Chelsea is probably the only person I want to hear a monologue from right now. Love her and this

@johntnguyen1976

2 жыл бұрын

100%

@hoober9001

2 жыл бұрын

Ditto

@kr13100

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

@johnyliltoe

2 жыл бұрын

I very rarely watch this channel any more. I had to be here for this.

@Dragonstar13

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't know how much I needed this until I saw it. She's on fire.

Chelsea went ‘D-E-E-P’…. and the people who booked her knew exactly what they were doing👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@jakeolthof

2 жыл бұрын

RBG caused this.

@Brandon_388

2 жыл бұрын

@@jakeolthof who is RGB?

@jakeolthof

2 жыл бұрын

@@Brandon_388 Late female justice.

@samiam4544

2 жыл бұрын

@@jakeolthof So, none of it is on McConnel and his bs reasons for tanking Obamas pick?

@ChristianMission

2 жыл бұрын

of course, Kimmel, Handler and ABC are democrat propagandists; notice not a word about the dems having multiple super majorities during which they could have codified roe but didn't, and that is because they financially profited from the abortion issue

Chelsea is a pro at hosting a talk show . She seems so comfortable and natural. She needs to have a late night show again

@parellasmakeup

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly . What are they waiting for ? She is so talented , funny . Tired of seeing only men hosting these shows

@halberkstresser

2 жыл бұрын

barf

@FriendM2010

2 жыл бұрын

She used abortion as a contraceptive (killed three unborn babies) and brags about it and wonders why people have a problem with abortion.

@Redtee1986

2 жыл бұрын

@Shadow Cat she quit her show because they tried to control her voice 🤣😂

@safiehroshani4719

2 жыл бұрын

She is wonderful!

Having Chelsea guest host was spot on considering the current events going on now. She slayed!!!

All the protests mean nothing if people don't vote them out of their offices.

@sorayaassar1602

2 жыл бұрын

Amen!!!

@bradweinberger6907

2 жыл бұрын

You can't vote your way to changing the Constitution

@colindong7316

2 жыл бұрын

I agree! Vote out those losers democrats like Biden.

As a Texan, I want to say our AG is a joke… and our governor…and senators… How about we make Election Day a holiday? What problem would these politicians have with that if they’re willing to make this atrocity (overturning roe v wade) a holiday?

@JadenKaye

2 жыл бұрын

I'm as sick of Gov Hot Wheels as you are.

@mikeyf7039

2 жыл бұрын

@@JadenKaye between his freeze non-response, his “tattle on your neighbor” abortion law, and blowing $250M on a wall that will never be built… he has to go. BETO ‘22!!

@patrickmartin6977

2 жыл бұрын

it is for most unions

@Catman1798

2 жыл бұрын

I suggest you move to California then

@jranaboy

2 жыл бұрын

@@Catman1798 agree… No to Beto

Thank you for calling out their hypocrisy on universal healthcare and supporting that policy with this platform. We desperately need to catch up with the rest of the modern world and guarantee healthcare free at the point of service.

@laclochard

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. I'm watching from Spain and I wish people on the US resist because what happens there influences the rest of the world. We have enough polititians here trying to privatize health service and destroy the amazing public health service that we used to have. And also trying to take us back centuries ago in many issues.

Greene uses "God" like it was some kind of cleanser, as if saying "god" is going to purify her dirty mean nasty heart and soul. Chelsea Handler you're amazing. Keep exposing the hypocrites of the world. Thank you, gracias, merci........

@jschuler53

2 жыл бұрын

delam. what a great metaphor, god as cleanser. So many people do that.

@MsAnnaBaxter

Жыл бұрын

Your first sentence is so spot on! I have words other than dirty, mean, and nasty for her, but thanks for cleaning it up! ✌🏽

She hit all the issues in a few minutes. Her explanation for "prolife" couldn't be any better, and the hypocrisy of GOP about prolife couldn't be anymore obvious 👍👍

@perpetualpursuit

2 жыл бұрын

Aa

@globalwarmhugs7741

2 жыл бұрын

they aren't pro-life, they are anti rights.

@radryan1431

2 жыл бұрын

I thought babies are fighting for civil rights

@noahtr6238

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@tas6233

2 жыл бұрын

W@@perpetualpursuit tf5pppolllp

Meanwhile, the justice with the wife that wants to overthrow democracy is targeting even more rights of freedom loving Americans. Don't they make a wonderful couple?

