Half-Life: HEV Suit

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Gordon is not impressed with Black Mesa's safety procedures.
Starring Kyle Sullivan and Ethan Gelinas
Camera, etc. by Jon Currie and Ian Conn
"Living Forever" by JP De Ovando.
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  • @stev11
    @stev113 жыл бұрын

    Gordon doesn't need to have a helmet. He's a highly trained professional.

  • @oomfoof7294

    @oomfoof7294

    3 жыл бұрын

    I instantly read that in Kleiners voice lmao

  • @homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971

    @homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971

    3 жыл бұрын

    We've assured the Highway Patrol that nothing will go wrong.

  • @IfeedWeedTo5yearOlds

    @IfeedWeedTo5yearOlds

    3 жыл бұрын

    Happy gordon noises

  • @rabbitjack1990

    @rabbitjack1990

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971 ah yes you're right. Gordon, we have a full tank for you.

  • @mrdreamy1747

    @mrdreamy1747

    3 жыл бұрын

    *I don't think that's how it works, dawg XD*

  • @justaweepingangel.
    @justaweepingangel.4 жыл бұрын

    *At the end of the game.* G-Man: "I took the liberty of taking your weapons, they were government property. As for the suit, I think you earned it." Gordon: "I also deserve a helmet."

  • @Bacony_Cakes

    @Bacony_Cakes

    3 жыл бұрын

    **Cut to Gman falling through Xen**

  • @SeekerLancer

    @SeekerLancer

    3 жыл бұрын

    It would have been absolutely fucking brilliant if at the end of the game Gordon finally broke his silent protagonist shtick to as G-Man for a helmet.

  • @NicksNameGoesHere

    @NicksNameGoesHere

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's a total lie though because Gordon is wearing civilian clothes when he shows up in City 17.

  • @AlFredo-sx2yy

    @AlFredo-sx2yy

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@NicksNameGoesHere well the way i interpreted that when i played hl2 was that probably its as if you had kept the suit the whole time, cause the gman drops you where he drops you for a reason. You show up in that particular place to keep undercover for a while just enough to let you reunite with your suit once again and have enough time to get a weapon. He kept the weapons as he said in the first game so he could only give you back your suit, but dropping you in the middle of city 17 with the HEV and without weapons would do his errr... employers, no good. They seem to need gordon to be alive at that time so its kinda as if you had kept the suit, only that its an entirely different suit and its even a different model... uh... lets just go the obi wan way and say that gman said the truth from a certain point of view i guess.

  • @NicksNameGoesHere

    @NicksNameGoesHere

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AlFredo-sx2yy yeah the gman is probably responsible for however Kleiner managed to get the HEV suit and containment pod thing in the first place. I don't see them smuggling something like that all the way across the planet.

  • @tharsis
    @tharsis4 жыл бұрын

    He's gonna be pissed when he finds the helmeted suits just littering Xen

  • @spacezombie13

    @spacezombie13

    4 жыл бұрын

    and then apparently he DOESN'T TAKE ANY OF THEM. AND THEN GETS ANOTHER HELMETLESS SUIT IN 2.

  • @Simply_sokoly

    @Simply_sokoly

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@spacezombie13 Well that other suit in HL2 is just the one you wore in HL1. Probably why it doesn't have a helmet.

  • @Volstx

    @Volstx

    4 жыл бұрын

    They had helmets when they were in zen did they die? Yes Freeman didnt have an helmet did he die? No its the helmet fault

  • @Dev_N

    @Dev_N

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pissed that the helmet is just a paintball helmet whit cover in the back

  • @senperj.williams1664

    @senperj.williams1664

    4 жыл бұрын

    They ran out of money to make another helmet and gloves, And also A DAM BATTERY.

  • @fyka2902
    @fyka29024 жыл бұрын

    "Behold! Aperture Science's latest leap in personal protection! The HEV Helmet!" - Cave Johnson

  • @floating_goblin

    @floating_goblin

    4 жыл бұрын

    I mean, it's implied and very possible that Aperture made the HEV suit to begin with...

  • @drmeduimant5066

    @drmeduimant5066

    4 жыл бұрын

    Do remember Black Mesa stoke ideas from aperture science so of course they made it first, just trying to make a more lighter suit

  • @aai404

    @aai404

    3 жыл бұрын

    Or maybe, just the boats

  • @CodenameBolts

    @CodenameBolts

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@aai404 And probably the Portal Technology

  • @cavejohnson4054

    @cavejohnson4054

    3 жыл бұрын

    My bean counters say, we can save up to 20% if we don’t use helmets.

  • @MrMortull
    @MrMortull7 жыл бұрын

    This is why Black Mesa employs mutes...

  • @SuperGarryGamer

    @SuperGarryGamer

    6 жыл бұрын

    First reply? HOW?!?!?!

  • @kustantin

    @kustantin

    6 жыл бұрын

    wow 1k likes 2 replies gg

  • @EssentiallyFalse

    @EssentiallyFalse

    6 жыл бұрын

    Gordon Freeman is not a mute, he has been confirmed to have had a phone call with one of the Black Mesa personnel.

  • @Anolaana

    @Anolaana

    6 жыл бұрын

    You should have a look at the satirical Freeman's Mind Machinima too then :)

  • @majinbros9971

    @majinbros9971

    6 жыл бұрын

    This is why he doesn't talk to anyone.

  • @enriqueabecerra
    @enriqueabecerra8 жыл бұрын

    But... the dead scientists on Xen with H.E.V. suits are wearing helmets.

