you forgot the ad that is permanently engraved in every Australians brain 1 3 DOUBLE O 6 TRIPLE FIIIIIIVEE 0 6

@juderb

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@alarakbra8236

4 жыл бұрын

It can change your life

@Fitzroyfallz

4 жыл бұрын

I literally saw that ad on tv like a month ago. They haven’t even updated the aspect ratio. I kind of love that.

@chancoo2896

4 жыл бұрын

Omg true😂

@republicclone6458

4 жыл бұрын

Hippie Whovian if it ain't broke don't fix it

the lack of inner health plus disappointed me

@mudskipper2842

5 жыл бұрын

*hAvE yOu HaD yOuR iNnEr HeAlTh PlUs ToDaY?*

@Trapsarentgay133

4 жыл бұрын

THErEs GoOd ANd BaD Gut BaCTErIa

@charlescalthrop2535

4 жыл бұрын

Max Nesquik ARRGH. I repressed that.

@k-leb4671

3 жыл бұрын

I was always thought it was Ralph Wiggum or Martin Prince saying the line at the end.

@abunnyyay4904

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I miss that little guy!!!

you forgot *"yOu wOuLdNt StEaL a CaR"*

@ellies4902

5 жыл бұрын

Billie Vanderpol Oof nostalgia

@thethrowawaythatstayed7055

5 жыл бұрын

Billie Vanderpol every person in the room “yes I would”

@QJ89

5 жыл бұрын

"You wouldn't steal a baby. You wouldn't shoot a police man, go to the toilet in the police man's helmet, send the helmet to the police man's grieving widow. And then steal it AGAIN."

@teejayburger2136

5 жыл бұрын

Hey IT Crowd quote!

@johnny_phouc_21

5 жыл бұрын

yOU wOUlDn'T dOwNlOaD a HoUsE

i was looking forward to Banana Boat sunscreen and the "Rhonda and Ketut" legacy

@TeionLeeIRL

4 жыл бұрын

OMFG THAT WAS MY FUKCING CHILDHOOD

@ummokay

4 жыл бұрын

lIke A SuNRisE

@karenwilliams5941

4 жыл бұрын

My mum's names Rhonda and she was a red head , I give her so much shit,so does the office

@alexknox1596

2 жыл бұрын

Morty the fly one of the old ones

@patricklauer4452

2 жыл бұрын

@@TeionLeeIRL same

God i love how Australia didnt get a single decent camera until 2011

@versacegang4140

5 жыл бұрын

America still hasn't. Most of their shows look like they were filmed in the 90s

@gangganguwu6219

5 жыл бұрын

Matthew Aitken most of us didn’t switch to dtv until less than 10 years ago

@hardcpy

5 жыл бұрын

you should watch British game shows

@councilmedia7678

5 жыл бұрын

Matthew Aitken I miss the shitty cameras

@bounceysteve

5 жыл бұрын

We’re only just switching to HD on tv of the switchover of sbs Vineland sd

I just want milk that tastes like real milk

@hectickarnt

5 жыл бұрын

EXTRA DOLOP

@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor

5 жыл бұрын

*SMART CHOICE!*

@theshared001

5 жыл бұрын

No fat, full fat, high calcium, high protein, soy, light skim, omega 3, high vitamin D or folate?

@paulioantonio7158

5 жыл бұрын

How about just milk that is real milk.

@drewp.weiner5708

5 жыл бұрын

This tastes like full cream milk. And only 2 per cent fat...

If there is no “good guys ad” I’ll be disappointed. Edit: I was disappointed

ok but where is Frank Walker from National Tiles

@fritzlool

4 жыл бұрын

YES

@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock

4 жыл бұрын

Helloooooooooooooooo

@lachieh

4 жыл бұрын

It is truly fascinating how it manages to worm its way into your head for days. its the equivalent of baby shark, but for single parents rather than toddlers.

