The Rise and Fall of YTMND: kzread.info/dash/bejne/fZes2aySlbiwl6Q.html

@LeeHutch89

5 жыл бұрын

Whang! 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

@brynotar

5 жыл бұрын

A conflict isnt looming with Iran. Iran is unstable but they arent suicidal. The Iranian government knows that if they continue to affect shipping routes then the rest of the world will ensure that these lanes stay open. That would result in a forceful regime change. I believe that we wont hear anything from Iran for awhile. However the media wont stop reporting that we are on the verge of a conflict with Iran for another few days. The US played it smart. They sent a message that said "we can fuck you up but we are better than that."

@bippityboppityboo552

5 жыл бұрын

You need to do an update to ytmnd. Site has been down for a few months... Feels real bad man...

@chosentonessournotes

5 жыл бұрын

Ey Whang... Ever hear of Ill Mitch before? I’ve always been so curious about that dude but never really knew much about him. Besides the fact that he was a rapper from Russia living in the USA.

@bippityboppityboo552

5 жыл бұрын

@@chosentonessournotes fuck...

Silkmaster here, reporting for duty

@promqueenkiller

5 жыл бұрын

reporting for booty*

@moof9994

5 жыл бұрын

Love your channel bro

@anthroposlogica9379

5 жыл бұрын

Wavywebsurf reminds me of the guy that always shows up to parties but no one really knows who he is

@arronbeta598

5 жыл бұрын

Kek

@andrelunaisatuna

5 жыл бұрын

That cameo was W E T

how pathetic does someone have to be to doxx a literal child?

@generalgk

5 жыл бұрын

Ask Kathy Griffin

@rileyodonnell8867

5 жыл бұрын

General GK Or CNN

@thegoldenboy294

5 жыл бұрын

What doxx means?

@cggcgg4612

5 жыл бұрын

r/pewdiepiesumbissions: *nervous sweating* EDIT: the people on r/pewdiepiesumbissions are sending death threats to a kid that said that Keanu Reeves didn’t look like a legend and now they’re trying to doxx him.

@antlerman7644

5 жыл бұрын

@@rabbischlomobengoldbergstein lack of empathy to be fair.

This is actually so adorable and wholesome and has a happy ending, seriously doxxing a little kid because of that? Thats repulsive, any kid could've easily done something that embarrassing with access to the Internet

@FireRising86

3 жыл бұрын

People suck and I await the day the sun explodes

@Gustavozxd13

3 жыл бұрын

Well, he didn't find a boyfriend yet, so we'll see about that happy ending

@Alberto-ny7kf

3 жыл бұрын

@@FireRising86 "black hole sun, won't you come..."

@dantean

3 жыл бұрын

You consider that ending "happy"?

@froggyspond1133

3 жыл бұрын

He Didn’t seem all that happy in that last video( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)

"the internet was more wholesome back in the day" the internet back in the day:

@dguy0386

3 жыл бұрын

the internet has always been a chaotic potentially harmful dumpster fire but it's our chaotic potentially harmful dumpster fire

@pold111

3 жыл бұрын

who said that

@olliegoria

3 жыл бұрын

the internet was anything but wholesome until about 2014

@AlanaBananaCanada

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely wasn't more wholesome, I've never heard anyone say that

@itjustworks1858

2 жыл бұрын

nobody has ever said that stop lying

"Yes hello awkward mullet child, I want to physically harm you for being an awkward mullet child."

@positiveecho326

4 жыл бұрын

That’s about the gist of it.

@Thedamped

4 жыл бұрын

Best summary of bullying in general I have ever seen.

@trppstar

4 жыл бұрын

@@Thedamped people are scared of things that are different, I'm sorry to say that in some cases I just can't fuckin deal being around some type of people, it's just the human brain acting all weird.

@trppstar

4 жыл бұрын

@Gabe Davis perche?

@thatoneasiankid8734

4 жыл бұрын

@@trppstar it's okay buddy, I know it's a struggle living with a mental disability is hard. I'm here for you.

“Yes, I’m gay” Shyamalan wishes he could pull off a plot twist like this

@originaluseername

4 жыл бұрын

*off

@apexkodox9107

4 жыл бұрын

@@originaluseername 😳😳😳 Woah you're so damn cool.

@asher3311

4 жыл бұрын

youre really gonna spoil it like that huh

@snailsaredumb9412

4 жыл бұрын

@@apexkodox9107 ikr? I feel smarter already

@fatorangebastard

4 жыл бұрын

APEXkodox 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

This kid's site radiates pure chad energy, is it possible to learn this power?

@junichiroyamashita

4 жыл бұрын

Not from a virgin.

