i hope you hate this one as much as i do xx cya tomorrow

@andrecoten770

4 ай бұрын

Can't wait !

@JamesDM152

4 ай бұрын

Thanks for making all the videos you make. It always makes my day a little better seeing a new Glidus video! Cheers!

@salvatore861

4 ай бұрын

Thanks it was horrible

@hristiyan5695

4 ай бұрын

What do you mean Gleebus is posting one video today and one tomorrow? Where is he and what did you do to him?🤨

@hillbillypowpow

4 ай бұрын

You're right the bell does nothing. I've had all notifications on your channel on since I subrsribed years ago and I've never gotten a single notification

As someone who has never given a dime to Glimbo, I can confidently say that I got what I paid for with this one.

Glidus is so commited to April's fools videos that he uploads one every month

@caseytaylor1570

4 ай бұрын

fucking got him

@leohoffmanofficial1541

4 ай бұрын

The Monthly April Fool's Day update of the Week

@ryanreviews8566

3 ай бұрын

goated comment LMAO

@youngchrist7970

2 ай бұрын

Every month, once year!

@user-otzlixr

Ай бұрын

Dumb comment, please delete.

is the special gift Ser Pounce's piss

@einstatist6133

4 ай бұрын

the piss that was promised

@aag2139

4 ай бұрын

​@@einstatist6133 😂😂😂😂😂

@InJouHande

4 ай бұрын

​@@einstatist6133 le-fucken-miaow

@antighastly

4 ай бұрын

Omg Quinn I love ur channel!

@jaketheberge1970

4 ай бұрын

We can only hope.

Being wished a happy Autism Awareness Day after 8 minutes of barely comprehensible jokes and references to a decades-old Fantasy series is the representation I needed today. Thanks Gligus!

@marianaalmeidaaaa

4 ай бұрын

i felt seen

@katrinemuller-eriksen667

4 ай бұрын

This was The best i love being fooled so hard into actually looking around for a weekly winds of Winter update, the only April fools joke I can get behind

@thomaswillard6267

4 ай бұрын

There's a cruel irony to Autism Awareness Day being the day after April Fools

This is so insanely accurate. It is remarkable how some of these channels can say so much whilst conveying so little. I hope they’re all put on notice after this video.

@matthiasthulman4058

4 ай бұрын

I've noticed a new style of reacting to live streams that don't actually contain anything mentioned in the title, while also being constantly paused and talked over. They don't talk about the live stream during the pause, just random stuff... thousands of views. I don't understand how entertainment works anymore.

@fulviopontarollo2952

4 ай бұрын

@@matthiasthulman4058people wanting to relieve their childhood memories of when they weren’t able to follow a show because the whole family was talking about random stuff louder than the tv the whole time

“There’s no time for that” - GRRM

@collincaperton6718

Ай бұрын

"There's no time for any of this"

So disheartening to see another influencer using their platform to support The Smell of Cat Piss, given their CEO’s recent behavior. Honestly despicable.

@diamondinmyeye6160

4 ай бұрын

I saw the hour long exposé based on Googling and reddit posts. It was shocking!

How can anyone get poisoned from eating the Wind of Winter if there are no such thing. GRRM saves us all. Bless him!!🎉

obligatory "give me some milk of the poppy and let me die" comment

GRRM is gonna release each page individually to make it easier for you to eat.

@igorlopes7589

2 ай бұрын

Don't jinx it

This is the only video by Talking Thrones I will ever watch again.

Due to timezones, this shows up as being uploaded on April 3rd to me. The perfect day for a joke video.

@reverendray3036

4 ай бұрын

It’s 10 am April 2nd for me. Perfect Glidus.