@QJ89

3 жыл бұрын

#triggerwarning

@Katrinagaming-en1os

3 жыл бұрын

SlenderFox - Wash your mouth out with soap. I get half way through helllooooooooo then I flick the channel. Please, please, don't remind anyone about this ad 🤐🙃

1 3 DOUBLEOOOOOO 6 TRIPLE FIIIIIIIIIIIVE O 6

@BibleStorm

5 жыл бұрын

I wish that ad jingle was my wife because it's never going to leave me

@didgeree469

5 жыл бұрын

god dam it i mad the same comment then i saw yours

@J0man1

5 жыл бұрын

I'll take your number & raise you a 13 13 32! Firteen firteen firty-too.

@isabella-8959

5 жыл бұрын

It could save your life

@xtramoist9999

5 жыл бұрын

For anyone not familiar with this, it's a jingle for an aussie reading and writing hotline... to bad if you didn't know what numbers were/looked like.

Big Kev once threatened to fight me in Surfers because some guy in front of me yelled it "ITS BIG FUCKEN KEV". Good Times.

@thislife5326

5 жыл бұрын

Well he wasn't lying!🤔

@mikie005500

5 жыл бұрын

That is possibly the most Aussie thing I have ever read

@thislife5326

5 жыл бұрын

Probably cause you were smaller😄😄

@harchierplebbington9397

5 жыл бұрын

Cynical Sports true or not it made me laugh my fucking ass off

@earthwormsim8068

4 жыл бұрын

Good ol kev

“Blue for kitchen and green for bathroom” they are both yellow

@JR-kf5op

4 жыл бұрын

yeah, i was thinking i must be color blind but i can see the blue boxes on the shelf?

"NOT happy Jan!!" got into the local vernacular-for that alone it is a classic.

What about "Teach your kids to swim it's GREAT! Superviise. Watch your mate. And learn how toooo resuscitate" But also. "Doors pluus no fuss".

@steeley_

5 жыл бұрын

Bloody hell I'd forgotten about doors plus

@alexab9279

5 жыл бұрын

Is probably not old enough

@avahaine8045

5 жыл бұрын

Omg that was my childhood

@Dananator101

5 жыл бұрын

We're all forgetting the reading writing hotline ad. one three double-oh six triple fiiiiiiive oh-six

@frankmundy4074

5 жыл бұрын

Ba bada bowww boooh

You forgot “not happy, Jan!!”

@Nathan-gs5tw

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit I say this all the time and totally forgot what it was from. I probably never even saw the ad on TV (I was 3) but it's just a part of my vocab now

@eren-_

5 жыл бұрын

I thought it was from merials wedding?

@wizzaking

5 жыл бұрын

That's because it fucking blows and isn't funny at all you dweeb

@stephenbachman132

5 жыл бұрын

God dam he did. That shit was Legendary. Like Rhonda and Kahtoot.

@unstoppableExodia

5 жыл бұрын

Jordie needs to do a part 2

that zoot review ad just accessed a corner of my psyche that hasn’t seen daylight in a decade

@abunnyyay4904

3 жыл бұрын

lmao...Oh god it sure did!!!

Imagine NOT including Carlton Draught’s “Big Ad”

@pillbobaggins2766

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! That was the absolute best ad ever

@brock6618

4 жыл бұрын

Yes exactly

@LureThosePixels

4 жыл бұрын

THIS BETTER SELL SOME BLOODY BEEEEER

@techo61

4 жыл бұрын

Made by Animal Logic

@bekleedee

4 жыл бұрын

Dammit. Now it's stuck in my head

My pure source of joy in life is this mans commentary on Aussie culture

Did Dave Hughes make a sex joke followed by a cocaine joke using a packet of Samboy's? Nice.

@MaximusPsychosis

5 жыл бұрын

thats Hughsie for ya

- 'and my head went that way, and my legs went that way' - the great wall of china 'built by emperor nasi goreng to keep the rabbits out' - franco cozzo. too much NSW going on here.

"Sic 'em, Rex" THE most iconic Australian ad of all time, IMO

@siredquinn

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t know that one.