  • @elgatochurro

    @elgatochurro

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sponnick they ran out of helmets

  • @fulcrum2951

    @fulcrum2951

    6 жыл бұрын

    No, there are some living scientists ( i dont really remember) and the fact gordon freeman is still alive whilst being in xen, without a helmet may i add. The dead scientists are most likely killed by the xenian wildlife, nihilanth forces such as alien grunt or vorts or that big head floating alien or starved to death

  • @fiercemushroom4840

    @fiercemushroom4840

    6 жыл бұрын

    fulcrum 29 - Nope, they definitely died from wearing helmets.

  • @Nuclearburrit0

    @Nuclearburrit0

    5 жыл бұрын

    Fierce Mushroom helmets are dangerous. Just one killed my entire family. And because of how evolution works that means it destroyed all life on Earth besides me.

  • @kharnthebetrayer8251

    @kharnthebetrayer8251

    5 жыл бұрын

    The devs have said that Gordon actually does have a Helmet, which is why you can take more than 1 jump from the Headcrabs, and has a HuD... Just for some reason they didn't show the Helmet when you got the suit.

  • @sawyervuorensyrja4703
    @sawyervuorensyrja47034 жыл бұрын

    “Those all have one thing in common other than potential lawsuits, and that is how much I want to keep them away from my head”

  • @Endlesshorse64

    @Endlesshorse64

    3 жыл бұрын

    *The black messa facility is OSHA approved and funded.*

  • @dudug_plays793

    @dudug_plays793

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Endlesshorse64 *insert HDTF gman black messa joke here*

  • @Endlesshorse64

    @Endlesshorse64

    3 жыл бұрын

    *black mEssa.*

  • @JamesDoe1131

    @JamesDoe1131

    3 жыл бұрын

    Black mesa gets 97% of its funding from the military and the military gets 97% of there funding from Wikipedia the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit

  • @anomalycenter1197

    @anomalycenter1197

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes, I didn't hear that in the video, thanks very much for repeating the same phrase

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins3 жыл бұрын

    absolutely nailed gordon's confidence in handling firearms. Dude goes from theoretical physicist to john rambo in the span of 3 short jumping puzzles

  • @tbotalpha8133

    @tbotalpha8133

    3 жыл бұрын

    I hate to "um, actually" you, but Black Mesa has a training course for HEV operators, which includes firearms training. Gordon being a capable marksman isn't that surprising.

  • @caesarsalad1336

    @caesarsalad1336

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tbotalpha8133 Then how did he manage to know exactly how the weapons functioned in half-life 2 if he never use them before? Especially the pulse-rifle? Maybe it's because he is *a highly trained professional*

  • @Lunarice98

    @Lunarice98

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@caesarsalad1336 well seeing how "smart" ai companions are in 2 I'd reckon that gordon could figure it out. If they can do it so can he. (I haven't actually played 2 yet I'm trying to get through 1 but I hate "on a rail" so much it sucks my desire to play the game).

  • @xxplay64slayerxx93

    @xxplay64slayerxx93

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Lunarice98 mate if you didnt play half life 2 then you dont have much of a say here gordon immediately knows how exactly a pulse rifle works without even seeing a rebel fire it let alone receive any training of how that works and since you havent played half life 2 you probably dont know what a rebel is therefore you dont have much to argue with

  • @Lunarice98

    @Lunarice98

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@xxplay64slayerxx93 wow gatekeeping a conversation. Sure I haven't played two but I have seen plenty of content for it. And I do know that gordon is employed by what appears to be a being of immense power that like to work behind the scenes. So it is possible that he was given the knowledge of how the weapons work. Because let's face it. It wouldn't be fun to not being able to use the weapon's of your enemy.

  • @timsmith618
    @timsmith6186 жыл бұрын

    If I rode a motorcycle wearing nothing but that suit, I'd be breaking the law in twenty states. DEAD.

  • @handsanitizer679

    @handsanitizer679

    4 жыл бұрын

    Agreed

  • @ne5152

    @ne5152

    3 жыл бұрын

    He would be dead

  • @grandduchyofwales

    @grandduchyofwales

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's he would

  • @flash98449

    @flash98449

    3 жыл бұрын

    47 states actually

  • @grooselegacy
    @grooselegacy2 жыл бұрын

    “Hazardous En.. Vironment suit- who did that?” “I voted against it” Best joke in the video lmao, this is an absolute classic

  • @Ertyez
    @Ertyez3 жыл бұрын

    Gordon Freeman doesn't need a helmet from radioactive material. The radioactive material needs a helmet from Gordon Freeman!

  • @sweetgherkinz

    @sweetgherkinz

    3 жыл бұрын

    Chuck Norris

  • @yeetmcskeet6872

    @yeetmcskeet6872

    3 жыл бұрын

    Gordon doesn't need to hear this, he's a highly trained professional.

  • @JavaMR

    @JavaMR

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's just brain cancer, you can live with that.

  • @alexc3504

    @alexc3504

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@JavaMR I don't think you can live with that.

  • @roguezero3427

    @roguezero3427

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@JavaMR I mean I guess you could, but you’d mostly have to be extremely lucky I guess

  • @djsyntic
    @djsyntic4 жыл бұрын

    here he's complaining about not having a helmet when Aperture only gives their test subjects boots.

  • @puppy0cam

    @puppy0cam

    4 жыл бұрын

    They are very fancy, and very expensive boots.

  • @FIV7p

    @FIV7p

    4 жыл бұрын

    but those boots, are, in fact, protect everything that can be hit. Turrets are NOT a part of a test.

