Someone invite him to an elementary school book reading.

i had a six pack with nothing to do till i saw this

@milkman00x

8 жыл бұрын

i was going to have a tv party tonight, but my tv set doesn't work! it's broken!

@lukeriddle5449

8 жыл бұрын

+milkman00x Why don't you just rise above?

@jeremynelson5311

8 жыл бұрын

drink some black coffee

@Sterve23

7 жыл бұрын

My late comment addition gets me so wound up.

@jeremynelson5311

7 жыл бұрын

It's because you're not evil.

I never asked myself the question of if anyone can turn a Dr. Seuss book into a deep discussion about world problems, but at least now I know the answer to that would be Henry Rollins.

"Fuck you I'm not waiting!" I love Henry Rollins.

@sstaners1234

7 жыл бұрын

love the line, "I had a rotten childhood! You want me to tell you about it? I think not." That had me rollin.

@miked4309

7 жыл бұрын

youre gang SUX....this is so priceless. "and youre a GUY"

@sh3sonlin3

6 жыл бұрын

St.Sasquatch I love this man😅

Henry Rollins audio Bible tapes. I want 10% for this idea.

@RichardDickGrayson

7 жыл бұрын

Nah, the Talmud or the communist manifesto....

@nickhighland799

6 жыл бұрын

jgerke55 lol if he does the same thing he does here, that'd make my fucking year. EDIT that rhyme wasn't intended...

@amethystdewilde762

6 жыл бұрын

What a bloody brilliant idea. I'd go for 15 % at least. That would be the funniest thing in the world!!!

@kittie_el_fantazmobulsara4302

4 жыл бұрын

Have you seen his movie " he never died".. it's on netflix:) it's a whole movie of critiquing the old testament

@phillipweber6059

4 жыл бұрын

@@camphor_dance underrated comment!

I fucking love Henry Rollins. He's one of my favorite people on the planet.

@reddalchemy5970

6 жыл бұрын

Me too dammit!

"I've been playing that game since i was about fourteen... HELLO." We need Henry in the Oval Office. STAT.

@vaultedeel

6 жыл бұрын

The Content Cynic he would never be safe

Sad Rollins not playing Negan, brilliant actor

@bones22j

8 жыл бұрын

Though the character of Negan was based on Rollins, he's just too short. Negan has to tower over Rick. JDM was a good choice.

@blazetieftw

8 жыл бұрын

I always thought he'd make a good Batman.

@runninggag5

7 жыл бұрын

I mean, I enjoyed He Never Died

@illuminatiCorgi

7 жыл бұрын

Damnnnnn that would've been interesting :|

Great! Henry Rollins is such a legend. Sadly many of the people who see this video won't know who he is.

@ryanwatt9222

8 жыл бұрын

I only know of him from his part on a Tool song from the Undertow album called "Flood" from the 90s.

@raptorinator

8 жыл бұрын

Dude you need to go listen to some of Black Flag's songs like 20 years ago

@LiamMHennessey

8 жыл бұрын

+Vann “gfghfhdfh” Flyheight Black Flag is an amazing 80's Hardcore (the punk genre) Band.

@hitch23213

8 жыл бұрын

i feel like henry would be sad that hitler recommended his music

@amocmofficial

6 жыл бұрын

Got the black bars tattooed on my right wrist, above it the bad brains lightening bolt. I'm 25 and have listened to black flag, Rollins band and many of his other ventures since I was thirteen of age.

we've got nothing better to do then watch tv and watch rollins read Dr.sues

@watts111

4 жыл бұрын

What is he gonna talk about...? "Oh, The Places You'll Go?"

"Dr. Suess needs better writers."

Good fuck. Henry is being Satirical, this is Funny Or Die guys basically a comedy channel.

Times were tough for Zaheer after Legend of Korra.

I died laughing at the moment he says, "ketamine." The only time I've laughed harder at his stuff was when he was talking about JFK Jr.

Henry Rollins the fucking man

From minimum wage to black flag, to dr. Seuss, if you understand Henry you will find this both somewhat sad and hilarious at the same time. Henry's anger and humility are a simultaneously brilliant combination. 30 years later still following...😎🤳💣💥🕶️

I cannot even express how much I love Henry Rollins... every time I hear him, he just impresses me with his thuoghtfulness and energy

He reminds me of P.C. Principal from South Park here

@itsrollintime

2 жыл бұрын

Imagining this made the video even better for me thank you

I love Henry Rollins so much. Thank you for this!!

I'm sorry but I couldn't stop laughing

@tickedoffnow

6 жыл бұрын

That was the point lol

I am 53 years old, and I have never read that book, and I am glad Henry Rollins was the reader I think I learned something good read

"Fuck you, I'm not waiting!" My mantra, I fucking love this man! Tell us another story, grampa Henry!

I played Einsturzende Neubauten - Kollaps behind this twice, and it was perfect.

I wish he did more of these, I loved it!

Totally worth the time.

Love Henry Rollins man.

"Fuck you! I'm not waiting." Love him so much

Basically redeems FOD all by itself

I can't wait for more of Henry Rollins book & commentary readings. hahaha

THIS IS AMAZING!!!

Him laughing is making my year.......So awesome is Henry Rollins. ^_^

Still one of my most favorite videos on KZread ever

@RodneyReviewsThings

4 жыл бұрын

Hank is great.

