The chances of being killed by a hamster is low, but never zero....

@noobgamer-rel

3 жыл бұрын

@I Hate People and I Hate God what?

@hornet6198

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine using tik tok memes

@ad_interlude1966

3 жыл бұрын

@@hornet6198 Didn't get it from TikTok I saw it on a meme on Instagram followed by loud earraping Jojo music

@Imlaor25

3 жыл бұрын

Peace was never an option.

@captainobvious5841

3 жыл бұрын

@I Hate People and I Hate God Ur name is very controversial!!

"For some reason, this hamster has a knife" Hamster: *Peace was never an option*

@thelivingyandere5858

3 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly

@jackmann1630

3 жыл бұрын

Revenge for locking me in that cage

@gapfhog5839

3 жыл бұрын

wow i made the same comment

@st4rdyy

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sk.slapptrussll5337

3 жыл бұрын

Dat had me dead how he said it

That man has more trust in that balcony than i have in the entire human race.

@ftroop2000

Жыл бұрын

Yeah. I'd not feel safe on that at all😅

@grafunknown4572

Жыл бұрын

Having more trust in something then the human race is not that hard :)

@dubious6718

11 ай бұрын

The glass will hold when standing on it, but I wouldn't have put the chair on it, cause a scratch leads to cracking.

@bsherman8236

3 ай бұрын

At least you have some trust, better than nothing

@Craigalicioususa

3 ай бұрын

Even if you did trust the window to hold your or others weight..... you're getting an ass load of foot prints all over and need to clean it every time you use it as a balcony lol

Is no one really going to talk about how adorable that man and his cat were? They look so in sync with each other

@PussPussTheCat

Жыл бұрын

when

@PussPussTheCat

Жыл бұрын

oh nvm

"For some reason, this hamster has a knife" Me to hamster: understandable, have a nice day.

@mesonandsarena

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@fireguy1967

3 жыл бұрын

e

@sushi_1233

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@FizixTheGiraffee

3 жыл бұрын

By looking at ur pfp, I would have thought u *are* the hamster

@Owlroses

3 жыл бұрын

Hamster Behind The Slaughter XD

Hamster with knife: "My goals are beyond your understanding."

@Alexandra-rb7ju

3 жыл бұрын

Must be an INTJ hamster.

@alexvilla9576

3 жыл бұрын

I read this as hamburger with a knife

@fatass131

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a mouse isn’t it?

@Egbert758

3 жыл бұрын

Just trying to butter his bread

@iw2560

3 жыл бұрын

@@fatass131 idk ddoi said hamster so...

For those wondering, the reason it doesn't mold is that the high salt content causes the burger to go stale before mold can grow. If you put it in an airtight container to reduce moisture loss, McDonalds goes moldy like everything else.

@toxicmoldmedia

Жыл бұрын

or its the preservatives..

@hankglidden1463

Жыл бұрын

@@toxicmoldmedia I'm explaining that it isn't the preservatives. Because it doesn't matter how many preservatives you crammed in a burger it can't survive open-air 20 fucking years.

@thetryer6858

Жыл бұрын

@@toxicmoldmedia definitely the preservatives

@hankglidden1463

Жыл бұрын

@@thetryer6858 I'm telling y'all, it's really not. Next time you order Mcdonalds put a burger in Tupperware, it'll mold just fine.

@Ryan-wx1bi

Жыл бұрын

​@@hankglidden1463 someone already did that for over a year and it got the same results as this video

i like how this guy never clickbaits 👏

@krabgrass

9 ай бұрын

Except his valley girl accent can be annoying AF lol

@spongebobsquarepants3770

3 ай бұрын

what’s the hell are you talking about, … every video he does is Clickbait, … he only puts one thing in the title and that one thing is at a random place in the video and you gotta watch all this other crap just to watch it.

@umqradumqra

3 ай бұрын

@@spongebobsquarepants3770 He always puts the clip in the title/thumbnail at the start of the video. I’ve been watching him for a long time now, he does it for pretty much every video.