  • @drmeduimant5066

    @drmeduimant5066

    4 жыл бұрын

    It can also strangely protect their head in case of jumping to a ceil

  • @yourladbrennen3130

    @yourladbrennen3130

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@drmeduimant5066 maybe chell just flips around into the respective direction to brace herself against the impact? probs not technically possible, put looks kinda funny in your head.

  • @haseenabadshah5381

    @haseenabadshah5381

    4 жыл бұрын

    69 likes lmao

  • @KurohyoShinso
    @KurohyoShinso6 жыл бұрын

    BECAUSE IT ATTACKS *YOUR FREAKING HEAD*

  • @claude3608

    @claude3608

    4 жыл бұрын

    Like Barney would say "It's your Pet, the Freaking Headhumper"

  • @Jackomojo

    @Jackomojo

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@claude3608 I thought he always said Head Hopper

  • @Kpiozero
    @Kpiozero9 жыл бұрын

    That HEV suit looks so professionally made, and the head-crab almost looks like CGI. Seriously excellent job there.

  • @DoorMonster

    @DoorMonster

    9 жыл бұрын

    Kpiozero Thanks! Glad our two weeks of work payed off!

  • @Canfsda

    @Canfsda

    7 жыл бұрын

    Damn, you made that in two weeks?

  • @tuckertooley174

    @tuckertooley174

    4 жыл бұрын

    Door Monster the headcrab looks way better than some cgi I’ve seen recently

  • @Metalgearfox2000

    @Metalgearfox2000

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@tuckertooley174 that head crab is actually a plush .it's offcial

  • @ramiams862

    @ramiams862

    Жыл бұрын

    @@DoorMonster more Half-Life content please !

  • @irgendwer3610
    @irgendwer36102 жыл бұрын

    This guy's voice actually fits well Gordon Freeman, and the personality they gave Freeman was a good match too

  • @AliAli-rh9fj
    @AliAli-rh9fj4 жыл бұрын

    *Gordon talks* Me : Wait it's illegal

  • @theauditor1525

    @theauditor1525

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean if he didn't talk In the video it wouldn't make sense

  • @Mroziukz

    @Mroziukz

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@theauditor1525 He doesn't talk in the half life series. Altough it's not really confirmned that Gordon is mute

  • @theauditor1525

    @theauditor1525

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Mroziukz dude I know that I play half life 1

  • @alexpops7241

    @alexpops7241

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Schrabidium Agree. The same goes with gta 3

  • @user-rx6xu6bs8c

    @user-rx6xu6bs8c

    2 жыл бұрын

    Gordon is *probably* talking in games, it's that we (player) can't hear it (Also from technical point, Gordon does "speak" in HL1 - all of recharge stations, med stations and soda machines audiofiles are attached to Gordon)

  • @Orb8Ter
    @Orb8Ter9 жыл бұрын

    How are you going to clean your glasses if your wearing a helmet?

  • @ol1sk

    @ol1sk

    9 жыл бұрын

    Orb8Ter The same way scuba divers, jet pilots, and astronauts do

  • @RedSaint83

    @RedSaint83

    9 жыл бұрын

    ol1sk Wipers, right?

  • @readysetgo4607

    @readysetgo4607

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Orb8Ter or even worse, what if your stomach went wrong...

  • @gabem3593

    @gabem3593

    7 жыл бұрын

    Oh my gosh it's you

  • @Orb8Ter

    @Orb8Ter

    7 жыл бұрын

    Gabe M Oh yeah I remember this one cool stuff, Hello 😀

  • @maxwelljohnson6185
    @maxwelljohnson61857 жыл бұрын

    There is actually a helmet for those HEV suits, though Freeman for some reason does not have one.

  • @blueshit199

    @blueshit199

    7 жыл бұрын

    There are, yes, but tbh, we never see whether he has a helmet or not (no, opposing force doesn't count) After all, he has to see the HUD somehow.

  • @IkeFanBoy64

    @IkeFanBoy64

    7 жыл бұрын

    Maxwell Johnson To be Honest, do you really want to cover up that beard?

  • @maxwelljohnson6185

    @maxwelljohnson6185

    7 жыл бұрын

    IkeFanBoy64 Too true. A glorious beard for a glorious man.

  • @IkeFanBoy64

    @IkeFanBoy64

    7 жыл бұрын

    Maxwell Johnson Or the ponytail Gordon had in the first game, if you played Black Mesa, they mentioned it

  • @ericmotta1

    @ericmotta1

    7 жыл бұрын

    gordon is 2cool4helmets

  • @tomvandalen2212
    @tomvandalen22123 жыл бұрын

    "That's like 90% safe at most." Probably one of your more underrated lines

  • @itsraventm
    @itsraventm3 жыл бұрын

    1:09 you really can't beat this quote

  • @MURFGAMING1228
    @MURFGAMING12288 жыл бұрын

    You know, I'm pretty sure they have a HEV suit with a Helmet.

  • @Pepman256

    @Pepman256

    8 жыл бұрын

    +MURFGAMING1228 You're right, there actually is one. However, you only see it in the final Zen chapters of the game on the dead corpses.

  • @MURFGAMING1228

    @MURFGAMING1228

    8 жыл бұрын

    Pepman I knew there was one. I never got a chance to play HL1 (born too late) and I don't think I'll ever be able to get it to run on my computer, but I know I've seen a model of the HEV suit with a helmet.

  • @Pepman256

    @Pepman256

    8 жыл бұрын

    MURFGAMING1228 I was late to the party too, but picked it up around a year ago on sale for about $2.50. Some of the best 12 hours of gameplay you can get anywhere. It doesn't take a beast of a PC to run either since it was made in '98.

