I been white for 52 years. Where the f is my white privileged???? I want to file a complaint!!!!!!!

@hangsu6261

2 ай бұрын

Let's go Brandon!

@5Gburn

2 ай бұрын

Saaaaaame.

@rpmgrlca

2 ай бұрын

Maybe its in your other pocket. LOL

@Ilanawolf12

2 ай бұрын

If you don't use it, you lose it!

@moeemdown3774

2 ай бұрын

@MrJoe81: Remember you give your white privilege away with every pay check. 🤣🤣

We do have egregious racism in America. It's called DEI. Remember, that stands for Discrimination, Exclusion, and Intolerance.

@RebeccaLamoni

2 ай бұрын

LOVE your meaning for DEI -- best remark I've seen all day. Thanks!

@vaekkriinhart4347

2 ай бұрын

"hate has no home here" Are they not all full of hate?

@virginiahunt357

2 ай бұрын

Most appropriate and correct definition of DEI.

@Edward-bd8iy

2 ай бұрын

There is only ONE DEI. Dale Earnhardt Incorporated. All others are 🦬💩

@johnwayne2065

2 ай бұрын

@@vaekkriinhart4347 "hate has no home here" - I have relatives with that sign in their front yard - yet, if I dare to argue any sort of conservative position, they seem to forget about that sign in their front yard. They proudly proclaim their "tolerance" of everything, but they claim I'm brainwashed by "disinformation", and have started to distance themselves from me, but I'm sure they're doing it "lovingly".

The clown shoe was hysterical and briben actually walks like he's still wearing them. LOL

Garbage In, Garbage Out

@vaekkriinhart4347

2 ай бұрын

right? Hopefully, AI might actually end up exposing the Left in ways they haven't anticipated, like this blunder

Gemini AI does say DEI is the same as communism, but then after that, continues with a woke explamation about it.

@Edward-bd8iy

2 ай бұрын

DEI only stands for one thing. Dale Earnhardt Incorporated.

"Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right." - George Orwell, 1984

@maynardcarmer3148

2 ай бұрын

Yep; I read the book. Long, long ago, it was.

@carlosrosas7249

2 ай бұрын

That fits like a glove on the Trump's Maga Cult Party zombie followers . 2024 🗽⏳✍️✍️

@sandy-pf9bb

2 ай бұрын

I did term paper in the 1970s on dystopian societies using "1984" and "Animal Farm." I was actually niave enough to believe we were too smart to ever go there. Reality is being lost now. It's breaking my heart.

@maynardcarmer3148

2 ай бұрын

@@sandy-pf9bb Did you ever read "It Can't Happen Here", by Sinclair Lewis? If not, you should

@sandy-pf9bb

2 ай бұрын

@maynardcarmer3148 No, I haven't. It sounds good. Next trip to the library. Thank you so much!!!!

Makes you wonder what else Google is doing behind the scenes.

@vaekkriinhart4347

2 ай бұрын

come on, it sucks.. just try n use google to discover the truth about covid and the vax and you'll see clearly the bias and censorship.. and it's all across the board. Whatever the government says, they comply. They may even be controlled exclusively by the government

@amcone8268

2 ай бұрын

Evil 😈 stuff

@asmith1711

2 ай бұрын

We will find out in November

Gutfeld the glue holding FOX up at this point

@anneschreck5136

2 ай бұрын

He's really the only thing I like about FOX anymore.

@GokulOnFire

2 ай бұрын

Yup. Him & Tyrus are top tier. Jesse & Lawrence Jones are also good.

@AyodeleFawehinmi

2 ай бұрын

His shoes are the only 2 I still watch on Fox

@AyodeleFawehinmi

2 ай бұрын

OK Jesse occasionally

@2ndMostEndangeredGender

2 ай бұрын

@@AyodeleFawehinmi what a bizarre obsession you have with FOX.

Google AI has no value.

@thetruthchannel349

2 ай бұрын

Alphabet Inc is not worth 1.7 trillion. They Donald Trump'd their assets ).

@hardenedsap

2 ай бұрын

Google is useless for most information. Hard to beat for getting around/maps but I cringe very time I use it. 😂

@santiagoabalos7564

2 ай бұрын

@@hardenedsap I agree. I don't like MSN and Yahoo too much either.

