Thank you again for posting this so faithfully. This is one of the few shows I look forward to watching.

Drinking Paula Vennels tears, one of the best throwaway lines ever…

@holdenmcgroin3995

Ай бұрын

I didn't get it :(

@davidallan5671

Ай бұрын

CEO of post office at public inquiry. She kept pretending to be crying

@SimonFrack

Ай бұрын

1:30 Hadron collider is particle physics. It’s not the role of the space agency. And funding for the hadron collider came from a huge variety of countries, both EU and non-EU.

You know it's good when Ian's already shit-talking before the credits

I love Paul's suit, its so good looking! The muted flowers, and the dark blue, it really works, especially offset by the bright shirt

These guys are a national treasure! 😊

Best episode in ages. 🤣 They were all brilliant, but Paul was absolutely on fire. I think he's got his mojo back lately. I thought Carol was going to literally die laughing during that whole bit from 21:15 on.. "Will you be wanting the face flannel, or is it an all over body scrub?"🤣🤣🤣

@carn9507

Ай бұрын

@user-ed6ff3bb4i you hoping a woman will die just cos you don't like her. Bit weird.

Can't believe it's the 600th show ❤🎉😊

@sfshinz

Ай бұрын

Ian has won what, three of them?

Thank you for posting! I really enjoy watching this even if I live across the pond in the US. I really like UK TV, especially panel & comedy shows.

@holdenmcgroin3995

Ай бұрын

Do you enjoy cats does countdown?

@PWdeBB

Ай бұрын

Apparently CNN are going to do a US version for the election.

@METALUNICORNLTD

Ай бұрын

Try a radio show called The News Quiz :)😊

@failte9910

Ай бұрын

@@holdenmcgroin3995 Yes. Also used to watch Mock the Week.

@joanmackie1735

Ай бұрын

You’re clearly a person of taste!

Alex Horne is brilliant here. He really suits the role. Hope he gets more episodes.

@MominSoliman

Ай бұрын

Never heard of him

@paulastapleton9072

Ай бұрын

​@@MominSolimancreator and co host of Taskmaster among other things. Brilliant show.

@FistandFootMartialArts

Ай бұрын

Too right! Up there with VCM and Richard Ayoade.

@BogusNoise

Ай бұрын

@@MominSoliman Also been in dictionary corner on Cats Does Countdown. Great style of humour!

@pjsheahan5675

Ай бұрын

Really I thought he ruined the show with his kids TV eye rolling and over doing everything

"I'm -Alex Horne- LITTLE ALEX HORNE!" ;-)

Jack Dee in scintillating form.

@eastvandb

Ай бұрын

The Grumpiest Old Man In The Universe. (not a diss)

@catheriam1945

Ай бұрын

Jack Dee is the black sheep uncle who turns up at family festivities, is immediately at the drinks table, smokes outside and can be heard on cell phone at the bottom of the garden saying, "Now, honey, if you sister saw me with a redhead down the pub, she needs glasses. I never ... no, no, now listen, I never..." He is apolitical (his acidic asides are spot on and hilarious), finds the lad who needs 50 pounds for a new tire for his bike and shoves the money unobtrusively into his jacket pocket, murmuring "Oh, never mind, you have fun on that bike, alright?", when asked about employment, his eye twinkle and he lays a finger alongside his nose, kisses his hostess, waves at the company from the front door and is whisked away by Uber.

Before they do their PHDude they'll have to do their UnderRad 🤙

@andrewcarson5850

Ай бұрын

Your taxi just arrived.

@swetasorab

Ай бұрын

Well done.

@kwerk2011

Ай бұрын

And before that, their Ollie-vels!

@michaelj.beglinjr.2804

Ай бұрын

Lol you just know they'd have to call it something like that.

@nicoledale4004

Ай бұрын

Nice

The guy caught driving by the judge, bloody hell

600 episodes? Ian hislop has appeared in all of them,even Paul had a few nights off.

Thank you for the full upload

Other flavours of milkshake can be thrown ....

@dondesmond7969

Ай бұрын

Yes, for instance Hugh Janus will throw chocolate.

Hislop is not only a man of honour but a man who has made his pile so can be honest.

