i would imagine you have to time the food bowl placement with great precision, yanking your hand away the moment it hits the floor or you're likely to lose a limb

@Daisy-Moo

21 күн бұрын

Oh absolutely, and very funny too BTW. It's a very delicate balance between life and death, you see. Moo knows exactly when to strike, and us mortals have very little chance of keeping up with his immortal brain.

My tuxie would be up on the counter insisting on helping me open the can. 😂

@Daisy-Moo

21 күн бұрын

Aww, how cute! We LOVE tuxedo cats here at Team Tux. That's where we got the name from! Tux = tuxedo cat ❤️ bicolored babies!

Have you considerrd feeding them more than once a month?

What is that Cow Breed?

@Daisy-Moo

25 күн бұрын

He's of simple Holstein breed, believe it or not. For some reason, he just has these super weird cat ears and hasn't grown into a cow yet; still just a calf. Not sure why. His tail also points upward, and he has fangs. I'm sure it's just genetic abnormalities though. He eats grass, works well in his herd, and 'moooooos' just fine. Vet said he's got something called 'cat' though, not sure what he meant by that. But he otherwise is very healthy.

He’s so distressed. You starved him I’m sure for all of 7 hours

@Daisy-Moo

25 күн бұрын

Well according to him, it's not 7 hours, it's 7 nanoseconds; and he would like a word with humans collectively on the concept of 'free feeding', and why it should be law. Even if it causes obesity, we can't get it across to him he's not allowed to eat literally 24/7. So we're stuck with screaming fest twice a day. We know he's secretly protesting and has a union behind him, so it's a constant struggle to inform him he's not starving. Just a bit hungry.

Such a drama queen!

@Daisy-Moo

25 күн бұрын

He really is! He's both the Queen, the King, and most of their people at this point. Within Moo lies an entire empire. It's of lies and over dramatized stories, but he's worked really hard on it. So we should give him some credit where it's due.

Does this cat even have a braincell?

@Daisy-Moo

21 күн бұрын

He shares one poorly with himself, so no. Not a single one. Trust me, it's just static in there. Well, that and fast moving images of food.