Half Retarded 2: Episode 1
Комедия
Here it is, the "sequel" to Half-Retarded 2. I aimed for the "short and sweet" skit layout for this one. No, I did not try to copy the Gmod Idiot Box in any way, shape or form. (Das Bo Schitt isn't the first one to invent skit-based machinimas) Speaking of which...
I ASKED DAS BO SCHITT FOR PERMISSION TO USE DR. HAAAX
I ASKED DAS BO SCHITT FOR PERMISSION TO USE DR. HAAAX
I ASKED DAS BO SCHITT FOR PERMISSION TO USE DR. HAAAX
I ASKED DAS BO SCHITT FOR PERMISSION TO USE DR. HAAAX
I ASKED DAS BO SCHITT FOR PERMISSION TO USE DR. HAAAX
Now stop crying and enjoy the damn video.
~a HUGE thanks to "OneManShow" and "sss gib A" for making my new-and-improved Elliot models. Thanks a bunch guys!
Пікірлер: 4 400
Seven years later, and this is still funny.
@InitiateDee
7 жыл бұрын
That just gives to show, how much potencial Kitty had.
@Kokopell-E
2 жыл бұрын
Eleven years later, and this is still funny.
@DikinBaus2dahaus
2 жыл бұрын
12 years now
@pimpinjt123
2 жыл бұрын
@@DikinBaus2dahaus 12 years and 3 weeks now
@yagos24ita
2 жыл бұрын
@@pimpinjt123 yes
Nearly 12 years old and this shit is still hilarious. Kitty, you were truly ahead of your time and have made content that could be released today and still be fantastic.
@C.A._Old
Жыл бұрын
Legendary.
Man, dubbing Tourettes Guy over reckless driving is ridiculously funny.
@themigratingcoconut562
4 жыл бұрын
I remember this from years ago and just found it again, still exactly as funny as it was
@norro_00
4 жыл бұрын
Uh, yeah. Five years ago.
@danieljuno810
4 жыл бұрын
Zachary Gibbs gets me laughing every time I watch it
@craZy_y0
3 жыл бұрын
Not the typical Mk5 Golf GTI driver, especially on the Nurburgring
Watched Kitty since 2008 and this is still my favourite video of all of his! r.i.p
@terminator6267
9 жыл бұрын
Don't worry he's probably duking it out with Xaviertot, Brandon, Jimbo, Elmurr. But....why does the very best have to go.
@ZackExplorer28
9 жыл бұрын
terminator6267 somebody make a cure for cancer to avoid more deaths!
@jackdougy732
9 жыл бұрын
Everything does not last forever. Except the awesome videos he's made for us. Rest in peace:Kitty
@ZackExplorer28
9 жыл бұрын
hope you got a spare costume.
@chanel65269
9 жыл бұрын
Same here pal, he and his vids were important part of my childhood....
I lol'd so hard at almost all of it
@timurBBK
5 ай бұрын
Pilss here
@drachenpanzer5622
5 ай бұрын
@@timurBBKI'm glad people are still watching this
fuck.. eliott was like 15 when he made this, im 16 and i dont know shit in making machinimas
@yeahhhbuddy99
8 жыл бұрын
u were 15 when he made the video and now you're 16....... seems legit
@Yewzer_Wun
8 жыл бұрын
+yeahhhbuddy99 ERROR 404: BRAIN NOT FOUND
@yeahhhbuddy99
8 жыл бұрын
+Yewzer Wun misread
@JackGriffin745
8 жыл бұрын
I literally turned 18 yesterday and I don't, either.
@phoofnscoops6778
7 жыл бұрын
Edit Master Ah shit my b.
Normal clerks during a stickup: Oh god, please don't shoot me Legendary clerks during a stickup: 8:26 - 8:58
@cobaltbluestickman5557
2 жыл бұрын
I DONT ALLOW VANDALISM IN MY STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!
