"Sam Hyde" *facial twitching intensifies*

@OtoyaYamaguchi777

6 жыл бұрын

*Judaism intensifies*

@benksy96

6 жыл бұрын

*trigged*

@HeinzArsch

6 жыл бұрын

+Dr Hofer It's called Hollywoodism now..

@simonpeter5032

5 жыл бұрын

He was actually twitching a lot harder before he read it, like subconsciously he knew his name was on the paper but he chilled out once it came out of his mouth.

@xChimkin

4 жыл бұрын

stress is very triggering for tourettes

the virgin Ethan the Chad Sam

@swamplife3148

5 жыл бұрын

Facts

@nobleneckbeard7356

5 жыл бұрын

David and Goliath

@Shm1gle

5 жыл бұрын

The weak should fear the strong.

@dylanh3766

5 жыл бұрын

sam's the one begging for table scraps on gumroad.

@JoshuaGraham8383

4 жыл бұрын

@Marco Ford David beat Goliath tho

Just mentioning his names makes the Jews uncomfortable. LMAO

@arrakis2374

6 жыл бұрын

he who shall not be named in any recent school shootings

@camb6017

6 жыл бұрын

Oy veeeyyy

@rem520

6 жыл бұрын

"We're just gonna *kill* *em* "

@sneedscopeandseethe

6 жыл бұрын

dude cool it with the antisemetic remarks

@null2114

6 жыл бұрын

HOLCAUSUTUASURUU@!#UO:!UJ@O:UJASDO:UJERO:SWUJESXUEsae

I don't think he's even in L.A any more SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGHH he's a funny guy...... sigh...

@thramagen

6 жыл бұрын

The gotta give it up to the big man siiigh.

@nielsen9458

6 жыл бұрын

I think he shot himself in L.A

@lobmin

4 жыл бұрын

What an entertaining podcast

@linusdn2777

3 жыл бұрын

His podcast is PURE GARBAGE and so is his KZread content if he even does any anymore. Haven't checked. He used to be so fucking funny.

@jerrysmith8814

2 жыл бұрын

Full-on wingsofredemption mode

Hila trying to play it off like she's never heard of him at first.

@olemew

7 жыл бұрын

She didn't heard right so she asked. You are a mess.

@olemew

7 жыл бұрын

Ernesto Brooks No. I just use common sense. It was a normal conversation.

@arvyschwartz6606

7 жыл бұрын

I think you'd have to be spastic to believe this was a "normal conversation"

@Jcgriffith91

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah it wasn't normal at all. Watch Ethan's breathing, slight shaking, his talking pace was up and down. He didn't know what to say for a bit. The tension was palpable. I love Ethan and think Sam Hyde is funny, but it definitely struck a nerve for Ethan. I have never seen him that visibly uncomfortable. Hila, yes, Ethan, not at all.

@__-wm9lu

7 жыл бұрын

She just misheard him.

Crazy how healthy Ethan looks here, now he's about 5 years away from a Danny Devito physique

@deeznutz8320

Жыл бұрын

Same with that white guy from TYT

@mattylewis8

10 ай бұрын

bruh do not insult danny devito like that

I saw Sam Hyde at a gas station in Los Angeles the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen goober boxes in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the boxes and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any russian electoral infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by shouting "Fuck Tim Heidecker" really loudly.

@RyanCreatesThings

7 жыл бұрын

Keebler ElfDILF one of the first times I've seen this pasta where it actually seems like it fits

@blackopsy9

6 жыл бұрын

This is the only mildly funny usage of this pasta because this is something Sam would actually do.

@Brickcellent

6 жыл бұрын

I remember this pasta from misc.

@LaserBonesaw

6 жыл бұрын

Judiska Ekonomen That's the first one of these I ever saw.

@fostellar7299

6 жыл бұрын

holy shit I didn't even realize this was a copypasta

i hear if you look into a mirror in a dark room, while holding a candle, and say sam hyde's name three times, he'll come out of the darkness and drag you to his next spree shooting and force you to carry his spare magazines.

@benksy96

6 жыл бұрын

happy halloween

@jasonspeer6864

6 жыл бұрын

Black Iron Tarkus that would be my dream come true

@dominicbennettmusic

5 жыл бұрын

he'll turn you into his playmate

@siegfriedgottz698

5 жыл бұрын

sounds like a nice sat evening tbh. hol up

@CivilizedWasteland

3 жыл бұрын

He'll force you to take the heterosexual pledge

The video Ethan was referring to btw was The Greatest Story Never Told

@Lazlo.

