This is the first time I've had the self-control to wait for the extended version! Cheers to comment on last week's vid for the motivation. Cheers for the upload, legend.

@Assmodean

Жыл бұрын

I just watch both

@MrSatnavatron

Жыл бұрын

back in the day - always waited

@oskrm

Жыл бұрын

KZread doesn't really help by spam recommending you the shorter version

@IMortage

Жыл бұрын

Especially difficult with Victoria at the helm

@wich1

Жыл бұрын

I always wait for the extended version, but when it’s VCM I’ll just watch both

"Because of the wooden stake." It is my new favorite line.

@elitefencer777

20 күн бұрын

The delivery! **chefs kiss**

Definitely one of the better hosts. And proving that it's not simply about being professional, which she clearly is, but that having a rapport with the panel adds a lot to the show. She's up there with Jo Brand, Martin Clunes and Alexander Armstrong.

@jonhohensee3258

Жыл бұрын

She's boring.

@DanDownunda8888

8 ай бұрын

Also Kirsty Young and Steph McGovern.

About the quality street wrapper and black and white TV. Paul is right. We did it with lucozade wrappers and taped it to the screen. 😂 good times.

@lakrids-pibe

Жыл бұрын

Yep

@davidt1168

Жыл бұрын

Purple wrapper though.

@realhorrorshow8547

Жыл бұрын

I checked and Ivo Graham did go to Eton. I'm also sure that he did not look at the TV through a Quality Street wrapper to make it look like colour. Mainly because by the time he was old enough to go there it was 2003.

@realhorrorshow8547

Жыл бұрын

@bina nocht And you had to be ill to get your mum to buy it - at least I did. I was amazed how long it took them to spot that was a poor marketing strategy.

The world is coming to an end: Ian isn't the one that's befuddled by modern society any more!! It's Paul!

@RFC-3514

Жыл бұрын

Ian has never really been befuddled by modern society. Just appalled.

Absolutely delightful! Thanks again for sharing the joy.

Paul obsessing over that woman crossing the road was seriously hilarious. Though it's clear he doesn't understand those two images aren't from a single stationary camera, but rather from two separate collections of street images gathered years apart. (His point still stands though: the odds aren't "astronomical" or even necessarily "newsworthy"-- drive by the same place at roughly the same time and some things are bound to be the same.)

@momotaro37

Жыл бұрын

The first time I get, but to repeatedly hammer on about it... 🙄 Just... ugg..

Loved seeing Ian Hislop crack up Ivo Graham with his "Venerable Bede" joke. The edit made it appear Ivo was the only one who got it.

@eastvandb

Жыл бұрын

Which may have been accurate…

@theinvisibleneonrainbowzeb2567

Жыл бұрын

for some reason I read your comment in Ian Hislop's voice. In my head I mean, not out loud.

@theinvisibleneonrainbowzeb2567

Жыл бұрын

@@eastvandb and now my brain will only read yours in Paul Merton's.

@eastvandb

Жыл бұрын

@@theinvisibleneonrainbowzeb2567 I won't complain!

@misshavisham3220

Жыл бұрын

@@theinvisibleneonrainbowzeb2567 -- So you're hearing voices? Not a good sign! 😁

Thank you so much for uploading Have I Got News For You…the only show on TV worth watching 🙂

Oh my stars that was hilarious! Victoria is a brilliant host.

Really enjoyed seeing Isabel Hardman for the first time--she's very funny.

28:55 - possibly Victoria Coren Mitchell's greatest delivery of a joke ever. 🤣🤣🤣

This is one of the best episodes I've watched. Hilarious 😂

Thanks for uploading. I’ve been waiting for this one.

In this episode, Paul runs it with Trumpy and Fuckwagon and his yellow wrapper TV story. I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Ian was on his game as well. Also, love Victoria as a host and I was thrilled to see Ivo out and about! All-in-all, a brilliant show! Thanks guys ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I love Victoria! "Thatcher would be turning in her grave. If that were possible. Which it isn't. Because of the wooden stake." "The modern woke agenda is ruining the traditions of Christmas. This year they'll even have a man delivering the Queen's speech."

@Padraigp

Жыл бұрын

You know shes jsut reading a screen with the jokes written on it. 😅

@trueaussie9230

8 ай бұрын

​@@Padraigp Every good comedian knows, it's all in the delivery.

