Hearing that banana crunch was one of the most emotionally devastating moments of my entire life

@TheLegendOfJoel

5 жыл бұрын

You spelled *changed my life in the most positive way possible* wrong.

@emPatheticShow

4 жыл бұрын

You commented the same thing on a different compilation with the same video...

@iblame_nargles

4 жыл бұрын

@dream castle. So?

@sexymothman9620

4 жыл бұрын

@@emPatheticShow pfft did I? I honestly can barely keep track of things I think of and the things I actually post. I probably forgot I posted it.

@Eredeana

3 жыл бұрын

That made a great fuckin screenshot bro thank you

HOMEBOY WENT BACK FOR MORE. ONE BITE WASNT ENOUGH

@beliisavosper4677

5 жыл бұрын

I Want Makoto To Cradle Me In Her Strong Arms this comment has me SCREECHING OMG

@goonsdirge3464

5 жыл бұрын

Well of course What else would you do in this situation? You can't really go back

@notsuchabadguy

5 жыл бұрын

I have nothing to say about this comment but your username is the most relatable thing I've ever read

@nikki6927

4 жыл бұрын

This comment killed me

@jacob7358

4 жыл бұрын

I follow a senior my junior year in highschool dling this exact same thing but i ate the whole thing

Griffin is a father. He has successful podcasts and a show. He's friends with Lin-Manuel Miranda.

@cottontaelle5863

6 жыл бұрын

he eat a banana funny

@LemonMoon

5 жыл бұрын

And he was chosen for Forbes 30 under 30 as a top media influencer or something

@McGuinty2

5 жыл бұрын

Lemon Moon That's 30 Under 30 Media LUMINARY, accept no substitutes. Actually the word "luminary" is quite an apt one to describe the being formerly known as Griffin McElroy, as they have now transformed into an immortal entity composed entirely of light and positive energy known as Bliss Delight, ever since LMM got CRJ to tell them "great job".

@camreyes1819

5 жыл бұрын

HESFRIENDSWITHWH O

@jackmazeika5594

4 жыл бұрын

Vianka Reyes yeah. He narrated their tv shows final episode

If I ever get into sound design, I'm using this as a noise for: •bones cracking •steppin on things •eating bananas

@mixmastermind

3 жыл бұрын

I think Sea of Thieves straight up uses this sound for their banana sound

@hranf

2 жыл бұрын

former sound designer; bones breaking is usually veggies like celery or carrots snapping, so not that far off!

@barbararara5419

2 жыл бұрын

I like the idea of biting into a peeled banana and having it make that sound

@Gaze73

Жыл бұрын

@@hranf Isn't there a huge sound database with 100 different sounds for bone breaking? No need to reinvent the wheel.

@daedliy963

Жыл бұрын

@@Gaze73 it's less reinventing the wheel and solving a problem with just how easy it is to recognize a specific sound from a pool of them given enough time of use for example, half life 2 uses a plethora of stock sounds enough times that hearing those same sounds again in another game will catch the attention of players, possibly souring their suspension of disbelief making your own "fresh" sounds from tearing up vegetables and other props is a tried and proven way to make sure that doesn't happen

my school blocked this video in particular and honestly i don't blame them

@TheLegendOfJoel

6 жыл бұрын

That's incredible.

@caen9873

6 жыл бұрын

there's just too much raw, sexual energy that emanates from this video

@goonsdirge3464

5 жыл бұрын

There's too much banana action to handle

@renmartin5681

5 жыл бұрын

cronchaphobic

@iBot.

5 жыл бұрын

@@goonsdirge3464 The number of people who take dumb youtube/internet names seriously...

Man, does Griffin have any mints? Nah, he never has mints.

@literalruleslawyer

5 жыл бұрын

Man, by the way that guy is going you'd think he hates mints

@iangilbert6518

5 жыл бұрын

These are the obscure references I live for

@no1mayorofsimpleton

4 жыл бұрын

He's not wearing sunglasses, of course he doesn't have mints.

@finerz321

4 жыл бұрын

@@no1mayorofsimpleton yo what the FUCK do you mean thats Griffin The Mint Man right there babey

@sarahb3nyakar

4 жыл бұрын

I don't go in KZread comment sections to read blatant lies, Captain.

I love how he's both trying not to laugh and gag at the same time

@vd2485

6 жыл бұрын

He would never gag. Have you seen griffins amiibo corner?

@vaguzm01

5 жыл бұрын

Gay

@PwnzratorX7X

5 жыл бұрын

He needed the choking buddy real bad.

