Somebody tell this dude there's plenty of fish in the sea

@nannz.7266

2 жыл бұрын

But don't forget that fish was his first love. 🤣 🤣

@binjeisharkman

2 жыл бұрын

nobody tell him that, nobody tell him that

@fazehank5311

2 жыл бұрын

No don't please don't

@ren200758

2 жыл бұрын

Do you like fish stick?

@blekblek90

2 жыл бұрын

You need to watch the full video, that what Q said after this. "Because I think hopefully that fish went to heaven, because the fish only served you know only did that for me so, hopefully the fish went to heaven so if I go to the hell, it's a bit upset because I'll never see the fish again." "I know it's sin, but how do we know the fish didn't enjoy it. How do we know it wasn't sick of being a fish that would swim around in the ocean following its other fish, how do we know I didn't save it's life and gave it a purpose, and how do we know it didn't die in peace?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I can’t tell if this is real or fake, if it’s fake he did an amazing job.

@lal6005

2 жыл бұрын

if its real, then the fish did am amazing job

@rohithp5201

2 жыл бұрын

@@lal6005 💀💀😭

@smokedcaramel3818

2 жыл бұрын

It's a copypasta

@strider_hiryu850

2 жыл бұрын

@@lal6005 kzread.info/dash/bejne/dY54qcSbldvfo7g.html

@ASingleSpaghetti

2 жыл бұрын

"I don't even like fish food that much. I prefer steaks medium-rare."

This guy took "Fish are friends not food" to a whole new level 😂

@user-nh4ss7it8t

2 жыл бұрын

而是砲友友

@StCharlos

2 жыл бұрын

Friends with benefits😵‍💫

@adenpun

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-nh4ss7it8t lol

@flyingbanana1275

2 жыл бұрын

fish with benefits?🙃

@ichijou_raku159

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-nh4ss7it8t 是炮

I can't believe this guy said all of this without cracking up

@maikalnait8604

2 жыл бұрын

That means it's a true story

@c.a.marsupial.1282

2 жыл бұрын

He's brilliant.

@xue.0w0

2 жыл бұрын

Dude still sounds emotional talking about that fish-

@zacccdp7286

2 жыл бұрын

Which really worries me

@okok5693

2 жыл бұрын

+++++

At least he likes his steak medium rare

@catgrannyan7300

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you, it cleared my soul XD

@haoo2288

2 жыл бұрын

but dat steak seems to be juicyy isn't it 😈

@nannz.7266

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. 🤣

@ponalvsiki2254

2 жыл бұрын

I like sushi.

@lyl14ghost

2 жыл бұрын

Well he isn't a total monster.

It's like The Deep confessing his first sex escapade... with a fish.

@raxsand2297

2 жыл бұрын

he prefers octopussy

@anuspajamas6105

2 жыл бұрын

The Boys

@gustavosousa8966

2 жыл бұрын

I was about to say that

@gustavofring9769

2 жыл бұрын

Ambrosia's friend

@tacticalpacklimbo129

2 жыл бұрын

Cares more about fish than his job

I could’ve gone through my life without listening to this story

@phir9255

2 жыл бұрын

It was your fate to listen to this story

@cryptid_cactus

2 жыл бұрын

I was expecting a clickbait...it’s not, for once it’s not 🌚 why this one out of all videos

@BigBodyBiggolo

2 жыл бұрын

Hah! I actually pressed pause at 0:18 and reading the comments i dont regret it

@user-qn2ey6gk4m

2 жыл бұрын

Everything happens for a reason 😍 next time you're eating fish, think about this

@dolphinswilltakeover

2 жыл бұрын

@@BigBodyBiggolo I want what u have

I managed to keep my face straight for almost the entire story but completely lost it towards the end when he said “I’ll never forgot the feeling of it dying on my d**k” and when he had to reconfirm that she was still listening 😂

@sol.-ie4ok

3 ай бұрын

They are amazing

......I don't think I bought the right copy of Finding Nemo

@dungchicken878

2 жыл бұрын

This might be the TRUE copy:))

@silentnight1484

2 жыл бұрын

Nah it just The Bad Ending of Finding Nemo: Deleted Footage.