  • @MURFGAMING1228

    @MURFGAMING1228

    8 жыл бұрын

    Pepman It's not that I don't think I'll be able to run it fast enough, I just have Windows 10. I don't think a game from 1998 will run very well on Windows 10.

  • @DoorMonster

    @DoorMonster

    8 жыл бұрын

    +MURFGAMING1228 Look up the independent source mod called "Black Mesa." It's the entire first game rebuilt from the ground up in the Source engine, and it's fantastic. You'll probably enjoy it more than the original version of the game anyway.

  • @PedroNogueiranunes
    @PedroNogueiranunes7 жыл бұрын

    I would approve this guy as Gordon Freeman on a movie. that's exactly how I think freeman would talk if he was dubbed

  • @WootmansayWOOT

    @WootmansayWOOT

    7 жыл бұрын

    Freemans mind is the perfect representation.

  • @franklee2222

    @franklee2222

    7 жыл бұрын

    Pedro Nogueira I personally prefer the Freeman's mind dude

  • @martindoyle1575

    @martindoyle1575

    7 жыл бұрын

    i prefer this one more than ross scott

  • @sting2death2

    @sting2death2

    6 жыл бұрын

    What I am liking is for this freeman (Ethan) to play as Gordon, with Ross Scott (Freeman's Mind) saying out-loud what he's thinking.

  • @davidstrife165

    @davidstrife165

    6 жыл бұрын

    Mix him with the Ross Scott version, and you have Gordon Freeman in a nutshell.

  • @DoktrDub
    @DoktrDub4 жыл бұрын

    As soon as he lifts up the head crab and says “what is this?” Lost it...

  • @arthurpietrogarcia1057
    @arthurpietrogarcia1057 Жыл бұрын

    1:20 yeah the only reason you are number one is because your competitor is Aperture Science.

  • @coffeetext
    @coffeetext7 жыл бұрын

    The Gordon in this video actually makes a good point. We never actually see a helmet on the suit that Gordon wears, yet it seems that he is the only user without one, as the dead Lambda units sent out to Xen are seen wearing HEV Helmets.

  • @MilesPrower1992

    @MilesPrower1992

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its implied that Gordon is wearing a helmet, despite his model not having one

  • @MilesPrower1992

    @MilesPrower1992

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@handeksmet344 really? He had a head on all the promo art I've seen. Although, I havent seen him wearing a helmet.

  • @AndrewTaylorNintyuk

    @AndrewTaylorNintyuk

    4 жыл бұрын

    the head Peace on the original design is a hazmat style hood deployed from the neck vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/half-life/images/d/d1/HEV_scientist_model_old.jpg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/220/height/220?cb=20090806215138&path-prefix=en

  • @generalfeeessh7764

    @generalfeeessh7764

    4 жыл бұрын

    The suit might have an inbuilt helmet that can be switched of and also why on earth would they show in their art a guy with a helmet covering his face

  • @ryanthemostwantedfurry1281

    @ryanthemostwantedfurry1281

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@generalfeeessh7764 thats a good point

  • @kleinthegreat6869
    @kleinthegreat68696 жыл бұрын

    Just so people will know, the suits have a helmet. When going to Xen you can find alot of dead people wearing the suit with a helmet. Why Freemans did not have a helmet i dont really know.

  • @MagicCardboardBox

    @MagicCardboardBox

    3 жыл бұрын

    Can't adjust his glasses

  • @ClassifiedGamez

    @ClassifiedGamez

    3 жыл бұрын

    In game and promo art Gordon dosent wear the helmet but this is just for recognizeability if Gordon were a sensible person like is implied he wears the helmet when needed like when swimming in radioactive material or water or near things that cause radiation and takes it off when he doesn't need it

  • @kaiqueduarte8876

    @kaiqueduarte8876

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's just the model of the suit that doesn't have a helmet. But Freeman does use one. That's why you can see the boot-up sequence and the entire hud

  • @wootboi7603

    @wootboi7603

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kaiqueduarte8876 explain csgo

  • @expressnumber-5049

    @expressnumber-5049

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@wootboi7603 contact lenses 0.o

  • @TimSlee1
    @TimSlee12 жыл бұрын

    0:47 "These suits never had helmets." Me: *Flashbacks to the fallen victims of Xen*

  • @user-pp5oh9ee1k
    @user-pp5oh9ee1k4 жыл бұрын

    The HEV suit does have a helmet, it’s just gordan doesn’t use it for some reason. “The suit also features an optional helmet, as seen on various HEV-enclosed corpses dotted around Xen, mainly at the ruined research camp seen in Blue Shift. Although, when Freeman is spotted in Opposing Force, he enters Xen through the portal without wearing a helmet“ - half life wiki. So it’s actually Gordon freeman who is the idiot.

  • @schwarzerritter5724

    @schwarzerritter5724

    3 жыл бұрын

    Gordon is such a diva, he takes the helmet off every time his picture is taken.

  • @ashtongiertz8728

    @ashtongiertz8728

    3 жыл бұрын

    Maybe his glasses pose a problem when enclosed inside of a helmet where adjusting them is impossible.

  • @lexso28

    @lexso28

    3 жыл бұрын

    We saw a full suit at the beggining of the game, you damn well know that the helmet wasnt there, maybe gordon has an older model or some shit? idk

  • @wibs0n68

    @wibs0n68

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lexso28 Gordon is wearing the latest version (mark IV). Told by the scientist (either hl1 or blue shift or BMS) that the mark III had comfort issues

  • @lexso28

    @lexso28

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@wibs0n68 Well, maybe mark III had a helmet but mark IV doesnt?

