you're telling me a sus teen built this chapel?

@griffinguarneri2088

9 ай бұрын

fresh take on a classic, great work

@moocowthepersom

9 ай бұрын

this should be in the inevitable greatest hivemind comments of all time tier list

@Iamaguyandthat11

9 ай бұрын

Who are you talking to right now?

@Bluejayboy94

9 ай бұрын

You’re a national treasure, matthewfletcher8514

@FreezingmoonDSBM

9 ай бұрын

😳

graydon literally describing flowers by miley cyrus and proceeding to answer sunflower is the funniest possible outcome of that question

In my opinion, the guy who invented the burrito was the real wrap genius 💯

@finlaylonghurst

9 ай бұрын

COYG

@base4yrface

9 ай бұрын

Comment of the decade riley is seething that he didn't say this

@natebrown2805

9 ай бұрын

@@base4yrface i think he just didn’t want us to think he was arrogant, seeing as how the (much contested) invention of the burrito is occasionally attributed to him

@base4yrface

9 ай бұрын

@@natebrown2805 Oh true i forget about his mexican heritage and trap lord origins

@EastCoastReese

9 ай бұрын

riley's gonna steal this

"A stack of 4 books is 6 inches taller than bruno mars" is one of the best hivemind lines of all time

@bradleyjordan2845

5 ай бұрын

I was crying when he said this 😭😭😭

@isaiahromero9861

2 ай бұрын

Idk I'm kinda over body shaming being so normalized tbh, I love these guys and watch almost all their content but I'm starting to think they genuinely don't like short men lol, it comes up A LOT. I guess it's no different from most of societys opinions on short men but still. Punching down isn't cool (pun half-intended)

@casadastraphobia

2 ай бұрын

​@@isaiahromero9861body shaming is cringe tbh short kings r valid

@isaiahromero9861

2 ай бұрын

@@casadastraphobia 100%. It's totally normalized on this channel, despite them being otherwise progressive, which annoys me. There's a lot of left leaning people like that lol, can't blame them too much though since it's so normalized in society but I had to point it out

@BT405

Ай бұрын

@@isaiahromero9861 found the guy who's the same height as Bruno Mars

finally a relatable youtuber. my family never could afford a hill neither

@necr0mancrr

9 ай бұрын

I was gonna comment this but I gotta respect being there first

Hivemind having a country music sponsorship is actually hilarious

@taner873

9 ай бұрын

this isn’t the first time

@oliverdessewffy

9 ай бұрын

Nor will it be the last

@hugoboy4080

9 ай бұрын

N 😅 3:36 m

@testmeat

9 ай бұрын

@@taner873 Yeah I remember another video where they had one, but I can’t remember exactly what video it was

@caidenf.3229

9 ай бұрын

I’m just happy the boys getting the bag cuz we know damn well hivemind fans aren’t subbing to CMA 😂

Graydon calling everything "that new Drake" is bit bracket 3 worthy

@HotStrange

9 ай бұрын

Slam poetry with Grant awkwardly snapping too

@butterytomatoes747

4 ай бұрын

you know howthatstuffgoes

Holy shit seeing graydon break down Flowers by Miley Cyrus pretty perfectly without knowing it is so funny

@grizzberr

9 ай бұрын

fr i thought he was doing a bit and then he guessed wrong 😭

@dec0dethefuture

9 ай бұрын

sometimes they guess wrong on purpose so that it’s funny lol either way it was a good bit

@AlineInGreen

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, he clearly threw that answer after spelling it out for Riley. Which is why he picked Sunflower because it's close

"When did zesty become the new sus" is an incredible boomer moment from Riley

@cdw2468

9 ай бұрын

is he zesty with the sus?

@henlo1910

9 ай бұрын

goated with the zesty sauce, lowkey

this is the closest Dignan has ever been to Graydon. Im still not convinced riley and Graydon were on the same page about who he was this ep.

Dignan's impersonation of Graydon for this whole episode was one of the greatest pranks of all times. He couldn't fool me for a minute, can't believe Riley never noticed. smh

Feeling like Dignan and Graydon did some kind of fusion dance for this one

“a stack of four books is six inches taller than bruno mars” is one of the funniest things i’ve ever heard

I love how Graydon pronounces Dostoevsky, and I had no idea he knew such philosophical literature.