@monicagene-lp4tu

2 ай бұрын

All search engines are WOKE, untruthful and biased

@monicagene-lp4tu

2 ай бұрын

Yes.useless.

How did the Clown Shoe joke end up in Leftovers? It almost gave me a heart attack.

@warr1973

2 ай бұрын

Probably cause it's already all over the internet to be a "main" joke.

@johnboight9561

2 ай бұрын

AG Letitia James: “The rule of law applies to all of us, equally fairly and justly.”

@warr1973

2 ай бұрын

@@johnboight9561

@geraldboesen5037

2 ай бұрын

@@johnboight9561 Rule of law = GET TRUMP!

@josephgaviota

2 ай бұрын

@@geraldboesen5037 _Rule of law = GET TRUMP!_ How can that be, I asked. "We don't like him," is the answer. Oh, that makes a lot of legal sense 🤷‍♂

I asked Gemini to show me pictures of WWII soldiers. One of the pictures was a black woman holding a rifle. Women were barred from fighting in the war.

@thebossy1

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

Greg is the funniest guy on TV. Thank you! This was one of the best!

@YourMomsHole

2 ай бұрын

Let me guess...you're over 60 right?

@tedbenveniste412

2 ай бұрын

He’s not funny at all, his jokes fall flat with the audience all the time and his presentation is horrible.

@stanleydavidlepretre4241

2 ай бұрын

​@@tedbenveniste412Why do you dislike black people?

@nigeltufnel9525

2 ай бұрын

Is this Greg's mom?

@tamiguin1035

2 ай бұрын

@@tedbenveniste412 Then why are you watching him?

This guy did more to set back the A.I. revolution than any skynet program ever could. Now the real question is weather or not his career has ended.

@sunnyday3327

2 ай бұрын

@SaanMigwell. Well, Since Barrγ appointed himseIf heaժ of Al & this has been his message/agεnժa, he’s more to bIame.

@Chuck1284-

2 ай бұрын

The guy is a real self-loathing kook. hopefully Google has a building tall enough for him to leap from now that he's destined for the fast food industry.

@Rathkryn

2 ай бұрын

This didn't do anything to set back A.I. development. He (probably unintentionally) pointed out the flaw with programming A.I.s to pretend white people didn't invent the things they did.

@neilreynolds3858

2 ай бұрын

Of course not. He'll find a job at some other company and ruin them too. Isn't that the point of socialism?

@timothyfloogle

2 ай бұрын

Whether is what you mean OP... weather is more clouds and rain or sunshine than comparisons or juxtaposed options...

Leftovers are priceless 😅😅

What should have been mentioned is that "Hamilton" was believed to be accurate by those who attended public school. The AI generated history is the one that the Teacher's Union agrees with.

@harriettanthony7352

2 ай бұрын

Too true, this. This writer spends hours de programming his g.grand kids

If you asked Gemini AI to post a pic of the group, The Monkees. I wonder what pic would pop up? lol

@johnhoran9840

2 ай бұрын

The Temptations.

@SharonBook

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@warr1973

2 ай бұрын

​@@johnhoran9840nailed it lmao

@jeffreymorris4827

2 ай бұрын

Jackson 5

@johnhoran9840

2 ай бұрын

@@jeffreymorris4827 I thought of them after The Temptations. 😆

Absolutely great jokes, and kudos to whoever wrote them

ask that AI to make a picture of Tarzan, a black man hanging around a bunch of chimpanzees would have caused some heads to explode

@stevechurch4728

2 ай бұрын

asking for Al Capone, lee harvey Oswald and Ted Bundy could be a problem for the AI.

@valdos8775

2 ай бұрын

True 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@vaekkriinhart4347

2 ай бұрын

"Science!"

@Edward-bd8iy

2 ай бұрын

Ask AI to make a photo of Al Bundy. You'll probably get Griff...

@danduarte7010

2 ай бұрын

How about AI creates a Joe Biden in black face, and Obama in white face?😂

Exceptional Greg's Leftovers tonight. Thank you 😂

Dude locked his X account down so all us bad bad wicked racists can’t call him out. What a coward

@hunger28772

Ай бұрын

maybe you shouldn't trying to hero keyboard then

Proof Positive that AI is NOT Artificial Intelligence it's Actual idiocy. It doesn't "think for itself" in any way shape or form, it is simply a program that does exactly what the programer has told it to do.