Victoria is a delight as always.

@jonhohensee3258

Жыл бұрын

In what way?

@zapfanzapfan

Жыл бұрын

@@jonhohensee3258 In so many ways...

@jonhohensee3258

Жыл бұрын

@@zapfanzapfan She's blah.

The way Victoria said "Good night" as she takes off her glasses... Oh be still, my heart!

@draculasneeze6681

2 ай бұрын

When she does that David knows "it's on tonight"

Thank you for posting!

Thoroughly enjoyable in this version!

Thank you from America!

Thank you so much for the upload

Top quality! Thanks for upload.

Rees Mogg´s label was tied on by nanny, like WW2 evacuee children had labels attached to their coat lapels in case, presumably, they got lost.

I laughed so hard at this one. That woman's picture story really got to Paul!

Thanks so much for posting.

Victoria is intelligent, witty and looks totally gorgeous, David is a lucky man.

Quality street wrappers! Finally a subject i'm interested in

Really funny this one. Thanks for the upload!

Thank you for the upload

Thank you. Appreciated

Damn! Ian is on fire in this one! X-D

One of the best - a delight.

I love VCM

great thanks, this was a good one

Quality pet, cheers for the upload

I used the purple one, more realistic than the yellow.

This was a good one

1:11 well Victoria was early by a week but here we are

Kwazimodo decided that 45p was better than his P45.

10:30 VCM slams, then again and again she jams!

I don't think Paul understands what Google Street view is!

I remember that we used to save the cellophane Christmas paper, the red blue and green stuff to past onto the tv to give it some semblance of colour ... A common thing we all did in the early sixties and late 50's. I'm sure most did that sort of thing.

I highly recommend watching the video of the fishing scandal reveal with the original audio. It's hilarious. a million expletives. Im not surprised they muted it on the bbc ahaha. "Do i have to open a police report?"

Aw thanks, that was great!

🌞 Thanks! 🌷 🇸🇪

Dog food boss regularly wraps dog food in yellow cellophane you can watch TV through

Finally, '80's style new wave haircuts are back!

Just under three minutes and this is already gold! (ever for me a Dutchman

If the googlemaps car drove through the HIGNFY studio, how many times would the photos be the same?

The ex Prime Minister. Good one, Ian. How little you knew when you said that...

@beth12svist

Жыл бұрын

As I'm watching this months later, and don't have the exact dates of her tenure in mind (especially because I'm not British), that remark quite confused me for the couple next questions that all centered on her as the PM. 😅

Victoria is correct. Cache is one syllable, cachet two.

Best show on tv

"Aubergine aubergine chair leg" Chair leg?!? I must have heard it wrong?

@ellav7812

Жыл бұрын

I dont understand the chair leg part either

@misshavisham3220

Жыл бұрын

Google images of "Queen Victoria chair leg."

@DanDownunda8888

Жыл бұрын

@@ellav7812 I don't understand any of it......

David Mitchell is a lucky man! Mrs Mitchell is a treasure-intelligent, witty and gorgeous.

@bradleybarnett9545

2 ай бұрын

All that & probably quite rich- what with all the Poker.

If each individual Quality Street chocolate has its own wrapping machine, do they sell a machine one it's wrapped that chocolate, or is the machine recycled?

David Mitchel is a very lucky person.

@raistormrs

Жыл бұрын

he punches way above his weight.

@wich1

Жыл бұрын

He truly is indeed

@sharonmullins1957

Жыл бұрын

@@raistormrs Come on........he is adorable.

@emilymulcahy

Жыл бұрын

@@sharonmullins1957 he is, but vcm is very pretty and smart, he is not in her league, but I love them together

@zapfanzapfan

Жыл бұрын

Obligatory comment 🙂

It's surprising that Ian Hislop has gotten on with the times better than Paul Merton.

@TwoWholeWorms

Жыл бұрын

Merton famously doesn't have a phone, but yeah, of the two of them, you'd've thunk it was the other!

Isabel Hardman is very funny. She has a great smile. Pretty too.

Concerning quality street sweets… one shouldn’t buy nestlé products anyway. Recyclable or not.

@simonmoore6823

Жыл бұрын

Too right! Let's not forget the Nestle CEO several years back saying access to water was not a fundamental human right, and that water should have a market value attached to it (i.e. be privatised).

