Suzuki boi here and I swear to the budget v-twin gods nothing beats the 20 year old design of a tried and true SV650. I can buy a dozen of these moto morsels for the cost of one of your uppity services. And we all know i will because Suzuki isn’t just a motorcycle company, it’s a lifestyle. Just like that brand of prophylactics I never use.

@yammienoob

2 жыл бұрын

You don’t fool me, I know this is Josh’s alt account

@DBolt-xb7sg

2 жыл бұрын

This is bullshit, my vrod would smoke m109r's on the regular

@AZ-wc5ot

2 жыл бұрын

@@DBolt-xb7sg nobody said anything about an m109r

@pf4877

2 жыл бұрын

At least my Monster 696 sounds good from the factory, has 10 more hp, and doesn't need additional upgrades to be good. Fight me IRL.

@Otterplus

2 жыл бұрын

@@pf4877 it’s 45 degrees today so obviously I’m riding in cargo shorts, flip flops, and a Bang energy sweatshirt. Let’s rumble

Probably the best content this team has produced. I hope these scripted character driven episodes keep happening. 🤣🤣

@TheDucatiPilot

2 жыл бұрын

Who says it's scripted??? I act just like this, sitting on my Ducati sipping a good expresso. 😉😂

Triumph owners are still unaware of how close they are to form the holy trinity with these two

Great piece. And I am a Harley guy who always have had a soft spot for Ducatis. I recognize the superior design and engineering in other brands. But riding the oldest, continually operating brand of motorcycle in the USA appeals to me.

@michaelconran5252

2 жыл бұрын

Ducatis are badass, only a moron wouldn't like them. Yep have a Harley, but would love to put a Ducati in the stable.

@RufusCapstick

2 жыл бұрын

I have a Harley and a Ducati, people say it's a weird combo but it works for me.

@LutherLee

2 жыл бұрын

Talking about brands, I dare you to buy their stocks...

@michaelconran5252

2 жыл бұрын

@@RufusCapstick hopefully I will to.

@ivantnt26

2 жыл бұрын

" riding the oldest , continually operating brand " bruhhh 🤣🤣🤣

Funny that Spite’s Harley costume is also his Harley riding gear

@LawlessLawyer

2 жыл бұрын

Costume?? What Costume?? I don't see damn costume!! Is what a harley rider would say

They're really similar in that you buy them for more than the machine itself. The expense is in the look, the feel, and the heritage. At the same time, I started in the car world and motorcycles/motorcyclists are more fun universally.

@AkaBull

2 жыл бұрын

That I can agree with 👍

The footage of the Harley guys on the highway will never get old. Must've made 20 or so appearances now

As an owner of both these brands, and others, this is 100% true..even, the trip to the dealer, or a bike night, ends up the same between them.

@its6696

2 жыл бұрын

Yep.Diavel 1260 and FXBB :-)

@matthuber1333

2 жыл бұрын

@@its6696 06 Sportster that only the frame and engine casing is still HD and requires Race gas. Scrambler full throttle (by Ducati) Former second gen Monster owner. Former 1098 owner. Should I bring up why I also have an Indian Scout with a big bore kit, and daily ride an Indian FTR? Lmao. Cheers mate!

@its6696

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthuber1333 Very nice.I've been looking at the FTR.

@michaelconran5252

2 жыл бұрын

I am a fan of the 2010 Ducati 796 Hyper Motard. Think that would be a great bike to go with my FXBB and my KTM 450EXC. Cover all my bases. Would love an adventure bike, but it 5'1" I need a step ladder to get on one.

@its6696

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelconran5252 Doodle's riding an HD Pan America but I think she might have an inch or so on you.Might want to see if that hydraulic lower will work for you.It's pretty sweet.

My local dealership is an official Harley/Ducati dealership mixed into one. I imagine these conversations happen on the daily.

Mario and DonkeyKong fighting it out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Owner of both over course of 4 decades. Hilarious, thanks for the genuine entertainment!! If you can't laugh out loud at yourself, you aren't having any fun... :)

These ‘two’ need their own channel …. 😂 Steve and Giuseppe ..

They're also the two bike owners that rev their bikes the longest at the bar / coffee shop before finally pulling away.

@kyleterry5190

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, they do have nice sounding bikes...but hearing it so often when you just wanted to eat in peace makes you want to hurl mugs at them, especially with those ducati scramblers with custom exhausts

@catharticcathexis4527

2 жыл бұрын

Almost like they sound amazing.

Interesting… I saw a report years ago about brand loyalty across the world for all products. H-D was #1 and Ducati was #2. Shocking,

"You know what, my dad finally told me he loved me" absolutely killed me LMAO good ol' American daddy issues

This video tells the truth. Only some technical and design differences separate these two brands of riders (and bikes). I'm glad you have finally come together! Best regards. -A Guzzi fan.

