Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.😂😂

@jelanitarik7423

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

I love the way Chuck is dragging those planes with his toes while he is flying. And how he effortlesly pushes them apart to make a split.

@hyppen

10 жыл бұрын

hope you know that it is fake

@melodirt1650

10 жыл бұрын

Andreas nyberg What are you talking about? This is real.

@Morclaw

10 жыл бұрын

Melo Dirt Why are you even trying ? He just called Chuck a fake. He is long dead now...

@trevor9776

2 жыл бұрын

are you guys alive?

@richardstorm4603

2 жыл бұрын

@@hyppen I hope you know that it's real.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

@unclesesi5559

8 жыл бұрын

True story

@iversonjoneparas7989

7 жыл бұрын

hey bro? what is the music in this video?

@umchan95

7 жыл бұрын

Enya - Only Time

@vind3x

7 жыл бұрын

But why did he killed every hypothetical life in Mars? Is it... because he's Chuck Norris? q_q

@harshmehrotra8457

7 жыл бұрын

umchan95 thanks for song name

imagine your commercial being so good that it has it's own parody

Brilliant! No CGI was involved in the making of this video.

@josiptijanic7405

10 жыл бұрын

its funny but its look awesome

@RobertVanGilder

10 жыл бұрын

JERRY! YOU'RE EVERYWHERE ON THE INTERNET!!!!

@mr.q337

5 жыл бұрын

Hater will say it fake =)))

@benjy117

3 жыл бұрын

Fake I met Chuck in real life at a casino in Louisiana. He is only 5ft 2in tall.

@giorgioantonaci7097

3 жыл бұрын

Just simple and pure manliness.

Chuck Norris can only safely do the splits while airborne, because otherwise he might crack open the Earth.

@Savitr68

8 жыл бұрын

LOL

@biologicalstorm349

8 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@MAGUANOso

8 жыл бұрын

LEL :V

@MAGUANOso

7 жыл бұрын

Skwisgaar Skwigelf ew

@SuperJuiceman11

7 жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris's balls are so big he has to do the splits at 30,000 ft

Anyone else make it a tradition to watch this every Christmas?

@StarlightStephanie

3 жыл бұрын

Same man

@ramadavan

2 жыл бұрын

Aye aye

@jonathanjbp7470

2 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@FM-qk3sg

2 жыл бұрын

exactly. And everytime i spell in the end, Merry Christams to you too chuck. I also watch the JCVD video with the trucks and in the end the original song

@udaychristi7196

Жыл бұрын

Yes

Jean Claude Van Damme has been mastering the split for his whole life which allowed him to do the truck commercial. Chuck Norris saw the commercial and said " Give me 5 minutes, 11 guys and 2 planes."

@pickledginger7227

6 жыл бұрын

James Dang - LOL

@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335

4 жыл бұрын

Blah blah blah Jean Claude van damme is better than chuck norris

@FaithfulCatholicIN

4 жыл бұрын

James Dang: Actually Chuck said "Here hold my beer."

@livinghope1561

3 жыл бұрын

@@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 damme is damme.. I'm better than him!!

@JanZezulka

3 жыл бұрын

... but he made it in 4!

Best parody ever

the planes didn't move apart, chuck norris pushed them apart

@nickyboy22071989

8 жыл бұрын

Then he dug his toes in and pulled them back together.

@ekoutomo6196

8 жыл бұрын

LOL... Nice one, bro!

@atklm1

7 жыл бұрын

Planes are desperately trying to go away from each other with all their jet power, Chuck Norris is keeping them together with his feet.

@jimmysapien9961

6 жыл бұрын

HaaaaaaaaaaHAAAAAA. TOO FUNNIE

@hunter.1

6 жыл бұрын

xD ahaha

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out :)

@gcHK47

3 жыл бұрын

Chuck’s self-proclaimed favorite Chuck Norris-fact: They tried to carve Chuck Norris’ face into Mt. Rushmore, but the granite was too soft for his beard.