  • @JamookLuke
    @JamookLuke7 жыл бұрын

    I just discovered this channel and I'm binge watching the hell outta it. You guys are absolutely hilarious, keep it up!

  • @DoorMonster

    @DoorMonster

    7 жыл бұрын

    Thanks so much! Glad you're enjoying the videos!

  • @ihaveagun22

    @ihaveagun22

    7 жыл бұрын

    same

  • @jamestrotman3238

    @jamestrotman3238

    7 жыл бұрын

    WatermelonMovies im doing the same now xD

  • @pungetello

    @pungetello

    7 жыл бұрын

    so am I!!

  • @Nevturiel

    @Nevturiel

    7 жыл бұрын

    Me too!

  • @Sasquench
    @Sasquench9 жыл бұрын

    The HEV suit and headcrab turned out really well! What did you use for the suit?

  • @DoorMonster

    @DoorMonster

    9 жыл бұрын

    Sasquatch At His Computer It's made out of those puzzle-piece-shaped floor mats you sometimes find in children's play rooms. Heat makes it really easy to mold, so you can bend it into whatever shape you want and basically fuse two pieces together with only hot glue.

  • @pittafterhours

    @pittafterhours

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** Wow.

  • @blarg2429

    @blarg2429

    8 жыл бұрын

    +White Lightning HQ So, to put it in a more over-the-top way, you were clothed in the joy of children? Seems like adequate protection symbolically. Prob'ly not physically, though.

  • @BalthorYT

    @BalthorYT

    7 жыл бұрын

    I really enjoyed Half-Life as a child so I guess that's scarily accurate

  • @KullyKiat

    @KullyKiat

    6 жыл бұрын

    I would assume EVA foam

  • @kesselsauer4441
    @kesselsauer44413 жыл бұрын

    _“If I rode on a motorcycle wearing only that suit, I'd be breaking the law in 20 states.”_

  • @kroneyt1493
    @kroneyt14933 жыл бұрын

    I kept getting this recommended to me and kept ignoring it because I thought that I had seen it before, and I thought I remembered it being bad. No, it's actually amazing.

  • @LordSusaga
    @LordSusaga6 жыл бұрын

    "Oh, hey, Greg, was it?" "No" *Rolls* "My name is Greg!"

  • @ndt_dynamite2247

    @ndt_dynamite2247

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rolled a 20 on persuasion I see, very powerful ability. I once knew a guy who, through various homebrewed buffs, managed to roll a total of 57 on a persuasion check to convince a god that he (the god) didn't exist.

  • @FreiNrg
    @FreiNrg7 жыл бұрын

    No helmet, but I would still rather work for Black Mesa than Aperture Science and its homicidal AI with its false promise of post testing cake. Liked

  • @VORP125

    @VORP125

    7 жыл бұрын

    I would live in Aperture Science :D

  • @thegamingnerdcosplayandstu8150

    @thegamingnerdcosplayandstu8150

    7 жыл бұрын

    FreiNrg just don't screw up at black Mesa and you're good

  • @soupcake3092

    @soupcake3092

    7 жыл бұрын

    Untill they accidentally trigger an alien invasion. (didn't see any head-crabs in portal, just sayin)

  • @cdz3210

    @cdz3210

    6 жыл бұрын

    FreiNrg fuck it, aperture fixtures for me

  • @thatsneakyneenja2595

    @thatsneakyneenja2595

    6 жыл бұрын

    The like is a lie.

  • @JapiCustoms
    @JapiCustoms4 жыл бұрын

    1:41 Men that headcrap looks so Hollywood

  • @locomotivefaox
    @locomotivefaox4 жыл бұрын

    They gave a helmet to everyone else but no him Although the DEVs say he had a helmet, no where in the games or promotional material (including the front covers) display him having one.

  • @wibs0n68

    @wibs0n68

    3 жыл бұрын

    He should wear a helmet, juat don't bother modelling because it's in first person (they had a model for it tho)

  • @2-Way_Intersection

    @2-Way_Intersection

    3 жыл бұрын

    cross and green from decay didnt have em either

  • @soursugar4867

    @soursugar4867

    3 жыл бұрын

    The in-game models also don’t have them either

  • @ironguy366

    @ironguy366

    3 жыл бұрын

    And in In OpFor and BS Gordon only wears glasses that for some reason stay clean and stuck on him

  • @SuperCityscan

    @SuperCityscan

    2 жыл бұрын

    I guess a faceless protagonist wasn't an option, yet. So they made Gordon a face. They also made a thirdperson model because Deathmatch was a thing and they wanted a different model from a generic HEV guy. Op4, Decay and Blueshit all use that model or are slightly modified. At this point they don't really care. The HL1 HEV suit didn't have gloves too, but they were on the first-person model. Also, the promo art has a different design for his glove too. For HL2 they only did promo art. There is no thirdperson model. If we really want to take the games literally, we might as well agree that people who weren't turned into headcrab zombies are actually "immune" to a headcrab jumping on their head, except Alyx but she has grown out of it between the age of 19 and 24. Gordon developed short distance telekinetic powers during that 20 years in statis. Citizens without any body armour can eat bullets and move fine after that. HECU soldiers are so dumb, if they don't see anyone but get shot in the arm, they just take the bullet. HECU soldiers can produce radio sounds and distortions with only their mouths.

  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy9 жыл бұрын

    Baha! I enjoyed this.

