The ending sequence was the best part of the entire experience 14:50 Edit: Forgot to credit Vinesauce and their subreddit for the mod and for doing this before us Get the mod here: drive.google.com/file/d/0B5lBIm8N-g23SzRHVUVPMDFlS2s/view

@luissantiago5163

4 жыл бұрын

Pure chaos. I love it

@adman4t

4 жыл бұрын

Couldn't have put it better myself.

@jaykore3589

4 жыл бұрын

How did you host your own synergy server?

@Apollo_Vanron

4 жыл бұрын

Doctor Breen is a synth!

@samuelplaysvideogames4718

4 жыл бұрын

Vinesauce is noise

"The right line in the wrong place can make the funniest difference"

@antoinettefoster864

4 жыл бұрын

15:37 words have never been truer

@prickliestcactus

4 жыл бұрын

So speak up, Mr. Freeman. Speak up, and hear the laughs...

@invalid_user_handle

3 жыл бұрын

"... in the world."

@denverbeek

3 жыл бұрын

Intercede.

@noaha6720

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

So this is what happens when you drink Dr. Breen’s Private reserve.

@itwontcomeout5678

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t even remember how I got here!

@llionelcastro7836

4 жыл бұрын

@@itwontcomeout5678 mkjjk juin kifkdsks

@kseniyazarubina5484

4 жыл бұрын

Or a regular tap water

@liker-qd4fz

4 жыл бұрын

@@kseniyazarubina5484 or kleiner soda

@Excaliburumbra801

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah , you forgot about what is what and dont even remember how do you get in an Texture Helll

17:35 Half Life: Alyx spoilers

@Ghatos

4 жыл бұрын

you saying that spoiled me >:c

@Cscuile

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ghatos Stay away from Half Life in general if you don't want Alyx spoilers.

@Ghatos

4 жыл бұрын

@@Cscuile yeah, I will

@Cscuile

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ghatos What I did to prevent any HL:A spoilers for around 4 months is to get a plugin that blocks anything with the related terms. Go get it, and I'm warning you DON'T GET SPOILED! This game was lifechanging for me, nothing compares. Not the Witcher 3, Not Minecraft, Not any movie, not any TV show. It is the best form of media. Experience it on your own going blind. And don't come back to this message.

@redforest9269

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cscuile What plugin? Tell me or I will hug you.

Cant believe gman steals alyx in the end

@vladislav109

3 жыл бұрын

YES MY CHILDREN IT IS I

@zacharywiggins9660

3 жыл бұрын

look Gordon, hearts. You can use these to get more attention.

@ykosnai8983

3 жыл бұрын

This aged like wine

@RadionessYouTube

3 жыл бұрын

Reload a crowbar.

@sunburnteggandstuff

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes the reload man is here

15:04 I like how this implies Breen isn't actually sure if he got Gordon or if it's some other guy, so he looks at Eli for confirmation

Gman: “YES CHILDREN IT IS I!”

@justinsfabulouschannelforf9735

4 жыл бұрын

Ace_ofchaos BLING BLING BOY

@nodrognameerf

4 жыл бұрын

Gman: It's my girl!

@pablostufff

4 жыл бұрын

"Couldn't have said it better myself."

@MidnightWanderer00

3 жыл бұрын

"That's my girl..."

@waliddreemurr340

3 жыл бұрын

it's actually "Yes, my children, it is i!"

The CP unit at 4:06 unlocked the golden skin after beating 100 civilians

@BallonEEE.

2 жыл бұрын

The combines choice to make the uniform gold was very reasonable, the civilians are impressed and mesmerised by the shiny gold, and therefore will have less time to commit crimes

@PieroMinayaRojas

Жыл бұрын

gotta grind for those skins

@4NON.BUNN1

Жыл бұрын

If I Ever Get My Hands On Doctor Breen

@Comboowo

Жыл бұрын

If Barney hadn't been behind on his beating quota, then he, too could unlock the Golden Skin.

@alexbowlin7044

8 ай бұрын

@@Comboowo he did

13:09 "Take care of yourself" *Nuclear fistbump*

@4NON.BUNN1

Жыл бұрын

If I Ever Get My Hands On Doctor Breen

@dachemistofx1667

5 ай бұрын

“Alyx you just blew up Arkansas”

@ceu160193

Күн бұрын

@@dachemistofx1667 That's oddly specific.

