Lesbians were rarely mentioned when talking about homosexuality in the past, we were so forgotten some laws forbidding homosexuality didn’t even mention it.

@Sam-bm6yf

4 жыл бұрын

I know! We're so underrepresented, I mean it's kind of good with the laws thing.

@freyaashenden2112

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like that's partly because lesbianism has been and still is highly sexualised for the benefit of men so they wouldn't make laws against it and partly because women's sexuality and opinions were seen as irrelevant anyway. Fun fun fun

@tonilou

4 жыл бұрын

Because sex between women isn't rEaL sex

@laurenchavez3456

4 жыл бұрын

Someone finally said it!

@implicitnoir

4 жыл бұрын

P Granger-Stylinson they be gatekeeping

Nicholas over here drinking his respect women, children, and gay people juice. I love it

@nightwasfound0862

4 жыл бұрын

Who else here is drinking that juice? I am chuging that shit.

@katiemcdonagh4048

4 жыл бұрын

Riku-San I got it on home delivery the milkman brings it

@nightwasfound0862

4 жыл бұрын

Kay Mcdonagh me too bitch

@bowtomemortalscum6292

3 жыл бұрын

I am all of those things at the moment

@damauryaywright5796

3 жыл бұрын

Im drowning in that shit

Theory: Freud talked to an closeted ftm with bottom dysphoria and assumed that's how women feel

@magimerlyn9596

4 жыл бұрын

AstroAnimations I like this theory. After all, trans people have always existed

@naolucillerandom5280

2 жыл бұрын

Now that's a plot twist

Freud: "Women are such strange creature's. Who truly understands women?" Freud's wife:"Am I a joke to you?" Freud:"Ah, yes just one of the many mysterious."

@vilstef6988

4 жыл бұрын

Freud was such a condescending bitch, she had to be a joke to him. As well as all other women, lesbians included.

@imribbit8850

4 жыл бұрын

*fraud

@rodentia1474

3 жыл бұрын

Me, a non-binary: *absolute fucking confusion trying to understand any gender*

Freud is the kinda guy to write REALLY creepy fan fiction

@NicholasBlack

5 жыл бұрын

Cordelia Jackson I fuckin w h e e z e d

@cordeliajackson8615

5 жыл бұрын

You replied, then I w h e e z e d (I almost choked on my cereal)

@cordeliajackson8615

4 жыл бұрын

Melanie Steier And the girl is fourteen

(Me at 1 am, in a dark room at night, laughing internally while making an accent) It must be said, some of y’all about to get real mad at me, but it must be said; *I d o n ‘ t w a n t t o f u c k t h e c a k e*

@aaliyahrobles443

5 жыл бұрын

ME

@swededontknow

5 жыл бұрын

i was sitting in a mini van with my entire family trying to not burst out laughing

@zayzay7077

4 жыл бұрын

Mooooooooooooddddddd

@ObamaMpreg

Жыл бұрын

I do, however!

My mum is a psychologist and says she was told in university that "women like sewing (which already... ugh) because the fabric reminds them of pubic hair". Yes.

@unacethethicallypleasing9981

4 жыл бұрын

What university was this?!

@BigGayIncorporated

4 жыл бұрын

W H A T I'M SCREAMING

@sadies8100

4 жыл бұрын

I read this as PUBLIC hair and...... yeah... um..

@piraqt3324

3 жыл бұрын

Uhmmm WhATT

@hideakisorachi3953

3 жыл бұрын

so they think women like sticking needles through pubic hair?? huh???

"iTs pRIsoN tImE" *clap clap*

*to the tune of “Santa Clause is coming to town”* 🎶Nicholas Black is call-ing you out🎶

@kathrineparr6550

4 жыл бұрын

🎶He's making a script, checking it twice! He's gunna tell you why you aren't right.🎶 🎶Nicholas Black is call-ing you out🎶

@goldenwing1262

4 жыл бұрын

🎶He's never-ever sleeping He's always awake~🎶 🎶He's stressed the fuck out So he's callin' your shit out🎶

@juniperberryyyy

4 жыл бұрын

🎶You better watch out And watch what you do. Watch what you say Or he comming for you. Nicholas Black is calling you out~🎶

@Flowtail

3 жыл бұрын

This thread is a national treasure

@RyleeJ-wt5ve

3 жыл бұрын

@Mickey언니 I am back for my Christmas viewing of this comment section

IMAGINE FREUD MEETING AN ASEXUAL I- I would pay to see that. like an ungodly amount of money.