  • @achimhanischdorfer3403

    @achimhanischdorfer3403

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** Hi Squire!

  • @Alex-kc3ex

    @Alex-kc3ex

    8 жыл бұрын

    Yes...

  • @MrJeanz-tl6qx

    @MrJeanz-tl6qx

    6 жыл бұрын

    and so did I!!

  • @WSB871

    @WSB871

    6 жыл бұрын

    Squire what are you doing here?

  • @user-cv2bl5th1t

    @user-cv2bl5th1t

    6 жыл бұрын

    Squire

  • @LedoCool1
    @LedoCool17 жыл бұрын

    Actually other HEV suits had helmets and, if I remember right, Gordon has a helmet in his locker right by the HEV suit station. He's just to beardy to wear it.

  • @DatMysticalPyro

    @DatMysticalPyro

    6 жыл бұрын

    Nah Gordon doesn't have one in his locker.

  • @cosmo8860

    @cosmo8860

    6 жыл бұрын

    LedoCool1 gordom has a goate not a beard

  • @fizz8287

    @fizz8287

    4 жыл бұрын

    i played through HL again today and can confirm, no helmet in locker

  • @ORestart
    @ORestart4 жыл бұрын

    Everyone saying the suit actually have a helmet... then how the NPCs recognize Freeman?

  • @RafaelMartins-zh6kf

    @RafaelMartins-zh6kf

    3 жыл бұрын

    "No. No. No.. He got a point"

  • @ashtongiertz8728

    @ashtongiertz8728

    3 жыл бұрын

    Gordon Freeman specifically doesn't wear the helmet because he can't wear his glasses inside the helmet without complications (imagine them slipping off and being unable to adjust them because your face is enclosed in a helmet) and Black Mesa never got around to making a prescription strength visor for him.

  • @RafaelMartins-zh6kf

    @RafaelMartins-zh6kf

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ashtongiertz8728 Black Mesa an facility that can spend around 10.000.000$ per day to make a new revolutionary invention that can change humanity but can't create helment visors for Gordon

  • @literallyglados

    @literallyglados

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@RafaelMartins-zh6kf yes

  • @cackers4752

    @cackers4752

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Arcticlaws True. Valve never gave closure on Collette and Gina from Decay. They were the only other HEV suit wearers.

  • @jeffreyjohnson6584
    @jeffreyjohnson65844 жыл бұрын

    2:15 FREAKING HEAD!!!

  • @Faxanadu_
    @Faxanadu_9 жыл бұрын

    There's always that one major, glaring flaw in video game 'armor'..but oh god this skit was hilarious xD

  • @Kinyek
    @Kinyek7 жыл бұрын

    We should ban crabs.

  • @franklee2222

    @franklee2222

    7 жыл бұрын

    SkyFox and denounce Venice

  • @Supermegamanuel01

    @Supermegamanuel01

    7 жыл бұрын

    Frank Lee And do something abouth Ghandi

  • @boopboop3663

    @boopboop3663

    7 жыл бұрын

    And get whales.

  • @cayde-6452

    @cayde-6452

    5 жыл бұрын

    trump we need to bild a wall aruond the sea to keep crabs out

  • @WalkinStereotype

    @WalkinStereotype

    4 жыл бұрын

    Crabs are people, clams are people. Legit or quit.

  • @RoyalBananaYT
    @RoyalBananaYT3 жыл бұрын

    Half life’s plot be like : 1:14

  • @shitongoogle1132
    @shitongoogle11322 жыл бұрын

    1:25 that fly that landed on Gordon got teleported to Xen

  • @sufficient4834
    @sufficient48347 жыл бұрын

    this is why hl3 never happened

  • @eddiemurffy467

    @eddiemurffy467

    7 жыл бұрын

    What this even have to do with HL3?

  • @sufficient4834

    @sufficient4834

    7 жыл бұрын

    Eddie murffy you will understand in time

  • @RandomguysUsername

    @RandomguysUsername

    7 жыл бұрын

    Eddie murffy HL3 will never happen, because Gordon Freeman died by something attacking his head. #HelmetsAreThereForAReason

  • @mclarenf1gtrlmedition715

    @mclarenf1gtrlmedition715

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @cowtastic141

    @cowtastic141

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who's laughing now?

  • @scp-0497
    @scp-04976 жыл бұрын

    1:50 here you can something say HELP GOD HELP HELP ME

  • @conradflanagan5003
    @conradflanagan50035 жыл бұрын

    1:34 guess he didn't get a 20 on his Charisma check.

  • @bingchilling3914
    @bingchilling39142 жыл бұрын

    6 years later this is still gold.

  • @TheRPGChick
    @TheRPGChick4 жыл бұрын

    So this has existed for four years already and I had no idea... 0_0

  • @obsidianskin9502
    @obsidianskin95029 жыл бұрын

    i love this channel so much

  • @DoorMonster

    @DoorMonster

    9 жыл бұрын

    ObsidianSkin We love you too.

  • @hotdonkey3801

    @hotdonkey3801

    8 жыл бұрын

    That goatie is a nice touch and this is my new favorite channel

  • @vanguardian1368

    @vanguardian1368

    7 жыл бұрын

    ObsidianSkin totally mot gay uh?

  • @Deep_Fried_Water
    @Deep_Fried_WaterАй бұрын

    At this point you're just wearing metallic pyjamas

  • @nicolasloayza9452
    @nicolasloayza94523 жыл бұрын

    Now I understand why valve made him quiet.