@Asyipyip

5 жыл бұрын

Valentin Guzman blocked

@Andy-hd7zz

4 жыл бұрын

Title of your sex tape

that boy's got good strong teeth

@TheLegendOfJoel

6 жыл бұрын

All the better to cronch with, my dear.

@sleatersan

6 жыл бұрын

Must be all the vore

@samus323

5 жыл бұрын

Some solid chompers on that good, good boy!

@crotchman

5 жыл бұрын

those are his wrestle-teeth

@janesmith1840

5 жыл бұрын

@@crotchman Genuwine wrastle teeth

"eats" is a strong word

@KenzLovesMovies

7 жыл бұрын

➝azazel Griffin Suffers a Banana would have been more correct

@TheLegendOfJoel

6 жыл бұрын

In retrospect, I probably should have swapped out "eats" with "cronch" in the title. Then again, I didn't expect this video to take off the way it did. But I sort of did.

@pearlyp9898

6 жыл бұрын

he vores the banana

@firstnamelastname5436

4 жыл бұрын

the word op was looking for was "vores"

@sophie_manophie820

4 жыл бұрын

*c o n s u m e s*

This man wrote the Balance arc

@TheLegendOfJoel

5 жыл бұрын

No one said Griffin was a stable genius.

It's like they're lined up in order of how seriously they're taking the video.

@k.whatever9046

2 жыл бұрын

its like that proximity meter; the closer u are to griffin mcelroy the more u forget how to be a serious, mature human

30 under 30 media luminary griffin mcelroy, husband and father, does a cronch

@thehammurabichode7994

4 жыл бұрын

Read this in his fucking voice

@wooby4104

4 жыл бұрын

@@thehammurabichode7994 I did. I don't know if I'll ever recover

I think my favorite part. Was Patrick's reaction when he heard the CROMCH And he didn't even have to look over. He just knew. Griffin McElroy just took a hefty bite out of a banana.

@TheLegendOfJoel

4 жыл бұрын

Comedy gold.

@BestBetterBestest

2 жыл бұрын

*banana shell

@philipsalama8083

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure they had a monitor, so he could see what Griffin was doing while looking straight ahead.

griffin likes his banans with the shell

@headphonic8

6 жыл бұрын

It's from Sea of Thieves

@wanderinghobo4917

6 жыл бұрын

headphonic8 sea of thieves designed that off of Griffin

@ch3burashka

6 жыл бұрын

I like mine on the half shell

@Aeshir2

5 жыл бұрын

@@ch3burashka TURTLE POWER

@taakotuesdays

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks I hate it!

I love watching Patrick speedrun the five stages of grief and then go right back to business

This is simultaneously the best and the worst video I have ever seen

@TheLegendOfJoel

6 жыл бұрын

That's deep. Deep as the banana in Griffin's mouth.

@andrex1456

5 жыл бұрын

I wish a banana was that deep in my mouth

@elvisdapanda193

4 жыл бұрын

Blursed

Love the cronch

@xang5425

7 жыл бұрын

Sugar Longhorn Non peeled bananas for lunch because i love the cronch

@TheLegendOfJoel

7 жыл бұрын

The whole cronch and nothing but the cronch.

@helencashwes

7 жыл бұрын

C R O N C H

@tetbecqrl

6 жыл бұрын

N O

@brook6944

4 жыл бұрын

THE CRONCH!!!

Doesn't matter who he's with Griffin is always the youngest brother in the room.

This boy has a child...

@TheLegendOfJoel

6 жыл бұрын

Of whom he will pass the traits of cronching onto.

@starrats444

6 жыл бұрын

AyameVioletNinja his son might not have teeth but he will be the cronching king

wow it's kinda awkward that griffin and patrick are just sitting there with soft music playing and no one else is in the video

@Tiparium_NMF

5 жыл бұрын

Okay this is the third time I've seen someone say something like this and I know this message is four months old but I have to ask, what's the joke I'm missing here?

@mexrell

5 жыл бұрын

cause the dude talkin is a creepo did some bad stuff

@eclate23

5 жыл бұрын

The guy on the left got fired for being a creep to female devs earlier this year

@FOSDORAH

5 жыл бұрын

Devs, Fans, any women he could get near or even DM.