@lucastobias7012

4 жыл бұрын

Have you heard the tale of Darth Mikey the Chad? Of course not it's not something the jedi will tell you. It's a sith legend

@Tomi-oe5mz

4 жыл бұрын

The power of the gae.

@maxiom7476

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucastobias7012 One year later and I'm still convinced this is the greatest comment of all time. Darth Micky the Chad has become apart of my vernacular and I use it regularly and unprovoked times for reasons that only I understand but that's okay.

@kukky22

3 жыл бұрын

No, you have to be born with it

He’s just a cute little kid? How can you hate him?

@tylerlackey1175

4 жыл бұрын

@Kappazoid ironically your post reads like projection

@bitterman7258

4 жыл бұрын

internet was edgy back then, i wish i could go back to those days tho

@juliaxiaoa

4 жыл бұрын

Tyler Lackey Does it?

@nick56677

4 жыл бұрын

You have losers out there that want to attack an innocent kid thinking it'll make them cool.

@timmyturner5864

4 жыл бұрын

Lol your profile pic and name

If this kid did this nowadays the whole internet would be worshipping that madlad. Kid was too far ahead of his time.

@ArtfulCosumDust

5 жыл бұрын

It's funny how now a days incels would use him as their God

@__-wm9lu

5 жыл бұрын

@@ArtfulCosumDust no

@squin9954

5 жыл бұрын

learning html and making websites at 11 is pretty cool

@backlogbuddies

5 жыл бұрын

@@squin9954 especially in the 90s

@tretop9394

4 жыл бұрын

He was a mad lad before it was cool

"please don't dump me after i like you" i related to this too hard

@complimentbot7015

3 жыл бұрын

Pog

@emaa_m

3 жыл бұрын

@@complimentbot7015 pog

@bruhmomenthdr7575

3 жыл бұрын

Reddit has spoken

@ripdeyu

3 жыл бұрын

Same man, same... fuck

@Amins88

2 жыл бұрын

Whether you're 11 or 33, never a truer sentiment.

He's so cute and it really hurts my soul that people would bully a literal child like that.

@nick56677

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's sad. Never underestimate the pathetic neckbeards of the internet

@flannelpillowcase6475

3 жыл бұрын

things were different back then. the anonymity of the internet was brand new and you know how humans are. they were like chimps who had just learned they could beat each other with sticks.

@riotwire

3 жыл бұрын

@@flannelpillowcase6475 Yeah, I remember. Still makes me sad they'd go that far though.

@olliegoria

3 жыл бұрын

@@riotwire people like this were the reason teachers started beating “netiquette” into our heads circa 2009

@cacamilis8477

3 жыл бұрын

@@olliegoria I remember Netiquette being an actual ruleset most people followed in the late 90s-early 2000s.

For real though, the kid’s initial idea was really cute

@jackkraken3888

4 жыл бұрын

And way ahead of its time.

@FireRising86

3 жыл бұрын

Too bad people suck and feel the need to make others miserable

@grape123

3 жыл бұрын

FireRising86 that’s the internet for you. Seems like people online are either one extreme or the other.

@FireRising86

3 жыл бұрын

grape So we just shrug and be passive about it? That’s just as bad

@ondra_rx732

3 жыл бұрын

@@grape123 can u pls tell me what's the name of the painting on ur pfp I am a fan of it and I only know that it was made by leonardo da Vinci

"He sounds like a woman' Because he's 11. He hasn't gone through puberty??

@monotwothree

5 жыл бұрын

no u got it wrong, he sounds like a women

@uwumarii

5 жыл бұрын

They're just a bunch of losers talking smack about a child

@thenightjackal

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, please make more excuses so that I don't have to bear the guilt of my high-pitched voice

@YourMomsBestToy

4 жыл бұрын

Be told you have a voice of a women then coming out gay years later 🧐 after making a website for a future girlfriend 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

@justforgetshine

4 жыл бұрын

Im not gonna lie when he said Hello he sounded like a sex phone line idk why it just did.

I love how his friends didn't recognize them. This is how Superman doesn't get noticed as Clark Kent.

@emmacasel9972

5 жыл бұрын

his mullet is like superman's glasses

@Error0101

5 жыл бұрын

@@emmacasel9972 Supes had a mullet once. He tied it back as Clark Kent.

@cornboyparth5154

5 жыл бұрын

RJ a regular Einstein the boy is

@dubuyajay9964

5 жыл бұрын

@@Error0101 Yup, remember that mullet from Death of Superman.

@Error0101

5 жыл бұрын

@@dubuyajay9964 The *Super* Mullet.

