Moses Cleaveland is buried in Canterbury, Connecticut. Even the founder of Cleveland left Cleveland.

@jhisellec501

8 жыл бұрын

*cleveland

@eduardog3000

8 жыл бұрын

Hmm, Moses Cleaveland is spelled with the a, but the city of Cleveland isn't.

@MK3SupraSteve

8 жыл бұрын

+jcyr84 so even the state with no major cities didnt want cleveland

@OntarioColdCases

8 жыл бұрын

+Mart Arbenflart Moses Cleaveland actually changed the spelling of his name and added an "a", so he would never be associated with Cleveland. It's like the buffalo. They were never killed off, they committed suicide when they saw the city that was named after them. True stories.

@poshko41

8 жыл бұрын

+eduardog3000 Yep. Cleaveland surveyed the land that would become modern day Cleveland. Went back to Connecticut and never came back. :-P

"Every country has one city we all make fun of. In Soviet Russia, we make fun of Cleveland." - Yakov Smirnov

@HalIucinations

3 жыл бұрын

@@theabsolutelemonme We try, but most of us pick the low hanging fruit with vodka jokes

@MegaDysart

3 жыл бұрын

@Smelly Cat phoenix is great, downtown phx is a shitshow

@tifluvsu80

3 жыл бұрын

@@theabsolutelemonme WE make fun of Cleveland

@hossesarse

3 жыл бұрын

@@MegaDysart There's no honor in picking on the special kids.

@Yggi11

3 жыл бұрын

Have your 1000th like

"Cleveland has the flatness of Kansas, the drear of Seattle, the grime of Detroit, the coldness of Canada, the depression of Russia, and the industrial disrepair of Chernobyl. Its actually impressive how many lowlights Cleveland manages to pack into one location on earth simultaneously. The most positive thing about Cleveland is it has a big lake. But don't get excited because the city turned its waterfront into an airport. Not even their good airport, just a municipal airport for the 7 rich people in Cleveland to use. Cleveland is so good at being awful that it destroyed its #1 area of natural beauty with its #2 airport." - Daniel Tosh

@criticalbil1

2 жыл бұрын

Gonna start using the word 'drear'

@SA-5247

2 жыл бұрын

Lol damn.. makes me feel better (a little) to live in Columbus

@marymotch

2 жыл бұрын

Cleveland not flat? But you missed the lake effect snow. That’s actually the worst part along with how little light we get in the winter because of the lake effect clouds. The lake is the route of the problems 😂

@Hollowsmith

2 жыл бұрын

@@marymotch You were looking for "root of the problem" not "route of the problem", but you're from Cleveland so I'd expect you to screw stuff up lol.

@marymotch

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hollowsmith Congratulations! You’re an ass hole! Love that for you! I hope you learn to be a decent human being one day!

I once was a travel agent, and suppliers would donate trips as incentives all of the time. My company was large, so they'd do draws. My colleagues were winning trips to Hawaii, Dubai, all over the Caribbean, and finally, my name was drawn. I was SO EXCITED... where was I going?! Singapore? South Africa? Nope. I won a trip to Cleveland. And there wasn't even hotel included. Just airfare and tickets to the Rock Hall. Yay me.

@phoule76

3 жыл бұрын

Did you see that guy, at least?

@sarahjane6213

3 жыл бұрын

@@phoule76 HAHAHAH I WISH!

@KevinMcLean

3 жыл бұрын

Thats rough buddy

@kenklein9120

3 жыл бұрын

I hear Cleveland has a football team. Is that true? Did you see it?

@TheBrideLumen

3 жыл бұрын

Ohh no...

I lose it when he says "This train is carrying jobs out of Cleveland".

@LuisLopez-om8zr

8 жыл бұрын

+Johnny rogertits Straight to fucking China ahahah

@seyronabbott6001

5 жыл бұрын

THAT was the kill shot for me 😂🤣

@gottesurteil3201

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't know they had trains that go to China.

@Cuzjudd

5 жыл бұрын

I just died again hahaha

@thundercloudentertainment900

5 жыл бұрын

ME TOO!

I went to Cleveland for the first time this year and almost right away, I found both of their buildings

@juliav8159

3 жыл бұрын

@Jan Michael Vincent yup, lol

@korvusgaming4927

3 жыл бұрын

Did you see that guy?

