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OUT NOW ON SPOTIFY 🟢 - Haaland Disstrack 👇 ditto.fm/haaland-diss-track
@sharoncurtis8734
Жыл бұрын
Ok
@loyamars4344
Жыл бұрын
OKAY
@arkadigamer
Жыл бұрын
Its amazing!
@arkadigamer
Жыл бұрын
We need more songs like it!
@anonymous-NOTENDEDCONNECTION57
Жыл бұрын
Nicee
This wasn’t a haaland diss track, this was the whole bloody city team diss track
@urszulamajchrzyk6517
Жыл бұрын
97likes no comments let me fix that
@urszulamajchrzyk6517
Жыл бұрын
Your right
@Joel0510
Жыл бұрын
hoow?
@Joel0510
Жыл бұрын
oh wait i see now
@Rayyaneditzo
Жыл бұрын
@@urszulamajchrzyk6517 men shut the goofy ah LEMME FIX THAT BRO
Bro has a personal beef with Pep Guardiola 💀
@sukuna1233p0
Жыл бұрын
ye😂😂
@gabthegoofy
Жыл бұрын
ikr
@blessingikuesan2900
Жыл бұрын
Bro he's harsh on pep 😂😂😂😂😂
@bensongithinji8670
Жыл бұрын
Shame fool
@KingToki1
Жыл бұрын
Innit
Anyone 2024 👇🏾 Thx for 73 likes ☺️
@Asgerthegamer
Ай бұрын
ME
@EditingNoobs
Ай бұрын
ME
@eulandafrazer8270
Ай бұрын
Me
@jiwarbarakaty9161
24 күн бұрын
Me
@RaphRaph-xy9ot
18 күн бұрын
Yeah
I could hear that slap and scream from outer space😂 that was personal😂
“DE BRUYNE IS YOUR SIDE THING”💀 “Got me rolling on the floor ngl”😂
@sTaTiC_FiEnD
6 ай бұрын
I’d be de bruynes side thing any day 🤭 and guess what I’m a guy😮✨gasp✨
@MarketingProdigy1trw
5 ай бұрын
@@sTaTiC_FiEnD*gay
@user-gerardo7
5 ай бұрын
@@sTaTiC_FiEnD😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 never guessed that
@supernovaismad
5 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@Adel_Bloxo99
5 ай бұрын
@@sTaTiC_FiEnD HELL NAW💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
The goats finally back ❤ Edit:Thanks for the likes
@hoaxii4138
Жыл бұрын
Yea
@BreezeOnFN
Жыл бұрын
Yep gotta love zdotz
@DigitalSensei739
Жыл бұрын
Back with a banger
@dominikmrkva8375
Жыл бұрын
Haaland is the goat
@ghosty8346
Жыл бұрын
@@dominikmrkva8375 who lied to u
Who’s watching this in 2024
@user-ni8pj6pd6x
2 ай бұрын
Me
@qxndy
2 ай бұрын
yee
@xQvezkx
2 ай бұрын
Me
@SpeedyCr7Suieeey
2 ай бұрын
yes sireer
@stephenblahuta4044
2 ай бұрын
Me
As a city fan this song was still 🔥🔥
@BillPhillips-vd2nu
18 күн бұрын
I am city fan too😊💙
@ROBLOX_MYTHIC_FANYT
16 сағат бұрын
City the goat
Who actually likes Haaland 👇🏻
@AAAryan10
7 ай бұрын
Just you🤡🤡
@LimeS3003
7 ай бұрын
me
@khadijagoumairi3579
7 ай бұрын
Me
@StheXcious
7 ай бұрын
That was just a Funny clip but okay
@tigertylan1133
7 ай бұрын
@@StheXciousik
People who support city 👇
@Lemons816
2 ай бұрын
Me i am such a supporter but be fr is Manchester red
@RileyMurray-ot4rp
2 ай бұрын
True
@LifestealIII
2 ай бұрын
bro stop begging for likes
@Lemons816
2 ай бұрын
@@LifestealIII me
@kathryncan9722
2 ай бұрын
I support mancity
"Your manager looks like a egg" got me rolling on the floor😂
@matthewcunningham7634
Ай бұрын
No it hasn’t
@user-ue2km9ue8f
Ай бұрын
@@matthewcunningham7634 yes it did.