I honestly love how he ended this whole thing basically the way it started, but with a twist. It all comes full circle. It's kinda poetic in a way, lol.

@arempy5836

4 жыл бұрын

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

@themartianmantis2694

3 жыл бұрын

@@arempy5836 Jar Jar is the key to all of this

@dantean

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, like Edgar Allan Poe.

bro the "hello my future boyfriend" in his update got me, that shit is so cute

"Yes, I am gay." - Biggest Plot Twist of the 21st Century

@ajricherson1099

4 жыл бұрын

"I'll say it again for mis amigos Latinos: 'yo soy homosexual'".

@Baard5Szomoru

4 жыл бұрын

Not a plot twist Stories like that use to end with their protagonist either turning gay or changing sex, or doing both...

@smoothbrainjones

4 жыл бұрын

Cricut R. dios mío!

@whileyouwerereadingthis

4 жыл бұрын

SPOILERS

@MakotoIchinose

3 жыл бұрын

As the old adage says. "If you can't beat them, join them." Although not everyone willing to be LGBT+ mumbojumbo, and some prefer to die a virgin instead. (I'm the latter)

"I can talk about my mother" "Things she wore that i'd like you to wear" N O. STOP THAT

@marianolasco251

5 жыл бұрын

Das hot 😂

@thebovineavenger

5 жыл бұрын

I made my teen daughter watch that part. her response. "ewww, mom is that one of those kind of dudes with mommy issues you have warned me about?" "Yes, my child. Yes" She was so grossed out.

@marianolasco251

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@powpowouchy5

5 жыл бұрын

@@thebovineavenger ok boomer

@gman2015z

5 жыл бұрын

That's actually Tony from Cinemassacre who said all that in this vid lolol.

The fact he revealed he was gay was such a shocking twist, godspeed and good luck Mikey, proud of you.

@Sniperboy5551

Жыл бұрын

Bruh it was obvious as hell, I was not surprised in the least 😂

He’s probably gone through so much pain and humiliation. To come through all of that trauma then to embrace his identity and create that video at the end is such a show of strength, humility, self-love, and grace. I truly hope he heals and finds the love that he deserves. I also hope the people that terrorized him as a child get what _they_ deserve (not love).

idk how he didnt have a gf with such an amazing mullet

@sleepysartorialist

5 жыл бұрын

Being closeted doesn’t mean other children can’t figure out you’re gay. He probably was giving off The Vibe. I know I sure did 😂

@triplesevensix291

5 жыл бұрын

Business in the front, party in the back! Lol. The Mullet strikes back!!

@DCNRS90YT

5 жыл бұрын

Mullets are nice looking tbh.

@KoltiraMemeweaver

5 жыл бұрын

I have an Asian mullet like in my pfp

@triplesevensix291

5 жыл бұрын

No they are not! That's why anyone with any sense knows they are a fucking joke!Lol. @@DCNRS90YT

the ending was a good ass irl plot twist/ironic twist

@Silvergun_Raven

5 жыл бұрын

The story needs to continue!

@l3wdlemon708

5 жыл бұрын

"I am gay, I like the cock".. Weird flex but ok

@themoribundapathetic4530

5 жыл бұрын

i was gay for him tho e-e

@heroesytumbas

5 жыл бұрын

The men posing as girls got him.

@Chris-jo1zr

5 жыл бұрын

Me and my missus thought it was quite heartwarming.

In the back of my mind I was thinking “what if he never got a girlfriend because he was gay?” Welp.

@ChadDidNothingWrong

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he just gave up and settled for a dude. I mean, I hope not but I swear I've seen that happen.

@ExtremeWreck

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChadDidNothingWrong He probably thought the C ended up beating the B's.

@ChadDidNothingWrong

3 жыл бұрын

In reply to the original post, I doubt he self-sabotaged. ...There's a reason why the term "Incel" was coined only now; its.' the increasing discrepancy of men to women in this part of the country. (Due to the flood of immigrants from Mexico being mostly men). ...The census numbers may not show it, I guess due to under-reporting of illegal/undocumented residents. (I only realized this when I lived in Guadalajara and saw the opposite: a shortage of men all across central-northern Mexico....down there, girls would get all dressed up just to go to the Gigante....no joke, and if a guy wanted a date, he just asked any one of them.)

@exchangediary968

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChadDidNothingWrong that's not how sexualities work, lol

@setsers1

3 жыл бұрын

XD

*_Hispanic dragon_* *_Silk master_* *_My mother_* 3 most feared men in the world

@funtimechica4596

4 жыл бұрын

Hey sis

@okaykh-o5316

4 жыл бұрын

Anime foxy yeah I’ll just stick to the women then. 😂

@donaldtrumpmaga7643

4 жыл бұрын

Did you ever hear the tragedy of KidBlount@Hotmaildotcom? I thought not, it's not a story The Jedi would tell you.

