Have I Got a Bit More News for You S56 E8. Dec 3 2018

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The extended version of HIGNFY. Team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Jennifer Saunders and panellists Grayson Perry and Matt Forde. 3 Dec 2018

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  • @syzuev3184
    @syzuev31849 ай бұрын

    Lizz Truss giving those resignation awards is bloody poetic

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz5 жыл бұрын

    the best cut of this yet, no annoying logos, no annoying commercials, just HIGGY full. Thx!!

  • @anumeon
    @anumeon5 жыл бұрын

    I still from time to time laugh at the episode with the Baroness. RIP. She was a true character

  • @RIXRADvidz

    @RIXRADvidz

    5 жыл бұрын

    Whitehall hosting. watching him fawn over her is borderline cringe.

  • @Ibike007

    @Ibike007

    5 жыл бұрын

    Perhaps you could share the season/episode plz? I'd love to watch that one! Thank you

  • @anumeon

    @anumeon

    5 жыл бұрын

    There is a torrent available if you google for Have i got news for you torrent,, It has series 1 thru 54 in it.. Obviously i cannot post a link here, since that is morally dubious.. :D

  • @Ibike007

    @Ibike007

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ugh no torrents on my gaming rig 😉😂 Perhaps a season 40 episode 5 and I could maybe find it on KZread 👍🏼

  • @beeldinkum3152

    @beeldinkum3152

    5 жыл бұрын

    peter

  • @suicidalbanananana
    @suicidalbanananana5 жыл бұрын

    I wish we still had this show in the Netherlands, i've pretty much been binge watching these episodes on youtube and even though half of it doesnt make sense to me (as the formula of the show obviously means its always full of local news, and im not always up to speed with UK news) im having so much fun watching these. Thank you for the uploads!

  • @gamefreakforlife
    @gamefreakforlife5 жыл бұрын

    Belgian here: sending your cat is a figure of speech we use to mean, he can't be arsed to show up.

  • @NotAMinifig
    @NotAMinifig5 жыл бұрын

    note: "he sent his cat" is a dutch/flemish saying to say somebody didn't show up.

  • @staninjapan07

    @staninjapan07

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thanks, that can go in a trivia quiz for my students.

  • @AlexandraRezvykh

    @AlexandraRezvykh

    Жыл бұрын

    @@staninjapan07 мллллне

  • @staninjapan07

    @staninjapan07

    Жыл бұрын

    @@AlexandraRezvykh Ты любишь меня больше, чем я люблю тебя

  • @morbius109
    @morbius1095 жыл бұрын

    Grayson Perry is damned hilarious. That "Mister Whippy" bit at 27:44 had me laughing so hard I nearly fell out of my chair LOL.

  • @staninjapan07
    @staninjapan075 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for another big helping of humour from the UK.

  • @smoog
    @smoog5 жыл бұрын

    Thanks from Oz

  • @68sweetnovember
    @68sweetnovember5 жыл бұрын

    Excellent !! Thank you !!

  • @jonathaneffemey4892
    @jonathaneffemey48922 жыл бұрын

    Thanks so much for posting.

  • @LarryTheTubaBoy
    @LarryTheTubaBoy5 жыл бұрын

    8:25 More to the point, James Bond was conceived... not born. I'll see myself out now...

  • @Kowasi
    @Kowasi5 жыл бұрын

    Mr. Elon Musk's observation that the probability of death on Mars is higher than the probability of death on Earth is incorrect. The probability of death on both planets is 100%. Meanwhile, the childhood friend of giant bull Knickers, Bra, was originally called Brahmin. Bra was a nickname.

  • @Attalai

    @Attalai

    5 жыл бұрын

    I know what you're saying and while that is true, how will it screw the statistics once somebody died on Mars who was born on Earth? :)

  • @daftirishmarej1827
    @daftirishmarej18275 жыл бұрын

    Thank you from Italy!!!

  • @2nd3rd1st
    @2nd3rd1st2 жыл бұрын

    22:32 I'm just amazed by the perfectly tuned G# and F notes of these glasses!

  • @lindahart6049
    @lindahart60495 жыл бұрын

    Thanks!

  • @jennysok8320
    @jennysok83205 жыл бұрын

    Thank you!!!!!

  • @withonelook1985
    @withonelook19855 жыл бұрын

    Grayson Perry is sitting directly in front of a 10 foot caricature of his own face...