He turned himself into a brick, funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

@Cinderfella_Productions

4 жыл бұрын

𝙄𝙈 𝘽𝙍𝙄𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙇 𝙍𝙄𝘾𝙆

@Journey_Awaits

4 жыл бұрын

IM RICKLE BRIIIIICK

@RaposaCadela

4 жыл бұрын

Brick and Morty

@GruntyGame

4 жыл бұрын

@@RaposaCadela Brick and Mortar

@trashrabbit69

4 жыл бұрын

*TAKE A LOOK AT THIS GORDON*

15:13 mossman making zombie sounds is literally one of the most hilarious things i've ever seen today.

@DEAD_ACCOUNT0000

3 жыл бұрын

WOW GORDON FREEMAN AND ABOUT TIME TOO!

@tabushka292

3 жыл бұрын

ID GET INTO THE BASEMENT IF I WERE YOU

@tuomasgaming4210

2 жыл бұрын

Well, Gordon Freeman! And about time too!

@squishybrick

2 жыл бұрын

Speak english

@cletusmandeletusman2328

Жыл бұрын

*six*

“That’s my girl.” G-man 2020

@whorebagsss

4 жыл бұрын

It's his grill.

@simpolomeo

4 жыл бұрын

Half Life:Alyx ending in nutshell

11:22 I guess he got his hands on Dr. Breen.

@4NON.BUNN1

Жыл бұрын

If I Ever Get My Hands On Doctor Breen

@TheCascadeKing

7 ай бұрын

If I ever get my hands on Dr. Breen

@skyplayz201

6 ай бұрын

fI I revE teG yM sdnaH nO rotcoD neerB

*IF I EVER GET MY HANDS ON DOCTOR BREEN*

@atomictraveller

4 жыл бұрын

don't mess with doctor breen he's not one for sympathy teh doctor jeers and fades away now this is teh price that you must pay

@francyssscarlett1757

4 жыл бұрын

Can that be an actual song please?

@atomictraveller

4 жыл бұрын

@@francyssscarlett1757 kzread.info/dash/bejne/mJdntpqAlKycnNo.html

@vroomkaboom108

3 ай бұрын

​@@francyssscarlett1757 AND IT IS!

15:36 ..."Speak English" The most sensible comment I've heard throughout this entire video.

@MisterJohnDoe

3 жыл бұрын

4:31 Shut it down! Shut it down!

15:12 Wallace Breen: talking about how it is Gordan Freeman, and about time too. Judith Mossman: *screaming in agony* Alyx Vance: "Speak English!"

@noahfessenden6478

4 жыл бұрын

"I don't dream anymore."

@Infinite_Archive

4 жыл бұрын

"Well, Gordon Freeman! And about time, too! ˢᶦˣ."

@Dishlawyer12

Жыл бұрын

I would get in the basement if I were you, I would get in the basement if I were you.

@4NON.BUNN1

Жыл бұрын

If I Ever Get My Hands On Doctor Breen

@andrewche4066

10 ай бұрын

Breen is talking about t h a t c a t

17:08, if that explosion had a face texture, that would have been it for me

@wall-knight2830

Жыл бұрын

That would have actually killed me

the NPC is self aware at 4:31 and wants you to shut down the game because it can’t live in this hellscape

*gman pops into existence* YES MY CHILDREN IT IS I

@JadeyJ4d3y

4 жыл бұрын

That's my girl

@cathacker13

4 жыл бұрын

@@JadeyJ4d3y >my children > that's my girl _oh no_

@Fenrize

4 жыл бұрын

@@cathacker13 *JapaneseBushBaby flashbacks* Oh no

@cathacker13

4 жыл бұрын

@@Fenrize Do you like xentai?

@Fenrize

4 жыл бұрын

@@cathacker13 Xentai me daddy

15:43 Whenever X Æ A-12 gets mad

17:12 *G-man going down stairs and falling on a headcrab* "Yes my children it's I!"

@rileyrobin2

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA, great visual!

@MisterJohnDoe

3 жыл бұрын

More like going through pots and pans and something falls on a headcrab

@wta1518

3 жыл бұрын

Couldn't have put it better myself

@pauliussimkus190

2 жыл бұрын

g-man falls down stairs, and enters a large waste chamber where Breen lives

@nuxx1876

2 жыл бұрын

nah he stepped on a manhack

Gman in HL: Alyx be like 17:35

@llionelcastro7836

4 жыл бұрын

N

@llionelcastro7836

4 жыл бұрын

M0

@kaisatous8996

3 жыл бұрын

@@llionelcastro7836 did you have a stroke

16:14, then "The right line in the wrong place." That ending was fantastic. It's been a while since I'd laughed at a video like that. Thank you.