@fireflymiesumae

2 жыл бұрын

💀

@Cluxystardom

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Khan-_-Art1st

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah you got Grinding Nemo

At this point, the quote "there's a plenty of fish on the sea" has a double meaning now

@mcgrill11

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh

1:54 shoutout to twitch user SmexyFish for saying "I AM NOT SAFE HERE"

@calamitywayblight4752

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

I lost it when he described how the fish was shaking and dying in his trousers. Idk if I lost my sanity, my hope for human kind or will to not laugh. Probably all three tbh

good job algorithm, now I can't sleep peacefully

@qjyasuo5022

2 жыл бұрын

hi từ fb =))

@TamThan4ever

2 жыл бұрын

@@qjyasuo5022 bạn từ vina cursed images hay từ đâu ạ ?

@thaibinhloc6338

2 жыл бұрын

Ghiền lắmn

@tuanhung1862

2 жыл бұрын

*without the fish

@A1VXZC1ZXCZX1

2 жыл бұрын

Mình từ RVN nha

she did a great job holding it such facial expressions =)))

@tomyamate9564

2 жыл бұрын

:))

@karamelapple8007

2 жыл бұрын

That's a woman is it?

@allxuyree

2 жыл бұрын

@@karamelapple8007 yes

@muhammadHassan-kj1jy

2 жыл бұрын

@@karamelapple8007 Im reacting like that Jon Bernthal crying meme

This was a wave of emotions, I firstly took it with a straight face, chuckled a little, then lost it. I am now crying in the corner afterwards.

@c.a.marsupial.1282

2 жыл бұрын

It's been 5 minutes after I listened and I'm still laughing.

Do you ever think in real confessions the priest just eventually says, “Dude, what the fuck?”

@silvius6416

2 жыл бұрын

well the priest most probably raped a little boy before, so...dont think so

@jakethedog7237

Жыл бұрын

I hope so shits funny

she looks like she's praying through the whole story XD

I am from Vietnam and the story of this fish has spread and it is an obsession for us

@churiac3

2 жыл бұрын

same

@edophuc2216

2 жыл бұрын

Damn

@imlemon3052

2 жыл бұрын

Hi guys

@NoName-rs9ni

2 жыл бұрын

Cười ẻ 😂

@thaiduong0623

2 жыл бұрын

yo

This guy was a fish in another life. He had a fish lover , they were happy , untill one day they got caught by a man and a boy. The fish instantly felt a connection with the boy. The rest is history.

I love a good wholesome story

@user-qn2ey6gk4m

2 жыл бұрын

Same 🥰 I sent this to my grandma

Now THIS.... this is quality content. I was dying trying not to laugh on break at work.

I wonder if people out there understand the sheer bravery it took to come forward with this statement and the masses sitting at home feeling the same way but refuse to speak up. The animosity we have to face on a daily basis even in our own family as he so valiantly shared. Deep in my heart I know for sure, there is a better place in existence - a place where the fish and this outstandingly courageous young gentleman are reunited. #fishrightsarehumanrights

@locpham7471

2 жыл бұрын

Hmm

@ThienLe-vz7dq

2 жыл бұрын

Yes my friend. It’s so sad to see the man being separated from his true self because of the so called standard moral of society. The feeling he’s been holding all these years,.. it’s just too unjust to deny or ban such pure and bright love. I believe all people are created equal and have an equal right to express themselves as who they are. I support the fish and human companion. #fishrightsarehumanright

@Loudshark_

2 жыл бұрын

I know that sometime things can be hard for our life, but goddamn let the fishes live their life. Like don’t make the fish suffer plz, let them live plz

@highbornpig2229

2 жыл бұрын

@@Loudshark_ nah bro that fish got me actin some kinda way

@binjeisharkman

2 жыл бұрын

dear God do I hope this is a troll

"You're not a fish - how do you know what fish enjoy?" --- Hui Shi, Famous ancient Chinese philosopher

@user-mv8bw6ig3g

2 жыл бұрын

well, that's Zhuangzi who said that

@jiansong3077

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-mv8bw6ig3g nah ug I looked it up, Zhuangzi is the butterfly guy

@user-mv8bw6ig3g

2 жыл бұрын

@@jiansong3077 Oh, I mess it up, thanks for telling me. and the meme make me cannot stop laughing while see that line again. 😂

@jiansong3077

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-mv8bw6ig3g makes you wonder how wild our ancestors can get am I right?