@rosimoone5068

5 жыл бұрын

oh my god okay so the first version of this video i saw had some box thing edited over his face and i was like ??? invisible man???? secret????????? that makes so much more snese

there's a bit of hesitation at first, but he powers through and just goes in for the kill i love him

this sweet boy just talked about this on mbmbam and talked about how this is now his trademark and he regrets i love it

@TheLegendOfJoel

6 жыл бұрын

BSXDrayden Which episode? I only just started the series a few months ago and am up to ep 90. I'll gladly jump ahead to hear the reference though!

@BSCTDrayden

6 жыл бұрын

Joel W the latest one! It's called Shrimp Heaven Now

@BSCTDrayden

6 жыл бұрын

367!

@TheLegendOfJoel

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks!!

@blinkfilms1

4 жыл бұрын

@@BSCTDrayden holy shit back when that was the latest episode

"my brand fuckin' sucks right now"

I love how Griffin has to steady the banana with both hands when he cronches it

@thehammurabichode7994

Жыл бұрын

He must center himself. The amount of energy involved in this move is enough to wipe out a city block

hello and welcome to Griffin's Amiibo Corner here is a *banana*

@goonsdirge3464

5 жыл бұрын

Ah yes banana the newest addition to the nintendoverse

@comicalbanana

4 жыл бұрын

You can use it to summon Donkey Kong in any first-party Nintendo game.

The best part is you can see on his face he knows it's a bad idea before he does it.

He started to cronch, stopped, then remembered "Yes And" and fucking went for it

This man wrote Balance and Amnesty. This man wrote meaningful monologues about people’s capacity for love, about loss of loved ones, about impossible decisions. This man created some of the most compelling and interesting characters I’ve ever seen in any piece of media. This man also thinks dogs should vote

The fact you could see the stalk part of the banana poke the inside of Griffin’s cheek is sending me. Like, you couldn’t make it at least a little bit easier Griff and start at the other end?

@olliefischer

Жыл бұрын

well the whole point of this was that he was riffing on the way that the characters in Sea of Thieves eat bananas, peel on, stem first

Everytime I look at this I gag.

@AlleeCatBlues

6 жыл бұрын

I know, right? Nick Robinson is just hard to look at.

@The23polet

6 жыл бұрын

And everytime we kiss i swear i can fly

@Lymmar

6 жыл бұрын

You beat me to it! You Pat put him on blast in one of the first eps of G&G? " Hey, Nick. I know we haven't talked in a while, but I'm sorry that I told everyone you were a huge piece of shit, because that's exactly how I feel."

@maxkordon

6 жыл бұрын

Lymmar woah wait pat put him on blast? Where can I find that

@skimbi

5 жыл бұрын

Same

How is this the same man that makes me cry with his beautiful story weaving in TAZ....he truly contains multitudes

@TheLegendOfJoel

4 жыл бұрын

Right? He is a versatile good good boy.

The fact that he went stem end first is probably the worst part. I love it.

@Levacque

Ай бұрын

Maybe that moment of hesitation wasn't over the core concept of biting into peel, but rather his realization that he was holding it by the wrong end but still had to act before he lost his nerve.

Mans really just sat there during a normal and professional setting and went “absolutely not, can’t have that. Hijinks are severely lacking”

the fucking power move of founding a highly successful media company and then while you and your colleagues are on camera and theyre talking about stuff related to the company you pull this shit bless this man

@FlamingSwordOfDoom

Жыл бұрын

to be fair, this is also related lol

what i want to know is why did he eat from the pokey side

@tylerburney8576

6 жыл бұрын

kenzie kuhn Because that’s the *cronchiest* side

@blockpartyrobotleague

4 жыл бұрын

So for context; the guys were talking about a bit in the pre-release Sea of Thieves (the devs might have corrected it later, idk) where if the player character eats a banana, they just bring it up to their face stem-first and completely unpeeled. As they were wrapping up Griff recreated the moment IRL and the rest is history.

@KenzieKaddl

4 жыл бұрын

@@blockpartyrobotleague this has haunted me for 2 years thank you so much

@fwoqma

3 жыл бұрын

- Disty - they kept it and even added and achievement that references this event

He's beauty, he's grace, he's a 30under30mediailluminary

Just realized they made an easter egg of this in the game where theres a skeleton with a banana in his mouth with griffin written above him.

every time i watch this video i expect some kind of build up, but he just... starts

It took me so long to realize that the sea of thieves achievement is a joke about one of my favorite youtube people.

Griffin: _monch_ Everybody who saw the video: *A New Core Memory!*

@gayflower900

3 жыл бұрын

Vore Memory*

what's that noise? not the cronch but.. ah yes, old spice regretting thoroughly their business choices.

