I love the concept of an old man just deciding he's old enough to get real weird with it.

@jamiebrown5994

4 жыл бұрын

P

@jonjohnson2844

4 жыл бұрын

He's not that old to be fair, he's always just "looked" old

@swine13

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think its age related. Some people just get to a point in their lives where they have to make that choice and just go "screw it - lets get freaky" 🤷‍♂️

@alexplaysmusic7396

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of frank from always sunny 🤣

@adarsh5647

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamiebrown5994 what

"take him home, he's doing that shit on purpose" I'm dying, lmao

I love how Greg is always on the verge of pissing himself laughing.

"...my mother and my sister pumping aircock in front of my face" This guy is a British Legend

@akimmiak9609

4 жыл бұрын

A coma would be nice

@akimmiak9609

4 жыл бұрын

@@russthebiker i hope it didn't mess ur punctuation.

@ShadesOfGuitar

3 жыл бұрын

Incredible, this thread is like a couple of frail old geezers trying to slug each other in the retirement home.

Jimmy Carr is in that crowd I know I heard his laugh around 7:50

@Jalanko13

4 жыл бұрын

Flinch hahahah OH GOSH YOU’RE RIGHT!

@cocopuff1796

4 жыл бұрын

Flinch haunting, like a ghost in the distant halls

@VeraDragon

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for pointing this out, that goddamn laugh is inescapable

@beatnikmary

4 жыл бұрын

Oh you're so right!!

@KrackDaddy

4 жыл бұрын

incorrect. not seal like enough

Greg Davies is one of the best storyteller in stand up comedy. He keeps me interested 100%. When he talks that's all I'm ever focused on.

@waheedahosein9496

2 жыл бұрын

I agree!

@Schylove12

2 жыл бұрын

I think it helps that he finds himself really funny and can’t help but laugh.

Greg is already hilarious but what sets him over the edge for me is the fact that he always wears a shirt that is just one size too small and it always amuses me.

@rhiannonchaffer2588

4 жыл бұрын

He ALWAYS starts his sets by apologising for something that he's wearing. You'd think he'd have sorted it out by now! 😂

@davidgong5907

3 жыл бұрын

Its probably hard if not impossible for him to find anything that fits him given that he shops at Urban Outfitters.

@ceceanne4388

3 жыл бұрын

Looks sexy as hell

@rw9495

3 жыл бұрын

The man is 6'8 or 203cm, I'm 5'6 and need to wear tall tees to cover my fat, I can only imagine his struggle finding shirts 🤣

@angelicataylor7179

2 жыл бұрын

My husband is 6'3" and 240. The struggle to find something that fits at the shoulders and goes down to his ass is reeeeeeal. Poor guy lol

Greg Davies, Richard Osman and Peter Crouch walk into a bar. Yep, it's a tall order.....

@drwoo6090

4 жыл бұрын

New Thought crouch is an apt name for a tall person! 😀

@LuiWallentinGttler

3 жыл бұрын

Badum tss ... Good one :D

“YOU’VE GOT EVERY RIGHT TO KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!”

I'm turning 42 this year and apparently I'm middle-aged now. I didn't think I could love Greg Davies any more than I already do, but I was wrong. I needed a good laugh.

It’s weird to see him without Alex

@alexandercanella4479

4 жыл бұрын

They are relationship goals

@unhombreviejoconalas

4 жыл бұрын

I ship them

@lfcwilli

4 жыл бұрын

Cretin

@alexandercanella4479

4 жыл бұрын

@@lfcwilli dont be so hard on yourself.

@lfcwilli

4 жыл бұрын

Alexander Canella ditto

I feel like the Kill A Pony With A Golf Club part deserves more attention.

@drwoo6090

4 жыл бұрын

jonas1015119 I read that in Greg’s voice! 😀

@DomenBremecXCVI

2 жыл бұрын

Probably Taskmaster, fastest wins

As an American I apologize for that song getting out. We tried a quarantine but our healthcare system doesn't work.

@JasonSmith-cz8yj

4 жыл бұрын

Unless you prefer the worlds greatest doctors.