The violations or crazy had me dying on the floor 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
“ De Bruyne is your side thing” 😭💀
@ErlingHaaland-ne1sk
10 ай бұрын
Ikr
@abdiomar179
9 ай бұрын
😂😂
@Dino_Playz363
9 ай бұрын
Wrong side ting 😂
@user-wc8lt5xt1d
9 ай бұрын
I think Hallandale attorney too good for you 👨🏿⚖️
@Gustine22
9 ай бұрын
Kick
👇press if you think halland should not leave city
@SamooGamingRL123
3 күн бұрын
Like beggars when they get no likes
@AdrianMunoriarwa
Күн бұрын
@@SamooGamingRL123 that’s why you ‘ve got 3 subscribers 🤣🤣 and I have 10
" why are your goals ao dead" got me shook😂😂😂😂
“head still bolding” bru that got me dead 😂😂😂😂
@Ronaldo14-nr5bs
7 ай бұрын
Nice
@Eggs4ever164
7 ай бұрын
no offense but that ain’T funny
@Monsteranime...
7 ай бұрын
@@Eggs4ever164 but one thing is funny that's your life
@Eggs4ever164
7 ай бұрын
@@Monsteranime... not even funny tho
@Monsteranime...
7 ай бұрын
@@Eggs4ever164 ik the only funny thing is your life that doesn't exist
Imagine Haaland just going through shorts and watches this😂😂
@robinswindin2901
Жыл бұрын
That wouldn’t end well
@SoccerKeeps
Жыл бұрын
He would laugh or just skip
@djdidster4540
Жыл бұрын
Haha
@King_Ali_1Realtdontknow
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@Queendoggy-wp1sv
Жыл бұрын
❤ Man City
Bro roasted my football team in less than 60 seconds 💀
@BMWSHAFT
2 ай бұрын
Man city has fans?
@Marleythepro11
2 ай бұрын
@@BMWSHAFT yes they do actually,
@SimemukeleMabila
2 ай бұрын
Thats what you get for being a City fan
@BMWSHAFT
2 ай бұрын
man city has no history until 2010 before that date man city was as relavent as schalke 04 these days your manager pays the refs need i say anymore?
Haaland really loves scoring honestly
Pep, Haaland, and De Bruyne watching this 💀💀
@Dav43dlg
4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@seancoulter6647
4 ай бұрын
I now it is so funyy
@FrexTheCanaryKingjs6rt8
4 ай бұрын
dead emoji
@ImranKhan-fs7kn
3 ай бұрын
You do not have a prem and a ucl
@harleyrhys15
3 ай бұрын
Ik
the "your manger looks like a egg" felt personal
@Itzandy-wt4es
9 ай бұрын
eyy
@C-17hasspawnedfromslovenia
8 ай бұрын
Yeah
@animekiller5
8 ай бұрын
Direct me to go sense and it wasn't even good
@Boys.till.death7
8 ай бұрын
😂
@ZachDoesEdits
8 ай бұрын
Nah but my brother is tho
As a spurs and inter Milan fan I will play this on repeat
@HexEditsYT
Ай бұрын
Are you a fellow Italian 🇮🇹🇮🇹?
Bro when I heard "De Bruyne Is your side thing" I laughed so hard😂😂😂
He doesnt need an oscar The oscar needs him Yes i liked my own comment
@liverpoolfan9242
Жыл бұрын
lol
@user-lj5ky1sp5d
11 ай бұрын
I liked your coment
@pratyushdhawan8001
11 ай бұрын
He is not Zlatan
@lockerfizzy
11 ай бұрын
bro Oscar is for acting idiot you just want likes
@red__devilz......
11 ай бұрын
bro, who doesn't like there own comment?
“Your manager looks like an egg” got me fr 💀💀💀
@orhanozel2968
11 ай бұрын
He looks like an egg fr😂
@thegalaxy22
11 ай бұрын
Facts
@uzi4441
11 ай бұрын
Just as that part came I read this
@Hrhdjeidjfjdk
11 ай бұрын
Innit tho 😂😂
@agaagaax4710
11 ай бұрын
🍔🍔🐖🐷🚹
"Your manager looks like an egg" Lmaooo I died 😂😂
"your manager looks like a egg" got me laughing to death 😂😂😂😂😂
Bro needs a raise to roast more teams 💀
@ilememmanuel913
Жыл бұрын
PSG
@mark.6639
Жыл бұрын
Yes
@ColdPalmer-200
Жыл бұрын
@@ilememmanuel913y tho?