Still one of the best news shows in the world.?

@glyneade6621

Ай бұрын

Why the ?

@user-cm4ml7ju7d

Ай бұрын

@@glyneade6621 I do not see all shows in the world!

@glyneade6621

Ай бұрын

Have watched the show since the first episode and still the best!

@user-cm4ml7ju7d

Ай бұрын

@@glyneade6621 I have maybe all the seasons and episodes of this really great show. Thank you for following it like I do.

🎉🎉🎉💋👄😘 thanks for upload

Carols extended laugh at the vasectomy is priceless. 😅

Thank You ! They have all been a joy

Thanks for the laughs😂😂😂😂

Thank you again for posting

Top notch panel this week. Thanks for the much needed laugh.

Jack Dee kept it on point,

Two of my favourite things on one episode (skateboarding + metal), I am very pleased!😊

Excellent, just excellent

Top show. TY

Farage - putting the mock in democracy

Brilliant opener 🥇😂

Is the sax man a member of the Horne Section ???

@howbigtheace

Ай бұрын

He is! Mark Brown :)

@pressureworks

Ай бұрын

@@howbigtheace ty

Donald Rump

@stevie-ray2020

Ай бұрын

Make America Grill Again!

@RyanKeane9

Ай бұрын

Well done

@craigpardy6204

Ай бұрын

Go home

Great script writers who make the show look so effortless

They could have mentioned that Black Market Vasectomy is by the band Sanguisugabogg.

@michaelj.beglinjr.2804

Ай бұрын

Lol they probably didn't want to pronounce it incorrectly on national TV

@stevie-ray2020

Ай бұрын

Should've played a snippet for us!

@2nd3rd1st

Ай бұрын

Is it really. Gosh, I'm so glad I knew that.

@howtoappearincompletely9739

Ай бұрын

Thank you.

40:40 OMG, I was at a concert a couple of months back where they played that! 😁 Sanguisugabogg supporting Suffocation 🤘

Class.

Her prediction at 5:06 was spot-on. Tories came in 3rd.

Awesome!

This hasn't aged well :D - After the Sunak-Day blunder, the Tories may be fifth after Labour, Liberals, SNP, and the Greens.

@EdwardLindon

Ай бұрын

Let's just see that as a bonus.

@bigglesbiggles1

Ай бұрын

Not being in the UK and not been paying attention , is there a link to what sunak day is? I need a good laugh.... Update.... DDay blunder....ffs.. its what happens when a hobby politician gets to be PM

@andrewcockburn7484

Ай бұрын

​@@bigglesbiggles1Sunack ditched the D Day commemorations to go home early for a campaign interview.

@apathybronson

Ай бұрын

​@@bigglesbiggles1 I assume they mean Sunak leaving the D Day celebration early. Which is obviously a very important day especially for older Brits which is also who votes Tory

@sycorez

Ай бұрын

We all know that the Tories will come second. Even after all this and the stuff people have been through. The English public shouldn't be given as much credit as you do.

Vordeman has the most insane laugh - not necessarily in a bad way though.

@stevie-ray2020

Ай бұрын

Gorgeous!

16:28 Good one Paul!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😉

love paul's outfit

Jack Dee slayed!

good one, Jack :)

when are people going to awake to the fact that rich business people are far more suspect than they are trustworthy. ☮️ ❤🌏🌍🌎

@stevie-ray2020

Ай бұрын

No......really? Don't they contribute more taxes than any others to the country's economy?

@craigpardy6204

Ай бұрын

​@@stevie-ray2020Hahaha, I really hope you're joking, otherwise you are watching the wrong show, or so slow you don't realise it. Either way 👀

@craigpardy6204

Ай бұрын

​@@stevie-ray2020because that's how the rich get rich, by paying there fair share of taxes..

@stevie-ray2020

Ай бұрын

@@craigpardy6204 Yeah, sure!

@stevie-ray2020

Ай бұрын

@@craigpardy6204 Sarcasm, my friend!

Little Alex Horne

Crazy that Luke littler appears on the wall behind the panel.