@oneirishpoet

2 жыл бұрын

Ban interracial marriage! (Just for Uncle Clarence and Funny!)

@DrNancyLivingCoCreatively

2 жыл бұрын

@@oneirishpoet that's called Loving and yes.

@Justafeller

2 жыл бұрын

"Overthrow democracy" lol 😆 I just love the liberal language. It's so impulsive and overly emotional while using no reasoning, logic or facts.

@michaeladams6847

2 жыл бұрын

​@@Justafeller you're thinking of Tucker Carlson, sir.

@TheKnives777

2 жыл бұрын

@@Justafeller You seem to be the emotional one, are you done crying, do you want to let it all out and whine some more?

Best monologue ever!!🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 I couldn’t agree more with everything she had to say….& this really made me miss Chelsea on TV :/

@deerobinson557

Жыл бұрын

@Kasha O'Basha Nice come back. lmbo

This is the best, she needs a comeback and her own night show

“I will be here all week long, or at least until republicans make it illegal for women to talk”. Chelsea don’t give them any ideas.

@gobigorange

2 жыл бұрын

You better watch your mouth 😂

@upbeatproductions7614

2 жыл бұрын

Democrats are disgusting.

@Maya-iv2rw

2 жыл бұрын

Did she define what a woman is?

@74artgrrl

2 жыл бұрын

Too real for our audience apparently but I applaud this!

@superheronebil

2 жыл бұрын

@@Maya-iv2rw lol they don't know what that is

When I heard Chelsea was the host this week I thought the timing was heaven sent! She didn't disappoint! Bravo!

@ronaldbrush4373

2 жыл бұрын

She never does!

@misfittoy327

2 жыл бұрын

@NOTSEEklaus DavosDemon Someone was triggered. Tell us all about Hades, Lucifer. How are trump and Melania doing these days? GREAT JOB, CHELSEA!

@VBass1000

2 жыл бұрын

her jokes are crap her writers are in a wired state of mind. but i love how mad she is

@nikolatovar9884

2 жыл бұрын

@@VBass1000 bot

@VBass1000

2 жыл бұрын

@@nikolatovar9884 im human

Nobody does it like Chelsea! She is a complete natural, I still watch her old shows!

I miss the Chelsea Handler show. We need her back on TV for good

Scary how Chelsea nailed the truth of having a separate group chat with relatives in Florida. That one hit close to home 🤣😭🤦‍♂

@dawnstanley1733

2 жыл бұрын

Same here.

@MaryAnnNytowl

2 жыл бұрын

Or, in my case, Missouri.

@katme8055

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget Texas

@pooky1959

2 жыл бұрын

We aren’t all Neanderthals in Florida!

@pooky1959

2 жыл бұрын

@@northernpunx1978 , there are a lot of liberals here, but we’re outnumbered. It’s about 60-40

She's the host we needed this sad week.

@iknown0thing

2 жыл бұрын

@UncleMikeNJ but the same pro abortionists claim that men CAN get pregnant.

@t.dmytryshyn2615

2 жыл бұрын

I have been so God damn mad it was good to laugh at these assholes.

@karami8844

2 жыл бұрын

Why sad?

@karami8844

2 жыл бұрын

@UncleMikeNJ Horrible statement.

@nopefuyt674

2 жыл бұрын

@@karami8844 She wasn't wrong.

The best thing she said was "If there were no men, there would be no abortions." This is our fault, why are we punishing women for something we cause?

Chelsea I LOVE YOU, I LOVED YOUR MONOLOGUE, YOU ARE AMAZING!!!!!! You say out loud, for all to hear, all of the snarky sarcastic things that have been running through my head since this this whole nightmare started. You actually managed to make me laugh and feel a little bit better

This lady is always very fearless and tells it like it is. Glad to see her hosting all week.

@BLMacab

2 жыл бұрын

yet she ignored school shootings

@debbiemcgugan374

2 жыл бұрын

@@BLMacab when? She has been very vocal about it and addresses it in this monologue?

@BLMacab

2 жыл бұрын

@@debbiemcgugan374 when it happens daily in democrats districts

@happytimeharry363

2 жыл бұрын

@@BLMacab ,...it does?