@ramadavan

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Once, death had a near chuck norris experience.

@houstonsanderfield6074

8 жыл бұрын

lmao

@thegoatman5863

7 жыл бұрын

music name pls

@sixtysixsix

7 жыл бұрын

+TheGodofGaming the song in the video is Enya - Echoes in the rain

@sixtysixsix

7 жыл бұрын

+TheGodofGaming sorry it's actually : Enya - only time

@codename617

6 жыл бұрын

But Chuck thought that Death was a good sport and let him off easy.

Chuck Norris once caught fire. The fire stopped, dropped and rolled.

@cesarm8467

8 жыл бұрын

lol

@kriegsmarinekonigstiger4038

8 жыл бұрын

xD

@cesarm8467

8 жыл бұрын

Kriegsmarine Königstiger In a movie chuck norris actaully said this "Once he was bitten by a cobra, in five days of agonizing pain the Cobra died..."

@kriegsmarinekonigstiger4038

8 жыл бұрын

Ssj God :P

@KungKras

8 жыл бұрын

Expendables 2 was a good movie

The planes didn't shift...Chuck Norris moved the planes

@NestorAlbuquerque

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah!!!! :)

@jericho4004

10 жыл бұрын

CORRECT!!! LOL!

@Vyselink

10 жыл бұрын

Wrong. Chuck Norris epic leg muscles were the only thing allowing the planes to get that close together anyway. Then, he let them move apart because the pilots were afraid.

@GitSumGaming

10 жыл бұрын

Vyselink HAHA!

@olgajones5037

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

10 years old video, but I've watched it every Christmas!

This is so incredible. I have absolutely no idea how the cameraman managed to capture the magnificence of Chuck Norris's daily commute.

@ignaciochinchillasoto5864

3 жыл бұрын

There is no cameraman, Chuck Norris controlled the camera with his mind

The planes aren't flying, Chuck Norris just decided he wanted to go for a walk and didn't have any shoes so he strapped the planes to his feet.

@mycheesesteak

10 жыл бұрын

That's a perfect Chuck joke.

This is real I was there... Holding the camera

@hahahaproduction1

10 жыл бұрын

I saw you, I was the bird!

@w0rthytv

10 жыл бұрын

god bless! =)

@BornForFiN73

10 жыл бұрын

hahahaproduction1 I saw you too, I was cloud!

@kristopiir3107

10 жыл бұрын

kris8144 Norris bless!

@rubenmads9591

10 жыл бұрын

Nope! Chuck Testa!

When Chuck Norris performed the split, he did not lower his body. His feet pulled up the planes.

@HotaruZoku

5 жыл бұрын

....yes

@RumbleFish69

3 жыл бұрын

"Pushed apart" not "pulled up"! Fix your bloody your improper grammar comment... After so long, it still annoys me!

@phil5978

2 жыл бұрын

@@RumbleFish69 you did not get the joke. He wrote exactly what he meant .

I commend these brave soldiers for undertaking this very dangerous act. The amount of things that could've went wrong boggles my mind. The fact that anyone would willingly be in such close proximity to certain death is absolutely insane. Oh yeah, and the plane stunt was kinda dangerous too.

@Zeldaschampion

2 жыл бұрын

They knew they were standing on the most solid of ground.

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

@PunguinYoga

4 жыл бұрын

`Thanks for the belly laugh.

@kitianarmada8487

4 жыл бұрын

You can also call it as common sense, basic instinct, and being intelligent.

@tonypasma1707

4 жыл бұрын

best

@ramadavan

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@LazyToWorkout

Жыл бұрын

Isn't that a rapper?

You don't know it, but he is the one flying. He is just holding those planes with his toes.

@leviskuse3122

10 жыл бұрын

loll good one bro

Still epic after 5 years. Congratulations to the creators!

