from 1-3 is like this and you just can’t engage

@Nick-mg5zj

24 күн бұрын

@@Thanks-Again1-3pm? That’s crazy.

@benwilson6559

24 күн бұрын

@@Nick-mg5zjDamn you had a 50/50 guess and still got it wrong.

@amazonman481

23 күн бұрын

I drove Uber in Indy and I responded to a call in a residential area. When I turned the corner to go to the house on a cul de sac. Police were lining the road. Both sides. I stopped unaware of what was going on. A young kid was getting kicked out of his girlfriend’s parent’s house. I was approached by an officer from behind asking me why I was there. I told him Uber and they had me turn around and not leave until the guy was released. I wanted to cancel and they would not let me.what a mess.

@jer0b0am

23 күн бұрын

Agreed - that was really irresponsible policing. "We can't control this violent drunk, so let's dump him on a member of the community." Such poor police work, where otherwise they did well

That took about 20 minutes longer than necessary

“I thought it was tomorrow” 😂 “Does Uber work this early??” At 2:30pm. just can’t write this stuff.

@SJ-mn9ut

15 күн бұрын

“Is today tomorrow?” Lady cop: “Today is today. Tomorrow is tomorrow.”

"That was rude" is the funniest response to getting tased I've heard yet.

@coolcpa3321

27 күн бұрын

"Why'd you do that? That was rude." Made me choke on my coffee. So freakin' funny.

@Shannonbarnesdr1

27 күн бұрын

lmao !!

@Shannonbarnesdr1

27 күн бұрын

@@coolcpa3321 😀

@JTheraos

26 күн бұрын

The funniest response to being tased is the unfazed "ill get you, bitch" lol

@venturousclown2

25 күн бұрын

Hahaha

This is the most compliant non-compliant person ever.

@nightrider1850

22 күн бұрын

He's a slob that needs to sit in the drunk tank for 24 hours every time he get drunk and dissordly.

@anakinchosen

14 күн бұрын

Just cause you’re 8 feet tall doesn’t give you the right to be rude to cops 👮.

Lady talking to him like he's a dog. "Come on CJ lets go CJ. bad CJ 😅

@Doncroft1

15 күн бұрын

Like a petulant toddler.

👮‍♀️: "i need you to go to your room" 🥴"yes ma'am" 😂😅

Officers are on another level of patience.

@danielrn133

29 күн бұрын

The dude literally wasted probably 20 man hours on his drunk loser ass. He should get a bill for this crap.

@ProfessionalKafir

29 күн бұрын

They are not patient. They are dumb.

@BigShaneGillis

29 күн бұрын

Especially the Big Dude

@Theheadgiver

29 күн бұрын

Having patience to prevent an arrest is always worth it. Its better for everyone if they just help them out

@beardedlonewolf7695

29 күн бұрын

@@Theheadgiver Isn't it weird that people say "they're too patient" like they're surprised when the cops are supposed to be and try their best to de-escalade any situation? it's even part of their job... or used to be at least, in fact these are very good and professional cops, not some broad or surfer dudes with a power trip.

He wasn't arrested for "mocking" anyone... he was arrested for threatening violence against multiple people and being disorderly.

@larysanderson

20 күн бұрын

Exactly. This title sucks really badly and generally Midwest Safety is decent when it comes to that so it's a bit sad to see. This is America. You can mock whoever the fuck you want, including cops. What this person did was not "mocking".

@TAZgarage

19 күн бұрын

I don't think the title implies that's why he was arrested, though.

@mattmobley2664

19 күн бұрын

He wasn’t arrested. Lol😂

@user-wz8gj4mc4q

19 күн бұрын

they were not "real threats" though. It will not hold up in court.

@larysanderson

19 күн бұрын

@@user-wz8gj4mc4q you're 80iq max.

At 40 years old, your boss should not have to come rescue you from being arrested because you're to drunk to take advice. He also shouldn't have to call your mommy.😂

@americaisstolenland1441

28 минут бұрын

@@gary-rr7jp well you are witnessing Wh!te privilege in Amerikkka, where wh!te people have the privilege to break every law and still get a slap on the wrist. I mean let's be frank and honest if he was BIack or Hispan!c, he definitely would have been arrested for not pulling out his ID fast enough, he'd be profiled and slammed on his face for even attempting to make threats or urinate on construction sites.