@BLMacab

2 жыл бұрын

@@happytimeharry363 yes, you only ignore it because they aren't white but minority kids

Chelsea pulled no punches like I hoped she would. No offense to Jimmy, but best monologue in years

@nancy3848

2 жыл бұрын

I love Chelsea but Jimmy also would have blown today’s monologue out of the park. He can be fierce too.

@kayapapaya

2 жыл бұрын

They would make a great team!

@Justafeller

2 жыл бұрын

One is just as foolish as the other. Great team!! 👍

@michaeladams6847

2 жыл бұрын

​@@Justafeller but MTG and Rudy are great minds, I assume? 😂

@amandanunyabusiness5027

2 жыл бұрын

She needs her own show again!

Chelsea Handler is at the top of her game as guest host of the Jimmy Kimmel show! This is the Chelsea I remember. You Go Girl !!! It's time for another Chelsea Handler show!

I absolutely love Chelsea!! I am SO glad you have her on as guest host, especially NOW!

Justice Clarence Thomas is not fit to serve on a tennis court.

@VM805

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah because we need more activists on the bench who can't define what a woman is. GFY! MAGA! 2024

@lisamj

2 жыл бұрын

Preach! Yes Clarence Thomas is repulsive.

@fredcoyote9477

2 жыл бұрын

@Savior Money Also no right for women or blacks to vote. What’s your point?

@ryancalder4158

2 жыл бұрын

Biden ain't fit to be President so what's your point?

@cainesaintclair1045

2 жыл бұрын

@@VM805 you can't even define what a woman is, have you ever touched one? 😭😭😭

Only Chelsea could have delivered this monologue so fearlessly. Great job!

@kittybear9693

2 жыл бұрын

Fact

@chrisnaron2064

2 жыл бұрын

So brave.

@johnbrowne3950

2 жыл бұрын

"Fearlessly" on a left wing, liberal Democrat? LOL

@ABJr229

2 жыл бұрын

yea, too bad is not funny

@carolinepandalove7214

2 жыл бұрын

She was spot on with every word!

There are perfect jokes here only Chelsea could deliver so well! Bravo! Good job Jimmy on selecting such a charming substitute.

I miss Chelsea’s show that she had back in the early 2000’s!! She’s great at hosting!!

This was the Monologue I needed. I trusted Chelsea to BRING IT

I don't think males realize that they're going to have to pay child support unless they want to stay with the mothers. A vasectomy is very affordable.

@lastjob2011

2 жыл бұрын

No abortions. So ban Viagra too!

@jennywilcox

2 жыл бұрын

Any male who supports this should be totally castrated!!!

@nicolepsy

2 жыл бұрын

It's also considered birth control and therefore, won't be legal much longer.

@lorettanericcio-bohlman567

2 жыл бұрын

And the hits just keep on coming

This must be the most brilliant monologue in history of TV

Go Chelsea! Love to see a strong, intelligent woman saying it like it is! 🙏💚💪

This was refreshing. I want to see more celebrities calling fools out like this.

@PIFF50

2 жыл бұрын

Yaas

I'll be honest - I've heard of Chelsea Handler, but never listened to her before. Like many of you, I think she handled her guest hosting duties just perfectly. She had the right tone, got her point(s) across, and her monologue had a nice flow to it. And with all due respect to Jimmy, of course, it was nice to get a female's point of view....bravo, Ms. Handler!

@luf4rall

2 жыл бұрын

She has a lot of experience being a show host

@jzozo1

2 жыл бұрын

So True Harold, I have been wanting to cry this whole week but she made me laugh. She needs her own show again.

God I miss Chelsea having her own show 😩♥️

Like always, Chelsea slammed it!

This particular guest host couldn’t have come at a better time. I needed all this

@taahasiddiqui1071

2 жыл бұрын

ah yes, this is all about you

@Liv-or5ci

2 жыл бұрын

@@taahasiddiqui1071 yes. Nobody else is allowed to need this lol. I called dibs on needing this

@RobertaNicholson1374

2 жыл бұрын

@@taahasiddiqui1071 you tried to shame her and failed! Are you ashamed now? Idk how it works.

@anutpalgogoi9741

2 жыл бұрын

@@RobertaNicholson1374 Well, If murdering babies didn't do trick...

@marybell3013

2 жыл бұрын

@@taahasiddiqui1071 she didn’t say it was all about herself. Does it feel good when you’re being mean?