@juliav8159

3 жыл бұрын

@@korvusgaming4927 I looked everywhere but I couldn't find him :(

@titleloanman

3 жыл бұрын

I would like to award you with one internets for your work

@hossesarse

3 жыл бұрын

Found the archeology major. Or was one of them a restroom? Because those are important even outside of Cleveland,

Still to this day the best line: "Who the fuck still uses a pay phone?" haha

@charlesmayer7097

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@sully3010

2 жыл бұрын

A working one at that. They're still out there believe it or not.

@windunursetyadi

2 жыл бұрын

The older the video gets, the funnier it becomes

@Bob3D2000

2 жыл бұрын

We use ours as libraries and art galleries.

@MorningMeasure

2 жыл бұрын

ages like fine wine

There's an episode of Hogan's Heroes where they referenced Cleveland. If you don't know anything about that show, it was made in the 1960s and set in a German prison camp during WWII. In one episode, the prisoners were looking for a map for their escape and ran across a map of Cleveland. One prisoner stated they didn't know anyone who escaped to Cleveland and another answered, "not escaped to, escape from". Even in the 1960s Cleveland was so terrible that a show thought that people would rather be in a WWII German prison camp than that city.

@Admin-Kuni-6172

Жыл бұрын

but Hogan wants to be the mayor of Cleveland

@fuckiopussigetti453

10 ай бұрын

You gotta hear about 10 cent beer night

@chuckdavinci9044

9 ай бұрын

Cleveland used to have over a million residents, just got back above 400,000 residents in the 2020 census. That's not a short story.

Cleveland is such a terrible city, it's like the Cleveland of American cities.

@kazzymiller5539

4 жыл бұрын

cleveland is epic what r u on about

@jamesjones-bd8lf

3 жыл бұрын

Still better than living in Houston.....

@rafmaciejewski7477

3 жыл бұрын

Only people who've never lived/been to Cleveland bash it for being terrible. Lived here all my life and am not considering leaving

@jakegriffin6360

3 жыл бұрын

At least they're not Detroit!

@urjustasbadasme

3 жыл бұрын

@@jakegriffin6360 they're NOT Detroit!!

Just watched this ten times. Still don't believe Cleveland is real.

@Geno2733

7 жыл бұрын

It exists.. It's really sad, too.

@LaszloPanaflex

7 жыл бұрын

I seen it on the tee vee! But it didn't look this nice.

@TheArjaytai

7 жыл бұрын

+Geno2733 Downtown Cleveland is great, but the factories and everything kinda fucks it up and it's hard as hell to tell the weather. Cleveland can be both one of the hottest cities in the nation and one of the coldest..

@morphingvoid4581

7 жыл бұрын

LaszloPanaflex TV

@toasterinven119

7 жыл бұрын

NBAKxng03 yes you are right

This video did more for Cleveland's tourism industry than any advertisement the official government has put out

As a kid, we had migrant refugees from Cleveland, USA living with us in Nizhny Novgorod, Russia.

@disillusionedrightest7313

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@joeysplats3209

3 жыл бұрын

@@disillusionedrightest7313 I too, are an internet expert. See?

@disillusionedrightest7313

3 жыл бұрын

@@joeysplats3209 Ahh yes! It's good to see a fellow Expert on the Internet!

@uncovidvaxxforthestrongand3582

3 жыл бұрын

lmfao weird

@mariochaparro9587

3 жыл бұрын

@Blyatiful Mermaid from Алтшауерберг i was there for the 2018 fifa world cup. Nihzny is 100000 times better than cleveland, and the girls...no comment lol

i saw that guy yesterday

@aliq45

8 жыл бұрын

+Dick Trickle moses cleveland?

@roobertelliott8605

5 жыл бұрын

I am that guy. I have a huge penis.

@IndyHasSpoken

5 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOOO

@BrooklynPerson30000

5 жыл бұрын

who knows i might see him too

@NottMacRuairi

4 жыл бұрын

Cleveland is worth visiting then?

Clevelander here, everything about this song is perfect and completely accurate

@HarvestMoonHowl

3 жыл бұрын

Visit beautiful Kansas City! Where we have a run down shuttered motel and at least three crack houses one block away from an Apple store and an Armani designer apparel shop, each with armed guards!

@monke7156

3 жыл бұрын

Come to Buffalo where half the economy is based on chicken wings and football and we all have four hands and 24 fingers because we live three feet above nuclear sludge!

@HarvestMoonHowl

3 жыл бұрын

@Veronica Pascucci Indefinitely closed off roads and constant snow? And I might get brutally beaten by the Police if I exceed the speed limit? I'm sold.

@monke7156

3 жыл бұрын

@Veronica Pascucci nah fam I would be more excited about walking through a looted an burned down war zone and getting my skull bashed in while shopping, can’t wait to go for for spring break!