@Made_In_Heaven88

4 жыл бұрын

@@siredquinn It was an echidna more or less licking ants off a chick's thighs while lounging around in her undies, I'm not joking

@siredquinn

4 жыл бұрын

Made_In_Heaven88 ew tf

the nostalgia trip is real!! but he was missing one add in particular. That big Carlton draught beer add!

@milman234

5 жыл бұрын

Kane Anthony absolutely iconic

@pnutz_2

5 жыл бұрын

Big ad was '06 surely

@galliman123

5 жыл бұрын

IT'S A BIG AD, EXPENSIVE AD, THIS AD BETTER SELL SOME BLOOOOOOOOOOODY BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR

@stephenbachman132

5 жыл бұрын

The best cold beer is Vic. Victoria bitter.

@pnutz_2

5 жыл бұрын

@@stephenbachman132 I heard them run a radio ad a couple years back and it was just the VB theme and "matter of fact I've got it now", it's amazing how integral those ads were to australian culture

My bedroom door growing up was legit that 79$ pine door. It was surprisingly sturdy, would definitely recommend.

@gangganguwu6219

5 жыл бұрын

Blabesh nice

@JS-tm1gq

5 жыл бұрын

Legend

@joeyjojo4506

2 жыл бұрын

$79 door! back in my day we had a family of twelve living on a second hand hinge, lucky basterd!

AUSTRALIAS NOT GONNA COP IT 😂

But..... DON’T CHOP THE DINOSAUR DADDY!!

No Jan, no reading writing hotline, no McCain's Corn, no Pizza Hut and no AAPT smart chat. -100/10 Jordies. Do better

@wasimhashmi446

5 жыл бұрын

A A A A P AAPT SMART CHAT

@avb7198

5 жыл бұрын

@@wasimhashmi446 I have a very specific memory of an ad with two Swedish girls chanting "We are yellow, we are blue, we are Sweden, who are you!?" then the camera pans to Pistol Pete in a tennis umpires chair. He shurgs and simply responds "Smart chat". Pure, unadulterated gold

@tellmywifiloveher6474

5 жыл бұрын

ONE THREE DOUBLE OH SIX TRIPLE FIIIIIVVEEEE OH SIX

@captainzoll3303

5 жыл бұрын

"MARGE! MARGE! THE RAINS ARE 'ERE!"

@Yebogurl

5 жыл бұрын

Lube mobile Firteeen firteeen firty fwee

Wrong, Greatest Aussie ad is definitely the yellow pages ad which forged the iconic phrase “Not happy Jan!”.

@maksuree

5 жыл бұрын

1300-6-555-06

Don't have to throw that one back Mrs Thompson Lucky your with Aami Helooooo! Frank Walker from national tiles!!!

These certainly aren't the greatest Aussie ads ever. I mean no Kraft Singles, Vegemite, Decore, Pizza Hut or bananas? These were all ones that stuck in your head as they were so damn catchy.

My list would be: 1988 VB ad - for that music Frank Walker from national tilesss Marge the rains are here! That guy who sticks pads all over himself and pretends to be a transformer I just milk that tastes like real milk Rhonda and Ketut My dad picks the fruits that goes to Cottee's. To make the cordial, that I like best.

@yepyepyep170

5 жыл бұрын

Solid list, especially McCains super juicy corn ad. 27 kfc twisters out of ten.

@Android811

5 жыл бұрын

You can get it milkin' a cow...... Matter of fact, I got it now!

@jacksonblack9408

5 жыл бұрын

Some solid candidates, especially that last one. We used to sing a dirty version of it. When you got people singing dirty versions of your adverts, thats when you know you've got a winner.

@leonli844

5 жыл бұрын

Both is better

@melindacannell4866

5 жыл бұрын

My dad picks his bum and goes to cadburys, to make the chocolate, that I like best.....

That Brand Power tune was everything

@thewatcherofawesomecontent

5 жыл бұрын

*ZOOT REVIEW!*

@nicktubara

5 жыл бұрын

hehe didnt mind Sally Williams doing the ads, but Bridget Mcintyre was da bomb. she really put the power into brand power.