  • @Legotruck82

    @Legotruck82

    5 жыл бұрын

    wondered if anyone else in the comments noticed haha

  • @zapfanzapfan
    @zapfanzapfan5 жыл бұрын

    Jennifer Saunders ♥

  • @RIXRADvidz

    @RIXRADvidz

    5 жыл бұрын

    Matt Forde. in the vernacular. 'not so much'

  • @UnitSe7en

    @UnitSe7en

    5 жыл бұрын

    Grayson Perry ♥

  • @myoldreteacher
    @myoldreteacher5 жыл бұрын

    0:44 - Yay! I'm watching from Minnesota right now :D

  • @beenaplumber8379

    @beenaplumber8379

    3 ай бұрын

    Me too! I mean, 5 years later. Uff-da, doesn't time fly?

  • @reejan8109
    @reejan81094 ай бұрын

    I believe Knickers is not a cow but rather, a steer.

  • @beenaplumber8379

    @beenaplumber8379

    3 ай бұрын

    A Holstein.

  • @falcychead8198
    @falcychead81985 жыл бұрын

    I must be missing some subtle point. For me, the spot ends up on the right side. Starting on the bottom: Forward - now on the side facing you Right - to the right Right - facing away Forward - back on the bottom Left - no change Backwards - facing away again Left - right side

  • @Kyoto_Ed

    @Kyoto_Ed

    5 жыл бұрын

    I got it like Forward- now facing you right- its still facing you right- still facing you (if it's rotating left to right with the dot facing you the dot's position wont change) forward- dots on top of the cube left- on left side of cube backwards- still of left side of cube left- dots on bottom plane of cube

  • @falcychead8198

    @falcychead8198

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think the problem is different frames of reference. I'm thinking of it globally, where x is the left-right axis, y is the forward-back axis, and z is the up-down axis in the space that the cube is in. "Forward" means rotating around the x axis so that the side with the spot is now facing you, "right" means rotating around the z axis so that the spot is on the right, etc. I guess they mean that the cube's axes stay with the cube, so by "right" they mean clockwise around the cube's original z axis.

  • @rockyboy220

    @rockyboy220

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's what I thought

  • @LarryTheTubaBoy
    @LarryTheTubaBoy5 жыл бұрын

    9:56 I popped back in to say it usually costs a lot more than £3 to "lengthen [one's] pole"... like at least £50 for anything even remotely effective... I've been told.

  • @frankblack9476
    @frankblack94765 жыл бұрын

    6:34 what are the scrapes from. I like to think they are defensive wounds. Get on it Scot Yard.

  • @FloraWest
    @FloraWest5 жыл бұрын

    I like Matt Forde--very knowledgeable and funny. Impressionists always make me cringe a bit for some reason but he kept it low-key enough.

  • @FloraWest

    @FloraWest

    5 жыл бұрын

    I can see that.@* *

  • @mmoss6961
    @mmoss69612 ай бұрын

    35:15 I used to know someone who lived next door to a Jehovah Witness' Hall and their cat used to wander around the hall. The owner would go in there calling out for it - the cat's name was "Satan". The dog named Fire is just as inappropriate, but it made me laugh.

  • @LorBell
    @LorBell Жыл бұрын

    WOW, is this episode filled with Ha-Ha were YOU ever wrong so-called News 😀

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz4 жыл бұрын

    today on ReWatch : History's History. 36:03 Cameron leaves no foot prints, Obama did refer to him as a 'light-weight'. Now We Know

  • @ididntknowtheyhadwifiinhell
    @ididntknowtheyhadwifiinhell5 жыл бұрын

    what's the kate middleton joke?

  • @redchthonic
    @redchthonic5 ай бұрын

  • @pressureworks
    @pressureworks Жыл бұрын

    Help is on the way

  • @RockMetal120
    @RockMetal1205 жыл бұрын

    really the best joke at 19:50 :3

  • @suparnamaiti.
    @suparnamaiti.5 жыл бұрын

    Doesn't the Argentinian president look like the 12th doctor Peter Capaldi?🤔

  • @mikeyb8040
    @mikeyb80405 жыл бұрын

    Every time I hear Vince Cable's name I hear James Acaster sing, "Vince Cable sitting on a table, coz they've run out of chairs"

  • @kevinklement2621
    @kevinklement26215 жыл бұрын

    In Armageddon chess, black gets 4 minutes and white gets 5, which is why it's fair for Black to win in a draw.

