Guy and Girl FEED THE BABY To The SHARK In RAFT! | Raft The New Chapter #2
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if you are reading this you are beautiful! have a great day you beautiful being!
@leylanasuhoglu3723
4 жыл бұрын
Ty!!!
@nickaponte6681
4 жыл бұрын
we need more people like Lorelei Sego! You are a wonderful person and I hope you live a long happy life!!
@sleepy_puppy.
4 жыл бұрын
Thx u very muchz I has de badz grammmmerrr
@herothehunter5716
4 жыл бұрын
Awww thank you
@hyphen.25
4 жыл бұрын
Are you sure about that!
Jess: "He's not coming out, why isn't he coming out? We should go in and get him." Jason: "Take him by force." *Charges at the door* Me: "Woah...AmaZInG!"
@peachhhi
4 жыл бұрын
Not cool plus you just want likes and then later on you will say "No i don't!!!"
@user-pc9xu4pq2n
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@gust-dh5eb
4 жыл бұрын
read this at the same time they said this
@RosesEverywhere1
4 жыл бұрын
That's how you get gays to come out ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
@alissaandry1332
2 жыл бұрын
@@peachhhi not cool
Jess: Let's talk about our FEELINGSSS! Jason: Augh uh- [ 11:14 ]
@NuhuhMermaid
8 күн бұрын
Gjhgjyogoguyoyuggoiyyigouygooigyuiogoiuggiuoiguoguoigiuofuckggkhjkuvhiugvviyuguiugiogyuogoyigyougyuogoub
Alternative title: Jess and Jason play with a dead body for fifteen minutes.
@YokastaSeguraPeguero
2 жыл бұрын
14:16
@bloodgolem8717
2 жыл бұрын
I agree 👍
@katiekind1757
Жыл бұрын
@@YokastaSeguraPeguero Fake. Your picture is slightly off. Jellybean's is not
@Saynuhuh
Жыл бұрын
Another suggestion: “Jess and Jason playing with murder evidence” 🤭
@davidgarrison2661
Жыл бұрын
Another title, Jess and Jason abuse and murder there own child!
“I would never harm the potatoes” proceeds to burn them
@mikasaackerman9100
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@chloegonzalez831
4 жыл бұрын
Does your picture that starts with the letter "P" it means "POTATO'S"
@sleepdeprivedchild9253
4 жыл бұрын
Someone going eventually get r/woooooooosh
@burntmarshmallow9331
4 жыл бұрын
🥔 🔥
@aby3548
4 жыл бұрын
As I read this I saw it on the screen
No one: Not God: Not Me: Jason: *Throws a baby into water*
@Kit269
4 жыл бұрын
*Baby*: *dies*
@arlenerillo3570
4 жыл бұрын
Da baby is ded ok👍.
@Kit269
4 жыл бұрын
@@arlenerillo3570 no hes alive in part 3
@xbennly92
4 жыл бұрын
TOP 10 Anime Betrayals
@Asuno_
4 жыл бұрын
A baby that looks like a grown man.
Jason: The god is upset with me Jess: The angels are cryin' Also Jason: The Angels!? Oh all the right angels and left angels ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋ Me: Crying from laughter Happens on 0:35
Jason: Chris and I are the melon eaters! Me: *dies inside*😂
@1Fire-Flare1
2 жыл бұрын
Finally someone understand my pain from that question
@XxMegumi_simpXx
3 ай бұрын
@@1Fire-Flare1 frrrr
Jess eats her own kind? Why is she eating potatoes?
@phoebemillerowo4912
4 жыл бұрын
All potatoes eat potatoes
@R.potterias
4 жыл бұрын
You are what you eat
@satansspaghetti3552
4 жыл бұрын
Potatobalism
@bubbles4194
4 жыл бұрын
No bruh
@clown.username
4 жыл бұрын
JESS YOUR A CANIBUL
"I'll eat my own melons. " -Jess 'Me and Chris are the melon eaters, not you. " -Jason
@draglingstudios5418
4 жыл бұрын
Hmmmmm HMMMMMMM XD
@beennett
4 жыл бұрын
Oh God
@unseasonedpringles
4 жыл бұрын
*dirty mind activated*
@lozg4andfallengames307
4 жыл бұрын
Dagit stop it
@cherries_84
4 жыл бұрын
•Itz•Zyla• ikr 🤣
aphmau: Censors the word “Crap” also aphmau: *Look at my Melons*
@jocelynturkel8338
2 жыл бұрын
When?
@WolfieXPlays
Жыл бұрын
@@jocelynturkel8338 12:45
0:37 Aph: The Angels are crying! Aaron: oh the right angles and the left angles! Me: what is happening!?🤣
"Books that you can sleep him to *death* " "Oh no! His girlfriend *knows* " I wonder what will happen when Chris figures out that Stella is dead.