Coming back and watching this shit is truly amazing, R.I.P Kitty you gave me the best fucking childhood ever.
god... I used to watch this when I was a kid... now I am an adult. Coming back and watching this reminds me that times back then used to be kind of better, people knew how to have fun and enjoy life instead of doing crap we have right now with all those mental left groups or activists making everything into a problem. Wish I could turn time back and just spend some moments in the old good days of 09. I don't know if you can read this from the afterlife kitty but thank you for all those content, it is so enjoyable...
@FranciumBoron
10 ай бұрын
Well said. We know what it’s like because we were in those Xbox 360 parties. We’re used to the heat.
@LakituKoopa
10 ай бұрын
@@FranciumBoron yeah, we knew how to have fun and be chill. If we would put snowflakes in such a party they most likely would suffer a meltdown ;D
@FranciumBoron
10 ай бұрын
@@LakituKoopa Or they might come back out like men.
@LakituKoopa
10 ай бұрын
@@FranciumBoron That would be the best outcome. Can't stand these crybabies. It would be nice to see them finally growing up and acting like decent and humble men instead of being all butthurt about "feelings" and being political correct and woke. It is just straight annoying
dang its been 10 years and 2 days since this classic
@redmen2822
4 жыл бұрын
I first saw this shit when I was in fifth fucking grade. Now I'm out of high school and joining the military. Its crazy
@jbox777
4 жыл бұрын
Rah
R.I.P Kitty you made us all laugh its sad for you to go but.. we cant change what's already happened
@ZBoy0123
9 жыл бұрын
Or can we?...
@kenso_3176
9 жыл бұрын
ZBoy0123 Louminerty-life 3 cunfurmed... Rip Kitty :(
@ZBoy0123
9 жыл бұрын
Urr mee gurd...
@Nephrite_Harmony
9 жыл бұрын
Quit whining
@joecoates0
9 жыл бұрын
He's dead?
"Ouchie, that hurts almost as much as when I got it stuck in the zipper" 1:11
this takes a whole new meaning with cosby's dirty laundry coming out to air
@quantumblauthor7300
5 жыл бұрын
Those purple puddings must have been loaded
the Tourettes Guy driving test make me choke with laughter everytime! R.I.P kitty
Dude, this stuff is gold. Crazy how kitty and boschitt worked together on projects, never knew until boschitt mentioned it. He even said he learned from kitty when it came to animating. Kitty's work and techniques live on today among his friends as well. Maybe even some new artists can learn from their tutorials that they've made. Kitty's done what he could, and I feel he's done enough to get some other inspired animators to get on track.
RIP my friend. Even in death you still make me crack up. Bless.
@jethro_y
9 жыл бұрын
Hobbit_Games Are you loving or missing him?
Paranormal Activity 2 = one water bottle falling off the store shelf xD
I love how for the entire driving test, the speedometer says 0mph.
7:28 best AGK moment ever! LOL!
0:35, oblivion guards xD
@chrishurley7241
7 жыл бұрын
Shadow77999 they were adventurers like u, till they took some pills to the everything
@KuromiScarlet5030
2 жыл бұрын
my shoe -random person
9:17 Francis: I Hate Steam
nothing is funnier than good old g-mod videos :)
How did I miss this video back when I subscribed to Colin's channel? I haven't laughed this hard in ages.
I liked the audio clips you used from the Mike and Pete's sound pak mod. I use to have that installed on my game years ago and thought it was absolutely hilarious.
8:56 "CLEAN UP....REGISTER 6!" Wait wait, your at register 1.
The car driving one is the funniest
I love ur videos :D Subscribed!
I remember watching this when it first came out and yet its still hilarious to this day.
00:52 Isn't that the Bully chase music? (Prefict?)
'Bows head low' Miss you Kitty.
bro i just love your videos
Dude, you have talent, you should keep making these. you could be very popular on you tube
4:06 LOL!