@waderoberts3701

3 жыл бұрын

They're pussy hunters who never let a bounty go.

@dwoodard5717

3 жыл бұрын

New bosses from the next Dark Souls

Incorrect: notification squad Correct: Whang gang

@markky3050

5 жыл бұрын

Whang gangs bustin for justin. I feel dirty now, im gonna go wash with bleach.

@itschadwarden

5 жыл бұрын

Roast Fellow Whang gang let ya nuts hang

@jameskosusnik1102

5 жыл бұрын

Whang Gang Gang

@FrenchToast663

5 жыл бұрын

He's my gavourite

@fabiob7261

5 жыл бұрын

The use of semicolon rather than colons is rather distutbing

The Hispanic dragon almost made me shit my pants...The old 90s look...the VHS quality...The dead serious look...omfg

@HOWZERGOD

4 жыл бұрын

He even went thru THE trouble of getting a 90's esque hairstyle fhfhrhdhd

I cannot even comprehend why people were posting his personal information online. Knowing full well he was child too. What the hell do you get out of that? Of what benefit is it to you to torture a child who has done you no wrong?

@BeerGrunt

3 жыл бұрын

Such is the nature of evil people on the internet.

@RoninCatholic

2 жыл бұрын

According to some people, him being male and looking forward to the prospective of getting a girlfriend at some point in the future makes him the most terrible monster in human history and fully deserving of all the evils that can be delivered upon him. We call these people "evil".

@greglocker2124

Жыл бұрын

​​@@RoninCatholic I cannot comprehend what you are trying to say or refer to, but I'm getting the feeling you thought this was the Ben Shapiro comment section. Is this accurate? *GREG LOCKER DESTROYS INSANE KZread COMMENTER WITH FACTS AND LOGIC*

@RoninCatholic

Жыл бұрын

@@greglocker2124 I was not remotely under the impression that this was a Ben Shapiro comment section. And yes, you very well _can_ comprehend what I'm saying. There are people who literally hated his guts because he was a boy and wanted a girlfriend. The fact that some combination of desperation and porn addiction eventually led him instead to settle for fellow males is an absolute travesty that only the wicked support.

11:58 the way he says "ool" in the word "school" is a perfect old minecraft death sound

@salamilid4125

4 жыл бұрын

Wtff it does

@antoa343

4 жыл бұрын

FTC Gaming how do I archive a comment??

@shiruotakuno28

4 жыл бұрын

HOLY CRAP YOU'RE RIGHT

@BeatlesBootlegs9

4 жыл бұрын

FTC Gaming lmao

@bananasiroini5357

4 жыл бұрын

IM dead

That poor guy looks absolutely dead inside. Great job internet, your bullfuckery killed another poor soul.

@yesfredfredburger8008

5 жыл бұрын

Nobody responsible cares

@TheBillingerCrew

4 жыл бұрын

That's just what growing up gay in New Mexico during the 90s looks like.

@lindsaybarton4495

4 жыл бұрын

@u wot m8 Yeah, and we also used to think smoking on airplanes was a good idea and cocaine was a great cure for a cold. Times change.

@TheBillingerCrew

4 жыл бұрын

@u wot m8 sodomites? Oh christ, you're an Owen Benjamin fan aren't you?

@cthulhu7156

4 жыл бұрын

@@lindsaybarton4495 To give the guy the benefit of the doubt, he's not saying that homosexuality is bad. He's jsut saying that it originates from trauma I think we can also all agree that it's DEFINITELY not normal but it's something you can't change about yourself and would be ridiculous to be made fun of because of it.

It sounds like that it was a terrifying ordeal for this kid.

@CaveyMoth

4 жыл бұрын

If I were that kid, I would have killed myself after all that happened.

"Please don't dump me after I like you" story of my life.

So, I was actually REALLY good friends with Mike's younger brother in high school. I had no idea that his brother was the kid in the meme until my friend and I did some independent research, and you can believe me, I had some questions for my friend the next day. Blount is actually pronounced Blunt, fyi.

@jded_404

3 жыл бұрын

sick

@BeerGrunt

3 жыл бұрын

This is fascinating. What questions did you ask? What were the answers? We need to know, cAPS. We nEEd to KnOw!!!!

@Vitorruy1

3 жыл бұрын

Tell us more

@slimjim877

3 жыл бұрын

Did he ever get a boyfriend in the end?