@gabriellapinto29
4 жыл бұрын
FlipQuake oh yeah will he move on to the new one 😘
@flipquake9123
4 жыл бұрын
Oof. Poor Stella
I love your vids WOW Thanks for so many likes!
@puddledrawings571
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@briannaguadarrama
4 жыл бұрын
Same here
@akarisasaki1475
4 жыл бұрын
Why did this get so many likes? Lol, I'm not saying I'm disagreeing but still.
@ratzua2187
4 жыл бұрын
please tell me why? why do you LOVE her vids? do you plan on marrying them? if any other reason please tell us!
@hantelopeart4594
4 жыл бұрын
Killer Sans u good there, bro? they just love her vids.
I love how they keep making like let’s just say inappropriate jokes but Jason says Crap and she bleeps that 🤣
can we just say that she makes videos for us and also to make us happy not even knowing bout her happyness like can we just give her all the love rn?
@Im_a_fruity_person
Жыл бұрын
Yes wE shall 🥹👍☺️😌😊
"Oh, he's sleeping!" Jess violently shushes her husband. She then proceeds to talk loudly, in the open doorway, literal feet away from the guy they are trying to avoid waking. ...I don't know exactly why, but I love this more than anything.
@PaigeAdams-pc2cb
11 ай бұрын
182 likes no comment I'll fix that little late thought
@anthonyfranchville2374
10 ай бұрын
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤😢🎉 😊
“Let me water your melons” -Jason 2019
@JayLoves124
4 жыл бұрын
think about that for a bit....
@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart
4 жыл бұрын
That profile Pic 😂
@cherries_84
4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@christinamcclendon5789
4 жыл бұрын
『 Justanother_UWU 』 wait water and melons watermelons 🍉
@teholive939
4 жыл бұрын
O god
4:06 Stella has come to avenge her boyfriend XD By the way it’s like aph doesn’t do anything about the seagulls until they’ve already beaten her crops silly
At 0:23 she said angles instead of angels and that cracked me up so hard
*Parents in denial when their child is dead* “He’s not dead! He’s sleeping!”
@jeanbeck3029
4 жыл бұрын
i love your pfp!!
@maythekit
4 жыл бұрын
Antivaxx parents be like:
@mverna3628
4 жыл бұрын
XD
@lillianlester6289
4 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@niccolejoseph-gordon3850
4 жыл бұрын
Is that Mina I seee😏
Jason is earth's saviour
i love how that chris is the baby not like he already isn't a baby XD
9:26 Wait.....That was his HAIR!
“ ahh his girlfriend know” Aphmau (Jess) 2019
Jason: “I’ve already had your melons” 😳😳 okay.....
@writingcoolstuff
4 жыл бұрын
Oh my,i get it.
@luvluvm1nti
4 жыл бұрын
oh god pwease nwo-
@Grogy.101
4 жыл бұрын
Cuteypanda4 WHY IM I SO ugHhgGjGjjj
@justicesplanet5958
4 жыл бұрын
Boo no pg13 demonitized 😔
@No-yh7jg
3 жыл бұрын
Oh dear TwT
6:58 she even confessed that she is a cannibal
@loisma2356
3 жыл бұрын
Sorry wrong number
@loisma2356
3 жыл бұрын
Forget this comment exists
@loisma2356
3 жыл бұрын
NOW
@avathewolf
Жыл бұрын
@@loisma2356 no
Just keep listen to what they say 11:20
I love you JESS
@YhentoYhhaen
4 жыл бұрын
WOAHHHHHHH she has a boyfriend.......
@YhentoYhhaen
4 жыл бұрын
Jason is gonna rage cause you said that...
@Devwasoffline
4 жыл бұрын
ÿôłîšśå čŕūż yea he is gonna rage hard
@ratlord7030
4 жыл бұрын
@@YhentoYhhaen husband*
@YhentoYhhaen
4 жыл бұрын
Oh ya he issss thanks milktea
Chris died and Jason had the nerve to try to convince Jess that he was alive and also tried to feed Chris to the shark. That’s what it takes to be a good father. 🤣
@disreputablerob
3 жыл бұрын
That's weird and funny? I guess?
@shreyaghosh2688
2 жыл бұрын
THE OPPOSITE (SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD DAD)'
2:48 chris is standing but he is literly dead! (You have to pay really close attention)
Go to 9:34 in vid he just drops of sky and I can’t stop laughing 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Left Angles.............. really Jason
Jason: He's not dead he's merely sleeping Me when I look after a friend's pet fish
@sarahburchfield4652
4 жыл бұрын
Helen Hardman omg that made my day
@K_Design03
4 жыл бұрын
Oml
"i would never harm meh potato family" *burns them*
Jess:FRANTICALLY TRYING NOT TO DROWN Jason:you good? Jess:uhhhh...THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!!