@JamesZheyuXu

3 ай бұрын

@@spongebobsquarepants3770How long have you been watching? He literally put the meme from the thumbnail first every time

@deeznuts-pf2lv

2 ай бұрын

​@@spongebobsquarepants3770 he always puts the thumbnail and title content in the beginning of the video, plus he also fills the rest of the video with some pretty cool and interesting content. That's not clickbait, that's BONUS. But I guess you're that one toxic contrarian a-hole found in every KZread comment section that has to sh*t on a perfectly nice compliment for a perfectly nice person.

When the burger is older than most of the comment section

@Bubbyyyy

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr ... I'm 15

@MazcotPlayz

3 жыл бұрын

When the burger is older than KZread itself

@Bubbyyyy

3 жыл бұрын

You deserve more likes!!

@jayvonwebb4864

3 жыл бұрын

It's 4 years older than me

@rogerkearns8094

3 жыл бұрын

@@MazcotPlayz _When the burger is older than KZread itself_ Yeah, that's a much better way of putting it.

the chances of getting killed by pet hamster are low *BUT NEVER ZERO*

@lime4

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao people love stealing from Reddit

@keila7580

3 жыл бұрын

Miniso not everything comes from reddit

@ian-roadto0subscribers564

3 жыл бұрын

@@lime4 i don´t have reddit xD

@smorrow

3 жыл бұрын

I would imagine that that sticking them up your ass thing is dangerous.

@lime4

3 жыл бұрын

@@keila7580 do you want me to send you a screenshot of this exact top and awarded comment for the exact same post on r/memes?

imagine if she suddenly said "alright time for a quick taste test"

@joseislanio8910

Жыл бұрын

Let's get this into a tray. Nice!

@entrapta8049

Жыл бұрын

🤮

Mold needs moisture to grow. The food pretty much dried out to the point that it couldn't grow mold. Store it in a humid environment and it would look completely different.

@corvidcorax

3 ай бұрын

"Um akshully, it's teh cHemIcaL PreSerVatiVes and ArTifIciaL BAD 🤪"

@Hello_507

3 ай бұрын

@@corvidcoraxno thats like 7th grade knowledge that fungus need moist environments

@corvidcorax

3 ай бұрын

Well no shit, my comment couldn't have been more sarcastic.@@Hello_507

@MaxerV19

Ай бұрын

Hahaha​@@corvidcorax

KZread getting real comfortable with the double unskipable ads

@HEHEHE_I_AM_A_MASKED_WARRIA

3 жыл бұрын

*laughs in Vanced and AdGuard*

@kshitijkapalta9467

3 жыл бұрын

@@HEHEHE_I_AM_A_MASKED_WARRIA don't promote ,

@watermelonsugarbye325

3 жыл бұрын

Dude i just got 2 unskippable ads

@syc9994

3 жыл бұрын

Wow copied

@IHTGINT

3 жыл бұрын

yeah for sure

Hamster: “You forgot to feed me last night Jimmy...”

@ivyvetniss3148

3 жыл бұрын

Jimmy: "IM SORRY MISTER WHISKERS JUNIOR"

@motnosniv

3 жыл бұрын

You held me at knife point. You don't deserve to be fed.

@kite-sama

3 жыл бұрын

YOUR ASS IS MINE NOW,JIMMY!!

@ivyvetniss3148

3 жыл бұрын

@@motnosniv LOL

@judgment5090

3 жыл бұрын

Hamster: “ *read in mob boss voice* jimmy, jimmy, jimmy, we ahhhh had an agreement. You feed me, nothing happens to you, but, you didn’t feed me,” *chuckles and circles jimmy once while lighting a cigar* “... and you should know by now to *NEVER* cross me jimmy. Now you must face the consequences jimmy. Look, it ain’t personal, just business. Good bye jimmy.” *cigar is dropped and lights the oil that wasn’t there a minute ago*

Kid: "Mom, let's get McDonald's." Mom: "We have McDonald's at home." The McDonald's at home: 🎉 MY TIME TO SHINE!

That hamster truly terrifies me. The look on it's face when it's discovered is so sentient.