She killed this monologue!!! This makes me miss her show so much… the monologues were the best part!!! I hope she comes back to Late Night TV!!!

@crystalborne8315

2 жыл бұрын

Like how she killed 3 babies in high school cuz she couldn't keep her legs together?

@krisk3363

2 жыл бұрын

@@crystalborne8315 you are sick, what's wrong with you freaks

@1termt12uml7

2 жыл бұрын

@NewSolo777 sick freak...

@Jack-hi1ss

2 жыл бұрын

@NewSolo777 Not all people are christian bro. We have freedom of church from state.

@Larez121

2 жыл бұрын

@NewSolo777 We're supposed to have separation of Church and State. Read the first amendment. But the religious zealots on the Supreme Court are forcing us to follow their religious values.

This rocked! Total therapy in these times. Well done, Chelsea!

I’m so proud of Chelsea. I’m also proud to be from the same town, and to have graduated from the same high school as her. If you know anything about Livingston, New Jersey and the culture there, it’s no small issue to have admitted to three abortions, especially in the early 90s. It’s a very small, very wealthy, conservative town.

Chelsea Handler doing this segment is exactly the awesomeness we all needed right now 😌😌

@dawnstanley1733

2 жыл бұрын

So desperately!

@jules-tn4og

2 жыл бұрын

NO. The awesomeness you need is to strike. Do something and no, protests do exactly nothing. Hit them where it hurts them. They don't give a damn about media.. Their pockets are full of money made out of your tears and pain.

@meathead2676

2 жыл бұрын

Right...🤣282 likes and only one comment ...

@karami8844

2 жыл бұрын

Not really

@kenhenry489

2 жыл бұрын

0

If you're giving a zygote personhood, it's unethical to force someone to use their body to keep another person alive.

@evac3928

2 жыл бұрын

Someone needs to test this by suing for a forced kidney donation. Make sure to target a politician or CEO. We will see how the rubber meets the road.

@alyssamoore3626

2 жыл бұрын

YES. If they want to save lives, why not force everyone to donate blood, plasma, bone marrow, and a kidney? And force organ donation after death? The govt can not take my organs when I die unless I gave consent. Why does a corpse have more rights than a living person? It's insane

@kykwiltz402

2 жыл бұрын

A commenter on another site said (and I’m paraphrasing) that if a zygote is a person, the parents should be able to claim it as a deduction on their taxes.

@gothiccircle4283

2 жыл бұрын

@@evac3928 McFall vs Shimp

@kirbyourenthusiasm

2 жыл бұрын

The uterus is the only part of the human anatomy that is exclusively designed for the support of another human life. It literally serves no other purpose.

I love this woman's humor! Rock on Chelsea!!

I LOVE Chelsea Handler. She's a force of nature and an American Treasure!

Fierce and fearless! I think she’s just getting started. This is what we need more of! Thank you, Chelsea ~ can’t wait for more!

@Thejoshuahess

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@jordanwilliams8040

2 жыл бұрын

It's not only corny and predictable but also completely inaccurate and misleading. DEMOCRACY has been restored, people get to vote on what they want fair and square. 90 percent of abortions are electable. 3000 a day! In America. Birth control is free and easy..it's called consequences for your actions and being an ADULT and not a victim

@bobbyd9319

2 жыл бұрын

I think they have an opening soon at CNN! We need another mouth piece like you, handler!

@justsayin7169

2 жыл бұрын

You mean careless and thoughtless right?

@Jag2323

2 жыл бұрын

@@justsayin7169 Elaborate 🤔

The writers are spot on... excellent monologue.

@naturalbornkieler6805

2 жыл бұрын

They f*ing NAILED it!

@myrnashoults9735

2 жыл бұрын

Knocked it out of the park!

@krisk3363

2 жыл бұрын

@@artflores2812 who is killing babies? We are talking about not forcing women to carry an unwanted pregnancy. A fetus is not a baby, get it through your thick, brainwashed skull

@sinistersageness

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t care about you crying feminist, because you let men compete with women. Your defeating your own cause lol

@MediaLoverChris02

2 жыл бұрын

@@artflores2812 Killing women isn’t funny

Great writing and Chelsea delivered the jokes to perfection. I love, love, love this woman!

That was the best monologue I've ever heard. Applause 👏👏👏👏🙌

I forgot how much I love this woman's bluntness. She has always said it how it is.

