"Voldemort gave me a gun" might be my personal favourite line in this.

You can see the pain in Nikki's eyes while Chad is having the time of his life xD

Yes, more people must know of this most holy of texts.

@Melodyofthesea78

2 жыл бұрын

This fanfiction was legit how I became a fan of My Chemical Romance. Lol

@4ohc

2 жыл бұрын

@@Melodyofthesea78 JK supposedly ghost wrote this fanfic as a joke

@naolucillerandom5280

2 жыл бұрын

@@Melodyofthesea78 This fanfic is how I finally came up with a good name and nickname for my parody of an edgy mary sue character. Just... the way everyone calls her Enoby has the same energy of General Tempest Shadow's true name being Fizzlepop 😂

@mifiwi3438

2 жыл бұрын

@@naolucillerandom5280 At this point I'm always confused when I read it written as Ebony and not Enoby

When Voldemort hands you a gun, you know it's time for business.

@Nahueldelasideas

3 жыл бұрын

STOPP FLEAMMING

@Kaylaw9

Жыл бұрын

If he results to muggle weapons, it's go time.

"Then he fell down and died" followed by the Dark Souls death sound fucking killed me. I laughed so hard.

I have never seen Nikki so deeply touched by a story

"Bloody Mary" being a gallon jug of V8 Bloody Mary Mix is one of the funniest things ever. Oh my god...

Honestly, My Immortal is terrible, but its Voldemort is fucking great. I would have liked Voldy better if he was gun totting, old English speaking master of disguise.

@carissamace

3 жыл бұрын

That’s it my next D&D villain will be that. Behold Selv’alrin the posh Mind Flayer.

@yarmch3686

3 жыл бұрын

@@carissamace make him incredibly sassy and purposely makes the party do stupid shit for his own amusement. Seeing that type of chaotic personality on a mind flayer would be so surreal but oh so good 😂

@carissamace

3 жыл бұрын

@@yarmch3686 I already started to use him. The reason for his insanity is that he was a Ulithard that didn’t develop right. As in he is independent from the hive mind but still a regular Mind Flayer. The Elder Brain let him leave on the condition he report back on the surface world. He has not and has since gone on to open a theatre as a front for his experiments. The people of Waterdeep put up with him because he’s a really good director. For a quest the party had to be in one of his show as payment for some information he was giving them. It was a love ballad between a Minotaur and a Kenku. He is famous for his nonsense plots and insane ideas, they are the best kind of unintentional comedy and he knows it. He is the Tommy Wisau of Mind Flayer Thespians. Weird sentence. Anyhoo the play was going great until the Flail Snail that was intended to be the pirate captain in act three broke out during the part of the play where the main cast has tea with Asmodeus. The party then killed it and spent the rest of the session trying to save the play. In the end he told them “the information hath always been inside thee th’ whole time.” As in during rehearsal he knocked out one of the party members and sew the folder into his leg. He was promptly defenestrated. The party forgot he could fly. He has no hard feeling because “I hast been a total ass.” I’m planning on binging him back for another session.

@waltercalil

3 жыл бұрын

@@carissamace Good god, I love him already 😂

@shinymetagross1666

3 жыл бұрын

@@carissamace This is the most incredible thing I have ever read

Yessss! The Internet historian trilogy we've ALL been waiting for! 😄

I told you you'd break yourselves upon it. The part that fucking destroyed me the first time through was Snap and Lupin masticating outside Eboby's window.

@daverockefeller7486

3 жыл бұрын

I fucking died right there.

@bernadettefelix7303

3 жыл бұрын

for some reason the one that gets me every time is "there must be other factors" "YOU DON'T HAVE ANY"

@GamerBoy870

2 жыл бұрын

@@bernadettefelix7303 I'm masicating so hard on these potato chips

@mdragarg

2 жыл бұрын

Being a medical student, it was funnier for me to hear 'masticating, alone, when he told the meaning for it, that killed the funny for me

@mordirit8727

2 жыл бұрын

"Voldemort gave me a gun" does it for me. Every. Fucking. Time.

Actually this was the first draft for harry potter. J.k rowling just doesnt know what a good story is , thats why she invented ron

@TheycallmeHatGuy

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Talessaga2

3 жыл бұрын

But Ron is on My Inmortal, but barely,

@kugelblitzkrieg

3 жыл бұрын

@@Talessaga2 I think you mean “Diabolo”

@Talessaga2

3 жыл бұрын

@@kugelblitzkrieg Thats what i meant that Ron is on My Inmortal, but with the name of Diabolos and barely showing up.

