helping my viewers rizz girls, but its a speedrun
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Eli gotta be the the most rizz repellent asf 💀
@talon2329
Жыл бұрын
Eli comin for u next💀
@luhsick
Жыл бұрын
@@talon2329 ohhhh nahhhh 😭
@omaramaya2893
Жыл бұрын
Wyd up?
@CypherDeChoco
Жыл бұрын
@@talon2329 bless
@kelpu3849
Жыл бұрын
fr (with rizz)
eli needs to have his own category of negative rizz 💀
@Change685
Жыл бұрын
But bro still pulling 😂
@nirdeep07
Жыл бұрын
@@Change685 pulling what????
@vranicccc
Жыл бұрын
"whats your favorite color"
@reclaimer2019
Жыл бұрын
I'm reaching eli levels of rizz
@soreskii
Жыл бұрын
@@Change685 bc hes not ugly if tht nigga was hed be finished 😂
We’ve all learnt a valuable lesson today, never, NEVER let Eli cook. 💀
@inkscopez6070
6 ай бұрын
''let me get them digitals''🤣💀
@SaveThePolarBears6
5 ай бұрын
@@inkscopez6070 H town baby
@looneyeditz01
4 ай бұрын
@@inkscopez6070u look phenomenal 😂😂
@inkscopez6070
4 ай бұрын
@@looneyeditz01 wow slow your horses🐴🏰
@Turntochrist12
2 ай бұрын
@@looneyeditz01 Jesus Christ is king he’s the only way to heaven he loves you he wants to forgive you he’s coming soon we need to repent from our sin John 14:6 Romans 10:9 John 13:7 Philipians 4:13
Whoever sent the girls that max was doing this and ruined it is actually a walking L
@tysaan
9 ай бұрын
Frr
@carrti
3 ай бұрын
they literally found him through max stream
@medhaddeji6
2 ай бұрын
fr
@redwolfie4156
Ай бұрын
Whoever sent the girls that max was doing this and ruined it is actually a walking L
@Jaja10508
Ай бұрын
@@redwolfie4156 did u just copy bros comment?💀
That “I wanna talk slow your horses” had me dead💀💀
@domtoretto5887
Жыл бұрын
Like why tf he had the horse emoji💀💀
@observedhippo1390
Жыл бұрын
@@domtoretto5887 💀💀💀💀
@moneymakinmitch8130
Жыл бұрын
this nigga add an emoji to every sentence like it’s a period ☠️☠️
@TheRealPatrickBateman
Жыл бұрын
@@moneymakinmitch8130 fr bro😭😭😭😭
@useronename
Жыл бұрын
stop it thy scallywag
Eli’s rizz is CATASTROPHIC☠️☠️
@LA-yi3tr
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@abazov7x
Жыл бұрын
nahhhh 💀💀 it's disastrous 💀💀
@skuerzy6857
Жыл бұрын
Phenomenal
@blayxr1004
Жыл бұрын
It’s DETRIMENTAL 💀☠️
@germyherbo535
Жыл бұрын
🪦
the amount of times that i dropped my head in disbelief during this video is unethical
@user-kh4yq4mz9o
7 ай бұрын
fr fr
@012ghost
6 ай бұрын
There's no way this is real😭i could barely watch this
@I_got_the_sauce
Ай бұрын
Real asf 😭😭
@CENTURION798
Ай бұрын
🙋♂️🙋♂️
"What's ur favorite color" ABSOLUTELY KILLED THE SHIT OUT OF ME HOLY FUCK
@jonatronfc7154
Ай бұрын
ON MEEEE
"Let eli cook" then proceeds to write the goofiest rizz 😂😂
@toolieew
Жыл бұрын
why'd they let his ass cook 🤣
@kaylor45beats78
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@snaz2449
Жыл бұрын
who let bro cook 💀
@Mattiass
Жыл бұрын
@@snaz2449 Jesse
@king3d_prettycoolmoney
Жыл бұрын
I’d really appreciate it if you check out my single “RiZZ”. It’s a great song that’s very fun and easy to sing and dance to. kzread.info/dash/bejne/qZdkx9Wxd8Lcnrw.html
There is No way this man is a actual human somewhere on earth☠️
@lilpetty2394
Жыл бұрын
Dawg this dude made me feel like I could do better 💀
