Hellholes: Let's NOT Go There! | Nicholas De Santo (mostly new material)
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Don't holiday in hellholes! It doesn't make you cool; you just cost the taxpayer and embolden the hostage-takers.
Also, WWII, shall we discuss who the real winners and the real losers were?!
This is a mostly new set. Performed in the wonderful HiFi Club in Leeds, northern England. Apologies for the sound quality, but I have subtitled the entire set, so hopefully you'll find this worth your time. Give me your feedback, and if you like this routine, I'll perform it in another venue where a high-quality video can be made.
Thank you very much for your support. Let's Make Comedy Great Again!
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Here are links to my next live shows (in the UK):
🎙 Birmingham, 30 March 2024:
billetto.co.uk/e/cancelled-in...
🎙 Leeds, 5 April 2024, with Comedy Unleashed:
www.fatsoma.com/e/ipbuioo4/co...
🎙 London, 14 May 2024, with Comedy Unleashed:
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/andrew...
This set was performed at a Comedy Unleashed night, home of free-thinking comedy in the UK. Check their website for live stand-up shows:
comedyunleashed.co.uk/
Thumbnail picture: the background photograph of the British passport front cover is by Caspar Rae, from Unsplash.com
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Damn, that grooming gang joke was brutal! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@brantdanger
Ай бұрын
and accurate.
@stevo988
19 күн бұрын
You can't wriggle out of brutal honesty. He has a real good way of saying, get a grip uk...you lost your head
Fun fact there are over 1.5 million muslims/Palestinians living in Israel borders and they have a saying, “The hell of the jews is better than paradise of the Arabs” Apparently, even Palestinians dont want to live in an Islamic state. And De Santo is awesome! Being an American, it’s indeed educational, especially about Balfour Declaration😂 Love the comedy! Thank you
@nillehessy
3 ай бұрын
yeh well he´s jewish in a iran italia suit he lies panders here/there to the uninformed and people laugh yeh he can be funny but the joke will never b on the j´s
@utv5490
3 ай бұрын
How many dates has he got lined up so far this year? Go on tell me?
@Bob_Cratchit
2 ай бұрын
It should be swell within those borders - the US pays billions every year for them to maintain a higher standard of living than the US itself.
@nillehessy
2 ай бұрын
and can they talk about any possible discomfort or abuse they face in israel if there a bureau or a counter and psych help and so forth if they stumble and fall can they talk openly .. is there silence culture on it and them can they go to gaza and the northen area and come back for visit i don´t know i´m just asking
@victorvolobuev507
2 ай бұрын
@@nillehessy yes, they can and they do. But none of them want to live across the border
This guy is FIRE! He is a proper comedian, ridiculing the powerful as he should!
I love how he boldy speaks the truth and calls out the lies of our evil, hypocritical governments...
@utv5490
3 ай бұрын
He needs to be funny though.
@Sir_TophamHatt
3 ай бұрын
@@utv5490He’s hilarious
Great to see someone doing comedy in the UK that's against the grain, I'm a budding comedian myself and I hope to be able to speak the truth as this man does during my time on stage!
@dezertfox3681
17 сағат бұрын
It's sad to see the UK in such a state. A woman was prosecuted for praying in her head in England. Look what the leftists do. England is finished. I used to say it's regression was decades behind the USSA, but it's caught up these past ten years!
Everything he said is outstandingly true
@citomakaveezly
3 ай бұрын
“That’s the thing about right wing comedy, it’s very fact based…” - Nick. 😅
@utv5490
3 ай бұрын
Pithy but unfunny.
@citomakaveezly
3 ай бұрын
@@utv5490 you think Nick is not funny? I couldn’t disagree more, but hey different strokes for different folks I suppose.
No other comedian is sharp and brave as Santos. This guy is a legend.
@kamilziemian995
3 ай бұрын
Indeed.
@jon123xyz
3 ай бұрын
Shapely is the word
@maggiemaynard6199
3 ай бұрын
Brave yes, but shapely?😅
@jeffireland2363
3 ай бұрын
Not sure what shape you had in mind... but i can confirm, at least in france, he is Le Gent.
@zark0g
3 ай бұрын
Legent and herp
My new favourite comedian.
I live in the U.S. Wish I could see Nicholas over here. Ya'll are lucky to have him in the U.K.!