Would've fixed the potholes if the bandits in Westminster hadn't stolen all the money to fix theirs instead

Good Lord! It’s barely appeared on BBC iPlayer and already it’s on KZread. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Freddie Mercury drank a glass of (potentially) beer in the middle of We are the Champions. So the lady is in good company.

Alex and Jack carried the show

Was this before or after mr. Rishi left the beach?

Not what I was expecting when they said "Al porn."

nearest host there's been to the one and only AD?

Six hundred recordings, and stil witty a ever. Please go on.

The guy caught driving was innocent in the end. Update to the story was that he was no longer suspended, but was still in 'the system' as suspended. Clerical error, he was cleared.

@fizz-pip

Ай бұрын

That was the guys argument. And THEN it turned out the reason his license was not suspended was because he NEVER HAD A LICENSE.

I see Carol's cheeks gave gone the way of her chest..

Weirdly, 90% of the AI women on the dating app ads I'm forced to watch, look like Carol Vorderman!?

@alan_davis

Ай бұрын

I.e plastic looking?

Did the 77th Brigade write these jokes?

The last UK prime minister to enter and leave office at general elections was Edward heath 1970-74. Democracy is not really Democracy anymore, they just do as they please and we stand by applauding. 😢smh

It has not been broadcast yet were did you get the episode from

@RyanKeane9

Ай бұрын

Ssshhhhh

Please someone tell me who Paul loverts is?

@DevinGates

Ай бұрын

All the information is on the task.

kzread.info/dash/bejne/o3hkprGmornMirw.htmlsi=0hqzmuxuuus5YY29 Paul Merton and Ian hislop looking terrifyingly young.

Does Ian's team *ever* win?

@carn9507

Ай бұрын

The Wkee article (for some reason doesn't like posting my comment if I spell it properly) has an episode list and it marks each episode in red or green depending who wins and has a total at the bottom. It says after 600 episodes, Ian has won 180. Paul has won 385 and 35 are draws. :)

@alan_davis

Ай бұрын

The last one I think...

@jeremywilliams5107

Ай бұрын

You mean this is a competition? The scoring system seems totally random, and since the Deayton years they hardly get throughtwo rounds any more.

This show would be better if Alex Horne was the regular host, & they had some younger (and funnier) panelists.

He did well as host

D vordaman looking awswome

@carn9507

Ай бұрын

@user-ed6ff3bb4i you got issues.

I will now rewatch my first HIGNFY show: kzread.info/dash/bejne/q52alaiGZrO3pNo.htmlsi=-O6YF8Uv0oQpu3rD

The Conservatives are.... The Conservative Party is....... What ARE England?

It's always good to see what the supposedly impartial BBC cut out of the main programme.

@RyanKeane9

Ай бұрын

It’s made by Hat Trick, not the BBC

The driver was allowed to drive. It was a clerical error. I hope people look into it.

@lilymarinovic1644

Ай бұрын

It appears so. A little unfair to him. Although it is odd that he was on a charge of "driving while license suspended" if his licence wasn't actually ... well ... suspended.

@paulwheeler8913

Ай бұрын

Actually he wasn’t allowed to drive. The suspension had passed but he had not paid the court fees and it’s at that point his license would be reinstated and valid however he choice not,to do that for four years. Even his own defense lawyer said he was an idiot!

@lilymarinovic1644

Ай бұрын

@paulwheeler8913 thanks for clearing it up.

@alan_davis

Ай бұрын

The clerical error was his... so, no, he didn't have a licence.

Skateboarding is on the curriculum because Jamie Griffin is the best skateboarder in the world.

THE MR TUMBLE MEME SENT M LMAO - THAT WAS PEAK CHILDHOOD NGL AND I LOVE ED DAVEY AS A DISABLED PERSON MYSELF ITS NICE TO KNOW A PARTY MORE RIGHT WING THAN I - CARES ABOUT DISABLED PEOPLE

@datgrrl5698

Ай бұрын

Cor...stop yelling...