The hamster: remember when you dropped me ? ...... yeah it’s payback

@skurwron5052

3 жыл бұрын

Hopefully my hamster cant go to kitchen for knifes

@JD-go2qj

3 жыл бұрын

This deserves way more likes lmao 😂😂

@subscriberswithnovideosc-be7ll

3 жыл бұрын

Donny I didn’t expect to get more than 5

@lemontree7372

3 жыл бұрын

@@JD-go2qj Likes don't matter. They're just likes.

@abdulwasey3506

3 жыл бұрын

Please make it the new 'peace was never an option' meme.

"for some reason this hamster has a knife" 2020: oh yeah, it's all coming together

@bulwark2656

3 жыл бұрын

I almost got fooled

@latoyabanks1685

3 жыл бұрын

A revelution that might team up with mouses and rays to beat the cats

@someone_random1049

3 жыл бұрын

Thats one of the three blind mice. Thats the butter knife that the farmers wife tried to use.

@bulwark2656

3 жыл бұрын

@I Hate People?

@stevemc01

3 жыл бұрын

Wanna see the return of the baby with the gun?

0:44 “PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION” -that one random hamster with a knife

that network code at 1:36 would actually be pretty easy if you took a panorama shot of the code and used google lens to copy the text

@maxtherealmtc3421

3 ай бұрын

I cracked it

@MTREDHEADS

3 ай бұрын

@@maxtherealmtc3421 Good job

@societydwellingifd8080

2 ай бұрын

*_prove it._*

_Just microwave it and it's good enough to eat_

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!! I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get on my amazing videos. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't comment anything mean on my wonderful videos, dear jus

@blablagamerbr

3 жыл бұрын

robux

@NAME-ih2qg

3 жыл бұрын

Oh ma gawd no pls

@marksullivan6319

3 жыл бұрын

Bwahahaha

@sarahwaters8262

3 жыл бұрын

That and some ketchup.

Daily Dose: "For some reason this hamster has a knife" Hamster: "My goals are beyond your understanding, human"

@TheAbsoluteProduction

3 жыл бұрын

???????? 😐

@praisethesun1374

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@anewentity9225

3 жыл бұрын

Xd

@vietphamhung3290

3 жыл бұрын

Comedyheaven

@oanhnguyen3189

3 жыл бұрын

e

That still looks more appetizing than a school lunch

0:58 'Perpendicular' Since I don't understand it because I don't know which arm this is (left or right), I think you meant to say "parallel" instead of perpendicular. Perpendicular is when two straight lines cross each other and form an exact 90° angle, while parallel is when two straight lines are adjacent to each other and do not intersect.

The Hamster: *peace was never an option*

@jinhitmoarmymultifandombis8817

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@BrysonReynolds2001

3 жыл бұрын

REALLY TRUE LOL

@WillowstarAnimates

3 жыл бұрын

What a warrior cats fan like me! :0

@rickyturtlesmusic2107

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@warriorspeace_kat4099

3 жыл бұрын

@@WillowstarAnimates Yee! Warriors!

“For some reason, this hamster has a knife” Hamster: Why is it any of your business, biped.

@-invalid-2882

3 жыл бұрын

You bipedal trash

@Iloveamerica999

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@EmilyIsHere1111

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive

3 жыл бұрын

Kira Plummer The hamster be like “Don’t you rat me out! Snitches get stitches!”

"The body is warm... the killer is close" *Hamster with knife walk by*

"9-1-1, what is your emergency?" "My hamster ... has a knife ..."

"Mom can we get mcdonalds?" "No we already have mcdonalds at home" Meanwhile mcdonalds at home:

@defensivekobra3873

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@styyl8651

3 жыл бұрын

@@defensivekobra3873 actually no

@LoveLunar21

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@thenachothief

3 жыл бұрын

@Thomas Vailes people can have the same ideas you know

@GoodGuyAlexx

3 жыл бұрын

@@thenachothief ayo thanks bro

"For some reason this hamster has a knife" Oh he has his reasons alright!...