@demonducky28

4 жыл бұрын

*YES*

@Toon_Topaz

4 жыл бұрын

Get me a time machine and I’ll go meet him, can’t wait to tell him I don’t wanna fuck anyone :D

@unacethethicallypleasing9981

4 жыл бұрын

I think he'll have a stroke if he met me, lmao.

@magimerlyn9596

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@specialke1

4 жыл бұрын

As an aroace person I'd like to kick Freud in the nuts. Hard.

let it be known that the moment when you accidentally refer to your father as daddy is called a freudian slip

“ I DON’T wAnNA fuCc tHE cakE” ~ Nicholas Black, April 4th, 2019

This boy is woke. I like you.

@damauryaywright5796

3 жыл бұрын

I wouldnt call it woke cause it means that he was asleep before its just he uses his thinky brain all the time

I love how my friend and I are using the "FREUD!? " as an insider everytime someone is doing something we just can't stand. We just look at each other and yell "FREUD!" and everyone else just doesn't get it and we're just there laughing our asses off😂

@NicholasBlack

5 жыл бұрын

Owlella dude I had an inside joke like that too lmao

@owlella

5 жыл бұрын

@@NicholasBlack That's really cool👍🏻 the thing is little jokes or sth like that always make my day😊

The beginning was way to ravenclaw

@NicholasBlack

5 жыл бұрын

XxShorty SquadxX I- I mean You right

@evyybr1752

4 жыл бұрын

*too *ravenclaw panic*

FINALLY. Someone understands. I'm a psych student in college help.

@sorbetsharks

4 жыл бұрын

Danganronpa? Nice.

@GhostSoapO

4 жыл бұрын

But that’s Freurudae’s lie isn’t it?

@charr9947

3 жыл бұрын

@@GhostSoapO i-

@corrodedspacecarrot53

3 жыл бұрын

kok ichi

@Zarmdthecoolest

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, Freud. The abusive father of psychology.

Learned of him in FOED and hated it- Fluff him Fluff him and his theory This Hufflepuff is angered- "Potty training makes you gay-" I'm crying-

@percyistired4621

5 жыл бұрын

Okay your picture is Roman (i love that dude) and your a hufflepuff. This is the best crossover I've ever seen

@painthedoll

5 жыл бұрын

@@percyistired4621 yes XD

@percyistired4621

5 жыл бұрын

@@painthedoll gotta support the fellow huffles in the world. Just gotta...*pulls on hufflepuff beanie* there!

@mimikat8985

4 жыл бұрын

@@percyistired4621 yay other Hufflepuff's

@shelby-ew8kn

4 жыл бұрын

Us hufflepuffs need to hufflepunch Freud

Person: Hey, who is your favorite teacher? Me: Nicholas Black. *does a toothy grin*

THANK YOU. Finally someone agrees with me. My psychology teacher was a huge fan of him and it really annoyed me

@melrey2645

4 жыл бұрын

I took a college class on Human growth. My teacher agrees that Freud was wrong.

@schizescribe

4 жыл бұрын

MavenLives 42 was the prof a cis man? That seems to play a big role with the unawareness and privilege -_-

@fiona_6714

4 жыл бұрын

Many a time when I was in AP psychology I had to rant to my friends about how fucked up Freud was

@neilagangitlog

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that the general consensus in academia is that Freud is wrong, but he's an important historical landmark. I didn't know that people still believe everything he stated as factual.

@justinesprice9782

Жыл бұрын

@@neilagangitlog In France we learn his théories as faits, i HATE it

In school I had to study a poem called "Frau Freud" by Carol Ann Duffy, which imagines Freud's wife as a speaker at a women's institute. The poem is literally just 12 lines of listing slang for penises and 2 lines of deconstructing the theory of penis envy, implying that Freud made it up out of his own feelings of sexual inadequacy. This is one of the most respected poets in the world. It's brilliant.