5 жыл бұрын

yep^ paradigm shift

@crazyerko

5 жыл бұрын

He tried to refer to 'an inconvenient anime' which was the name of the stand up show in which he shat on homosexuality to a brooklyn crowd

@OstrichNipples

5 жыл бұрын

@@crazyerko I'm pretty sure that's privileged white male triggers oppressed victims, ban this video now and block him now. An inconvenient anime is about the Japanese being a hive mind, a paedophile's hive mind.

@oOclonOo

5 жыл бұрын

lol 88 likes

@zamaxtechno

5 жыл бұрын

@Squiggummer Figgammus lol you dont get it

Look how much healthier and happier Ethan became after this by taking psychoactive drugs and pursuing woke girl causes.

@MrWarmchocolate

Жыл бұрын

He just keeps getting happier and healthier by the year

@Fredy_The_Yeti

Жыл бұрын

@@MrWarmchocolate no one who uses Twitter the way he does is happy or healthy

@MrWarmchocolate

Жыл бұрын

@@Fredy_The_Yeti nah... he's happy and healthier than ever

@iloveketchup20

Жыл бұрын

@@MrWarmchocolate he looks like he barely sleeps, got fatter and just watch his bitter and angry rants. How low will you go to defend bad behaviours from people just because you agree with their politics?

@MrWarmchocolate

Жыл бұрын

@@iloveketchup20 you're blind if you don't see Ethan is the pinnacle of health and cheerfulness. You need to look in a mirror honey because you're projecting 💅

he liked that video so much that he plagiarised it.

The jew fears a strong, wise man.

@dutchmountainsnake5379

5 жыл бұрын

white man

@verbosed

5 жыл бұрын

im jewish and sam hyde's the best

@Merth667

5 жыл бұрын

The weak should fear the strong

@blackassasin175

5 жыл бұрын

The Jew fears the samurai

@LiMitZplus

4 жыл бұрын

SC O'Dubhlaoch bobby Fischer is basssed

That subtle, nervous swallow before he repeats to Hila "Sam Hyde"

Ethan's scared it will be exposed that he drew a lot of inspiration from Sam.

@robkino6137

7 жыл бұрын

fuflang "drew a lot of inspiration from Sam" is putting it mildly.

@Hunter-gb8fm

7 жыл бұрын

TroySmithNova lol what?!

@Random-bj3gf

7 жыл бұрын

Ethan did come up with a lot of his own content for example the .EXE videos

@johnnonamegibbon3580

6 жыл бұрын

Everyone knows his comedy was based on MDE. Why would that be taboo?

@grambrinojones2486

6 жыл бұрын

If u look back at his video reacting to the organ player he even goes off on the same tangent about 'apple products' that Hyde goes on in his Tedx talk.

see how the jew becomes physically uncomfortable when the man is mentioned

These Jews culturally appropriated Sam Hyde's humor.

@jackrutledgegoembel5896

3 жыл бұрын

get laid

@erretiacca

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackrutledgegoembel5896 said the Tyler McVicker fan

@deeznutz8320

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackrutledgegoembel5896 Why is sex always you peoples number one go to insult? Are you that much of a coomer?

@thatonedude9246

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackrutledgegoembel5896 why is it always sex with you lads who are pointlessly negative? The amount of slob on your knob does not define you.

@mouricecheeks5215

3 жыл бұрын

@@erretiacca wtf is wrong with tyler mcvicker lmao

Damn what I wouldn't give to see Sam come onto their show and just destroy their careers like he does

@catshumpcats3

7 жыл бұрын

"Destroy their careers" LOL how delusional are you? Remember when Tim did that to sam and you all freaked out and got triggered af? lmaooooo

@BoopBoop508

7 жыл бұрын

Fu q cause cause tim and others didnt like him since day one

@Leon-zu1wp

7 жыл бұрын

Fu q I meant destroy their careers like roast them for stealing his content how would Sam destroy their careers like Tim Heicucker did? He has no power over them except comedy and autistic strength

@SteamGrace

6 жыл бұрын

Both h3h3 and MDE stole from T&E

@DrunkBastard

6 жыл бұрын

T&E 's latest special is literally ripping content from World Peace, so you can forget about that BS. MDE:WP was fresh, they cancelled it after letting press vultures attack it without defending it, then they begged Sam for the season 2 writing as if somehow they hadn't made themselves look like assholes enough.

