Haachama???????????????????????????????????????????????????

@kittygent9612

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@x_S0ra

3 жыл бұрын

BaQua

@UtoiAnimeReviews

3 жыл бұрын

Scared 4 life

@bushi525

3 жыл бұрын

Run baqua

@sleepy2ala10

3 жыл бұрын

RUN AWAY

WARNING: WAR CRIMES HAVE BEEN COMMITTED WHILE DOING THIS COOKING FOOTAGE.

@jubisvaldo5450

3 жыл бұрын

POV: Haachama brutaly violates every cooking manual and the Geneva Convention at the same time

@tamayoki7537

3 жыл бұрын

Kuya utoi mukang unti unti kanang nahuhulog sa rabbit hole ahh

@KOWAL19898

3 жыл бұрын

i wouldn't have it any other way

@yotsubalmao

3 жыл бұрын

Filipino spotted *Filipino noises*

@tamayoki7537

3 жыл бұрын

@@yotsubalmao youre god damn right

Haachama Cooking: exist HowtoBasic: “I raised that girl”

@rageviral7797

3 жыл бұрын

Eyyy was a love is war reference

@imranstyles3245

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao xD

@JustASeagull

3 жыл бұрын

HaatoBasic

@fhpratiwi5022

3 жыл бұрын

so Haato Basic sounds like HowToBasic... how if Haachama is HowToBasic in disguise...

@gundamalexod

3 жыл бұрын

They came from the same place, down under

I love how the "drums" in this song are just Haachama saying "BEH"

@meapyboy12345

8 ай бұрын

😂🤣oh my god I didn’t notice that.

@herbderbler1585

3 ай бұрын

you have buffed us all with +5 awareness

Luna: “WTF is this nanoraa...” Spoken for all humanity

@AndrewTJ31

3 жыл бұрын

*NTF

@greenhusbando321

3 жыл бұрын

*Nanora The Fuck

@cesarmazariegos4510

3 жыл бұрын

Is Haachama even human????( or a really strong stomach)

@littlewhiteherz1402

3 жыл бұрын

@@cesarmazariegos4510 both

@rajendayo

3 жыл бұрын

You're goddamn right

Maybe she left Australia, but Australia will never leave her.

@zergy23

3 жыл бұрын

True that mate.

@radsimp5710

3 жыл бұрын

wise words

@RevivalOfSchwann

3 жыл бұрын

Australia in my Soul XD

@johnvirtudez8958

3 жыл бұрын

F O O L . She IS Australia herself!

@hilfemajster4234

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnvirtudez8958 Just wait until spiders will start crawling out of her.

Satan: Welcome to hell Me: This isn't so bad *Music plays*

@justanordinarymagicianpass8540

3 жыл бұрын

also me : Nice taste there satan

@CBRN-115

3 жыл бұрын

@@justanordinarymagicianpass8540 satan himself is a shrimp

@shelbyjackson6903

3 жыл бұрын

Nah even Satan would be like "fuck that I'm out my guy, you can have hell "

@Henri_Ikari

3 жыл бұрын

Hell's Kitchen. Literally.

@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

“Is this song going faster or am I going CRAZY?!” - Amelia Watson

@jimmyjohnjoejr

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@gmclu

3 жыл бұрын

Both

@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

3 жыл бұрын

They should play this song nonstop in prisons as torture lmao

@honoyuki6247

3 жыл бұрын

@@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574 I'd consider that as a reward

English viewers: I have no idea what the hell she's saying Japanese viewers: I have no idea what the hell she's saying

@new0trick_155

3 жыл бұрын

Haatons: Shes speaking the language of the gods.

@troodon9577

3 жыл бұрын

Watame: Nani da faq did I just watch?!

@someonemee3240

3 жыл бұрын

*HANDSHAKES*

@XyleneCh

3 жыл бұрын

All we know is that shes committing war crimes....