@Nicholas-ze5vv

2 жыл бұрын

You mean she always shares her unsolicited opinion. Stay in your bubble, my friend.

@lolfala101

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nicholas-ze5vv lol y'all literally wrapped in a religious federalist bubble. Keep drinking the kool aid. Hope this affects pro life women, the lesser the better.

@michaelhradek8419

2 жыл бұрын

What a piece of work. For the seventh circle down below

@floogelhornzzz4770

2 жыл бұрын

Then why doesn't she teach the Creator's truth? Exodus 20:13, Rev. 21:8 🔥

@iamcasihart

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nicholas-ze5vv Oh, you mean like how you and countless other men keep sharing and forcing your unsolicited opinions onto women?

Loved it!! She had just the right amount of anger for the subject matter,

@edwingonzalez3184

2 жыл бұрын

Yes let's pro.ote murdering babies what

Thanks for speaking out! We as women are so sick and tired of having our rights taken away.

I cried when Chelsea lately went off the air. The Netflix show was okay, but I would really love to see her come back to late night

Chelsea delivered a beautifully crafted monologue that pointed out the blatant hypocrisies associated with the overturning of ROE V. WADE, as well as providing some accurate views on what "Pro-Life" should reflect this day and age. While it felt great to laugh, I have to stop and acknowledge that our country is coming undone. I feel an urgent need to do something, anything!!! I feel helpless watching my country descend into the past, reversing the progress of human decency, and diminishing the hope for a brighter future. I've been an optimist my entire life, however I see no silver lining anymore.

@Rocky-or4rz

2 жыл бұрын

I lost my optimism many years ago. But i would say do not end up like me. I am now a shut in and do not go anywhere unless it is work or the grocery store. I have lost all faith in humanity and this just proves my point even more. But i realize i held on to those thoughts and that anger far too long and now never leave my house. Do not fall down that rabbit hole any further.

@BaconTomatoCheese

2 жыл бұрын

Right there with you…

@victorpradha9946

2 жыл бұрын

The pro life movement of 2022 is a product of the White Christian Nationalism's paranoid conspiracy theory called White Replacement. Alito alluded to this by mentioning a shortage of babies to adopt. White Nationalist and White Supremacists have been touting their wild conspiracy theory that there is this concerted effort to replace White People and one major aspect of this conspiracy theory is that abortion is a way to suppress the birth rates among white people in the U.S. and in Europe. In fact, infertility rates among white people (in North America and Europe) has skyrocketed while their birth rates have plummeted. Thus, banning abortion is by their own words a desperate attempt to save the white race. There is now an inexorable and significant overlap between white supremacists and right wing conservative republicans. Their core membership proudly waves the confederate flag...the banner which sought to perpetuate slavery!

@patriciawright8786

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rocky-or4rz I am the same way. It took being screwed over a few times to get here.

@patriciawright8786

2 жыл бұрын

@Merril R You can go off yourself. Just wait until life kicks you around more. The last A.H. I told this to... Well, just wait.

Makes me really miss The Chelsea Handler Show. Miss her tell-it-like-it-is no holds bar monologues.

@nateanderson1255

2 жыл бұрын

I think you meant Chelsea Lately.

@jmag579

2 жыл бұрын

I remember watching it back in like 07 with my then GF and now ex wife 😆😖

@udntknomeXX

2 жыл бұрын

@@nateanderson1255 Welp she had The Chelsea Handler Show, Chelsea Lately, Chelsea, Chelsea Does, and After Lately... But thanks for telling me what I meant...

Guillermo is such a wonderful addition to every single thing possible on this show; Also Chelsea did AMAZING with narrating this entire tragedy that has been bestowed on our nation.

@sanjon2008

2 жыл бұрын

They really gO together sO greAt 😀 JK must be freaKing ouT

@mathildeyoung1823

2 жыл бұрын

It's not a tragedy that more unborn children will be protected.

All of a sudden all these people can define " What is a woman?"

Chelsea was on fire! We need more of this!

@braykers2226

2 жыл бұрын

No we don’t 😂

@lindsayjohnston7465

2 жыл бұрын

Minority American Taliban

@braykers2226

2 жыл бұрын

@@philipjoseph5099 not even that, she’s ridiculous. This ideology she’s pushing is absolutely hurting our country

Thank you, Chelsea, for saying what we all want to say on public tv. It was perfect.