“Mellon Bird!” Jason, 2019
Please Make more burger cats
Can I PLEASE get a Melon count?
Jason: "i was tryna get a good catch 😏" Jess: "stop itttt ☺️" Jason: "BIRDS!!! *B I R D S* "
Can we get an F in th chat for sleeping *(dead)* Baby Chris
@rynaseryna
4 жыл бұрын
F WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
@akilatech6444
4 жыл бұрын
F 😭
@Kit269
4 жыл бұрын
F
@pixarpixy
4 жыл бұрын
F
@peanutbuttermafia
4 жыл бұрын
F
Jason: For all your big melons. Me: Jason!!!!!! What the heck!!!!! Do you know what you just said!!! Aaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Kit269
4 жыл бұрын
He meant her boobs because melons , boobs
@Fern-Kurumi
4 жыл бұрын
Um
@Fern-Kurumi
4 жыл бұрын
......wat?
@M1K0_s
4 жыл бұрын
Kittyfuntime Gacha umm- THIS IS FAMILY FRIENDLY PLEASE!
11:38, possibly my favorite moment in all of the series.
*Finds baby Chris dead* Jason: "lets just pretend that it never happend" *Aphmau stares at Jason* Aphmau: "Awww look at him hes sleeping" *afew minutes later* Jason: "Aww hes dead" *Hits Chris with hammer* Jason: "Awwww" *Another couple of minutes later* Aphmau: "OH NO HIS GF KNOWS!"
This video should be renamed Jason and Jessica making subtle jokes about large melons for five minutes straight...
@user-yk2kx9jw4s
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, "*subtle*"
@pissypantskenzie
4 жыл бұрын
@Identity 2050 shhh the children
@jakaylamccauley8841
4 жыл бұрын
Child friendly 😊
@cheem_ko9li
4 жыл бұрын
Shhh there are children watching XD
@draglingstudios5418
4 жыл бұрын
*cough cough* assets *cough cough*
Aphmau: *Eats potato* Me: *Le Gasps* "CANNIBALISM!!"
3:22 Is so Funny 🤣
Jess you killed Stella 👁👄👁
Jessica....... In my darkest moments you and your crew always make me smile....... Today my parents had a fight and my family is unstable and it makes me feel sad but thanks to you being my inspiration I try my best too keep them from breaking up........ And I thank you for being an amazing person and inspiration 😔😞🙂😊
@dianetascione4175
4 жыл бұрын
i know how you feel with fights my nana and mom use to fight a lot i would hide some were and cry but one day i was not crying i just sat there being calm playing on my tablet. hope you have a wonder full spectacular amazing out standing rest of the night im 9
6:07 I am convinced Jason was in creative mode.
I cant stop laughing the part that jason just smack christ face while sleeping😂😂😂and btw I love your videos aphmau!😄😊
Yes vary subtle on the... “Personalty/melon ” jokes only people who watched aphmau doodle date will understand I added a clarification so if you didn’t watch doodle date there it is
11:45 XDDDD "Yeah he's Thirsty alright ;)" XD IM DEAD
Me reading the title: does he really do that...? Me a couple seconds later: No. I doubt it very very much
IM AT 7:41 AND WILL CHRIS EVER EVEN BE ALIVE AGAIN
who here is watching this series in 2024?
@wendypong4115
25 күн бұрын
Me😂❤
@Shello_Kat
18 күн бұрын
ME😅
For all you girls out there Get a man like Jason He makes Jess laugh He helps Jess out He helps Jess make amazing content He is seriously amazing ❤❤❤❤
@pypergallerno4888
Жыл бұрын
ya get a man like Jason
@Shadowxaya
Жыл бұрын
But what if we like girls?
@averagehufflepuff
Жыл бұрын
@@Shadowxaya Get a girl like… Jess She will make you laugh And she will always try to keep you happy And she will try to help you through tough situations
Jason: *drops baby chris into the water* My brain: *TOP 10 ANIME BETRAYALS*
@loisma2356
3 жыл бұрын
Spat my water at that
@paballonkoane6094
3 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@wiz2606
3 жыл бұрын
*Wheeze-* Throat proceeds to stop working
@Al3x_2023
2 жыл бұрын
I wheezed and nearly died because of that 😂
Jason "I would never hurt my potato" burns potato " I would never ( gets deeper ) hurt a potato jess " the angles r crying" 37 seconds in gets me every time
This video made me laugh the whole time 😹
I love Raft! I'm so glad it's back!