The old "i stole your style and got famous off of it" smirk

@CivilizedWasteland

3 жыл бұрын

@The Waco Kid he's a millionaire

@CivilizedWasteland

3 жыл бұрын

@The Waco Kid cool glad you know he's famous

@CivilizedWasteland

3 жыл бұрын

@The Waco Kid having 12 million subscribers and 3 billion views doesn't make you famous? You sure have a high bar

@CivilizedWasteland

3 жыл бұрын

@Connor Ó Dubhlaoich reddit mostly, he turned to shit after he left isreal I think I stopped watching around that time

@billwilliams328

3 жыл бұрын

@@CivilizedWasteland Your use of the term 'famous' is skewered, that's why he argued with you. Stop people on the street and ask who Tom Cruise, Leonardo DiCaprio or Brad Pitt are and there is an extremely high chance they will know. Ask the same about 'Ethan Klien' and most would have no clue, EVEN if you followed up saying 'from the H3H3 Podcast' they still wouldn't know.

you can see the fear in his eyes LOL

I never listened to h3h3, but they sound defeated and near death.

@oscarsalesgirl296

2 жыл бұрын

welcome to the tribe

He stole Sam's essence and now won't even give him the time of day. Typical tricks!

@alphaotakux

6 жыл бұрын

*jewish tricks

@AndarooPandrew17

6 жыл бұрын

Dude you guys are all just as delusional as Sam huh...?

@Brandon-hr5fi

5 жыл бұрын

Lmfoaooo

@Nitrodino7875

5 жыл бұрын

@@Hoodinator17 it was one video and it got deleted right after. And people keep shitting on him for it. Jesus christ, pathetic.

@Nitrodino7875

5 жыл бұрын

@@Hoodinator17 bet you never watched the video he supposedly copied.

His wife's reaction is obvious that she too knows of Sammy

Is it weird that Sam gets funnier over time? First time you watch him and you're like "What is this weird creepy shit? How is this supposed to be funny?", and then gradually like creeping brain damage after a concussion, he grows on you. I'm now at the point where I laugh just hearing his name. I think eventually I'm going to get to the point where I start laughing at just the "Sam" part, and it's going to be really embarassing some day when someone introduces themselves and their name is Sam and I suddenly start screaming in their face "SAM HYDE SAM HYDE SAM HYDE WHITE PRIDE" while pissing my pants. The next level after that will be laughing at the fact that Sam exists in this universe until I go into a comatose state and awaken with my memory completely wiped.

@Darthlicious

6 жыл бұрын

Forward Synthesis He's the Death Grips of comedy

@Sushi_bar

6 жыл бұрын

I liked him from the start but yeah it gets funnier and funnier.

@wecoctm

6 жыл бұрын

glad im not the only one laughing at the name

@scouttrooperhh-1487

5 жыл бұрын

First video I saw was his 'my little pony porn game' and I fully assumed thats what those content creators looked and acted like.

@Tombalino

4 жыл бұрын

Coomatose state*

lol hila pretends she doesn't know sam hyde but then says "the ted talk" when ethan mentioned "one of my favourite videos on the internet"

@MertSu66

6 жыл бұрын

god, these people are natural born liar sociopaths arent they

@austinprice770

6 жыл бұрын

She literally didn't hear what Ethan said. When he repeated it, she said "oh". So shut up, stupid.

@RegularDude00

6 жыл бұрын

Whats the deal with sam i dont really know him

@Danefrak

5 жыл бұрын

@@MertSu66 me

@Grandmaster-Kush

4 жыл бұрын

Jews amirite

Ethan looked way healthier back then

Ethan is sweating

Damn Ethan, you've really let yourself go.

Wow he looks rly healthy here!

This Ethan does not exist anymore, just imagine what he would say about Sam today

The weak fear the strong.

Who's Sam Hyde? And why did you show picture of Cody Cigar?

@cdressel53191

5 жыл бұрын

@Sebas anyone who knows the truth is "anti-semitic"

The video Ethan can't remember is *Historie's Liars: The Dark Truth*

@Stonemask5

7 жыл бұрын

I thought he was talking about the 2070 Paradigm Shift

@krackheadkola

7 жыл бұрын

yeah basically all tells that he very much knows the exact name of the video but is trying to confuse the title but made it sound like another sam hyde vid lol . we all know he ripped sams mind blown vid HArd and had to edit the description to say :tribute to sam hyde . Truth is Sam is his comedy god but sam is too polarising to be liked publicly.

@krackheadkola

7 жыл бұрын

yeah mind blown .

@bobmarley5551

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah boi.

@bobmarley5551

6 жыл бұрын

Wow youre definitely new lmfao

this was 5 years ago but ethan has aged like 15 years since then

What, is Ethan prejudiced against serial murderers, or something?