@monke7156

3 жыл бұрын

@Veronica Pascucci oh that’s great, the ticks here in Buffalo just give you Lyme disease and I’ve been itching for some action recently. Can’t wait!

Three things Cleveland should be remembered for: The Cuyahoga River Fire (22 June 1969) The river was so full of garbage, fumes, and crap that it eventually caught on fire. Railroad bridges near Republic Steel trapped debris in the river, causing it to pile up. Oil on the water added to its flammability. A flare tossed from an overpassing train likely provided the spark that ignited the debris. The fire lasted for less than a half hour. The flames reached five stories high and would eventually lead to the creation of the Environmental Protection Agency. (The EPA was literally formed because Cleveland is so damn dirty.) 10 Cent Beer night (June 4, 1974) A MLB game between Cleveland's baseball team the Indians (Now renamed to the Guardians due to its racist depiction of a Native American for a mascot) and the Texas Rangers, on this night all beer was only 10 cents. Each fan was given the choice of six beers per-purchase (Not per-person). As you can imagine letting baseball fans get hammered on dimes was not the best idea. It was summer, it was humid, and it was right in the middle of firework season. Firecrackers going off combined with the brewing tension between Indians and Rangers fans from the game before gave the entire stadium the feeling of an active warzone. Eventually fans became restless and starting doing things like running onto the field and stealing bases. A heavyset woman (Probably in her mid 40s, seriously she looks like somebody's mom.) ran across the field flashing the crowd. Then a man stripped of all his clothes ran across the field and slid into home base. Eventually a fan attacked one of the players and his entire team backed him up and then the battle began. The other team eventually joined the fight and came to the defense of the other team. Fans brought chains and knives and threw batteries at people. There was an entire group of naked people on the field and they had a designated place for all their clothes to be put in a pile. There were over 25,134 fans that attended the game, and only 50 security guards. Only nine arrests were made after the game. The game organizers were fired the next day. Balloonfest '86 (Sept. 27, 1986) As an attempt to make Cleveland look good, a nonprofit organization called United Way of Cleveland planned a balloon drop. This was also a slight attempt to break the world record of most balloons released at once, the previous record was held by Disneyland in Anaheim California. 1.5 million balloons were placed under a large net in the middle of Cleveland, the drop was scheduled for that day but was suggested that they do it another day due to the rain. But they didn't listen and the balloons were dropped. Now at first it did look pretty damn cool but over time the balloons came falling back down, the entire city was covered in stray balloons just wondering around. Eventually, a large portion of lake Erie was covered in balloons. Two fishermen, Raymond Broderick and Bernard Sulzer, who had gone out on September 26, were reported missing by their families on the day of the event. Rescuers spotted their boat anchored west of the Edgewater Park breakwall. A Coast Guard search and rescue helicopter crew had difficulties reaching the area because of the "asteroid field" of balloons. A search-and-rescue boat crew tried to spot the fishermen floating in the lake, but Guard officials said balloons in the water made it impossible to see whether anyone was in the lake. On September 29, the Coast Guard suspended its search. The fishermen's bodies subsequently washed ashore. The wife of one of the fishermen sued the United Way of Cleveland and the company that organized the balloon release for $3.2 million, and later settled on undisclosed terms. In the days following the event, many balloons were reported washed ashore on the Canadian side of Lake Erie causing water pollution. Some people had misconceptions about the environmental impact of balloon releases, thinking that "the balloons would reach an altitude where they popped and disintegrated." To this day, you can still find remnants of balloons all over the city of Cleveland.

@macrose1363

8 ай бұрын

Great post! I wish I were at that game!

@ddebenedictis

7 ай бұрын

Thank you for this informative and entertaining essay on the historical highlights of Cleveland. I have added "visit Cleveland to look for balloon fragments" to my bucket list.

@axiss5840

7 ай бұрын

This was seriously an incredible read, thank you. I hope I never have to go to Cleveland.

@JohnNack

5 ай бұрын

Thank you for the dedication!