Gutfeld. You are on "FIRE!" tonight. Keep bringing the jokes:)

The movie "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington " was supposed to be a warning not a "how to" on election rigging and propaganda....

Krawcykz was obviously brought up as a child in a very Molly coddled middle class setting. Now he feels guilty and assumes, wrongly, that every white person in the USA had similar. Spoiler alert: they didn't.

Even on a bad day, Greg's monologs are the best in the business. Well done!

@pithius2191

2 ай бұрын

Creepy or Cringe business?

@Rathkryn

2 ай бұрын

Well, he is talking about democrats, @@pithius2191. So both. Can't be helped until the democrats stop being so themselves.

@carlosrosas7249

2 ай бұрын

Get your vitamins , quick ... ! 😅😂

@masond2838

2 ай бұрын

You need a life.

Great episode. Writers killing it this week!

Love you Julie! ❤❤

@sunnyday3327

2 ай бұрын

Julie speaks the truth. I think this AI debacIe 0riginates from higher up, 0 βha ma´made himself head of AI. This has been ΗΙS ηarratiνe

@jimmerkerlin5005

2 ай бұрын

She is an absolute smoke show!!!

@Jason-cn5vo

2 ай бұрын

​@@jimmerkerlin5005that's why it's called Fox

Kraf--chick is how the man's name is pronounced. He has to get in touch with his Polishness. Life would be a lot more happier for him!

@megatruth2546

2 ай бұрын

I knew several people with the same name and they pronounced in Kraw--zik.

@Edward-bd8iy

2 ай бұрын

Polish sausage.... Mike Ditka.... The Bears....

@zxyatiywariii8

2 ай бұрын

Can confirm, that's how the Polish speakers I know pronounce it. I bet he's never been to Poland, though. . . Polish people don't try to lie about history.

The new Goggle AI apparently won't generate a picture of a black person eating fried chicken. But if you ask it to make one of a Greek philosopher eating fried chicken it will make the philosopher black, because that's somehow more diverse!!! 😂😂😂😂

Best show on earth. Nice work guys

I keep thinking since the AI's are mostly designed and programmed by woke techs, they're going to get tired of the stupidity and self destruct. I hope it's a big one, too.

@l33tninja1

2 ай бұрын

This was actually a big issue they encountered when they started messing with earlier versions of the current stuff. They found AI based entirely on facts, data and reality kept calling woke evil and pointing out things they dont want to hear. Like how most gun crines commited on black poeple is from other black people.

Tyrus!!! Love your memoir!!

@crimsoncadence683

2 ай бұрын

HEY TYRUS! YOU WATCH "THE FALL OF MINNEAPOLIS" YET?

@vaekkriinhart4347

2 ай бұрын

But why does Tyrus insist that he's black???

Require Jack Krawczyk to live among his heros in Oakland and see how long he lasts.

Gutfeld nailed it, this bot guy's a real piece of work.

@andrelotscher280

2 ай бұрын

🥱🥱🥱

@tray22

2 ай бұрын

The bots are strong in this channel. I know which accounts are real based on how close to reality the comments are. You have passed the smell test. Liberals don't shower, so it works in person as well.

@tray22

2 ай бұрын

​@andrelotscher280 Joe Biden is that you?

Greg and his writers all need to be Trumps new speech writers! 😂😅👍

Nothing greater than a Timpf Tirade.

@alankooiker4653

2 ай бұрын

Poland disowns that lunatic snowFLAKE from Gemini

Come on, the clown shoes are Trudeau's 🤣

@listlessvessels5

2 ай бұрын

Did Trump sell them to him for $399 🤣

@DON_CUMDUMPSTER

2 ай бұрын

Great skit Gutfeld! Hey did you hear the one about TrumpIsARapist 😂😂😂

@masonhunter2921

2 ай бұрын

The clown shoe designation goes to the Trump made in China gold high tops. Fashion design per George Santos. Now available with an ankle monitor option.

@jerroldrieger5345

2 ай бұрын

Both but it's Turdeau...