@rikititi1848

2 жыл бұрын

I love that poem, so funny. And Duffy is my actual queen

FREUD HOW DO YOU THINK YOU CAME INTO THE WORLD. A WOMAN.

@sylvies5078

4 жыл бұрын

scIENCE WHOOOOAAAAA

Nicholas and judge judy :PrIsOn TiMe

You put my feelings on Freud into words matey

How can someone be a fan of his theories in 2019? What is wrong with some people??

@alper7532

4 жыл бұрын

People who are able to deal with philophical theories to form an own opinion about them. Egal jetzt erstmal n' Köftespieß

Slightly off topic, but I always found the Oedipus complex to be badly named. It was named after someone who, and forgive me if I’m wrong, it’s been a while since I’ve heard the story, gouged his eyes out upon discovering that he had slept with his mother.

@swededontknow

5 жыл бұрын

yeah, the entire deal was that he never knew it was his mother, because he was abandoned as a baby. when he grew up, he thought this was a random lady and that his dad was just a bastard, so he killed his father and married his mom. after having a daughter, an oracle came and told oedipus that it was his mom. his mom then killed herself and oedipus gouged out his eyes, and he spent the rest of his life trying to repent. fun story.

@enochanglin3546

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, agreed, definitely badly named. They could just call it incest 😂

@thatonepunkguy

2 жыл бұрын

the man spent his whole life trying to prevent the prophecy only to have it come true and later have freud name a complex after him based on a situation he never wanted to happen,,,

@zaddkiel4458

2 жыл бұрын

Also an oracle told him it will happen so he run away from who he thought was his mother

""pENiS eNVy""

Gosh I've always hated Freud. His thoughts on lesbianism are actually out there though because one of his daughters was a lesbian. He essentially thought they were amoral, lying, loose cannons because they didn't have a man to guide them through life. He also thought it stemmed from mental illness and that he needed to psychoanalyze lesbians, so he essentially just made his daughter talk to him about her fantasies and then used that as part of some of his conferences. Like, I already knew Freud was gross, but my teacher in my sophomore year found out about this stuff and told us we had to research it on our own because she was worried about presenting such nasty information to a bunch of like 15 year olds. He's just a terrible person honestly

U just roasted a dead man

@thething2723

4 жыл бұрын

He turned over in his grave

@sayuriyamamori7805

3 жыл бұрын

Black Boots He turned over in the grill-

There should be a drinking game where you have to drink every time you say "Go to prison" or sigh in this video. It would be so great! 😂

@abbeyt5533

5 жыл бұрын

dude I don't want to die of alcohol poisoning

@NicholasBlack

5 жыл бұрын

abbey miranda I fuckin snorted

@soldiaz7261

5 жыл бұрын

hecks yeah!! liver failure here i come

@data6022

4 жыл бұрын

if you wanna die just go whit every time he says Freud angrily

@adrianugh4689

4 жыл бұрын

I think that we would all just die before we were halfway through the video

Why would anybody actually defend him?

@NicholasBlack

5 жыл бұрын

Anna Paula Manzo oh boy you’d be fuckin surprised. My AP psych teacher loved him

@basildoingthings819

4 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Black that’s a big yikes

The one dislike is from Fraud himself. Ps I love your videos and your character, keep up my dude

@Sam-uj9me

5 жыл бұрын

Dammit guys, who summoned Freud from the pits from hell nOW WE hAvE tO hUnT hIm dOwN aGaIn-

@user-ue3cg6be9d

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sam-uj9me For God's sake, did one of the politicians let him out?

My psych teacher has a Freud finger puppet. I use it to mimic people when they are being dumb. As Freud is the original dumb. He was an important dumb, but still a dumb

At ages 3-6 if I saw two people kissing in a film I'd practically vomit. Theres now way I was "exploring sexual desires"

Psychology is my main subject, so when we once watched a documentary about Wilhelm II. (who had a bad relationship with his mother and also was a dick) so i jokingly said (very quietly) to my friend "guess he has a Ödipus Komplex" to which my history teacher turned to me and deadpanned " Freud is dead". Which is still a meme for my friends and me.

