“Is that when you get your leg over Monday Fukin Monday” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 nearly pissed myself

@AndyM...

Жыл бұрын

That was a classic ! I sprayed coffee all over my new 4K monitor when he said that ! 😆

F’ing Monday? Is that the day you get your leg over? Just brilliant! 😂😂😂

That, my friends, is Mr Zakir Issa. Worked for him 6 months ago. Property is just a front and that building with the shutter.... that's where he stores 'certain goods' that have been smuggled into the UK. He's currently being investigated.

"The missis will hit you with a frying pan" 😂

Fools protecting a company that would sack them and hang them out to dry if there were any come back from their actions

“I DO NOT take pictures on a Monday.” Just sooooo funny.

Love it when this guy gets the squeeky dog toy out 😂

@magnuscash6343

Жыл бұрын

We all love mr sceaky hahahaha

@gazzertrn

Жыл бұрын

I know kills me 🤣🤣🤣

@Greenpoloboy3

Жыл бұрын

I know, its great! 🐶

“My land” says the man who arrived on a boat 😂

@DeePaignall

Жыл бұрын

Er, that's what the brits said - a lot!

@gazzertrn

Жыл бұрын

Too many of them , cant even speak the lingo .

@barryacecardsherbert876

Жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha the beast is done ✔️

@connect4glyn

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha , love it !

@jamestait8676

Жыл бұрын

​@@gazzertrnerm, not the Brits, the Brits are from Briton. The Romans, Saxons, pakis are not.

Is it wind up an Abdul day??? LOL

@User10111

Жыл бұрын

his name was Zack

@pauljackson1981

Жыл бұрын

@@User10111 Zack Abdul OK

"There are no idiots here, of course, there are I'm talking to one right now".

I’ve been watching your videos for a couple of years. They’re hilarious, keep it up.😂

Its always the same type of security!!! 😅lol just keep them talking ,we have a massive laugh lol😅😅😂!

You sure do provide us with class comedy and a good laugh, haha. Fantastic, cannot wait for part 2. 😁 'May the Squeak be with you'.

“I don’t drink, I’m too tall” Is that what he says? 🤭😂

@scottmcculloch2190

Жыл бұрын

He says he is tea total.

@kevinpaul180

Жыл бұрын

Teetotaler, I believe..one who doesn't drink..

Peeping Tom thought your name was Mark lol😂 so many funny bits love it

Looking forward to part 2

"Let's go walkies!" 😂

his favourite word must be regardless.

Man in a van thats worth £3000 says i own all this , dont make me laugh dont even own his own coat

@scruffyalice-ff5pz

3 ай бұрын

Checked it out he does own it, he's the brother of the two Muslim guys that bought asda. He's got quite a big property portfolio.

In asia/ south east asia foreigners arent allowed own land or property. The uk is very progressive and fair if you ask me .

He says it's his land!!! What a statement... If you know what I mean!!!

I've just spent an hour watching your videos with tears in my eyes😂😂😂

You are a legend, well done 👍👍👍👍👍👍

Let's be mature adults and NOT bombard the phone number displayed clearly on the side of his van. This would cause stress and possible loss of business.

"Miss's gonna hit you with a frying pan" ahahahaaaaaa dying laughing 🤣🤣🤣

After he gave you all that lip, you should have told him he was in the last three for best driver. He's lost out big time.

I'm glad I found this channel got a stitch from laughing 😂😂❤

“My names not Joe” 😂🤣😅

"Theres no idiots here" "Yes there is i am talking to one "

Definitely hiding something

I keep saying it......they don't know why they don't want to be filmed! If pushed they would have extreme difficulty explaining it.

" There's no idiots here " , HAHAHAHA , so bloody funny .

Here we Go another Bold headed YODA with pointed ears. No Way you swear UMTT Your a Saint.The so called owner wearing £3.00 clothes

He could knock his own knees and only one head lamp working ? 🤔

Another foreign imposter

👍🙏🇬🇧have ya dyed your beard 😂

He wishes it was his land 😂😂😂😂😂

Can't believe that I am watching this today, on Sunday. You know what that means tomorrow could be.... :)

Hahaaa Your content Kills me everytime. Jackpot content This euro properties guy tho What day is it🤣 Do you dye your beard🤣 Comically the best Auditor 👌 Comedy value 10/10

@benji.B-side

Жыл бұрын

I totally agree. 😅

When he said "shut that door" I was hoping you'd come out with a Larry Grayson ( There's one for the teenagers) Quip. You really are King of the wind up's lol.

