"You didn't go to alien fighting school? Was it a budget issue?" 💀

@toddkes5890

Жыл бұрын

I expect that in addition to the Zombie outbreak exercises, there are several people putting together semi-alien or other Outside-Context Problem exercises. Most of those would be using your training to counter the alien tech advantages, while getting as many civilians out in time before the Air Force Strategic craft or Naval Ballistic Missile subs decide to break out their heavy weapons. One semi-idea might be the Faro Plague from the game Horizon: Zero Dawn. You get informed of an anomalous thermal bloom in an area and you have to figure out what is going on. You have to scout out the region to find the small hackerbots, while also keeping your armored units available to deal with the combat and factory units. Oh, and if you blow up the local coal power plant the bots switch over to Biomass Reclamation making them a much nastier threat vs civilians and your troops. So it is still earth tech, just vs a machine mind that does not care for morale, losses, just pure efficiency.

@archangelwarrior9816

Жыл бұрын

@@toddkes5890 And that game story wise as how they lost makes no sense to me because they eat biomass as fuel and the bio sphere will collapse meaning Earth becomes like mars so why not just nuke the living shit out the swarm I'm pretty sure they wont be able to run or repair themselves with 10.000 nukes to the face just carpet bomb them with nukes they should have nuked them with full force before the robots reached Europe meanwhile you have that that doctor do her work without the threat of being eaten by robots and after she is finitised the AI she created will clean the earth of the radiation voila the AI made robots to clean the oceans and the sky etc etc so she can make ones to clean the radiation and fix the biosphere.

@toddkes5890

Жыл бұрын

@@archangelwarrior9816 You're assuming they had the nukes, instead of the various nuclear nations slowly drawing down the numbers over time. Or that Ted Faro had hidden the glitch for long enough that nukes were not an option. Also, punctuation.

@archangelwarrior9816

Жыл бұрын

@@toddkes5890 Nah man we see them use a Nuke in the cutscene with the general I don’t know why they didn’t use the nukes more it’s like they gave up after one try and they only had 16 months to make the AI how long could Faro cover up the glitch when the doctor was called by faro immediately the next day she went to the pentagon I checked the hologram dates in the game so I don’t know why they didn’t coordinate a massive nuclear bombardment of the swarm and even if they didn’t have that many nukes I’m pretty sure it would have made more much more easily than coordinating a massive global defensive and also providing the doctor with everything she needed to build the underground bunkers for the AI. But hey if they won’t we would not be having that game and and sorry it’s just that they don’t go into details as to what they tried and haven’t tried to fight the robots

@matthewconrad4728

Жыл бұрын

⁠@@archangelwarrior9816he idea of the games plot line is to only have tidbits of information about what happened and why. All we know was that the plague started and people fought them till the end to make time for the doctors (to put it broadly). The details of how they fought and what battles went like is very scarce. But the thing to take into consideration about using nukes is that nukes today will destroy the world if they are used. So in that scenario you have two options. Don’t nuke the robots and the world turns into a dead rock. Use the nukes and the world turns into a extremely radioactive dead rock on top of the radiation the planet would absorb from the biosphere being gone. The chances of the world engine doing it’s job right after the plague is gone would be far less if they needed to add more functions to it to clean up the nuclear mess we made in a failed attempt. Either way the world was ending and they knew that, probably why the idea of just nuking everything went out the window.

Best line ever " You dont need special Forces you need Jesus" Had me dying

@FNGACADEMY

Жыл бұрын

Just sayin lol

@pyeitme508

Жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

@lukecollie443

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@Andy-li2wz

Жыл бұрын

That’s your next shirt my dude!

@andywagoner4869

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely

As for the "3 hours to clear civilians" part, remember that the Battle of Mogadishu was supposed to be a 30 min snatch and grab that turned into an 8+ hour ordeal.

@toddkes5890

Жыл бұрын

I thought the briefing was essentially "there are civilians in this building. Your job is to go there, count how many there are, and call in extraction for them. If we can't extract you, then make your own way out of the city. Air Force will be bombing this area in 3 hours, don't be late." Figure several platoons are being sent into the city like this to extract civilians where possible, while other units are going in to engage the aliens.