@cannotfindmyshoes3

Ай бұрын

​@@datgrrl5698😆 I was just about to write something similar. I find it hard to perfectly understand his comment but I think he's disabled... maybe his disability is that he is deaf and that's why it seems like he's shouting! 😄

The Michigan man was not driving without a license. There was a clerical error. All charges were dropped. That's why he was looking so confused. The poor man spent two days in jail before it was straightened out. By the way, he was at a doctor's office because his wife is extremely ill and he was there is support her.

@alan_davis

Ай бұрын

Incorrect, go get the latest update...

@EnglishTeacher-ez1bo

Ай бұрын

@@alan_davis You're right! "In a new hearing this week, Judge Simpson makes clear that Harris never actually had an eligible driver’s license. And records from Michigan’s Department of State, obtained by NPR, show this as well." This is so convoluted!

What different Dimension is this, in which Taskmaster is about political pundits and not frozen peas?

@jeremywilliams5107

Ай бұрын

The Great Egg Race ...

trump the cryptid 😂

Pork steak.

Which panellist is constantly over reacting for the camera?

Meh!!!!

"crack down on anti social behavior"... finally put up some CCTV cameras and nanny state people a bit?

@michaelj.beglinjr.2804

Ай бұрын

Finally nanny state? England has been a nanny state for a long, long time now, and London is one of the most surveilled cities on Earth.

@Thisandthat8908

Ай бұрын

@@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 when you have a minute look up "sarcasm"... Seriously!

Somewhere there is a sophisticated laboratory cloning cheap generic presenters. Sadly charm, wit and intelligence are expensive upgrades and Alex Horne is only the basic model.

politics has become one big idiot-fest...

I like Alex Horne but he was a wrong fit for this show

@pjsheahan5675

Ай бұрын

I don't like Alex Horne but he was a real shit for this show

@craigpardy6204

Ай бұрын

I really liked him! He's probably not the best comedian but he's one of the richest..

Alex Horne compare of HIGNFY - naff

Turns out that driving licence guy was innocent. The suspension had been lifted over two years previously.

@harveycreekin

Ай бұрын

Further update to that was he hadn't actually renewed his licence so was actually guilty after claiming his innocence on the news! He got more jail 😂

@renrutmat

Ай бұрын

Actually the guy has never held a driving licence.

@alan_davis

Ай бұрын

​@@renrutmatthis, 100% correct.

Gday, I know its up to her what she wants to do, but I am sad to see Carol going the botox road. IF i had a type, it would be women with similar features to hers. But now those features are all being slowly bubbled away. Age normally please ladies, Men will find your actual face with all its features much more attractive, then if you end up looking like a goldfish having an allergic reaction if something goes wrong in the procedure. Again up to you ladies and men that do it, but just why?

@carn9507

Ай бұрын

That's your response to this vid? Huh.

@karnovtalonhawk9708

Ай бұрын

@@carn9507 Yes the rest is kind of interesting on a world view and a laugh thats why i watch, but im Aussie and to be honest I dont know who some of the politicians they talk about are. So yer I took the time to look at carol and thought your face used to have a refined shape to it now she is all sort of rounded out. sorry if my musing displeased you.

@martavdz4972

Ай бұрын

Because there are no women who have been rejected by men for looking old? There's a reason some women do this. Anyway, you can rest assured I don't know anyone who's had a botox injection, most women don't have money for those. Only the minority who do are more visible.

Why are they talking about 409 seats and 200 seats? How many fuggin seats are there? It sounds like seating for a taylor swift concert not a small island nations parliament! Why so many? Also ive never seen more than five people in there.

@michaelcolbourn6719

Ай бұрын

There are 650 seats.

@riddersjc

Ай бұрын

There are 650 seats. 326 is therefore needed for a majority, conservatives were on 365 and labour on 202. People are predicting a _massive_ landslide for labour, but I reckon those numbers will pretty much exactly switch. I know your comment was meant as a joke, but they actually talked about why it looks empty in a recent episode of The Rest Is Entertainment - occasionally it is just empty, but more often than not it's just because of the camera angles and the rules that only that room can be filmed, so quite often there are many people out in other rooms or corridors actually voting or doing stuff which is not televised.

@milo2324

Ай бұрын

check every Wednesday at noon. PMQ or Prime Minister's Question Time, is usually fully packed by the worshipers of the Satan.