@NoWBrian

3 жыл бұрын

u dont understanD? pfftt noob

Disclaimer: No onions were harmed in the making of this video

@hellothisismyopinion4162

3 жыл бұрын

Okay.

@Kannnnnnn

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao okay

@hellothisismyopinion4162

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kannnnnnn Lol okay.

@EtihwMaleGGT

3 жыл бұрын

Are you sure about that?

@Mirrormn

3 жыл бұрын

[x] Doubt

Imagine this > You're on Death row > You know today is your execution > The guard are talking about the new execution method. > You're scared because you didn't know what method to kill you > You expected to die by lethal injection. > You didn't get your last meal > You asked why and the guard answered that you don't need it. > 1 hour later, It's time. > The guard prepares you to the chamber. > The guards chanting "Dead man walking" > You're nervous and scared. > The guards enters you on the chamber. > They unchained you and locked the door. > Then you saw a table with one chair. > You seated and the table looks like a dining table. > You saw a door in front of you > You hear a young girl's voices behind the door > Then you hear " HAACHAMA-CHAMA"

@sandman8812

3 жыл бұрын

no.

@magnustheredxv

3 жыл бұрын

I was going to correct you, but then I remembered "voices" fits Haato quite well, since she has two.

@azurecorviknight4189

2 жыл бұрын

Death by Haachama's cooking.

@greendemon905

2 жыл бұрын

> You scream your lungs out > You try to run, but your hands and feet are chained to your chair > You can't turn your head, but you hear the guard quickly running out of the room > Haachama slowly walks towards you with a cooking pot in her hands > Her facial expression is an ominous smile > She takes the lid off the cooking pot > The smell almost makes you pass out > Haachama dips a spoon into the pot, and it almost seems to dissolve into the meal > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > Not a shred of your body remains when Haachama is done with you

@TheLemming1337

2 жыл бұрын

>tries to break my own neck as fast as possible to escape this pain

“Nani the faq did watame just watch” Honestly I’m not even surprised that this is Haachama’s actual channel, it doesn’t feel out of place

Haachama’s uploading her full OST while she’s stuck without a computer

*Everyone was hurt in the making of this commercial*

@m.farizakbarhutasuhut3074

3 жыл бұрын

You spell "everything" wrong.

@M4TTYN

3 жыл бұрын

:) *IT WAS PAIN*

@wellno7377

3 жыл бұрын

**Everyone except one*

@deliciousnoodles5505

3 жыл бұрын

No survivors

@Xsoskeleton

3 жыл бұрын

@@wellno7377 Haato died in the place Haachama took over.

"do you like metal?" "no" "then what kind of music do you like" "you wouldn't get it"

@ojougiggle4553

3 жыл бұрын

It's complicated...

@dasuku1775

3 жыл бұрын

Its hachaama

This song is stuck in my head LOL

"Nani The Faq did watame just watch?" *A MASTERPIECE*

@NeoVejiita

3 жыл бұрын

I was chuckling throughout the whole vid, but I lost it at that point hahaha

@YataTheFifteenth

3 жыл бұрын

Drugs.

i'm just here to remind you THIS IS HER OFFICIAL CHANNEL not some meme channel SHE DID THIS

@Mossclaw14

3 жыл бұрын

i know right, she even included herself doing the signature helltaker hip shake(not sure exactly what to call it , just seen it in other videos recently)

@mas_yaris

3 жыл бұрын

you got something wrong her official channel IS a meme channel

@lqfr8813

3 жыл бұрын

its all started when she killed akai haato...

@takezomitsurugi4649

3 жыл бұрын

The captions in the video kept make me say to myself “this is her official channel...” “she made this...” lol. Haachama is such a meme machine lol. “Nani the faq did watame just watch” lol

@captainkrajick

3 жыл бұрын

It's fan submitted, but yeah she made it official

誰かが作ったMADじゃなく 本人ｗｗｗ 中毒性高い

I still cannot get over how much power Haachama has in her hip dance

Me: "Lol, this fanmade video looks legit, let me see the fan who posted this" Also me after noticing its on Haachama's channel: "Oh..."