It’s great that those windows can transform into balconies. Imagine all the space those people will save on the outside of the building when they’re in window mode.

@xiongluong

2 ай бұрын

This actually doesn't make sense to me... you'd always have to leave the outside of the building unobstructed in case someone uses the balcony. So why not just have a solid balcony?

"for some reason, this hamster has a knife" Ummm help I'm scared

@sushi_1233

3 жыл бұрын

Congratulations on the pin!

@realitycheck3361

3 жыл бұрын

Congratulations on getting pinned

@raudati2809

3 жыл бұрын

Pinned!

@nadbmk4853

3 жыл бұрын

Congrats on getting pinned!

@Akram111

3 жыл бұрын

Pinned :)

“Can we get Mc Donald’s” “We have Mc Donald’s at home” The Mc Donald’s at home

@mariabilanceri1192

3 жыл бұрын

no

@norbe4859

3 жыл бұрын

@@mariabilanceri1192 yes

@teedee9214

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hell naaaaa

@teedee9214

3 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaaaaaaa

@teedee9214

3 жыл бұрын

Aaa

That hamster was in the process of committing a murder.

Back in 1963, I decorated a hard boiled Easter egg for my grandmother. She saved it through the years, after her death I got the egg back. 61 years later this egg is still unbroken! When you gently move the egg you can feel the petrified hard boiled egg rolling around inside the shell.

Normal person: “5 second rule!” McDonalds: “24 year rule!”

@main3240

3 жыл бұрын

@HiIamFin damn bro i've always picked up my victims fingers .1 second too late and you're telling it dont even matter. damn im sad bruh

@nickdawg1014

3 жыл бұрын

Mr Controversialism r/cursedcomments

@princesscadance197

3 жыл бұрын

It’s worrying when that ‘food’ has existed for longer than I’ve been alive. I’m 23.

@wyatts7550

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂good one

@main3240

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickdawg1014 No no i meant to say french fries!!!

0:42 your chances of getting killed by a hamster is low but never zero

@playernova7431

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. Dont ever say the food that they cooked taste bad.

@iamacat9400

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Vcat here

@australium7374

3 жыл бұрын

Technically, your chances of being killed by anything is low but never zero

Long before the talkbox, there was Peter Frampton.

1:48 I love my talk box baby

_McDonald’s new ad campaign:_ *Our food never molds.*

@amizaras8201

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure if it's a good thing.

@proyo123

3 жыл бұрын

It means they use hella preservatives

@darlenebegay3677

3 жыл бұрын

To mold it needs sunlight and moisture

@mak1363

3 жыл бұрын

@@rap6439 youtubers say share this video like a subscribe that's self promoting is there a problem

@Nick_las_seafarer

3 жыл бұрын

Shows how bad mcdo is for ya

Everyone gangsta till the hamster showed up with a knife

@chickennumgit1055

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly,that guy looked really scary due to the light reflected from his eyes 👀

@zwemyattunnaing5985

3 жыл бұрын

@Liv Biv 1:03 hilter shaking his hand because he has that disease

@holykujo6808

3 жыл бұрын

The chances of a hammer killing you is low, *but never zero*

@neeleshpal4825

3 жыл бұрын

Hamster be like: Peace was never an option.

@SuperConde01

3 жыл бұрын

h a m p t e r

This should be put in a museum.

"Mum can we get taco bell?" No son, we have leftovers

“For some reason this hamster has a knife” Peace was never an option.

@xotflash3591

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@randomman2138

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@_jayjay1

3 жыл бұрын

Repost

@masta6467

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@newtsbomber2088

3 жыл бұрын

Violet Evergarden VIOLET-

"Somehow, this Hamster has a knife." House cat left the chat.

@ricktherat929

3 жыл бұрын

ok

@your-local-anime-weeb9518

3 жыл бұрын

house cat:well shit.. im out *leaves chat and her house and becomes a stray*

@charlesdavis7142

3 жыл бұрын

​Google global truth project and read "the Present" to see the truth about life/death. Nothing is more important than checking it is true, especially pgs 1-4

@SomeAverageLoser

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@Gone29364

3 жыл бұрын

When the imposter is sus

This is no different than being buried in a desert. The moisture evaporated, things tightened, and everything is dry. Mummification.