“A stack of four books is six inches taller than Bruno Mars” is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long fucking time. Had me laughing for several minutes

"hes a silk covered filipino peanut" is the funniest thing ive ever heard im dying 😭😭😭

Cma sponsorships are actually insane like it doesn’t even make sense why would they want to sponsor a Hivemind video what is their end goal

@bertschwood

9 ай бұрын

I'm so here for it though! It's adorable. And not a sketchy subscription service lmao

@coopb0751

9 ай бұрын

Its so funny cause Carrie Underwood hit me like a train i was NOT ready for that 😭😭

@Nikjay916

9 ай бұрын

@@bertschwood yea I’m not hatin I just think it’s funny from the sponsor’s perspective 😭

@blueso5351

9 ай бұрын

they saw riley's cabellas hat

Graydon was really off the henny for this one

Its beautfutl how after only 1 hour of this video being out, DJ Grant's annotation now has -160 likes. I'm so proud of this community

@pizzzaeater1425

9 ай бұрын

now it's at -379 lmao

@BuddyIsGarbage

9 ай бұрын

-420 now

@sklemzforever

9 ай бұрын

-500 now

@peeeva

9 ай бұрын

-584 now

@Carolina-761h

9 ай бұрын

-603 lol

DJ Grant's annotation has a score of -428 at the time of writing this

The DJ Grant laughter per minute in this episode was off the charts, all timer

The DJ Grant annotation got to roughly -850 dislikes on Genius before being deleted. rest in peace

If they go thru with the bit at 11:06 and put dignan in a video in 2 weeks they’d be genius

Riley mentioned them so I’m now officially petitioning Hivemind to bring Ro Ramdin on the show

@tallish4727

9 ай бұрын

Riley’s said that episode is for sure coming some point down the line

@deliriouspenis

9 ай бұрын

also a petition to bring sexxy red and ro ramdin on the show for one episode. i don’t care about the pay rate per minute, make it work or else

@Aidan_ODonnell

9 ай бұрын

@@tallish4727 thanks to my petition 😎

@maack633

9 ай бұрын

she's contributed stuff to the show before (i think for the genre fusion video)

@davidengstrom1458

9 күн бұрын

thank you for bringing upon us the greatest hivemind video of all time🙏

The Covid slam poetry gotta be in the next bit bracket, so fire

@HotStrange

9 ай бұрын

🧑‍🦼🧑‍🦼🧑‍🦼

I cant belive Graydon is officially quitting Hivemind this is so sad 😔😔

@ivanadame7869

9 ай бұрын

Hopefully Dignan is able to hop on full time.

@pessimisticdiabetic717

9 ай бұрын

At least diggy will still be here

@wardednickel2552

9 ай бұрын

@@pessimisticdiabetic717bro diggy died

@samheard515

9 ай бұрын

⁠bro don’t spoil it I’m only on season two

@shinesnakee

9 ай бұрын

@@samheard515 I apologize

Never expected that bar out of Bankroll. Eating cement is also something I struggled with as a child. Way to be a positive role model in this day and age! ❤️

You had me snort laughing from the Miley Cyrus thinking “I’m singing” 😂

absolutely cannot believe hivemind is now sponsored by Big Country. now i know why i saw dignan buying that suspiciously cheap used pickup truck off the side of the road yesterday

@JK-gm6kk

9 ай бұрын

In a Big Country by Big Country is such a fuckin banger

Graydon was manic, yet subdued this episode

I recently went to the grocery store to pick up some eggs, but they were all sold out. The cashier told me that some “Drake” guy apparently bought them all. I asked why, and the cashier said, he didn’t know, other than the fact that he heard him mumble something like “this is for all the dogs at the dog park” on his way out, whatever that means.

Sometimes it is truly hard for me to believe that Graydon is actually 476 years old. I mean he looks great. I mean look at that guy. I mean he definitely had a part in the beginning of the American Revolution. We all know how important Detroit was in taking down the British.