"This needs to washed off", proceeds in cleaning a random Mercedes with his shirt 😗🤣

@imabeardsley9280

15 күн бұрын

Lolol ❤😅😂scrub-a-fukin-dub baby🧼🧽

@IvanDBelmont

5 күн бұрын

That's an Audi, lol

"Taze me again I need to wake up" Gotta admit that was funny.

@mamamilkweed7668

27 күн бұрын

They should have granted his request. 😊

@evilskills

26 күн бұрын

if i ever get tazed by the cops while being this drunk that's what i'll say even though i highly doubt that will ever happen

@mikeespinoza5733

26 күн бұрын

ive heard funnier farts and less disgusting turds than him.

@rbell7666

26 күн бұрын

i want to test my hypothesis: at about .03 people lack the ability to understand they are being tased in the first 10 second. They are like, "Hmmm...what is this odd sensation?"

@aaronsatterfield6026

25 күн бұрын

@@rbell7666 I think you mean at .3, .03 is low enough to operate a vehicle.

CJ: Kirsten? Wait you're not Lisa. Kirsten: I'm in South Carolina. He's not my problem.

@WavesofJava

29 күн бұрын

that was savage

@Mercurio2435

29 күн бұрын

@@WavesofJava And correct 🤣

@Angelonwheels24

29 күн бұрын

That was the funniest thing she could've said in that moment 😂😂😂

@avelesm

28 күн бұрын

Kirsten said I had enough, that’s a y’all problem.

@personallyvictimizedbylifelmao

28 күн бұрын

We stan Kristin 😂🖤

Telling a 40 year old grown man that “I’ve already talked with your mom” is priceless.

This dude found the most patient security guards, the nicest cops in the world, a boss who’s willing to come pick him up, and still managed to get tased and arrested 🤦‍♀️

"You identified your own problem. You drank too much today." "I thought it was tomorrow."

@atomic_wait

28 күн бұрын

Time traveler confirmed, the appearance of severe intoxication is a side effect of time travel.

@socius1337

27 күн бұрын

Is today tomorrow though?

@laskey2175

27 күн бұрын

😂

@angelmeece7065

27 күн бұрын

@@atomic_wait😂definitely

@kelammo

27 күн бұрын

Is it today or tomorrow? Hint: it’s never tomorrow- no matter the date.

"i should KZread this" lol well it's been youtubed 😂😂

@jodiforeman3314

29 күн бұрын

you got your wish my friend

@carrierussell9224

28 күн бұрын

I'd love to be there when he watches himself in the video!

@erinclearwater3620

28 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@VioletJoy

28 күн бұрын

​@@carrierussell9224I would pay to see that!

@Naji_Naughty_Pantry_Eggs

27 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

"That's the first time I got un-handcuffed and put in a regular car" I'm dying lol.

@imabeardsley9280

15 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

That manscaped advertisment was a jumpscare

You know this guy is just a big of jerk when he is sober.

@icummins1806

29 күн бұрын

He definitely sucks as$

@darkwinter8

29 күн бұрын

Ikr? He's listed or shown that people close to him are tired of his shit.

@analogbunny

29 күн бұрын

I dunno... he seems kinda affable. Like a generally decent guy who fell on hard times and is dealing with it by drinking sooo much he's making it worse. There's a version of him that's a likeable guy. Or anyway... he's definitely much more likeable than most people who show up in these videos.

@Matt-xv2cp

29 күн бұрын

​@@analogbunnyNah, he's a dbag.

@BNatoAk

29 күн бұрын

Or he's only a jerk when he drunk like 85% of people who get drunk lol

Been sober since April 13, 2019. It was the best decision I’ve ever made.

@marilonowens2706

29 күн бұрын

Congrats 🎉 👏

@lil_neen6424

29 күн бұрын

Congratulations!!!

@StevenG222

29 күн бұрын

Congratulations on 5 years!!

@DelMastro1984

29 күн бұрын

Congratulations. That's excellent news and not an easy thing to do. You got this 💯💯

@nine9whitepony526

29 күн бұрын

Good for you man. Keep up the good work. 😊

As an Uber driver, please don’t put people like this in my car.