The state of that burger and fries after 24 years probably has more to do with the conditions inside her closet than anything else.

@911wasaninsidejob

Жыл бұрын

yes, fucking thank you

@incinemvs

Жыл бұрын

Just saying, I think no matter what any other burger is molding in 24 years

@incinemvs

Жыл бұрын

Nevermind I’m wrong

@SewerTapes

Жыл бұрын

@@incinemvs It's all good. I had to really think it over myself. She probably has a very clean moisture free closet, and it all dried out faster than bacteria could get to it.

@bentonrp

Жыл бұрын

No, I think the state of that burger has more to do with the 24 giddamn years than anything else.

Everyone is a gangster until the hamster with a knife comes out

@Rickonntheline

3 жыл бұрын

he know wassup.

@DrakoGo2DaMoon

3 жыл бұрын

Lop

@weijianzhen776

3 жыл бұрын

sequel to gangster crab

@Kaplykos

3 жыл бұрын

Everybody gangsta until hamsta with knife joins the brawl

@potatowarrior88

3 жыл бұрын

thats the trailer for tom and jerry finale bruh

"After 24 years, the food never broke down” Mr. Beast: "First person to eat this burger wins 80 thousand dollars!"

@elizabeththompson6127

3 жыл бұрын

Heck yes

@zenxidplays7316

3 жыл бұрын

No mrbeast would not do that for harming they're health

@deskejtx6211

3 жыл бұрын

then 90k of medical bill for eat that burger

@generalflopper9697

3 жыл бұрын

@@zenxidplays7316 its a joke

@morganbeatboxerman3774

3 жыл бұрын

@@zenxidplays7316 Yes they will, there savage

“my friend didn’t show up… what do i do with this extra meal?” “eh… just put it in the closet.” “ok.”

Burger: helloo nobody is gonna eat me?

“For some reason, this hamster has a knife.” That was the calmest tone ever for saying something like that.

@utkarshtrichalxpearl4427

3 жыл бұрын

Peace was never an option.

@zahidkhan-se3dg

3 жыл бұрын

I guess that hamster just murdered someone

@KirbaeGacha

3 жыл бұрын

*y e s *

@basslover666

3 жыл бұрын

666 LIKES

@KirbaeGacha

3 жыл бұрын

@@basslover666 OMG YES-

"Why'd you give the hamster a knife?" "He felt unsafe" "But now I feel unsafe" "Do you want me to give you a knife too?"

@Errupt

3 жыл бұрын

I’m trying to get big on youtube but it’s hard any help would be great

@InternetWeb

3 жыл бұрын

Hi, I upload videos like daily dose on internet, please check them out and subscribe if you like what you see ❤️

@larsg.195

3 жыл бұрын

*America*

@OriginalSuper

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@yoink297

3 жыл бұрын

self promoters everywhere

cat like, "keep doin you"

The hamster transition really got me 🐹🔪

“For some reason, this hamster has a knife.” *Famous last words...*

@carolgabriela827

3 жыл бұрын

lol 😂

@will0wtr335

3 жыл бұрын

top 10 words spoken before death

@tryingtobecool1142

3 жыл бұрын

Somebody got killed by hamster

@gutspraygore

3 жыл бұрын

Followed by the second famous last words, "Wait. We don't have a hamster."

@binodtharu3368

3 жыл бұрын

Peace was never an option

*DDoI:* "For some reason, this hamster has a knife." *Hamster:* "I really hope you enjoyed and I'll see you guys again very, very soon. Later!"

@c-boy9366

3 жыл бұрын

HAMSTERS ARE PURE EVILLL!!!

@luxriddles5016

3 жыл бұрын

Uh

@RydalS

3 жыл бұрын

My dude got "up" "down" and "perpendicular" mixed up but still I like the video.

@chillhopchild5157

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was a mouse

@RyanScarbrough

3 жыл бұрын

pls no :C

Now that's a good quality burger. Doesn't go bad at all.