The whole time I was watching the balenciaga cat story I thought there was a punchline coming but I was just being edged with the possibility of a oneliner

@mangoefromyoutubedotcom

8 ай бұрын

i edge to dignan

this video was real asf of you guys, making content for your fans like that 💯💯

@God_Of_Iuck

9 ай бұрын

So ture can't believe they would be that vulnerable for their fans

I can't believe Grant's annotation actually got removed. This is outrageous, and we should contact our lawyers 😠

nice matching white crewnecks guys!!! have you both ever considered how sexually compatible you probably are?

@mob5846

9 ай бұрын

i think it’s a beautiful thing when you can immediately tell that someone online is either 13 years old and/or has been ostracized from every friend group they’ve ever tried to worm their way into just from one weird comment they make online

@mrbluebug6948

9 ай бұрын

They are grey❤😢😮😊😅

@user-yj7cu5sk2w

9 ай бұрын

@@mob5846this is the sort of comment that shows up on hive mind videos all the time lol.

@wrightcember

9 ай бұрын

@@mob5846me when ive never looked in hiveminds comments before

After the slam poetry bit I am convinced we need a worst bits bracket

They need to have a Welcome to Night Vale type weather section

Wow guys, I loved this video! Graydon was acting extremely funny today! What a great video boys! Keep up the great work! I edged to the part where Graydon was singing old Drake songs and pretending they were newer!

@madi_is_here_

9 ай бұрын

you did WHAT

@no1694

9 ай бұрын

@@madi_is_here_ I edged to the part where Graydon was singing old Drake songs and pretending they were newer!

@madi_is_here_

9 ай бұрын

@@no1694 okay! just making sure i heard you right

@no1694

9 ай бұрын

@@madi_is_here_ I love to edge to the Hivemind boys!

@manicrhapsody_abjectapathy

9 ай бұрын

@@no1694 oh!

its hilarious that cma keeps sponsoring you guys, in feud once you literally had a worse genre question and country was 1 by far. theres no way any hivemind fans are clicking on the country music association link lmfao

Y'all thought you were slick for having Diggy cosplay Graydon this episode and pretending to have Graydon quit hivemind. Really funny guys.

just wanna say how I really appreciate how you guys frame your videos and your branding, super pleasant and recognizable. but you knew that already lol

@Grumbler9000

9 ай бұрын

yooooooo i didn’t expect you to be hivemind fan

@e11a222

9 ай бұрын

graphic design is definitely riley’s passion

I love when the hivemind asks the thing when the question and the ridon and greyley say the thoughts and then the hahAHAHAHAH so fun and funny :)

@rachelr8067

9 ай бұрын

Real af

so glad to see the entire genre of country music sponsor hivemind once again

the four books stacked thing had me crying at work dude

that ree reee noise hit different

This episode got me goin reeeeoow reeoooww

I feel like Graydon is stupid high in this video

never realized how good dignan was at the griddy! big ups diggy!

I had a dream last night where Riley and Drake (yes Drizzy Drake himself) broke into my house and stole my cat. I will never forgive them for that.

@user-pv7vc9kp9k

9 ай бұрын

As someone who has lived through this in real life, i know how you feel 😢❤

@hthumbs4072

9 ай бұрын

​@@user-pv7vc9kp9kDrake CANNOT keep getting away with this!

i seriously love the hivemind guys sm, their content is so funny and brightens up my day every time they upload. it’s really been a massive comfort inside of my padded cell.

Wait, is there any recording of Dev Lemons doing standup over "Wrecking Ball" at karaoke? God I hope there is.

This one was real as fuck I can’t believe they were so real

does graydon quitting mean we’ll finally get more dignan i always felt he was funnier anyways

The only genius I need has a name that starts with d and an extensive criminal record 😂😂

@mangoefromyoutubedotcom

8 ай бұрын

donald trump

@QUINN_JPEG

8 ай бұрын

@@mangoefromyoutubedotcom You're so close!

I think the true zesty boys are the friends we make along the way

31:08 calling for bit bracket. What a Kanye moment Riley had there *cough cough* I'm sick... followed by very stare Kanye pulled at that one Ellen interview.

i’m training myself to see the wall as green

Y'all ever notice how burn victims tend to stick together?