@fuckiopussigetti453

5 ай бұрын

10 CENT BEER NIGHT! 10 CENT BEER NIGHT! 10 CENT BEER NIGHT! 10 CENT BEER NIGHT!

i used to see "this guy" every day at one of the city's libraries. he'd always be standing, reading the day's paper with the paper resting in a window well, wearing a bandanna and listening to something with over-the-ear headphones. i haven't seen him since the pandemic started because the libraries have been closed and hope he's doing alright. this comment isn't a joke edit (april 14 2021): to those wanting an update: i probably won't be going back until may-june, and even then not on a regular basis, so my chances of seeing him if he's not there every day are low. last i checked, the library only allows you in for 1 hour at a time, and the time i would go was during a 2-hour window and he was always there. i'll update this no later than may-june, possibly earlier, but any real update when the library is open as normal so there's a stronger chance i'll see him will be later Edit (June 4): I'll visit the week of the 20th, probably later in the week Edit (June 24): didn't see him. sorry folks Edit (March 2022): I just wanted to relay my experience, like "hey, I did use to see 'this guy' and hope he's doing alright since things are crazy now" - if I see him I'll update this comment, but I'm not gonna go out of my way to get info on him.

@kzgc8y3n

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for that beautiful reminder of our humanity.

@vselenautika

3 жыл бұрын

Let us know if you see "this guy" again.

@JTA1961

3 жыл бұрын

I heard that he moved to Detroit. This comment is a joke.

@innertuber4049

3 жыл бұрын

Our prayers go out to this guy. May be stay safe.

@aidonger42069

3 жыл бұрын

Cleveland needs this hero

Did you know Moses Cleveland left and never returned after founding Cleveland.

@morbidmanatee5550

7 жыл бұрын

*inventing

@ertegin

7 жыл бұрын

+Garrett Van Cleef discovering*

@lapotato9140

7 жыл бұрын

go read a book you tool*

@BobBulb

7 жыл бұрын

+ertegin *did you watch the video

@ertegin

7 жыл бұрын

+BobBulb No I'm just retarded

Holy shit, Moses Cleveland was an actual person? Heh, how about that? And I thought that Oklahoma City's founder Steve OklahomaCity was a one time freak accident name in history.

@1Freespirit007

9 жыл бұрын

Lol, most towns/cities are named after a real person, even streets, lanes, avenue, boulevards etc. they are named after people who probably don't even deserve it.

@joelstockmeier7784

4 жыл бұрын

User pic checks out

@kaliah1494

3 жыл бұрын

Or Jose SanAntonio down in Texas!!!

@sideshowbob

3 жыл бұрын

Shelbyville Manhattan

@ANTICENA571

3 жыл бұрын

@Kenneth Milota Cleveland: Our founder’s name was misspelt and we haven’t bothered fixing that typo for over 300 years

"Where're you from, soldier?" _Cleveland._ "Well, I'm sure Vietnam must be an improvement for you." -Robin Williams, _Good Morning Vietnam_

@spliffern2662

2 жыл бұрын

rip

@stevemc01

2 жыл бұрын

Vietnamese interrogator: “Where are you from?” “Cleveland.” “Fuck you should be thanking god we captured you.”

@thuhuong8838

2 жыл бұрын

Well as a Vietnamese I can say that we don’t have those two buildings. So probably a let down

@mirzaahmed6589

2 жыл бұрын

@@thuhuong8838 your street food is probably better.

Idk anything about Cleveland so no disrespect but I died when they said “this train is carrying jobs out of Cleveland”

@simongosimon

3 жыл бұрын

Favorite line too haha

@fuego421

3 жыл бұрын

It sucks here

@husky_studios

2 жыл бұрын

@@fuego421 what is your opinion on “The Guardians” (you better know what I’m talking about)

@JetInAJar

2 жыл бұрын

You act like (sensible) people are going to get offended by a joke.

@mmrw

2 жыл бұрын

Best line

I've been to Cleveland on three separate occasions. I have yet to meet "THIS GUY".

@OpinionsAnimationStudios

10 жыл бұрын

"THIS GUY" looks more like they'd be more of an East Denver, Colorado denizen (In the Colfax Avenue fiefdom).. as opposed to anywhere in The Eastern States, IMO

@acrovader

10 жыл бұрын

Probably because you didn't travelled more than one block from your hotel room.

@OpinionsAnimationStudios

10 жыл бұрын

acrovader : So true, m8....

@ArmageddonAngel

10 жыл бұрын

acrovader I went to W. 6th St., drove through East Cleveland (without slowing down), watched the poor people all wait for buses, and was nearly tempted to buy a house for the price of a VCR but that would mean living in Cleveland.

@ShizuruNakatsu

7 жыл бұрын

I think THIS GUY slowed down in East Cleveland

I JUST HEARD THE START OF THIS AS A ACTUAL CLEVELAND RADIO INTRO OH MY GOD

@braydiculous

3 жыл бұрын

@@phantomgrape all of them

@user-jq1sy9sh4v

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/k6p6sphwday_ptI.html

@korpiklaaniband2277

3 жыл бұрын

fuck off

@harrisonwestphall2381

3 жыл бұрын

Then the meme is dead then.