Wow, I can't believe Gordon still had all the right lines!

@dysfunktional6537

2 жыл бұрын

@@trueiswrong im impressed that noone took this joke seriously. Good job humanity :)

@boraberkil7038

2 жыл бұрын

@@trueiswrong amogus

@someguy1894

2 жыл бұрын

@@trueiswrong amogus

@4NON.BUNN1

Жыл бұрын

If I Ever Get My Hands On Doctor Breen

I'd like to see this randomizer run on Hunt Down the Freeman. It might retroactively elevate it to the level of surreal art masterpiece.

@DeadwaterGaming

4 жыл бұрын

Be careful what you wish for. You might've just doomed this entire fanbase.

@starschwar

4 жыл бұрын

@@DeadwaterGaming I am prepared for unforeseen consequences.

@TheKillerQQQQQQQQQQ

4 жыл бұрын

@@DeadwaterGaming I second this persons thought.

@annica321

4 жыл бұрын

That would actually make me interested in getting to the end just on the off chance i can get to the last line and hear "My mother is DEAD?!"

@tabushka292

3 жыл бұрын

That would be a.... considerable nudge.

11:04 sick beats

How the world turns into a big room at 17:11 make it look like the whole game was in some kind of holo deck and that Gman comes in, turns it off and tells you that your time in it is up.

@DeadwaterGaming

4 жыл бұрын

Gordon Freeman is just some bratty kid in a VR arcade and G-Man is his father telling him it's time to leave.

4:36 That poster is facing full-life consequences.

What are the odds that kleiner actually says "well, gordon freeman" in a randomizer with hundreds of different sounds

@gerbiljohnson8190

4 жыл бұрын

@Maximal's Personal Profile what kind of math did you just invent

@thepotatoof4219

4 жыл бұрын

My real name is Bubby

@necvox743

4 жыл бұрын

What are the odds that G-Man literally says that right next to the end : 17:35 and also Alyx saying that because what he was saying was making no sense lol : 15:37

@gerbiljohnson8190

4 жыл бұрын

@Maximal's Personal Profile I dont know how you got to the 63%, plugging in 65 for n gives you like 1.5x10^-118 not 0.63

@wozahh

4 жыл бұрын

@@thepotatoof4219 never would have guessed or cared to, thanks for the information though.

"Take care of your self out there" *Nukes the radio with her fist*

"Guys the floor is birds" Alyx in the distance: "good catch"

@Mordecai02

7 ай бұрын

Alyx being encouraging as always :) even in the face of all this craziness

Oh god, uh... *SECTOR IS NOT SECURED.*

@Ribbons0121R121

4 жыл бұрын

*BREK OUT BREAK OUT BREAK OUT.*

@robojunkie7169

4 жыл бұрын

Requesting Skyshield

@justastrider3252

4 жыл бұрын

Overwatch confirm visual contact

@itwontcomeout5678

4 жыл бұрын

@Mr. Strider *VISCON, VISCON.*

@JoMiMi_h

4 жыл бұрын

Timestamp

"I'd go in the basement if i were you!" -The kidnapper luring me into the basement.

Hl2 end: As the traffic sign potato explosion slows, a rattling sounds throughout the upper floor of the citadel. A wet squishing plays as Gman appears on scene. ""Hello my children it is I"

@sarsath7481

2 жыл бұрын

Couldn’t have put it better myself.

@Dishlawyer12

Жыл бұрын

@@sarsath7481 it’s my girl

Look gordon, Ropez...We can use them to *GET OUR HANDS ON DOCTOR BREEN*

7:28 Ironically that's the face of one of Eli Vances predecessors, Captain Vance, leader of the Combine Conscripts from the Air Exchange Era (2001 - 2003) version of HL2.

@libertycitysfinest219

Жыл бұрын

True

@oxotniknaoleney

Жыл бұрын

ITS FROM THE HL2 BETAH!!

@racer927

Жыл бұрын

"Gordon, that dropship is coming right for us! UAAAAAAUUUUURGH!!!"

15:35 the video should have just ended here. This is hands down the most perfect conclusion to all this insanity possible.