I have never heard of this man before and I’m very confused but I’m more uncomfortable then anything. 🤢

If you turn the speed up to 1.25x, he's just a bit more shrill and it gives even more of an impact

@hilo1014

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you, I love this

@NicholasBlack

5 жыл бұрын

Bill Cipher I’m cackling this is great

“I don’t want to beat my meat while eating cake.” -Nick 2019

"I don't know how to keep a conversation going" that is an accurate attribute which I can identify with. It's gotten so bad my m o t h e r is sending me to a communication centre so that I equip this trait.

@finch4309

4 жыл бұрын

Oh wow. I just don’t know when people are done talking. I’ll try to interject my thing like 10 times and then have a mini panic attack because obviously they now think I am the rudest little fuck on earth and forget what I was gonna say

@elielinaukio

4 жыл бұрын

@@finch4309 Let's make this a whole thread! I don't know what to do when people who I don't know randomly text me on social media/come to talk to me irl. Like they'll go "Hi!" and I can't decide should I go "Hello! How are you?" or "Hi! Do I know you? What pronouns you'd like me to use? What are you searching from this conversation" and then proceed to tell my whole life story and explain to them that I'm absolutely shat at talking casually. Heck, I can't talk casually even with most of my friends and family😅

i can’t imagine my 3-6 yo mind thinking about genitalia, but i do remember myself thinking about why i my feet were making cracking noises (i had a surgery when i was younger on my feet, and it made cracking noises sometimes, so it was hella confusing)

Educated, entertained and a bit enraged (courtesy reviewing these theories ). Still great viedo, 😄 jus glad I'm not the only one who had a issue with him.

When he said hi to the Hufflepuffs I literally waved and said hi back

@kitwarrior4life124

4 жыл бұрын

You pure soul.

@sylvies5078

4 жыл бұрын

I mean full-on Hufflepuff and honestly so did I

@soluna4784

4 жыл бұрын

me too :)

@closetmoths

4 жыл бұрын

Kit Warrior4life eheheh 😅

@enchantedevergreen5329

3 жыл бұрын

Same

He should be the steryotype of ravenclaw

@NicholasBlack

5 жыл бұрын

jamie grimmett he kinda is and I hate it

@helmetmcbarin

5 жыл бұрын

@@NicholasBlack how long do you actually spend replying and going through the comments XD

Frued was just a weird pervert who just assumed that everyone else was like that too

Once i went to this camp where wed get lectures on subjects we chose. I chose psychology. We had a lecture on freud and as we came out a girl told me “this is why i love psychology. It’s so interesting how we all went trough these phases and dont even remember it”. Like... girl... were you even listening. Or when people tell me freud is their favorite psychologist because of his theories it really grinds my gears

this remind me of the one time i picked up a child psychology book, seen a graph about the oral/anal/genitalia stages, and pick the book back down. I didn’t even read it, i just saw one graph and left. It made me so uncomfortable and i didn’t even try to understand what the graph meant, but i guess now i know it meant exactly what it said.

"My libido goes out to Austria-Hungary" Was Freud okay?? Like who? Why?? This is the quote that introduced me to Freud during my AP European History class and made me question him ever since (although it did become a funny joke in the class)

I did a paper on Freud a few weeks ago and YES these are basically exactly my thoughts. He also researched the medicinal pros of cocaine for a while and convinced other doctors to give cocaine to their patients... He later recanted it, but still.... And yeah, he believed sexual pleasure was the basis to EVERYTHING, and defended it so much that when his protege, Carl Jung, refused it, they split and created the two main courses of psychoanalysis. I mostly agree with the Ego/Id/Superego stuff, but man... Freud is messed up

All i can say is that it makes way more sense when you realise that Freud was a cocaine addict. It explains literally everything

You ever exist just to flex on Freud, asexuals rise up

@kitwarrior4life124

4 жыл бұрын

Here i am!