Jordan’s worst fear: Drowning And treadmills

As an actor who went to NIDA and now does over pronounced voice over work… I feel personally attacked 🥲

@roundduck7005

2 жыл бұрын

That's what you get for being in Sydney

Next do the *iconic* Aussie ads like Rhonda & Katut, Not Happy Jen, and literally anything with Cadbury chocolate. Not to mention some Aussie beer ads were pure gold ^^

@BlazeDeval

5 жыл бұрын

XXXX Gold?

@willynebula6193

5 жыл бұрын

You can get it watching youtube You can get it replying to a comment You can get it, yes, yes im bored! Mattter of fact I've got it now The best cold beer is vic, Victoria bitter (Drunk mostly by people in nsw not Victoria)

@Bomber679

5 жыл бұрын

IT'S A BIG AD

@MoMullet

5 жыл бұрын

Accesserised “You look so hot today Rhonda. Like a Sunrise.”

@cooked99

5 жыл бұрын

Specially the one where the girl kisses a frog which turns into a hot shearer who kisses the girl and gets a 6 pack of tinnies. Pure gold that one.

You forgot the FIRTEEN FIRTY FIRTY TWO lube mobile boy, for shame Jordies.

@oldirtybstard1

5 жыл бұрын

THATS FERRTY FERRTY FERRTY TOO. "THEY'LL FIX THE CAR!"

@blakearius

5 жыл бұрын

lube mobile is coming for me..

@Yebogurl

5 жыл бұрын

VeeGamF lol i just said the same thing with the same spelling

@dcmastermindfirst9418

2 жыл бұрын

@@oldirtybstard1 you mean ferteen

Cottees "my dad picks the fruit" and Vegemite "happy little Vegemite" ads still haunt me today

@_letstartariot

Ай бұрын

Noooooo you just unlocked that ad in my brain stahhhhpppp

"Learn how to swim, learn how to swim. Learn how to swim, with SAFE SWIM!"

@jbsnowball

4 жыл бұрын

State swim. Fuckin safe swim what’s wrong with you

I once made Brett Lee room service when I was working as a night porter in a hotel in Brisbane in 2011. The man ordered a chicken Caesar salad. Not 7 weet-Bix

@shastamcnasta2802

5 жыл бұрын

a man needs an entree.. what hotel stocks weetbix when he could just get it from down the road

@AlphaMaryDelta

5 жыл бұрын

This is good to know

Just saying, I am 12 seconds in and will be flabbergasted if the Carlton Draught ad does not get a look in.. It's a big ad, EXPENSIVE AD, It better sell some bloody beer haha lol loved that one.

@Bigjuice117

5 жыл бұрын

Ur Dreaming I’m 35 seconds in, if I don’t hear “ken Bruce has gone completely MAD!!” I’m gonna flip

@QJ89

5 жыл бұрын

Too bad that beer isn't the best. =]

"Dad, why did they build the Great Wall of China?"

hAvE yOu HaD yOuR iNnEr HeAlTh PlUs ToDaY? Also: *CHEMIST WAREHOUSE* In the middle of our street *OUR HOUSE*

@almightybeanchild

4 жыл бұрын

Critically underated comment

@Nowyuiiiseee

2 жыл бұрын

I love the chemist warehouse ads but the songs stuck in my head now, thanks

Keep the rabbits out, too many rabbits, in China.

@pnutz_2

5 жыл бұрын

Bigpond was a great example of how much you can run on just the advertising

@applecoreeater

5 жыл бұрын

Oh man. That ad was hilarious

Servicely ya forgot the mortean adds how could you forget louie

@azeemtravadi6128

5 жыл бұрын

More smart more safe MOOORTEEEIN

Also, that one Woolworths ad where the Greek woman starts shrieking “Stavros!” At her husband because there are birds in the yard

"I'll get back to ya, Barry".

@Cyberbrickmaster1986

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously smooth stuff!

7 Weet-bix is a lot of fiber I wonder if the intense look is due to him being dehydrated and having a solid brick moving down his colon.

