Tweet us your best Hannah sculptures and we'll feature the best one on the DONG instagram! Good luck!

@youknowihadtodoittoem1270

5 жыл бұрын

They did surgery on a Vsauce, Michael here.

@fireballfoxtrot6663

5 жыл бұрын

relatable

@kolanut

5 жыл бұрын

I love u

@yugal.prakash

5 жыл бұрын

Can you T-pose in the next video?

@cavv0667

5 жыл бұрын

Were you pressed for time Jake?... You come off as super rushed and Very inorganic during this video. Probably late for a date... with Hannah.

i think jake is getting progressively more and more insane

@Bodyknock

5 жыл бұрын

Føxtrøt It might be hereditary, who’s his dad? 😄

@prehistoricorchid3455

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly same

@Ansem119

5 жыл бұрын

hes becoming the new michael

@weebeegoblins5683

5 жыл бұрын

Hannah keeps Jake and Michael in isolation every now and then.

@TheDeadOfNight37

5 жыл бұрын

@BMAN488877 nah I feel like Kevin is

are you being held as a hostage jake. just be honest

@linktidal2902

5 жыл бұрын

Taikamuna hello taikamuna

@rockypikmin4493

5 жыл бұрын

So do you just comment on every video? Slowly and slowly, this channel is becoming my favorite because you comment on almost every video that I watch

@uhoh7545

5 жыл бұрын

No, Michael is his Dad

@gibboustime

5 жыл бұрын

Taikamuna you're videos are in some of jack's YIAY vids

@desmondmehta

5 жыл бұрын

why is this guy in more places than justin y

Jake makes me feel comfortable and okay with life when words come out of his mouth

@spodergibbs5088

5 жыл бұрын

SchnitzelFrenzy I don’t like him

@trauntualafigghtetr6209

5 жыл бұрын

I watched way too much of michael, now it just feels like Jake and the weird beany guy are just trying to imitate his style. feels gross

@spodergibbs5088

5 жыл бұрын

trauntuala figghtetr exactly

@U014B

5 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/p56iqpayftSyaKg.htmlm15s

@StraightOuttaJarhois

5 жыл бұрын

@@trauntualafigghtetr6209 I felt that way at first, but Jake grew on me. Still don't care for the beanie guy, though.

Damn, Michael needs medical help, he looks different

@esteban_osman

5 жыл бұрын

He probably not getting his daily dose of memes

@botez5671

5 жыл бұрын

Or does he???

@esteban_osman

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Number6ManUrinates

4 жыл бұрын

@Doom Slayer... _ _ _

I'd like everyone to note that Jake consents to being pet on the cheeks

@marcelinebrownell8399

5 жыл бұрын

• music trash • yES

@argenteus8314

5 жыл бұрын

I'd like everyone to note that he was probably joking, and that you shouldn't do that if you see him in real life or you'll creep him out. A poorly thought out joke, but still, I think, a joke.

@musictrash5295

5 жыл бұрын

@@argenteus8314 obviously??

@sadtoast6122

5 жыл бұрын

Witch ones 😏

@cooperhill7705

5 жыл бұрын

Larry Pseudonym r/whoooosh

“Yeah if you see me just come up and pet me on the face”

@redalt58

5 жыл бұрын

He asked for it. I will if I see him

Judging by the title and the shirt, Jake is trapped in a cell. I see your silent cries, Jake.

I am in grate pain ples halp

@talhatariqyuluqatdis

5 жыл бұрын

No, Micheal is his dad

@thebaseandtriflingcreature174

5 жыл бұрын

Oof

@MGSLurmey

5 жыл бұрын

That pun was cheesy. :')

@raindren

5 жыл бұрын

Hi *in grate pain ples halp* nice to meet you

@dentoncrimescene

5 жыл бұрын

Wubalubadubdub

OKAY BUT THAT SHIRT IS EPIC

@KALEB32154

5 жыл бұрын

On the Create Unknown he expressed his interests in Nicholas Cage right? such a great listen.

@rubenbahr2083

5 жыл бұрын

Now THIS is EPIC

VSauce Jake has been kidnapped and he needs your help. Reply in the comments below with your mommy's credit card number, the expiration date, and the 3 numbers on the back.