@TheFreddyEduard

5 жыл бұрын

Have you ever seen the Real Epic Splt how is doing by the 9 year old JJ from Chuck Norris?. facebook.com/JJMcParlandFan/photos/a.1639972822888709/1716886775197313/?type=3&theater

Legend says that Thanos challenged Chuck Norris, the punishment for the loser was painting himself purple.

You guys realize of course that he's holding those planes up.

@zeltau

7 жыл бұрын

Yes, their fuel tanks are empty

@benjy117

3 жыл бұрын

Fake I met Chuck in real life at a casino in Louisiana. He is only 5ft 2in tall.

@TrenchMan93

3 жыл бұрын

@@benjy117 powerful things come in small packages.

@frognico

2 жыл бұрын

@@benjy117 And he was piloting both of the planes

@DarkJak

2 жыл бұрын

He is keeping them from ascending

This actually happened, they just had to remake because it was so beautifully epic that the camera man died, and so did the camera!

@robertfirth5406

10 жыл бұрын

(And Chuck Norris actually sung that sung better then the original singer, while doing that of course...)

@robertfirth5406

10 жыл бұрын

Robert Firth (Without moving his lips...)

@hihelo5131

5 жыл бұрын

@@robertfirth5406 OHH GOD HOW BAD ASSS HE IS

epic!!!

The most important thing to take from this video: Chuck Norris says Merry Christmas, not Happy Holidays.

@HK-qj4im

3 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY what I was thinkin. Manly Men being manly

@JohnSmith-uy7sv

3 жыл бұрын

and he is also a Christian.

Two years, still epic.

@FromAgen

8 жыл бұрын

+Mika Brea It will be epic for eternity.

@nilsmusic

7 жыл бұрын

3

@WahyuFahmyWisudawan

7 жыл бұрын

Three years, still epic.

@xDaWeaponx

7 жыл бұрын

4 years still epic lol

@brunofirmino4048

7 жыл бұрын

Luis Delgado um BR perdido aqui?

Chuck Norris doesnt cellebrate christmas. Christmas cellebrate Chuck Norris.

Merry Christmas 2023

Some say , they are still flying to this day...!!!!

You can't see it but the piss running down his legs is what is actually fueling the plane...and he broke the sound barrier with his face.

@1972njr

10 жыл бұрын

WIN !!!

The pilots didn't need to be skilled to pull of this stunt, Chuck just held them together by himself.

@MarkinhoO

10 жыл бұрын

There were no pilots, obviously

@mastergame1311

10 жыл бұрын

Markinho Because Chuck Norris was driving both

its been said that when chuck norris do push ups. he actually push the earth down💯😮😮😮😮

I'm hear for my yearly ritual of watching this on Christmas! I wish everyone that see this the best. Especially with how 2020 has been.

This is so fake. Chuck Norris doesn't need planes to fly.

@ahmadzaherbarghouthy

10 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAH WIN !

@xstugerpelaa3908

10 жыл бұрын

but he need something to stand on to do a split

@Guthewarrior

10 жыл бұрын

xStuger Pelaa no

@miketriplett2185

10 жыл бұрын

You're right he doesn't need planes to fly. The planes need him to fly.

@masterandcompany

10 жыл бұрын

NO! Chuck Norris uses toes to hold the aircraft!

It's not fake. The camera just couldn't handle the awesomeness.

lmao i love how all the other men have goggles and parachutes on, and chuck is wearing a cowboys hat, jeans and a flannel 🤣😂

Chuck Norris would never let anyone step on his cowboy hat. This is a fake.

@smol2268

9 жыл бұрын

0DarkEagle dude look at that body and everything its not in real life !

@zheydhan665

9 жыл бұрын

Kitty Cat hard to get to anything more obvious than that... you're hilarious!!!

@theletterk7334

9 жыл бұрын

Melody Art confusion sarcasm or srs

@Deathspider9

9 жыл бұрын

***** wrong, thats chuck norris, he just broke the 4th wall!

@0DarkEagle

9 жыл бұрын

***** I am being sarcastic.

Haters will says that this is fake!!!!!!