“Here’s the place where there used to be industry” honestly this is applicable to almost any city in the northern/northeastern United States. I’m from Rochester, and it’s very sad to see what happened to my city.

@CB-vl8nt

3 жыл бұрын

The rust belt is real

@Marg1312

3 жыл бұрын

@@CB-vl8nt never heard the term before, but very accurate!

@DJ_Macphisto

3 жыл бұрын

You can partially blame all of the bullshit regulations for that.

@Marg1312

3 жыл бұрын

@@DJ_Macphisto Absolutely not.

@winterbliss4459

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, China!

10 years later and it's still my favorite tourism video.

“Where are you from?” “Cleveland.” “Oh.” Edit: I am from Cleveland and this is what a Disney World employee told me when I visited Disney World.

@Splunkster

4 жыл бұрын

Accurate Very accurate

@inactiveaccount6884

4 жыл бұрын

"Where exactly?" "East Clevela-" *runs*

@nottherealpaulsmith

4 жыл бұрын

*back pat* "I'm so sorry to hear that."

@kazzymiller5539

4 жыл бұрын

oh ,,,,, io

@bazookajoe200

4 жыл бұрын

also works like a pun

"It's the perfect place if you're a douchebag" I died

@firstlast-pq1tx

2 жыл бұрын

Midwesterners are so extremely lame and bland they think sushi bars are "duochey"

@wheeliebeast7679

10 ай бұрын

Clearly where Lebron hung out during his Cavs days

@ChrisPoindexter98

8 ай бұрын

​@@wheeliebeast7679🫢🤭

The founder of Cleveland, General Moses Cleaveland hated Cleveland so much that he left it and went back to Connecticut. He never again revisited the city named after him. Lmao

@claymathewselevator8121

Жыл бұрын

LeBron James wasn’t the first lol

@anarchomando7707

Жыл бұрын

You know even Superman migrated from Cleveland. Those poor Jewish kids got screwed off their ideas

Every time I rediscover this song, it's like I'm hearing it again for the first time.

"Who the fuck still uses a payphone?" Drug dealers.

@richardharrison9553

8 жыл бұрын

ikr

@lilly4268

8 жыл бұрын

that's the point.

@Osiris02

7 жыл бұрын

Pay phones and pagers is what The Wire taught me.

@rebelyell1983x

7 жыл бұрын

payphones are used Ransom calls??? :P

@vaultboy123

7 жыл бұрын

I didn't even know pay phones still existed.

They tried making a video for Chicago but they got shot while filming.

@zellah

9 жыл бұрын

PabloCruise91 Come here and say that.

@zellah

9 жыл бұрын

***** Wow, you're a creep.

@bobswagman3981

9 жыл бұрын

Lol

@MrThemBlues

9 жыл бұрын

Maureen Sullivan "Chicago's scary violent" "Say it to my face. I'll fucking kill you" (doesn't understand irony)

@milliamp

8 жыл бұрын

+PabloCruise91 A camera crew in Houston was filming next to the "I love Houston" sign and got their gear stolen by a thug while filming.

This train is carrying jobs out of Cleveland absolutely killed me! The algorithm did good today

Still remember the time on the bachelor tv show they said “we are going to Cleveland” and everyone silently sighed in disappointment. *ouch*

Lol come and look at both of our buildings

'This train is carrying jobs out of Cleveland' I just died

@armadillolover99

Жыл бұрын

Did you slow down in East Cleveland?

It’s 2023 and I’m still coming back to this gem.

This will never stop being funny, as a Clevelander.

I think it was worth every penny. They even got original music! Visiting Cleveland is on my bucket list. Right under "Skydiving without a parachute".

@darrellchazelrig

10 жыл бұрын

If you ever decide to get around to that bucket list, I suggest skydiving without a parachute into Cleveland. That way you kill two... or is that three? (I kid, of course)

@mdice42

9 жыл бұрын

Make sure somebody records you skydiving.

@HowToChangeName

2 жыл бұрын

May I suggest bungee jumping without rope?

@Heyemeyohsts

2 жыл бұрын

How about getting an enima with a sandblaster?

I love how he's standing literally in the middle of an inner city street and there's no chance of a single vehicle even having to swerve around him.

@ChrisPoindexter98

8 ай бұрын

🫢🤭🥹🫠🥴

I never get tired of this.

