Amazing.

@GrounderSez

3 жыл бұрын

Truly is.

@thechonkywuf651

3 жыл бұрын

How peculiar.

@cheeseburger787

3 жыл бұрын

Do you know who ate all of the donuts?

@domd

3 жыл бұрын

Shut up!

@bruhchamp16593

3 жыл бұрын

badspot update blockland or i’ll steal your shoes

He wasn’t following standard insertion procedures.

@IdRatherNotHaveAHandleThankYou

4 жыл бұрын

Must've been a nonstandard specimen.

@tamakoyami2225

4 жыл бұрын

@Ben Bristow I don't know how you can say that.

@MichMart2

4 жыл бұрын

@@tamakoyami2225 Although I have to admit that the possibility of a resonance cascade is EXTREMELY UNLIKELY...

@saintdolanchirosius3704

4 жыл бұрын

He didn't use incense to appease the machine spirit.

@EdwinTyler

4 жыл бұрын

I have assured the administrator that nothing will go wrong.

''I Just want to get out of this alive.''

@GeometricalWarrior

4 жыл бұрын

Alluv fixing a printer is very dangerous

@raypenamora5419

4 жыл бұрын

MOOD

@Ork3r

4 жыл бұрын

Dangerous printer

@yush7221

4 жыл бұрын

Anomalous Printers

@404_coffee9

4 жыл бұрын

That's how it is when you are trying to fix a printer

"Lets try this" *Whacks crowbar against printer* *"This should help"*

@Brandino480

4 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@MagicMaster667

4 жыл бұрын

Gool ol' percussive maintenance.

@bagel0001

3 жыл бұрын

0:28

@howitworkschannel3237

3 жыл бұрын

Wow that really worked lol

@MrEdcar007

2 жыл бұрын

He predicted all of this, you know...

The flashing "!" really sells it. Props to the manufacturer for including that stressful indicator.

@h4zemuny

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah and I'm I the first one to reply to a 5 month old comment with 900+ likes?

@gododoof

4 жыл бұрын

@@h4zemuny Nice

@meme__supreme3373

4 жыл бұрын

@@h4zemuny eh, wasn't much need for one and you really wouldn't expect any besides "yeah, true;" "you're right;" and other generic statements showing agreement.

@thegeforce6625

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like an epson or hp printer.

@PlutoTheSynth

4 жыл бұрын

it’s hp

As an ACTUAL PRINTER REPAIR GUY, This is exactly my job every day, keep it up. I love this.

@ozzie_goat

4 жыл бұрын

As someone who works in a library computer lab, I appreciate everything your field does.

@rspy24

4 жыл бұрын

yeah.. Specially including the yelling of pain and frustration..

@cmdrvaneia1498

4 жыл бұрын

I know it's been a while since you made this comment, but I have a couple questions: Is there a certain manufacturer that you've noticed that is best in reliability and speed for the price? If so, which is it? also, what do you think of the new printers that use reservoirs instead of cartridges?

@rspy24

4 жыл бұрын

@@cmdrvaneia1498 It depends of a lot of things, country, availability, what type of prints you want to make, sometimes a brand has some very shitty printer, but the same brand can also have some really good ones.. Personally i do avoid HP like the plague, and i like Epson with the ecotank (L380 for example) a lot more, It's more expensive like 50% more than a regular HP but on the long run you save SO MUCH on ink, it's actually pretty crazy, Ecotank is pretty great! If you have some time, look a this video. kzread.info/dash/bejne/c3yMmNaBlLStmbQ.html

@Hellefleur

4 жыл бұрын

@@cmdrvaneia1498 I've had HP, Canon and Epson. HP is ok. Canon is good but both use cartridges. What finally drove me to reservoir inkjet printer was when I was trying to print a black and white page but I need to replace the color cartridge because it was out of cyan. A new Canon color cartridge was $37. I got an Epson Ecotank very soon after because honestly I was being ripped off on ink. I've had the Epson Ecotank for 2 years now? No problems other than having to print something once a week or so, so the ink doesn't dry up. Also the printer is slow and performs poorly with low quality paper if you're trying to double side print automatically. And you need to clean the print heads (via printer menu) every 200 full pages or so if you're mass printing something. Other than that, it's proven reliable and the price of ink is much, much better in the long run. 20x more ink at a fraction of the price of a typical ink cartridge.