@DanDownunda8888

Жыл бұрын

Remember when nestlé were caught out selling sub-standard Infant Formula and it was banned in the west? So of course nestlé sold it all off to 3rd world countries.

39:36 is the most british tv clip in existence

@medievalist

Жыл бұрын

Particularly Victoria's outrage!

I'd watch Victoria in anything

@wich1

Жыл бұрын

Or indeed in nothing at all

@mikewhitcombe101

Жыл бұрын

@@wich1 time for a cold shower, gentlemen.

@wich1

Жыл бұрын

@@mikewhitcombe101 yes, a nice shower with Victoria is a very good idea. Though I think she’d rather appreciate a hot one

@mikewhitcombe101

Жыл бұрын

@@wich1 🙄😂

Love the reaction of disgust by the audience and panel at the piece about the National Trust and the bickies. Not the biggest story here, granted but so nice to see the reaction. What a mean, penny-pinching attitude.

Back of the net!

That chap from Eton just hid the whole show.

They should trigger Paul Merton more often. He's been half asleep the last few series.

JC Moggs in a brothel hahah lmho,a victorian one though

bring the cherries back!

Who, or what, is Pete Sir Express?

I still don't understand what Veronica means by Pete sir express!

I’ve never seen anyone that angry at google map photos

Can you imagine if a Labour leader laughed at the queen's funeral

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Kwarteng is gone

Who watches the standard and extended version ?

The lady in the traffic light really made some mind damage to everyone involved, including me.

It's very weird to hear someone read out the name of your Queen, Margrethe, as "Margarita", like she's a pizza or a drink.

@RFC-3514

Жыл бұрын

The real question is: why did you name your queen after a pizza? They're all just variations on the same word, anyway (meaning "pearl").

@mulrich

Жыл бұрын

@@RFC-3514 The pizza is named after a queen, though. Queen of Italy, Margherita of Savoy.

Jake Berry looks like a politician created by AI except the nose and mouth are still being morphed into facial features

1:12, This came out the week of October 3rd, today is October 14th and Kwasi is gone. Sacked, Resigned, what ever. He Gone. Just Like The Joke Here on HIGGY !!!! SPOOKY isn't the word for it. Prophetic is more like it, and not the first time. remember Boris Johnson?

HIGNFY is on a high with Liz Truss!

Are we just aloud to upload these imediately then?

Wow, forgive me, how gorgeous…loved the crinkle tin roof jokes..

That Musk robot moves worse than the robot that was on QI about fifteen years ago so if they finally get it to move they still got a decade and a half of catching up to do

@mick8473

Жыл бұрын

Catch up with what?

@fisherking7798

Жыл бұрын

@@mick8473 can't you read English it says it right there

@fisherking7798

Жыл бұрын

@@mick8473 but in case your reading skills are below a third grader in 2007, that's fifteen years ago, Honda developed a robot called Asimo that walked and even ran better than that Musk piece of crap

@mick8473

Жыл бұрын

@@fisherking7798 Sorry I didn't realise the QI Robot was for sale. I doubt its batteries will be a patch on today's tech though.

Olde Quality Street in a metal container with jewel toned sweets, New Quality Street, waxy paper sweet wrappers in a plastic container. How? is this better? for the Environment? People are more likely to reuse a Quality Street tin, and as Paul said, reuse the jewel tone wrappers to make Lighting Gels, clear packing tape and wrappers laid out on the tape. the new wrappers are landfill fill.

@rainbowevil

Жыл бұрын

The container has been plastic for a long while now, you frame it as though they changed to plastic for sustainability reasons. But yes, paper and wax wrappers will degrade much better in the environment (and into less harmful things) than plastic wrappers. Definitely the plastic container isn’t good though.

@rainbowevil

Жыл бұрын

@bina nocht possibly, but the boxes are much more likely to a) be put in the recycling by customers, and b) be recycled. They’re also much more likely to get blown away from landfills and people littering, so it does make some sense to target the wrappers over the box. Though again, they definitely should swap over to something like cardboard.

@RFC-3514

Жыл бұрын

@bina nocht - Different types of plastic. The box is probably recyclable. And can still be reused, just like the metal ones.

@RFC-3514

Жыл бұрын

Lighting gels? :) A filament bulb would melt them very quickly, and colour-changing LEDs are cheap. The new wrappers are biodegradable. The box has been plastic for some time, and is still reusable.