  • @FurryGram
    @FurryGram4 жыл бұрын

    It's even funnier if you take into account that the hev-corpses in Xen had helmets

  • @grimshock6983
    @grimshock69834 жыл бұрын

    Hazardous Environment Vehicle Yeah I don’t really get the vehicle part, but it does increase speed

  • @lyokianhitchhiker

    @lyokianhitchhiker

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s like 1 of those newt suits that divers wear.

  • @samsonguy10k

    @samsonguy10k

    2 жыл бұрын

    Considering all the weapons you end up carrying with no loss of movement, it is safe to say it is a powered suit. Which does make it a vehicle.

  • @whirl3690

    @whirl3690

    Жыл бұрын

    I like to imagine that the V stands for vestment

  • @daz211
    @daz2114 жыл бұрын

    0:01 I'm willing to bet that scratched out number is relevant to the series somehow...

  • @INeedAttentionEXE
    @INeedAttentionEXE4 жыл бұрын

    This was such a well written, and well thought out sketch. I don't see this talent enough on KZread.

  • @pittafterhours
    @pittafterhours9 жыл бұрын

    That bushy beard really fits you, Kyle.

  • @jarthur4707
    @jarthur47079 жыл бұрын

    Great video as always guys! These gaming comedy sketches are by far my favorite content you put out.

  • @DoorMonster

    @DoorMonster

    9 жыл бұрын

    Jared Arthur You're in luck - we should have game sketches for the next 3 weeks or so!

  • @jarthur4707

    @jarthur4707

    9 жыл бұрын

    Sweet! :D

  • @noahedlen8053

    @noahedlen8053

    6 жыл бұрын

    After many years in development the third comment was worth the weight

  • @westingtyler2
    @westingtyler24 жыл бұрын

    0:30 not to mention, iirc at the beginning of the game the intercom says "IMMEDIATE OPENINGS available in the areas of Anomalous Materials." Which suggests some people in that section SUDDENLY are gone. probably dead.

  • @Fosteringcat

    @Fosteringcat

    11 ай бұрын

    I believe the immediate openings are because of the scientists that died in xen.

  • @Dantonfall
    @Dantonfall5 ай бұрын

    Expected the hole to be the elevator shaft. Would’ve been perfect for the “Gateway to hell” joke.

  • @MatheusHenrique-gw4yh
    @MatheusHenrique-gw4yh6 жыл бұрын

    that beard is just as real as Hl3

  • @cayde-6452

    @cayde-6452

    5 жыл бұрын

    true dat

  • @cackers4752

    @cackers4752

    3 жыл бұрын

    We should be expecting Half-Life 3 in about 2-3 years. The Source 2 engine has already been developed, so they just need some new models and a new story.

  • @MGSncB

    @MGSncB

    3 жыл бұрын

    The beard is more real, actually.

  • @Ijdtm7

    @Ijdtm7

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kyestar88 half life Alyx is not hl3 but the half life alyx post credits scene has confirmed a new game

  • @NYWallCrawler
    @NYWallCrawler3 жыл бұрын

    "No helmet" Gordon: *got shot in the face* Tis' but a scratch.

  • @Space64
    @Space644 жыл бұрын

    God this video aged amazingly

  • @memedude8303
    @memedude83033 жыл бұрын

    This is why i like the freeman’s mind canon that his helmet is usually always there but some asshat stole it

  • @robracer97
    @robracer979 жыл бұрын

    Gordon talking? Gasp! Nice vid guys!

  • @DoorMonster

    @DoorMonster

    9 жыл бұрын

    Rob Racer Thank you!

  • @joshuaschluter6802
    @joshuaschluter68026 жыл бұрын

    "If I wore that suit on a motorcycle, I'd be breaking the law in 20 states, ..." I believe Gorden actually rides a motorcycle in one of the games in that suit.

  • @SomeDemoMain

    @SomeDemoMain

    3 жыл бұрын

    Vehicles used by Dr. Gordon Freeman Black Mesa Materials Transport Tram (HL1) Airboat (HL2) Scout Car (HL2) Muscle Car (HL2:EP2) Nowhere does Gordon Freeman *EVER* use a motorcycle.

  • @tracey8121

    @tracey8121

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SomeDemoMain Gmod: Anything. Literally anything.

  • @cackers4752

    @cackers4752

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think that Mitchell rode one in Hunt Down The Freeman, but that still isn't Gordon. Plus, Hunt Down The Freeman isn't a real game, just an insult to Half-Life.

  • @Sgt.SharkShock

    @Sgt.SharkShock

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@tracey8121 gmod isn't a half-life game

  • @Sgt.SharkShock

    @Sgt.SharkShock

    2 жыл бұрын

    Believe me or not but gordon's original name in beta was ivan the space biker and he looked like a biker

  • @MrSherbert
    @MrSherbert3 жыл бұрын

    "the suits have never had helmets" tell that to the dead bodies in the borderworld

  • @redstonecircuitoffunmc913
    @redstonecircuitoffunmc9133 жыл бұрын

    the scientist: *gives freeman a H.E.V without an helmet* also freeman: here a headcrab, for revenge

  • @RealBrainbug
    @RealBrainbug6 жыл бұрын

    The acting and timing is on point! VERY WELL DONE!

  • @RealBrainbug

    @RealBrainbug

    6 жыл бұрын

    and writing!

  • @SSGTstealth
    @SSGTstealth8 жыл бұрын

    where did you get the head crab? i want one.