@tokyosmash

Жыл бұрын

18+ hour ordeal* 😂

@Melanrick

Жыл бұрын

And it was a clusterfuck. They managed to fuck that up and it was special forces. 😂😂😂

@matthew_natividad

Жыл бұрын

@@Melanrick I’d imagine it’d be an even bigger clusterfuck with an ongoing alien invasion

@leok7193

Жыл бұрын

Would've been a weeklong ordeal with Los Angeles traffic...

Buck keeping a straight face on his outro monologue while everyone else is dying is gold.

@FNGACADEMY

Жыл бұрын

Ammatures

@stewartbrown6710

Жыл бұрын

OMG

@pyeitme508

Жыл бұрын

@@FNGACADEMY so where can I buy the type of panda 🐼 t-shirt 👕 u wore?

@FNGACADEMY

Жыл бұрын

@@pyeitme508 thefngacademy.com

@ja37d-34

Жыл бұрын

Amazing. :)

The "This is what I've been training for." line was probably the funniest line in this movie. Even the Staff Sergeant was like 👀🙄😒 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Best Beers and Breakdowns to date. I didn't stop laughing the whole way through.

@FNGACADEMY

Жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@ja37d-34

Жыл бұрын

Hilarious, but the outro... Man... :D

"You don't need SF, you need JC!" 😂

@FNGACADEMY

Жыл бұрын

lmao

@pyeitme508

Жыл бұрын

@@FNGACADEMY lol 😂

HA HA! This reminded me of a scene in the 2014 Godzilla movie where the military had to retrieve the nuclear warhead that was taken by the male MUTO. It's basically sitting in a huge crater in the middle of the city, so they sent a special detachment to go get it. The funny thing was that on their way to the objective they were sneaking around from building to building in tactical formations. I'm like "Yo! You guys aren't fighting the Taliban, you're fighting a pair of 20-story tall monsters that have already wrecked half the city. I don't think you need to do CQB at this point."

@jericho1-4

Жыл бұрын

I actually took my two sons to see that movie at the time and yelled WTF is that, even the JSDF don't do that shit when the big guy smashes Tokyo to rubble every one yelled shut up even my 10 and 12 year old sons lol .

😂 the last 5 mins of this had me in stitches. 😂😂 you guys are awesome at this 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@FNGACADEMY

Жыл бұрын

Thank you!

I was laughing at the dipping and the sleeping bag story for a few minutes. Hilarious because that's exactly how it is. I love these breakdowns with the stories.

@FNGACADEMY

Жыл бұрын

😁

if you're going this route you have to do STARSHIP TROOPERS. absolutely. 100%.

@slavarossii_666

Ай бұрын

Yes definitely

The last few minutes felt like a fever dream. You actually transitioned it into a selling point that is insane. You guys rock!

Before I got out of the Corps in 2010 I along with about 200 other Marines from 2/1 got to be extras in this movie. We got to meet Aaron and the actor playing the LT.

@jamiestewart48

Жыл бұрын

Yut!

@Autobotmatt428

Жыл бұрын

Was that you guys at the end of the film in the desert?

@ja37d-34

Жыл бұрын

@@Autobotmatt428 No, they were in the dessert.. ;)

@pontiacGXPfan

5 ай бұрын

so Jonathan Liebesman did make the effort to have real Marines in this film, in addition to having the movie's tech advisor appear in the movie. I didn't know that

@collectornick4270

Ай бұрын

I was 11 when this movie came out, and it made me want to join the Marines. I ended up never joining the military at all, but I remember being SUPER pumped after seeing this.

So for the LAV scene the actual person who was driving it was my Staff Sgt when I deployed to Afghanistan.

@RoyalDog214

Жыл бұрын

*takes a shot*

@mainepants

Жыл бұрын

Staff Sgt? Drinking a shot!

@pyeitme508

Жыл бұрын

What?