@jayherm1979

2 жыл бұрын

ok bot

@TheBookNerd11

2 жыл бұрын

@@jayherm1979 😂 Just because you disagree doesn’t mean I’m a bot. Sorry to burst your fragile little bubble.

@jaeboogie2786

Жыл бұрын

Karen I know that's you girl. Sorry for the passing of your Nemesis and friend Leslie Jordan. RIP

@andrewmcisaac2234

Жыл бұрын

Lol you speak for no one

@TheBookNerd11

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewmcisaac2234 Are you sure about that? Feel free to read through the other comments to see I’m not alone.

So glad to see you on television again! Keep speaking the truth!

What about the shout out to M. Night? He said it was all right. Not Matthew. That dude is nuts thinking he is going to be President! And they better watch those fundraisers! The Government is. Wink

Chelsea is killing it!!!!

@bushidopiratecrew

2 жыл бұрын

3 times in highschool alone, amiright?

@edwinamendelssohn5129

2 жыл бұрын

She just repeats the same lies her handlers hand her

I loved her monologue. Ladies keep protesting. Keep up the awesome signs. Vote.

@ileanahernandez1709

2 жыл бұрын

Unless they are protesting every day in every state voting will not work. Let's remember the Democrats have done nothing for us since we protested and made abortion legal half a century ago. Both parties don't care so how about third or fourth party ? Take away their power and give us back our rights.

@mikedown1250

2 жыл бұрын

Not just the ladies...they need support from everyone

@Kay-yg2jb

2 жыл бұрын

So we are at a time we applaud women having multiple abortions and hating opposition? I don't really understand women saying this is their right. As a women your right is the opportunity to get pregnant and being respectful to your body. Why is it so hard to have a respectable partner, responsible use of contraceptives, and emergency action if you make the mistake of having unprotected sex (you should also be getting tested for std's if that's the case). We should be fighting for better reproductive education, healthy relationships and funding for better healthcare..not a last resort option. By the way ever look into Planned Parenthood History I for one don't want to support an organization built on racism.

@justg1226

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kay-yg2jb Grow up. What world do you live in where everything is so easy and quantifiable. Look around, read a book, listen!

@karmaoutlaw

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kay-yg2jb You are truly disconnected from the reality of what a real woman goes through. Do you even have a job (that wasn’t handed to you by daddy/cis spouse/brother/lover)? Do you DO anything besides shop for bargains and plan your next vacay? Your ignorance is disgusting and shameful.

👏BRAVO Chelsea - you said what many of us are thinking.

That was so very good! Well done, Writers and Chelsea.

We love you Chelsea Handler. You are a breath of fresh air and we've missed you!

@socal20001

2 жыл бұрын

We want to hear from jimmy

@superheronebil

2 жыл бұрын

@@socal20001 he will just cry on stage

I think Chelsea was perfect for this monologue. Great idea to have a female host especially since she herself has openly spoke on HER choice to have abortions. Having a man speaking up on this would of fallen on deafs ear. Especially if Jimmy is not pro life. Which is his right. Great job Chelsea.

@jnrflores14

2 жыл бұрын

why are you assuming her gender?

@Darktrooper99

2 жыл бұрын

Two abortions at 16. We should praise her irresponsibility.

@BLMacab

2 жыл бұрын

@@darshloaf so sanger good?

@reneejett6509

2 жыл бұрын

@@jnrflores14 um... Because she identified as a female when telling them what pronouns to introduce her as

@sirskorge

2 жыл бұрын

Also HER choice to sleep with random men without a condom. And if none of them are working, they just abort it.

This was GREAT! Thank you Chelsea Handler!

She should rule the world, I love this woman ♥️♥️♥️♥️

EVERY REPUBLICAN VOTED AGAINST COVID RELIEF FOR MILLIONS OF STARVING AMERICAN CHILDREN

She nailed it. All of it. Well done, Chelsea!

@echomikekilo63

2 жыл бұрын

@NOTSEEklaus DavosDemon Weak response.