@theoperations804
6 жыл бұрын
Driving Test In A Nutshell
7:59 HL3 Ending
i love the driving test part makes me laugh all the time
R.I.P Kitty. You brought smiles to our faces and made us laugh when we where down. You put hard work into your videos, even when fighting cancer. You may not read this, wherever you are now, but im saying this because a we all love you and your videos. We all miss you bud.
R.I.P Best youtuber ever....
0:50 bully chasing song
11 years later I'm rewatching you again bro
Giving Def Jam Fight For New York sound effects a new meaning.
4:10 me in GTA XD
No vandalism in my stooooooooooooooooooooooooooore!!!!!!!!!
That was amazing... never laughed as much in my life (except maybe the first one...)
God damn bro I had no idea garrys mod stuff was made in 2009
00:15 Jack Carver from Far Cry??
3:49 Half-Life 3's final battle .-.
@caboose8110
4 ай бұрын
Yes
The paranormal Activity Scene made me crap my pants!!!! XD
I'm going to remember this video when I get my driver's license. 😂
5:20 You drive like mah fakin grandma you know dat?
7:15 That's how Microsoft destroyed the world.
This is funny bro. Keep on doing the good work!
This is still funny after 10 years
@Bos_Meong
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I wish he still alive :(
Am I the only one who notist that it said "clean up on isle 6" when it was in isle 1
@kjristian9618
9 жыл бұрын
Same
@lychy645
7 жыл бұрын
he said register 6
I miss kitty0706
Dead Space BSoD gets me everytime lol
i completly LOST MY Shit at the car scene, MO GOD thonk you
we want better quality :(
R.I.P.
the driver's test is meh fav i laughed for 10 dayz straight
13 years later and I'm here again. Guess some things will never change.....
Epis0de2?
My only wish is to resurrect this beast and ask him what that wal-mart map is called
Some of these animations are more frightening than poison head crabs.
I loved watching this when I was in Jr High, aged like fine wine, 2006-2010 really was the "Golden age"
okay the bill Cosby part.. that that was the best xD
1:03 "Uuuuh ! the f*ck.." cracks me up
The computer's freezing up summarized my experience with PC gaming perfectly.
I swears the one with the store kills me everytime
hey is the pancakes scream from cabin fever? i love that part XD
6:06 that mini grabbenpeelz is funny lol
beginning is epic
Best intro to a film ever.
coming back to this in 2020 T_T this was the shit
the driving scene is fucking amazing.
Simply the best, RIP kitty.
04:03 that scene is the most efficient way to describe Microsoft Simulating games
Gmod is like a blanket, you feel so comfortable in it, you don't want to leave, and you will always come back to it because of the simplicity.
That groovy music from Bully and the Imperial Guard from TES: 4!
I always laugh at the drivers test scene. "Make like a banana and SHIT!"
Wow Kitty0706's video are all MADNESS!!!! but BUT.... I LOVE it!
5:56 This story Truly plays a role of fighting addiction in louis` head as he fights to get past his story of despair.
OH WHAT?? I CAN FINALLY WATCH THIS?!?!? :000000000000
LOLOL!! 0:28 its the Oblivion Guard xDD
I'm not sure which made me laugh harder, the Bill Cosby skit, the Tourettes Guy driving, or Sam Fisher in the restaurant.
the driving seen o god i couldnt stop laughing XD!!!
I still laugh at these kinds of videos until today.
Glorious days
I think the best part was the driving ed one it cracked me up :D
"and that son, is how i took my first driving test in high school."
YES! At the ending with Stephen, I'm the biggest deadrising fan
its 2016 and we still loving you kitty
I couldn't stop laughing at 07:24!
Gotta love those derp faces
12 years later still funny
Almost felt like I was watching GMod Idiot Box.
lol! 1:37 i thought that this was going to be another shamwow commercial.:D
dead rising, he is an insane supermarket owner and he doesnt take kindly to vandalism!
Driving test was the funniest
Too funny. I like this.
the driving test scene was the funniest scene
@mclarenf1gtrlmedition715
6 жыл бұрын
same here.