I SAID RAIL GUN NOT WHALE GUN

@christophero55

3 ай бұрын

lol

@matthewcox7985

3 ай бұрын

Reminds me of how the Saturn V rockets were described - ejecting the mass of a blue whale every second or so during liftoff. WHALE! WHALE! WHALE! WHALE!

@drrocketman7794

3 ай бұрын

Dart gun. Dart gun, not... Right. I was wondering, under what circumstances would you use this.

@kti5682

3 ай бұрын

Wail gun?

Ah yes, the F-35 in Beast Mode, equipped with all the AIM-120 _Orcas_ it can hold. Taste the fear, bad guys, and sea lions, taste it.

@richardhockey8442

3 ай бұрын

don't underestimate the AIM-133 'Jersey' and 'Daisy' variants

@merafirewing6591

3 ай бұрын

We need a dolphin, elephant, and donkey variants.

@Thewhitetile

3 ай бұрын

@@merafirewing6591 I need 3d models! Ill take a look online and see what I can do

@TheStormpilgrim

3 ай бұрын

Next time America sends in the SEALs, it may not be guys in boats.

The Drunken NASAMS act like every single Anime missile launch I've seen. Pretty badass to be honest.

@treanttrooper6349

3 ай бұрын

Honestly, the fact that they're flying half random the entire time terrifies me WAAAAAAYYY more than them acting like they're supposed to 😂 at least you know when you are gonna explode

@Driveby-Viktum

3 ай бұрын

@@treanttrooper6349 Well, in amime , if you're the hero , you either get to shrug them off of your plot armor or you are just SO DAMN SKILLED(!) you evade every one of them =)

19:16 “They’re like beautiful beautiful ballerinas from Raytheon” 😂

200,000 knots - the speed of molten airframe

@RT-qd8yl

3 ай бұрын

0.0343% the speed of light 😵

@isaacamores8767

3 ай бұрын

you don't get it. When they combine insanity to the power of Pythagoras theorem. you get root XYZ which is equal to sin(69) which means it has a melting point of the sun. FACTS

@BENKYism

3 ай бұрын

100 kilometers per second ✈

What. The actual. Hell.

@grimreapers

3 ай бұрын

I don't see the problem...

@Leonard-nb7jk

3 ай бұрын

@@grimreaperssomeone’s gonna mod SAMs shaped like a hand that tickles the aircraft’s chin

@jacobbeckley5292

3 ай бұрын

​@@grimreapers same mate.

@ashblythe9598

3 ай бұрын

​@@Leonard-nb7jkok I'm actually gonna go do that, back to blender.

@Nightdare

3 ай бұрын

@@ashblythe9598 Give them the middle finger

This is definitely one of the DCS videos of all time.

Everyone should know that when launching a whale, the only acceptable radio callout is "Thar she blows!"

@Nightdare

3 ай бұрын

"Getting lock "Man the 'Arpoooooon'

That bullet shower right above Paris was some gold to watch.

In case anyone was wondering, the speed of light is 583,000,000 knots, or Mach 874,000

Last time i was this early my missus was annoyed, giggity...

@grimreapers

3 ай бұрын

Giggity

lol that was great! It was nice to hear Cap really enjoying himself. For those of us getting on in years (40+) we can relate to experiencing that feeling of joylessness, where the responsibilities and ills of the world really get you down and you just don't feel like you have any fun like you used too. The thrill of living seems to have worn off. Those moments where you feel that youthful joy again are precious. I'm happy to see anyone get that feeling again. Also, I suggested the B-1 guns only dogfight! I probably wasn't the only one but still, it was awesome to see it happen finally.

Here's a nice mod idea for CH: You know how pilots perform fox calls when firing air-to-air missiles? Why not make the missiles foxes? But not just any foxes. Furries in fox fursuits! That way we get to see furries explode.

@aland7236

3 ай бұрын

What's better than one furry on the moon without a spacesuit? All furries on the moon without a spacesuit.

@zloychechen5150

3 ай бұрын

and make them woke

Watching Cap spin himself into a jelly paste along the inside of the cockpit just made my morning for some strange, sadistic reason!