@cringebob965

5 жыл бұрын

TheOfficialCzex 3***************

@prehistoricorchid3455

5 жыл бұрын

This actually made me chuckle slightly Good job

@unreal-the-ethan

5 жыл бұрын

Credit card no.: 5105105105105100 Exp. date: Never 3 nos. on back: 420

@sirwannabeguy4886

5 жыл бұрын

*sees first line* or does he?

@marcelinebrownell8399

5 жыл бұрын

Captain R. WITTEREL Thank you!

At first I thought this was a surreal entertainment channel video from the thumbnail...

@burrito9736

5 жыл бұрын

Same

Blink twice if you are in trouble

What an.... *interesting* notification.

oh if i ever encounter you jake don't think i won't stop and pet your pointy beard

Our Vsauce bois slowly losing their minds...they grow up so fast 😢

Why should I?

@jos9574

5 жыл бұрын

How to properly clean your metal computer YOU JUST COMMENTED ON IMALEXX

@tomryan3408

5 жыл бұрын

shut

@THECREATOR49Steam

5 жыл бұрын

@LocalToast weird flex but okay

@clankboss827

5 жыл бұрын

because they did surgery on a grape

@bensutcliffe1975

5 жыл бұрын

Because

Anyone else wish the O.G. Vsause channel uploaded

@Pumpkinss

5 жыл бұрын

He's most likely doing his youtube red series

@CallOfDutyProOwner

5 жыл бұрын

Do you know if Jake actually is Michael's son? Or was it just a joke

@Pumpkinss

5 жыл бұрын

AlexikFTW Just a joke

@Menjoood

5 жыл бұрын

Or is it?

@uber5043

5 жыл бұрын

Lol this makes me wonder how many viewers actually took that seriously

"hes my dad"

@TheSenhorZe

5 жыл бұрын

He's our dad

@jo3m4ma60

5 жыл бұрын

@Omar Rasooli what?

@pan-cake8534

5 жыл бұрын

*BrEaKiNg nEwS*

@starranger4104

5 жыл бұрын

"Huh, 15, that's how old Michael was when he had me"

I woke up this morning and found a highly trained military llama on my front porch. I don't even have a front porch.

@anter176

5 жыл бұрын

The llamas built the front porch, did you miss the class on "classical llama fortifications"?

@maracachucho8701

5 жыл бұрын

Then you woke up again.

@GhenadiiUrsachi

5 жыл бұрын

Are you sure you woke at your home?

@rafalg87

5 жыл бұрын

@@GhenadiiUrsachi He woke up at someone else's home, but it was still his front porch (which he doesn't have).

The Morse code website is actually kind of addictive.

No.

@chemicalbrother5743

5 жыл бұрын

@abooo din mamma He actually is.

@jjjjj7463

5 жыл бұрын

@LocalToast random = funny

@davidwojciechowsky3335

5 жыл бұрын

rebel

@damienleigh9943

5 жыл бұрын

No to what? Please help am confused. Help.

@frenchfriesman2322

5 жыл бұрын

Omg you so savage

“It’s pretty dang cool.” Don’t you mean, “It’s pretty *dong* cool”?

"come up and pet me, I have no bubble..." And then 2020 hit. Sorry for your face pats loss Jake

Hey it's me

Nicolas cage is the most handsome man of this generation.

@bert7109

5 жыл бұрын

actually its chris pratt

@gianteffinglizard9379

5 жыл бұрын

Finally someone talks about his shirt.

@macybutler6015

5 жыл бұрын

Jake*

@selinnazsur2328

5 жыл бұрын

Damn straight

I just want to say thanks for the Morse trainer, I’ve spent a couple hours on it and it’s working great!

Im here bb whatchu need

@_monti142

5 жыл бұрын

Jared Thomes bb Lmao

Who else actually wondered is Vsauce was Vsauce3's dad???

@runguardian6868

5 жыл бұрын

your brother

Did anyone else think that was Baldi in the thumbnail?

@TrumpCardMAGA

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah like a Baldi blow up doll called "Baldi's Bae Sex"

Jake makes me feel welcomed. Like I can come to him with even the littlest problem and he will comfort me. Thanks Jake! I can’t wait to see grandpa Micheal again!

He blinks in morse code which means" help "

*_surreal entertainment_*

Tiberius Jake Taco Roper the Third.