What the hell is wrong with our equipment?!

@valorkaizen

4 жыл бұрын

@Doge Maverick Halopro895 doesn't have to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional!

@thepotatoof4219

4 жыл бұрын

@@valorkaizen Ah yes, you're right. Halopro895, we have complete confidence in you.

@EdwinTyler

4 жыл бұрын

It was never meant to do that in the first place.

@traptownkys1947

4 жыл бұрын

STAHP

@Tuntor689

4 жыл бұрын

Has anyone seen Dr. Adams today? I need him for today’s analysis report. I swear one of these days his amount of vacation days will run thin and he’ll regret everything.

Ink printers. The most unreliable piece of modern equipment.

@TheJarritosman

4 жыл бұрын

It's all a scam!

@refraggedbean

4 жыл бұрын

my printer straight up would do random tests in the middle of the day/night after about 6 months of having it, not even when people are trying to print, just, at random

@Karmy.

4 жыл бұрын

Sad that it's cheaper to buy a new printer every time you run out of ink

@sharpfang

4 жыл бұрын

Got an oooold laser printer, never looked back. If I need color I go to a print shop.

@Lagggerengineering

4 жыл бұрын

@@sharpfang The only problem with old printers is outdated drivers. (Which like... Drivers is a problem with new ones too) But once you get it to work, at least no mechanical problems!

“Have you been able to get the beverage machine to wor-“ *”S h u t u p”*

@404_coffee9

4 жыл бұрын

Heh yeah it's like asking if the ice cream machine works at a McDonald's

@yaf7808

4 жыл бұрын

proto boi

@PlutoTheSynth

4 жыл бұрын

that’s not a dragon

@domasbaliulis23

2 жыл бұрын

HEUGH

This is all happening beacause of you SCIENTISTS!

@Murdoch493

4 жыл бұрын

Replace Scientists with IT, and you have the most commonly spoken phrase I hear at work.

@MrBoomBastic656

3 жыл бұрын

NO!

@patchmoulton5438

3 жыл бұрын

Shouldn't you be guarding some donuts and coffee right about now?

@NicoTheCinderace

2 жыл бұрын

@@patchmoulton5438 FOR GOD'S SAKE! OPEN THE SILO DOORS! THEY'RE COMING FOR US, IT'S OUR ONLY WAY OUT!

Subject: Printer Status: Awaiting further assignment

@bruhchamp16593

4 жыл бұрын

alignment*

@bruhchamp16593

4 жыл бұрын

woooosh

@TheGoodDoctor049

4 жыл бұрын

@steven green how is that a woooosh? He didn’t miss the joke

@bruhchamp16593

4 жыл бұрын

i thought he corrected my pun?

@bruhchamp16593

4 жыл бұрын

aaaw crap

I predicted all of this.

@Anudorini-Talah

4 жыл бұрын

You know!

@niksin9941

4 жыл бұрын

Thisnis hapenning because of all you scientists!

Smack the printer cause it won't printing Printer: *STAHPPP*

@tigran010

4 жыл бұрын

EEEGCH

regular day in black mesa

@janis0zo

3 жыл бұрын

No wonder - the resonance cascade is extremely probable with this type of work procedures

To be honest I came in expecting the printer to explode due to in blue shift, the scientist repairing a keyboard somehow managed to mess up so badly it exploded

@JetFalcon710

10 ай бұрын

Incredible. It takes skill to fuck up a keyboard repair _that_ badly

@SpinoRexy733

4 ай бұрын

@@JetFalcon710 It takes skill to make a Keyboard explode in the first place. BY ACCIDENT NO LESS!

God, this is just perfect. I wish it could have more views

@lamuswwodzie132

4 жыл бұрын

fajny avatar :>

@svijj_

4 жыл бұрын

@@lamuswwodzie132 A dziękuję, nawzajem!