@allmanius

5 жыл бұрын

Liam M Lol, Imagine if he did 9... 😂

@shastamcnasta2802

5 жыл бұрын

fiber makes you shit more

I miss Huey's Cooking Adventures. It was a horror show of salt intake.

@HareKrishnaPerth

5 жыл бұрын

He always fucked something up too, like dropping the tongs in the river, or burning the shit out it, or dropping the egg and it's shell into the bowl. Haha goooood times

- Hugesy's voice is annoying AF. - I have a jingle for you: "A little bit of litter goes a long, long way. Mother Nature is choking on it every day. We gotta do the Right Thing, it's our obligation. Then the Planet will thank you, for your co-operation."

No Carlton Draft "It's A Big Ad" ad? I give this video 2 KFC Twister Combos/10

No McCain corn ads breaking the drought, 0/10

Big Kev should be the face of the united Australia party not Clive

@kodiejc4202

5 жыл бұрын

I'd pay to see the two of them battle for the title

@shastamcnasta2802

5 жыл бұрын

@@kodiejc4202 Kev's dead brah, has been for some time

@willynebula6193

5 жыл бұрын

@@roddevereaux1830 its been that long, fark!

Ummmmm.... You forgot, "Don't chop the dinosaur Daddy!"

Need to do a part 2 there's so many iconic Aussie ads to review

You missed, HEEELLLLOOOOOOOO. Frank Walker here from Nationak Tttttiiiiiiiiillllleeeeees

@topkekm8817

5 жыл бұрын

Im english and I know that one

Was hoping to see the Goulburn Valley Fruit snack ads.

Thank you for existing. You bring me laughter. XX

The grandma just crash tackling the guy in the blockout ad is the peak of Australian ad directing

I do the Nutri- Grain scream every time I check my mailbox and the postie is late or just didn’t show up today

you forgot about the banana boat sunscreen add from like 2005.

From this video, I can tell you weren't born in the early 80's. I highly recommend checking out the Diamond Chopsticks ad (that ad would definitely not be allowed on Aussie TV in this day and age, because a lot of lefties would call it racist), and the old Snack Pack ad with the BMX kids. Definitely the most memorable ads of my childhood.

13 double OH 6 triple 5 06

No Go-gurts ad?! YOU ARE HERE TO BE EATEN, WITH HONOR "SIR YES SIR" *calm lady* Yoplait Go-gurts, rip their heads off and suck their guts out :')

@AlphaMaryDelta

5 жыл бұрын

So good!:😄😄

@haruhisuzumiya6650

5 жыл бұрын

So scary but amazing

Shutter guard ads. That fly screen with the dudes tryna bash them in but cant because its the best anti robber fly screen.

@l_zac_l2421

5 жыл бұрын

If its not crimsafe its not crimsafe.

"Samboy chips are the most fun you can have while holding a bag" hahaha imagine trying to say that with a straight face

What’s terrifying is that the Zoot and Brand Power analogies make sense to me.

No Goggomobile?? 0 KFC Twisters/10

@RawBrutalAussie

5 жыл бұрын

Gee, Ohhhh, GeeGee, Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@MotoCat91

5 жыл бұрын

Refused to give me insurance despite me and my car both being over 25, full points on my license and never crashed before, -5 KFC Twisters /10

RIP Big Kev

@anjogmund5137

5 жыл бұрын

He was too pure for this world

Do a part 2. I approve of this nostalgia. Make a series.

Had to watch for big kev I'm so excited

Crocodile came up... bit my guys out! Bit me into parts; pieces. And 'en my legs went that way, and 'en my head went THAT way!

@fl00d69

5 жыл бұрын

LOL omg this one right here xD

@QJ89

5 жыл бұрын

Don't bull-shit me, kid. You're not even bleeding! Get Croc Insurance instead of Health insurance.

@CassTrashPuppy

5 жыл бұрын

The best ever Aussie ad

Not a single mention of Australia's greatest man, Frank Walker from National Tiles?

Haha.... oh man... quite certain you just became my new favourite person. Love your work.