@user-mv8bw6ig3g

2 жыл бұрын

@@jiansong3077 They aren't that weird, but this accident makes it seem different if you see this video.

Everyone from Taiwan, you are here not because this video pops up on your recommended video... let's admit it, YOU SEARCHED FOR IT.

@maple95377

2 жыл бұрын

ＹＥＳ.

Man takes the statement "if there's a hole there's a way" differently

@gravy7944

2 жыл бұрын

If there’s a hole there’s a goal

look like she is the most patient person that still try to hear that story:)

@chauphamnguyenbao3558

2 жыл бұрын

Này là vid của cổ luôn mà bạn :))

@huyanhpham4734

2 жыл бұрын

@@chauphamnguyenbao3558 cổ quá đào lên thành trend:)))

Imagine being reincarnated into that fish

@GoogleAccount0729

2 жыл бұрын

Oh hell no

我被这个故事深深的震撼了

@Pluffery

2 жыл бұрын

震撼三觀

@笨蛋阿公

2 жыл бұрын

好奇怪喔，我覺得還好....

@user-nc6gz4mb2p

2 жыл бұрын

好怪...再看一遍

@thomasway0320

2 жыл бұрын

就像這位兄弟的小兄弟被那個魚給震撼一樣？

@sakurasakura4118

2 жыл бұрын

哈哈，我記得好久以前有在報紙上看到一個新聞。一個男孩的丁丁被魚咬住拔不出來，於是他就想拿菜刀把魚頭砍下來，結果把自己丁丁也砍到了

the nun did a good job holding it together because i would have laughed somewhere in the middle of of it

I just appreciate how smooth his voice is :3

@elite6848

2 жыл бұрын

how tf does that matter in this scenario?

@Thunderguy229

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t know how bro wasn’t cracking up while telling his story lol

@KittyPikaChu

2 жыл бұрын

@@Thunderguy229 probably cause he’s traumatised

@alistergoh9744

2 жыл бұрын

all thanks to the fish

@jumpvelocity3953

2 жыл бұрын

@@KittyPikaChu bro you are bound to be removed from the gene pool if you’re traumatized from jacking off with a fish 💀

From time to time I relisten to this fucking gem of a story, 10/10 will listen again in a few months.

1:54 That "SmexyFish" guy in the chat took this vid to a new level.

Lmao this change " keep your fish in your pants " to a whole new meaning

Wow you are actually good at keeping calm after hearing such a...

@haiangho6144

2 жыл бұрын

Nah i’m sure niki would think she would spare that Q guy but Jesus won’t

He’s definitely pulling her leg, but it is a funny story.

@crimsonspade4305

Жыл бұрын

You wanna put money on that though?

him saying "hello?" at the end broke me, I finally broke

He said the word fish so many times that it doesn't have a meaning anymore

Finding nemo: totally another story Real finding nemo:

This man is really strong for actually getting himself in such a vulnerable position and what he gets is a twitch chat making fun of him.. Like, obviously, it's a bit funny but it's obviously a big thing to him that also has a huge impact on his relationship with his dad and his sexuality and he deserves a therapist or a friend or whatever to talk to about this - actually offering actual help.

@user-xu1ru1nu3y

2 жыл бұрын

its a joke dumbass, nerd🤓

@donovanfaust3227

2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe you're taking it seriously, this is definitely a joke, like a copy pasta. Maybe at one point someone has done something like this but it definitely wasn't the dude "confessing".

@lt3880

2 жыл бұрын

its fake dude

@abysswatcher4907

2 жыл бұрын

It's a sad world. We don't know if anything is ironic or not.

@HinnerkHesse

2 жыл бұрын

@neko cracker An attitude like yours is the reason for people to become mentally ill

What the hell?! This guy had a mini fridge in his room growing up?

@MeloYelo

Жыл бұрын

EXACTLY! BOURGEOISIE FISHFUCKING BULLSHIT

This dude is a legend 😂😂

She looks like she doesnt know whether she wants to laugh, cry or just quit.

You know Niki, congrats in maintaining the composture. Plus now you might think of all the things priests have to hear on a confissionary...

"There's no fish related stuff, nothing." Sir, may I introduce you to the world of Zora r34?

Sister clearly holding her laugh so hard!

