No one: Tessa: hOw dO yOu sMeLl sO gOoD

@TTFLOEWITP

4 жыл бұрын

*hOw dO yOu sMeLl sO gOoD*

@demonias2439

4 жыл бұрын

*HoW dO yOu sMeLl sO gEwDdDdD*

"The Dursleys shuddered to think what the VSCO girls would say if the Potters sksksked in the streets." Is the greatest sentence spoken of all time,

@silverfoxii1311

4 жыл бұрын

I agree

@rubysrandomlair1522

4 жыл бұрын

What is with the street sksksking?

@MercuryIsDumb

4 жыл бұрын

VSCO...

@deserievaux5058

4 жыл бұрын

Vsco*

@katarinablagojevic5760

4 жыл бұрын

*VSCO

“It turns out he didn’t slice him, he squished him” I DIED 😂😂😂

@salemstowaway7927

4 жыл бұрын

Harry: "Squish it, don't slice it." Hermione: "No, the instructions specifically said to slice!"

@hallegibson

4 жыл бұрын

Salem Stowaway 😂😂😂

@chipman45

4 жыл бұрын

@@salemstowaway7927 Snape: *enters the room* NO IT SAYS TO SQUISH! *squishes Harry*

@helenajakobsen6220

4 жыл бұрын

Ooh no!

@spicymochi.tsukki1736

4 жыл бұрын

Sameee

2:24 " 'He looks so slippery with himself. I've enclosed a picture so you can see.' "...No, I don't WANT to see.

@kailovesdaemobois1571

4 жыл бұрын

I do

@Olive_-uy8cj

4 жыл бұрын

@@kailovesdaemobois1571 TF??

@kailovesdaemobois1571

4 жыл бұрын

@@Olive_-uy8cj XD I JUST IMAGINED HIM SLIPPING AROUND ON THE FLOOR

@Olive_-uy8cj

4 жыл бұрын

@@kailovesdaemobois1571 yeah lol

@rokiahmohdnor

4 жыл бұрын

That's what i said 😂😂😂

BROOMSTICKS W GELLERT GRINDELWALD CAN U HEAR ME CRYING

@brizzyvoices

4 жыл бұрын

I HEAR IT

@WenzelSays

4 жыл бұрын

Is that what we're calling it these days?

@lexiel920

4 жыл бұрын

@@WenzelSays oof cursed comments

@ella_melchionna

4 жыл бұрын

Lol me too

@rowan1791

4 жыл бұрын

WenzelSays oh OH OHMIGOD

No one: Not a soul: Tessa: ReAllY ReaLLy BiG 😂

@brizzyvoices

4 жыл бұрын

:'D

@coyotix

3 жыл бұрын

Tessa in three words rEaLlY rEaLlY bIg

@frnksfrthmmrs_

3 жыл бұрын

XD

Broomsticks with Grindelwald Tessa: YoU kNoW wHaT tHaT mEaNs 😂

@lauraosorio9453

4 жыл бұрын

And it totally makes sense

@austin5292

4 жыл бұрын

I died

@frozentidez

4 жыл бұрын

*@Game girl cz* I think he's going to rub wands with Albus >:3

@meepmorpmi

3 жыл бұрын

@@frozentidez AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

4 ай бұрын

No?

“They didn’t want Dudley messing with an E-Boy” I actually died 😂😂

shhhh don't show this to harry, he's already damn near making an e-boy tiktok account where he does nothing but stare at the camera

@lizulim3207

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh, I'm just imagining Hermione saying that.

@harrypotterandspider-man9098

4 жыл бұрын

It’s true

@gachar0bin177

4 жыл бұрын

IMAGINE!

@lorelikesthings

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@gamerzrcool9162

3 жыл бұрын

@@lizulim3207 your imagination is... cursed and perfect ngl

Tessa: Adjective Brizzy: Gay Tessa: Adjective Brizzy: Straight Tessa: *laughing face*

@quirkygryffindor4269

4 жыл бұрын

Love this

@Lokear

3 жыл бұрын

She couldn't keep a straight face.