You completely missed the fat bear voting scandal. And no -- I am not creative enough to make that up.

@DanDownunda8888

Жыл бұрын

Did 747 lose because someone slipped him some diet pills?

What shade of orangey - tan would you say Victoria is?

🍍🍍🍍

Queen Margherita? She's not a pizza. Queen Margrethe. 👸

If you have seen GOOD OMENS, you might recognize Anna Maxwell Martin--the host today--as Beelzebub. The buzz in the voice is a clue.

1:06 Those Yip-Yips on the elevator was from 2016.

David Mitchell is suck a lucky man. Imagine being able to go home to Victoria every night.

@RFC-3514

Жыл бұрын

Which lucky man did he suck, and how did Victoria feel about that?

@michaelmccarthy9411

4 ай бұрын

Suck?

@chrisb3989

4 ай бұрын

@@michaelmccarthy9411 hopefully

@ripdbtpoo1441

2 ай бұрын

Gentlemen, please !

Isabel or Victoria?

@carn9507

Жыл бұрын

bit of both? :D

@wich1

Жыл бұрын

Why not both?

I love Cellophane Its magic to memory of choosing a chocolate out of a crystal glint in a box . Why is it banned ? I didn't know?

@callum9999

Жыл бұрын

It's not banned... They decided to drop it because it's terrible for the environment and results in billions of wrappers ending up in landfill.

@kimsherlock8969

Жыл бұрын

@@callum9999 Cellophane is not bio degradable? When its wet it shrinks . Aluminium wrapping seems to stay .

@KS-ni6ii

Жыл бұрын

It breaks down creating micro-plastics which ends up in the water supply.

@stevie-ray2020

Жыл бұрын

@@callum9999 It also doesn't stay in landfill, either blowing away into waterways, or picked up by birds mistaking it for food!

@callum9999

Жыл бұрын

@@kimsherlock8969 You clearly have the internet, why are you asking me instead of just looking it up? I think it's incredibly obvious that Nestle wouldn't pretend that it's wrappers are more damaging than they actually are and then spend thousands of pounds replacing them!

“Angry ill-informed people”, Ian without a blush. Check out Ian’s angry, ill-informed comments on Putin over the years.

@beenaplumber8379

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, how misplaced! Putin is a self-obsessed dumbass of the highest order! How dare Ian call him anything else!

Is Paul unwell?

@charlespeterwatson9051

Жыл бұрын

He behaves like that on the show a lot.

@timanderson6005

Жыл бұрын

@@charlespeterwatson9051 he seemed more belligerent than usual and just seemed he didn't want to be there. I know he's had MH issues. P'raps just a bad day....

VCM - continuing to give awkward men hope

Very sporting of Isabel Hardman show up for this one, knowing that the party her comic supports would be getting a pasting. The 64 million dollar question across the land? How can a face as beautiful as this belong to a Tory?

@GenoAtkins

Жыл бұрын

Daughter of an aristocrat

@damntutin8016

Жыл бұрын

£ove is mysterious...

Paul clearly did not understand the Google Street View segment. It’s not that she crossed the road twice in nine years….

@drh3b

Жыл бұрын

Yup, he obviously didn't get it. The odds of her being there at the same time the google car came by twice have got to be pretty astronomical. The fact that the google car probably came by both times at the same time seems pretty unlikely too.

@emilymulcahy

Жыл бұрын

Y'all must be fun at parties 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

@RFC-3514

Жыл бұрын

She probably crosses that road on most days at about the same time. The Google car probably follows a regular schedule, too. It would be really surprising if, on a planet with 7 billion people, there weren't a few photographed at the same place a few years apart.

@RFC-3514

Жыл бұрын

@@drh3b - What matters isn't "the odds of her", it's "the odds of _someone"._ It's not like people have been looking for her specifically on GSV for years. And most people follow regular schedules, as does the GSV car. I'm sure there are more photos of someone standing in the same place, taken years apart. Especially if it's a place where people are likely to stop for a while, such as a traffic light.

@simonmoore6823

Жыл бұрын

Or perhaps he did understand but saw the comedy potential in pretending to be annoyed about it...

One shouldn't use the term 'thinking man's totty' but with Victoria and Isabel...

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Victoria Mitchell is insanely hot