Once I went to Cleveland for a concert, and on a Friday night there were no bars or restaurants open downtown, except for a bowling alley with weird gourmet food. Lmao

@keithcarlson7267

2 жыл бұрын

Did you happen to see This/That Guy when you stopped over there?

@joeexotic9820

Жыл бұрын

Did you see that guy

I stopped here on the way to Cedar Point and it was a complete ghost town to the point that it was pretty creepy. It was the middle of the day too.

@coasterrebel9956

8 жыл бұрын

+jeenyus720 Yeah lots of places around Lake Eire are pretty old and abandoned. Even approaching Cedar Point on US 6, there's plenty of old motels and closed roadside attractions

@TheMuffin18

8 жыл бұрын

+CoasterRebel It's sad when Vermilion is more lively during the day than Cleveland. That town has to have a median age of 65 anymore. And I lived there for 26 years.

@shamaradavis9108

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin Rustles, it couldnt have been. Downtown Cleveland is an office district more so than businesses.

@veronicavance8171

5 жыл бұрын

If you went on a saturday or sunday that coulda been true.

@jamesvargo6653

5 жыл бұрын

IF YOU THINK THAT'S CREEPY CAN YOU IMAGINE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IN CLEVELAND.BIG CHUCK FROM BIG CHUCK AND LITTLE JOHN SHOW STARRED IN A MOVIE CALLED THE DEAD MATTER AND IT WAS FILMED IN CLEVELAND, OHIO!!!

Guys this video's almost exactly ten years old! Can we take a second to appreciate how much of this still rings true?

The best part is that Moses Cleveland (who founded the city and the city was named after), even he actually left Cleveland.

I was on the fence until "YEAH" at the end and now I'm 100% onboard

Thanks Arin/Dan for reminding me this exists

@JoelCarli

8 жыл бұрын

+dowRaist Ditto.

@EnergyCuddles

8 жыл бұрын

I would never have seen this were it not for them!

@kurogawa

8 жыл бұрын

What video did GG mention this?

@fuguilist

8 жыл бұрын

ocarina part 44

@azariasthelast

7 жыл бұрын

You too?

watching paint dry is a old pastime in Cleveland.

@catlover1986

10 жыл бұрын

True, back in the days when we still had fresh paint. Now watching the lead paint chips fall off is our new hotness.

@beegee80

10 жыл бұрын

Bret Zeller True story. lol

@energeez

10 жыл бұрын

paint drying is actually pretty interesting if you do it

@phileasfogg5785

7 жыл бұрын

Ya know paint chips are kinda delicacy

@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive

6 жыл бұрын

Still more spectacular and rousing than baseball.

No, this isn't a hastily made Cleveland Tourism Video, this is a completely honest Cleveland Tourism video.

@armorpro573

3 ай бұрын

LOL yeah it is

“Watch the poor people all wait for buses!” 😂

@gerardkowalski7683

3 жыл бұрын

As a bus driver i can say the struggle is real .

@chuckdavinci9044

9 ай бұрын

The busses all, literally every bus, have stops in public square, right in the middle of downtown, so it's not inaccurate.

"Cleveland leads the nation in drifters" is the funniest goddamn line.

@Heyemeyohsts

2 жыл бұрын

Who is number two?

@eyeseer1

5 ай бұрын

You don’t go to Cleveland, you just show up.

"Welcome to Ohio. Haha, now you're stuck in Ohio."

@thatrandomuser6554

4 жыл бұрын

@@aidenyoboy2790 "Its the perfect place if your a douche bag"

@Vanillastump

4 жыл бұрын

As an Ohion...yeah. It fucking sucks.

@idomytax7207

4 жыл бұрын

Vanillastump if you live in north east Ohio it’s good

@joanofarc9793

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s gerrymander the shit out of Ohio

@BeigeEyesCroissantDragon

3 жыл бұрын

I'd rather be stuck in Ohio than Connecticunt

I love how the song starts. It’s like a song you just make up on the spot.

Browns made the playoffs for the first time in 18 years. Fun times in Cleveland today

@michaelhuebner6843

3 жыл бұрын

Aaaaand it's gone.

@jimmarston9630

3 жыл бұрын

In Cleveland town

@briangruenewald7536

2 жыл бұрын

CLEVELAND!!!

My best friend's dad showed this to us when we were in high school and we all loved it from the beginning. We sang it as loud as possible when we drove through Cleveland last year. It cracks me up every time I see it.

I would like to learn more about Moses Cleveland. Why did he invent it?

@threenumbnuts

10 жыл бұрын

Some men just want to watch the -world- river burn.

@lucasbell4831

6 жыл бұрын

Because he hated Americans.