@stephaniec9539

4 ай бұрын

Is on par with Glidus to be late

@lgnd2k3

4 ай бұрын

Its april fools week​@@stephaniec9539

@sarahwbs

4 ай бұрын

Checks out ✅

@Ryverr641

4 ай бұрын

silly week

Instead of writing -Winds of Winter- Pisstakes, -GRRM- Glimbus writes -fucking Elden Ring- some news thing

Thanks for the PSA, Glidus. I was ten minutes into eating my copy of The Worlds of Ice and Fire when I heard what you said about ink toxicity, and I immediately spat the latest page out into my asbestos furnace. And to think I'd have swallowed the whole book if I hadn't watched this!

There's no way bro posted this on April 2. His april fools so advanced he even fools the date

@john.jambek3695

4 ай бұрын

It's silly week you susan

@leahpanya57

4 ай бұрын

Oh 😮 ​@@john.jambek3695

@Michael-bn1oi

4 ай бұрын

​@@john.jambek3695 Alright, Karen.

@john.jambek3695

4 ай бұрын

@@Michael-bn1oi nein

I owe my English teachers a major apology! I laughed at them when they said “Always have an outline.”

As a guy who just cleaned up a bunch of cat piss, I am truly cursed by Glumbus.

@Glidus

4 ай бұрын

i think i've been blessed; i've had Bear almost 4 years now and he's never peed anywhere he shouldn't. poop, however...

@nicklagoni7306

4 ай бұрын

​@@Glidus he's just gotten good at hiding it... (check the tiramisu drawer in your fridge 😱)

Nice finally! I was worried after not hearing anything about nothing for almost 24 hours, but thanks to you, I can finally relax again knowing my daily winds of winter watch is on the case

The Battle of the Bastards Pisstake is turning into Glidus’ Winds

@l33tspaniard

4 ай бұрын

It’s like poetry sort of they rhyme

Perfect April 2nd upload

The Winds of Winter: "I've been going through something... 4, 647 days... I've been going through something... Be afraid"

@willu842

4 ай бұрын

What is a Stark in a mini skirt

The collective madness that has descended on the ASOIAF community during this wait will provide useful research data for generations of sociology degrees

I have been subscribed, but was never notified of the previous 4646 episodes. KZread is really not great about getting videos to subscribers.

@cryoshakespeare4465

4 ай бұрын

Did you ring the bell so hard that the sound generates an entire alternate universe in which WoW was created? Cause if not, it's kinda on you buddy.

Dance of Dragons kid is my niece! 😆 She's turning 13 this week, and my sister is going nuts because she's acting like a "crusty hormone bomb". Uncle Thing here has a Night's Watch shirt that may or may not be older than kid in question, not to mention a ragged copy of DWD of the same age. I honestly can't remember which was around first, book and shirt, or kid. She's actually a really good kid, just... a teen. It happened to all of us.

This is for your cat, a beauty and a treasure.

I knew Schwift was based, but that was probably the best take on this entire channel.

Great news. In conclusion: GRRM : old, Dance of dragons kid : not someone we wanna hear about ever again

@sarahwbs

4 ай бұрын

Poor Jackson and/or Olivia 😢

Oh wow I don't remember subscribing to Talking Thrones

Awww, we want more Dramatic reading in aussie spokes!

This was agonizing. Good job

Nice try Glimbosaurus, I almost listened to your “warning” on the “hazards” of eating paper, but then I remembered today’s date. You’ll never stop me from eating books!

You can blame David and Dan for the delay. Ever since the disaster of GoT, GRRM has been very hands on for every adaptation to make sure it's authentic to the original story, meaning his attention is divided

The irony is glidus is gonna make money off this Hopefully

*''The Winds of Winter is coming'' is the new GRRM motto.*

During my wait i have now read over 20 Brandon Sanderson books

An April Fools episode upload on April 2nd is the most Glidus thing to ever Glidus and I am here for it! I wouldn’t have it any other way. Thank you sir, we’ve been spoiled today!

I told you Glidus on Preston’s Sunday night stream that astronomy lover George would announce the upcoming release of Winds of Winter today to coincide with the full solar eclipse in America: Well he did announce the release of the House of the Dragon Coloring Book available this May. So close. Thank you George for all the fans.