@lean_n
Жыл бұрын
hold your horses 🐴
@Drewz2x
Жыл бұрын
He goes to my school😂
@jjso4552
Жыл бұрын
@@Drewz2x is he tall
@Drewz2x
Жыл бұрын
@@jjso4552 he’s not 6’4 prolly like 5’9 lmao
14:04 “I got BALL, B A A L” got my dyin lmaooo
@Tyler13X0
3 ай бұрын
Had me in tears
@HelloKittyyy07
Ай бұрын
Bald lmfaoooooo 🗣️🗣️
this was probably one of the most funny videos I've seen this year💀💀💀
I never knew someone could have so much negative rizz 💀💀
@boman2822
Жыл бұрын
i fumble every bag😈
@lean_n
Жыл бұрын
hold your horses 🐴
@randommf3338
Жыл бұрын
@@boman2822 MY TWIN
@Isaacbonane
Жыл бұрын
wait till you see me 💯
@rehanabhat51
Жыл бұрын
bro this guy messaged like a million girls 😂
Max got more patience than me, I woulda screamed at that dude about not listening way earlier
@ambroseapore8461
Жыл бұрын
1000th like
@rashid2194
Жыл бұрын
Bro is instinctively selling the bag
@jogobetter
Жыл бұрын
@@rashid2194no he was making the vid more funny. Him saying shit like whats your fav color was funny asf
@rashid2194
Жыл бұрын
@@jogobetter he made it funny fr but he has no rizz
bruh we need a part 2 of this shit im cryin
@phoenix5948
Жыл бұрын
Oh shit nathatan zed you are a crazy guy bruh
watching Eli cook with max is like watching gordon ramsay yell at a chef
We have to respect that eli was so selfless that he decided to take all the bad rizz from the world so we can all have W rizz
@angelpangel9669
Жыл бұрын
Damn bros a real one💯
@cobrian_killer
Жыл бұрын
@@angelpangel9669 fr
@underworlds2794
Жыл бұрын
@@angelpangel9669 yessir
@sage_ash4036
Жыл бұрын
wdym we? i got the worst rizz on earth
@FrenchUzi
Жыл бұрын
You know u ain’t got no W rizz 😂
One of the most entertaining vids I've ever watched deadass
@shawcremeans1773
Жыл бұрын
I laughed the entire video
@froots7575
Жыл бұрын
Funniest vid ive seen
@malcolmnking
Жыл бұрын
Actually this shit is so hilarious
@stephen1649
Жыл бұрын
same
@fivestarsingh
Жыл бұрын
Max is him
18:26 "I know it's speed rizz, but that's harassment" got me dead
Max seriously, you're one of the funniest people on KZread, I'm so fucking glad I found your page
"i wanna talk slow your horses" Medieval ass rizz
@axzcel7135
Жыл бұрын
king arthur ahh 😭
@xxiii262
Жыл бұрын
@@axzcel7135 lmfaoooo
@flameboik1424
Жыл бұрын
@@axzcel7135 nah not arthur😭
@axzcel7135
Жыл бұрын
@@flameboik1424 😭
@theratedrsuperstar3796
Жыл бұрын
Nigga thats Ancient rizz 💀💀💀
how does max come up with these terrible pick up lines, and yet eli somehow manages to send an even worse text
@urlove6455
Жыл бұрын
frfr, makes it all funny tho
@shellblaster6932
Жыл бұрын
It's so funny bro 🤣
@jogobetter
Жыл бұрын
He is trolling he is funny asf
@TSOPROD.
8 ай бұрын
no fr
@kenneth7239
6 ай бұрын
I wanna talk slow your horses 🐴
this is why im subscribed to him 😂 helpin out his community every once in a while. his game is good too lmao, girls love when dudes text like this
This thread funniest yt vid I seen in a minute bruh😂😂😂. Keep up the good work
8:53 “you look phenomenal” he gotta have the worst rizz imaginable
@Oogabooga08
Жыл бұрын
But still have more rizz then u
@pig497
Жыл бұрын
@@Oogabooga08 than * corny ass ng
@TheGrandGnome
Жыл бұрын
@@Oogabooga08 Eli alt account?