@Left_hand_clapping

2 жыл бұрын

@NOTSEEklaus DavosDemon troll

@ladywolfwolf

2 жыл бұрын

​@NOTSEEklaus DavosDemon x you are so funny. you really have your own show.😅😅

Chelsea used Art to hold a Savage mirror up to our civilization. Well done!! Kudos on the approach of menopause! Croning is going to be AMAZING: imagine, if you will, caring EVEN LESS what stupid people think. Prepare to impress yourself: can't wait to watch❣️❣️❣️

Chelsea’s always spot on with her comments. Her monologue was amazing except for the leaching in the but….part, I was having my dinner while watching! 🤢🤣🤣🤣

Can we please get Chelsea a late night show again!

@abelmontalvo4052

2 жыл бұрын

That would be great put her on the Fox channel right after Laura Ingram

@sunseeker9581

2 жыл бұрын

It does seem weird that all the late night hosts are men

@oakarusa

2 жыл бұрын

I feel the same way she should definitely get her own late night show...

@Stefunny76

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, please and thank you!!!

@tonilaned

2 жыл бұрын

hell yes!!!!! I loved late night with Chelsea! her books are 💯 as well!!!

Chelsea says what needs to be heard. She tells the absolute truth. With great humor. Just what we need.

@Crystalsgarden

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, she needs her own show again.

@medusaspupil

2 жыл бұрын

@dang_an1 She does.

@lisamilley9913

2 жыл бұрын

@dang_an1 you don't agree? ...oh....well.........then....

@jayherm1979

2 жыл бұрын

We need babies to have rights devil woman.

Yeah it's hard to raise unwanted children to be a person with good quality.

Great monologue! Big, big fan of Chelsea.

Chelsea Hanler was absolutely fantastic doing the introduction on Jimmy Kimmel. Everything she said was right on. Just especially the lies from men and waxing their butt holes just for fun because that’s what they expect from women. This was great. Keep up the good work Chelsea

@notme2day

2 жыл бұрын

Those protest signs were superb too.

@lisamj

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed! She made me howl with laughter and everything rang so true so it was also a little bittersweet.

@iTzYoMasterXX

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha sure she was!

@joesilva2184

2 жыл бұрын

Here here 🤕🤗🍿

@kreg9886

2 жыл бұрын

Who is Chelsea Hanler

Chelsea, what a home run, girl. I can’t tell you which gag was funniest. You had me laughing - and crying.

@meab12

2 жыл бұрын

I cant tell which gag was funny. Actually I can't tell what the gag was meant to be

@sergeikorolevGZ

2 жыл бұрын

@@meab12 then go home... and back to 1951 ;) The gag could be the last one, the one with new rules for men :D

@meab12

2 жыл бұрын

@@sergeikorolevGZ buddy, I have no idea what you're trying to say

@sergeikorolevGZ

2 жыл бұрын

@@meab12 man, the only thing that comes out of your mouth is "i don't understand"... how do you even got to the comments section? lol

@lilcay4016

2 жыл бұрын

@@meab12 Don’t worry. It was cringe to me too. Lol

Your great Chelsea you tell the truth and make me laugh, when I should be crying, and Rudy's a whoosy!!

PLEASE!! Give this woman her own late night show!!!

Courageous lady with a sailor’s mouth. I LOVE HER!!!

@robertcowan7610

2 жыл бұрын

Ditto! Hope you're in this fight! ( I'm sure you are.) BTW, Great comment!

So happy to see Chelsea Handler on this week! Love to hear her tell it like it is.

@bobbyd9319

2 жыл бұрын

Like it, or how you want? Love liberal tears!

@SJ-vb3tg

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobbyd9319 half the country can't read above a 6th grade level.... someday you might reach that lofty goal

@Left_hand_clapping

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobbyd9319 Love the fact that less young people will be affiliated with Christianity? Love the fact that religious affiliation is diminishing in the US? Love that people who claim to be Christian are embracing authoritarianism again (think 1930s Germany and Italy). I don't think you understand love at all.

@bobbyd9319

2 жыл бұрын

@@SJ-vb3tg yes, I am in grade 4 now, so yes ! I

@TiffanyAllen1784

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobbyd9319 No, you're a troll. American kids don't say grade 4.

You did at great job 👏🏼. Get your own show again ✌️❤️

My face hurts from smiling so hard, trying to stifle my laughs in a very quiet house... funny as f@ck!

Justice Clarence Thomas is that one black individual who would have upheld slavery on the basis of keeping his job as the lowest level supervisor in a southern plantation.