@spins321

Жыл бұрын

@@pyeitme508 They don't know that Marines call out the full rank. Be the one to call an E-6 and up "Sergeant" and see what happens.

@JaySantana-so9zw

Жыл бұрын

@@spins321ea it seemed he definitely didn’t know that but of info on the marines. Marine or army whichever side , I personally can’t stand when someone from the army calls anyone e-6 : e-7 and up just “sergeant” I highly doubt but I hope there’s at least some in the army that agrees with me that’s a SNCO i would hope some in the army SNCO would actually like to be called by they’re full title/rank not just “sargenttt” sounds dirtbag Foreal lol

I love you guys. My dad is a disabled Vietnam Vet, and the shit y’all do reminds me of watching ANY military movie with him. I’ll never forget watching a movie with him where one of the soldiers had a picture of his wife in his helmet, and he took it off to look at it, and my dad yells “Put that shit away man, that shit will get ya killed!” Brings me back to my childhood lmao. I appreciate you guys.

@DonnaCPunk

Жыл бұрын

My dad was the same way. I hated watching military stuff with him when I just wanted to damn enjoy a film/movie. 😂

@fredyllanos8972

Жыл бұрын

My son’s only 9, but I have a feeling this is gonna be our experience, when he’s older. Lol

@christopherbrabham1774

Жыл бұрын

God how I hated that. As a Marine veteran I hated when people left their bottles everywhere

I’ve heard from a lot of people who haven’t served saying this movie was awful but most vets I’ve spoke to about this movie say it’s pretty good, heck my grandpa who served in Nam said this was one of his favorite movies since it was a good vs evil fight with no grey in the middle. This is also one of the only movies I know of where the invading alien force isn’t extremely overpowering compared to the marines on the ground

@DPBida

Жыл бұрын

What does it matter whether someone has served before if they liked or didn’t like the movie?

@ik5852

Жыл бұрын

@@DPBida yeah people think oh this guy was a green beret and didnt like it so that means i dont like it either. its okay to like movies that other people dont like, people have a sheep mentality. I know damn well at least 75% who watched this before their review liked this movie. Then they see real special operations guy point stupid stuff out and then they get on the bandwagon of not liking it

@mitch3448

Жыл бұрын

Its a good action movie, i mean for the first 24 minutes all he talked about was not fighting aliens lol

@DPBida

Жыл бұрын

@@ik5852 yea it’s insane how people fanboy over these guys or BRCC guys and can’t rationally think for themselves 🤷‍♂️

@michaelwong8083

Жыл бұрын

@@ik5852 It's OK to recognize that a movie is dumb and still enjoy it anyway. I mean ... look at Pacific Rim.

During the Siege of Marawi by ISIS in the Philippines, it took more than 24 hours to rescue trapped civilians. I agree, a rescue mission of this scale against a superior force is gonna be hell.

this is the best episode so far.. so much fun!! bravo guys so entertaining

@FNGACADEMY

Жыл бұрын

thank you!

@ericyoungstrom5745

Жыл бұрын

Ohhh they had me crying and laughing the whole Joe Rogan alien riff... LMAO

"You don't need special forces. You need Jesus." 😂😂😂

OMG this has to be the best review ever. Buck losing his shit on how Joe Rogan is going to get used has to be the funniest things I have heard in a long time.

@ja37d-34

Жыл бұрын

Yeah.. :)

Sean’s rant about not fighting aliens straight up killed me

At Parris Island we were introduced to the term "writing stick" as a pencil. A pen was an "ink stick". As in, "Grab your ink stick and prepare to copy!" This grew into "Grab your crayons", no doubt as an attempted insult. After this came the jokes about how we were such stupid, nasty POSs that we were probably eating our crayons. Whether or not that's the actual origin, idk, but that's how I experienced it on the Marine side of my enlistments.

I'm familiar with Army Time. Each Army minute has 300 seconds. I shocked my fellow soldiers and co-workers when I translated "5 minutes" into 25 minutes. If it was a half-hour, then that turned into 2.5 hours. Three-hour window? That's barely enough time to travel through Los Angeles outside of rush hour!