Glidus, you don't have to go through with the promise to eat the book, you know. It's not worth the consequences to your health, man

@Glidus

4 ай бұрын

i have a few tricks up my sleeve

Glidus, there are such things as edible paper and food coloring based inks. Just have a professional baker print the entire book onto the edible starch paper and munch away. But that might be a bit pricey. Just get some lettering stamps and painstakingly press the entire text onto rolls and rolls of pie crust dough. Bake a few sheets a week. Sprinkle with cinnamon and sugar before baking. Eat a pie crust page every day with your afternoon tea. I have faith in you. You can do this. If the book ever comes out that is.

As a fellow keeper of cats, I appreciate the advertisement.

Glimball you're still eating that damn book when it comes out. "Promise me Glimbalbertibus" -Lyanna Glimber Stark

Finally a Winds update with some real answers.

" 1:57 " -Baratheon, Robert

The sadist in me hopes Talking Thrones sees this 😵‍💫

this is the biggest news we've got so far. I has doubts Winds of Winter would never come out. but this won me over. I'm sure now

What I'm hearing is that Glidus is a lawyer and his legal advice is that I should eat more books because they are an essential part of the food pyramid

I'd never go to Toowoomba. Not for all the cat piss in the world

Okay so I'm and always be a perpetual lurker but the Toowoomba cut away in the Cat Piss section made me stop because thats where I live????

@Glidus

4 ай бұрын

my brother did some of his med training in Toowoomba and the name has just always stuck in my head, i thought foreigners might appreciate it too

@alanpennie8013

4 ай бұрын

​@@Glidus It's undeniably memorable.

Hey Glidus, huge fan of the show. Just one thing though - I'm having a hard time finding the first 4646 episodes. Please share link. Thanks. - Me

“Will be coming out either tomorrow or never” I fucking died

Just to put in perspective how long this wait has been. I have a friend who was born August 1st 1996, which was the exact same day the first "A Game of Thrones" book was published. He is now a 27 year old man. Anyone who started reading this series when it first came out has literally been waiting my friend's entire lifespan. Again, I stress, he is a full grown man with a degree, job, and kid of his own on the way.

@glidus I finally checked out Materia and you guys are AWESOME. I hear tons of early Rush and Zeppelin influence. So many great tracks, I particularly love Greenland but the whole album is great. Keep it up.

Wow Globo you really outrazzled the dazzle this time, am I right?

As JJK community become the Lobotomy Kaisen, Asoiaf community has been in its lobotomy saga long before everyone became a horse wasn't it..

This video is so appropriate right now. GRRM just made a blog post about dunk and egg where he mentions TWOW, and every ASOIAF youtube channel is making videos like this one.

Ah, so this is the high effort shitpost you were talking about. I cant wait to see the low effort one.

Wow! Did not expect a Gliglogolomoth the Destroyer face reveal! You look so great, that cat piss is doing wonders. Can’t believe the winds of winter are dropping tomorrow!

glidus: April Fools ends when April ends

Holy shit. That sponsor read was like a scorching fever dream, mixed with a fugue state and minor psychosis.

I LOVE IM THE BIGGEST FAN OF I NEED MORE OF THANK YOU GLIBTUS YOU'RE THE MOST EVER!!!

Heavens! The takedown of horrible KZread sponsorship was horribly pertinent. Nice brief swipe at the detestable BetterHelp.

I am a bit ashamed how much I laughed from "George RR RR MaR. R Rtin"

finally, an update on

Glidus is taking the alt Shift x approach to April fools and uploading the video late

So if I find edible paper, tasty ink, and some type of a cracker cover and then print Winds on it and sent it to you, would you eat it instead? Is that a loophole we can use.

This video should be 10:01.

@Glidus

4 ай бұрын

youtube changed the mid-roll cutoff point to 8:00 a few years ago

@Gatinois

4 ай бұрын

@@Glidus You are definitely a professional KZreadr, as the video suggest! I'm surprised it wasn't sponsored by Established Titles instead of Cat Piss.