@JBDiamondCutter

Ай бұрын

Also the speaker has a seat but doesn't take it up in parliament (quite why i don't know bc that leaves 80,000 or so people without representation) ​@@riddersjc

@MIEJ4

Ай бұрын

@@JBDiamondCutterthey have to be neutral to control the house activities

That woman is so irritating. And false.

Would’ve been good for the show to mention that guy driving didn’t actually have a suspended license and it was all an error.

@johngelnaw1243

Ай бұрын

Sort of. He didn't have a suspended license, because he had no license to suspend. His driving privilege had been revoked, and was supposed to have been reinstated, but he didn't file the paperwork. Nor did he actually try to get a driving license. They could have also mentioned that the defense in Hunter's trial maintains he had just completed rehab, and therefore believed he wasn't an addict. Which may or may not be true, as his girlfriend at the time (also a crack user) claimed he was on crack that day. But she's also a bit vague, and uncertain.

@alan_davis

Ай бұрын

Would've been good for you to mention that you were mistaken... Guy had no license.

Sorry, but this week it was very poor, I have not heard of the presenter, The show is usually wonderful, and most of other presenters are amazing, Sorry to be negative,,,, Have loved the show for year's please keep going strong

@carn9507

Ай бұрын

You've never heard of Alex Horne? You've never watched Taskmaster? You're missing out. Been one of the most consistently entertaining shows on British TV since it began in 2015 and it's just finished it's 17th series.

@cannotfindmyshoes3

Ай бұрын

I only heard of it on last weeks show or perhaps the one before that. If like me, you haven't lived in the UK for nearly 20 years how could you have possibly heard of it??! This programme is one of the only contemporary, comical ways I can be slightly informed of current events back home. I recognised the fella because I am sure he has already appeared on the show but I am not familiar with anything he is famous for...and unless I read your comment again I have already forgotten his name. Perhaps he was on Would I Lie to You once, I may have seen him on that. I thought he was alright as a presenter.

@DevinGates

Ай бұрын

I'm in Canada and I'd heard of Alex before Taskmaster.

@alan_davis

Ай бұрын

You not having heard of Alex Horne says a lot more about you than him.

@richardbetts816

Ай бұрын

Great job Alex Horne!

At Ian - in truth, TikTok is not owned by the Chinese state, just saying.... its a private company in SGP, a former English colony that gained independence and done well in governance I think, but its just an opinion - not a fact I guess...

@janeybundybird

Ай бұрын

You are addressing the panelist? You think he comes here to check comments?

@Smoogster

Ай бұрын

Tiktok was developed by the Chinese company ByteDance which is headquartered in Beijing but incorporated in the Cayman islands for tax purposes. It was founded by Zhang Yiming, the 2nd richest man in China (est fortune is US$45 Billion). ByteDance works closely with the Chinese communist party to "better promote CCP policies". TLDR: tiktok is basically a Chinese government app.

@alan_davis

Ай бұрын

Owned by many multinational investors, but the Chinese founder has >50% of the voting rights... It isn't as simple as it looks.

@Bingpot_Cowabunga

Ай бұрын

Tell me you don’t understand China without telling me…

@johngarveyire

Ай бұрын

@@alan_davis He's not Chinese, why does everyone think he's Chinese?

Not a good episode at all. No real interaction between the panel and Mr Horne was a poor host.

@alan_davis

Ай бұрын

This was of the better ones, IMHO. I'm not calling you an idiot, I'm just saying not everyone has the same tastes.

50 year old communist students

@lindanimated

Ай бұрын

The panelists are already great, no need to big them up even more!

@marcnoone7719

Ай бұрын

@@lindanimated it takes 4 working days for a Chinese visa !

@carn9507

Ай бұрын

@@marcnoone7719 why do you know that?

@martavdz4972

Ай бұрын

​@@lindanimated From someone whose family was tortured and persecuted by Communists, you might want to bring that down a notch.

@lindanimated

Ай бұрын

@@martavdz4972 Actual communism has not ever been practiced. Your family was tortured and persecuted by fascists who sold the world the idea that their practices were communism. That is terrible and I empathise, but their torturers were not communists. What they did was nothing like Marx wanted. And for the record, my father was a refugee from Karelia in WWII as a toddler, who slept with holes in his bedroom furniture from Soviet shelling. But the Soviets were not communists, as I explained above.