I remember back when they did those wierd experimental art videos, i actualy found them because he commented on a lot of MDE videos back then they had less then 20k subs no one knew them i remeber because MDE was like 20k subs and they were less then that. They would try to self promote their channel comenting on sams stuff, this was actualy before the video reacts.

@teeth3396

4 жыл бұрын

toquixi yeah and he made a video that was like that improbable truth video and he was like “inspired by Sam Hyde”

You're shook Ethan.

Asking Ethan to have Sam on is like asking Dennis Leary to have Bill Hicks on his show. He REALLY does not like to be reminded of the fact that he wholesale stole Sam's KSTV style for his vids.

@BoopBoop508

7 жыл бұрын

Robert Stolle what video did ethan steal was it the Ted talk one?

@Random-bj3gf

7 жыл бұрын

He stole his whole style, no I think you're just a butthurt MDE fanboy

@CoolGuyAtlas

7 жыл бұрын

MM-528_HZ Butthurt over what exactly? Its not like it matters unless he did actually copy it.

@nerdcity

6 жыл бұрын

Ethan actually copied mindblown.exe, but admitted MDE was an influence on h3h3 stuff and shouted them out in a video about related channels.

@creedohler8526

5 жыл бұрын

wtf are you doing here

This was 4 years ago Christ. The foreshadowing on what Ethan would come to be (or already was at this point) is crazy.

Imagine donating $10 to someone who's already filthy rich.

@deeznutz8320

3 жыл бұрын

Well 10 bucks is a small price for mentioning a guy the interner is trying to delete

He seriously looks 30yrs younger in this clip.

I was the one who donated the money to him, I really wanted to see Sam Hyde on the podcast but unfortunately I don't think it will happen. I also tried to talk him up at first so he would actually read it.

@trihardcx6743

6 жыл бұрын

unoriginal name Fuck off racist, that was $10 of my hard-earned money.

@LukeI

6 жыл бұрын

TriHard Cx I bet it was all of you

@therustler30

6 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ what is this conspiracy? I am the one who donated the 10 dollars. Now fuck off pretenders.

@trihardcx6743

6 жыл бұрын

TheRustler Go eat some KFC & watermelon you racist

@croinkix

6 жыл бұрын

not that it matters really, but I'm actually the one who donated, it wasn't really worth it.

Don't make Sam defend himself Ethan.

You can tell they've talked about him before in private, but they don't have the balls to say what they really think publicly

i'm a huge fan of sam's stuff but i can't really blame these guys for not wanting to have him on sam would take great pleasure in turning it into a shitshow and there's no way ethan would be able to handle him as a guest that being said it would be fantastic to see

@tayzk5929

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah good thing Sam didn't turn the podcast into a shitshow amirite

@Sernival

Жыл бұрын

@@tayzk5929 kek

@nuts_fattening

Жыл бұрын

Ethan and Hila handled that on their own! No worries!

@waltch5711

11 ай бұрын

Sam was on PKA a few times and he was suprisingly calm like he didnt go full mode and turned it into a shitshow

Love to see them invite him and Frank Hassle. It would make his podcast worth watching for once

@elijahgavin6706

3 жыл бұрын

Frank is a menace and I love him for it

@spectradusker4305

3 жыл бұрын

@@elijahgavin6706 Me too :P

Sam Hyde would wreck this podcast. His level of thinking/comedy is like nothing these guys have ever seen. Also "Sam Hyde's 2070 Paradigm Shift" is what Ethan is referencing. It's fucking gold.

@MrArtoxs

7 жыл бұрын

Bob Fangosi it would be like the needle drop podcast every five seconds he would need to clarify if he is being serious

@Random-bj3gf

7 жыл бұрын

Nice use of hyperbole.

@witheredmedia

7 жыл бұрын

Actually he was talking about "Historie's Liars: The Dark Truth" not "2070 Paradigm Shift."

@whirled_peas

6 жыл бұрын

No he's referencing "An inconvenient anime" wtf

@genericdudejks

6 жыл бұрын

Bob Fangosi To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Sam Hyde. His humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Sam's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Million Dollar Extreme truly ARE idiots

"Oh..." *gulp*

Wow he was so slim!

ethan hit 10 walls in 5 years

the jew fears the Hyde

Ethan is worried that Sam is gonna ruin it with his bad attitude

I think it would be cool but seeing how the Needle Drop podcast went with Sam Hyde, I think Sam on the h3 podcast would just be to awkward because Ethan & Hila are a lot more awkward than Anthony Fantano. I mean look at the Jake Paul podcast. It was kinda painfully awkward to watch. Also Ethan and Sam have VERY different personalities.