  • @diedbadly

    @diedbadly

    8 жыл бұрын

    +The Collective i think they made it and the HEV suit themselves

  • @tanith117

    @tanith117

    6 жыл бұрын

    Probably on the Planet(?) Xen

  • @Robbie32

    @Robbie32

    4 жыл бұрын

    So there was a time before you got into character XD

  • @thetreedemoknight4827

    @thetreedemoknight4827

    4 жыл бұрын

    take advice from Dr. Isaac Kleiner, he knows.

  • @tylertheultimatebadass87
    @tylertheultimatebadass878 ай бұрын

    Gets even better when you notice the bricks falling from the ceiling of the test chamber

  • @anthonyellis40
    @anthonyellis402 жыл бұрын

    Funny. This showed up in my recommended a couple hours after I watched a video called "Does Gordon Freeman Wear a Helmet?" How fitting. I love it.

  • @RRW359
    @RRW3597 жыл бұрын

    Well at least they aren't intentionally trying to kill him for science like at Aperture.

  • @NathanDarkson984
    @NathanDarkson9848 жыл бұрын

    Half Life 1 in a nutshell

  • @peezleweezley
    @peezleweezley4 ай бұрын

    There is plenty of canon art and dead scientist HEV models in HL1 showing that it does have a helmet.

  • @amaruqlonewolf3350
    @amaruqlonewolf33508 ай бұрын

    Oh my word, 8 years have passed already? I remember seeing this way back and I was just getting into Half-Life.

  • @BOLL7708
    @BOLL77089 жыл бұрын

    The HEV suit did have a helmet, even seen later in the game :P But I guess Freeman just didn't get one... he does have a graphical HUD though...

  • @superfamilyallosauridae6505

    @superfamilyallosauridae6505

    9 жыл бұрын

    Andreas Aronsson They remembered to add a HUD(probably with a contact or his glasses) but forgot to give him or even make a helmet. So much logic that has died to see this joke.

  • @1d10tcannotmakeusername

    @1d10tcannotmakeusername

    4 жыл бұрын

    Could be that the helmet is built-in

  • @johnbagley8211
    @johnbagley82114 жыл бұрын

    Hands down the best thing on youtube ever.

  • @SniperGamingT_TF2
    @SniperGamingT_TF2Ай бұрын

    he is gonna kill that scientist when he finds the hev suits in xen

  • @THEDoctorScientist101
    @THEDoctorScientist1013 жыл бұрын

    I may or may not have accidentally spilled coffee on the HEV Blueprints after we made the first few ones and not have a backup.

  • @UnrelatedAntonym
    @UnrelatedAntonym4 жыл бұрын

    BMRF: "We know how to use safety equipment." OSHA: *laughter*

  • @XZenon
    @XZenon7 жыл бұрын

    Cave Johnson: "Ha!"

  • @alexdietrich7975
    @alexdietrich79758 ай бұрын

    Imagine he gets to the end of the game and sees all those scientists in xen with helmets..

  • @stupakoopa_3987
    @stupakoopa_3987 Жыл бұрын

    "If I rode a motorcycle wearing that I'd be breaking the law in 20 states"

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266.4 жыл бұрын

    Can i just point out the magnificence of Gordon’s beard?

  • @SirMethos
    @SirMethos3 жыл бұрын

    The ending cracks me up, every single time ^^

  • @SteigerHSV
    @SteigerHSV8 ай бұрын

    8 years later and it is still gold

  • @daonebest3001
    @daonebest30012 жыл бұрын

    I always liked the idea that the helmet broke of during whatever impact knocked him unconscious during the resonance cascade

  • @jeffreyjohnson6584
    @jeffreyjohnson65844 жыл бұрын

    Turn On Subtitles And Go To "2:00"

  • @kingkaza
    @kingkaza4 жыл бұрын

    If i remember he dose have a helmet depending which model your looking at

  • @captainbackflash
    @captainbackflash4 жыл бұрын

    Just found this. Its four years old, but still gold!

  • @beeman9229
    @beeman9229Ай бұрын

    His jawline is strong enough to stop attacks aimed at the head.

  • @tnonname828
    @tnonname8284 жыл бұрын

    They do have helmets, that’s why head crabs don’t attach and others with suits have helmets when you see their dead corpses

  • @Batkenpre

    @Batkenpre

    4 жыл бұрын

    Head crabs can still attach to your head like the combine and Barneys

  • @tnonname828

    @tnonname828

    4 жыл бұрын

    Batken pre 52 52 probably could be summed up by the quality of hardware.

  • @Batkenpre

    @Batkenpre

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@tnonname828 well I get that but they still can the combines outfits are much better and the carbs can still take control like the gas mask marines they actually just eat the helmet off similar to face hugger's

  • @Batkenpre

    @Batkenpre

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@tnonname828 but I do get your point I honestly just like how cool the helmets look

  • @isekaiexpress9450
    @isekaiexpress94504 жыл бұрын

    The combination of Badass Beard with Glasses has the same properties as the HEV helmet. Let it be the thousanth comment.

  • @PashaGamingYT
    @PashaGamingYT2 жыл бұрын

    Wow SFMs look a lot better than I remember

  • @Me-wx1mt
    @Me-wx1mt Жыл бұрын

    I can’t believe you really got Bryan Cranston for this video

  • @hackprogIT
    @hackprogIT9 жыл бұрын

    This channel doesnt get enough attetion only 1 thousands viewers? Gotta loop this video :)

  • @obsuser3410
    @obsuser34103 жыл бұрын

    This video itself is a bruh moment

  • @auditor5715
    @auditor57153 жыл бұрын

    I like how that HEADcrab screams at the end

  • @dovel1000
    @dovel10004 жыл бұрын

    I love this bit! I come back every month or so to watch it.

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