@Prawnsly

4 ай бұрын

Cat Piss is a more legitimate service@@Gatinois

@alanpennie8013

4 ай бұрын

​@@Gatinois As long as sponsors are still planting trees for no particular reason Established Titles will be remembered.

ABC news theme....love it! 😃 And ZOMFG! Toowoomba got a shout out. Wait...nothing for The 'Gong?

PS. Thanks for the out-loud laughs, this is the best comedy I've heard in months! 😂

Not gonna lie, it’s insane to me to think that George could’ve written a single manuscript page every *4 days* and been finished with the book by now.

“The Winds of Winter will be coming out either tomorrow or never…” I love that GRRM could literally release the book with no announcement/marketing whatsoever, and it would still hit number one on the New York Times bestseller list just from “did you hear it FINALLY came out?” 😂🤣☠️

The “Brandon Sanderson should finish!!!” Group is just so laughably out of touch with how books are made

@scoliosis9478

4 ай бұрын

Do you mind explaining why? I don’t agree with the idea but I’m uninformed and would like to know more.

@ianspottiswood2419

4 ай бұрын

@@scoliosis9478 Sanderson and GRRM are extremely different writers, with different skillsets, strengths, and weaknesses. The main reason people want Sanderson to finish is because he is a fantasy writer that writes very fast. However, he himself has stated that he is not a fan of "grimdark" fantasy which is what ASOIAF is. If Sanderson were to somehow be allowed to write it, and offer to do so, he would write a story that is characteristically changed from how GRRM has written the story. It wouldn't be better or worse, just very different. The reasons that someone reads Sanderson are vastly different to what makes Martin's work so great. Plus, as Glidus mentioned, both authors have rejected that idea. It will not be happening.

@ElderVault

4 ай бұрын

@@scoliosis9478 ASOIAF is so deeply tied to Georges mind, his life, his beliefs. If someone else were to finish his books, even if they hit all the major plot points he plans the books would never have the same feeling of ASOIAF. The same can be said for pretty much any series. Writing is a deeply personal art.

@JohnDoe-420

3 ай бұрын

I always thought this was a joke, specifically because Brandon Sanderson finished Wheel of Time after RJ died and completely failed at capturing RJ's voice.

This is what counts for prestige television in Australia

this is really bad, so good job you nailed it! i feel the same unending despair that these types of videos put in me when they're done for real

you call that an obnoxiously lengthy intro? please. also, thanks for reminding me to clean my cat's litter tray, and check my smoke alarm batteries. I wish I could like the video a second time just for the Guillermo Del Toro picture, that got me choking on my laughter

Love that Glimbus is finally posting daily on his second channel, a true content factory

The new shape Glidus’ channel is taking is sure to increase subscriber retention by 23%!

guillermo del toro appearance appreciated

I don’t really need cat smell, but free shipping to tbar is so rare I feel like I need to get 5

While GRRM doesn't owe us an ending (because nobody has already paid for one) and/or more books, he has no right to be sick of people asking about it when he appears in interviews or at conventions, etc. So unless he just decides to be honest and makes it clear he has no intention of finishing the books, then he should expect people to want to talk about Winds and only Winds whenever he appears. If you knew the guy and he just wanted to enjoy a beer with you, refusing to drop Winds would be you being toxic. But fun fact, nobody in the GoT fanbase actually cares about GRRM's personality or what else is going on in his life. Nor should we. Nor should he care about us in that way. We're not close personal friends. We just like his books. And he seems to have been personally offended that no one following him on social media actually wants to talk about his funny hats.

wow its so funny that its still april 1st in australia. time zones are wild

Not sure what I expected when I clicked and now that I’ve watched it I’m not sure what I got

Tbh that intro sequence actually felt like a tastful length.

The Emperor will step off the Golden Throne before GRRM finishes another book

@Sintoras7

4 ай бұрын

Horus will be redeemed and TTS Canon again

glimbus did you ever think growing up you'd be delivering PTAs on book eating safety?

WOW! I can't believe it!