@FALLENXTI

Жыл бұрын

No that actually probably has NOTHING natural about it. if you have seen burger king's commercial on how their burgers get moldy and mcdonalds doesnt, you can understand that burger king has natural burgers.

@FunctionalJunkie_

Жыл бұрын

@@FALLENXTI Think RP was being sarcastic dude 🙃

@FALLENXTI

Жыл бұрын

@@FunctionalJunkie_ maybe he was sarcastic maybe not idk

“I’m hungry!” “Well we always have the burger in the closet!” The burger: 0:04

When he said "for some reason this hamster has a knife" i liked that

@ln7097

3 жыл бұрын

*Everyone liked that.*

@biaapopescu.

3 жыл бұрын

this hamster has* a knife

@luhver663

3 жыл бұрын

your pfp and username 😭

@athena1691

3 жыл бұрын

@@luhver663 Thanks for noticing

@pachurro2762

3 жыл бұрын

ok but i caught ray in 60fps rtx 3090 8k max resolution alienware pc, yeah go ahead and beat that

The Hamster: *My goals are beyond your understanding*

@hobbybugs1286

3 жыл бұрын

He just wanted to help

@IDrixpYT

3 жыл бұрын

Reverse flash quote 👀

@davidsoria3461

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was a rat

@slaking9603

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes reverse flash best flash villain ever

@zero_ben

3 жыл бұрын

Peacs was never a option

0:42 that hampster got real opps out here😂

0:48 when your pet hamster has had enough of dry grainfeed and plans to stab you while you sleep so he can move to the neighbors who grow salad in their backyard :D

“Somehow, this hamster has a knife.” Me: w h a t

@Janksta

3 жыл бұрын

roblox wannabe

@user-kz8cp4rh8j

3 жыл бұрын

@@Janksta PFFFF-

@marthaoctaviano211

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-kz8cp4rh8j gacha life wanna be

@marquesbastien2938

3 жыл бұрын

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED MY LIKE

@-t_.

3 жыл бұрын

@@marthaoctaviano211 ikr

Fungi: you don't know the reason why we didn't attack that.

@Cmplx.08

3 жыл бұрын

Aryan Patel 5 seconds> 24 years

@abzakasha

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cmplx.08 vs tomatoes spoil fast

@Imbalanxd

3 жыл бұрын

probably because it was in an air tight container so fungus can't grow.

@ems8534

3 жыл бұрын

i would like it but its 333 likes

@vietphamhung3290

3 жыл бұрын

Because the burger is too good for fungi

0:38 "For some reason, this hamster has a knife" has real "Somehow Palpatine returned" energy.

The “later” at the end never gets old😂

“For some reason, this hamster has a knife” that’s a sentence I never thought I’d hear today

@curthensley3265

3 жыл бұрын

Or ever

@ProfessorWeird

3 жыл бұрын

Atleast were not disappointed

@Blitz_IngaMCZ

3 жыл бұрын

Crab W/ a Knife: “Finally! A worthy opponent!”

@balaenopteramusculus1842

3 жыл бұрын

This reminds me about a viral video some years ago about a crab holding a knife

@jameeboo

3 жыл бұрын

Weè saving for tge 500th commeny

Can't wait to see her bring the burger onto Antiques Roadshow.

0:33 bread will not mold if it’s left out to dry, when left in a bag it’s the moisture that causes it to mold. Same with fries. I’ve no explanation for the meet though, that’s just wrong.

0:56 so nobody gonna talk about this machine. I don't know why but my reaction was like Awwwwww. It's so wholesome to see someone being helped like this. Good vibes.

@endistresse

3 жыл бұрын

yesss

@Killian_sawyer

3 жыл бұрын

Literally same

@blitzthundergaming1126

3 жыл бұрын

i almost cried in happiness.

@satwick4331

3 жыл бұрын

well there is nothing to talk about it

@kalesalad7234

3 жыл бұрын

@@satwick4331 do you have emotions

McDonalds - even bacteria refuses to consume it.