@luciezak3671

8 күн бұрын

I honestly couldn’t even imagine if you had to deal with this

Only time I agreed with this man in this whole video is when he said “ Is today tomorrow??” I ask that same question at least once a week and I don't even drink 🤷🏻‍♀🤣

@Battleatchivamaugs

14 күн бұрын

I like you already 😂

@questionableuserr

13 күн бұрын

⁠@@Battleatchivamaugstrying to spit game over KZread comments is a whole new level of down bad😭😂

As an Uber driver please don’t pass these people off on us, it endangers us and puts our safety at risk, he’s clearly volatile and too intoxicated

@Leojw10

28 күн бұрын

He was a mixture of a friendly drunk and a angry drunk

@Naqshbandi7007

28 күн бұрын

Exactly and this level of intoxication and type of attitude can be very dangerous for an Uber driver to have to deal with, they are very unpredictable and he does not have a concept of reality. He could start to believe the driver is going the wrong way, cause a nuisance and be combative, I’ve done over 14,000 rides on Uber and Lyft in more than a couple states, I’ve seen it all, putting this man in his current state in an Uber is putting an innocent citizen/driver in danger ⚠️ . I expect the police to have the public’s back and put our safety first.

@jrcat2258

27 күн бұрын

I was drunk out of my wits once in NYC, a cabbie took me home. I opened the door a couple of times to puke my guts out (when stopped at a light), but dude was chill and I left him a huge tip!

@Naqshbandi7007

27 күн бұрын

@201111chris 1. Your original position: Uber drivers shouldn't be endangered by having to transport extremely intoxicated and volatile individuals. 2. The response: "Would you rather a drunk take an Uber or hop in their car and drive themselves?" The response distorts your argument by: 1. Ignoring your specific concern about driver safety with extremely intoxicated and volatile passengers. 2. Implying that you're arguing against all intoxicated individuals using ride-sharing services. 3. Presenting a false choice between Uber and drunk driving, when that wasn't the issue you raised. Your point was about the safety of Uber drivers dealing with dangerously intoxicated individuals, not about whether intoxicated people should use ride-sharing services in general. The response fails to address your actual concern and instead argues against a position you didn't take. This strawman makes it easier for the responder to argue their point, but it doesn't actually address the safety issue you raised for drivers dealing with extremely intoxicated and potentially violent passengers.

@blazeandcyrus

26 күн бұрын

Exactly

Being drunk at 2 pm is crazy. No wonder he is divorced.

@annamariavalatka636

23 күн бұрын

Right

@imartinist

22 күн бұрын

@CallMeErie 💯. We all know the truth. Some people don’t want to accept it because they refuse to believe that they have an advantage in life…

@Blackhawk5656

22 күн бұрын

​@imartinist go protest you big ass baby

@qc1679

21 күн бұрын

I’ve been there. It’s horrible. Thank God I gave that life up in 2017.

@wolfmantroy6601

20 күн бұрын

He didn't start drinking until after the divorce. She broke the man. Poor bugger.

"What are you, a cop?" As he's speaking to the same lady cop who he's been speaking to for a half hour and is clearly sick of his bs 💀

"No, you're under arrest." Dude played the drunk-ass reverse card.

Lmfao CJ a fucking menace 😂

@emilianozapataa4184

29 күн бұрын

“I got 5 on it” 😂😂

@WashBearfrl

29 күн бұрын

@@emilianozapataa4184 i was looking for this comment thank you. hes gotta be the most strangly entertaining drunk ive seen in awhile. fastest mood fluctuations ever

@personallyvictimizedbylifelmao

28 күн бұрын

Truly the most entertaining drunk I’ve watched 🤣 I think it’s because he’s so confident in everything he’s saying. Every time he put his phone to his ear and said “hi Uber” I died 🤣. And he started wiping off a strangers car with his shirt lmfao! He said “what are you, a cop?” to a uniformed officer 💀💀💀 I fucking can’t. Hahahahhaa

@ChaseCBoy

28 күн бұрын

yeah the pig oink laugh was bugging me but he cool tho

@SpiritCrumpler

23 күн бұрын

@@personallyvictimizedbylifelmao He got me too with that "What are you, a cop?" shit too lmao..I cant imagine how far gone he was at 2pm man thats some 3am activities.

The fact that they were perfectly willing to hand him off to some poor Uber driver and make him THEIR problem is WILD.

@Burhanontheranch

29 күн бұрын

They do that all the time and it’s infuriating.

@frightranker

29 күн бұрын

If they were to arrest him, it could result in them getting harangued for 'criminalizing addiction' or the like and there is probably some sort of directive that says they need to attempt all other options first.

@charliechristie2949

29 күн бұрын

I am an Uber driver and It's just part of the job ! The cops give us business !

@poperman3208

29 күн бұрын

A lot of people who uber are drunk so not really a problem

@Autisticbanmeforbeingdifferent

29 күн бұрын

It’s called shift change is three so they didn’t want to do the paperwork

and the problem is his uncle or whoever is helping him out in this situation is going to get ignored and dude won't actually appreciate what the guy is doing for him.