@danproctor9771

2 ай бұрын

Lol🇨🇦

'Greg's left overs' are funnier than the jokes they used. I get my Gutfeld belly laughs on Fridays

@masond2838

2 ай бұрын

You need a life.

Gutfeld is German for "good field". The surname “Krawczyk” is of Polish origin. It is derived from the Polish word “krawiec”, which translates to “tailor” in English. The suffix “czyk” is a diminutive, often interpreted as “son of”. Therefore, “Krawczyk” can be translated to “Tailor’s Son” or “Little Tailor” in English. It is the 17th most common surname in Poland.

The fact that the director hasn't been fired says far more and with much greater clarity than Google's poor excuse for an "apology" ever could.

@asmith1711

2 ай бұрын

Nailed it mate, it's part of the plan, WEF should be made a number one on the baddie list

Kamala is going to release her new line of golden knee pads tomorrow.

@carlosrosas7249

2 ай бұрын

You would like that ,i am sure . But you have chosen the mushroom sneekers. Not a chance with Kamala , pal . 😅😂

I asked for a picture of Joe biden and it gave me obama

Jack Krawczyk, Hmm? In the most diverse nation ever with the richest poor people the world has ever seen.

@DemonKingBadger

2 ай бұрын

I remember I college/minor league pitcher by that name, but probably not the same person, as that pitcher would be about 50, right now

@chreg89

2 ай бұрын

Crotchick

Absolutely hilarious 🤣

The Google guy said he'll step aside for a marginalized person if they are: Black trans woman, under two feet tall, one eye in middle of forehead and horns. 😂😂

@rpmgrlca

2 ай бұрын

And a speach impediment! 😂

@josephgaviota

2 ай бұрын

Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky It had the one long horn, and one big eye I commenced to shakin' and I said "Ooh-eee" It looks like a purple people eater to me

@bigp2930

2 ай бұрын

@@rpmgrlca How did I forget that? 👍😄

@bigp2930

2 ай бұрын

@@josephgaviota Perfect...pretty sharp wit there 👍😁

@bigp2930

2 ай бұрын

@@NextWorldVR Close call... there's a lot of candidates out there 😂

A lot of Norm MacDonald influence in this funny monologue. The calendar and furniture jokes were especially Norm McDonald like.

@goldbud2287

2 ай бұрын

RIP Norm

"Weekend at Biden's" - scariest movie idea in years.

His father is shame of him

"Ive been dead for 30 years and I'm still ashamed of you." FRED TRUMP

Google needs to be broken up.

@l33tninja1

2 ай бұрын

True, but it isnt going to happen aince its government controlled.

@masond2838

2 ай бұрын

Why?

ROFL! In case you can't read it: At 2:12, Biden is looking at a note card that says, "Sir, there is something on your chin."

"You can't keep a woman Donald, because you're weak down there." FRED TRUMP

@RebeccaLamoni

2 ай бұрын

Wow, you are obsessed aren't you?! How silly....

@MAGA_SLOB

2 ай бұрын

​@@RebeccaLamoniYou trigger easily😂 Is it your age or your political deficits?

Extra good show. Lots of laughs and TRUTH.

Greg you are the only comedian that makes me laugh out loud!!!

Tom Shelue has got it just right. thanks Tom

GIGO ARTIFICIAL IGNORANCE

This guy is representative of all social media employees unfortunately.

Watched the broadcast live Gutfield is the BEST late night. Jimmy and Colbert. Eat your heart out you have been beat by Gutfeld!!!! Cry away!!!

@vinncubus4628

2 ай бұрын

Ehm.... Colbert blows them both out of the water

@BoebertSLUT

2 ай бұрын

😂 Gutfeld is a sophomoric hack.

@rick4922

2 ай бұрын

​@vinncubus4628 he will blow them in the water too..

“Wht guilt isn’t a true form of guilt but the fear of being labeled a racist in country that ended slavery & sees racism as the worst thing you can be” Shelby Steele former Blk Panther of Chicago.

@elizabethanthony3916

2 ай бұрын

Britain ended slavery.

lol, so needed this tonight! Thanks 😊 😅😊

Best monolog i have seen.

Don’t know what Tyrus was drinking tonight but pass the bottle my friend.