@cuznerdexter
3 ай бұрын
I watched some of his US gigs, the Americans just did not get the irony of his jokes, some odd silences and muffled giggles. Much better reception here in the UK. Keep going Santos! So glad we were able to book Santos in his early days. 😂
@greglessenger5413
3 ай бұрын
That's because he played to left-wing moronic places. He got bad receptions in the UK also when he went to far left places.
@visionlandmusic
3 ай бұрын
I hope a US tour is coming sometime soon!
@TangSooTerp
3 ай бұрын
@@cuznerdexter Personally, I like his awkward and ironic delivery. I'd love to catch a show next time he's in the States. 🙂
@madisonhasson8981
3 ай бұрын
His American tour was in Washington DC and in the politically correct parts of the US, so his reception was rather lack luster. He should have come to Texas.
More people should be listening to what Santos is pointing out about our failing UK society. Spread the word!
Thank you. You made my Friday.
@AngloItalianComedy
3 ай бұрын
My pleasure! Please share with friends.
Brilliant. I can't wait to see this bloke on The Apollo or Q.I. or Have I got news for you. I can't wait because I'm nearly seventy, had one heart attack, and my doctor said don't make any long term plans.
@dieterjoseph8569
3 ай бұрын
Yikes! Sorry to read this. Hope you didn't have the fake vaccine.
Funny how the truth can make some poeple livid with anger and others split their sides laughing.
one of the rare comedians where I learn just as much I laugh, exceptional!
He is so underrated and should really have a bigger audience. Very funny. Come on any sponsors out there willing to endorse this man!?
@bluewren2
2 ай бұрын
Do you think the powers that be would allow it?
this guy has balls!!!
This guy is so scathing he virtually insures his commercial failure, but somehow i think he doesnt give a duck. ❤
We love you Nicolas! Not many comics out there who aren’t bought into antiwhiteism
Grooming gangs joke was spot on
I hope producers and venue organizers start being as corageous as he is. He should be selling out stadiums by now
Bravo, Nicholas can state ironic, many times sad truths of our times, in a fun way with factual basis, in such a way to disarm the current fas....m [forced compliance to current group think] Wonderful to have truth spoken so intelligently so as to reveal the absurdities and foibles of our generation.
This chap is very, very good. Thank you.
@utv5490
3 ай бұрын
How many bookings does he have in 2024?
The way you wrapped that up 😅 Brilliantly. And even the pauses were perfectly timed. In my head I was like "Oh god where is he going to go with this" and it kept happening again and again. But it was absolutely hilarious 🤣
@niri2506
3 ай бұрын
Without the pauses there wouldn't have been so much room for imagination only to end up still being shocked by where it went next. 😅 Think that really made it perfect 😅
Maybe BBC comedy would actually get ratings if Nicholas and Leo were on!
He just ended with an 'Adolf was right' joke -- legendary.
@JSmithski
3 ай бұрын
Wasn’t he?
You're a legend, man. And some of us Americans do know about the Balfour Declaration. I know, our education system could do better, but self-educators know.
Delighted to see a new set, he's sharpening his skills ever so well. Really hope this and his other videos keep getting more traction.
@jamesclark6487
3 ай бұрын
He's not "sharpening his skills", the guy is shaper than a razor.
@nato3518
3 ай бұрын
@jamesclark6487 haha, I agree sir.
Your set is much tighter then when I first saw you! Excellent work, very funny.
He’s a great comedian hope he got millions subscribers ❤
Brave and Brutal. The reaction of the crowd is also quite telling...
I love De Santo's presentation. Truly unique.
I wish we had comedians like him in the UNITED STATES! Here, where we have legally allowed to say anything, most people are too frightened to speak freely about social subjects. People dance around trigger words, like they can ever actually make the wokies happy. They will just change the rules and buzzwords and take another mile.
He is funny and educational 😊 The perfect schoolteacher.
Amazing set. Loved the reactions of the front row. Never seen a comedian make so many people Angry laugh.
Nicholas you are Brilliant ! Thank you so much for presenting this!❤
Probably my favorite set so far. Keep it up!
Quality👍 there is nothing more controversial than to speak positive about NS Germany even 80 years later. Respect nico!