@dollydrill5816

7 жыл бұрын

okonkwo They wouldn't have him on before the politics. They over cautious neurotic jews.

@TheCompleteWeirdo

7 жыл бұрын

Ethan is actually just a shit host

@Thebridge232

7 жыл бұрын

V120 To be fair he just started and he has never had previous experience as a host. Anthony Fantano used to host a radio show before he did KZread.

@BoopBoop508

7 жыл бұрын

okonkwo sam hyde was always political thats his comedy

@rodsquad5764

7 жыл бұрын

Its not sam fault that he was black listed because of tim heidecker and Judd Apatow.

Holy fuck what happened to him

Times have changed....

Ethan stole his comedy from Sam

0:16 you can here the fear and distant in his voice when he actually fully processes reality

Hila knew that just the mere presence of Sam would trigger her to ovulate and demand Sam's pure aryan seed to fertilize her while Ethan is forced to watch.

Sam was ethans biggest influence. Infact he ripped him off.

Pretty ironic considering Ethan would’ve had a lot harder time pretending to be funny if it weren’t for Sam Hyde.

I'd like to see them get along. Sam was great on the needledrop podcast.

@MrArtoxs

6 жыл бұрын

true

Someone please donate to their stream again and ask them to interview Sam Hyde again.

I've memorized so much of Sam Hydes 2070 Paradigm Shift it's actually hilarious

It's called 2070 Paradigm Shift

Damn I didn't realize how much weight he's actually gained since then

He is actualy scared of sam hyde lol, He should be.

"Ten dollhairs."

How do these people have a show?

Do it dude! Both of you guys are hilarious!

This is needlessly intense.

Jesus the last three years have been rough for ethan

sam hyde? oh gawd my eyebrows

>The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But ask him to have Samir al-Hajeed as a guest and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

I feel like that smile could be a meme or something.

The jew fears the flesh golem.

>Ethan >Sam Choose one

@jamesbong2101

6 жыл бұрын

uncle redd Sam is way better

@vvv-kj3le

6 жыл бұрын

Sam

@knucklehead2805

5 жыл бұрын

Daddy o sam

@diversekino

5 жыл бұрын

Sam “Self Défense Master” Hyde

This guy completely ripped his whole act off f on Sam Hyde

I saw Sam in a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

@recluse71

2 жыл бұрын

For some reason…. I believe you.

@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb

Жыл бұрын

@@recluse71 It's a copy pasta but it fits his persona perfectly.

You can literally see the terror in his eyes.

how would he know sam was once in LA... but he pretends like he doesnt know shit about him? doesnt know the name of his biggest video?

the twitching of the face went away as soon as sam hyde is mentioned...

unintentional asmr

nice podcast dude

So when is Sam coming on?

What is happening with Sam Hyde I'm so confused

@illbeburningstar1

7 жыл бұрын

Gino DiGregorio just that h3h3 doesn't want go fuck up there brand I think cuz Sam's well.....sam I would love to see him on the podcast tho. And I do love MDE

@Rockcroc2000Rm1wE3erWmNfkL

7 жыл бұрын

He's heard about Sam Hyde, he's kept it from Hila for years. Poor guy was nearly tricked by some random to allow a school shooter on the podcast. 🙏🙏🙏

@illbeburningstar1

7 жыл бұрын

Sarken for real or Sam came.on he would probably just start shooting everyone. Ha but nah would like to Sam on

@Russianornorussian

7 жыл бұрын

Hahaha... Everytime

@blackopsy9

6 жыл бұрын

+Keller mcalpin H3H3 stole one of his videos and Sam called Ethan a faggot in New York. They tried to pretend they didn't know who he was at first but that's just because they want to avoid the discussion that they stole their entire style of comedy off of him and never credit him (except under the video they stole).

Sam Hyde's 2070 Paradigm Shift

They were so close, they just needed 11 million more, they were 1 third the way there God damn it

"swampy sand bag gave 10 doll hairs"

FISH TANK GANG IS COMING FOR THE CROWN

Paradigm shift is what he meant to say.

We got the Tim Heidecker podcast now anyway

Imagine donating money to a rich jew

Now all we’re waiting for is to hear his opinion on having Sam Hyde as a *guest*

2070 Paradigm Shift

What's the reason for the tension, funny as fuck.

This is some real juicy drama ZOMG

This just showed up on my home page. The years have not been kind to Ethan.

>up next the needle drop podcast with sam hyde lol

His appearance on their podcast might make it so much less boring than it is

@aguy1883

4 жыл бұрын

Nothing can save that trainwreck of a podcast.

The eyebrows tell it all, Ethan!

WTF is that what Ethan used to look like?