@superheronebil

2 жыл бұрын

Of course resort to insult and racism

@ehoffman2260

2 жыл бұрын

Well, that must not be why he made this decision. He doesn’t have to worry about his job.

@superheronebil

2 жыл бұрын

@@ehoffman2260 lol exactly

Have never liked Chelsea’s style but she was on fire tonight. Between her, the Kimmel writers, and the energy in the room, she’s got MY vote!

@JohnnyFaith

2 жыл бұрын

This whole thing was Chelsea style you must’ve never watched her

@robertocorti9845

2 жыл бұрын

The thing Is Chelsea doesn't slow down like for example Colbert to let the joke sink in. Basically her comedy Is more aggressive and works for real Bullshit. Making fun of Will Smith punching wouldn't really work this way.

@ET-xj3qq

2 жыл бұрын

Only sensitive ppl didn’t like Chelsea’s style.

@MsAnnaBaxter

Жыл бұрын

@@robertocorti9845 You’ve noticed that about Stephen Colbert, too. I record his show and I spend almost 5 minutes FF’ing through the opening applause, his bowing and gesturing and eating it up, THEN I watch!

What a nice surprise seeing Chelsea guest hosting for Jimmy. And did she bring it! Looking forward to what she has to say throughout the rest of her stay at the show. Love you Jimmy but if you decide to extend your much needed vaca - we're good to hang with Chelsea for a while.

"you didn't like wearing a mask imagine being forced to have a baby" LOUDER

Please don't hold all Men accountable for this, The majority of us are equally disgusted with this as women are. And I don't even live in America. I still live in a free country (Canada). I really feel for my Allies to the south, it really is falling apart down there.

@codymartin4235

Жыл бұрын

The country without free speech and forced medical procedures?

No one is more perfect to deliver this monologue than Chelsea!!

@marybell3013

2 жыл бұрын

And the homemade signs were great!!

@realretrorelapse

2 жыл бұрын

And nobody could make less of a difference than her too 😆

@Deauxp._

2 жыл бұрын

@@realretrorelapse & being a hater is so unattractive 😅

@ladywolfwolf

2 жыл бұрын

​@@realretrorelapse did you

@easternsun167

2 жыл бұрын

​@@ladywolfwolf he did ,got a like ,which is more than you did .

Someone please give her her own primetime talk show

Oh yeahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! In Spain this decision is truly difficult to understand. We have to deal every day with the stupidity of the right wing, but we are deeply sure that we won't let this happen. Bravo for all of you who have stood up to say NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She’s such a ball-buster. Love it! 🙌🏼🤣

@bobdobbs69

2 жыл бұрын

Breaking balls, breaking rules, and breaking news!

@bobdobbs69

2 жыл бұрын

@dang_an1 Get used to it...;)

Omg, Chelsea the most perfect host this week. Love her, and she's perfect right now.

@antord1840

2 жыл бұрын

Listening to her is the perfect cherry on top of the cake, after the awesome victory from last week.

@franciscotrigos6728

2 жыл бұрын

How many time she aborted

Chelsea you are the queen. Keep up the good work.

Excellent! More Chelsea! You need your own late-night show! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

It's funny how these are released early, so I can watch this now, and still catch Colbert. Beautiful.

@Larez121

2 жыл бұрын

Same here lol! Then Seth Myers.

@jcoopes5604

2 жыл бұрын

Seth releases @9

@jefschobert9765

2 жыл бұрын

Just checked a few stock prices and wire hangers stocks have jumped 159%

Terrific monologue. Chelsea appears happy and healthy and is looking stunning. Well deserved.

@jennifercoleman6218

2 жыл бұрын

She's in love with Jo koy. Her best friend.

@BridgeportIPA

2 жыл бұрын

She doesn't seem all that mentally healthy or happy. She seems bitter and angry.

@rajo741

2 жыл бұрын

@@BridgeportIPA Hello… pot calling kettle….that might just be a little projection on your part. Or perhaps you’re brand new and don’t know how to read human emotion.

@seanbrown8920

2 жыл бұрын

@@jennifercoleman6218 Regular D will have that affect on you.

@jennifercoleman6218

2 жыл бұрын

@@seanbrown8920 wow go drink the Kool aid

I wish she has her own show again. I've watched every episode she had n special series... Glad to she her working.

Oh! Those signs were fantastic!