The bodyguard is checking for snipers the whole time

@Ecmusicproductionschannel

6 жыл бұрын

That’s his theatre technician

@onegerard1

4 жыл бұрын

@Uncensored yeah, and 4 years later how do we live in freedom free I get dom is dutch for dumb so no coherence there. that joke escaped you or did you get it..!?

@_.A.J._

4 жыл бұрын

That's his job

@WillyWokkel

3 жыл бұрын

At 10:29 you had a chance

@milkodewit1963

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

The driver thought that 'when you drive for 10 minutes you have a different accent (in The Netherlands)' was a joke but it's actually true.

@sjondeeg7158

3 жыл бұрын

it is, gets worse to!

@joshuawildenberg5268

2 жыл бұрын

Poor, driver... ^^

"They were very much to themselves those Franks..." geniaal deze...typisch Hans weer...ik lig onder de tafel van het lachen...echt gillen! XD

the bodyguard seems really talkative while hans in the back doesn´t say a word

That bodyguard. He was brilliant. Trying to keep his laugh in but failing a few times. Brilliant!

@onegerard1

4 жыл бұрын

why even try to vocalise yourself in another mans language if it only gives you away as not being native?

With the kind of comedy Hans does, it does not surprise me that he has a bodyguard

simply brilliant, best Dutch comedian :-)))))))

@whoiskcwhat

Жыл бұрын

Hmmm what about Theo Maassen. But you have to learn Dutch for 20 years.

By far the best carpool.

'yes we DO have regional accents' thank you Hans :D

this has been the best. Loved it!

@onegerard1

4 жыл бұрын

never looked back

really enjoyed thid interview, subbed! from the Netherlands

Hans is the best, RESPECT!!

Get's better by the minute! Donald Dutch! Our hero!

😂😅die gast achterin hahaha dit is geweldig

I love Dutch humer!

Superrrrr lang gelden maar toch bedankt Hans

Geniaal

Extraordinary, geweldig ! Hans + 1

die bodyguard heeft tog een mooi baantje he kzou ook wel de hele dag naar hans zn gekeuvel willen luisteren :)

@cvwm100

9 жыл бұрын

Na een lange vriendschap is het heel anders hoor

@fonkyman

9 жыл бұрын

cvwm100 ??

@cvwm100

9 жыл бұрын

Me Broer is ook grappen en werkt in de cabaret wereld, ik vergelijk hem vaak met Hans, Dus ik wil maar zeggen heel leuk en grappig maar kan niet heel de dag het gekeuvel aanhoren hoor, als je iemand lang kent is dat anders dan je iemand een paar keer op een video ziet,

@fonkyman

9 жыл бұрын

cvwm100 ohja tuurlijk maar ik bedoel meer alsje tog een baan moet hebben zou ik het niet erg vinden om met hans rond te moeten reizen veel beter dan een kantoorbaantje of niet dan :)

@cvwm100

9 жыл бұрын

Ligt eraan wat voor baan je gewend bent;-) ik zou me te beperkt voelen in zo'n baan, Gezellig met hem mee reizen vast wel maar ik zou die baan niet willen;-)

Very funny! lovely hans teeuwen.

YAY!, Hansje Teeuwen! :D

Brilliant ,, real laughter, so funny

Wow, I have always watched fully charged and Hans Teeuwen. Never would have guessed you guys met! Awesome!

looool... "WAS HÖR ICH DA?!?!?!" "WAS?!?!?!" "DAS WAR DOCH N KLICK!!!" hoe kom je erbij? XD

@viggo8213

4 жыл бұрын

"de clicking dicks" 😂😂😂

@feyenoordrotterdam2589

3 жыл бұрын

24:29 echt geweldig!

Everybody, line up to carpool with Hans!

Brilliant.

his bodyguard has the most awesome job

HENS TIEUWEN!!

This was geat, I cried laughing.

very, very, very funny, I've never seen any of these people until today

WHOOOO Hans Teeuwen :D:P

great video. My compliments.

Jaw dropping funny!

This guy is a dream client for any bodyguard. Greetings from NL

@yousnoerd

3 жыл бұрын

Untill the actual shit hits the actual fan... ok I take that back lol I dont want to jinx Hans in any way whatsoever :P Or am I jinxng him by sayng everything is going to be fine? I dont know, I should just shut up about it and buy a ticket for his latest show.

just trying to catch the bodyguard crack a smile

@explorinlearnindoing5462

2 жыл бұрын

Last 5 minutes a lot....

I love you!

5:30 Hans is exactly 54 years old now

i enjoyed it

hand teeuwen is hilarious

@RobinK

9 жыл бұрын

hand.