I don't think there's enough forgiveness in God's heart for this man

@c.a.marsupial.1282

2 жыл бұрын

I don't agree. He's confessed it so God will forgive him. But I doubt the fish ever will.

@lastword9047

Жыл бұрын

@@c.a.marsupial.1282 it's bestiality he's not being forgiven its a major sin lol

@c.a.marsupial.1282

Жыл бұрын

@@lastword9047 it's a made up story.

@lastword9047

Жыл бұрын

@@c.a.marsupial.1282 obviously

@c.a.marsupial.1282

Жыл бұрын

@@lastword9047 ok, your joking, my mistake. Keep well.

That little ”Hello” at the end💀

That "hello?" At the end really completed this clip i feel

Damn, must be stressful when hearing those confessions.

There was an entire new feeling in my mind after hearing that story. I think it was disgust(self -explanatory), sadness(because he really did sound sad) and just overall being overwhelmed. Holy shit.

The hello at the end killed me xD

That "Hello?" at the end was just perfect🤣

This is the consequence of giving your kid a mini fridge

From scary to this. What a revolution!

there is an old Chinese saying by Zhuang tze: "you are not fish, how do you know if the fish was not happy?" 子非鱼，安知鱼之乐--《庄子》

THE FUCKING HELLO AT THE END.

This is by far the most oddly specific and completely random fucking thing my ears have ever been cursed to hear.

Sometimes I wish God would take away my ability to hear

@Whatever-xu3np

2 жыл бұрын

you... 😂 made my day

@OnceUponKid

2 жыл бұрын

me too bro.

The final word "Hello" just another level of humour, hahaha, lmfao...XD

‘It’s not my fish. My friend gave it to me.’ 🤣🤣

Your try not to laugh skills are amazing

this felt like it lasted 4 hours

It's a terrible day to have the ability to hear.

This did psychic damage to me.

Her face duringn the story its pure gold

normal confession: i read r34 of jesus That one guy: I came on my.... Friends dog

10/10 confession

tthe "Hello?" to make sure you were still there felt so pitiful :( Lmfao

I would like to imagine him going directly to a church after this and confessing the same thing, the same way to the priest

A video full of quality. Wish you success in the future

This is perfection XD It had me ugly laughing. Thank you! The ending too. F for fish!

Bruh, the look of uncertainty and terror on her face, occasionally twisting into confused laughter then disgust and pity

This is one of these "too weird to not be true stories"

She should of said well there’s still plenty of fish in the sea 😂

That "Hello?" at the end.. Legit! 100%

that ''hello?'' at the end was what killed me

The Deep: Origins

Here's Taiwan. This has been a great meme recently Thank you and thanks this fish boy 🐟 （我是台灣人，這已經變成我們的迷因了，謝謝妳和這位魚兄）

@speak.Mandarin

2 жыл бұрын

@台灣民國球 用魚?..

...O-kay thats enough internet for today.

Man could not resist the fussy.

Having the first time be like: Girlfriend: What was the best feeling you´ve had In your live? Friend: a fish

@Muppet323

2 жыл бұрын

1 Like = 1 Fish

If you look carefully, her lips when she try to holding the laugh, had becoming more like fish lips

I can't believe The Deep from The Boys is a real person! 😂😂😂

at least he took responsibility, what a great man

this is what the quiet kid thinks all the time in class

What a confession.

When the 4chan hermit who's been gone for years finally reappear.

omg she made an amazing job holding that laugh

This felt way longer than 3 minutes.

when i watched this at first it was with no audio and i thought the confession was with a tts bot but rewatching it knowing a dude was actually saying this shit makes it 10x funnier

This fish got violated 😭

My brain now: "fish fish fish fish fish"

Such a good fish,he was fall in love with it until his dad knew=((((

Only 3m and it already gives me too many emotions.

the hello at the end 😭😭😭😭

Guy's literally the dude from the "I'm going to pleasure myself with this fish" meme

I wish i was deaf after listening to this story 🥲

If he actually confessed something like in am actual church, the priest would probably leave it all behind and go live up in a mountain.

@crimsonspade4305

Жыл бұрын

And thats where monks come from

Her face!?!?😭😭😭😭she was dying lmfao , me too💀😭😭😭

That fish is going places

@AngiePup

2 жыл бұрын

The afterlife