@jinjay354

3 жыл бұрын

@@Talessaga2 next you’ll tell us Dracula was Nevil

I put on my black Christmas themed pajama bottoms with snowmen and snowflakes on them and my white t-shirt with a black mustache at the front, then I put on my fluffy bunny slippers and moshed to Hat Guy & Nikki.

This is definitely one of the funniest reactions you've done. Can't wait for the next part.

37:41 Nikki hits a breaking point.

We don't have hot topic in the UK. I actually had to look it up as I had no idea what it was. The writer is probably American. The emo nostalgia cringe is giving me horrific flashbacks 😅

@realdealreds2578

3 жыл бұрын

That's what throws me. Using plural vowels for plural nouns ("my chemical romance are" instead of using "is") is British English, and you'd have to be a nerd as an American to know that, and if you that nerdy about grammar you wouldn't be uh so "creative" with spelling like this author is I ain't no nerd tho I'm just a man of the world

Nikki on tears, goddamit this have to be a good drama novel then

In the beginning it was funny because it was dumb, but eventually I realized this was written by a very young person and then it became kind of adorable. In the grand scheme of things there are far worse ways of dealing with your issues than writing fan-fiction. Imagine writing this and then coming across it again once you're an adult, you could gain some valuable insight into where you were at the time and why. I don't know maybe I'm reading too much into, or maybe my brain is also scrambled from all the silliness.

@diegonatan6301

3 жыл бұрын

No, you are right, lol, kinda makes me sad that I didn't write down my teenage fantasies.

@magicalgirlmel3289

3 жыл бұрын

There's actually a really good case to be made that this was a parody of bad fanfiction written by somone with intricate knowledge of both the fandom and the source material. However, without the author coming forward we have no way of knowing for sure and since so many people have claimed ot be the author, the real one would likely not be believed anyway.

@habitsrabbit

3 жыл бұрын

@@magicalgirlmel3289 I do believe it was written as a parody. The bad grammar feels so forced and intentionally comedic during the Authors notes, while the grammar in the main story is less worse.. still bad though lol I even felt it was a parody when I first read it all those years ago.

@thewriter8762

3 жыл бұрын

@@habitsrabbit I don’t even feel like it’s the spelling that did it for me. It’s that the author is having like in between parts where it’s like “(c would a Mary Sue do that)” that feels so cringe. I’ve spent a lot of time reading stories, writing my own short stories, and listening to people talk about clever writing and this honestly broke me. Like I know it’s either a joke or someone knew no better but this was the best nonsensical Mary Sue story ever

@Cron0s91

3 жыл бұрын

It's a parody, they wrote it.

If this fan fiction is a car drunkenly serving across the road, then 25:33 is officially where it took a sharp nose dive off a cliff. Before it was semi-coherent but from there it gets so insane. Personally I first lost it when the whole Voldemort gun thing happened.

25:33 Yep this was around the time I lost my mind seeing this for the first time.

Been watching you on Renegades React, but had no idea you had your own channel. I only found it because I was searching for Internet Historian reactions, and boy was I surprised to find you. I am so glad I did though because you're hilarious and I enjoy hearing your takes and viewpoints on things. I just finished binging a large portion of your vids throughout the day. Hope you continue.

@TheycallmeHatGuy

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you! We will be putting out a new video tomorrow. Live streaming with Nate on Tuesday at 6:30pm.

Nikki losing her shit towards the end was great cause it was so funny

@ryokiritani4187

Жыл бұрын

She had a "the jokes keep coming and my brain lost all grasp of reality" teary moment

I’m genuinely sorry for the two of you going into this blind. Back in high school My Immortal was everything and everywhere in the HP fandom and me and my friends used to read it together all the time and revel in the insanity together. I’’m fairly desensitized to it. I knew what was coming. You clear did not and the horror on your faces throughout the entire video was just....oof. But now that you’ve experienced the....glory of My Immortal?....I gotta ask - would you two ever watch this again and if you would, who would you drag into this with you?

@lolbuster01

Жыл бұрын

This is the kind of art you expose people to. Not Van Gough or Dali.

37:45 Here is when Nikki lost it.