@casadilla111

6 жыл бұрын

It was actually on accident. He was trying to invent the television, but he left all the parts on his workbench overnight and came back in the morning to find Cleveland there, instead.

@randocalrissian4520

5 жыл бұрын

Because "This Guy" needed a place to live.

@icarussunrise62

5 жыл бұрын

He lost a bet

Wow I went to Cleveland and saw that guy and both of the buildings. Amazing.

“This train is carrying jobs out of Cleveland” oh my god lmao ☠️😂😂

I live just outside of Cleveland and I can honestly say, that's about spot on. You missed crappy sports teams, but aside from that, nailed it.

@eyeseer1

5 ай бұрын

The Cleveland Browns at least surpass the Detroit Lions.

This train is carrying jobs out of cleveland ROFL

This is amazing

@zmoneydawg

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh I’ve seen you on most of the videos on the nostalgic playlist 😭

@giraffeman326

2 жыл бұрын

Greeting Wutaii1. You my friend are nothing short of awesome. Show Justin Y. who the REAL king of the comment section is.

@henrycrabs3497

2 жыл бұрын

To anyone you can read this, Wutaii1 is a bot.

@giraffeman326

2 жыл бұрын

@@henrycrabs3497 nah

@henrycrabs3497

2 жыл бұрын

@@giraffeman326 alt account

I'm in Cleveland right now and I can't stop singing this song.

THIS TRAIN IS CARRYING JOBS OUT OF CLEVELAND

10th anniversary of this great masterpiece

When I need to laugh, I watch this video. Been watching it for years lol

Lyrics: Fun times at Cleveland today (Cleveland!) Come on down to Cleveland town everyone Come and look at both of our buildings Buy some food that's prepared near the street Who knows you might even see this guy You should come on down to West Sixth Street It's the perfect place if you're a douchebag Watch the poor people all wait for buses Who the fuck still uses a payphone? Here's the place where there used to be industry This train is carrying jobs out of Cleveland Cleveland leads the nation in drifters Here's a statue of Moses Cleveland He's the guy who invented Cleveland YEAH!

I live in Cleveland....

@taxfrog

9 жыл бұрын

I live about 3-4 hits away. Weird.

@taxfrog

9 жыл бұрын

Hours* Damn this phone.

@jakeleegamerlife

9 жыл бұрын

I swear I am insanely glad you aren't dead greeny

@toonlink3774

9 жыл бұрын

*****​ we live in the same city.

@ServiceFoxm8

9 жыл бұрын

I love in Brockville.

Oh! I thought Cleveland was a myth like Detroit and unicorns or some shit. Aw fuck, its in my country.

@nobrang5146

6 жыл бұрын

MasterKcoop Aw fuck its in my state,thats even worse.... Ok I don't live in Ohio but that would still be worse

@mitchthegamingidiot3516

3 жыл бұрын

@@nobrang5146 I do.

@Hal-pq8ic

3 жыл бұрын

@@mitchthegamingidiot3516 my condolences.

It’s the “who the fuck still uses a pay phone 📞 “ that gets me good in the funny sides every time 😂.

I see this ever couple of months. I love it.

I live in Cleveland and.....yeah he summed it up. I'm trying to get out but you get stuck here.

@bearcatfan1000

3 жыл бұрын

Did you ever see that guy?

@yesyouarecorrect1315

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh I just found recent comments Hi yall welcome to 2021

@johncam8420

3 жыл бұрын

How are you stuck there?

@Dottlet1

3 жыл бұрын

​@@johncam8420 I'm not sure about the city in particular, but people are usually stuck in Ohio economically. The cost of living is so cheap in many places; and the wages, while often very good for that cost of living, aren't usually amazing for saving to move away. And, very often, people get stuck into expensive habits of drug use, gambling, and other such things, because "there's nothing else to do". Though it varies from person to person. There's also family and obligations and stuff.

@crisptomato9495

3 жыл бұрын

Did you get out?

I paused game grumps in another tab to come here

@katieclark2000

8 жыл бұрын

+Digital Screams same

@istaphobe

8 жыл бұрын

+AHYognaught22 Just did the exact same, lol.

@MarmaladeMaki

8 жыл бұрын

+Digital Screams Iam where link is riding on epona.

@ZTK-RC

8 жыл бұрын

+Digital Screams Crazy that I am a Game Grumps fan and yet I have no idea about this reference, I just love these videos.

@dalanology

8 жыл бұрын

+Matthias Ahlswede Me too!

Bags are packed and ready to go!