I like how spite is putting on the southern drawl cuz Harley and ‘murica “What’s the difference between a beer and hot dog over espresso and biscotti” I lost it

I love this stuff guys!!

"well of course I know him, it's me!"

Considering I used to own a Harley and I currently ride a Panigale, you've captured both sides of my personality to a "T". 😉🤣

One of ur best vids lol 😂 love it. Keep ‘em coming.

4:07 PRINGLE V2 HA. Makes me chuckle every time haha

Well that was bloody excellent!

LOL the L-Twin / V-Twin part was gold. Loved the video

That was GREAT!!

Love it guys. That was very entertaining and accurate. Harley-davidson boy right here.

Great show, had me laughing and it is so true.

Him screaming at the end caught me off guard 😂😂like you good yams?😂😂I’m gonna watch another video anyway no need to yell

Good job....both of y'all

That Pringle V2 and the shifting of Yammie's L twin hand sign to V was the killer part for mee💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This was actually really funny! :-D

lol that ending killed me 😂

This was great, a fun departure

🤣😅 okay so this episode I’m definitely sharing!! Too dang funny and good

Best bit on this channel yet.

The biggest difference between Harley and Ducati is Harleys are everywhere. Every corner, every street. Even if you think you're alone on an island in the middle of the ocean, there's probably a Harley under a tree somewhere on that island. Ducatis on the other hand have always been a fair bit more exclusive, although that could be changing with their modern marketing and increased sales.

This was a fun video

This was awesome!!! Lol

I'm a true bred Ducatista, and this hit home pretty hard. I respect Harley's history, their place in motorcycling. And I want to see them succeed.

I'm one minute and laughing already. Love it!

As a proud Ducatisti I respect anyone on a bike out there riding, not all Ducati owners are a$$holes, I have a Diavel 1260s & I have a lot of great conversations with Harley riders about how the Diavel overall rides, handles etc, mostly everyone shows props to any rider, just get your own ride & enjoy it, that’s what makes this life so fun & exciting

@gnarthdarkanen7464

2 жыл бұрын

I ride a 95 Suzuki Savage 650... AND while there's the occasional twat who absolutely has to make me aware that I'm on a "Lady Cruiser"... I haven't even seen the vitriol of the stereotypical HD riders... AND it's not for a shortage of HD riders out here in the sticks, either. Weekends with decent weather get me started waving and never let up... haha... Not as many sporties, but they're just as amicable... Ducati's even fewer and farther between... BUT a lot of this "rivalry" is just lore... probably still residuals left from the Hell's Angels, who demand a DD-214 and a Harley Davidson to join. I'm sure there are other groups with dubious requisites like brand names and all... BUT i've never run into anyone who outright hated on you for the bike you ride. ...AND for what it's worth, the odd twat that brings up my "Lady Cruiser" tends to tell me a LOT more about him or her self than anything or much of anybody else. ;o)

Lmao "Where did you come from"

The legendary Yammie squid has done it LOL thanks for the laugh 😂😂😂

I noticed that Harley guys have to have Harley belt buckles, Harley shirts, Harley hats, Harley socks, Harley decals on everything, Harley beer glasses, Harley shot glasses, Harley bbq tools, Harley parking only signs, Harley zippo lighters and Harley tattoos.

Ole spite looks like Shade trees little brother! lol

"where the hell you come from??" Just before that: "While you're down there..." haha

I bought a road glide this year as my first HD. I told myself I would never do it... but I did. I've been pleasantly surprised but I don't think I've found my keeper just yet. For daily riding, I'd compare it to watching really expensive paint dry with navigation and a sound system. It's pretty good for road trips but my wife told me that my Africa Twin, that we rode nearly coast to coast and back this past summer, was just as comfortable. I think her ass is still in shock.

Lol love this…. Hilarious

My local harley dealership burnt down. But so did the KTM dealership next door. And so did the whole town next to mine.

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Nice one guys!

This is so great

good effort

Probably your best video. Own Harley's, BUT I did check out the XDiavel. Maybe someday I'll have both. In the dual sport community 10-15 years ago it was KTM that was the snob off-road, yep just like the Ducati character, I also have a 2004 KTM 450EXC, never raced a dirt bike in my life, but damn I look good on that bike even though I am going slow. Keep it up, I love the videos of you making fun of Harley's and their riders, cause there is a lot of truth to it. To set the record straight my Street Bob is why cooler than anything you own🤣🤣🤣

We’re really pushing for that 1M aren’t we. Lol

When he turned the L to a V, LMAO dead.