@masonrowbotham5856
Жыл бұрын
Iiveapool
@masonrowbotham5856
Жыл бұрын
do liveapool next
Bro got violated when his manager heard he turned fully bold
When he says your manager looks like an egg made me cracking
So true my bro is the new Haaland with a big forehead 😂😂😂
i can’t stop listening to this😭
@Mckfoidultimatementalwwe
7 ай бұрын
Same
@user-xg9eu5or3f
7 ай бұрын
frrrr i cant stop listening to it
@hassnabouzaga605
7 ай бұрын
Fr
@patelmihir8222
7 ай бұрын
So stop listening to this
@theamazinggoats6333
16 күн бұрын
Same
This aged better than my dad getting milk💀
@Duerdeilig
5 ай бұрын
YES!
Holland vs Ronaldo 👇
@abdulhaadi2994
5 күн бұрын
CR7 solos Holland is pretty good as well
You know whats so depressing is this song was so popular that i still remember the lyrics
The manager looks like an egg got me😂😂😂😂😂
@krzysztofjackiewicz7147
10 ай бұрын
You egg
@supremeshadow55
10 ай бұрын
He looks more like my brown eggs💀
@ahmednoush13
10 ай бұрын
@@krzysztofjackiewicz7147 why u roasting !
@user-rr8xf5fb7f
10 ай бұрын
Don’t roast pep roast your mama
This guy should have his own spotify playlist these songs are cold
@eddiejohnson9556
Жыл бұрын
😢
@kingplatform2255
Жыл бұрын
The Benzema one was peak
@AdmiralMayo
Жыл бұрын
It isnt
@blessingikuesan2900
Жыл бұрын
This rap
@chelseafan_1zeeshkabab933
Жыл бұрын
Same
Bro got some beef with pep😂 💀
Iam a city fans and this is world class 😂
"ur manager looks like an egg" DAMMM that was cold🥶🥶 Edit:tysm for the likes🤯
@HyprX_Ultra
Жыл бұрын
Same
@halaalfaris7512
11 ай бұрын
Nah bros built more like a thumb💀
@Jasir00218
11 ай бұрын
"Cold"💀
@IUsedToBeGreat
11 ай бұрын
@@Jasir00218That's not cold thats hot🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀
KDB: what the hell is that (Hears KDB is your side thing)
@SvupperD
Жыл бұрын
Bro let de bruyne talk💀
@exe843
Жыл бұрын
@@SvupperD never
@bobbywander5542
Жыл бұрын
HIS NaME IS DE BRUYNE
@Footcentral496
Жыл бұрын
Let me talk
@slogomans6568
Жыл бұрын
His funking name is Kevin de druyne
This man should do a diss track on the 115 charges city currently have 😂
Omg pls make this much videos I love it man
“Your manager looks like an egg”💀💀
@F_editz0118
11 ай бұрын
This is a violation
WE ARE MAKING IT OFF THE BENCHS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@Kyla-gs5fo
11 ай бұрын
Rude you are an egg and you are still bolding. Your life is. Boring
He didnt just roast haaland,but the whole club😭
“He got big legs and a big forehead” 💀
"Your manager looks like a egg" Bro that got me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂 Edit: 31 Likes in less then one day wow Edit 2: OVER 135 LIKES WOW THATS MORE POPULAR THAN MY CHANNEL Edit 3: Nice over 200 likes let's reach 300 in 5 days Edit 4: MOM IM FAMOUS
@jaisja6447
6 ай бұрын
nobody cares about your likes
@RasulbekEshmuradov
6 ай бұрын
137 likes no comment Lemma fix it
@user-om6lu9rv7n
6 ай бұрын
Same brother
@adil7336
6 ай бұрын
Bro get rid of the edits they are cringe😔
@joshyj7665
6 ай бұрын
@@adil7336 bruh as you can tell I'm a kid bruv
This hits harder then my mums belt
@jeanetteoneill3102
Жыл бұрын
True 😂😂😂😂
@chelseafan_1zeeshkabab933
Жыл бұрын
YES 69 likes Perfect 🤣
@upgraded23
Жыл бұрын
I wont like beacuse of like number
@chelseafan_1zeeshkabab933
Жыл бұрын
Thx But others ruined it Not bothered tho
@calebappalsamy5088
Жыл бұрын
LoL😂
bro stop roasting footballers 😢😢
Rip De Bruyne also in the ballon d'or rap he said "De Bruyne is looking shy, I'm sleeping with his wife"
“We have got on hope because you play for City.” Haaland: “So you have chosen death.”