@rgloria40

3 ай бұрын

All I know is against lasers....Drone Computers are going to be faster....Is not CAP on those multi core servers, fiberoptic network/high speed network and graphics card with XXX GB memory...

@exidy-yt

3 ай бұрын

@@rgloria40......what on earth does that have to do with Cap, the narrator of these videos spinning his mach-1000 SR-72 like a blender in the first segment of the video?

@rgloria40

3 ай бұрын

@@exidy-yt Poser, if you been aware of playing video game for so long...It always about the equipment you have...You are either very inept or just faking it that your an expert video game player.

Killer whale missile is the mod we all need

@grimreapers

3 ай бұрын

But why backwards?! Cruel...

@jaxompol224

3 ай бұрын

@@grimreapers they are just using a blow back engine bypass widget, best not to question the physics of it. 😳

@Thewhitetile

3 ай бұрын

@@jaxompol224 It has to be that their air intake on top and then they breath it out their mouth with flames :)

As great as the war games are. As cool as the “new tech vs new tech” vids are. This unmatched silliness is why the Reapers are the apex content creation team for DCS.

Gojira warned us about Flying Whales and the movie twister warned us about flying cows.

20:00 Cannonball failing spectacularly at a SpaceX booster landing.

@grimreapers

3 ай бұрын

Needs more power?

@Wyomingchief

3 ай бұрын

​@@grimreapersmore power is always a good thing😂

1:20 FYI the voyager 1 space probe is traveling at mach 50, so mach 1000 would be 20× faster than the fastest object humans ever made. 🤯

@MrDJAK777

3 ай бұрын

Parker solar probe is still accelerating and already much faster (380k mph/176km/s) than voyager. Not to mention that one manhole cover.....

@classifiedveteran9879

3 ай бұрын

@MrDJAK777 Dang it! I forgot about those! You're right, but Mach 1000 is still faster than anything humanity _(outside of a particle collider)_ has ever done. Edit: I added "humanity"

Those drunk missiles looked really fun

Spin stabilize for the win.

From Fat Amy to Fat Orcas - excellent

I feel like the Drunk Nasam was someone trying to make a mod for a missile, it didnt go great, so he decided "before I redo the code.. let's keep it in the drawer, it's funny"

@Thewhitetile

3 ай бұрын

That is correct. I am Dark.

"Inconsiderable amount of tomfoolery" that's how this video should've been called.

@rgloria40

3 ай бұрын

I sort of thought the tomfoolery simulation would move more toward....mortal combat; more graphical kills causing another technical logical race...

Someone call a doctor Cap. has finally lost his mind

@Thewhitetile

3 ай бұрын

To be fair it was my idea. I am Dark. Cap lost it a long time ago though.

Cap, did a Euro-legal dispensary open in your town? Remember - the edibles TAKE TIME to activate. Don’t just eat them like a bag of gummy bears.

@valuedhumanoid6574

3 ай бұрын

The first time I tried edibles was a shit show. We were going to Halloween costume party and I didn't want to wait for the others so I opened them up got a head start. When my GF came in, she saw the package was opened and asked how many I ate. I told her. Her eyes got wide and she just stared at me. I was like "what?" She said I was supposed to only eat one, maybe two if you were really used to them. Not eight. In an hour I was crystalized. I never been so high in my life. I just sat there on the couch, a stoned cold idiot dressed like Freddy Kruger. I couldn't walk, talk, think, eat, or any other activity that would claim I was alive. It was horrible. 6 hours later I started to come out of it.

@RT-qd8yl

3 ай бұрын

In Michigan edibles are limited to 200mg THC per package so it's almost a waste of money. I had 4 bags of gummies for 800mg total and all I felt was a moderate head buzz. The paralyzing space cakes of the early 2000s must've spoiled me. I don't understand how these people eat 10 or 20mg and legitimately say they feel stoned. 😿

@SA80TAGE

3 ай бұрын

@@valuedhumanoid6574 sounds like a party to me XD

@Ethan-gk4eq

3 ай бұрын

@@RT-qd8yldid I just find a fellow michigander?