@cAPSlOCKrOXX

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry I haven’t replied to anyone lol. Mike is a fairly private individual these days from what I understand. I haven’t talked to him in a few years, but from what I understand, the online notoriety at a young age had a pretty negative effect on his life. People were calling his home and bothering his mother and everything. He’s definitely grown up a lot since the original webpage was made haha.

"If he thinks the internet will get him laid he has another thing coming" well damn that couldn't of aged worse

@sybo59

5 жыл бұрын

Matt Hyde He wasn’t saying the internet can’t get people laid, but that it couldn’t get this kid laid, you fool. And a good thing, too, since he was only 11 years old!

@Strype13

5 жыл бұрын

Lol, so true.

@machomanalexyt5736

5 жыл бұрын

Best comment on this video hands down.

Michael now: Man I was a cringy kid, thank god no one is gunna remember this Whang:

@dusty2080

5 жыл бұрын

"I NEVER FORGET!"

It is genuinely terrible that this actual child got harassed for something dumb he did because he was simply just a lonely and a kid. But my god is that ending beautiful! I really hope that he finds a good boyfriend that treats him well!

I was 13 the first time I saw this... back on dial up and AOL days... it took hours for this to load and we watched it over and over and over. To this day as a 35 year old woman, I still say "Bye, thanks for... stopping by!!" when someone leaves my house lmao. I could not have even fathomed watching a video about that clip 20+ years later. I am dying.

I'm just baffled that people wanted to know his personal information. What do they have to gain from that?

@squin9954

5 жыл бұрын

mentally ill people brah

@Sigismund697

4 жыл бұрын

How am I supposed to send him 50 pizzas otherwise?

@SunyCartoons

4 жыл бұрын

Most likely they had weird/shady reasons, or they just wanted to make fun of him.

@severketorskeleton3759

4 жыл бұрын

This happen when you put "fetishes" and "pedophilia" in the same human beeing

@razvanrepciuc5811

4 жыл бұрын

Are you new to the internet?

I love how much content has been pumped out recently it’s all amazing! Keep it up!

@UkeofCarl

5 жыл бұрын

Camden Cook I’m pumping out content reading this.

@TheKarret

5 жыл бұрын

Would hit like, but it's at 420

This kid had more balls and confidence, not just with the ladies, but life in general, than I ever will. Straight Gangster.

I felt so bad for that kid! I'm happy for him he was able to have some peace about it. I hope he finds a boyfriend who doesn't care if he works out or not.

@Fankas2000

4 жыл бұрын

10 bucks that this entire thing is what made him gay.

That ending twist sure subverted my expectations.

You gotta love those old sites with font over a busy background.

@midnightkiteflight6333

5 жыл бұрын

That’s the og Web 1.0 shit

@nonsensicalabyss

5 жыл бұрын

And the font colour is in this neon colour that just hurts the eyes

i love that conclusion lmao. the kid that got famous for searching a girlfriend ended up being gay. what an absolute legend.

I don’t why but it was lowkey wholesome to see the revised new version of “hello my future girlfriend”

Mikey's Story: About finding a GF Twist: He's now Gay

@lucasbrucas9632

5 жыл бұрын

@Arya wow you are a clever one. It's totally impossible that one may be repressing homosexuality and only later in life open up about it. I mean, for Christ's sake, most people don't even develop sexual thoughs until tween years so how the fuck would young people know they're attracted to the same gender?

@lucasbrucas9632

5 жыл бұрын

@Arya besides, look it up, homosexuality is natural (it takes place in nature) and is benefitial to a societies survival. It is virtually omnipresent in animal groups, even ants. Seriously, do your research.

@lucasbrucas9632

5 жыл бұрын

@Arya great taste in music though.

@burnforburn

5 жыл бұрын

Arya Yeah, because it was so obvious that it was bait and they’re stupid to think you’re serious. You’re so clever

@Punched0

5 жыл бұрын

That Mead With Juniper Berries fun fact giraffes are the most gay animal on the planet like I’m pretty sure A large majority of male giraffe have had gay sex

Turned out he was gay? Talk about subverting expectations.

@BMoney8600

5 жыл бұрын

Evan Garbe plot twist

@blacktigerpaw1

5 жыл бұрын

*breathes in D&D*

@TiberianFiend

5 жыл бұрын

Reading the comments spoiled it for me.

@MrJoaoVitoriginal

5 жыл бұрын

Did Rian Johnson direct this?

I'm not hating. That kid had more game at the age of 11 than my 35-year old ass has now. LOL

i feel bad for what happened to this guy,im glad he can at least look back and laugh at it. i think it’s a heartwarming thing that he found out he is gay. i wish the best for him and i hope he can live a more normal life.