"What are you a cop?" The delivery of that line actually made me belly laugh holy shit.

"Fuck you, I'll fight you!" 2 minutes later: "I like you, I really respect you guys"

@SpaceMissile

25 күн бұрын

alcohol be like:

19:19 "Cj GET YOUR PHONE OUT NOW!" Brought out the mom tone.😂

@erismana2105

29 күн бұрын

A comment about a female cop that isn't being bashing , shocker

@stub4488

29 күн бұрын

I thought it was going to work. Lol

@rogerborg

28 күн бұрын

@@erismana2105 They are generally better at de-escalation, they're just generally a liability when things _do_ escalate.

@kevinmccool3719

28 күн бұрын

I knew her attitude change was coming 😂😂😅

Thank goodness he didn't make it to his truck and wasn't able to get behind the wheel. The police were so patient and gave him chance after chance. I can't believe they tolerated as much as they did. And then they still didn't take him to jail and released him to his friend. They deserve a raise.

I’m a police officer in western germany… and while patience is an important quality for an officer (especially when dealing with drunk people) I think this was taking it way too far. If someone doesn’t understand or follow my commands the 10th time around, I don’t try to tell them another 10 times. Especially when they’re repeatedly challenging me to a fight. It‘s a waste of time, energy and ressources and it doesn’t make for a good representation of consequential police work.

"You know what?" They always ask but never tell us.

@Davewutsup

28 күн бұрын

Cuz they don't know 🤧⚡😆⚡

@desertweasel6965

28 күн бұрын

​@@DavewutsupI think they knew for like a split second and then by the time the words hit their mouths they have completely forgotten the point.

@Lahteehdah

27 күн бұрын

😂😅

@donaldbishop923

27 күн бұрын

I always said, "Yes." It seemed to really confuse them.

@SpiritCrumpler

23 күн бұрын

You know what dude?

“I got an ex-wife, I can’t see my kids…”. Kristen said “he’s not my responsibility”. I think this guy has a problem.

@freshbreadroll8392

25 күн бұрын

@@HelenCamile63 we can see why he's not allowed to see them

@NixxSlays

25 күн бұрын

Her kids probably act more mature than he does, I can see why she left

@diannmurphy2010

24 күн бұрын

I can’t imagine why he’s an ex or why he can’t see his children, they deserve better than this.

@LillyMarzSheps

24 күн бұрын

He does. A ex wife that won't let him see his kids.

@biggfacts6083

24 күн бұрын

@@HelenCamile63 he’s not my problem is what she said

These kinda videos make me glad I got sober.

The first thing too much alcohol does to you is make you not know the difference between the easy way and the hard way.

"What, are you a cop?" - CJ, after speaking with cops for almost 45 minutes

@maxahissou7574

4 күн бұрын

🤣😭😅😂

Boy, you can't say they didn't try very hard. They gave him MORE THAN ENOUGH time and patience. Wow.

5:28 He said "I got five on it!" I'm dead.

@imabeardsley9280

15 күн бұрын

And the snoring lol😂

@DubbleTee

11 күн бұрын

@@imabeardsley9280 😅

I’m a 12 year old, and honestly.. Watching these videos make me feel mature. These drunk “adults” act like 6 year olds, smh..

I went through an alcoholism stage myself. Never again, these videos help remind me what alcohol does.

@nakednotfamous

29 күн бұрын

proud of you pal, keep staying strong!

@SonoftheWars

29 күн бұрын

Alcohol has nothing to do with this. This is 100% irresponsibility. Drinking to excess, bad attitude, lack of respect and shame...

@talyahr3302

29 күн бұрын

Yeah alcohol is one of the worst drugs. It's just the most normalized.

@robdubent

28 күн бұрын

@@SonoftheWars actually it’s a pretty damn big part of this 🤡 You a drunk or something?

@annamariavalatka636

23 күн бұрын

Good job. Best wishes

Man they literally gave him EVERY opportunity and dude still fucked it up

Must be an outpouring of the patience of Job over this entire police force.