@michaelinthebathroom7560

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lokear who wants a straight face when you can have a gay face?

Nobody: Not a soul: Not even james and lily Potter: Tessa: noun Brizzy: pIkLe

@charlotteemilyreal

4 жыл бұрын

also me and my mom: piKcle

@johannesstephanusroos4969

Жыл бұрын

Are you guys trying to spell pickle?

Nobody: Not a soul: Tessa: fArT-LiKe

@meepmorpmi

3 жыл бұрын

OMg yasssssss

@sofiaafaras

3 жыл бұрын

LOL this is probably the best video to exist

@coyotix

2 жыл бұрын

Also tessa: Sniffs. Bois. Lightsabers. REALLY REALLY BIG.

3:53 “...with the most amazing chocolate about Dumbledore.” Is that like “spilling the tea”?

@angeladavidson2350

4 жыл бұрын

I thought that too 😂😂😂

@jakebowen8617

4 жыл бұрын

And i oop

@wandering_faraway

4 жыл бұрын

I-

@meowross3580

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂

@iirxbloxqxeen_YT

3 жыл бұрын

😂 yes 😂😂🤣

Tessa is me when I go over to other people's houses... Just immediately drawn to the dog and giving it more attention then the person I actually went to see.

@caramelwlfette7351

3 жыл бұрын

Me too 😂

@meepmorpmi

3 жыл бұрын

Same

HARRY POTTER OUR NEW LOVESAC STOP IT I CANT

Remus is my favorite living thing on this earth, like just a fluff ball in the bottom of the frame.

@Toria._.

4 жыл бұрын

Yes 🤩🥰

I lost it when when she said, "He didn't slice Harry, he squished him."

@guacamolegoddess1342

4 жыл бұрын

Feremar I love how proper you wrote this comment.

@plushiemuncher

4 жыл бұрын

So did I holy jesus xDDDDD

@paramitaraha8914

3 жыл бұрын

That was my faaave.

1:47 Tessa: Fetched Me: Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen, it's NOT going to Happen!

@beansandchickenbutt

4 жыл бұрын

#queen

@lilycampbell7996

4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Coleman yasss lol

@jeaddhist

3 жыл бұрын

IT'S A REVENGE PARTY

@robynrose8572

3 жыл бұрын

Yaaasss 😂

“He didn’t slice him, he squished him” I died!! It’s hilarious how these turn out and are so different from the originals

Brizzy: Ridiculous Tessa:Ridikulus Me: I'm Ridikulous 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

@robertomorales-qv9bi

4 жыл бұрын

"This class is *ridikkulous* "

@ivyg1515

4 жыл бұрын

@@robertomorales-qv9bi *Nods in disagreement*

So that's how the ideas for all those fanfics came into existence

I should not have watched this at night when my whole family are trying to sleep coz it's so hard not to laugh too loudly

@down_by_the_river

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@BadEggOnnYt

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I should have not watched this in the morning 😂

No one: Not a single soul: Me cackling at this at 3 am

“What till my father gets back home from night king daddy’s house” 😂😂 love you Tessa and brizzy

Jo's agent: So what's coming up with the series? JKR: Lets go with .... ... DEATH

"Draco and his friends Crabbe and Goyle kissed behind their pinky toes" I CAN'T 🤣🤣🤣

When I read the title I was like this is gonna be hilarious

Omg the first sentence of the second madlib was perfect!! Harry thought Snape cut him, but Snape didn't slice him he SQUISHED him!! I'm dying right now!! 😂😂

Noun: “Dog. House. Tree. Penguins. Big. Really big. Really, really big. Fart-like. Fart.” Tessa is so creative.😂😂😂 I loved this, this was hilarious, please do it again!😂😂😂

I look at the title and the thumbnail and I think 'This is going to be quality content' 👌

My day was going awful, I had a breakdown. But when I watch these two I can’t stop laughing! 😂

“Lots of lightsabers, Lily.” 😂

I imagine that Harry as an eboy would look like nico di angelo from percy jackson.