  • @thegardenoffragileegos1845
    @thegardenoffragileegos18455 жыл бұрын

    I just figured out who the current Dr. Who reminds me of when it should have been obvious all along.

  • @Gunni1972
    @Gunni19725 жыл бұрын

    The Answer of Maradona is always the same, let me draw the lines.

  • @Bladestrummer
    @Bladestrummer5 жыл бұрын

    "to drill a hole in the surface and measure any subsequent tremors". Subsequent? It's not measuring the effect of drilling, it's measuring seismic tremors. OMG

  • @Gottenhimfella

    @Gottenhimfella

    2 жыл бұрын

    Subsequent, contrary to what you seem to think, does not mean the same as consequent.

  • @SteveWhite1104
    @SteveWhite11043 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant episode. And: Best Trump. EVER.

  • @aaronpeart
    @aaronpeart5 жыл бұрын

    34:20 had me cackling

  • @DiarmuidOhibicin
    @DiarmuidOhibicin5 жыл бұрын

    Em, cows are shes' not hes' 🤔

  • @janemorrow6672

    @janemorrow6672

    5 жыл бұрын

    He is actually a steer.

  • @romlyn99
    @romlyn994 жыл бұрын

    Everyone is laughing at the forklift that causes an entire warehouse to collapse like dominos - The driver was buried and might have died - but nicely edited that bit out

  • @jojojojo4332

    @jojojojo4332

    3 жыл бұрын

    he survived it was in the usa at a warehouse that stored dairy/groceries.

  • @linrob1312

    @linrob1312

    Жыл бұрын

    He was sacked...

  • @beenaplumber8379

    @beenaplumber8379

    3 ай бұрын

    @@linrob1312 Oh that sucks! I mean, I replayed it a few times because it was so spectacular, and I was pretty sure the forklift didn't hit the pallet rack. In fact, for those pallet racks to collapse like that, they had to have been WAY overloaded, far beyond their design capacity. If it was dairy or other canned/wet groceries, that would be easy to do.

  • @beenaplumber8379

    @beenaplumber8379

    3 ай бұрын

    Forklifts in the US are required to have a safety cage to protect the driver in case a load falls on top of them. I was more concerned about the guy standing on the end of the rack when the upright snapped. He was in a position to be seriously hurt.

  • @davidahighley3694
    @davidahighley36942 ай бұрын

    PLEASE CAN GRAYSON PERRY BE IN CHARGE OF UK ART?

  • @octagonocologist
    @octagonocologist3 жыл бұрын

    that's a quality trump impression

  • @slatibaadfast
    @slatibaadfast2 жыл бұрын

    Done

  • @joantaylor7117
    @joantaylor71173 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant Trump mocking segment!

  • @herrzimm
    @herrzimm4 жыл бұрын

    A year later and all the "no deal Brexit" jokes and comments about Corbyn wants to leave ... Really dont hold up

  • @PokerJoker811
    @PokerJoker8115 жыл бұрын

    Isn't Paul still far too relevant for panto?

  • @Nilguiri

    @Nilguiri

    5 жыл бұрын

    who?

  • @krileayn
    @krileayn5 жыл бұрын

    JRM4PM

  • @philmace81
    @philmace812 ай бұрын

    I didn't watch this until i realized that's not Spencer Jones. So sad that Grayson's career can be so easily hamstrung because the cover photo for the video he looks like he could be that flop goof Jones.

  • @bwfvc7770
    @bwfvc77703 жыл бұрын

    that cake. do you not read mathematics?

  • @bundleofperceptions1397
    @bundleofperceptions13975 жыл бұрын

    My probability of dying on Mars is 0, my probability of dying of Earth is 100%. I don't think Elon knows that 100 is larger than 0.

  • @Iroxinping
    @Iroxinping5 жыл бұрын

    Kickers was a fake....those are minicows....like shetland ponies...only 3 to 4 feet high....and a normal cow....lol

  • @herpderpherpd

    @herpderpherpd

    5 жыл бұрын

    No, those are crossbred Wagyu cattle. Not the tallest breed but they're not 3 to 4 feet high.

  • @Gottenhimfella

    @Gottenhimfella

    2 жыл бұрын

    I don't think you can call a steer any sort of cow, let alone a normal one. Admittedly he's not a normal bull, neither. PS I think it was Knickers....

  • @beenaplumber8379

    @beenaplumber8379

    3 ай бұрын

    @@Gottenhimfella Usage of the word "cow" to mean a female bovine or any bovine is optional. It might vary by region, but it's not etched in stone. English is constantly evolving, and dictionaries are based on usage, not the other way around.

