Recently reading the paper and excitingly came across the recent passage of the Obesity Bill of Rights. Now me and my love handles can eat whatever we want whenever we want and not be shamed by doctor for my high LDL. Safe to say you won't see me on a caloric deficit with a reservation @babboristorante in Waverly Place anytime soon.
P.S. Why did they stop playin Jelly Roll on the radio? Can’t live without my two most essential things in life Country music and beer-battered onion rings 🤠🧅🍟🎵🐎
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