Vorderman is the *worst panelist on this show.. dunno why they keep having her on.

@carn9507

Ай бұрын

world?

@cannotfindmyshoes3

Ай бұрын

Well some of us like her. She's a National Treasure. And still looking damn fine, especially for an 80 year old! She's clever and funny. I was glad to see her. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@sekwar

Ай бұрын

@@cannotfindmyshoes3 she's about 60...

@sekwar

Ай бұрын

@@carn9507 got me

@DevinGates

Ай бұрын

I can think of two reasons...

I also hate British humour, irony, and lists.

@carn9507

Ай бұрын

what exactly are you doing here, brad?

@alan_davis

Ай бұрын

Bye Brad.

This has become a party political broadcast on behalf of the Labour party

@johngelnaw1243

Ай бұрын

Well, if the Tories could actually do something right, there might be something else to talk about.

@michaelj.beglinjr.2804

Ай бұрын

Can you blame them? The Tories certainly haven't done anything for anyone that isn't a billionaire.

@WillBravoNotEvil

Ай бұрын

We all have a cross to bear, Frankie! Maybe you can stream Fox News! 😂

@EdwardLindon

Ай бұрын

All broadcasts during the pre-election period have to conform to neutrality rules. The putative partisanship you appear to be experiencing may be an epiphenomenon of reality's well-known liberal bias...

@kosmonument2682

Ай бұрын

Yeah, back in 1990. I like the show but the slant is obvious.

I can remember when HIGNFY was funny

@matthewsmith908

Ай бұрын

Like this episode?

@matthewsmith908

Ай бұрын

I just got to the flannel moment, peak HIGNFY. God, Farage is such a turd.

@knightsnight5929

Ай бұрын

Short term memory loss is a sign of senile dementia.

@methanedirigible

Ай бұрын

I guess the jokes in this broadcast were at the expense of your political leaning? You’ve gotta be able to give and take the ridicule.

@EdwardLindon

Ай бұрын

Are we to infer that you believe this currently not to be the case? Or is the time you're remembering this time?

2016 I stayed up all night watching the US election, Im Canadian. I hoped Trump would win then and the looks on CNN mouthpieces was tremendous. 2024 Im hoping Trump gets elected. That helps us get rid of JT.

I love remining myself why I don't watch the BBC... thanks

@paulwheeler8913

Ай бұрын

I’m sure they miss you… so what’s on GB news around the time HIGNFY?

@mallockracer

Ай бұрын

@@paulwheeler8913 I have no idea, I don't watch TV.

@pjsheahan5675

Ай бұрын

@@mallockracer So why comment on this show?

@alan_davis

Ай бұрын

Keep remining. If you only mine once you haven't really lived.

who is Alex Horne. He. is crap

@carn9507

Ай бұрын

He's the genius behind the highly successful Taskmaster which just completed it's 17th series. What have you done lately?

@alan_davis

Ай бұрын

Who is Steve Thom. He. Is crap

@stevethom407

Ай бұрын

@@carn9507 taskmaster for the seriously mentally deficient . i do not watch stupidity tv only watch 2 ,qi and hignfy and this guy was the worst i seen on there ever. what have i done . left uk as fill of stupid people , travelled through vietnam , laos , malaysia , cambodia , china ,scuba diving in thailand and what have u done?

@stevethom407

Ай бұрын

@@alan_davis who is pretend alan davies ? . i would be crap thats why i am not on there but so is horne

@carn9507

Ай бұрын

@@stevethom407 Right. Horne is. Because he's good at his job. His most popular being a panel show that has run for almost ten years where he is the producer, creator, writer and came up with most of the many, many, many, many different challenges on every episode. And "spawning international versions in Australia, Belgium, Croatia, Denmark, Finland, New Zealand, Norway, Portugal, Canada (Quebec), Sweden, Spain and the United States." So he's done alright for himself. As far as we know he's not spending his time on the internet posting "who is [insert name]. He. is crap". That's a you problem.