@Sharicite

4 жыл бұрын

Are you telling me g-man saying "that's my girl" isn't a suitable ending?

@LMAW3769

4 жыл бұрын

Thats my girl was awesome

@Dishlawyer12

Жыл бұрын

@@Sharicite “could of said it better myself”

@4NON.BUNN1

Жыл бұрын

If I Ever Get My Hands On Doctor Breen

10:49 Dr breen the musical

"Poor laszlo. The finest mind of his generation." I heard it like a hundred times through the gameplay

@Volkswagen_will

Жыл бұрын

*_In ravenholm you do well- In raven- in ravenholm_*

@4NON.BUNN1

Жыл бұрын

If I Ever Get My Hands On Doctor Breen

Therepist: "Mr. Cleen isn't real, he can't hurt you" Mr. Cleen: 1:56

Can I download this? I want to open a game and hear someone shout "COME", would surely spice up my life

@imnolo6254

4 жыл бұрын

Its called Source randomizer

@Mr_Lesbian

4 жыл бұрын

@@imnolo6254 yeah I saw after commenting this that it was in the description. I obviously didn't read it carefully enough

@wozahh

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mr_Lesbian bro its a rare chance, this randomizes EVERY asset so you prob would hear "COME" later

@Mr_Lesbian

4 жыл бұрын

@@wozahh shame, but it's still hilarious

@Excaliburumbra801

3 жыл бұрын

"CUUM" - Father gregory -

15:37 "speak English" LITTERALY THE MOST TRUE THING TO SAY IN THE ENTIRE VIDEO

@hexostatus4658

10 ай бұрын

Out of all the nonsensical mess.

0:33 Intercede *COME*

@Infinite_Archive

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry to be that guy, but it's "intercede".

@pablogalbraith

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know why but this comment cracked me up so badly

@wta1518

3 жыл бұрын

Newspaper eyeball?

@Silver_Swan_MK2

2 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Valveiscool.

3 ай бұрын

*CUM* - Father G Man

I want "If i get my hands on Dr. Breen" full version.

17:20-17:40 was absolutely perfect I can’t believe it

0:11 ''Rise and shine, Mr FFFF. FFFFF.''

@Valveiscool.

4 ай бұрын

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMAN

8:05 I wish my crowbar cheered me on when I swung it

9:25 >green screening from within a video game fucking majestic.

12:27 That SMG wouldnt be out of place as a skin in CSGO and its sweet.

@noisyash4234

4 жыл бұрын

Same with the shotgun

_The right line in the wrong place can make the funniest joke in the world.. So, Wake up, Gordon Freeman, and about time too!_

1:30 Outrageous, that's male_06. Disliked, unsubscribed, reported, copyright striked

@SpiffoGaming

3 жыл бұрын

You did the right thing

@BiddaMeanwater

Жыл бұрын

not all heroes wear capes

3:25 I REJECT MY HUMANITY, GORDON!!!

17:35 HL:Alyx spoiler

8:00 I mean, I know Nuclear Mission Jam is in the HL2 sound files, but I think it's funny how it was chosen when Cicero gets the crowbar. I mean Gordon.

@apchistuz

Жыл бұрын

you mean its working? for real this ti-

@helagrow

Жыл бұрын

@@apchistuz *shoots grenade*

1:38 that a living tombstone!

That ending sequence was pretty much LSD dream emulator remastered.

@lilgreenslimecat

2 жыл бұрын

I'd say the entire mod was like that

“If I ever get my hands on Doctor Breen” has gotta be my new favorite song

5:54 That has to be the sexiest wall I've ever seen

@justastrider3252

4 жыл бұрын

d

@dooter4941

4 жыл бұрын

d

@linaj4554

4 жыл бұрын

d

@d9zirable

4 жыл бұрын

d

@auticrat

4 жыл бұрын

d? d!

Source is like my second home. Even randomized, it still feels familiar.

I think this may be my favorite deadwater video ever. Just a few moments already form my opinion. The "if I ever get my hands on dr breen" rondevo, the buildings flying out of the citadel, Kleiner angrily saying "You have your mother's eyes" to Barney in the interrogation holding area, all the Gman scenes, the movie with the green screen, the citizen yelling at you "Shut it down, shut it down!"

plot twist: alyx is the g-man's daughter

How is literally everything the gman says comic gold

@rokcris7313

4 жыл бұрын

*C O M E*

@ptolemaic3238

2 жыл бұрын

"that's my girl"

@fwoomp666

Жыл бұрын

Yes my children it is i

@Natalie-qm3ys

Жыл бұрын

Even the non-dialogue sounds fit like a glove.