This was internet gold

When I was new to riding, I started off as a fan of Japanese bikes and not a fan of Ducati. After a couple of years of experiencing horrible customer service from the Japanese bike dealership and dealing with serious manufacturing defects, I switched over to Triumph and eventually Ducati. Now I can go to a dealership where I'm actually treated like a human being. Also, my bike works just fine. I'm sticking with Ducati. Harleys are cool, but I only buy supersport bikes, which they don't have :(

@ejames0130

2 жыл бұрын

They got the Harley sportster now

Best parody/comparison of Ducati and Harley ever lol

“where the hell did you come from?” lmao

This is awesome I had to write a paper comparing both brands😂

Hilarious! Thank you guys. What do BMW riders compare to?

As a kid I always wanted a Harley. Now, at almost 30, I have a Ducati Scrambler. Feels like I get Adventure, Performance, Lightweight, Nimble and Style. Also I ride with cruiser boys quite often,. But on the Swiss twisties I have had to stop a few times for those big bikes ;) for me the best choice :)

Dude Spites character is perfection 😂

Don't tell me what to do yam🤣

Brilliant - I love the L-to-V scene

Just brilliant!

Glad they finally turned their attention to Josh. Dude always seemed like a shifty character, like... you don't get that good at drag racing by NOT being up to something.

All in all, I'de say I have about $8,000 in my vintage Harley. I ride it everyday and wring every bit of performance I can out of that 32 year old bike. I made it what it is myself and I am proud of my machine because it is an artistic representation of everything I am about in my life. I've had sportbikes too, and I also ride dirt... But my Harley is special, and I am about to start another vintage FXR build soon! Do what you love and who cares what anyone else thinks about it!

Loved it lol

I had the same thought the other day on the crapper. I have a Scrambler though, which I guess is more of a subset of Ducati.

I haven't laughed this hard all week.... Especially given the fact that my bike is leaking petrol from both its carbs for no reason and that the right side cyl isn't getting enough fuel below 3000rpm and is shutting down as a result. Yep, 80s Beemers with Bing CV carbs are absolutely reliable.... *Let the euro simpery commence*

Im a eurosimp on the road, i have a BMW S1000R and an Aprillia Tuono V4RR. but on track i ride a GSXR750 and a Honda CBR125, and i just bought a Honda CBR1000 for track use also :-). had Yamahas also. my eurosimping is just by accident because i wanted those bikes.

I see fortnine has blessed you with his touch..love it.

@alejandromato1992

2 жыл бұрын

This needs upvotes

These “skit” episodes are becoming my favorite 😂

Super funny!

Why do Harley riders always rev their obnoxiously loud bikes at a stoplight? To show the world they spent $30,000 on 70 horsepower.

Can’t relate to brand snobs, two wheels is always awesome but I couldn’t imagine anything being more fun than an R6.

LOL Pretty good guys! :)

LOL... Great bit... Yes similar characters, but we all know which we want to own.. BOTH!

The most fun motorcycle channel on YT

When he went over the door!

I have an aprillia with a v twin and a single cylinder harley. Riding each bike makes different friends and this video kills my sides

I’m picking up my first motorcycle tomorrow… bought a Ducati

Dam tease! Was hoping you were going to talk about the 21' fxfbs. Fyi I won it.

Hahahha this was so funny

Cowboy spite. Is the best spite lol

😂 too funny!

Brilliant!!! F@#$%n Brilliant!

For all this talk of biscotti on this channel, I've never seen one yet... kinda like that mythical turbo hayabusa

@leftlanelanny4707

2 жыл бұрын

TurNo Hayabyoosa reveals itself to you only at 1 million subscribers. Biscotti reveals itself to you only when it deems you worthy.

Big Bear Choppers sells a primary case mod to run Ducati Panigale rear sets on m8 touring bikes 😆

I don't see red & blue (or white) anymore! Yammie Noob lifting the vail(unity at its finest). YAM 4 POTUS!

Thankfully I own both which covers my weekend meals.. ducati in the am for coffee and pastries then harley in the pm for hot dogs and monster 🤣

Amazing Revelation ! However... Where is the BMW Boys ? Minus the vtwin.... Everything is exactly the same 😂

LOL, FUNNY , LOVE IT , from a Harley rider ! ! !

I totally wused out. I have the bagger of Ducatis. Multistrada. Love it, just say'n.

Most Harley guys are big guys even on a full size European bike. Harley’s are made for large 6 foot plus 250 plus big boys that like the low rider, feet forward lounge chair ape riser handlebars . Many Miles of straight, flat USA highways where 20 degree lean angles are plenty amount of lean. 90 horsepower is enough horsepower for any sane person. Rpm above 4600 will wear the engine out.

@AkaBull

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus lol

We all benefit from these two finding each other. 🤣

6:35 🤣🤣

2nd episode would be awesome and a series would be turbo.

Good to know I don't have to trade in my harley for a ducati like I was planning on doing.