@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw

4 жыл бұрын

@@JasonSmith-cz8yj Weird how you don't live as long then... But life expectancy is just a number based on when people die, I'm sure someone at National Review wrote a much more compelling essay that told you your opinion. Those medical insurers are definitely on your side... Enjoy.

@Runescapewithred

4 жыл бұрын

@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw we die early due to shitty life choices. Poor nutrition being a large factor.

@7thDayAdventures

4 жыл бұрын

@@Runescapewithred I bet you think people are poor by choice too. If it's just bad people making bad decisions why doesn't it happen much in other developed countries? It is this attitude that is the real problem. You are so willing to throw people away so you don't have to help them.

@Runescapewithred

4 жыл бұрын

@@7thDayAdventures I'm willing to throw them away because it's a lifestyle choice. I never brought up money at all. Poor? I worked 80 hours a week for 4 months straight last year. You have a choice to make the money or not. It's not expensive to go running and do body weight workouts. A farmers market is also cheap as hell. Don't try and act like eating 4 McDoubles a day isn't a choice.

Just for laughs started getting talent on their show again? Count me in!

@ss11111ss

4 жыл бұрын

this clip is from 2011

@asherhetch6102

4 жыл бұрын

@@ss11111ss If that's true, then maybe my comment should read "When did JFL STOP getting talent on their show?" lol

That crowd was lame af

@Nersius

4 жыл бұрын

It is pretty much every crowd, starting to think it is more of a mic choice/placement thing rather than the crowd necessarily.

@boahnation9932

4 жыл бұрын

Nah its just they've all been on KZread, and this is his years old material

@boahnation9932

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my bad this was from 2011 🤓

@treblinka9530

4 жыл бұрын

Ur lame af

@SWIFTzTrigger

4 жыл бұрын

He kinda lame though

(HE IS A MAGNIFICENT BEAST) ;)

I believe this man makes himself laugh. Loved it!

Did his mum ever meet rick mayal i mean he sounds like him also when he gets really carried away

@syburton8662

4 жыл бұрын

Stephen Gibb watch a series called Man Down, Rik Mayall plays Greg's (rather insane) father.....👍🤣

@drwoo6090

4 жыл бұрын

Sy Burton yeah, he’s frickin brilliant in it. Greg lost his own dad, and Rik, his tv dad, within a few months! 😕

@sugarnads

3 жыл бұрын

Looks and sounds like him ey

@eacleversley7868

3 жыл бұрын

@@sugarnads I think Greg Davies and Rik Mayall were good friends

Oh my god I love this set!

I hate the fact that I, 19 year old female, am so ridiculously attracted to Greg Davies that the knowledge that he doesn't go down much really didn't turn me off too much. Greg Davies is allowed to do whatever he likes to me and I stand by that.

@CS-pi5oc

Жыл бұрын

Stand will u. Well each to her own.

@sarahfields288

Жыл бұрын

I fancy him too

@popcornpretzel6720

10 ай бұрын

im in the same boat like anything for you taskmaster 😭

Greg's 'This is HORRENDOUS' voice! lololololololol!

That audience was so ungrateful, I could not stop howling

@trickytreyperfected1482

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, I like Greg but this set wasn't as funny as he normally is. That being said, the audience isn't micced, so you won't hear the audience's laughs that well whether they find it funny or not.

Mary's boyfriend looks insecure af😂😂😂😂😂

@gabrielcusack-mercedez8859

3 жыл бұрын

When the comedian is 6’8” and talking about sex directly to your S/O wouldn’t you also be?

@ShadesOfGuitar

3 жыл бұрын

Damn he’s 6’8” really? He really is gigantic

@irgendwie_irgendwo

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, magnificent beast

@agentbeauty7516

3 жыл бұрын

He's taller than Stephen Merchen, who's taller than The Rock

@aloysiusdevadanderabercrombie8

3 жыл бұрын

damn, man could play a solid middle blocker

Oh God, I love his story telling. With the accent and the vocal range, I adore Greg Davies.

I love this man! He is so funny!

Best Christmas ever!

Mr. Gilbert!!!!! Best. principal. ever.