Riley 🤤🤤🤤🤤

graydons hair looked so good in the sponsorship 16:04

I’ve been watching this channel for like over a year now, I still don’t understand anything and I only just realised that there is a separate dignan and graydon

@user-sg3xc7jl6y

5 ай бұрын

That’s the realist thing I’ve read in a while

Graydon was on some good shit for this one. Absolutely loved it!

Ima need an MF DOOM song bracket I’m begging 🙏

11:23 simple mistake honestly, the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald has the ninja stars BEFORE the supreme nunchucks

I didn’t know women could grow mustaches but dev lemons looks good with one. i’m glad they got rid of that rye bread guy, he never really did it for me

reaw 👉👉reaw 👉👉

-782 and counting on DJ Grants annotation

damn i was hoping the louisville slugger one was about the titular track off 100 acre wrist by sematary and ghost mountain

@boyloftus

4 ай бұрын

Bro I thought it was the exact same thing I felt so smart until they said it

👉👉 The entire Flowers part killed me, especially the part about Bruno being a little guy. Miley Cyrus and him definitely never dated btw

graydon was off the henny in this one

Finally a relatable KZreadr. My family never could afford a hill neither.

WHREE👉🏻👉🏻WHREE👉🏻👉🏻

we all know that verse from the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, "The wind in the wires made a tattle-tale sound and a wave broke over the railing I whipped my nun-chucks and my shuriken stars as the witch of November come stealin'!"

graydon’s hair looks cute asf

r.i.p. Graydon’s satanic whiteboard

graydon looked so scrumptious this episode

@sewerentropy5217

9 ай бұрын

fr fr on god

@camiryn7558

9 ай бұрын

@@sewerentropy5217yes now we makeout

Thought they were going to miss the obligatory “Sports broadcasters commentating a game where a celebrity you wouldn’t expect is playing” bit. Thank god they remembered at the end!

Im waiting for “best & worst for all the dogs” video 👀

@necr0mancrr

9 ай бұрын

dog tierlist when

@Pootisbird01

9 ай бұрын

@@necr0mancrrHank S Tier

@geckogeico2212

9 ай бұрын

In their livestream, Riley said they're too busy to do it

@bigmanballsassnuts3337

9 ай бұрын

all of it is the worst

@JK-gm6kk

9 ай бұрын

Last track on that album made me genuinely angry

Graydon actually saying the Flowers answer out loud and it being let it the vid, is the hardest I've ever laughed in a Hivemind video, I wasn't expecting it at all

we need an nba 2k soundtrack bracket

@refusingtoconform

9 ай бұрын

Signal boost. Wah wah wah wah.

Grants laughing was on a different level this episode, great video.

I'M 👏 UNHAPPY 👏 WITH 👏 MY 👏 LIFE 👏

i loved seeing the DJ granotation

supporting as always, loved the video 💛

I remember the time I made an annotation on Dignan’s song that sounded exactly like Good Kid by Kendrick Lamar saying: HELP! THIS MAN HAS BOW AND ARROW WITH A GNOME AS THE TIP POINTED AT MY PET LIZARD

I wondered when the day would come that I would see a baked in ad read for another KZread channel, and it finally happened. Big day for HIVEMIND

Good to see graydon actually changed his outfit for the ad. At least one of them is trying to be more professional.

Riley you look way better then your Ray Velcoro days, glad to see things have worked out

23:10 this is the funniest thing I've heard in weeks omg idk if I'm just watching this too late at night but I'm losing my shit

finally a relatable youtuber, my family could never afford a hill neither

Game idea: "Guess which song lyrics have more views on Genius"

i’m 6 min in and the vibes are absolutely unhinged. love it boys keep up the good work

2:55 this is the lore behind graydon’s hat computer

First sub 45 minute hivemind video in 7 months. Sad day.

Riley is like your cool aunt that smokes weed

good to know that graydens a worm on a string enjoyer

rweeer rweer 👉👉

Reuw⚙️Reuw⚙️

Ambien is so good, man