I remember crying in laughter too while watching this masterpiece

Oh god yesss! Cannot wait for you two to see the other parts.

Okay I was a goth/emo in highschool, but who intentionally calls non Gothic people "preps"?

@anarchomando7707

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's Australian

The T pose of dominance at the beginning of the video is hilarious. 6:46 I didn’t notice the bardock/goku hair 😂😂😂

I like that she broke like 37 minutes in and couldn't hold back the laughter anymore

Hell yeah! Going to eagerly anticipate their others parts! :D Also, Nikki laughing so hard she cried was exactly the reaction I hoped for XD

@gnarlynikki

3 жыл бұрын

I honestly was not prepared 😅

“I woke up and I s*it my wrist” “As ya do.” Is the line that forever stuck with me.

This video could be called Nikkis descent into insanity.

WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!! 😂

Everyone snaps at some point while reading/watching My Immortal. Nikki held out for good long time, major props

I really recommend SarahZ video on the subject. She goes really in depth about this fanfic.

I've seen a fair bit of Internet Historian but never this series and I'm glad I started with your reactions, I was dying laughing at 26:08

The reaction was amazing and just makes me more excited because episode 2 and 3 get way way stranger lmao.

Nikki:s reaction to this is priceless 😭😂😭😂

Throughout this entire video, I felt like Adam in first Saw when he's screaming as he helplessly watches Gordon cut his foot off... 😂

jk rowling here just wanted to tell you that everyone was gay from the beginning and i just forgot to put it in the books

The trilogy i didnt know I needed to see until now. X-D Good on you two for trying this one out. It's phenomenal!

Best fanfic ever...

I think the writer is american because of an author note in the video but this is priceless not sure why this has not sold over the world yet.

Nikki breaking down in tears from laughter is almost funnier than the story itself! Fangz!

This gets better with every retelling

a lttle context.... i usually play random stuff on youtube as some sort of "white noise" while i work. I start with a song or a podcast and then just hit the autoplay button. Today after I started to actually pay attention to the video while waiting for an email......the first thing i heard was "Draco Malfoy wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt" . Thanks for this storm of weirdness....it really helped me to go throgh my day =)

@gnarlynikki

3 жыл бұрын

Awh! That makes my day! also- that’s one of my favorite things to do. I usually end up finding a few really funny videos

I cringed and I fell off my wheechair,and just laid there for a while thinking about what the fuck I just watched.

@Phantom_Fireside

6 ай бұрын

Same fuckin same, I hate that this made me laugh so much

Oh wow, Nikki is so pretty, congrats on the channel guys!

The sad thing is that I think the story may have actually been edited to a degree; when I read the story originally, the part where "Vampire's" scar starts hurting and he gets the vision of "Draco in bondage" happens twice, and the first time isn't even acknowledged. Likewise, the upcoming scene at the concert happened twice (exact same dialogue and everything), and after it happened the first time, we simply shifted scenes and then built up to it happening again as if it didn't happen the first time.

@anarchomando7707

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah this is the abridge version The original has a lot more time travel and orgies

@DynastyLuminous46

Жыл бұрын

@@anarchomando7707 "The original has a lot more time travel and orgies" is a sentence that will live in my head rent free forever.

@ryokiritani4187

Жыл бұрын

@@DynastyLuminous46 the other guy omitted the part where Martin Fucking McFly appeared for no reason whatsoever to rescue Ebony from the past

Wow. You guys really soldiered through it. Good job.

Stop flamin’ preps. Fangs Raven

Oh ffs the authors notes has me in stitches over here 😂

I've been looking forward to this, a surprise to be sure but a welcome one.

This fan fic: *exists* J.K Rowling: "Write that down! Write that down!"

Oh you guys are in for a treat. The fanfic readings are my favourite IH videos Edit: I just got done with the video and this is my favourite reaction ever now, Nikki genuinely had the same reaction I did when I watched it for the first time: complete bewilderment and laughing so hard I cried lol

i laughed my ass off, its still getting me xD

@reyhugo4879

3 жыл бұрын

I FORGOT ABOUT THE SHARINGAN LMAO !!!

@mdragarg

2 жыл бұрын

@@reyhugo4879 sharingan? Where

@reyhugo4879

2 жыл бұрын

@@mdragarg here , there , everywhere !

lol so when me and some friends were collaborating on a crack-fic in high school, we decided for the heck of it to write one chapter in the style of My Immortal. And oh boy was it something XD

Oh ho ho.......this is gonna be a good one.