@sablley4809

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@kgkomrin

3 жыл бұрын

Wow you really are a

@davidnewbon4385

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@chickenroars8786

3 жыл бұрын

This made my day

@dudebuddy69

3 жыл бұрын

There's barely any water in any hamburger. No water, no bacteria, no rotting. Science...

"911 what's your emergency" "There's a hamster in my house" "Sir this is not a place to joke around" "No like this is serious he has a knife" "What's your address"

“For some reason, this hamster has a knife.” Hamster: *”I told them, it’s either me, or the cat…”*

Hamster with a knife: "Where's the money Lebowski?!"

@mamouilletten1562

3 жыл бұрын

This aggression will not stand man !

@joaomiguelmoreira6363

3 жыл бұрын

Its down there somewhere, let me take another look ... *Bluheuwwblublu*

@thomassonnenberg3298

3 жыл бұрын

Secret service: insert Key & Peele sweating gif

@latch9781

3 жыл бұрын

Peace was never an option

@brandygienger2398

3 жыл бұрын

Haha u guys are good at coming up with stuff like that

Wendy's be like : *See, How Bad MacDonald's Food is, Even Fungus Refused to eat it* 😐

@theratinmypfp8912

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@boneslice4419

3 жыл бұрын

你是同性戀迷

@BadassBobY

3 жыл бұрын

@@boneslice4419 我不明白

@zuperpiplup13

3 жыл бұрын

I never thought about it like that 😂

@vilmalalalala7895

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeldavila1728 i hope this is a joke

My mom after finding that mcdonalds she saved for later since she was 14 in 1996 and she was looking for something to feed me and my brother: *Its clearly still edible and tolerable*

‘Hey mom can we get a burger’ Mom: We have them at home The burger:

@Dmil2424

2 ай бұрын

No likes for u

They sell that burger on Craigslist or Offer up and they put mint condition on the description.

@imposter_green7436

3 жыл бұрын

LOL!

@xirfall

3 жыл бұрын

LOOL!

@user-fp9nv3nj5t

3 жыл бұрын

LOOOL!

@o1swftt

3 жыл бұрын

@I Hate People yo what don't bring that conversation into this comment section bruv

@VentiVonOsterreich

3 жыл бұрын

She

The hamster holds a knife. *Owner* : _Aight, I'ma head out._

@games2gamers275

3 жыл бұрын

its like that tentacle in a box swinging a knife around

@okay8454

3 жыл бұрын

hes not the owner anymore

@brawmankerlexterminateurde860

3 жыл бұрын

Hamsterhell

@Undruz

3 жыл бұрын

He tryna murder him

@okay6821

3 жыл бұрын

Tom is going to have a bad time

My mom if she saw the burger in the closet My mom: it's just eat it Me: but mom it was in the closet for 24 years

1:10 imagine your roomate just turns the balcony off and u fall on your face into a wall btw why am i here 3 years later

"For some reason this Hamster has a knife" World is really gettin outta hand

@mavibaso

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe not, but the knife sure is

@coloradomountainman8659

3 жыл бұрын

That's what gun control gets you.

@SWog617

3 жыл бұрын

When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way.

“For some reason this hamster has a knife” Is this why ratatouille 2 never came out?..

@maplebeari

3 жыл бұрын

Nooben i vannet Bruh

@sra6659

3 жыл бұрын

His name is Remy not ratatouille 😡😠

@maplebeari

3 жыл бұрын

Sara Stevenson His FULL name is Remy Ratatouille, not just remy lol

@melonbals5512

3 жыл бұрын

Ratatouille is closeted?

@ArbeePoo

3 жыл бұрын

@Nooben i vannet Ok thanks for understanding

0:20 still better than In'N Out 😂

Me: Can we have McDonald's? Mom: We have McDonald's at home. McDonalds at home-

“For some reason This hamster has a knife” The hamster: peace was never a option

@brawmankerlexterminateurde860

3 жыл бұрын

Goose:so you have chosen death?