@vampirejett

Жыл бұрын

i would also like to point out that i do find it sad that kids date and feel pressure to date most of the time and i often see how this suppresses their true identity. i have a brother who is around my age and he is gay. i remember teasing him because he never crushed on any girls or seemed to care about it and he often got bullied for being smaller. my mom accepts him thankfully and i also have another brother who is also gay. they’ve never told me about any experiences they’ve had growing up dealing with homophobia but i want to hear it. i love my brothers very much and i just know they’ve probably been through so much especially my oldest brother since he grew up in a way different generation.

As soon as it was revealed that he was gay, I pulled a Joseph Joestar. "OOHHH MYYY GOODDD!!!!"

@vqqqqq

5 жыл бұрын

OOOOOOOOHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO

@teonyi

5 жыл бұрын

like because it's jojo

@nnnario877

5 жыл бұрын

The names Robert Speedwagon

@Nesty9

5 жыл бұрын

I did a mike stoklasa OH MYYY GOOOOOD!

@greenhowie

5 жыл бұрын

M. Night Shyamalan got some new material.

if anyone’s interested in the Hispanic Dragon, hmu 🇲🇽🐉

@sgtryoseirui6394

5 жыл бұрын

i'm a lesbian and it's up to you to make me straight

@heroesytumbas

5 жыл бұрын

No real mexican calls himself hispanic.

@chainsofgames

5 жыл бұрын

@@heroesytumbas u know theres spanish people outside of mexico right

@heroesytumbas

5 жыл бұрын

@@chainsofgames Spanish people? You mean Spaniards? You know the flag in the first comment is from Meshitco, right?

@chainsofgames

5 жыл бұрын

@@heroesytumbas There is no flag i don't know what you're talking about. And no I mean Spanish people that's more inclusive than Spaniard.

I feel bad for that kid. He was so so sweet and genuine, with an innocent plea for someone to reach out for him to be his girlfriend. We need more genuine people like this guy in the world

You should check out what happened to the 'you done goofed' girl. I went down this rabbit hole a little while ago and people in those times were relentless. She went through a lot of stuff and it's sad but really interesting to see how she (now they/them) have grown past the trauma that they endured.

Hey Whang! I just added your homepage to my gavourites!

@zigguratjones6458

5 жыл бұрын

Whang is my gayvorite

@Glass_Caskets

5 жыл бұрын

Nice one, slick.

@Glass_Caskets

5 жыл бұрын

no one my penis has a scrotum

he’s so cute and sweet i hope he finds a boyfriend :,)

@killerfoxraspberryplays8903

4 жыл бұрын

germy kyle hopefully by now he had a husband

@ashleybarroso3082

4 жыл бұрын

Wait he gay

@hammondraff7267

4 жыл бұрын

@@ashleybarroso3082 yes at the end he said hello my future boyfriend

@Kokola-qh9wp

4 жыл бұрын

@Greasel Snatches fortunately not everyone is shallow and care more about how a person is than what they look like

@FireRising86

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda looks like Kylo Ren

>”I’m gay.” That’s honestly the best possible plot twist lol.

This had perhaps the best ending to any internet story involving an online individual I have heard thus far. Good on you, Mikey.

I love Whang, legit my new favorite channel. Not drama, just awesome coverage of the lost tales of the internet. Crazy how much i missed as a kid only playing cs source or runescape lol

@BeeHatGuy

5 жыл бұрын

You played Runescape. There is nothing to apologize for

@theretronians

4 жыл бұрын

You sure you arent me rn?

@YourMomsBestToy

4 жыл бұрын

Wish I could’ve liked RuneScape to make cool memories

He should have said the classic and irrifutable line "i do have a gf she just goes to a different high school". We can all learn a lesson.

it’s cool to come back to this vid and see early wavy in it also you and him are some of my favorite youtubers ever

I'll never stop appreciating Whang reading comments verbatim, typos and all. I laugh everytime.

I love how you read the typos out loud as they are typo'd. Makes me laugh every time

@papershroom6964

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@rondroske3623

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. I hope he will always do this.

Bounced on my boys mullet to this for days. You're doing the lords work educating the new generation on the days of memes past, Mr. Whang. Proud of u keep up the good work my doggy.

@babypurplebat2610

5 жыл бұрын

I see another student!!!!

This kid was adorable, I want to say I can't believe that grown ass adults would bully a literal child this hard for years but I can. He seemed sweet and genuine.

@Tumbledweeb

11 ай бұрын

I was thinking the exact same thing! Grown-ass adults bullying a child!

I love how Whang! just pronounces every typo and misspelling with a straight face.