"Dude, I pulled a muscle." I'm dying laughing right now. Our nation's finest 🤣

*Alien invasion occurs* Sean: aight imma head out

The real reason Buck didn't like the movie is because it stars Marines and not Army. Just admit it! 😂😂😂 Great review guys, I was laughing my ass off at you two

I was listening to this while I worked out. I almost died from dropping a barbell on my face from laughing.

@davidcage7501

Жыл бұрын

I did the exact fucking same 😂

Edit: Salty Buck is the best Buck. Radios don’t operate off of satellites. The Civil Air Patrol maintains a system of radios specifically in case of the satellite network not working.

Best part of these videos is when they just go off track and start telling stories of when they served 😂 🔥

Keep em coming big dogs!!! You never disappoint

This is one of the best review/reaction vid from you guys :) keep up the great work, Fellas!

"Let's go show them how Marines do." B**** those are ALIENS! 🤣😂

Buck, you are hilarious. You deserve the success! Keep it up!

@FNGACADEMY

Жыл бұрын

I appreciate that

"You don't need Special Forces; you need JESUS." Best moment in thirty minutes of golden roasting. This was hilarious. Also, TruFax about Rogan. He's for sure into homo-strange.

Beers and Breakdowns should be a weekly show on television. Never a dull moment with all the story time and nonsense. Buck tell us how you really feel about this movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Battle Los Idiots"

This was the funniest thing I've seen in awhile!! The whole Joe Rogan bit had me dying!!

Sean legit has never been funnier or more on point than he was in this breakdown. Fukn hilarious

One of the best breakdowns so far,!! I LMAO with the Joe Rogan Alien talking Byeeeee! 🤣

“What do you think we are, rotten tomatoes?!” Of course not! I expect a detailed breakdown of plot structure and character arc!

Ryan Cleckner once said that at sniper school his technique to pass the stalk was to get into position and go to sleep. Here wait for someone else to fire and that would wake him up. He'd take his shot while all the instructors were distracted looking for the other guy.

@williamswiniuch7527

Жыл бұрын

I did a version of this to pass mine. I tailed a guy who I knew would get caught and once they found him they moved away from my area

Kirk actually has the most hilarious stories and descriptions of commanders to grunts to regular army units. Has me dying. Love from UK

Love watching you guys. Keep bringing it out💪🏾

I recommend taking a look at a Korean war film called Tae Guk Gi (Brotherhood of War as it's known in the west). It's a great film that was number 1 Korea for a while and I think it's worth a review.

@goarmybeatnavy841

Жыл бұрын

Totally. There are a variety of combat environments they move in too which would make for a great review for Beers and Breakdown

@williamflowers9435

Жыл бұрын

Where can I watch that? It’s not available on Prime anymore

Good stuff guys! Thanks for the laughs.

It's got Michelle Rodriguez in it, I could watch her boil water and really enjoy it, maybe even a few times 🤣🤣

Finally get to see your army humor kick in. That was awesome😂

Ayyyyooooo this whole tactical breakdown is pure Gold 🤣🤣 one of of your funniest reviews.

This is the best Beers and Breakdowns I've ever seen man, I laughed so hard almost all the way through it and then I completely lost my sh-t when you guys got "ambush tasered" 🤣😋😉........oh man, I pulled a muscle......... it was fking awesome!! 🤩

you guys are amazing , keep it up

Buck, your insight is always appreciated haha

Absolutely died laughing from start to finish with this one! Buck’s breakdown of California was classic!

About the phone thing, they needed the map because the Aliens were jamming a lot of the tech. Between the signal blocks and the damage to the infrastructure GPS was unreliable.

@tlpineapple1

9 күн бұрын

If that was the case, radios wouldnt work either. Its far more likely that the extremely complex network used to stream 4k videos to cellphones has failed than it is that the aliens are blocking some technology but is blocking the one their enemy needs to communicate (or that it just so happens that those radio frequencies are the only ones not blocked).