@alexkatc59

9 жыл бұрын

They all mistakes...

@demotius

9 жыл бұрын

Fanboys will say this is real!!!!

@omabe8025

9 жыл бұрын

demotius Chepe Moramayo Alex Katc random viewers will say : Oh shut the fuck up.

@synethizer7068

9 жыл бұрын

demotius Oh dear Chuck, forgive this infidels!!!!!!!!!

@knightshiba7544

9 жыл бұрын

well it is but its still awsome

Should’ve had the planes flying backwards

"Manspreading is when a man spreads his legs to take up as much room as possible"

@Fridgemasters

7 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

Nicely done Chuck. The JCVD original was CLASSIC.

Merry Christmas Everyone!

@johnwilliamsonpmpcsm4514

10 жыл бұрын

You too! Hope you are getting some island time.

The most amazing thing about this video is that 10 years ago you can say Merry Christmas and nobody would get offended.

@basikhichdi

5 ай бұрын

Felez Navidad

After years I M still watching this and I M in tears for loughing!!!!!!

Чак Норрис досчитал до бесконечности. Дважды. ) По-моему, оставаться супергероем в 73 года - это круто!

When Chuck Norris jumps in the water. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, The water gets Chuck Norrised.

@Louis.DeGuzman

4 жыл бұрын

Oh wow. That's so.. funny.

@anoopchandel6963

4 жыл бұрын

Epic comment

This video is part of Christmas tradition!

"This test was set up to demonstrate the stability and precision of Chuck Norris with two planes attached"

@mandi8345

10 ай бұрын

When Chuck Norris travels by plane, the pilots do not apologize to the passengers for experiencing turbulence, the apologize to the air for experiencing Chuck Norris.

He is pushing the planes with his split ;)

@ondrejborovsky4832

10 жыл бұрын

YES

@ThomasSchwenke-knowledge

10 жыл бұрын

Really great comment :D

@x10018ro

9 жыл бұрын

Hier hätte ich dich nicht erwartet :D

@ThomasSchwenke-knowledge

9 жыл бұрын

Tut mir leid ;)

And Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to you...The Air Force, the Navy, the Marines, and everyone else who keeps America safe!

and more epic is that he's not putting on a parachute..

@RitterDK14

10 жыл бұрын

Parachutes take on Chuck Norris to avoid taking damage from a fall, you should know that..

RETURNS HOME VAN DAMME

Chuck Norris once shot down a plane by pointing at the sky and yelling "bang!"

Merry Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all.

If you look closely, not only was he pushing the planes apart as he did the split, but he was flying them with his feet.....also, he is actually sleeping, yep, both eyes open.

Seems Legit.

I love it. Each year I look it again :-) ....since many years..... Merry Christmas to you !

This is super hilarious. But the song just made me cry, especially his narration combined.

And then he landed both planes at the same time with his legs

The invisible part: Chuck Norris' fart fuelled both planes.

To everyone who was in doubt: This is just a remake. The camera crew died in the making of this video.

Merry Christmas everyone still watching 2017 2018

Now this is a split I can believe. But the one Van Damme did, impossible!

Chuck Norris is also carrying the airplanes with his feet

@Runelaron

10 жыл бұрын

And the wind isn't blowing, Chuck Norris is inhaling.

@janus2773

7 жыл бұрын

the clouds come from all of the marijuana chuck was smoking

5 days later and I'm still laughing!! Good work. Epic!!

First time I watched this i laughed my ass off. Perfect weather that day. Merry Christmas everybody.

And after YEARS of training and patience.... those men were given permission to stand on top of Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet....He scares the shit out of it.

@cauberungxanh88

10 жыл бұрын

lol

When this is in your recommended even after 7 years

I can't belive this is 7 years old...💜

Real

Actually Chuck is dragging the airplanes because we all know he can fly

One of the best spoofs ever. An epic ad with an epic spoof

Watching this on Christmas Day🎅

Nostalgia is hard with this one. Reminds me of Christmas time 2013... some better times.