@ellie1650

4 жыл бұрын

Eugene Ax head of sixth form not the school

@clegsmegson2627

4 жыл бұрын

His name is Phil.

@pgl79

2 жыл бұрын

He seems like an intelligent man

2:10 I love that song 😂😂😂

It's even better cause we've seen his Mum quite a few times on TV with him

The doctor said take him home, he's doing all this shit on purpose 🤣🤣

Davis , Brilliant as always.

I would date this man

@lesleyofferhall8133

Жыл бұрын

So would I

What a specimen 😍

I've never gotten fliers from a nightclub before. Heck I don't really know where the nightclubs are but I'm pretty sure if I've passed by one I was going 30kph on a bicycle lol. So Flo Rida was the one who sang that one. We're still listening to the DOA one. Heard the guy died in 2016, was sad. I still remember we were playing that song in class back in 2015

That is the second bit I've seen him do that made me belly laugh until I cried. Greg Davies is amazing!

@okantichrist

4 жыл бұрын

crystal delancey same here 😂

Tough crowd, good set

To his own children.... always gets me in the feels

He so freaking adorable 😻😄

3:46 I first thought it was a creepy laughing weird ghost, but it's a camera, videotaping the parts from the back.

This audience did not appreciate that genius routine one but he was brilliant 🤣💕

TO HIS OWN CHILDREN - that cracked me up hahahaha

He reminds me of Bob Parr before he got in shape

His shirt fits much better by the end of this.

I don't think 42 is that old but I guess it's kinda your state of mind and I think taking care of yourself really does make a difference in your older years

*OH GAWD NOEH*

Oh man. I envy this guy's grandkids. Stay blessed people 🙏

@alamunez

4 жыл бұрын

He doesn’t have children, so good luck with that. Also, “stay blessed”? Jesus.

@CJ_Pharaoh

4 жыл бұрын

@@alamunez dunkey pissed in your coffee again I see.

@unhombreviejoconalas

4 жыл бұрын

What if one is not blessed? Should I start being blessed and stay that way or should I stay un-blessed?

@CJ_Pharaoh

4 жыл бұрын

@@unhombreviejoconalas well if you're not blessed you're cursed. So a rope. A cliff. Or whatever glass half empty choice tickles your fancy I guess.

@unhombreviejoconalas

4 жыл бұрын

@@CJ_Pharaoh I don't think I'm cursed either though. How would you define the two terms?

I think I might just act insane when I get to be an old man 😂

The guy at 1:24 looks like he teaches people how to play bass on KZread

Love Greg Davies...man down was HILARIOUS...RIP rik😥

Omg I spit out coffee threw my nose & all over the place when he started that Christmas dinner story.. I haven't laughed like that in a while omg 😂

I love Greg Davies!

Wait until ur 55!! Lol

When you get older and you walk past a church and the priests don't even give you a second look...

And I've seen someone kill a pony with a golf club 😂

i love Greg Davies. he is brilliant in telling a story. besides that he is very cute.

@SKYRIDGENIGERIANDWARFS

3 жыл бұрын

Nicola Thomas I hope you made up a different name for her

Greg Davies you hilarious gorgeous man.❤️

Flo Rida ruins anything he touches, he is literally the worst.

Hilarious fella his taxi pie story is class

I had the exact same reaction to the Flo Rida version of that song. I was 22 though.

I love you Greg.

He has the biggest ole smile always

Why is it sexy when he speaks into the microphone? 😂

You spin me right round baby, right round, like a record baby round round round round!!! That was my absolute favorite song in 1984 and I bought it that year, on a record, if anybody remembers those. I felt so bad when the singer died a few years back. But I was also only in the 4th grade in 1984 😉

@lfcwilli

4 жыл бұрын

J is Scoobysmom might be wrong but isn’t Pete burns alive.....he

@truth322

4 жыл бұрын

lfcwilli he died

@CuriousGoodsJessica

4 жыл бұрын

He died. I think it was because of prescription drugs, he had too many cosmetic surgeries? Very sad. I hate to see anybody hurt, and to try to physically change yourself so much, again and again with surgical procedures that just change your outside and really poison your body with metal, plastic & drugs, it breaks my heart. I still love that song and I THINK I still have my cassette tape somewhere in my "memory" stuff that I won't throw out.