This was one of the best videos you've done in awhile - always fun to watch the silly stuff

Hope your happy Cap, You made beer come out my nose!

The Sr-72 in the constant death roll is legendary.

I believe I've said this before, but I'll say it again; you people are quite, quite insane! Oh, and the missile away call of "Fox-whale" is quite simply the most beautiful thing I've heard in a long long time.

Peak Grim Reapers🗣️🗣️💪🗿

"How many Mach is that?" "ALL OF THEM!"

I personally love videos like this. I want this, and an episodic show where you do a campaign, and when people die, they join the other side. First side to get everyone on their team wins.

It goes without saying that the 'backwards firing whale cannon' was by far the funniest part of the video 🤣

Interesting that the DCS map doesn’t have the rest of the wold but TACVIEW does. -Starscream

@grimreapers

3 ай бұрын

This is the first time we realised that the whole of Europe is modelled (in low detail). Still quite cool.

@Nightdare

3 ай бұрын

@@grimreapers Does beg the question if you can circumvent the globe (in controllable aircraft preferably)

@c.g.262

3 ай бұрын

@@grimreapersIt makes one wonder if at one time that ED had plans to just keep expanding the current Caucuses map?

@c.g.262

3 ай бұрын

From the farthest western airbase on the map to London in real life is 1,800 miles. The Max range of ferry range of an F-15E is 3,100 miles. Sounds like someone could fly around low fidelity Europe is they wanted.

I was not expecting an orca to be spitting out flames out the mouth and...my god those drunken SAM's made my fking day, Loved this.

Hehehe, this reminds me of a tank simulator we built back in the early/mid-'90s using some high-end SGI workstations - we messed up a config file for the sim, such that it couldn't find the right model for the gun projectile, so it defaulted to the first model in its list which was an M1A1 tank. We all started giggling uncontrollably the first time we tried firing the gun and saw an entire _tank_ come flying out the muzzle at sabot round speeds. We quickly dubbed it our "rapid deployment" option! 🤣🤣🤣

@drtidrow

3 ай бұрын

And back around the turn of the century I was working for NVL, where we had a bunch of SGI O2's as development workstations. We pretty much exhausted the dictionary entries of words starting with "oo" in naming them: "oomph", "oops", "ooze", "oodles", and "oolong". 😄

Those cow missiles really MOOOVED... hilarity at its best absolutely ridiculicious 😂

In ragards to the mach 1000 SR-72…the required velocity to achieve LEO (Low Earth Orbit) is roughly mach 24

@Thewhitetile

3 ай бұрын

The earth is flat. Things I learned from DCS

Cap flew right into that scene from 2001 A Space Odyssey and has been reborn as the Star Child.

The drunken missiles made that segment the most anime GR has ever been. Well done, ya weebs.

Excellent work, Dark! Enjoyed that very much. Very creative.

Drunk missiles - best missiles! That was strangely entertaining

Great video! Had a blast watching!

This is the video that I did not know I needed today. Thanks cap this was a real banger, and just made a poor day into a great day😂

10:50 absolutely beautiful vikhr cosplay there cap

FFS.. just spat my wine at my iPad. Fox Whale

Every once in a while you just have to defenestrate every last bit of sanity and have silly fun. Also, being from the Midwest, the idea of a cow missile is really special to me. 🐄:3

@gruntopolouski5919

3 ай бұрын

Use of “defenestrate” in a sentence, 5 gold stars for you. ⭐️ 🌟 ⭐️ 🌟 ⭐️ Defenestrate Air We teach despots to fly. Once. The King is **** dead.

To much fun, leads to much fun…thank you.

What a hilarious fun video!! Keep ‘em coming boys and gals!

9:22 "something bad is happening" lololol

Laughed so much it hurt! LOL Thanks Dark, Cap and GR!

Oh man, this was a blast to watch! Cheers y'all!

Orca and cow missiles. It looks like I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.

Beautiful. Just absolutely beautiful content right here.

Really great video!

Magnificent! didn't stop laughting 😂 Thanks Guys

"Drunken NSAMs" is hillarious.

That drunken AIM missile is doing dogfight with them lol

This looks fun as hell!

Love this channel!