Chuck pushes the planes with his split.

Чак Норрис тоже молодец чувствуется сила спокойствие каждый его мускул тела под контролем . Он контролирует себя и кто у него на голове! Хоть он и стоит без кислородной маски, но всё равно большое ему спасибо!

@Vulfhar

10 жыл бұрын

Чак Норрис может дышать где угодно, даже в космосе!

@sergeymukhin9647

10 жыл бұрын

Это воздуху нужен Чак Норрис, это воздух дышит Чаком

@dlumv

10 жыл бұрын

Артём Кан если Чак появится в космосе - астронавтам больше не будут нужны скафандры. Они будут дышать воздухом из легких Чака :)

@mvvcorp

10 жыл бұрын

Вполне очевидно почему он без кислородной маски - сильный набегающий поток даёт достаточно кислорода в секунду времени на поверхности лица Чака Норриса!

happy new year to you too, Chuck .

Those C5Bs sure are beautiful birds. All the more so for having been blessed with Chuck's mighty boots :).

Чак Норрис - РУЛИТ!!!!

I read somewhere that this isn't a commercial, nor was it even planned out, this is part of Mr. Norris' morning routine and someone just happened to catch it on video.

Assuming 700km/h the counter force from air speed pressure is 500,000N = 50 tons or 5 tons per person 🙂 Chuck and his friends are really strong 🙂 Force=11people*1m*2m * 1/2*1.2kg/m^3*(700km/h)^2

I'm disapointed that the plane aren't flying backward

Plot twist. The planes are flying backwards.

@alexj.l.2779

10 жыл бұрын

Upside down*

@DeadlyDaycare

10 жыл бұрын

Alexander Leal Actually, they're not flying at all, Chuck Norris just took a deep breath, creating a vortex before him, the planes, and the soldiers, sending them all into the stratosphere. A place that only Makes Chuck Norris even more powerful.

@soiledsamurai

10 жыл бұрын

Ty Stout Incorrect. There is no possible WAY for Chuck Norris to be any more powerful, as He is already the most powerful being in existence. Fun Fact: Chuck Norris can burn the antennae of an ant with a magnifying glass...at night.

It should be noted that Chuck Norris was also steering both planes and powering all the Christmas lights with his mind.

One of the most EPIC commercials ever. 👍😁

Gotta love Chuck Norris and Chuck is not even mad at jokes people make about him, he genuinely laughs with them, Chuck Norris is real awesome man, real hero and has a great sense of humor turned out to be.

That looks awesome!

Chuck is what´s keeping the planes from falling

@2Tall_Powerlifting

10 жыл бұрын

lmfao

This gets me every time ! Definitely my favorite video ever 😂😂

Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land.

He is flying and holding the planes by his toes.

I break the logic...

@skillzthatkillz117

9 жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris you make the logic

@dangerouslysafe3

9 жыл бұрын

He is the logic

@imgonnadestroyyou9982

9 жыл бұрын

fikluk No, i am the logic you dumbass.

@imgonnadestroyyou9982

9 жыл бұрын

***** Thx bruh.

@Darkill54

9 жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris The fear of chuck norris is called logic...

Makes Christmas seem special again in May... Where I live, these people make Christmas seem like no big deal. This video brings back memories! Chuck Norris also helps a lot xD

I'm just so happy that this is so elegantly made

when chuck norris left for college he told his dad "your the man of the house now"

The most awesome thing about this is those two planes were not actually flying. Chuck Norris was actually gripping them with his super powerful toes as his farts propelled them through the sky.

@thegamercentre

10 жыл бұрын

BEST COMMENT EVER CONGRATULATIONS SIR YOU JUST WON THE INTERNET

@terryehlert7289

10 жыл бұрын

LOLROF.....!!!

@kevinpittman2517

Жыл бұрын

LOL well done!