@idothewiggle

7 жыл бұрын

she's talking about little ronnie

@jobsta It was released on the iTunes feed only, due to my rather slapdash uploading I never put it on KZread. Normal service is now resumed, this weeks new episode is with Rob Brydon, released on Friday

I'm dutch and I'm a true dwarfie for over 20 years now.. I startet to watch this just because Robert starred in it but I have to admit that seeing our Hans making Robert laugh this much gives me a good feeling. Robert always ruled for me but now Hans turned into one of my favourites also.... Lesson: How to get foreigners to help you appreciate your own people :p

@onegerard1

4 жыл бұрын

can I just applaud what you said 3 years ago we try and try but native connects better, it does. right accent right everything.. you are picky. I am betting he never made it big..... like in Holland o, you would call that small or even local Damn you guys are so much further as us (as/than-we have the same thingy...but you will not get that!- we invest in development...the english don't) evolution wise....

@onegerard1

4 жыл бұрын

that sounded off so fuck my previous reply or just don't read it

h ans ... Arsedehole Leuk om je te horen man!

the security guy in the back is so funny. he's trying really hard not to laugh.

I love when the locals don't go to see their own ''attractions'', how many people from Arizona have never been to the Grand Canyon? how many from NYC have never been in the Chrysler or Empire State buildings? a dutch person that hasn't beento the Anne Frank house..love it.

@dutchman767

9 жыл бұрын

basgetz ik ook niet

@MaxwellEindhoven

9 жыл бұрын

Well, it's an Amsterdam attraction, Dutch people are generally very local focused, even though the country is 300 km (190 miles) long and 200 km (127 miles) wide. I've never been to the Anne Frank house myself and I'm from Eindhoven, only about 100km (60 miles) from Amsterdam. In the Netherlands we get enough history lessons about the Second World War and the story of Anne Frank in our education from very young age, we all know her story. But a lot of other things happened in the Netherlands (and the rest of Europe) during WWII, so the urge to go to the Anne Frank house is not as high for Dutch people. The Anne Frank house is an exploitation of the tragedy of Anne Frank's life in the Second World War is what I think of it.

@Serenoj69

8 жыл бұрын

+RIXRADvidz Never been to Anne Frank house, but i did go to see Hans performing live in 1996...Because I like to enjoy myself and have fun. I don't expect that from visiting Anne Franks house...

@TheMylittletony

7 жыл бұрын

The Grand Canyon is a lot more interesting than the Frank place. People in nl get so much WW2 stuff shoved down their throat that they lose interest in it.

@rachelwindsor850

5 жыл бұрын

To a lot of Dutch residents, Amsterdam is not a place we often visit. It's more of a tourist-attraction. I'm not trying to down-talk Amsterdam; it's a lovely place to visit, but I hope you get what I'm trying to say with this.

It's the guy from the fully charged show!

nice vid, watch the bodyguard lol he has to laugh but keeps it in.

"She's not home" 😅

@abegarfield7638

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. That got me, too. I bet they really do that.

hahaha, jij maakt er helemaal een feestje van!!! Nu weten die arme Engelsen het helemaal niet meer!! LOL

Yes yes yes yes yesyes yesyes.

@onegerard1

4 жыл бұрын

you should've had a like long ago

Hans speaking dutch with soft s, god I llolled so hard good vid :)

Funny and amusing

God, that was hilarious. As a longtime fan it's nice to see Hans off stage relaxed, himself but still joking about everything and nothing. Excellent 28 minutes of fun. Sadly out of sync but open a second window, mute one so you have a vid-vid and a sound-vid and then calibrate the sound with the image.

Nice intro tune.

@onegerard1

4 жыл бұрын

I do value a reply

Plane crash trough the backseat window? 3:00

@MrrQuackers

9 жыл бұрын

Nope, it was a reflection of the plane flying over head on the truck's windshield.

@eggbirdtherooster

8 жыл бұрын

+MrrQuackers is iiiittt....??

@MrrQuackers

8 жыл бұрын

eggbirdtherooster Yes.

@LilyFitzgerald

8 жыл бұрын

+ryan bakker they are right near an airport so likely coming in to land if not as it says below, a reflection. It's all helicopters and light airtcraft crashing in England.

hoe hans teeuwen hondenstront zegt is onbetaalbaar xd

Heee.... meidje!!

Kryton from the red dwarf interviewing hans nice

@TheDeesck thaks. silly is a compliment for dutchies. we are the most free people on earth and we are still the country who learst the most, please reaply,. no shame is the most pure of a man.

10:50 They made their trains run on time.. LOL

thank you very Dutch! Da was pas lache hey Teeuwe! Groetjes van van Leeuwe! cheers from down understebove!

@eneasijlst2395

3 жыл бұрын

@marcelnz, I know I'm 6 years to late man.. But I just wanted to say, that you almost nailed the Dutch part of your comment ( a little bit ).

@eneasijlst2395

3 жыл бұрын

Just a random compliment from a random Dutch guy!!!