Can we get the story behind the "succulent Chinese meal" guy?

@h3mp-

5 жыл бұрын

Ahh I see you know your judo well

@walrider2133

4 жыл бұрын

From what I remember hearing about the video, he was just some fella who was trying to dine and dash.

@themexicankitchen

4 жыл бұрын

A true Australian icon

At the start of the video: Did he ever find a girlfriend?! Me: I mean, he might be gay. End of the video: GUESS WHAT Me: *oh snap*

@stan8479

4 жыл бұрын

I literally thought the same. I was like "he's gonna come out as gay, just watch". What a legend, I hope he finds a nice boyfriend. I can't believe how some people lack enough empathy to bully and harass a child.

@stluke4655

3 жыл бұрын

@@stan8479 gay

@paraneil

3 жыл бұрын

@@stluke4655 me

@6thdemon

3 жыл бұрын

@@paraneil of course you are, dangonronpa fan 🙄 /j /lh

@deactivatedperson3759

3 жыл бұрын

@@6thdemon what does /lh mean

Going through all ur vids, it is the weirdest trip down memory lane, I love when ur reading something out and trying not to laugh :’D

You have the most unique channel that I follow closelyl really enjoy it.

*They call me the hispanic dragon*

@emguttergames

5 жыл бұрын

Ryde Mk bwahahahaha!!!! 😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@doplextv

5 жыл бұрын

i’m gonna have to trademark that line ™️ ;)

@MattGarZero

5 жыл бұрын

That fuckin killed me. Had to pause the video.

The kid's voice recording freaks me out a bit. He's a scp

@MrX626

5 жыл бұрын

The magic of early internet audio, in all its scratchy, awful sounding glory

@livelybubbs6242

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, he is [REDACTED], he likes the [DATA EXPUNGED]

@ah.neat.408

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was text to speech.

@zynischekartoffel3779

4 жыл бұрын

It’s sounds like one of those TTS voices you can download

@CaveyMoth

4 жыл бұрын

Euclid or keter?

Wasn't expecting such a positive ending to this story. Hope he's still doing okay.

"Things she made me wear that I'd like you to wear" uncomfortable

Meghan trainor: Dear Future Husband Mikey: Hello My Future Girlfriend

@NYARDEETS

4 жыл бұрын

AstoundingMoron Miley walked so Meghan Trainir could run

@thenightjackal

4 жыл бұрын

@@NYARDEETS I didn't know that Miley Cyrus was Meghan's inspiration

if Mike came back, he'd be drowning in GFs because a beta move in 1998 is the most chad move I've seen yet in 2019.

@thenightjackal

4 жыл бұрын

@@smhgaming3259 No, he is a happy rancher in New Mexico who has made a living off of working with chickens.

@funandcooljokes

4 жыл бұрын

Zen. who doesn’t ?!

@discountpotato5680

4 жыл бұрын

@@thenightjackal he is in ram ranch

@HardFreckles

4 жыл бұрын

How do you guys know this? Fill me in

@setsers1

3 жыл бұрын

YES

It's really awful that people would just doxx a kid like that, if I was 13 and started getting phone calls because of some stupid thing I made when I was 11 I would have actively shit my pants. Good for him though for coming out! I hope he's happy now!

This is a better example of why you shouldn't post private info on the internet than everything you get shown in school. You say no-ones gonna see it, and before you know it the media is doing an interview, you learn that your 'girlfriend' was actually an old man, you're getting mocked online all day every day and then more weird old men are sharing your home address, school, and people are trying to find you.

He's kind of adorable, and I hope people leave him alone.

@Lilbroda

5 жыл бұрын

@Matthew Anthony probably in his early 30s

@suckd1ck277

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnsavior2883 he is gay

You shouldn't make fun of a man's tender love with another man and charging their JO crystals together. It's not right.

@DriscolDevil

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you! Wanna charge some Cs?

@dbjack1992

5 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU My crystal glowed red with anger when he said that

@MalleusSemperVictor

5 жыл бұрын

@@DriscolDevil Of course. Maybe after that we can rub pizza on each other.

@MalleusSemperVictor

5 жыл бұрын

@@DriscolDevil Bro, don't tell me you don't enjoy having pizza pits.

@kayEnt3rtainm3nt

5 жыл бұрын

Thus far this is the most wholesome reply thread I have encountered on this video. I think I'll ejaculate in standing ovation.

People threatening a 6th grader, at least that aspect of the internet is still around.

The way you described the early Internet made me realize just how genius the game Hypnospace Outlaw is. If you're nostalgic for those days of the Internet, just finding strange people on random pages, definitely give that game a go!