Wow! Two whole buildings, food that comes from a pool of water that's been sitting outside all day? Sounds like I know where I'm going on my next vacation

Im from Cleveland and I absolutely treasure these videos.

Who still uses pay phones? "Hey man, I went downtown and forgot my cellphone..."

@fifi_loves_7212

5 жыл бұрын

1 why would u even do that lol 😂 that's not safe at all

I come back to this video every time I have to look for a new job or place to live so I can set my expectations accordingly.

My favorite part of visiting Cleveland is when I'm finally passing through Ashtabula on the way east.

I grew up in Cleveland and this is so flipping funny. Why did he stop? There are so many other places that could be "highlighted". Keep it going.

as someone who live in Cleveland DON'T COME

@JacksonNoWay

8 жыл бұрын

Did you see that guy?

@metal660

8 жыл бұрын

What guy

@JacksonNoWay

8 жыл бұрын

the dark goblin that guy (you might want to rewatch the video)

@ludwig4851

8 жыл бұрын

+the dark goblin you having the german flagg as your avatar , you are sure from Cleveland ?

@metal660

8 жыл бұрын

PunicaBoy yep

I miss this era of KZread so much. I want it back.

When I first saw this years ago...I loved it so much it made my eyes water.

Some my relatives live in US. In old time (some 20s) the first gone to America. They take up guarters Cleveland area OHIO. My fathers aunt, his huspand and daughter visit here in Finland 80`s. They bring me Cleveland Brown:s t-shirt. That was really my favorite t-shirt these time. Very good qualite.

Manziel weeps as he watches this video.

@MrJoegreezy

10 жыл бұрын

i hope he would laugh haha, its fucking hilarious.

@lucasbulldogs7

10 жыл бұрын

Now our economy is based around Johnny Manziel lol

I can't believe I missed the 10 year anniversary of this gem

can we still nominate a 2009 video for the oscars this year?

Visited Cleveland a few years ago and this video is pretty accurate. We could barely go anywhere because of all the construction everywhere.

@SEGWIN

9 жыл бұрын

You currently cannot stand near the Moses Cleveland statue. That entire area is fenced off due to construction. My buddies and I were here the other night and had intention of taking a photo in front of the statue.

@paradoxofmind

6 жыл бұрын

At least the trains weren't taking away as many jobs that month!

Im from Cleveland and God this is so true. Died watching it, every line cracked me up. 7.7 Million views was deserved!

Can't stop listening on repeat. YEAH!

Wow sounds like an absolute dream I can't wait to vacation in cleveland

"Come and look at both of our buildings." Lol..

Who the fuck still uses a pay phone? lmao

2023 and it's still funny, while also making me nostalgic. Plenty to trash Cleveland about, but has aesthetically great places around town and beyond. Grey slush may suck, but fall, first days of snow and early spring are beautiful.

And to think on one of my trips to the US I had a stopover in Minneapolis St Paul, and could have got to Cleveland in just 12 hours driving. Oh the regret!

I nearly pissed myself laughing at this! LOL

Hope Manziel gets to see this video.

@paulines4569

10 жыл бұрын

MEEE

@EastCoastMikeP

10 жыл бұрын

I assume he'll be buying a place on West 6th Street.

@discovercle9207

7 жыл бұрын

Andrew E. lol

@Ares14

6 жыл бұрын

Manzel was on that train leaving cleveland as this was being filmed.... Now Mayfield will soon be buying his ticket.

Cleveland’s a real _steamer._

I attend school in Cleveland. Somehow, this video actually makes cleveland seem even better than it is. COVID-19 upside is I haven’t had to drive to Cleveland in 10 months....

763 people are from Cleveland

@MrThemBlues

9 жыл бұрын

***** It's only gone up 30 people in 3 months haha

@Sprited

9 жыл бұрын

***** I'm from Cleveland and I love this.

@ketam1ne420

8 жыл бұрын

***** Nah, we realize the city is this bad. It's fucking hysterical. I'm from a suburb just outside of Cleveland.

@Avi-oy7tp

8 жыл бұрын

now 764

@juansolo1617

8 жыл бұрын

+RigmaRollin I'm actually from Cleveland and unfortunately this video is both hilarious and true. I'm not sure the wife digs it, she kindof had that Keanu Reeves blank stare. If you want to see what East Cleveland is like, search "Hood2hood Cleveland" Good god you don't want to go to East Cleveland or ANYWHERE off the main roads.

Im surprised you were able to produce this with only 14 million, definitely going to visit Cleveland now!

come and look at *BOTH OF OUR BUILDINGS*

Never gets old.