@Vizal

2 жыл бұрын

@@svijj_ wygląda znajomo, z czego on jest? 😁

@svijj_

2 жыл бұрын

@@Vizal Half Life 2, jedna z najlepszych gier ktore zostały kiedykolwiek zrobione wg mnie

@LambdaMc

Жыл бұрын

@@svijj_ no way its the union from combine!!

holy wow actual comments im glad everyone's enjoying it lmao

@incomprehensible3945

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine using emojis unironically Now thats true cringe

@kristoffersonsilverfox3923

4 жыл бұрын

@Victor Vaida you such cringe! You lose subscriber!

@kristoffersonsilverfox3923

4 жыл бұрын

@Victor Vaida one: you have a cat in your profile picture. Two: watch this movie, it's really good. m.imdb.com/title/tt0432283/

@hexerade.e6142

4 жыл бұрын

Kristofferson Silverfox Can‘t you tell he is joking?

@aeri1148

4 жыл бұрын

Hexerade.E6 I’m pretty sure there are people like this that aren’t joking

You missed "It's about to go critical!"

@thegrouchization

4 жыл бұрын

Also "Look at these peculiar markings...".

annoyed that he didnt say "LOOK AT THOSE PECULIAR MARKINGS" when the test sheet came out

@keinebuhnefurgrune506

3 жыл бұрын

It wasn't meant to do this in the first place!

"Let's try this." (incoherent screaming and banging) 10/10

Imagine the gall of the designers building a "!" light on their machine. They knew it will error out so much that it requires a special shape so you KNOW shit's fucked.

Ｉ　ｐｒｅｄｉｃｔｅｄ　ａｌｌ　ｏｆ　ｔｈｉｓ，　ｙｏｕ　ｋｎｏｗ

I really appreciate that you used the one alarm that never sounds in actual game. I've heard it only in several mods.

@SamplrOfMoonshine

2 жыл бұрын

i saw this in source code

@jacksonblyth1068

10 ай бұрын

It's used in opposing force once and you can't even hear it anyways

@JetFalcon710

7 ай бұрын

@@jacksonblyth1068 Yeah, it's used by the blocked loader. Unfortunately, the loader in question is also out of auditory range; you have to use noclip to hear the alarm

The way its supposed to be done

I am actually flabbergasted that the printer ACTUALLY got fixed. I thought FOR SURE it was gonna be destroyed.

@JuanGamer0202

Жыл бұрын

Probably bcs you watched some vídeos of HowToBasic

@DiggerDeeper01

Жыл бұрын

Nah most videos involving a printer just has people destroy it in rage.

@itwontcomeout5678

Жыл бұрын

@@JuanGamer0202 lol yeah I was expecting something How To Basic somehow

@zeldaglitchman

Жыл бұрын

I would have definitely taken it to the nearest vacant parking lot and thrown it as hard as I can to see how name pieces it makes

"Sorry im leaving now" "Have you gotten the beverage machine t- *SHUT UP* " "Isnt that inter-*BEEP BOOP*-" "It is highly probable that our luck will change"

@lostriv09

2 жыл бұрын

...would you agree? yes another important species revealed in action how interesting, just look at that

Next time: Half life scientist removes a computer virus

@404_coffee9

4 жыл бұрын

BUP!

@cringe9361

3 жыл бұрын

“it’s about to go critical!” *_”STAHP!”_* *_”NO!”_* The operating system couldn’t be loaded because the kernel is missing or contains errors. *_”DARGH!”_*

@Bupcomestoday

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my lord it’s the myth the legend it’s the holy *Bup*

0:13 I expected a cascade resonance

*Minor inconvenience happens, like a printer not working properly* "I just want to get out of this alive" MOOD

@AgeofReason

4 жыл бұрын

I need a sample button on a keychain or just my phone that will play that on demand.

''Come on printer! You want to get me in trouble?''

i love how he clear his throat after almost breaking the thing

I love how this actually decently tells a story about their frustration

Whenever my grandfather keeps telling me how to fix his printer, I’m showing him this video

Me: it’s really late I should probably go to bed KZread: Half life scientist fixes a printer

"My god, what are you doing?!"

I never thought I'd see a working printer, let alone fix one...

printer : "beep boop your wrong" Kleinar : *SMACK SMACK BAM WOSH* ... *proceeds to pull out belt* printer : *ˢᵒᵇᵇᶦⁿᵍ* "ᵒᵏ ᵐᵃˢᵗᵉʳ"

@popcornegg4405

4 жыл бұрын

Okay, how do you make the things *t i n y ?*

@Refferixz

4 жыл бұрын

@@popcornegg4405 fonts

@NotASpyReally

4 жыл бұрын

I wish that worked.