You clearly havent seen dubbo ads Now thats a nightmare

If you managed to find the "DOORS, DOORS GET YOUR DOORS NOW!" ad with that screaming dude, that would be legendary

You missed the only one that matters! "Computer town Australia! Wingdang Road, a Wingdang!"

The waltzing matilda guitar on the big kev ad just lit up the patriotism in my soul. I shed a tear.

Dave Hughes was born for comedy with that face and voice. It's perfect

You are correct, it's called the Howie scream and it was used for crashing tie fighters in Star wars

@ClancyNimbus

5 жыл бұрын

Also used for the Terran Academy in Starcraft

How can you not include "GO TO BED JESSICA!"

@Darvaus

5 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/kaSYwdWcmrHOg6Q.html the blind is just so on point

@adamj8099

4 жыл бұрын

THE BEST

Everything you watch on commercial television is covered by a code of practice.

its fucking 2am rn, I have my instant coffee and my packet of Smith's chips. how haven't I found this channel before

What about the "Not happy Jan" ads ? They were classics. Also, sponsored by KFC much ? :3

@8:17 In KZread's recommended, Soupe Opera!! Do a video on the best 5 min ABC filler cartoons or shows. There were some rippers, Plonsters was another lump of playdough gold.

I went to Pyrocynical’s playlist called “Watch the New Stuff” and randomly clicked this as the first video and was very confused. I checked and think it’s literally the only non-Pyrocynical video on the playlist. Happy, but confused. I give this video a truckload of KFC twister combos out of 10. Thanks Pyro, and nice to meet you friendlyjordies.

@missgrreen9398

4 жыл бұрын

Btw I have no idea what a KFC twister combo is, but I hope they are amazing.

There are so many ads missing. The old RACQ ads, doors plus, reading writing hotline, Lube Mobile, Banana Boat, McCain, Rugs a Million, the list goes on

Where are the Ken Bruce ads? KEN BRUCE HAS GONE COMPLETELY MAD was the OG yelling ad.

But Frank Walker from National Tiles?

The 6th layer of hell is Randy Newman sing narrating every single thing you do while chained to his piano and being forced to pull it around while plays and sings.

That brand power jingle gave me PTSD lmaoooo

You secretly being sponsored by kfc ??? cause man i could go for a twister combo or ten after watching this.

How could you forget light up Canterburys closing down sale! They've been closing down for about 35 years!!!

@ChelseaJeanBentley

5 жыл бұрын

they're legit only in business from high school senior jerseys haha

@willynebula6193

5 жыл бұрын

@@ChelseaJeanBentley I've read your comment a few times. It doesn't make sense, what are you trying to say?

@ChelseaJeanBentley

5 жыл бұрын

@@willynebula6193 canterbury is a clothing brand that makes all the year 12 jerseys

Nah, the Yellow Pages "Not happy Jan" is No 1. That actually became part of our vocabulary. You really can't beat it. Carlton Dry's 'Big Ad' was very good too, as was Doors Plus No Fuss and Lube Mobiles "They'll fix the car! Call 13 30 32!" I still remember that goddamn jingle off the top of my head! And I remembered it when I was about 12 and our car broke down and we didn't know who to call.

Legend has it, these deals are still available in rural Australia

I think it's great that you looked at the more underground selections.

For my Victorian 'Tubers: "Megalo, megalo, megalo!" "E Brunswick e Footescray". Also, c'mon, no Happy Little Vegemites..? No Aeroplane Jelly?

@Omegavision79

5 жыл бұрын

Aeroplane Jelly may have been long-running... but Pioneer Jelly had a better jingle

Lol, your volume indicator going up made me think my computer was cranking its own volume ... which then of course made me feel a total derp. Thanks Jordan.

I love how you referenced the Matrix in this video including KFC twister combos. One time I saw you at a KFC and felt like I'd entered the Matrix 😂

I feel like you're secretly sponsored by these products and are using this format as a way to *INFECT OUR BRAINS!*

"1 3 double 0 6 555 0 6"

This is taking me back

This is an 80's classic : Chris Marshall's Organs and pianos tv ad 1980's