HONEY 👏 HOW 👏 ARE 👏 YOU 👏 SO 👏 TAL👏 EN 👏 TED👏 How dare you kill ze potato family 💛 🥔 LOVE YOU JESS AND JASON AND EVERYONE WHO PUT IN THE EFFORT TO DO EVERYTHING YA BOOTIFUL PEOPLE💛
@sophiecourtney9404
4 жыл бұрын
OH MY HECKIN CAKE MAC AND CHEESE NUGGETS! THANK YOU SO MUCH I’VE NEVER GOTTEN SO MANY LIKES!!!! 😱🥳🥰
Jason:Reads story TILL BABY DEAD Jess:Steps on child BABY:does absolutely nothing
Aphmau: The angles are cryin-the ANGELS *proceeds to laugh* Jason: THE ANGLES!? Oh you know all those right angles and left angles just sobbing.
Bruh, is no one gonna acknowledge that fact that Chris has so much devotion to his job that he left his monitor on in the game so that his body would be there.
@ani_mharxyltheonlybride8341
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah😂😂
@EnergeticRushi
2 жыл бұрын
lol
@EnergeticRushi
2 жыл бұрын
YUH
@Angel-pv2qf
2 жыл бұрын
Fr tho-
@_Tanoshi_
Жыл бұрын
Yah
I love how Chris just like "in sad of being afk, I wanna play Minecraft ;n;"
3:28 he's what jess?
best parents ever
0:01 EEEE- RA-TA-CHA!! XD 💖
8:50 No, Aphmau. That's a gun.
I kinda think they should put the automatic-petter next to Chris's bed, so he can ✨sleep✨
“oh you’re reading him a story!” *pulls out spear* “Oh, oh yes!”
"HE'S JUST SLEEPING!!!!" - Japhmau 2019
6:48 Jess asking the real questions
I can’t believe this video best video ever😜
Wow that's so cool
"Take him by force" Sounds like Take them by force On Mstreet when angels fall
@writingcoolstuff
4 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE RIGHT I THINK.Its been a while since i watch mystreet
I was waiting for this to be uploaded. My instincts were right again
9:14 hahahahahah
Aphmau:*drowning* Aaron:are you ok Aphmau:AHHHHH Aaron:oh thats a shark Me:dieing of laughter 😂😂
I love the intro, You two had a sweet moment, it was so cute!~
“Lemme water your melons!” *These words, I’m rethinking them...*
@dee6174
3 жыл бұрын
i heard that and i literally made that winking emoji face
@YESSIR-wy1fj
3 жыл бұрын
@@dee6174 this was no accident
@dee6174
3 жыл бұрын
@@YESSIR-wy1fj oh ik it wasn't there are dirty jokes littered throughout
You guys are good at raft
Jess : the angles are crying Jason : the right angles and left angles Whyd that hit me so hard
Me staying at there raft for three days Aph: oh that’s baby Chris he’s sleeping 2 days later Me : um your baby has been sleeping for two days I think he’s de- Aph: NO HE IS SLEEPING
@writingcoolstuff
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@wolfietrackim8718
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@wolfietrackim8718
3 жыл бұрын
I would be like he’s dead what do you mean the dead man you literally killed your own son
@harperashcraft803
3 жыл бұрын
Jason after aph screams: he's just going to the bathroom 😂
I'm glad raft's back :)
Love raft aphmau
12:56 Oh god Jason-
11:45 at the top it said, “Yeah he’s thirsty alright ;)”
@allendoesarts1610
3 жыл бұрын
i noticed that to....
@jeanettedieball7830
3 жыл бұрын
Sus.....
I LOVE YOU APHMAU!! U R MY FAVORITE KZreadR!
@Kit269
4 жыл бұрын
Same
Aphmau and jason opens the door Aphmau: Chris honey! *Chris dies* Jason: I can explain Aphmau: Yes you have some explaining to do- Jason: Lets just pretend this never happened Me: Thats the best parenting i've ever heard of
Hi I love your Video
Hope you have a great day!
Early group 🙂
@sleepy_puppy.
4 жыл бұрын
Me: raises hand for once
i love you
Aphmau:The seagulls can’t come out at night that’s illegal! Aaron: you mean that’s a seagull. Aph: just shut up. Me:⁉️⁉️
"The automatic petter is petting the baby!" Someday, these three are going to make me laugh to death.
@1Fire-Flare1
2 жыл бұрын
They already have for me at least
“Your melon farms, for you very big melons” Yes, very subtle guys I thought this was for children “I’ve already eaten your melons!” Omg!
@reptilequeen4720
4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a movie I watched when I was a kid (forget the name of it) but this guy was like playing with the actual fruit melons and this woman looked at him weird because she didn't know what he was doing and he ended up saying nice melons (talking about the fruit but the lady didnt know) she smiled and said thank you and walked away 🤣
@Akitablue
4 жыл бұрын
Right!!!!!
Hi I love your videos and you’re so cool
Jess: "visashly drowning" Jess: that never happened Jason: that definitely did