With every react video, Nikki strays further from God's light.

He cried wisely

You guys should check out "Italian Spiderman". The episodes are a few minutes each but it's a real gem I'm sure you would appreciate

@solmoman

Жыл бұрын

Ah I noticed someone uploaded the 37 min "full movie". However the trailer is def worth watching

Omg this is giving me so many flashbacks to _All_ of the Harry Potter fan fics I've read.. now I kind of want to re-read some of them lol there are great fics.. and then there are the classics like "My immortal" I do believe it was written as a parody. There's no real proof of this but there are some signs that point to that theory being true. I guess we'll never truly know.. The bad grammar feels so forced and intentionally comedic during the Authors notes, while the grammar in the main story is less worse.. still bad though and even more comedic lol

37:47 when the edibles kick in

I know what's coming so I'm looking forward to the next ones lol

My favorite part was where Nikki was cry laughing!

Absolute Gold! Nikki almost died lmfaoo 💀

This is better than a Neil breen movie

@HiDesert004

3 жыл бұрын

Neil Breen should direct this.

I started cry laughing at the exact same time nikki did lmao everything got so dumb

My immortal is peak

Dumbleedor is actually very based. He would definitely wear that

42:46 Actually it depends on what you believe. There was a large debate several years back after this was discovered about rather or not this was a troll. Some evidence came out both ways, such as alleged statements from the Arthur. I can't remember all the details behind the debate but the arthur has a youtube channel from 2007ish that she still updates, having uploaded a video just a day ago at "xXblo0dyxkissxX" if you want to check it out, theres videos of her and the girl she claims to be raven from 2008 on there

@jcon2060

Жыл бұрын

Where do you get information like this?

This is great

I think it is very obvious that a 12 or 13 year old going through a gothic phase wrote this😂.

God damn it that wand at 30:57🤣🤣🤣

bro someone from the uk, the slang was so mid 2000s american. Nothing uk about it.

This fanfic is so bad it cracks me up

Miss y’all!!! Love the shows so far yo!!! Hmu anytime!!!😎😎😎⚡️⚡️⚡️

@TheycallmeHatGuy

3 жыл бұрын

Love you brother

Not gonna lie, MCR is pretty good. Also, whoever wrote this fanfiction did not think things thorough. It was fun to listen to anyway. Sorry for the editing. Spelling errors.

You guys should react to the Funhaus Band Manager videos, there's two and their both amazing

36:04 The author was talking to you haha

.. is this canon? :D

Y’all should watch pools closed

I suggest that they don’t take a career path in writing unless they practice a enormous amount lol

Also, I don't know which is crazier, this or Sonic High School. And does anyone how old the author of this was?

At least the Snape voice sounds like Potter Puppet Pals Snape.

Good

What I wouldn't give to read all those flames. I bet they're more entertaining than whatever this fanfic is.

This hurts...

Please react internet Historian no man sky make come back please please please please please 🙏🙏🙏

Yeah, that was an....interesting read. Christ, that was shit. Yeah, apart from Harry Potter, people can actually write some really interesting stuff on fanfiction.net, but this was not one of them. @9:52 DAMN IT ALL EBONY!! I HAD A HARD ENOUGH TIME READING THE WHOLE FUCKING THING AND YOU MADE ME VISUALIZE THAT?! WHAT THE HELL?!?! 🤮🤮🤮 Btw Nikki, I LOVE A Thousand Ways to Die. 😃

Please, if you want another video to react to that is in the same vein as this (meaning cringey fanfiction), react to "A Dramatic Reading of Terrible Twilight Fanfiction" by J.T. Sexkik It's shorter but still hilarious

Fuck yeah NOFX!!! You hear they're calling it quits?

37:08 uh...about that

It's kinda strange that the author included Marilyn Manson since he's a Johnny Cash fan.

Hogwarts isn't even in England, it's in Scotland.

This sounds like something I'd make making fun of edgy shit while wasted.

Make hogswort great again 😂🤣

I think prep means non-gothic... I doln't know..

16:24 I think she was assuming that because he dates men, it's quite homophobic.

i love it when women cringe at fan fiction.

Hey guys I recommend you to react to Cicada 3301 by Lemmino.