@sanguillotine

7 жыл бұрын

mjjj old spice regrets nothing

@someonessidechannel1485

5 жыл бұрын

You think old spice, the brand with *those* commercials, regrets having a sponsorship including a banana cronch?

Just listened to this guy tell me for the 69th time to try NatureBox and he's nomming this f*ing banana. Griffin's the best.

@goonsdirge3464

5 жыл бұрын

I mean a banana is natural, I guess It's just... He's so charismatic and he can paint gorgeous word pictures but also... banana vore??

@ahobbit1273

5 жыл бұрын

69? Nice.

i love how he realizes how deep in he is and then takes another bite

“Justin. Come join me in my banana vore corner.”

That “presented by Old Spice” watermark on the top tight really just seals it for me on this 👌👌

This man has made me cry from genuine emotion on multiple occasions and/or laughter

@ramywiles

6 жыл бұрын

Literally, the same person who made me cry as hard as I did when I went through my two worst actual life experiences... also just occasionally decides to eat the stem and peel along with the rest of the banana, loudly, on camera for hundreds of thousands of people to see

This is the same man responsible for one of the three pieces of media that has ever made me cry

Thank you Old Spice for funding the good good cronch

Hi, I just wanted to let you know that that sound will haunt my nightmares until I die? Maybe after then, I don't know. I just- why would he do that. why would anyone go that hard on a goof. it'll never leave me now. i'll always faintly remember that crunch.

@bethefruitydragon

7 жыл бұрын

*cronch

the dedication to the bit he displayed by going in for a second righteous bite…

That crunch is so crystal clear.

This man read the instructions and intentionally ignored them

pat's multiple failed attempts to keep a straight face are genuinely my favourite thing about this

this man made me weep with his DnD podcast

I still love the fact that Pat looks like he's gonna cry it's amazing

Griffin is a father one day his kid is going to look up videos of his Dad and see this.

This banana cronching man is the same man whos storytelling makes me cry on a regular basis.

I have a sort of morbid fascination with that first awful cronch. It's disgusting in ways I can't comprehend, but I think at least part of it is the knowledge that the noise is coming from a banana peel.

Griffin is so chaotic and it's only amplified when hes not around his brothers. They're all conduits for each others chaos

it's been three years. every few months, this video pops up in my recommendeds, because youtube knows i will click it. i can't not click it. i know i need to watch it again.

@TheLegendOfJoel

3 жыл бұрын

The whole reason I uploaded this in the first place, is so I could watch it again and again and again. I'm glad so many others derive the same pleasure I do watching this good good boy.

oh man, I almost forgot to watch this today

@TheLegendOfJoel

2 жыл бұрын

But you did. Strong work.

@FuckTheYoutubeUsernameChange

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheLegendOfJoel ✊😔

Everytime I come back to this video, I never just watch it once I watch it like 4+ times in a row to truly take it in

I sent this video to three different friends with no context and now we wait

@goonsdirge3464

5 жыл бұрын

What happened

@goonsdirge3464

5 жыл бұрын

Are they still your friends

@goonsdirge3464

5 жыл бұрын

@Samantha Brumbaugh ah that's understandable

this is disgusting. but the noise the banana made is mesmerizing

Patrick losing it is the funniest thing here

This bit will forever haunt Griffin.

Every time this video comes up on my feed or even a picture of it I get so unbelievably angry and I don’t know how to stop it.

He is a renaissance man, a media luminary, of the greatest storytellers and creatives of our time, and he ate a fucking banana with the peel on it.

Little did he know it would be his legacy.

i have no idea who any of these guys are but i'm so glad this was in my recommended

@TheLegendOfJoel

7 жыл бұрын

The dude on the right is the sweet sweet boy Griffin McElroy (1/3 of My Brother, My Brother, and Me), the dude on the left is Nick Robinson. Both Nick and Griffin used to host a weekly podcast called CoolGames Inc. I can't recommend both of the aforementioned podcasts enough.

i think about this video every day

@TheLegendOfJoel

6 жыл бұрын

You are not alone.

*looks at top right of video* a friendly reminder that Griffin did this amazing bit for fucking Old Spice.

The cronch is obviously the most hilarious thing but Pat furiously trying not to laugh has gotta be a close second.

and this is a classic gaming emotion

My brother: what are you watching Me: something important.