Watching this gives me nostalgia

Thoroughly enjoyed that, thank you.

I always love seeing Vsauce D.O.N.Gs

@spodergibbs5088

5 жыл бұрын

Aidan Yelsma I like Michael but not jake

@hypnotoad28

5 жыл бұрын

@@spodergibbs5088 Jake is dank tho

@thec-m

5 жыл бұрын

I clicked on that link and it's some Russian site or something.

what do you need help with ;)

much nicer to have the links with timestamps thank you

Help me. Relateable

how about u help me?

jake's compliments are my only will to live

Jake's joking flattery always genuinely cheers me up.

Michael made the title he forgot his vesauce account. 🙏🙏🙏🙏 Please help.

Wait.... Michael isn't Jake's dad.... is he? Lmao

@thenyquilchannel8738

5 жыл бұрын

Eric Mercer no lol

@thenyquilchannel8738

5 жыл бұрын

Eric Mercer Jake is 31 and Michael is 32

@EricMercer207

5 жыл бұрын

@@thenyquilchannel8738 so, no guarantee? 😆

@thenyquilchannel8738

5 жыл бұрын

Eric Mercer yeah basically lol

@Jordan_Dossou

5 жыл бұрын

Dude saaaame 😭 my entire world was going to be flipped, reversed, and turn retrograde 😂😂😂

Love this channel

I love Jake's videos. He says things like my face shines like the Sun and so on. It's good to hear.

wait so does normal vsauce just not exist anymore cuz I haven't got any vsause 1/2/3 notifications for a while

@munjee2

5 жыл бұрын

V sauce 2 has been uploading

Okay Everyone. I vote we get hanna to host the next Dong!! We need upvotes on this if we want it to happen #Hanna4Dong

We cant help until vsauce releases another vid

I need help too

Who else is here when it is now D!ng

im dying

the humour is tearing me up X'D Please keep it up gang hahaha.

love you right back jake

I love me some good DONGs on December 1st

Wait.... *help me pls*

i actually just spent 40 minutes on that morse code thingymajig, i had fun, got past the numbers section and all

Thank you, Vsauce. Now we got ourselves a meme template.

I'm gonna hug you, Jake.

Yes

Jake is an entire mood

I NEED THAT SHIRT

Jake: help me Micheal: or are you?

Ok, this is epic

wow that morse code thing is hella cool

Just wanna say how much I love Jake's "Shona" soundtrack. xD It's been my favorite to hear in any vsauce video since forever

Oh, gosh! I love Jack!

Now I'm curious how many people are gonna walk up to Jake in public and pet his face while making intense eye contact and not speaking a word

I LOVE your T-shirt, Jake.

they keep getting more iconic. vsauce will peak soon. people just needs to realize it

What do you think I’ve been trying to do?

Why is this title the entirety of my existence in just a small selection of words

I want that t-shirt and hannah. You’re welcome for feeling mildly disturbed

"Pet my Face" -Jake 2018

Whenever Jake say "am happy to see you" I start thinking is my cam on and hacked

I can’t stop looking at Nickolas cage on jakes t-shirt.

the title and picture are extremely relatable

I'm seriously impressed by the online zbrush site

i was thinking that this was a surreal entertainment video with that thumbnail

It feels like the walls are caving in

0:13 Oh no it's spreading. *THE DISEASE IS SPREADING*

Thats a welcoming thumbnail and title

I miss when dongs were like this, this was fun to watch and i actually went to play around with a couple of them! What i really want though is more like, content in the videos themselves. Anyway, good video, will probably watch again. More like this please!

I'm definitely petting Jake on the face if I ever see him

I would do anything for vsauce michael

Mr. Bump: Help... me...

Love the t-shirt

I saw the thumbnail and thought this was a surreal entertainment video

Michael is everyone's dad

“YEEEAAH!”

Jake always make my day

Oh this channel is alive

If I ever see Jake in person I'm going to pet him on the face and see how he reacts.

4:20 please dont give me flashbacks to joels monstrosities 3d models

this channel is getting closer and closer to becoming an actual meme

Those Michael jokes are my reason to live.

That shirt is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen in ages

Jake is so nice what a guy

CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE HIS SHIRT!