-"Nice! New Greg vid, time to get a laugh" *leaves in tears*

They accept his anger because they get his money lmao

@icysh4d0w51

27 күн бұрын

Facts

Greg helmuth at it again

These guys are so cool. Everybody is always in awe of their badass aura and persona, it doesn't immediately reveal a pathetic, sad, shell of a man.

Punchline: Greg, don’t ever tap the glass.

I was waiting for a punch line

@kesetokaiba

Ай бұрын

Punchline is our Greg has the nuts and is talking to G-money just to get a call xD

i am happy to play therapist at the table for punted stacks.

Eric Persson fits well in this aggro macho profile

Nik Airball summed up

@nab0305

Ай бұрын

First person I thought of

Greg goes nuts

To be fair that's me after a whole hour of outrageous bad beats on online poker 😅

who...who hurt you?

@KO-zi2xf

Ай бұрын

G money hurt me

More G$$$ we want to the sensitive side of G$ 😅

I’m angry all the time but I don’t act like that with people

here we have psychologist Greg.. are there no bounds to this man's talent?

I got a skit for Greg. This came from personal experience. I got sat at seat 6 at a table and the first think I hear is, "Welcome to my table" as I look down the table and see a big orge at seat 3. I pretended to not hear him while I hand cash to the chip runner. "Remember to give me those chips, they're going to be mine" says the Orge. Before my chips came, I asked to be dealt in and got kings. I raise and the orge says, "Thanks for your donation" and re-raises. I 4 bet and he jams "All In". End up stacking him before my chips came. Lucky lucky

Sometimes, we just need a real talk

AT THE END. Have the other player turn over a boat. Have him get excited ready to explode into a ball of hate back towards the ahole… then have him hesitate. Have the ahole say “it’s okay you can let me have it.” (With a tear running down). The other player feels bad for a sec but doesn’t care. He starts to unload on the ahole and the ahole after a min slowly turns over quads one card at a time. It ends with the ahole looking deep into the other players soul with a blank expression as he scoops the pot.

what's the name of the background music?

Is this about Versace lmaoo

Quick question, I’ve seen in the past that it’s bad to leave after winning big on a hand. When is an appropriate time/way to leave a game?

@SpicyNuggs562

Ай бұрын

Leave whenever you want. You don't owe anyone anything.

@miketang8719

25 күн бұрын

At most private games I go to as long as you’ve been there at least 2 hours you can leave whenever if you’re up, but it’s just nice to at least stay 2-3 orbits, now if it’s at a casino with no rules about timing I’m out of there don’t care 🤷🏻‍♂️

Fine work, Greg.

WTH why does my friend sound exactly like that when playing but when not, he's a cry baby

@ichmagheringway89

Ай бұрын

i hope he gets the help he needs.

Guys I see that do this usually tip well so that dealers and the floor will put up with hem.

That's me lol

Is this a repost? I already saw this one.

@SpicyNuggs562

Ай бұрын

It must be a repost. Yes. Me too. He probably changed it a little bit for some reason, and then reposted. Or just trying to milk it for a view more views? 😄

I like this one :)

Where did you buy your poker chips?

it smell like... male pattern doofiness in here XD

😂😂😂😂

just say eric persson

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Nobody acts like this at a poker table let’s be real bum

😢