@JettFuqua
Жыл бұрын
@@Oogabooga08 lol
@mohammedyosko3152
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
13:36 Girl: “Whatchu on” Max: you gotta be specific Eli: “The phone girl”
@Muffins.0_0
Жыл бұрын
That sent me to another dimension 😭😭😭
@shellblaster6932
Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭 Dude rizz so bad
@obed8960
Жыл бұрын
That shit had me choking on my fruitopia 💀
@milanoo_5
Жыл бұрын
he so weird and corny like omg 😭
@BlunT402
11 ай бұрын
"BAAL"
i havent laugh so hard right now in a while after watching this man tryna help this dude rizz some girls😂
this is the greatest video of all time i’m dying the whole time
I got mad respect for Eli for doin this, even tho he said sum goofy shit 💀
@GuyVick
Жыл бұрын
Nigga had some many red flags in his text
@Kallixede
Жыл бұрын
@@GuyVick that's what harassment rizz gets you
@arnavsinha7509
Жыл бұрын
bro got a contract with the goofy devil💀
@jogobetter
Жыл бұрын
He is trolling he is funny asf
Max the rizzard of Oz
@bigdickrobert
Жыл бұрын
Rizzly bear
@Hypno21
Жыл бұрын
Rizzard is crazy 💀😭
@Rainxv
Жыл бұрын
Electro rizzard
@breadophile
Жыл бұрын
mike rizzowski
@yung_ts
Жыл бұрын
Dende Time
Bro this is the funniest video I’ve seen
This video helped me realize that looks really aren’t everything, thank you Eli 🙏🙏
Whenever I think I used to be the most down bad man on this planet, I watch this video and I realize I wasn't that bad.
@666diyor
Жыл бұрын
he jus trollin
@s6x
Жыл бұрын
@@666diyor surely
@xavier9437
Жыл бұрын
@@s6x he is he goes to a couple people in the comments school including me
@nrbmemes2414
Жыл бұрын
@@xavier9437 is he white?
@gavinamosjunior307
Жыл бұрын
same
eli's rizz needs to be studied 💀
@cyro60fps79
Жыл бұрын
Yh in Area 51💀
@realjarz1230
Жыл бұрын
@@cyro60fps79 nah that killed me🤣🤣🤣
@gc-yt6627
Жыл бұрын
@@cyro60fps79 HAHAHA
@terryabracey237
Жыл бұрын
Fr in some kinda mental institute 💀
@timothy9274
Жыл бұрын
Its like a mf uncurable disease😭🙏
I love your reactions whenever Eli did something wrong😂😂😂😂😂😂
The "you're illiterate" part though. You got me cracking throughout bruh. Love your energy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
the “i got bald” line had me crying for at least 10 minutes straight ☠️☠️
@vidhursabareesh8917
Жыл бұрын
"B A A L"
@saberfox5822
Жыл бұрын
Bro goes “OH EH- OOH
@joshmathew7551
Жыл бұрын
Fr, ain’t no way he wrote “I got bald” deleted it, and then wrote “I got bald” again 💀💀
@pinkkkiii_
Жыл бұрын
@@joshmathew7551 😭😭😭😭
My therapist: The negative rizz goblin isn’t real, he can’t hurt you. This dude in the corner: “What’s your favorite color”
@Googoogagabanana
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😮😂😂
@marekss
Жыл бұрын
it was funnny bro that's w rizz
@vampxo222
Жыл бұрын
“ Can i get your digits?”
@talkingfish9180
Жыл бұрын
I CANT BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@talkingfish9180
Жыл бұрын
@@vampxo222 Oml I’m dead
Bro whenever max getting mad at Eli made me die laugh, im being so fr🤣😆
haven't laughed this hard on a youtube video love these typa vids
"U got that sex offender rizz"💀💀💀
@bobby8303
Жыл бұрын
bro has ted bundy rizz
@thephantommarauder7748
Жыл бұрын
@@bobby8303 Nah Ted Bundy had great rizz problem is he was a pyscho murderer
@jxyden95
Жыл бұрын
Nigga cooked and burned the whole shit down 💀
@underworlds2794
Жыл бұрын
bro has dora the explorer rizz
@vegga_cat2601
Жыл бұрын
Nah😭💀
Bro said "slow your horses 🐴" 💀
@sicanrelate
Жыл бұрын
Ik 💀💀💀
@forksnork7757
Жыл бұрын
Shit was so faygo😹
@ratuldhakal1262
Жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@JohnKilmos
Жыл бұрын
timestamp
@ninjatube8779
Жыл бұрын
@@ratuldhakal1262 9:36
You look PHENOMENAL that had me somewhere dead😂 Max face sent my though unwelcoming pain 😂
we need more of these max please 😭😭😭😭😭
Theoretically it's impossible to have negative rizz, but eli just proved its possible.