@prongs82

3 жыл бұрын

I was just waking up and check youtube. And watch the video, then I realized that this is hachama channel. I even thanks her for sharing this, thinking that's this is her fan channel.

@pepperedribs6953

3 жыл бұрын

Just like I'm h0rni

@okami_akarutsuki

3 жыл бұрын

First time?

@ZuthTrading

3 жыл бұрын

New around here?

@Hollow_Pin

3 жыл бұрын

I like to make it a game. I click on a weird hachama video then wait to look who made it until I am finished. I guess if it was fanmade or from hachama, and then I check. Though it feels like it always comes straight from the source. No ones crazier than our hachama.

Japan has been lucky, for years they avoided her cooking but now she’s back. Everyone please reply with RIP or F for Japan

@Leon-yv8gp

3 жыл бұрын

F

@Ghost-vl2zw

3 жыл бұрын

RIP Japan you will be missed

@devinbrooks4922

3 жыл бұрын

F

@cyrusvoon3162

3 жыл бұрын

let's pray For Japan . F

@giovanny3495

3 жыл бұрын

F

"How was work today honey?" "One of our idols called me up. I had to start work on a cooking music video. It was really tricky making the onion look like a severed anime girl's head, but I managed."

@weaklystep

3 жыл бұрын

😂

Revisting this two years later...that bass line goes kinda hard

This video serves a a prelude- prelude to the disasters Japan has to face.

@alezacrespublik6655

3 жыл бұрын

Japan Sinks in Hachamaas cooking

@SquidBlooper

3 жыл бұрын

Japan just can't get a break. Nuclear, natural, and now Aussie cooking disasters.

@thegreatbeavers

3 жыл бұрын

Also Japan: *has an ice cream shop dedicated to serve ice cream in toilet bowl cups* Haachama: Haachama! That's very yummy ice cream!

She seems happier now that she's home. ..... still insane though.

@sonofsueraf

3 жыл бұрын

Australia, it changes one.

@HarshRajAlwaysfree

3 жыл бұрын

She returned to japan ? When ?

@Archedgar

3 жыл бұрын

​@@HarshRajAlwaysfree Recently, in the past few weeks at most.

@hobomisanthropus2414

3 жыл бұрын

Bro, how would you feel if you were trapped on a giant island with more venomous spiders per capita than people?

@madeupalias1667

3 жыл бұрын

​@@hobomisanthropus2414 Per Capita means "per person" in statistical analysis. "more venomous spiders than people per (unit of area of your choice)" or "More venomous spiders than people" would have worked.

a reminder of the crazier times, she seems a lot calmer now... i hope it lasts

Haachama upload a short video: Us and the pig: "Oh no, not again!" "Help pls."

Therapist: every dream has a meaning My Dreams:

@rushiaisboingboing4957

3 жыл бұрын

**OUR* dreams

@FubukiBestFriend

3 жыл бұрын

We always find it out of context, doesn't it?

@vincentisabluearchivesensei

3 жыл бұрын

@@rushiaisboingboing4957 dinally a worthy opponent

@rushiaisboingboing4957

3 жыл бұрын

@@vincentisabluearchivesensei Our battle will be legendary

@XyleneCh

3 жыл бұрын

That sneak dancing YAGOO is POG

Remember, everyone. She’s an idol. She’s an idol.... an idol...

@lapp5423

3 жыл бұрын

Doubt

@zenith2930

3 жыл бұрын

repeating a lie doesn't make it true

@dedyarief996

3 жыл бұрын

(X) Doubt

@some1magget102

3 жыл бұрын

No she is Haachama, that has transcended idol

@OneBiasedOpinion

3 жыл бұрын

They dropped the idol thing last week. *Now she is an entertainer.*

I missed Haachama cooking so much. No- more like I missed Haachama so much.