@marcelnz

3 жыл бұрын

@@eneasijlst2395 almost? van Leeuwen is my surname; hence the rhyme ☺

@marcelnz

3 жыл бұрын

@@eneasijlst2395 thank you well ;-) *Hou Doe uit Christchurch NZ*

@eneasijlst2395

3 жыл бұрын

Hahah Yess really close! If you want I can tell you the right way to say it.. in Dutch 😁

14:49 A nice BOVA bus in the passenger side glass! :)

8:25 the bodyguard is nodding his head.

Hans Teeuwen is good in Englisch, but in Dutch even better. :)

"13 is a she" "beware for (sic) Polish filmmakers" lol i love a good Polanski burn

@VisitorOf22

9 жыл бұрын

ehhhhhhhh geweldig :D

@pgroenable

4 жыл бұрын

He is actually a Jewish filmmaker.....

@Lilliathi

3 жыл бұрын

@@pgroenable A Polish Jew, the surname gives it away. His family probably moved to the US because of WW2.

@mettez He's our Dutch proud.

@dickschwanzstein1789

2 жыл бұрын

* pride

bodyguard is enjoying himself 2 XD

genius

Bobby, if you're reading this, I think you are all around brilliant in everything and especially love watching these. Would love to see more. Please PLEASE get Ricky Gervais, Karl Pilkington, Derren Brown or Steve Coogan in the car with you if at all possible :) And thank you for your fantastic work!

At all the toerist by the Anne Frank house She's not home. LMFAO

the last part is the best. Hans should keep that weird accent when performing in the UK

Ahahahahah, Hens Tiewen,ahahaha, love it when the English and Americans try to say Dutch names =)

Teeuwen

bodyguard @ 10:40 yes, the germans abandoned swastikas recently due to bad connotations or something hahahahaha

heerlijk die bodyguard dubbel bij Neuken??! 17:12

I never understood why the English did the 'sh' when doing a dutch accent.We say a lot of things wrong, but I've never heard a Dutchman pronounce the s like that. Glad to see that Hans Teeuwen clearified that.

@nomoresunforever3695

2 жыл бұрын

Our normal s is less sharp than the English one.

"At that age"

@ProGuitarTuition says summer 2010 at the start

the guy in the back is thinking: "i stepped into the wrong taxi"

Never thought Hans would have Jackie Earle Haley as a bodyguard

Hans Teeuwen is fun, buth in Dutch he's even better!

Is his boddy guard Giovanni van Bronckhorst? Also I love it when the driver laughs he sounds like Muttley.

hahahahahhaha funny the end to funny:P

annie are you ok? are you ok annie? also... that guy: atleast the trains where on time....

thats not his bodyguard you fool! thats just a friend of his....... hanging out together and getting a free lift :D

@TheDeesck bedankt

22:50 So funny that Dutch accent in English

Newsflash.... Hans Teeuwen buyed Anne Frank House !!! "Try the Neighbours" he quoted.

@aorta538

2 жыл бұрын

Haha, no... He bought a cat ;p

@aorta538

2 жыл бұрын

check his channel, he's uploading weekly 😎

"On Saturday 28 November 1992, the cabaret duo Hans Teeuwen and Roland Smeenk drove back home after a try-out. That evening the weather was very bad, Roland was driving. Due to strong gusts of wind, Roland lost control of the steering wheel and the car overturned eight times. He died and Hans survived the accident." Life is short, do what you want with it because soon you'll be dead and everything will be quiet. Hans Teeuwen

Dat is godverdomme een lieve Bodyguard Hij lijkt trouwens een beetje op Luther

"Are there regional accents?" It's an entire country, Bob. What do you think?

10:12 🤣😂🤣😂

@JNL68 je bent gewoon nl ofnie?

Doont fuk wit tu duts.... Hahaha LOL

@Bartt88 ''That's what gave father Frank away in the war, you know.'' Anne wouldn't have the required tool to click :))

Het blijven grappen... mensen lachen weer vergeten.

@onegerard1

4 жыл бұрын

big thumbs up you found the cure but have not merchandised it

5:25 Funny, because this year he's 54 as well! XD

His bodyguard is stoooooned as hell.

@onegerard1

4 жыл бұрын

roes noemen we dat or comfortably numb as Floyd once sung

@onegerard1

4 жыл бұрын

though i do not agree with you

it's a small world after all

@damek666 No, it's a Dutch word. The Dutch brought this word all over the world, but in South Africa the Dutch actively spread the language, and the "apartheid" policy wasn't a policy in the colonies of the Dutch themselves, so it sort of grew as an Afrikaans word. Afrikaans is a Dutch word as well. The language Afrikaans is broken, simplified Dutch. most of the Afrikaners would understand me when I speak Dutch, same with Afrikaners speaking Afrikaans.

Still, it wouldn't surprise me if he needed one. He does make enemies with his type of comedy