@AlexFooty7
7 ай бұрын
On?
my man woke up and chose violence today 💀
@Name-ix6lz
11 ай бұрын
This is a dead diss bro wym violence
@Youssefsyr-it4kt
11 ай бұрын
@@Name-ix6lzbro doesn't get the joke 😂what a kid
@Name-ix6lz
11 ай бұрын
@@Youssefsyr-it4kt dead joke 🤡🤡🤡
@Youssefsyr-it4kt
11 ай бұрын
Nah
@eminem2804
11 ай бұрын
@@Youssefsyr-it4kt 😂
bro haaland is too good to the point that this turned into a pleading lmaoo
Ea: that’s why he is in the team of the year 💀
If this isnt played at my funeral i ain't dying
@Wentworthmiller604
Жыл бұрын
Me too
@pedrogesto
Жыл бұрын
😂
@rose.8607
Жыл бұрын
Same like innit
Pep's still balding'' got me on the floor💀
@Roseflowers33
10 ай бұрын
Ok? 💀
@vanphanthituyer4564
10 ай бұрын
Shut up
@MessiRonaldoandaviationfan909
10 ай бұрын
Also your manager looks like an egg 💀💀💀
That slap was personal💀
The fact that city won the triple that year is crazy😂
the forehead roast is just a violation😂😂💀💀💀
@craigyeates1854
Жыл бұрын
“You got a big forehead” that’s a violation…really?🙄
@Aurostats
Жыл бұрын
No it's fax 😂
@Elmoyoutubeofficial
Жыл бұрын
He dosent have a bog forehead cuz he just edits it and makes haalands head look big
@squido2
Жыл бұрын
@@Elmoyoutubeofficial NOOO WAY REALLY?!?!?!?
@kirstyanderson1641
10 ай бұрын
@@Elmoyoutubeofficial🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Let's go the goat is back
@ToxicPirate2
Жыл бұрын
117 likes and 0 replies lemme fix that
@Raiden_Edits
Жыл бұрын
@@ToxicPirate2 cringe comment
@sfmz233
Жыл бұрын
@@Raiden_Edits noted with thanks
@AFCEDITxZ
Жыл бұрын
You look like an egg you are shorter than Messi zdots 🤣🤣🤣
@ToxicPirate2
Жыл бұрын
@@Raiden_Edits thanks for replying and helping me fix the comment. I appreciate it
I like the one he say he's got big leg
This needs to be played on the FA cup final. And every final Haaland goes in with city.
De bruiyne side thing got me choking on my water 💀
@manaldvorak1078
9 ай бұрын
Bro made me choke on saliva
he was even clapping to the beat 💀
@decdawgg
9 ай бұрын
bro stans haaland 💀 btw he wasn’t even clapping
@duokingfn
9 ай бұрын
haaland was
@duokingfn
9 ай бұрын
@@decdawgghaaland clapped to the beat
the part when Pep Guardiola got violated got me dying on the floor.
Who agrees that Haaland and Mo salah will be op if they play with each other
Peps still bolding"got me for sure😂😅
@Rosscobossco
6 ай бұрын
No haaland is the goat
@nine_moons3073
6 ай бұрын
@@Rosscobosscofirst no second u ok?