He got us so good, I definitely wasn’t expecting an April fools video, at least not on april 2nd

This is the best shitpost I've ever seen

On the 2nd day of funny week my Glimbo gave to me, A clout chaser and a news freak!

I don’t know many more years I can fall for the same April 1st winds of winter updates fellas😭😭

As we wait for season 2 of HOTD, please bear with me for a LOOONG POST. After years of learning about many wonderful fan theories, rewriting and rewriting ideas, etc: I propose THE FOLLOWING AS AN IMAGINARY REWRITE OF THE show. Whatcha think? Seasons 2-4, before the Mountain and the Viper - Arya and her friends escape Harrenhaul without ever encountering the Faceless Man - a subplot of the show is Lord Commander Mormont’s message of forgiveness to Jorah taking a convoluted path to get to him. - Gendry’s departure from the group is more like the books. He never reenters the story -Stannis never goes to Braavos - Robb’s romantic partner in the show is Jeyne. She does genuinely fall in love with him, and is killed at the Red Wedding - The “scene” between Jaime and Cersei in the Sept is the same as in the book. - Tywin tells Cersei the Westerlands are running low on gold, not out of it. Season 4, after The Mountain and the Viper - The Mountain is truly dead. There will never be a Robert Strong. - Jaime tells Tyrion the truth about Tysha. Tywin says that "last I heard she and your welp died in childbirth. After that....wherever whores go". - Varys stays in Kings Landing. - Brienne, Pod, Arya, and the Hound team up. - Lady Stoneheart is revealed to the audience. Season 5 - Prophecy of Cersei being killed by her younger brother revealed - Cersei sends Jaime to the Riverlands (without Bronn). - Cersei sends Arys Oakheart to sneak Myrcella out of Dorne. - At a gentle moment between Myrcella and Tristen, Ellaria gives a gentle “revenge is pointless” speech to Oberyn’s daughters. They are not necessarily plotting revenge. Just sad over thier father’s death. - Arys accidentally kills Myrcella. He is killed. -At the end of the season, we see Doran telling some people to make sure everyone knows what happened. As some people leave, a little black bird lands near him. - Arya and her allies join with the Brotherhood Without Banners (with Lady Stoneheart), and Nymeria and her wolfpack. Arya and Sansa explore their warging powers. Baelish dies at the end of season 5. - Varys dies of a burst belly at the end of season 5, using the last of his strength to have his little birds kill Pycelle and Keavan. - When Jaime gets Cersei's letter, he deserts his army and goes north. - Dany and Drogan don't return to the Dothraki Sea - Yara and Theon end up with Stannis's army (no burning of Shireen) - Euron kills Balon after telling him about Dragonbinder. We see Euron arrive at the Kingsmoot. Season 6 - Jon warged into Ghost. Mel brings him back, but this kills Mel and Ghost - Jon ends up with Stannis's army. - The Stark/Vale forces kill Walder Frey, then find Jaime, who joins them. - We see some scenes of Sam at the Citadel. Him learning stuff. Some maesters see the horn he brought with him. He learns the legend that the Horn of Winter is actually at the Citadel. His mom arrives (Sam sent her a letter). Sam is there when Euron attacks. He sends Gilly, little Sam, and his mom away (they escape). Tries to trick Euron into thinking his horn is the horn of winter. This fails and he is killed. Euron blows the horn of winter. - Bran learns more about the history of Planatos. Such as: . In the distant past, there was a war between the ancestors of the Children, different groups of humans, and other species. . The Children’s ancestors made the Night King/Walkers at what would become the Winterfell Godswood. . The Night King is the conduit for the White Walker collective, and this conduit is the origin of multiple figures of legend, such as the 13th Lord Commander and the Great Other. . The war unleashed multiple horrors aside from the Walkers. Horrors the different factions united against to stop, though it was too late to prevent thier societies from slowly decaying afterwards. If the Walkers spread, they could awaken the horrors. . The Night King needs to be destroyed at the Winterfell Godswood. - Bran appears to let out a "scream" across