I loved Tyrus' What you talkin' bout, Gutfeld (Wilis)!

The Leftovers were excellent tonight

@carlosrosas7249

2 ай бұрын

Leperchaun GreGut gives you leftovers because you eat all the garbage that Fucxe Liar TV produces and he knows that . Garbage eaters , come to Leperchaun GreGut , he has o lot of dirt for you . 🥴🤒🤕

Julie, fyi you don't have to be a minority to experience racism. Racism is practiced regularly by minorities on more populous races. Please.

Leftovers are always the best jokes

Yet again Friday leftovers were on fire🔥🔥🔥👍👍

The less racism is obvious, the less racism needs to be. Don't you wish we could make more than just February Black History Month? We could add the other 11 months so as to not show any bias. Segregation based on race is a Democrat Party hallmark.

Love the nuts and Harry joke, much appreciated 😁👍👏👏👏👏👏🇬🇧

There's a reason it's called artificial intelligence.

Omg, the never used jokes were the ABSOLUTE MOST HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣❤️🇺🇸❤️

Great show! 😂

Those leftovers were great!

Hey I'm non-white. Let me replace that Jack dude.

If you lose your leg on the subway dont come running to me.

@andrelotscher280

2 ай бұрын

Drama Queen 😭😭😭

@jackbooten2681

2 ай бұрын

@@andrelotscher280 It looks like in the democrats sequel Snake Plisken only has one leg, instead of one eye, they don't want to plagiarize I guess.

How does ‘Leftovers’ engender consistently more laughter than that which _does_ make the cut?? 😂

@leroythemaster4268

2 ай бұрын

Biden released his own line of footwear,,,,,, CLOWN SHOES !!!!! Ronald McDonald Specials AIRPEDOS

@samuelpankonien4084

2 ай бұрын

They gotta be safer all week

@kenkrauss5045

2 ай бұрын

Because you love to ruin everything you are thinking about... LOOSER 🎂🖕

@edwardcatt2399

2 ай бұрын

Oh yeah, totally. No indictment on Gutfeld; the dude rocks!

@bk6555

2 ай бұрын

Because on a normal day, there's only one topic to focus on, so jokes are narrower in scope.

With these people in charge, how can you trust anything that comes out of a Google search nowadays?

Tyrus is amaziing!

Affirmative action needs to finally end

That attack on Jesse was hardcore bad😂

The subway joke got me... CLASSIC

Tyrus, you made my morning. Some classic humor.

He assumed everyone is stupid or still asleep. A genuine narcissist.

I like that Greg changes sweaters on every show. It makes it easier to find clips from the same show without all the old reruns plugging up the choices list, IMO.

We Built This City and I Dream of Jeannie

Funny opening!!

I want to know the donors that still hold on to Biden. I question their wisdom.

@masond2838

2 ай бұрын

We question yours.

@masond2838

2 ай бұрын

What’s interesting is that any time someone asks what Biden has done, I give them a long list of great accomplishments. When I ask what 45 did, I never get a reply. I don’t wonder why.

Thank you so much for making me laugh! It's been a week of horror in the news. You've helped more than you know. Don't ever change!

'DEI' isn't new. It's been happening since the 80's, especially through kids shows.

@rpmgrlca

2 ай бұрын

There's been a slow creep for decades.

Honesty is the currency of strong relationships. Build trust by depositing truth and openness into the vault of connection.

"NOBODY IS ABOVE THE LAW." MARTHA STEWART WENT TO PRISON FOR INSIDER TRADING. WHY ISN'T NANCY PELOSI IN PRISON FOR INSIDER TRADING

@asmith1711

2 ай бұрын

Because it's not illegal for politicians to enrich themselves from the practise. They also refuse to change the laws

no way them politicians didn't see this coming

Tyrus is an island and it's not because of his size much love and respect brother

Absolute Gold!!!!

Great leftovers segment!

@goldbud2287

2 ай бұрын

Always great

Melinda used the moniker _Microsoft_ when referring to _Bill's junk._

Tyrus isn’t an island; he’s a continent.

If it was anybody else's dog that had bitten 24 times it would have been put down. But once again its rules for thee but not for me

Garbage in, garbage out.

Lol Greg's identity is his dog now. Don't worry, so is mine!