So bloody funny. Thanks guys.

Oh my God...this was absolutely hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣

The Drunk Nasam & Gau8 on the B1 was a giggles imo the killer whales should have been fired face first would have made em a lot more funny watching a killer whale grab a wing n hang on like a leech.

Unidentified islands in the Med are Corsica and Sardinia, followed by Balearics (Ibiza, Majorca)

@grimreapers

3 ай бұрын

thx

Oh, you lads got me rolling on the floor from laughter with this vid...🤣

Best episode in a while.

Wonderfully well!

These kind of videos hands down are my favorite over the other mission style videos.

Hah, this upload has really reminded me of VideoGamsCanada and the shenanigans they were doing reviewing chaotic mods over a decade ago on KZread. However they were only two guys (Dennis & Rory), they barely got to 70k subs before the channel was removed, and was mainly Farming Simulator, along with Minecraft and other random games they'd do, as I'm sure DCS and/or LockOn would've been to professional 😄.

B-1Bs with GAU-8s are basically terrifying heavy fighter-bombers

Great Video

Very entertaining thanks.

That was crazy fun!

It’s the Bovine Ordinance!! VS The Porpoise Seekers!!

I saw the thumbnail image & read the description for this video and HAD TO WATCH IT IMMEDIATELY...😋

This might be the best 41 minutes of anything ever.

Good fun. Amazing what you can do with this sim.

Cow-8 with explosive Bull-ets. (500kg)

@Thewhitetile

3 ай бұрын

I tried to get the Cram to shoot Cows but it decided it didnt want to

B1 Dogfights Is such a Vibe Great Fun

Loved this Crazy Mod vid! 👍 CAP I would love to see some new Canyon Runs and Carrier Landing vids! 🙏

100,000 knots, Reminds me of flight of the navigator

@grimreapers

3 ай бұрын

GREAT Movie.

@BoraHorzaGobuchul

3 ай бұрын

​​​@@grimreapersone of the first USAian movies that was shown in soviet movie theaters, it was very cool. The second one I saw was Starman, also a nice family flick

So the obvious question is, how many Mach 700, laser-toting whales does it take to destroy a US carrier group?

@BoraHorzaGobuchul

3 ай бұрын

There's also the penguin missile.

This is one of the greatest videos on the internet. Thank you, Cap and the Reapers. Fat Amy carrying Orcas fuckin killed me. Lmao.

@grimreapers

3 ай бұрын

My apologies to your wife for killing you.

@llamaboi1933

3 ай бұрын

💀@@grimreapers

Simba survived 2 Cow hits😂 that's some of the funniest s*** I've seen in a long time.. what about jellyfish bullets

What unlimited defense budget does to a mf

Beginning should be saving this for the year's end

The Reliant Robin Space Shuttle would be armed with killer whales and cows. Naturally.

The cow and orca missiles remind me of when Monster Truck Madness mods started coming out. Every bit of scenery in the game were made into monster trucks. Helicopters, picnic tables, etc..

I haven't laughed this hard in a while, thanks..🤣🤣

Maverick couldn’t make it last Mach 10 without disintegration. You guys went past Mach 200 and had plenty of fuel. Joy. #ihaveaneedforspeed😎💯

2:10 area 88 reference?

I don’t want do the math but I think a plane crashing at Mach 700 could have wiped out all the dinosaurs lol

This is the masterpiece we all needed ❤ Moooooooooooooooooooooooo

The drunken missles would be great the next canyon run contest, with more missles launching the further you make it so by the end there's 30 missiles chasing you over the finish line. Bragging rights for pulling it off in an Albatross.

That was funny ..awesome stuff guys .you need to replace the drunk himars with drunk Cows / Orcas .. nothing would surpass that..hahahah

@BoraHorzaGobuchul

3 ай бұрын

Wild weasels

never thought i'd see a NASAM in a flat scissor with an f-16

HILLARIOUS...I have seen the 3 Stooges. You top that.

Cap did somebody sabotage your SR-72? I laughed my ass off when your spin accelerated!😂

This is so hilarious and it's peak. It would've been even better if you guys were somewhat drunk because it be even funnier.