The Italian Iranian that keeps on giving, unlike Italians.
that end was lethal 😂
That’s last one…😂😂😂
Great to see some new material! Still got it! 😆♥️
@AngloItalianComedy
3 ай бұрын
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Brilliant
I love listening to this guy, he’s hilarious.
I hope to catch one of your shows someday soon! I'd say you're the best comic out there. You have the ability to mix logic, education and hilarious whit, which to me is the best combination. May you have a long and prosperous career!
GEnius....keeps getting better and better!!
This man is a savage comedian!
It's funny because it's true. Bloody legend!!
We live in very strange times when just telling facts is funny.
The last 3 minutes were gold!
It really seems there's a shift. Keep 'em coming Nicholas!
makes me so happy to see your fan-base growing, deserved.
Excellent.
He is spot on. Look forward to seeing him live.
Brilliant Nicholas, I feel like saying brave too, but it should't be brave to speak the truth though sadly it is now.
Thank God you exist.
Very sharp Very funny, love Nichloas, to be seen on MSM never.!
Briliant!
He is good. Keeps it together and moving very well. Makes me think.
Bravo! Encore!
It’s only funny because it’s true. Keep up the good work. Next time your north of Londonistan I’ll catch your show.
I am always happy to hear new material from him. 😊
Your delivery is so good. You will go far man.
He keeps getting better.
He's sooo brilliant! Many truths spoken in jest.
sharp as a knife. Keep it going, loved it!
This guy is hilarious. And right abt everything.
This guy is amazing!
Loved it
Wow he takes chances in this day and age.
Absolutely brilliant 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Excellent video!! Spot on. 👍✌️
The bravery of the last bit was monumental
@AngloItalianComedy
21 күн бұрын
Thank you!
Haha Brilliant !
Perfect comedy....
Funnier, and more topical than any of the alleged 'comedy' you'd see on Mock The Week.
Audience is hammered.
Absolutely hilarious !! 😂
Ending was brilliant
best comedian ever
Brilliant!!!😂
Leeds isn't broken yet. That's some comfort.
@ef2718
27 күн бұрын
and now?
_Awesome! BEST set ever ~ so far._
That ending!!!
Yes he is the very best educated to the nines funny erudite and completely lovable just the best! ❤
Savage humour masterfully wielded.
Hey, no more funny business! Laughter is so cruel 😂Shame!
Excellent
You are so funny, please keep it up.
My favourite joke is "that's a word" 😂😂
so good, love it.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
He's a genius. Please, Netflix special NOW - and help melt the brittle spirit woke radical left.
@brantdanger
Ай бұрын
Netflix is antiwhite. They will ignore him, just like all the other antiwhite entertainment companies.
Divertentissimo! Il dialogo col agente di viaggio mi è piaciuto molto:)
Amazing! I give it to this fellow! You’re good!
I love it, so very true and very funny because its true and relatable. Also, most of the jokes about the lack of freedom or self destructive policies of britain, as an american, those jokes hit home to us in the states too because we have the same blunders and lack of freedom and self destructive policies we get cancelled for the smallest instance of wrongthink except for you the police literally arrest people which is shocking to me. Also the jokes about the mass immigration hit home too except over there from the middle east and radical islamic terrorsts, for us its violent cartels and human traffickers from Mexico, but its the similar situations, rapists, child rapists, murderers, thieves, and everything in between, flooding into our cities from the south and for some reason nobody does anything federally even though it’s a national security issue without a doubt. But we let them flood in and some states even paying them money to be here illegally makes no sense. Your violent immigrant flood is Islamic ours is satanic both similarly violent. It’s very brave to talk about these things and you deserve much respect for speaking about these things, i also feel like most people here and there probably agree with just about everything you said but are scared to say anything about it.
Superb, thank you
Amazing new material!!! You're definitely my favorite comedian! Keep going!! Hope to see one of your shows live someday
Live from the bottom of the sock drawer. Performing his new set underneath 17 folded towels with his head in an esky.... For the absolute rock bottom sound quality on the internet..... Nicholas De Santoooooo!!!!
Even an Indian gets selected as PM instead of a Brit
Its late and Im going to bed now but this was the biggest & best laugh Ive had all day....thank you.😂
@AngloItalianComedy
3 ай бұрын
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