@basilscorpion2151
Жыл бұрын
ya the amount of bags fumbled is flabbergasting
@KoreyVortex
Жыл бұрын
@@basilscorpion2151 9:14 was me seeing eli try to rizz. Bro took go for it a lil too serious
5:59 Eli: I thought it was all love? Max: *confused* What ? Eli: Because look at her name
@itsjustgoose1221
Жыл бұрын
😹got me weakkk
@trynagocrayz12
Жыл бұрын
Nah that was the one valid thing he said this whole video
@sody2291
Жыл бұрын
@@trynagocrayz12 that shit corny
@Simp4JennCarter
Жыл бұрын
@@itsjustgoose1221 frfr .
@trynagocrayz12
Жыл бұрын
@@sody2291 doesn’t matter if it’s corny it’s gonna make her laugh
this is one of the funniest vids ive ever watched
6:54 bro went straight for the smoke. Max looked so disappointed🤣🤣🤣
Max will tell him exactly what to say and he will find a way to mess it up im crying
@arjungutta7762
Жыл бұрын
slow your horses 🐴
@AyaanInfui
Жыл бұрын
bald vs ball
10:59 "let me get ur digitals " had me dying
@dylanbonixe5201
Жыл бұрын
yo let me get them digitals boi
@therobloxproplayer
19 күн бұрын
@@dylanbonixe5201"I'm from the H town baby"
We now know to never, never, NEVER let Eli cook
never seen a video of yours but you funny asl fr
It genuinely surprises me with the amount of negative rizz this guy has girls are still throwing themselves at him, wtf am I doing wrong 😭😭
@walmvalm5569
Жыл бұрын
Bro, he got looks. What do you mean
@user-mv6cg3cl8b
Жыл бұрын
He a good looking guy
@gavinr1425
Жыл бұрын
it''s because his @ was on the stream lmfao
@salticz9202
Жыл бұрын
He a good looking 🥷 He got the looks but no rizz and I got the rizz and no looks ong
@SA-jx7ti
Жыл бұрын
you ugly prob xD
Never knew he was a rizz teacher👀
This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched😂😂
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve watch on youtube
Max please do more of this series this shit funny as fuck 💀
@darraghroper1293
Жыл бұрын
Nah actually tho, I’m fucking crying man this shits too funny
@justrandomstuff908
Жыл бұрын
FR
this man needs to be scientifically studied this amount of girls with 0 rizz is absurd ngl
@Kaz-17
5 ай бұрын
Fr
@palolo381
3 ай бұрын
Yet he got h0es waiting for him, in my case after i put everything i tried including my pfp, not even a single girl tried to text me, just bots bro 😢 and i truly want to know why
@4kalex752
3 ай бұрын
@@palolo381post pictures
@Vari-lg8oe
2 ай бұрын
@@palolo381 How you looked at Eli? He just has unspoken rizz till he starts speaking
@palolo381
2 ай бұрын
@@Vari-lg8oe yes but why should i have rizz if not even a single girl is willing to listen to me
Bro gotta be the main character to stumble this much and STILL win.