I already know this video is gonna blow up in the next 10 years

@NotASpyReally

4 жыл бұрын

Yup, that's KZread for you.

@TheONLYFeli0

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm.

This is going in Favorites just for the interact noises when trying to open the printer lmao

*Access Denied*

shit I love these Half-Life SFX/dubbing memes :D

I fully expected it to end with a Resonance Cascade.

@AgeofReason

4 жыл бұрын

Running the copy machine for a light under the hood would have been a great effect for that.

In love with these

This is how every family acts when repairing anything

As Hewlett&Packard printer owner, can confirm that's how I felt fixing it's cartrige issues.

Ah yes, the best song in Funky Friday

I don't watch or play Half-Life, but this was still pretty nice to watch.

“Have you been able to get the beverage machine to wor-“ “SHUT UP”

"I never thought I'd see a paper jam, let alone create one" Hewlett-Mesa scientist, probably.

1:21 Me trying to make the wiremod dupe work in garrysmod

I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade, let alone print one!

This is art 💖🙌🏼

All jokes aside, honestly printers are so crapply designed

"How interesting, just look at that."

You, sir, have earned a new sub

the timing of the sound effects and the ones used are so perfect this needs more views

1:18 something I would’ve loved would be the scientist going “shut uAAAAAA” then it cutting off

Yes youtube, this is exactly the content I want recommended to me! You finally understand me

Finally, the KZread recommendations have figured out what to place in my feed.

Everyday in the black Mesa research facility when nothing happens

This was more upsetting that my alarm going off.

*I love how completely inept at life the scientists of Black Mesa were.* *Like, how did that place even operate? Who funded that shit??*

"Half Life sfx sound designing practice 1" disguised as the title of this video

*"I just want to get out of this alive," ahhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa*

this is terrible 10/10 edit : its great i love u nick dont yell at me plz im sorry

“Have been able to get the beverage machine to work?”

funky friday: i will add this

“Have you been able to get the beverage machine to work- SHUT UP!”

That was a pain in the ass fixing.

"Don't worry I am a Doctor" -- Black Mesa Scientist

0:51 bless you

I don't care if this was made last year, it wins the Internet every year that KZread will recommend it, by my book.

Holy shish, this is so hilarious coz I've fixed my printer recently and got to watch many videos how to do it. And now youtube gives me this xD

The way you just attacked the printer is hilarious XD 1:00

im happy this half life meme got added into funky friday

i love these videos i cant get enough of them

And this is why I'm glad to have a 2007-era printer that doesn't need updates like that.

Standard insertion for a non-standard paper size. Go ahead, intern. Slot the stack into the main feed tray.

There should be a sequel where it breaks again and they get so mad with it they shoot it with a displacer.

This is all because of you scientists.

very fleshy sounding printer when the dude started smashing it with his hand. Then it sounded metal with a shoe.

"What the HELL is going on with our equipment?!"

You know, all the scientists can do is open doors for you and make loud screaming noises. As well as asking who ate all the donuts. 10/10 useful

I guess the printer wasn't preapared for unforeseen consequences.

this is GOLD, we need MORE!

This is just the video I needed to see today. Thanks.

as someone who works with a copy machine and when it needs fixing: JUST SHOVE YOUR HAND IN THERE AND ITL FIX ITSELF SOMEHOW

So, this is in Funky Friday now. The moment I saw the song name, I knew it was going to be this video's audio but charted.

This is proper modern art

name: printer status: fixed waiting for a assignment

“This might work” *Spams buttons*

i kinda feel bad for the printer when he hit it

It's like when one of the machines from Viscera Cleanup Detail messes up and dispenses body parts.

Wake up mr.Freeman and smell the toner

it crazy to think black mesa scientists also developed blockland... wow...

I really expected there is a access denied sound 😂😂 anyways, this is amazing!!

“Got one!”

"Now where did I leave that printer documentation chart?"

Me at 9 PM: just one more video and then I’ll sleep Me at 3 AM: *Half life scientists fix a printer*

we had one of these printers. This is about how it went