"Stop wrapping around me I'm not a bubble. -Drunken man on a sat/sun who had a fight last night

1 hour of arguing with him should have 10 minutes and been arrested

@anti-ethniccleansing465

25 күн бұрын

18:29 The male cop with the body cam just _HAD_ to open up his mouth to whine, didn’t he? The dude had finally agreed to comply, was on the phone saying he needed an Uber, but this genius male officer needlessly decided to push his buttons right there at that exact moment. _“We can only be nice and patient for so long. Waahhhh.”_

@cookric

24 күн бұрын

@@anti-ethniccleansing465he “agreed to comply” 85 times. Get your head out of your delusional ass.

@wasimdbala349

21 күн бұрын

@@anti-ethniccleansing465 yeah you're definitely over the age of 60. Do you understand how uber works? They KNEW he was bullsh1tting I bet your wrinkly pasty self wouldn't have been so defensive of a criminal if he was a couple shades darker tho hahahaha

@destroya3303

18 күн бұрын

@@anti-ethniccleansing465 You're trippin, this is all on drunk boy.

@Doncroft1

15 күн бұрын

They didn't WANT to arrest him. That was obvious.

Cop: "Criminal Trespassing" Drunk guy: "What are you? A cop?"

@josmclove4426

28 күн бұрын

😂

@metalburner357

28 күн бұрын

Cruminal juspassing 😂

@videnez

28 күн бұрын

“Yea, that’s kinda what I do”

@user-kq8qo8go8j

28 күн бұрын

No they are not sir.A real cops would have had this wrapped up in 5 min.😅

@TheRealBoomslice

27 күн бұрын

@@user-kq8qo8go8j Their patience was out of this world honestly.

I was ready to lock in for 6 more episodes of CJ and the Cops

He really fooled me with the: "Hey Uber?" "Aight, I got Uber" Unbelievable that the cops thought he wasn't honest when he specifically called for an Uber 😆

His boss acts like his Dad lol. He said he already talked to his mom

@mplslawnguy3389

28 күн бұрын

Number one, why does your boss have your mom on speed dial? LMAO

@joduh4665

28 күн бұрын

My guess his boss is also family/friend of family.

@Bubba__Sawyer

28 күн бұрын

Why would anyone want this guy working for them?

@Juan_deep

27 күн бұрын

Must be nice to be YT

@mikeespinoza5733

26 күн бұрын

Boss is 100 percent screwing mom and shes making him employ her piece of shit son.

If calling cops "bro" was an arrestable offense, the jails would be bursting.

@joyanders3968

29 күн бұрын

So true!!

@talyahr3302

29 күн бұрын

That's because your suggestion is dumb

@Goneheadout

28 күн бұрын

That’s one dumb comment

@eastcoastaudit

28 күн бұрын

Ummm theyre just regular ppl lol

@boondogglet132

28 күн бұрын

calling a cop "bro" might as well be an admission of guilt. i dont think ive seen one innocent person call a cop bro

when that bottle of alcohol smiles at my from the fridge, i get reminded by these guys, why id rather keep it where it is.

NO, he does not understand that he's drunk, even if he says he does. He's being a public nuisance, drunk in public and not complying with Law Enforcement he should be in cuffs and on the way to jail. Unless an officer is going to be placed outside his room, he is going to get out continue the show. Alcohol related behaviour...got to love it.

“I’m actually sober” followed by almost falling down the stairs is hilarious

@theflamingone8729

28 күн бұрын

I'm going through that with my housemate. "I haven't been drinking!" As he staggers, stinks, has wine stains around his mouth and his face is all red and swollen from the red wine. That, and "I'm doing it..." as he isn't doing it.

"Oh, I'm sorry! I thought this was America!" - Randy Marsh

@eternalstudios4502

27 күн бұрын

U Americans say the wildest things.

@s13drift7

27 күн бұрын

😂

These might be the most patient cops I've ever seen lol

"criminal juspassing... what r you a cop?" 🤣

Honestly love the dynamic between the lady and drunk. It's like an owner talking to a disobedient dog😭 "Pick up your money CJ!" "Yes ma'am"

@Mickeyblue987654321

28 күн бұрын

I bet anything she’s a mom to at least one toddler 😂

@kelammo

27 күн бұрын

I’d say 3 kids, pets & a hubby lol

The offer to take his keys & let him sleep in the truck is truly going above and beyond. The drunk is an absolute fool not to take that golden deal

@paige4128

22 күн бұрын

Right because I know me personally I get GREAT sleep in my car.

@nevincaulfield

19 күн бұрын

What an imbecile

@TheBeanis8

15 күн бұрын

He's 100% black out drunk and has no idea wtf is even happening lol. Guarantee he won't remember a lick of any of this the next morning.