@TheLegendOfJoel

6 жыл бұрын

#priorities

this man...not only is married he has a baby. and AND he made me cry

Pat barely holding it together is just the sprinkles on this nightmare sunday

Imagine being Griffin's child and see all of the chaotic things he did/does when you get older not know how weird/amazing he is

you know what I wonder? if he had a mint after this

Hey Griffin - if this thing actually hits a million views, can I come on the show to publicly apologize? 😅 This was never my intention...

@Spenlew

2 жыл бұрын

Where is the apology ?

@TheLegendOfJoel

2 жыл бұрын

@@Spenlew I haven't been invited yet 🥺

I am enthralled with Griffin's studying and contemplation of the impending decision he's about to make in the very first frame

The final game has an achievement that references the cronch, for interrupting a skeleton as he tries to heal by eating a nanner.

I refuse to believe that this is the same man who made me cry.

I know a kid who eats bananas and oranges like that all the time just because he prefers it. He always says things like "it's better for you" or "they're super healthy". Nothing can deter this man. Nobody knows how to make him stop. Please help.

love these cronchy boys!

I'm impressed with Nick's poker face

@tylerfun3158

7 жыл бұрын

Allison H It's amazing, like Pat I break instantly every time. Unlike Pat I can't stop laughing and probably would have ruined the whole thing by laughing too loud.

@TheLegendOfJoel

6 жыл бұрын

It truly is the perfect trio of comedy.

@andersledell8643

6 жыл бұрын

That's the second most impressive thing in this video.

@cottontaelle5863

6 жыл бұрын

who's nick?? this is just griffin and pat

@ratbastard6327

6 жыл бұрын

strawberrycucumbers hey im a lil slow so could you please tell me what haplened with nick? or at least point to where i could find out?

Rick Knobinson: blah blah blah blah im a horney little babey Griffin: CROMCH

@d1scordia

5 жыл бұрын

rick lol

Me through tears: Griffin McElroy has the level of bravery that I can never achieve

wow what a very good video of the good boys griffin and patrick and no one else

@TheLegendOfJoel

6 жыл бұрын

I do hope Nick turns things around, I really do.

@shikileaks

6 жыл бұрын

I hope he stops harassing people.

@TheLegendOfJoel

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@AmandaBee

6 жыл бұрын

I think it's too late for Nick to turn things around. He came back to twitter and continues to tweet as if nothing ever happened

@TheLegendOfJoel

6 жыл бұрын

I'm in no way justifying his actions, but should he be subject to "dirtbag" status for the rest of his life? The women he harassed and objectified certainly need to heal, but so does he. Maybe trying to get some sense of normality is what he needs instead of all the attention. He got caught and got slammed by the public eye, as he deserved. If he rights his wrongs, and shows some true remorse and change, I say let the guy move on. Again, dirtbag move on his part, what he did was sick, but who of us hasn't made some pretty hefty mistakes and made personal efforts to change?

I saw the memes before I saw the original clip and I didn't realize Pat was right there and had to bear witness to the horrible crime against nature that was just committed.

I love how audible the crunch is

@TheLegendOfJoel

5 жыл бұрын

And the cronch appreciates how perceptive you are :)

nick is incredible for completely ignoring what's happening but pat cracking up is so adorable. love the cronch

The best part is how pat immediately knew he had cronched just cuz of the crunch

GRIFFIN NO

you get an achievement in Sea of Thieves for eating a banana this way and the description mentions this exact moment, im dying.

I tried this and while I didn’t get the same crunch noise, it didn’t taste awful. But a little bitter. My friends just watched and either cackled or just screamed in disgust lmao

@TheLegendOfJoel

3 жыл бұрын

That generally the reaction this video gets 😂

Captain Cronch, part of this complete breakfast

@TheLegendOfJoel

6 жыл бұрын

Brilliant. My new favorite comment.

man Nick is a pro he barely acknowledged the banana antics

@MurcuryEntertainment

7 жыл бұрын

the banantics if you will.

@CallumNichols

7 жыл бұрын

Adam Oliphant I will not.

@gemstonegynoid7475

7 жыл бұрын

Callum Nichols you shall

@Party_thyme

7 жыл бұрын

Used to it at this point I guess

@goodbonecrushin

6 жыл бұрын

Bungle Lord nicks in some banana business of his own now

I still come back to this noise to show people how far they have to fall.

Ya gotta respect Nick’s commitment to trying to finish this video for Polygon while his boss crunches through a banana

@nix_cosplay

2 жыл бұрын

shame he's a creep

@barghest94

Жыл бұрын

@@arcticarduino I mean say what you want, he was a complete fucking creep to multiple women.