time and space. Lots of things about this are ambiguous. Possible that some things he does are deliberate, others are by accident. After this moment ends, and the Walkers find their way to the tree, Wyls being turned into Hodor appears to be a delayed and unintended action. Bran later says while he has many new abilities, he can't time travel anymore. It was a one-shot trick. - Rickon and Osha die in the snow before reaching the Umbers. Shaggydog seems to find his way to Jon. - Some White Walkers end up south of the wall thanks to Euron blowing the horn, and attack Winterfell in the middle of Stannis's battle with the Boltons. - Lots of characters die, including Shaggydog, the Boltons, Stannis and his family, Yara, and Theon. - The Stark/Vale army arrives in time to save Jon. - At the end of the season, Bran arrives and proclaims R+L=J. Jon is given the name Stark and proclaimed King. - We see Cersei descend when she learns Myrcella is dead. We don’t ever see the destruction of Kings Landing (which is the result of Euron blowing the horn) but we see her and Tommen on the road. After some defiance by Tommen, she kills him. We see Euron’s forces claim her. - Dany and Tyrion realize Tyrion is a Targaryen. Daario tries to betray Dany and is killed. Jorah dies. A three person elected council is left in charge of Meereen. Season 7 - Meera and Bran have a heartfelt goodbye. - Bran uses the moon to communicate with Dany and Tyrion. They talk with him and the Starks. They agree to bypass what's left of Kings Landing and go straight to White Harbor. - They march to Winterfell. White Walkers break through the Wall in force and march on Winterfell. - The Battle of the Long Night sees many secondary characters, including Lady Stoneheart, Brienne, Pod, Davvos, the Hound, and all that is left of the Brotherhood Without Banners and Nightswatch, die. - Bran, who a bunch of the Children of the Forest and Bloodraven live in, is shown to have the power to make crops grow, and to psychally duel the White Walker collective. Everytime a Wright or Walker is killed by the Three Heads of the Dragon and their armies, it helps Bran. - Arya is forced to warg into Nymeria. - Lyanna and Jon duel the Night King. Lyanna is killed. Jon stops him from stabbing Bran. - Nymeria cuts the Night King with the knife. This disrupts the Night King long enough for Bran to destroy him. - Tyrion is shown trying to forgive a grieving Jaime. Jaime learns about the Valonqar Prophecy. - The armies of Jon, Dany, and Tyrion move south to try and deal with Euron. Jaime also heads south, struggling with dealing with questions of fate, free will, etc. - When Jaime finds Cersei he declares he won't kill her the way the prophecy said, but he blocks her escape. They both die when something falls on them. - Euron is killed and Dragonbinder lost (The Horn of Winter dissolved after one use), but Jon and Tyrion's dragons die and they warg into Dany. The three minds fuse into one consciousness. - It is agreed that the 7 Kingdoms will break up as a political entity, with Bran being the intermediary between the different realms to promote peace. He also takes control of Drogon. - The last scene of the series is Dany riding north, Arya-Nymeria and her wolfpack at her side. Dialogue suggests that after Dany pledges fealty to Sansa, she will get the Dreadfort, which she plans to rename the Dragonfort (and paint red doors on).

@angelalovell5669

3 ай бұрын

Wow, after all that impressive craziness, you oof-ed me when the red doors. Bravo, this was great. Kinda wish it was a video.

@robstewartstewart98

3 ай бұрын

@@angelalovell5669 thank you! 😁

Glinch funny week is the highlight of funny month and saving my sanity while writing my term paper

That moment when Glidus uploads the April fool’s day video on April second.

@stupidhandles

4 ай бұрын

It's silly WEEK

Where's the 20 seconds of silence you promised us? I was looking forward to that.

I wish I could send this to regular people this is so fucking funny

this is definitely one of the videos of all time

That's truly the sanest AGOT channel

Love my gas leak vaatividya vids ❤

"So strong you can basically taste it at all times...." HAHAHAHA! You're killing me Smalls.

Great one, already looking forward to the next one tomorrow!