@specialke1

4 жыл бұрын

Yo

"First of all, you weren't born & raised in Alabama." 😂💀

I just want have long angry discussions with you about how Freud was an asshole. You've put into words what I've never been able to properly get across. As a Hufflepuff to a Ravenclaw, I thank you.

it's a standard for the second year students at my school who study psych to just walk around and say "PenIS ENvY" as an inside joke; and that is honestly the best thing I can say about having had to read about Freud

4:50 when u've learned nothing in Spanish class at school, but it has fucked you up inside anyway so you try making it seem like you actually know a few things

@NicholasBlack

5 жыл бұрын

佃朗 when you say you can speak Spanish but you can’t actually speak Spanish 😩👊🏻

The title should of been 'kinkshaming Freud'

Freud, allow me to end your quest and define what women truly want; a dress with pockets.

@vanna1202

3 жыл бұрын

nothing else, just pockets

Freud always pissed me off. One of my teachers began talking about psychology and said that "Freud had wild ideas but he ended up right". Ma'am. *No he wasn't.*

Freud is just a slash fic writer trying to survive before Tumblr existed (not the kid shit though that's nasty)

me, an asexual: ding dong you were wrong

@estelletheartkid1984

3 жыл бұрын

Same..

From what I hear Freud either has never potty trained a child, or needs to be blipped out of existence.

wait til freud hears of lesbians and aces

Nice. Team Jung all the way. Freud was a bit of a pervert. Ultimately Carl Jung left him because of his obsession with sex and always connecting it to emotions of why people act the way they do. Sex is not always the answer. Jung knew that too.

@profeseurchemical

4 жыл бұрын

Jung stole all his stuff from the woman he was grooming. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabina_Spielrein But yeah Spielreinian psychology >>>> freudian

@crimescene4378

3 жыл бұрын

But Jung didnt use the science a lot

I paused the video at 5:05 to go get stuff and ended up laughing my ass off. Dude, you make me laugh when you're not doing anything! 😂 (sorry, i'll go back to the video now)

“first of all.. you weren’t born and raised in alabama”

The Electra Complex was the result of the reactions by straight men when Freud recognized sexual abuse. He had a female patient who had ptsd due to sexual abuse by her father and I can't remember it very clearly, but he published a theory which summarizes what happens when young girls are being sexually abused. However, he's still a piece of trash, because instead of standing up for his theory, he valorized the aggressive reactions of straight men much more than the pain of his patient.

“Cake is very pleasureful if I say so myself.”-Every Ace (and anyone in the ace spec) Ever.

11:49 So.... he's a wattpad author?

@NicholasBlack

5 жыл бұрын

Madison Otken the way I snorted lmaoooo

Asexual folk :*breaths* Freud: WTF??? HOW?!?!

I love the Alabama jokes because I'm alive and living in that state. It made me chuckle at 2:27 AM.

Every time I try to watch this, it gets stuck in one spot and now I can remember word for word the first minute and 30 seconds perfectly. Apparently, KZread wants to emphasize that you aren't good at conversations.

My older sister has a theory that children who explore themselves sexually from an extremely young age have been sexually abused during an even younger age. Though, idk if there are any studies on it, and she didn't mention any. It's just what she personally concluded from experiences she had as well as people she has spoken to including myself... I keep forgetting to look it up until it becomes relevant to something I'm viewing or talking about. Honestly though, I doubt I'll look it up any time soon. I've been binge watching your videos. It's 8 am. I have had absolutely zero sleep. I'll probably forget. Still, her theory is an interesting one.

@khayriaarts

5 жыл бұрын

I actually read that somewhere as well, but it's been a while ago so I don't remember the source either...

@lilithsubliminal8948

3 жыл бұрын

Hi! I'm both very interested on the topic and trying to remember childhood trauma/ hypersexualization,if any of you guys have info/pdf's,could i get a link please?

@mcplumpkin6191

2 жыл бұрын

if you mean after the trauma, then it doesnt sound impossible

@IHaveNoMouth

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think it's true because I was never sexually abused as a small child but I was aware of what I found attractive.