  • @Gottenhimfella

    @Gottenhimfella

    3 ай бұрын

    @@beenaplumber8379 I

  • @bwfvc7770
    @bwfvc77703 жыл бұрын

    Mensuration.

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz5 жыл бұрын

    Liz Truss?!! oh, Bless.

  • @momon969

    @momon969

    5 жыл бұрын

    We import 30% of our resignations. THAT. IS. A. DIS. GRACE.

  • @RIXRADvidz

    @RIXRADvidz

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@momon969 LOL XD

  • @jamesbutler6253
    @jamesbutler62535 жыл бұрын

    Grayson Perry, what a breath of fresh air alongside the has-beens.

  • @Bladestrummer
    @Bladestrummer5 жыл бұрын

    Mr Musk also observed that we need to massively reduce greenhouse gases and drive electric cars instead of fossil-fuel cars, and then made it happen,, and he gets thoroughly trashed by Jennifer. But Maggie's contribution to soft ice-cream gets all round respect from the whole panel?

  • @Rangifulla

    @Rangifulla

    5 жыл бұрын

    They were also quite taken with the big cow

  • @thepezfeo

    @thepezfeo

    5 жыл бұрын

    His flame-throwers were much more affordable.

  • @Gottenhimfella

    @Gottenhimfella

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Rangifulla Yes, and not one of them seemed to know that cows are, both by definition and through their inability to communicate, *not* in any position to insist they are referred to by the pronoun "he"

  • @maxdoubt5219
    @maxdoubt52195 жыл бұрын

    We'll trade you Limeys Theresa for Trump. Deal?

  • @Kyoto_Ed

    @Kyoto_Ed

    5 жыл бұрын

    that's gotta be the worst trade deal in history

  • @starby1984
    @starby19845 жыл бұрын

    20.00 "Whoever's black wins". Unless you're applying for a job at the BBC of course.

  • @gat2mad40

    @gat2mad40

    5 жыл бұрын

    Or you're up in front of a judge for stabbing someone

  • @bongofrenzy303
    @bongofrenzy3035 жыл бұрын

    and OI! Hislop.. Corbyn voted against brexit. Get yr fax str8.

  • @fredflintstoner596
    @fredflintstoner5962 жыл бұрын

    Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !" Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?"

  • @MrWombatty
    @MrWombatty5 жыл бұрын

    Lots of quips about knickers & bras, but no one is game to mention the cow in the blue dress!

  • @hymanocohann2698

    @hymanocohann2698

    5 жыл бұрын

    MrWombatty the azzy cross dresser?

  • @kynismos
    @kynismos5 жыл бұрын

    "Trump is stupid", "The Express is hate filled"? How edgy and original

  • @eiaboca1

    @eiaboca1

    2 жыл бұрын

    I mean...the truth is the truth

  • @Snakesborough
    @Snakesborough5 жыл бұрын

    England has really gone down the drain. Back in the nineties I could have a good laugh watching HIGNFY. Now it's more boring than a German comedian. Januari second I will start my course of Russian. English is so out of date. Best wishes from the Netherlands.

  • @tomas-malo

    @tomas-malo

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes, the famously hilarious Russians. Have fun.

  • @bbrockert
    @bbrockert5 жыл бұрын

    The guy dressed as a clown really put no effort into being funny or entertaining. This is why people don't like clowns.

  • @keffypoo

    @keffypoo

    5 жыл бұрын

    @* * This has nothing to do with what he was wearing, but the fact that he wasn't funny, interesting or entertaining - and he truly was not. I could not care less what he's wearing, but that make-up is gaudy.

  • @rockyboy220

    @rockyboy220

    5 жыл бұрын

    Or dull Americans

  • @dawnduskwinter
    @dawnduskwinter5 жыл бұрын

    Grayson Perry............weirdo. TRANSVESTITE.

  • @eiaboca1

    @eiaboca1

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh man, zing

  • @susandemir7180

    @susandemir7180

    Жыл бұрын

    Grayson is an artist, and a joker, The dressing up is so well done, He is wonderful, Love your look Grayson, You are so intelligent too, A pleasure to watch you♥️

  • @beenaplumber8379

    @beenaplumber8379

    3 ай бұрын

    I think Grayson would embrace those terms - weirdo and transvestite. He's a social critic, and it's his job to flush out people with your sensitivities so you can show them to the world. Thanks for playing along!

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