@avab.6563

4 жыл бұрын

Y E S

@graceosborne850

4 жыл бұрын

Yessssssss!

@tghnri

4 жыл бұрын

Yeashhh!

@marleighhope417

4 жыл бұрын

MY TWO FAV FANDOMS YES

@jacobsayshi6889

4 жыл бұрын

Abigail, yea that sounds about right

Any video with Brizzy or Tessa is amazing *so a video with both is EVEN BETTER*

Based on her word choice there're two sides to Brizzy: Violent or flirty 😐😐😐

@michaelinthebathroom7560

2 жыл бұрын

Or violently flirty.

@Rose-like-the-Phoenix

10 ай бұрын

​@@michaelinthebathroom7560or flirtatiously violent

Nobody: Everyone: Me; *Laughing so much that my nose gets runny and I start crying*

@f1nn_784

4 жыл бұрын

LiviDaGeek that is literally me 😂😂

@fairyunknown8455

3 жыл бұрын

That happened to me xD

Laughing so hard I’m crying, I love how Brizzy answers are so violent while Tessas are so innocent

Awww 5 seconds and Remus is already the center of attention! This is the content I subscribed for :))

I absulutely love Brizzy's choices. They went from bathrooms, bloody, stabbed to kissed, lovesac and thicc out of nowhere. And that she changes her voice on somewords was just to god**mn adorable!!!

"Describe yourself in one word." Me: 6:09

@mads9966

4 жыл бұрын

Cob Oof me too

@idk-bh8ys

4 жыл бұрын

relatable

@rokiahmohdnor

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

When Tessa was reading Brizzys second story, when she said "My name is Albus Severus" I was watching Harry Potter and Harry wrote "My name is Harry Potter" perfect timing😂

I lost it at "Draco Malfoy and his friends Crabbe and Goyle kissed behind their pinky toe!" very nearly spat out my mouthful of tea! XD

Nobody: No one at all: Tessa: I will teach you to STAB fame and POKE glory

The Dursleys had a small foot named Dudley Me: *wheeze*

Lmao, who would've known THAT was what baby Harry got up to? Also anyone know what site this is on?

@brizzyvoices

4 жыл бұрын

We just typed it up ourselves :)

@davidparkes7741

4 жыл бұрын

@@brizzyvoices Ohh, right. That actually makes sense now i think about it.

Do making Harry Potter characters into e-boys and vsco girls

and they were broomsticks *oh my god they were broomsticks*

“Lots of Lightsabers...” 😏 *if ya know what I mean*

@weforgott_ev

4 жыл бұрын

I think all the people watching this whole thing might now what you mean...😳

@geako9849

3 жыл бұрын

I dont!

"OH NO! SOMEONE TRIED TO CRUNCH MY JESUS DOWN A SUPERHERO!!" thought the memory of tom riddle, panicking inside the pages of said Jesus... i want to read that fanfition so bad ;w;

Oh my gosh 😂 I was dying laughing at the mad lib ending of the Lilly’s letter! 😂 A “fruity Dumbledoor” and “Broomsticks with Gridelwald.” 😂

My reaction to 4:10 was just: "OH MY GOD!! THERE'S TOO MANY JOKES!"

Brizzy just has some dark thoughts ever since she heard MCR is back together. It's fine.

@brizzyvoices

4 жыл бұрын

All I have are dark thoughts.

@92jwiener

4 жыл бұрын

@@brizzyvoices 🎵 Hello darkness, my old friend. 🎶

@anxiousbean1685

4 жыл бұрын

Brizzy Voices me too

@labbaby189

4 жыл бұрын

@@brizzyvoices We all walked into that one.

@ella_melchionna

4 жыл бұрын

I love that the first utensil she thought of was a butcher knife.

This is the quality content I signed up for!