12:32 - 12:53 made me laugh my ass off. Fucking brilliant

Great Odin, I love him so much it makes me near weep.

Haha he should do a series of books. Love him!

Love your rants!

Love Henry Rollins with reading glasses, that is funny onto itself

one of my favourite books from when I was 4, being read by the great Henry Rollins is a dream come true🤣

HENRY ROLLINS For prez for the new 'Merica

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥love this!!

This is the funniest thing I have seen in the last 5 years. This is pure genius!

My Hero reading Dr Seuss, A smile has frowned upon me today. Day made

I love this so much.

Reminds me of john Malkovich twas the night before christmas on SNL

This made my night!

This made my week.

I love this MF.

He's one of my favorite people ever ❤❤❤

I'm glad to see Henry Rollins !! I grove with punk and he is still legend for me. He knows his lane and never change own self for money. I started life with punk drinking and smoking ten. but he is our legend !!! please do more stuff with dear Henry! PuNks never die!!!

I love this sooooo much

Absolutely love Henry Rollins...........................

More Henry Rollings STORY TIME! He's spoil freaking Awesome! telling it like it is!

It's kind of funny to see so many people take Henry Rollins sarcasm so seriously.

I wish he did a bunch of these so I could binge on them when I am having a crappy day❤😂

Need more.

"But I hate misogyny and I find it everywhere." I just fell in love with Hank.

too funny lol!! Henry actually is a great guy, and hes got a great sense of humour. cheer's (:

lmao brilliant! i want to see him do this with every Dr. Seuss book that exists.

jesus christ i thought i loved henry rollins before, godamn hes god in my eyes

I love how Henry is going realllly deep into Oh The Places You Will Go

This is PURE Gold.

I fucking love this guy 😂 😂 haha

He even licks his flippingfinger, like my Grandma did! If he had adjusted his glasses by shoving them with his thumb and third digit, he would be the real McCoy.

The waiting room Is the greatest moment of Dr Seuss,. Perfect poetry

It started off as a joke, but then became reality! 0_o

I love this Dude.

This is my favorite thing now.

when did Henrietta become Lydia Lunch Jr. ???

And this guy played the badass LoK villain, Zaheer

This was Great! LMAO

I love how Henry really empathizes with how women are marginalized. I would so like to meet him some day.

@crazyvoveriukas

7 жыл бұрын

I did get a chance to meet, truly nice and humble person! Hope you get to meet him!

@danieldeblasio9368

6 жыл бұрын

Donna Lee please lock him in your closet, and throw away the key! Tape his mouth as well, because he cannot sing.

@MrPink-kk6qn

6 жыл бұрын

You do realize that he's joking throughout the whole video, right?

@ByrneMJames

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrPink-kk6qn man we should get varg to do children's stories, they'd love him too 😆

This is fucking incredible.

HR is hilarious!

Having a crappy day? Just watch this. Thanks Henry!

I love you Rollins but I felt every second of this clip.

Its funny hearing rollins joke about misogyny but its true.

dr seuss wasnt an actual dr,but just before he passed away he was given an honorary doctorate by a university (cant remember which one it was though)

Someone needs to do an AMV with one of Rollins' skits played by Zaheer from "Avatar: Legend of Korra"; a character he voiced.

Legend.

Henry the wisest of folk

I'm feeling very empowered and included right now...

"Is he really a docta??"😂

"Am I reading too much into that, or is that an erection?" -Henry Rollins, 2016

Henry Rollins, you're a goddamn treasure.

Aww Henry, lighten up. It's the kid's version of Get In The Van. :p

I love his witty sarcasm

What does he know about partying or anything else?

@shawnryan2197

7 жыл бұрын

Zach Obad-Mathis Beastie Boys?

@VestingKnight10

7 жыл бұрын

Shawn Ryan Rollins screams it out in Black Flags song Six Pack, plus Beastie Boys in Heart Attack

@shawnryan2197

7 жыл бұрын

Zach Obad-Mathis​ I didn't know that was HR at the end of heart attack

@VestingKnight10

7 жыл бұрын

Shawn Ryan He wasn't but the Beastie Boys parody him saying that line.

@shawnryan2197

7 жыл бұрын

Zach Obad-Mathis I gotcha

Henry Rollins for president

@RodneyReviewsThings

4 жыл бұрын

Rollins 2020

I love this book, but this is brilliant!

Rollins is still funny as ever. I'm surprised they didn't slip in one of his songs.

I loved Henry in the 90's. Now listen to him try to connect to a new audience.

U r rad!!! Love love this. Damn straight. Women stay home!

So it was Henry with his analysis of this book that got the Dr. Seuss books canceled. 🤣🤣🤣

Mr. Rollins, are you saying that all girls have to have ponytails and pink dresses? Who are you to say that the short haired possibly Chilean person in yellow was a boy?

my kids would climb into his lap and listen to you read, Henry. This was hilarious though

Huh. I thought given the events recent to March 2021 this video would be filling up with comments right now.

This is gold, I'd pay good money to have a compilation of random Henry Rollins minisodes where he explains or retorts on topics. This video gave me all the feels Ain't no race but the human race 😗

Oh Henry, my Henry. My Salty Codger. My Curmudgeon.

Henry... Oh Henry, I love you!

why do I love you lol