The goat of rapper is back 🤩❤️
@discord_townhallunoffical
Жыл бұрын
hi I am the goat of rapers
@Dahud7
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@Moussa78612
Жыл бұрын
Your manager looks en egg😂
@lakshya_editz4568
Жыл бұрын
He is a shit rapper if real madrid lost so why he is disrespecting city real madrid not so good this time so that doesnt mean he will disrespect man city
@rixtechsmedia2171
Жыл бұрын
Shut
Haaland when he sees this:😮
I love the egg smash ahhhhhh😂😊
Bro got humbled real quick 😂
@Thewiseman198
11 ай бұрын
Wtf
Dude doesn’t know he just roasted the only man who needs a diss track?😂😂😂
Imagine if Haaland sees this and meets him UNO
lets make this the most liked coment.
bro needs to be the city manager to release him
**him diss haaland** **haaland winning the champions league** We dont talk about that😂
@BubbyGaming9
7 ай бұрын
nice
Imagine hearing this in clash of clans and erling haaland colab 💀
All of that goes back to you 😂
This guy roasted haland more than roasted chicken 💀😂😂 (and yes I did like my own comment) edit: thx for the likes
@uzi4441
11 ай бұрын
Who doesn’t like their own comment?
@Ronny-EDitz-TM
11 ай бұрын
I also do
@dramaking12771
11 ай бұрын
Who doesn't 😄 🤣
@Itz_Krico
11 ай бұрын
@@dramaking12771Fax😂
Those who didn’t come from Tiktok, are allowed to like this comment…
@Someone-hc2jq
5 ай бұрын
Bot
@RandomStoriesReddit
5 ай бұрын
Im not a bot@@Someone-hc2jq
@mortezarostami100
4 ай бұрын
Bro all of us are from youtube
@RandomStoriesReddit
4 ай бұрын
No@@Someone-hc2jq
Pep is sending Ruben Dias, Kyle walker, Haaland, akanji, John stones and Gvardiol your way.
Fun Fact: Haaland might not be part Viking. Because his hair is white and not black. But I think he proselytizing has some Viking in there
Man City fans 👇
@CalixplayxYo
7 ай бұрын
kid
@Mckfoidultimatementalwwe
7 ай бұрын
What
@enghinzapar2571
7 ай бұрын
kid damn
@Mckfoidultimatementalwwe
7 ай бұрын
@@CalixplayxYoyou are a kid as well so you can’t call me kid
@laurenburgess9567
7 ай бұрын
What
“We have got no hope cause you play for city“ that aged well 💀
This guy never fails to amaze me
If Haaland decides to keave one day, im finding youuuu
Haaland: ok *leaves prem* Also haaland: *joins Colchester united* 💀
@shahramkhan4216
7 ай бұрын
Haha😂😂
Actually hits hard😂🔥
@user-xr9pc3jf1p
6 ай бұрын
lol bozo that would be great
@bumbl_crum
4 ай бұрын
THIS IS FIRE
@clairebarratt2277
4 ай бұрын
Shut up
I need this playing for when city plays next time
My man just did the best diss track i have ever heard!!!!!
song slaps harder than water at midnight
@ramenbowl3213
Жыл бұрын
No actually literally
Your manager looks like a egg Got me cracking 🤣 😂
@AgyEditzz
4 ай бұрын
I SEE YOU CRACKING
@sah9867
4 ай бұрын
Good 1 lmfao
I think he saw this video, he's started to now start scoring more goals from outside the box.
Haaland has won the ucl, fa cup , pl , golden boot , pl best player of the season , best youngest player of the season , the topscorer of ucl , the topscorer of pl , etc. In one season . What if he missed the most this season??!! Ronaldo scored 1 goal with 2 asist in 2003 and he's such a great player. Yall cry Like babies when haaland destroys your clubs 😂😂
Ngl this actually hits good
@user-cv9xv3ed8i
9 ай бұрын
True
@kulvirsangha-dk7nm
9 ай бұрын
Yeah true
@Theoplayz777
9 ай бұрын
Ikr
*Bro did De Bruyne dirty* 💀
@frostdacube8173
Жыл бұрын
Exactly
@MaclarenJamie
Жыл бұрын
119 likes and only 1 reply ? 💀 somebody fix this 🗿🍷
@sharifoyahye2610
11 ай бұрын
Lmao 💀 💀
The de bruyne side thing got me rolling 😂💀
The slap was personal LOL 😂