Not a soul: No one at all: Defence against the dark arts: DADA

@jeaddhist

3 жыл бұрын

Not a soul: No one at all: Ministry of Magic: MOM

@caramelwlfette7351

3 жыл бұрын

@AJgames29 I never realized that and now I will never be able to forget it 😳

“How do you smell so good?”

@riptechnoblade7075

4 жыл бұрын

@@meowmeowuwumeow Yes?

As I watched this laughing, my parents looked at me STRANGEly... oh well 😂 ur vids are great btw keep making these kinds 😁😁

who else almost crIED when SNAPE said : the beauty of the gay-straight cauldron"

@caramelwlfette7351

3 жыл бұрын

No... I didn't *almost* cry, I *did* cry.

I NEED A SECOND PART!!!!!!!!

@geako9849

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

"Snape didnt slice Harry, He squished him...!🤣😂🤣😂

‘He didn’t slice Harry. He squished him’ lmao!

“The Dursley’s had a small foot named Dudley” LOL

I was literally watching tessa’s channel and the notification came up for this!!

Brizzy: Lovesac Tessa: HAHA Brizzy: Like the bean bag chair Me: get yo mind outta the gutter

_"You're_ _a_ _-wizard-_ *_E-boy_* _Harry"_

Tessa: verb No one: Literally no one: Brizzy: and-I-oop

*”maybe you will understand the great beauty of the gay straight cauldron”*

my reaction to this video title was literally just "LMAO WHAT"

Last time i was this early i was in middle school. Still loving the vids. Love u!!

@brizzyvoices

4 жыл бұрын

thank youuuu!!!

Im rewatching this and I'm still laughing like a maniac

This Just Maked My Day!!!!! Couldn’t stop laughing out loud🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and needed to stop the video several times to get everything that got said!

I am just squealing and laughing manically this whole video along with slapping myself annoyingly hard 😂😂😂

These scenes have forever been changed for me, I was rereading Lily's letter and I couldn't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

7:13 that snort laughter was really cute

"ah yes," he said perfectly" Harry Potter, our new love sack." :'D

My throat actually hurts because I laughed so much

"You're an E-boy Harry."

Love how brizzy says the most specific and random colors 😂

No one: Tessa: ...Fart like IM DYING🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

Video idea: Brizzy and Tessa try to give Remus a bath.

during the first half I felt like Tessa is making a family friendly erotica and brizzy is listing an obituary or describing a murder

I love that so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Brizzy's words were amazing 😂😂😂

Oh goodness first it was the vsco‘ snow it’s The e Harry’s

I would be like: what is an adjective again? (The mad libs would go on forever 😅🤣😂)

I cried I cried of laughter So much

‘Ah yes Harry Potter our new love sac’ I literally DIED 😂

Tessa: noun Brizzy: *jEsUs?*

bro your humor is so dark and i love it bc so is mine. we are very alike brizzy and tessa i love you too :))

This definitely cheered me up with everything I'm going through lately. Tore my Achilles tendon and may need surgery but this video has me laughing so hard thanks for the laughs as always getting me through hard times 😁

This has to be one of the most hilarious videos I have ever seen! Please! Make another one!!!

The Dursley’s had a small foot named Dudley me at 2am wakes dad

The next set of words you give should totally be themed. That would makes for some fun.

"flapping on the apple, biting on the neighbour"

I just realised that defence against the dark arts spells DADA

AHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE YOUR VIDEOSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! You guys is a comedic duo!!!! ^w^ This video made me die of laughter LMAO

My impressionist queen back at it again looking stunning as always

When brizzy said "... a very large feather..", I thought she said "... a very large mother..." That got me laughing

This video was extremely funny two of my favourite KZreadrs together in a video couldn't ask for more better than that I love you guys and I love Harry potter thank you for another fantastic video 🤩🤗😁🧙

My bunny was watching happily with me till the knife came out... He's like the hell no 😂🐰

I'M CRYYYYYYYING 😂😂😂😂😂

You two just laughing it up, brings me such Joy! Tessa has the funniest laugh 🤣🙌