@JimiJames-xq3kc

13 күн бұрын

​@@TheBeanis8 Today? Or tomorrow?

“You’re a big dude, I like you” 🤜🏼🤛🏼😂

These officers deserve an award for patience.

Cop literally said "im trying not to arrest you"....GOLDEN

@__Theodore

24 күн бұрын

@@NorthHeart yeah it’s not possible to talk with a person who’s clearly blacked out. He’s going to have zero recollection of anything.

@scottmichaels6854

23 күн бұрын

Too much paperwork.

@larrypowers2515

23 күн бұрын

​@scottmichaels6854 That's why I always found more creative ways of disciplining my troops when I was in the Air Force. Paperwork is time consuming and doesn't always work. But you start messing with their off duty time, they straighten up and fly right. I would voluntold them for all kinds of weekend details. It always worked.

"He's not my problem" perfect answer;.

I can't understand why people dont listen. For god's sake, just listen, and you won't go to jail. That's a deal any day.

The female asking him to call an Uber yet he can’t even talk. She’s just flattered by his BS.

Isn't this the living example of 'You can lead a horse to water......" ?

@Canucklesammich

29 күн бұрын

No, because he drank. A LOT.

@jeremytrent3534

29 күн бұрын

@@Canucklesammich Good answer, actually!! lol!

@Voodoolawnmower714

29 күн бұрын

Yeah , but he's gotta piss..

@Moon_Presence

29 күн бұрын

Can't can't cant. Jesus

Chick cop: “CJ!! Stop!!” CJ, every time: “yes, ma’am” 😔

@BrianOmegaWolf

29 күн бұрын

Woulda lost it if he said "yes mommy"

@WavesofJava

29 күн бұрын

@@BrianOmegaWolf i think he might’ve been thinking it.

'Gets tazed' "That was rude"

Looking through some of the comments, and is nobody thinking what I'm thinking? How privileged must someone be to behave this belligerent, drunk, disorderly - tresspass, make threats, get tased, and STILL get released from custody?

"I've never been tased before, thank you" that took me out

Officers so determined not to have to write a report.

@PasleyAviationPhotography

29 күн бұрын

He was still charged, so they still had to write a report

@vickybryan25

29 күн бұрын

No jail won’t take him unless it’s a felony

@SonoftheWars

29 күн бұрын

​@@vickybryan25what?

@fknbastages

29 күн бұрын

@@SonoftheWars, yeah. They said it on the video. No jail unless it's a felony.

@SonoftheWars

29 күн бұрын

@@fknbastages I got that. I was more confused with the grammar. I'm that guy.

Cop said “you need negative beers man.” 🤣🤣🤣

"first time I've ever been un handcuffed by a cop and then put into my own car" that was hilarious

How quickly people go from "I don't give a f@@@" to "why are you tazing me", "why are you arresting me", "don't take me to jail"...

@1RandomToaster

28 күн бұрын

Don’t forget sarcastically asking a cop if they’re a cop and then telling them they’re under arrest

"what are you, a cop? “ I lost it

The fact that these cops decided to pass this guy off to a random hard working Uber driver is freaking nuts. That is unacceptable

Time to put the bottle down 😂

First the man swallows the liquor, then the liquor swallows the man

@10Wk3y84R

23 күн бұрын

Wisdom 🙏

@MakeCaliNiceAgain

23 күн бұрын

Confucius say 😂😂

@OneBadAssMoMo

22 күн бұрын

Well spoken!

You can tell that the female officer has kids, and they absolutely listen to her, ha. That's the mom voice that strikes fear into even grown men.

@k.gall7591

28 күн бұрын

Sometimes, it's the only way to deal with drunks......booze reverts your brain to a toddler. 😂

@jamiemercer6847

24 күн бұрын

I've been married 4 37 years it still strikes fear into me

A walking ,talking testament of what alcohol abuse can do for you. Officers show amazing self control and patience.

These gotta be the nicest, most patient cops on the planet!

"I should KZread this shit!" Midwest Safety: "We got you, bro!"😂

@lostinthedesert-hp4bw

24 күн бұрын

🤣!! 👍🏻😃

I love how the lady cop went from treating him like a puppy to treating him like her son 😂😂 "iam not gunna tell you again!!!"

@Mkebgjonsn

25 күн бұрын

That's why he behaved that way, like kid, cs definitely that's the attention he was looking for, the 👮‍♀️mommy love ( CJ plss go) for the 100 times.

Cops spent FAR too much time dealing with his threats and BS.