Mossman: *Walks into frame* Mossman: *Agonized screams*

- Slip into your suit now. - Haha, I got one :D

If i ever get my hands on Dr. Breen, If i ever get my hands on Dr. Breen, I would get into the basement if i were you.

17:03 She was going to mention *that cat* before being cut off by an explosion.

6:57 So, apparently it randomizes pitch within the Source engine. Oh noooo...

i love how the human face textures are always plastered in the worst possible places

10:54 that hellscape tho.

@itwontcomeout5678

4 жыл бұрын

Blood splatter sky and nuclear apocalypse cityscape lol

I have never been tempted to draw so much "fan art" in my entire life. This is a horrific nightmare fuel that keeps on giving.

when she spoke like a zombie i nearly died XD

@itwontcomeout5678

4 жыл бұрын

I hope some NPC just starts making Strider sounds xD

Dr. Breen: "I'm not a betting man, but the odds are not good." Dr. Mossman: *Chewbacca mating call*

11:27 he finally got his hands on Dr. Breen

At 13:08, I imagined the scene as Alyx putting in the self-destruct code of the base.

Valve:creates engine of the future with realistic graphics, that impresses people until now Modders:

@itscorvid358

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly it still impresses people when they realize that the game is from 2004

13:57 I turned myself into a brickle bricky! IM BRICKLE BRIIIIICK!!!

I love how at the end Gman says "It's my girl" and we know what happens at the end of Half Life: Alyx

14:59 Well Gordon Freeman, and about time to! ... ... ... *_SIX_*

@cynotoggle

3 жыл бұрын

Wrong timestamp

7:42 funny enough that citizen face texture has the name Vance in the files.

@racer927

6 ай бұрын

"Gordon, that dropship's coming right for us! UUAAARRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!"

Somehow G-Man’s randomized lines at the end actually make more sense than the original.

Okay, so that galaxy synthwave club guarded by the solid gold metro cops was legitimately amazing.

It is now officially canon that Alyx is G-man's daughter.

@davefilmsproduction3439

2 жыл бұрын

The (anti-jellybean) skeleton has appeared

@Jekesma

2 жыл бұрын

t h a t ‘ s m y g i r l .

@Knapperoni

7 ай бұрын

Both Gordon and Alyx are his children apparently

@generaltobias3777

7 ай бұрын

@@Knapperoni ayo wait then Gordon and Alyx getting a little too close..

@kaysrandomchannel4618

5 ай бұрын

​@@generaltobias3777AYO WHAT

Alyx saying “Speak English” was such a good line for this, it honestly felt like it was planned beforehand

“If I ever get my hands on Dr. Breen” *TOP TEN RAPPERS EMINEM WAS TOO AFRAID TO DISS*

I haven't cried so much of laughter in so long holy

6:47 **AUTOTUNED GASP**

tbh that blue vort design was just straight up really nice

@handlenottaken

11 ай бұрын

time stamp????

@IamNukem

11 ай бұрын

​@@handlenottaken9:25

@handlenottaken

11 ай бұрын

@@IamNukem THX

@IamNukem

11 ай бұрын

@@handlenottaken Don't have to thank me.

Eli seriously turned himself into Captain Vance from the beta

2:01 this dude was ready for quarantine

13:10 “Take care of yourself.” (Kaboom) That’s gave me a strange halo reach vibe for some reason

"In the future, comedy will be randomly generated!"

@pyraffin

3 жыл бұрын

This shit better than anything on tv now so I fully embrace our randomised overlords. The future is now, old man.

"Look Gordon! Stolen Jokes!" fucking killed me lmfao

W E L L, *G O R D A N F R E E M A N*

7:29 Did Eli just become Capt. Vance?

Imagine you're in the Matrix. A software update goes wrong and reality suddenly becomes THIS.

"Alright cool,what on earth am I looking at?" XD ((0:27))

I lost it when the guitar stated palying.

@hekkn

4 жыл бұрын

Paly

9:31 DISCORD VORTIGAUNT

at the beginning when that dude nailed the GMan impersonation I thought the game was glitching out and playing without you entering. Damn he sounds like the real thing!

Gman: *appears* Gman: “yes my children it is I”