@jackmayor3574

3 жыл бұрын

got some good news

I love the fact that she edited all this in herself. Her self-awareness and willingness to meme not only herself, but everyone around her is just admirable.

Almost can't belive this is official. Feels like a fan meme-video

@beanswater

3 жыл бұрын

You pretty much see this same comment in every haachama shitpost video. Get used to it already.

@victorwretched1072

3 жыл бұрын

It is a fan video, she just reupload it, but it's ok

@takonoko1743

3 жыл бұрын

It is fan submitted, Haachama just made it official cus she's 100% aware of her bad cooking and her memes.

@digitalarrow9574

3 жыл бұрын

@@victorwretched1072 is not just a reupload, is a mix of 2 fan made videos. The sources are in the description.

@Akhelium

3 жыл бұрын

I had to scroll up to confirm this.... Wtf?

It seems Japan has not contained The Chama as much as we had hoped, Akai Haato is still stuck in the basement...

I hate how much I've come back to this, there are literally other professional hololive songs but this is what I come too....

So like.... i thought Bae was Chaos but then I stumbled upon Haachama and her cooking 😨

@lastlight7423

4 ай бұрын

First time?

i like the ending lol "Nani the faq did watame just watch"

@rinarii07

3 жыл бұрын

lmao ikr

@datadrain6564

3 жыл бұрын

Now watame have PTSD

LMAO. WATAME AT THE END BE LIKE: WATAME HAS NEVER SEEN SUCH BRILLIANCE BEFORE

@malikirfan561

3 жыл бұрын

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE???

これが本家でテレヒで放送してたら草中の草

"Welcome to the Family, Son." - Biohazard 7

@magnustheredxv

3 жыл бұрын

Me feeling my sanity slip away after stumbling unto Haachama: *"Let me out! LET ME OUT!"*

I'm 32 years old. I should be going outside to look for a wife and starting a family. Instead I can't stop watching Haachama.

@SuperLegend1962

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, that's illegal! Stay home

@Miky9560

3 жыл бұрын

Wife is overrated. FRIEND is best

@Edaf304

3 жыл бұрын

That’s honestly really sad but sums up majority of the viewers here

@AirahsELL

3 жыл бұрын

GOOD CHOICE

@comrademays9631

3 жыл бұрын

You need to proud of yourself for being Haaton. It's a blessing from almighty Haachama

Haachamaa: *exists Every cooking utensils within 5 kilometers: "why do i hear boss music?"

@hilfemajster4234

3 жыл бұрын

Everything else within the 30 kilometers of her: Oh not again!

@cesarmazariegos4510

3 жыл бұрын

This is the way the gods cook

2倍速にしてみカオスになるから

So Nostalgic ;-;

"Geneva Convention? More like the Geneva Suggestion..." - Haachama probably

@unnamedshadow1866

3 жыл бұрын

More like Geneva Indigestion for whoever eats Haachama's war crimes.

@BraveryDuck

3 жыл бұрын

"You mean that wasn't a checklist?"

@user-fl4mn5jz1v

3 жыл бұрын

more like guidelines.

@user-rm9sy5lp9k

3 жыл бұрын

This reply section is hereby declared a dumpster fire, please carry on.