Greg being aware of how he is perceived in time and working the social comedy

Is Gred Davies' mother Rik Mayall?

@beatnikmary

4 жыл бұрын

Wait...are you referencing Greg Davies' semi-autobiographical sitcom, Man Down, in which Rik Myall played his dad?

@Halafas

4 жыл бұрын

@@beatnikmary Jesus, I didn't even know about that. My joke isn't as nice now - I just meant that Greg Davies' impression of her mum sounds exactly like Rik.

@888PsyMike888

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, serendipity at its finest!

7:51 sounds like Jimmy Carr is in the audience

@suzannewilson223

3 жыл бұрын

6:47 , too

Greg reminds me of Rick Mayall from Guest House Paradiso! Always has

After the first 90 seconds nearly got sick (had eggs for breakfast)

Wow greg just is Mr Gilbert all the time and I love it

A few Christmas's ago my family (Me, partner, sister and mother) were playing Cards against humanity and I had to explain "Smegma"

@samuelsmith6281

3 жыл бұрын

A group of my friends and I met up and one friend brought his new gf along to meet the group for the first time. We ended up playing Cards Against Humanity and this new girl says in all seriousness and just a little nervously asks what Bukkaki is... Suffice to say much hilarity ensured.

@agentbeauty7516

3 жыл бұрын

Oh the smegma card.... Had to tell my step-sister and her friends. And I once mistook bukkaki for baklava

@Pierremur

3 жыл бұрын

@@agentbeauty7516 Bukkaki was another one I had to explain to my ma, me sister was almost wetting herself laughing

@pia91

Жыл бұрын

A family coming together like chalk and cheese

Mary is now 31 time flys

I had to look up the Flo-Rida version and, upon viewing, all I can say is: sometimes two wrongs *do* in fact make an ehhhhhhright

@toothless3835

3 жыл бұрын

As a kid, I didn't know it was "like a record" as well as not really grasping what the flo Rida one was talking about until I was a teenager. And frowned annoyed at it.

I have to agree about the song hahaha! And I’m 18.

Amazing

1984.. you spin me round.. absolute classic indeed.. my decade too.. 😎

I have never loved Greg Davies more!!

A man of class I see...🤣

I'm 42 and dont feel like that at all.

I like both versions.

I adore him xD

7:53

I need to check real quick, can greg davies get it? Or is this a "me" issue

@justdanadane

3 жыл бұрын

Nah. It's not just you. 😁 And he is nowhere close to my 'type', either.

@kristinamitchell716

3 жыл бұрын

A ton of comments agree with you.

@pia91

Жыл бұрын

Welcome to the Internet, you're amongst friends here😁

Wait-a pony being killed by a golf club? I have questions...

Bucket list No1: Go to a Greg Davies Show and laugh my head off.

Mary did NOT look appreciative enough.

Legend

Ok Mr Gilbert

Mr.Gilbert's part time job?

i feel ashamed but i always sing "when you go down" when i hear that song and i didn't know that the original didn't say that

Great mother, terrible bigot

we should hook up lol

Flo Rida didn't ruin "you spin me right round" - meatspin did.

@LokkerG

3 жыл бұрын

I've never seen it, but I still understand it... I hate that I do.

@Didntwanttomakeauser

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck you. I'd successfully suppressed that memory. I say bag slap to you.

He really did tho

5:38

Do all of Davies' sets start with him apologising for his clothing?

@mdenouden3y6

3 жыл бұрын

They should 😅

It's weird to watch something from the before-fore times and get lost when the person at the end of the video doesn't tell you to wash your hands and stay inside.

Ha I just realized the name Flo Rida is a play on the state Florida. I never saw they way it was spelled.

I think he was lucky he picked a very tame or kind girl at the begging, although if she would have said something back, at least that woulda have given him something to bounce off...

Yo is that the taskmaster?

She is a who from whoville.

@A-G-A-G

4 жыл бұрын

SPARKY SINN I understood that reference