I served in the Marine Corps from 2003-2015 and honestly never heard the crayon-eater thing until a couple of years ago. So I towonder where it came from.🤔

This is amazing. Thank you

That was the funniest ending to any video yall have done. I still come back to watch this just to laugh, its awesome!

That’s what gets me about the Godzilla movie. You have three hundred foot tall monsters and the the soldiers are unloading on them with a cartridge that couldn’t stop a rhino instead of running they’re asses off.

Friggin hilarious!!! Best review ever

Oh I’ve been waiting for this one!!!

I love you’re guys dynamic duo

You had me at "alien fighting school"....subscribed

I could not stop laughing from the start right to the end🤣🤣🤣, this went from a review to ripping this movie apart. Great content fellas.

Guys! Video was great and I've thought the same about the movie but the JR segment at the end was priceless! Literally watched it like three times, laughing my ass off all the way to make sure I heard everything right. That transition into the "professional" outro so you don't "JR that d!@%" was the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Thank you!

The most hilarious video y’all made. Great review! Leave my LTs alone though lol!

Buck @31:18: " but that being said...." bahahahaha great review guys! and can't wait for the boot drop :D

@FNGACADEMY

Жыл бұрын

👊

Can we get more of Buck ripping on Joe? Shit was hilarious 😂

OMG! This breakdown is f******g epic!

This one made me laugh so much, thank yall for making this clip, hhahahaha!

most hilarious episode ive seen ina minuite

@FNGACADEMY

Жыл бұрын

🙏

Good looking out FNG🍺💯💙

Lol, that was hysterical at the end. The whole Joe Rogan thing, lmfao

This one seriously had me laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes. “What are we fucking rotten tomatoes?”

The sleeping bag story reminds me of the video of the kid in the tank going "you're not my dad" lmao

The jump scare was awesome.😂😂

Just had the best drive to work listenin to this

Love the content boys your vids are dope

@FNGACADEMY

Жыл бұрын

🙏

Oh my days you guys are hilarious. Love the war stories you guys tell as well, and the amount of zero f**ks you gave during your "recce" mission was even more hilarious.

Just when I thought these episodes couldn’t get better…BOOM

Hahaha I kept coming back to this review , y’all crack me up with what you say about battlefield Los Angeles lol

I keep coming back to this one for a great laugh! When Buck says “…was it a budget issue?” friggin kills me every time!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This was your best yet. I was in stitches laughing when you starting talking about joe rogan. Brilliant 😂

Bucks rant in the end will always be Legendary 💪🏽😂😂💀.

Best episode hands down. Had me rolling the last 5 minuets of it.

This started hilarious and then went to eleven. What a treat. Thanks for the video.

Lol I think I laughed more at this breakdown than any of the others I’ve seen so far 😂

2:19 my favorite part 😂 "I'ma do yellow today"

dude i just discovered this channel. I couldn't stop laughing throughout the whole damn video man HAHAHA. I just subbed to you guys.

"What the fuck are we Rotten Tomatoes?" -Buck

Wow...great episode...what an ending 🤣🤣🤣

26:14 i just die from laughing! I was jump scared here, dude came out of fking nowhere! 😂

Just started watching these reactions,I've never laughed so hard as I have with these guys,the comments they come up with about the movies stemming from their military knowledge is outstanding. I think this one's the best yet.

I fuggin love this. Them beers are smackin by the end of the episode 😆

It took me an hour to get through your review, I was laughing so hard! You two pointed out so much BS in the movie it was as if I hadn't really seen it at all!! Thanks for the laughs. Peace.

“Sup bitch, look at this war Dick” 🤣 y’all got me dying over here.

Great video thanks for the upload

Bruh I haven’t laughed this hard in a while 😂😂

I laughed the entire video, you guys are great.

I laughed my ass off watching this, love it! 😂

Air force vet, everybody in our unit (REDHORSE) dipped. Copenhagen. I did for years after i got out too.

This is the most hilarious review yet!

@FNGACADEMY

Жыл бұрын

Thank you!

The rant at the end of this video was epic got me crying 🤣