R. I. P. Watame's innocence

@lildyo

2 жыл бұрын

This comment feels relevant again after today’s Hololive Alternative trailer lol

Lyrics: 0:01 Haachama chama cha, haachama chama cha 0:04 Haachama chama chama chama haachama 0:07 haaachama, haaachama, haaacha haacha haachama chama 0:13 haaachama, haaachama, haaacha haacha haachama chama chama 0:20 Haacha haacha, haa haacha haacha, haa haacha haacha haachama chama 0:26 haaachama haaachama chama cha haachama 0:31 haachama chama cha, haachama chama cha, cha cha cha cha cha cha haachama 0:38 haachama chama cha, haachama chama cha, cha cha cha cha cha cha cha haachama 0:45 haachama chama cha, haacha chama cha, cha cha cha cha cha cha haachama 0:50 haacha haacha haacha haacha haacha haacha haacha haachama 0:57 haachama chama cha

@Celery02

2 жыл бұрын

When she said "haachama haachama", I felt that 😭👌

I was searching for this music for like weeks, then finally "someone" decide to upload it and when I see the channel it was Haachama LOL Thank you Haachama~

Gonna tell my kids this was my generations Nursery Rhyme

@bass2762

3 жыл бұрын

please do

@Jaynesslessly

3 жыл бұрын

have you seen those spiderman elsa vids that kids watch? those are much worse and parents geuinely let kids watch those

@zanwrightmfwr756

3 жыл бұрын

That brings the question. What would happen if we give our kids anime instead of "5 little monkeys" over and over again?

@mpoi3930

3 жыл бұрын

Please do tell them, send them off to rabbit hole

@A.Singularity

3 жыл бұрын

@@zanwrightmfwr756 *H e n t a i* t a k e i t o r l e a v e i t

The question isn't "Nani the faq did I just watch?" It's "Nande the faq am I watching it again?"

This gone be artefact, This is proof that there was once the strongest idol on the god damn earth

@Shercosta

3 жыл бұрын

She's now even stronger. Just in disguise

@dracotias

3 жыл бұрын

"how did you stop her?" "we didn't."

@rossofantasma5657

3 жыл бұрын

They way you said this, it implies Haachama can die. Foolish.

Watched this before a busy day, and it's still stuck in my head.

She's transcended humanity and is speaking the language of HAACHAMA.

*Not even single person make meme about haachama Haachama: Fine i'll do it myself

@ootoriazumi1349

3 жыл бұрын

heres a like in comment form because i'm not about to disturb that perfectly nice number of likes on your comment

@swarm4196

3 жыл бұрын

Here's a like in comment I'm not disturbing the nice

she back

Hacchama's shitposting herself Everyone in the comment​s : *​impossible*

My brother: The lyrics aren't even related to cooking, it doesn't make sense Me: Keep calm and Hachamachama

*"Bro: What is your nightmare?"* *"Me: Haachama Cooking for our food..."*

what led me into the rabbit hole exactly 11 months ago...

Every time I listen to this song, it feels like my entire depression is gone along with my consciousness

Hi, Haachama.

@Kuro_06_

3 жыл бұрын

wow...didn't expect to see you here

@stanloonacruz7773

3 жыл бұрын

HAACHAMA COOKING COLLAB

@clencencis8062

3 жыл бұрын

Shokugeki between you and HAACHAMA when?

@enju3588

3 жыл бұрын

OH NO LMAOOOOO

@kirlawndiouri354

3 жыл бұрын

welcome to rabbit hole

I didn't know I needed this in my life

@raehanbaist5986

3 жыл бұрын

Same bro

@tanjirokamado1598

3 жыл бұрын

Lol same

@NazzAnipiano

3 жыл бұрын

Related.

Ah sh**. Here we go again…

Love how the black lines to cover identities is basically useless

"Hey man, what are you listening to?" "To be honest, I have no clue, and I'm no sure I want to either."

Haachama: Released video 15 seconds ago Me: Fastest man on the west

@Nyaxurex

3 жыл бұрын

Naw i was

@DemonXeron

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nyaxurex No, I'm Sparticus!

@FoxyFox-bb1bg

3 жыл бұрын

Nepu!

@haqiem4010

3 жыл бұрын

@@FoxyFox-bb1bg nepowo!

I almost forgot to watch this today

@audar9070

Жыл бұрын

Did you remember to take your schizophrenia pills?