OMG lol it is like an Abbott and Costello routine.

Shut that door last time I heard that it was Larry Grayson Great content again man

Hahahaa the handbrake.

Pure entertainment… what day is it 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I've got this guy taking pictures, I've asked him what his doing but he's not giving me an answer 😂😅

That bald guy in the high vis is simple

Love it 😂

Love your stuff mate. Keep it up

great job❤❤

What the hell happened to that guys nose…..it looked like chewed bubblegum……

The best part of this video is at 10:15 FREDDIE KRUGER: Explain yourself, why you taking pictures MARK: I EXPLAIN MYSELF TO NO MAN FREDDIE KRUGER: YEAH NEITHER DO I MARK: YOU ARE FREDDIE KRUGER: NO IM NOT MARK: YOU ARE FREDDIE KRUGER: JUST GET OUT 😂😂😂😂😂😂

so funny, you are the best on KZread . they just don't realise you are taking the pish right oot them

He tried the "walkies" on with you! Noone does walkies back to the legendary UKMTT! "Come on! Walkies boy, come on!!"

Very funny man what's his problem good video 😆😁

the state of the roads

I think he needs a drink 🍸 😂

That looks like an inspirational company really going places

,😂😂😂 brilliant 👍

I'm daft enough 😂😂

love the sqeeky thing walkies lol

👍

Its against this man's religion if he is a Muslim which i am stereotyping which I shouldn't do. They can only dye their hair ginger which is why you see older Muslims with a orange beard. I thought he took it quite well 😅.I think they call it haram which ain't good it's a bit like eating a bacon sandwich 😋

VERY SKETCHY PLACE :)

Thay own all that ,my goodness my goodness😢

Haha, EP GROUP is "Euro Packaging" not properties. Can't believe he would lie.... imagine that!

What happened to part 2 ?

😁👍👍👍

Afghani guest.

I could climb over a fence Then your trespassing TO GET OUT? Hahahahahahah

@jimmyohara2601

Жыл бұрын

Learn to spell YOU'RE correctly, spastic 🤐

So funny 😂😂😂

A nose like that would make anyone angry

What a scary looking man! When mark was filming the camera was to the guys knees, so we didn't see the face but when the big reveal happened I shuddered. He looks like FREDDIE KRUGER! That's why he doesn't want you on his '' land'' he's got some kids in the warehouse and he's haunting their nightmares Did anybody notice the bulge from this guys trousers 🫣🤣

PMSL out very loud!

First 😊

We should all ring his number on the van and send in complaints! What a cu next Tuesday

Another good prop would be a short fishing rod with a plastic carrot on a string. When challenged you could say it’s ‘goon bait’

Hahahaha, brilliant

You are mad man lollllllll 😂😂😂

GET BACK TO WORK!

Bruv if you really want to trigger some people wearing glasses just keep calling them goggles 😉 you welcome 😂

'ITS FUCKIN MONDAY!'

Great comedy.

@waynesilverman3048

Жыл бұрын

Was thinking that ,"why do u want some"? When got asked drugs q

My dad was in Burma 1944, I dont think (if he was still alive) he would want to explain himself in his own land...dont accept disrespect from anyone

😂😂❤❤❤❤😂

Loco! 😂

😂😂😂

TELL DARK CLOUD IN THIS COUNTRY IF THERE'S NO DOORS OR WALLS OR FENCES MEANS ITS PUBLICLY ACCESSIBLE..

EP stands for extra prat

😄👌👏👍

Hahaha 😂😂

Aahhhh the police

Its Vehicle not Whehicle , is that right.

You should do the Fox Brothers

😅

Should of gone round corner and do fox brothers

Fishy

😂😂😂😂😂

You scared him off, you gump... pity...

Thanks mark 😂 keep them coming pal

Nobody likes a grass