That was the best character arch ever epic plot twist subverting expectations its got it all

Y'all can hold spoilers for endgame for weeks but spoiled this in Literally an hour

@sapphirejaxxgh8639

5 жыл бұрын

That's why I never read the comments until the end. Lol. Well, only for whang.

@kakyointhemilfhunter4273

5 жыл бұрын

I saw spoilers for endgame pretty fast and it was really god damn annoying

@SpookyGhostLad

5 жыл бұрын

@@sapphirejaxxgh8639 fact

@SpookyGhostLad

5 жыл бұрын

@@kakyointhemilfhunter4273 ye but not Literally in an hour of release like these comments

@burnforburn

5 жыл бұрын

Frightening Fettuccini I got spoilers in an hour of release lol

Love the FF7 music in the background. You even remind me of Hojo. Glad I found this channel!

I have a boyfriend right now named Michael. We graduated from high school this past May in 2022. He has long lushes hair, he was in boy scouts gotten Eagle Scout. Now he leaving in August 1st to join the navy. While I stay behind getting financial ready and get my college done while he's away for 6 years.

Whang, move to Mongolia, learn how too ride a horse and use a bow. Genghis Khan.

@5roundsrapid263

5 жыл бұрын

Whangis Khan!

@Vlad-ni3ju

5 жыл бұрын

@@5roundsrapid263 Genghis Whang

@armwrestlingfan6804

5 жыл бұрын

He will go to mongolia and find the greatest internet story!

@SpookyGhostLad

5 жыл бұрын

@@5roundsrapid263 I was gonna be pissed of I didn't see this

@peebay3515

5 жыл бұрын

@@5roundsrapid263 That way he can ask me "Pee Bay what is best in life?" and I can go "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!!" and he'll say "That is good.....that is good..."

Update: I found his Facebook and he's engaged to a guy named Josh!

@freshstart3986

5 жыл бұрын

Cewl

@ItzHawkFox

5 жыл бұрын

That’s actually really cute. I’m happy for him

@Nicklovesmw2

5 жыл бұрын

petite opal poor guys still being stalked

@RaxoFilms

5 жыл бұрын

Stalker

@hardbassdoge8750

5 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie chief that's actually kinda nice considering the doxxing and bullying he got when he was just a little kid

This was hilarious. Especially having grown up in the 90s and heavily used the early internet... it was a simpler time. Everyone just wanted an internet girlfriend

Millennials: the inter was way more wholesome in the 90’s The internet in the 90’s: *pokes fun at some random 11 year old kid and doxxes them*

They need to teach internet history in all schools

This brings back MAD memories

@BeerGrunt

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, for a second I thought you were going to barter the original trolls for more information or something. lol. Love your channel brother. Keep up the good work.

One of my fav things abt this channel is such a small thing, but the way you pronounce their typos always gets me 😭😭

Nice how you used the Kunio Kun Shop Music during the Dollar Shave Club promo.

so this is the kid I keep hearing in those ambient lo-fi tunes

@nooneinparticular2638

5 жыл бұрын

lmao

@colinlarson9656

5 жыл бұрын

Provide link plz, thnx.

@brandonsonmor2069

5 жыл бұрын

@@colinlarson9656 just look up "Future Girlfriend Music" here on the KZread

The Internet made fun of him because it wasn't ready yet to accept the sheer balls on this kid. I'm glad he did find love and I hope by now he's found it for life.

Gosh, people are so cruel. Dude was obviously so young. We all did embarassing sh*t when we were young and stupid. I hate that people would go out of their way to dox a poor kid.

This first message sent over the internet was A/S/L

@Infomaniac_Moment

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, it's clearly A/L/S

@dcross446

5 жыл бұрын

AOL chatrooms

@Nesty9

5 жыл бұрын

That just transported me to those times

@alicedubois1348

5 жыл бұрын

That was the first pm someone sent me when I was a kid... I didn't uderstand it, mom was furious that I had the guts to go on chat behind her back. Much later, I found out why...

@lupusalbus3795

5 жыл бұрын

@Michael Meyer Everyone on the internet is an FBI agent.

Awesome to see Doplex in this video! Dude is insanely talented.

@beefbrisket8905

5 жыл бұрын

Cuestar sup cue, hope you’re hydrated

@mikemiken1963

5 жыл бұрын

H2hoes, Rollerbros and Whang-Bangers alike.

I don't think me or others will ever understand why people back then would try to dox a kid just cause they looking for love and thus get made fun of but hey the ending finally gives this kid a breather finally

"Please dont dump me after I like you" Man, theres something crushingly human about that line. Regardless of who you are, we all know what its like to want to make connections without the worry of complications.