@rileybrown8971

2 жыл бұрын

@@IHaveNoMouth I wasn't talking about attraction though, I was talking about exploring things sexually. There's a difference.

It all makes sense after you mentioned he lived in Alabama.

@elielinaukio

4 жыл бұрын

I understand that this is a joke, and I know that a lot of dumb shat comes from Alabama, but please don't generalize the whole place and all the people there. Thank you🐤

@redrubytwilightxx8700

4 жыл бұрын

He was Austrian.

I always wonder who that one person who dislikes each video is. Like it’s only one person 😂

@NicholasBlack

5 жыл бұрын

Grace Gustafson it always makes me laugh. Who are you dislike person,,,I would like to know you

I live near Freud's house and... It honestly just makes me disappointed to walk past there

My psyche teacher talked about Freud as if he was God and when my next semester hit and I learned I was getting a different teacher I got so happy I cried.

I could have lived my whole life happily not knowing this Freud guy existed whyyyyyy

"90 subs omg" him 2 months later at 26k "oh... um... okay..."

@NicholasBlack

5 жыл бұрын

Zamora Deanna it’s wild dude

I love when ravenclaws get this righteous nerd anger

me, walking into my first AP Psych class of the year: this video

Cant wait to use these Arguments in my philosophy class

When I first learned about Freud in my psych class I came to the conclusion that all of his theories were basically just him projecting and trying to justify that he’s a huge creep. Like I feel like he made a conclusion ahead of time and then worked backwards from there.

"I don't want to beat my meat when I eat my cake" . Me, an ace girl, SAY IT LOUDER

I LOVE your rage😂

OMG I am so confused. I thought tap water turned people gay, but guess not. I guess it's potty training. Thanks mum and dad. But luckily for me, the effects somewhat lessened over time. Which makes me bi. *Oh, how incredibly lucky I am.* Internalized homophobia: *hold up, my guy.*

@locallance1529

3 жыл бұрын

*the burgers turn the frogs gay.*

I’m so not kidding when I say I looked up ‘Freud more like fraud’ on google to see if anyone had already made that joke and this video came up.

nicholas: *is talking about nail biting supposedly being sexual* me, biting my nails: uHH whoops sorry freud

Haha I'm watching this at 3am, and let me warn you, *don't watch Nicholas Black at 3 am*

@sylvies5078

4 жыл бұрын

*you fool I could've told you that*

@karlazeen

2 жыл бұрын

I'm currently watching this 40 minutes from 3:AM, lets see what happens.

Idk if being in the past centuries ago excuses Freud of thinking such twisted stuff, since even then "hey 3-6yr old children think about sex despite not knowing what it is" would've probably raised a lot of old-timey eyebrows

When I first subbed you had 1.2k and now today you have 10k. You’re finally getting what you deserve.

@NicholasBlack

5 жыл бұрын

Riley Wallum it’s so wild and happening so fast. Thank you ❤️

@lottie5323

5 жыл бұрын

Oh look, you have 22.5k subs now

i’m a little late to this but FINALLY finally someone said this. we had learned about him in educational theory and the third stage always weirded me out the most. i am kinda glad my teacher wasn‘t as much as "fan" of his theories as your teacher was haha

I never really was good about this theory I could never get the stages in order, but I was just reading to get answers and I didn't even stop to think about how fucked up it was. Omg

👏🎵ItS PRIsoN TiME🎵👏

My psych teacher thought the same thing. She basically said "fuck Freud and his sexualizing everything" (she didn't swear tho)

Me, a Greek mythology geek, hearing about the oedipus complex for the first time: **wheezes and cries at the same time**

It's 3am now and i'm getting educated. I've never learned about Freud, i'm in 10th grade. Thanks, it was interesting. I love Ravenclaws.

I so desperately wanna know what freud thought about his mom. something you wanna share with the class, doc?

0:36 Really calling me out like that...

I also love how major psychological developments were made just because people in his time hated him so much they were motivated to prove him wrong

*👏prison time👏*

When he said sexualizing children I immediately knew what he'll talk about, grabbed my psychology notes and read along with him XD

I'm just saying that he could have made these theories ✨behind bars✨