Help I can't get it out of my head

この音源欲しかったから助かる 料理作る時に使おうと思います

I still remember when she was just an innocent tsundere girl. But now, there’s only HAACHAMA

Mom : internet is a dangerous place Internet :

No wonder this was familiar i heard it once in No-Rin

Watame? ***PLAYDATE INTENSIFIES***

Everyone was harmed in the making of this. Glorious horrors abound

@mapleflag6518

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a weird way of saying masterpiece.

@MrMajenta

3 жыл бұрын

@@mapleflag6518 it's a regional dialect

Blue eyed yandere Haachama holding knife is something that I never knew i needed.. 0:11 0:14 0:22

Those good old days when Haachama post daily food videos

Haachama returns home Expectation: The revival of Akai Haato Reality:

@sameyepatch

3 жыл бұрын

There was no hope to begin with

@xavierm7394

3 жыл бұрын

Akai Hato is dead

@rats748

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, it's all Haachama?

@sameyepatch

3 жыл бұрын

@@rats748 ALWAYS HAS BEEN

@chewyhazerd3587

3 жыл бұрын

Akai Haato is Dead, there is only HAACHAMA

I'm just impressed at how much she has embraced the meme. a lot of people would lose confidence and quit cooking streams, but Haachama just cranks it to 11. then memes the hell outta herself with these silly songs and videos. I absolutely love it. never change Haachama

腰振りダンス好き

0:58 *Insert Kamen rider Ryuki opening theme*

The fact that this is uploaded by Haachama herself makes it 200 times better

I find it funny that Aquas just chilling in the soup like the cute onion she is

it's usually at time like this when older video got recommended that said vtuber make a comeback, it's the same as Mikochi.

She cooked fucking Tarantulas. I am legit scared of her now.

I would still marry her Just never, never, never let her in the kitchen

@DrakenGunslinger

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@shivuuki7

3 жыл бұрын

she then proceeds to turn every room in your house into the kitchen

@shinra6856

3 жыл бұрын

@@shivuuki7 different houses then

@devotedhoshiyomi

3 жыл бұрын

You have no choice, she just cooks

@michaelogara9056

3 жыл бұрын

@@devotedhoshiyomi well luckily I have an iron stomach, and health insurance

Everyone: I don’t know WTF is she saying My brain: just nonsense noises

中毒性やばすぎて何回も聴いてる🤯

It constantly blows my mind that this is what she edits and makes in her free time and then looks at it and decides this is what she wants to upload.

@GrayD_Fox

2 жыл бұрын

Why is that a problem

内容がよく分からないが、可愛いということは伝わりました！

That's not food! She's producing dark matter! Dark matter is being produced from that kitchen!

@hilfemajster4234

3 жыл бұрын

"All that dark matter is making holes in space. Better watch out." -some luma

@EliteMiko35

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no he discovered hololive

@rei-kun4976

3 жыл бұрын

As mentioned in that one adult cartoon They used ingredients from the kitchen to produce Dark Matter🤣🤣

@VUfElectrolyticCapacitor

3 жыл бұрын

*Gintama flashback*

@2yoyoyo1Unplugged

3 жыл бұрын

@@rei-kun4976 name and or sauce?

Fun fact: every time you listen to this, your cooking skills decrease by 10%

i still can't believe this is posted on her actual channel lmao

なんだろ…もう心が洗われる気がする。

I dunno why but I legit love that smile that she does. You know the one that makes her look crazy......... Cute.

Fun fact: This will probably play in your head after you've taken a bite of her cooking A surreal fever dream

There's something about this song that makes me come back to it everyday. My head is slowly turning into HAACHAMACHAMA...

Coco: there aren’t enough memes for me to do Meme Review Haachama: Fine I’ll do it myself.

No need to do memes clips of Haachama anymore, she's doing it herself

これが本人投稿という狂気

All I know about Haachama is some of her cooking and this song already fits so perfectly to me.