Me : mom? Can we get McDonalds??? Mom : we have McDonalds at home McDonalds at home:

@junaidahghani7561

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's still good. *tRy...iT*

@four-twenty4205

3 жыл бұрын

That's got to be like the 1000th time I've heard this awful joke... Can't you just be original?

@januaryravelo4342

3 жыл бұрын

@@OficiallySpxd3r that was not a woooosh but okay :/

@Aaren_J1029

3 жыл бұрын

Junaidah Ghani omg it is

@DrowningScallop

3 жыл бұрын

this is the most unfunny thing I have ever seen

My aunt would probably say something like: "Food lasts for up to 30 years." 🙄 She'll never understand.

Well now I know what food to seek during an apocalypse

The hamster be like "My goals are beyond your understanding."

@misslilypad9765

3 жыл бұрын

AHA SUAKACAJ HSPHISGSIAGKA I DONT KNOW WHY I FIND THIS COMMENT SO FUNNY

@SFPEGA

3 жыл бұрын

Nice flash reference

@SinMalumevle

3 жыл бұрын

"Stupid human locking me in a box. I'll show him"

@no-qb1ui

3 жыл бұрын

Bro that was creepy as heck!

@ladybugcheng

3 жыл бұрын

I can hear reverse flash saying this 😂

Hamster with knife: “Yo where’s my money!?”

@Matthewdenison177

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ZzSlumberzZ

3 жыл бұрын

WHERE'S MY MUNEH

@thiccchungo1041

3 жыл бұрын

I want that money Lebowski

fun fact anything thats in a complete dark place wont mold

At :51 seconds...I liked the cat giving a hand pat and a fist bump to the guy as he was walking out the door.

Hamster: •grabs a knife• Also hamster: *peace was never an option*

@InternetWeb

3 жыл бұрын

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@random8852

3 жыл бұрын

Nooben i vannet do u seriously have to spam every comment with this?

@DrJames_YT

3 жыл бұрын

If anyone is feeling down or just off because of this virus, it's gonna be ok, because there is always a good side at the end of something bad, and i just wanted to let you guys know that, because i know alot of people right now are going through stress about this right now, we are all going to get through this together whatever happens, Stay Strong 🌎

@kelltec5696

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@MerusMonkey

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a rat

00:47 “wHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR HAND?” “a KNIFE” “NOOOOO”

@colemin2

3 жыл бұрын

Classic

@whatcolourisurBugatti

3 жыл бұрын

I feel pride in knowing where this came from lol

@GrainM4n

3 жыл бұрын

Greenedgamerblade Me too

@fortunatebum

3 жыл бұрын

Greenedgamerblade ASDF

@gbbgbla

3 жыл бұрын

Kayla V goddamnit I just commented that

0:54. Fun fact, on my left arm those two bones connect near the elbow side. Which restricts my wrist from moving side to side like a normal hand.

The way the hamster looked at the camera

911 whats ur emergency Guy: A HAMSTER IS HOLDING A *KNIFE*

@zerolight_3005

3 жыл бұрын

“ sir I don’t think a hamster is actually holding a kni- “ “ oh god it stabbed me in the neck” “ hello sir hello.” “ squeak your next squeak” “ OH FUCK”

@jinnychan1

3 жыл бұрын

@@zerolight_3005 LOL THIS IS UNDERRATED LIKE SRSLY

@Soggyshark82

3 жыл бұрын

Lamo Omfg this is hilarous

@lolmetyuri

3 жыл бұрын

GTA v

@Myheartisburiedinvenice__

3 жыл бұрын

news: hamster gone on killing spree

"for some reason, this hamster has a knife" Clearly he heard about the 24yo burger in the closet

@Dragon-xd9em

3 жыл бұрын

Nah he is going to muder that cat who attacked him last night

@itzpritz

3 жыл бұрын

Top 10 anime crossover.

@squirrele.1266

3 жыл бұрын

Dragon that offends me

@pjbottoms839

3 жыл бұрын

God bless

@Dragon-xd9em

3 жыл бұрын

@@squirrele.1266 I think your the only one Who got offended... Edit : I made a spelling mistake