Eli the type of guy to reply politely hand over those digital cell phone numbers after the text message “where you at” 💀
That rizz was absolutely atrocious had me about to have at the verge of tears
@Kujo830
Жыл бұрын
horrendous
@nora9768
Жыл бұрын
outrageous rizz😹
Bro got so many females in his dms But has horrendous rizz😭😭😭
@Playboimatrix200
Жыл бұрын
Probably his looks then even tho he sounds like he look like Logan from sml
@gloclipp
Жыл бұрын
deadass
@semsyszn
Жыл бұрын
@@Playboimatrix200 fr fr . But it was interesting to watch
@Playboimatrix200
Жыл бұрын
@@semsyszn if it's plaqueboymax it's most likely gonna be entertaining to watch
@h.n.r_funi3324
Жыл бұрын
they're all dudes watching the stream lmfao except that girl Leen
This actually one the the funniest vids I’ve ever seen
Nah im laughing way too hard rn i gotta subscribe
This too funny my guy. We definitely needa part 2 to see how Eli was able to cook by himself. Ngl Highkey I bet 80% of them accounts that were messaging him were guys from the stream catfishing😂
@madmanny14
Жыл бұрын
Fr💀💀💀
@Ngaboy441
11 ай бұрын
Computerized comment
The rizzler, the rizzard of oz, the boy who cried rizz, rizzky reels, rizzlemania, queen erizzabeth, rizzly bear, Hall of rizz, rizzardio, George rizzington, Abraham rizz
@gt-hoverclown3338
Жыл бұрын
Five nights at rizz
@boiyeets7376
Жыл бұрын
@@gt-hoverclown3338 😐
@gt-hoverclown3338
Жыл бұрын
@@boiyeets7376 ratio, “boiYeets”……
@CheezyFriezz
Жыл бұрын
Adolf Rizzler
@v4mpfv
Жыл бұрын
Adolf rizzler
miss this max man
“we gon see wakanda” goodnight this video has me in tears
Bro this was the most entertaining thing I’ve seen in so long 😭
@VvsBrooks
Жыл бұрын
That’s the same thing I said 🤣🤣
I haven’t genuinely laughed in a while. I love you for making me laugh
@cheems474
8 ай бұрын
"160 likes and no replies?? Lemme fix that" -🤓🤓
@JohnP-tg9db
6 ай бұрын
ur a shitter@@cheems474
“ What’s your favorite color “ 💀Bro I was dying this whole video 😂😂😂
Yooo this was funny as shiii yo this had me dying lmaoooooo
idk if eli playing a character or not but this genuinely entertaining as hell
@huntingq5252
Жыл бұрын
He is but whatever, it’s so funny
@jogobetter
Жыл бұрын
@@huntingq5252yeah he was trolling and made it funny but now people are making fun of him
This man is the definition of who let him cook
We need another speed run bruh gotta run that pt 2!🐐
the first guy had me laughin so badd!!😆🤣🤣😂
bro was about to say she look phenomenal 😭
@lrccontra1306
Жыл бұрын
max should have let him cook
@lordbola2162
Жыл бұрын
I was dying when I saw that 😂😂😂
@sicanrelate
Жыл бұрын
💀
Eli got that rizzstraining order 💀💀💀
@OscarRodriguez-ww8hz
Жыл бұрын
Bro got the looks but not the rizz reminds me of someone familiar😭
07:06 "you writing novels " had me dead 😂😂😂
What we doin throughout the movie? "Watch the fucking movie"
you don't know how pissed I felt everytime Eli tried to say something
Bruh I'm a girl and this has made me realise how difficult it is for guys to text girls omg
@dropoutwok
Жыл бұрын
RS
@anisexpert4604
11 ай бұрын
Not really, depends on the guy and his experience
@anisexpert4604
11 ай бұрын
I like to be spontaneous, like it is what it is
@lorddayyyy
11 ай бұрын
@@anisexpert4604 how do you be spontaneous
@goldenheadphones
11 ай бұрын
Nah it's not I just be me
Lmao this got me rolling. If chat didn't snitch, Eli would have gotten the W
BRO THIS THE BEST KZreadR BRO HAD ME ON THE FLOOR🤣
Max: u got this bro Eli: "Can you help me study" 😂😂🤣🤣
"Can you help me study?" Had me dying
@jogobetter
Жыл бұрын
18:07
I swear max be off a perc when he doing these vids bro 😂😂
rewatched ts vid tday and damn near died😭😭😭
this stream had me crying
@tavariuswade3
Жыл бұрын
Which stream was it
I love how he tried slapping Eli through the camera multiple times but quickly remembered it isnt possible
This whole video had me dead, bro got negative rizz 1000
max had a lot of patience for him😂😂
I don’t think there’d be someone out there with worse rizz than me💀💀💀💀
Bro was sliding into bars with that rizz.
I thought I was bad this man eli is on a different level
couldn't even fathom how little rizz was present 😭
9:23 "Maybe she'll post me" LMFAOO why he say it like that
Let me get them digitals had me dying😭
27:19 THEY DONT WANNA SEE THIS MAN SUCCEED
why was max mods saying L rizz, they want max to give him corny pickup lines? they rizz for sure trash 😂😂
@scoopdeo
Жыл бұрын
his chat young they don’t get it that less is more
@flares4218
Жыл бұрын
the oldest mods prolly 16